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All right.
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You all know the rules to Dizzy Bowl,
right?
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Yes.
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Okay.
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All right, Drew, you're up first.
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Now, you have to shoot within three
seconds.
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Okay?
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Is there a fault?
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Okay.
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All right.
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One, two... Shoot!
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Shoot!
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Shoot!
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Wow!
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He actually hit that cue ball.
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Okay.
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That's one point for Drew.
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All right.
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All right.
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Lewis, you're up next.
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Oh, okay.
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All right.
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There we go.
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One, two... Whoa.
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Oh.
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Wow.
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So that drinking really paid off,
huh?
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Oh, Drew.
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Wow.
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It didn't even feel that one.
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I thought your knees were the first thing
to go.
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Hey, Carrie.
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Everyone else sees this, right?
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Yeah.
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Hey, Clemens.
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I got a riddle for you.
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What has four legs attracts flies and
shouldn't be in my yard.
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Oswald and Lewis.
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Okay, let me add to that riddle.
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What has the brain, the size of...
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What eats standing...
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What smells... Ah, forget it.
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We're only gonna be a minute, Drew.
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This is Charlie.
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Oh, does he live in your house?
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How do you keep him off the couch?
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Well, he used to live in his stable,
but we took him out because he's been
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depressed ever since
the horse used to live
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with Steve and died of
colic about a month ago.
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So where are you gonna keep him?
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That's where you come in, Carrie.
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We want to buy your house.
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Well, my house isn't a barn.
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It could be if we clean it up a little.
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All right, that's it.
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Listen, my house isn't for sale.
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Now, get out of here.
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You and... Hold on, I've been
waiting my whole life to say this.
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You and the horse you rode in on.
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All this energy calling me, back where it
comes from.
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It's such a crude attitude.
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It's back where it belongs.
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All the little chicks with the grims and
lips go Cleveland Rocks.
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Cleveland Rocks.
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She's living in sin with a safe fit.
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Go Cleveland Rocks.
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Why don't we start here?
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This is our premier wedding package.
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Just picture yourself on the most
important day of your life.
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It sounds beautiful.
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We'll take everything.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa.
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Hold the phone a minute.
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This looks a little pricey.
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How much say are those flowers?
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Only $3,000.
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You know what?
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We can make tissue flowers.
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It'll be fun.
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Hey, who's gonna even
notice the flowers when
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they're wearing these
great-looking jackets?
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How much are they?
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Those are the Prince Philip style morning
coats.
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They're an absolute steal at $350 apiece.
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That's not bad.
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To rent.
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How much are these snappy blue tuxes?
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About a hundred each.
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Oh, my God, is this the price of the
bridesmaid's dresses?
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Okay, but we gotta have a good band.
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How much does that cost?
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Well, a string quartet is about $1,000 for
a night.
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You know, if we cut back on the suits,
maybe we could afford a better band.
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I'm scared to even ask this, but how much
is the wedding dress?
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Which one do you like?
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Well, this is the style I'm looking for.
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Oh, that one's $2,000.
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Kate.
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It looks so beautiful.
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You can't afford it.
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There's so much money for a dress you're
only gonna wear once, Katy Bear.
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You're right.
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Wait a second.
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I got an idea.
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We'll cut back on beer.
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I'm sure everybody will understand.
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Who am I kidding?
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We need beer.
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Well, isn't there anything we can afford?
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Well, I understand.
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They have a lovely ceremony at Chuck E.
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Cheese.
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Well, that'd be romantic.
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That's where we had our first date.
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Oh, uh-huh.
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Hi.
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Look, when we decided
to pay for the wedding
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ourselves, we knew
there'd be some sacrifices.
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How about we scale down the guest list to
just the dress and me?
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Hey, you know, maybe you could have one of
those weird weddings where everything's
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free because you're giving publicity to
something.
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Hey, I read in the
paper that the Cleveland
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Zoo has a gorilla who's
an ordained minister.
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Uh, it's just one problem.
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After the ceremony, he throws...
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Well, let's just say it's not rice.
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I don't believe it.
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This is it.
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This is the exact dress.
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What dress?
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Let me see.
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It's the dress I always dreamed about
since I was a kid.
