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Max, it was very
Nice of you and 99
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To take me out to
Celebrate my birthday.
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Oh, it's nothing, chief.
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The control baker made you
A very special birthday cake.
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- we had it sent over.
- oh, for goodness sakes,
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- isn't that nice?
- pretty fancy, 99.
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Now, let's see.
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"Happy birthday chief
From the gang at control."
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I don't see anything.
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It's written with
Invisible icing.
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You see, chief, we didn't
Want to reveal your identity.
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After all, you