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It's the dress my Barbie wore.
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Oh, I remember that dress.
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You wanted to get it so you could get
married to one of the banana splits.
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Congratulations.
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Your dream came true.
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Well, that settles it.
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If that's the dress my candy
bear wants, then we're going
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to Eileen's once-a-year
bridal blowout sale to get it.
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You coming, guys?
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Better than that, we're
going to get there first
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thing in the morning, so
we're sure to get that dress.
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Yeah.
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Lewis, did you find it?
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I might have found it.
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Where's Kate?
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Over there.
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By that rack.
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O'Brien, if these little prices,
you got to hit them in the candy.
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Oh, that's very nice, Drew.
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They say a blow-up doll is never more
lovely than on her wedding day.
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I'm here to help Kate.
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What are you doing here?
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Do they find another one of you in Loch
Ness?
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I'm looking for a dress for a rock video
I'm going to be in.
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Insane clown posse?
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Yeah.
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Kate!
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Kate!
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Is this the dress you want?
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Let me show you one more time.
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This is the dress.
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These are the shoes.
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How could you forget?
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How many tea parties did you and I have
with this doll?
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Oh, I'm standing here in a wedding dress.
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You know, you can pull that off.
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Hey, thanks, buddy.
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I mean, you can pull that off right now.
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You look like you're on the cover of
Prison Bride.
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Hey, you!
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Out of that dress, now!
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Usually a lady buys me a couple of drinks
first.
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It's not here.
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I'm never going to find it.
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You mean like the one your Barbie dolls
wear?
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Yeah.
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I've seen it.
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It's over here.
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Here comes the bride!
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Here comes the bride!
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Oh, my God.
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It's beautiful.
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I can't believe nobody bought it yet.
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It's a designer gown.
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They don't put dresses like that on sale,
Ellie Mae.
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Oh, how much is it?
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It's only, uh, fifty... oh, five hundred.
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Oh, five thousand.
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Oh... Bye-bye, dress.
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I'll miss you.
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Fifty-five thousand dollars?
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I thought we could
afford that if we pulled our
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money together and bought
a gun or robbed a bank.
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You know what?
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I'm being silly.
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Marrying you is what matters, not a dress.
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I could be completely happy married to you
naked.
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Hey!
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No.
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Jeez, is everybody in the world getting
married?
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Don't worry, Mimi.
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Someday your prince will come.
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Or something named Prince.
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Hey, Drew.
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Hey, listen.
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Oh, for God's sake, would you look at
that.
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Martha, Martha, come in here.
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You gotta see this.
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There's a pool table inside the house.
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Amazing, isn't it?
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Next, I'm thinking furniture that goes on
the lawn.
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I just don't know what to call it.
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Okay, I'll bite.
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So why isn't the pool table in the
backyard anymore?
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So I could buy Kate's... this.
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Hey, that's the one she want.
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You spent five thousand dollars on a
wedding dress?
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Yep.
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Horse's ass.
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I thought I was doing something not.
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Oh, you mean the horse in my backyard.
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What?
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Oh, no.
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I was talking about you.
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You're a horse's ass.
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Hey, you didn't see Kate's face when she
saw that dress.
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You know, if father was still around,
he'd have found a way to buy a four.
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But he's not, so... I did.
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So where'd you get the money?
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Neighbors gave me five thousand dollars to
put the horse up in my backyard.
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What?
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You sold your backyard
so some big dumb animal
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could stand out here
all day doing nothing.
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And look, he's in my spot.
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Long-legged swayback crap machine.
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You're talking about the horse now,
right?
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Okay, sure.
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File these away for me, would you,
Amy?
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All right.
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Oh, once you have found her, never let her
go.
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Oh, once you have
found her, never let her.
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..
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Uh, spring, when young man's fancy turns
my stomach.
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And when's the last time you even saw a
young man's fancy?
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When's the last time you even saw your
fancy?
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Can't upset me, Mimi,
because I just said the
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best thing a friend can
do for another friend.
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You know that dress that Kate wanted for
her wedding?
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Well, I bought it for her.
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I'm going to surprise her with it tomorrow
at the shower.
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Wow.
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You're doing all these beautiful things
for a woman that you can never have?
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You're the hunch front to note your name.
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Yes, sir?
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Hold my calls, Mimi.
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I'm going to run out and grab a sandwich.
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Yes, sir.
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Great.
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Now we got to go get another sandwich.
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That means I have to flirt with the lunch
lady to get extra meat again.
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Ask, get ready to shake.
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You don't have to ask it.
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It just does it on its own.
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Hey, Mimi, as Drew here, I want to show him
this wedding dress I just got downstairs.
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No, he's... Wait, you just
got Kate a wedding dress?
268
00:12:07,920 --> 00:12:09,020
Yeah, it's a surprise.
269
00:12:09,360 --> 00:12:10,360
$145.
270
00:12:10,820 --> 00:12:12,400
When are you going to give it to her?
271
00:12:12,620 --> 00:12:13,620
At the shower.
272
00:12:15,720 --> 00:12:19,080
Look, I got to say something about that
dress.
273
00:12:19,140 --> 00:12:21,020
Well, now, hold on one minute there.
274
00:12:21,140 --> 00:12:22,460
I know it isn't your style.
275
00:12:22,620 --> 00:12:26,590
It doesn't have any spangles
or polka dots or cowbells,
276
00:12:26,591 --> 00:12:29,381
but, you know, not everybody
needs that much attention.
277
00:12:31,360 --> 00:12:33,400
Well, thank you for your input.
278
00:12:35,080 --> 00:12:38,880
What I was going to say is, don't show the
dress to Drew now.
279
00:12:38,881 --> 00:12:40,560
Show it to him at the shower.
280
00:12:41,500 --> 00:12:42,500
Why?
281
00:12:42,860 --> 00:12:46,660
Well, if you show it to him now,
there'll be one last ooh and aah.
282
00:12:47,760 --> 00:12:48,960
You know, you're right.
283
00:12:49,200 --> 00:12:53,920
You got a hard show, but down deep,
you're just an old shop, aren't you?
284
00:12:54,740 --> 00:12:56,200
Guilty as charged.
285
00:12:58,600 --> 00:13:00,460
Let me just ask you one favor.
286
00:13:00,840 --> 00:13:00,960
What?
287
00:13:01,240 --> 00:13:02,560
Please let me go to the shower.
288
00:13:03,580 --> 00:13:05,410
Oh, well, you know, it's
just going to be friends
289
00:13:05,411 --> 00:13:07,080
and family, and Kate
says you make her nervous.
290
00:13:07,280 --> 00:13:07,840
I'll bring a ham.
291
00:13:07,841 --> 00:13:08,841
All right.
292
00:13:09,460 --> 00:13:10,460
See you there.
293
00:13:12,380 --> 00:13:14,900
Dear father, I hope you're sitting down
because I got a shocker.
294
00:13:15,640 --> 00:13:16,640
This is not a joke.
295
00:13:17,400 --> 00:13:20,323
Please, just keep Drew alive
for one more week so that
296
00:13:20,324 --> 00:13:23,420
I can go to what should be
one hell of a funny shower.
297
00:13:25,200 --> 00:13:28,840
Oh, and as usual, thank you for the color
peacock blue.
298
00:13:43,860 --> 00:13:47,820
I don't know quite what this means,
Mimi, but thank you.
299
00:13:51,660 --> 00:13:52,920
You open this one, honey.
300
00:13:56,700 --> 00:13:58,900
You do know the woman's supposed to wear
that, right?
301
00:13:59,420 --> 00:14:00,180
It's my day, too.
302
00:14:00,300 --> 00:14:01,300
All right.
303
00:14:02,240 --> 00:14:04,960
Oh, well, this is from the Clemens.
304
00:14:06,260 --> 00:14:08,380
It's a gift certificate to a bookstore.
305
00:14:09,920 --> 00:14:10,920
Thank you.
306
00:14:13,120 --> 00:14:13,880
That's nice.
307
00:14:14,140 --> 00:14:14,360
Thanks.
308
00:14:14,580 --> 00:14:15,580
We'll use this.
309
00:14:17,020 --> 00:14:18,520
Actually, that's for Kate.
310
00:14:18,521 --> 00:14:19,040
Oh.
311
00:14:19,380 --> 00:14:21,100
But there's something in there for you,
too.
312
00:14:21,240 --> 00:14:22,240
Oh, yeah?
313
00:14:24,140 --> 00:14:25,140
It's a ball.
314
00:14:25,760 --> 00:14:26,760
A rat ball.
315
00:14:30,470 --> 00:14:31,950
Want to get a picture of this?
316
00:14:32,610 --> 00:14:33,170
Oh, yeah.
317
00:14:33,550 --> 00:14:34,550
Smile, click.
318
00:14:36,750 --> 00:14:38,050
Hey, hey, his eyes are closed.
319
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:38,430
Take another.
320
00:14:38,950 --> 00:14:40,990
I only got about 200 shots left.
321
00:14:41,330 --> 00:14:44,150
I got a hunch that this party's gonna get
way more interesting.
322
00:14:45,690 --> 00:14:48,990
I lost the card on this one, so I'm not
sure who it's from.
323
00:14:53,800 --> 00:14:56,540
I thought I'd go great in that big,
empty spot over your bed.
324
00:14:59,840 --> 00:15:00,700
Don't worry, honey.
325
00:15:00,800 --> 00:15:02,680
When he's not around, we'll just turn it
around.
326
00:15:06,100 --> 00:15:07,100
Way ahead of you, buddy.
327
00:15:10,340 --> 00:15:11,880
I have more little pizzas, everybody.
328
00:15:13,060 --> 00:15:15,180
Hey, Carrie, how come you're not pushing
my hand?
329
00:15:16,220 --> 00:15:17,220
I will later.
330
00:15:17,380 --> 00:15:19,060
Don't ever use that expression to me
again.
331
00:15:21,560 --> 00:15:23,120
Let's get to the big gifts.
332
00:15:23,940 --> 00:15:26,960
Oswald, Drew, don't you have something for
Kate?
333
00:15:27,620 --> 00:15:29,380
Well, I guess now's as good a time as any.
334
00:15:32,160 --> 00:15:33,160
Hello, everyone.
335
00:15:33,860 --> 00:15:34,860
How are you all?
336
00:15:35,740 --> 00:15:38,100
I know I'm not invited, and I won't make a
scene.
337
00:15:42,150 --> 00:15:44,330
Man, is he drunk.
338
00:15:44,490 --> 00:15:45,930
He's not gonna remember any of this.
339
00:15:46,610 --> 00:15:47,610
Oh, yes, he will.
340
00:15:51,450 --> 00:15:53,850
Mr. Wick, look, I know how you feel about
Caden.
341
00:15:54,050 --> 00:15:56,130
Even though you think your love for her is
eternal...
342
00:15:56,370 --> 00:15:57,370
Hello, lovely.
343
00:15:57,490 --> 00:15:59,090
What spice girl might you be, huh?
344
00:16:01,470 --> 00:16:03,530
Knock you out, Spice, if you touch me.
345
00:16:04,830 --> 00:16:05,830
Oh, it's all right.
346
00:16:06,010 --> 00:16:09,450
I'll just take him upstairs and get him
undressed and let him sleep it off.
347
00:16:10,130 --> 00:16:13,630
Might have to get him a little
tired first, but... Uh, sorry, Mimi.
348
00:16:14,630 --> 00:16:16,230
I need those kind of ghosts in my house.
349
00:16:16,290 --> 00:16:17,290
Come on.
350
00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:24,530
Okay, I have a special presentation to
make to my beloved Kate.
351
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,642
Now, I know it's not
exactly what you wanted, but
352
00:16:28,702 --> 00:16:30,930
it's the best I could do,
and I hope you like it.
353
00:16:33,690 --> 00:16:37,890
Oh, honey, I couldn't imagine anything
more beautiful.
354
00:16:40,550 --> 00:16:41,550
Okay, everybody.
355
00:16:42,370 --> 00:16:45,550
If I can have your attention, I have a
special presentation...
356
00:16:45,551 --> 00:16:48,470
...that I want to make to my best friend,
Kate.
357
00:16:49,450 --> 00:16:51,490
Okay, uh, just a review.
358
00:16:52,390 --> 00:16:54,710
Kate just said I can't imagine anything
more beautiful.
359
00:16:55,030 --> 00:16:56,030
Take a trip.
360
00:16:58,450 --> 00:16:59,470
Here you go.
361
00:16:59,930 --> 00:17:00,930
What's this?
362
00:17:01,830 --> 00:17:04,310
Oh, I... I hope it's a dream come true.
363
00:17:04,570 --> 00:17:05,770
Can you just move to the left?
364
00:17:05,810 --> 00:17:06,170
Get in the light.
365
00:17:06,310 --> 00:17:07,330
Just get in the light!
366
00:17:09,090 --> 00:17:10,670
Oh, this isn't fair.
367
00:17:10,810 --> 00:17:11,450
I should have gone last.
368
00:17:11,610 --> 00:17:13,290
You used up all her excitement on my gift.
369
00:17:17,230 --> 00:17:18,610
Oh, my God!
370
00:17:19,450 --> 00:17:20,490
It's the dress!
371
00:17:21,610 --> 00:17:22,610
You rat!
372
00:17:22,830 --> 00:17:25,770
You set me up by giving me the crappy
dress first!
373
00:17:27,850 --> 00:17:29,530
I love you both!
374
00:17:30,370 --> 00:17:31,770
Why'd you give her the dress, Drew?
375
00:17:31,970 --> 00:17:34,350
I didn't know what... You're
always doing this to me.
376
00:17:34,630 --> 00:17:35,630
Look this way!
377
00:17:37,870 --> 00:17:40,210
You did this on purpose to make me look
like a fool.
378
00:17:40,750 --> 00:17:43,450
No, Oswald, when I said crappy,
I meant crepe.
379
00:17:45,650 --> 00:17:47,790
Isn't that the way he pronounced this
material?
380
00:17:48,210 --> 00:17:49,690
Oh, she's all full of crepe.
381
00:17:49,830 --> 00:17:50,830
She knows what she meant.
382
00:17:52,110 --> 00:17:53,830
Geez, Drew, what the hell were you
thinking?
383
00:18:03,460 --> 00:18:06,380
I know what he was thinking, and I want to
talk to you about it right now.
384
00:18:06,540 --> 00:18:06,540
Outside.
385
00:18:06,820 --> 00:18:07,100
Let's go.
386
00:18:07,220 --> 00:18:07,880
Come on.
387
00:18:08,140 --> 00:18:08,500
Right now.
388
00:18:09,100 --> 00:18:10,100
Come on.
389
00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:11,560
Oswald!
390
00:18:15,350 --> 00:18:16,690
Just can't give her up, can you?
391
00:18:16,930 --> 00:18:18,490
Oswald, it's just a dress.
392
00:18:18,570 --> 00:18:19,130
I don't care.
393
00:18:19,250 --> 00:18:20,410
You're ruining the shower.
394
00:18:20,630 --> 00:18:21,970
If you don't stop fighting, I'm leaving.
395
00:18:21,971 --> 00:18:23,670
He did this to make me look bad.
396
00:18:23,790 --> 00:18:24,650
He wants us to break up.
397
00:18:24,790 --> 00:18:26,090
He always wanted us to break up.
398
00:18:26,190 --> 00:18:27,790
He said we were wrong for each other.
399
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:28,370
What?
400
00:18:28,930 --> 00:18:29,930
It's a lot, pal.
401
00:18:30,290 --> 00:18:31,450
It's just between you and me.
402
00:18:32,570 --> 00:18:33,570
Kate, wait!
403
00:18:35,170 --> 00:18:36,570
Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
404
00:18:36,590 --> 00:18:36,590
What?
405
00:18:36,591 --> 00:18:37,310
She's my fiancé.
406
00:18:37,450 --> 00:18:38,110
I should talk to her.
407
00:18:38,190 --> 00:18:39,190
Hold on there, buddy.
408
00:18:39,290 --> 00:18:40,566
Think about this for a minute,
okay?
409
00:18:40,590 --> 00:18:41,670
Kate's angry, all right?
410
00:18:41,890 --> 00:18:43,810
You really want to be the first one in
that door?
411
00:18:44,110 --> 00:18:45,990
Let her slap Drew around for a while,
huh?
412
00:18:47,610 --> 00:18:50,950
Then when she's done with the heavy bag
and a little arm wear, you go in.
413
00:18:53,250 --> 00:18:55,690
Thanks for reminding me what a best
friend's all about, buddy.
414
00:18:56,710 --> 00:18:58,026
I just have one question, though.
415
00:18:58,050 --> 00:18:59,366
Why didn't you break up the fight?
416
00:18:59,390 --> 00:19:00,770
It's been brewing for 30 years.
417
00:19:00,890 --> 00:19:01,890
There's nothing I can do.
418
00:19:02,370 --> 00:19:02,490
Mm.
419
00:19:02,870 --> 00:19:03,910
Scared of the horses, huh?
420
00:19:04,090 --> 00:19:05,930
They got metal feet and big long faces.
421
00:19:07,950 --> 00:19:08,950
What happened?
422
00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:14,216
Why didn't you tell me you didn't think
Oswald and I were right for each other?
423
00:19:14,240 --> 00:19:15,440
What do you care what I think?
424
00:19:15,620 --> 00:19:15,980
Ouch!
425
00:19:16,440 --> 00:19:17,080
Where's the waffle maker?
426
00:19:17,260 --> 00:19:18,260
Where's the waffle maker?
427
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,020
I didn't want you to get angry.
428
00:19:20,720 --> 00:19:23,840
Aren't you tired of being categorized in
such an unflattering light?
429
00:19:23,841 --> 00:19:24,841
Ouch!
430
00:19:24,900 --> 00:19:24,920
Ouch!
431
00:19:25,180 --> 00:19:25,540
Ouch!
432
00:19:25,800 --> 00:19:25,800
Ouch!
433
00:19:26,160 --> 00:19:27,236
Hey, what are you mad at me?
434
00:19:27,260 --> 00:19:27,980
I'm not mad at you.
435
00:19:27,981 --> 00:19:28,640
I'm mad at me.
436
00:19:28,760 --> 00:19:29,800
I don't want to get mad...
437
00:19:39,640 --> 00:19:43,400
I want to thank you for the most intense
five minutes of my life.
438
00:19:44,300 --> 00:19:45,300
Blindfolding me.
439
00:19:45,340 --> 00:19:46,820
As if it weren't dark enough.
440
00:19:47,700 --> 00:19:48,700
Have you no shame?
441
00:19:52,060 --> 00:19:53,140
What's he talking about?
442
00:19:59,100 --> 00:20:00,300
Great shower, everybody.
443
00:20:00,860 --> 00:20:01,960
Well, good night.
444
00:20:05,800 --> 00:20:08,500
So you're saying not one person is going
to say anything?
445
00:20:08,940 --> 00:20:09,940
Yep, not one.
446
00:20:11,100 --> 00:20:11,580
You know what?
447
00:20:11,600 --> 00:20:14,040
Instead of 50 bucks, let's put a hundred
on this.
448
00:20:15,060 --> 00:20:16,060
You're on.
449
00:20:17,560 --> 00:20:18,560
Morning, pig.
450
00:20:23,480 --> 00:20:24,940
Geez, can you lose a little weight?
451
00:20:25,440 --> 00:20:27,640
I mean, I know I make fun, but it's
getting out of hand.
452
00:20:33,480 --> 00:20:34,720
Wait a minute.
453
00:20:35,120 --> 00:20:36,120
You smell better.
454
00:20:38,280 --> 00:20:40,249
And I can't believe not
a single person noticed
455
00:20:40,250 --> 00:20:43,021
the difference between
Carrie and a horse.
456
00:20:43,440 --> 00:20:45,280
Hey, you want to try it with a big rock?
457
00:20:47,580 --> 00:20:47,960
What?
458
00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:49,400
Double or nothing?
459
00:20:51,200 --> 00:20:53,120
For he's a jolly good fellow.
460
00:20:53,121 --> 00:20:54,281
For he's a jolly good fellow.
461
00:21:01,630 --> 00:21:03,830
Fish, nobody can do.
462
00:21:03,831 --> 00:21:04,831
No!
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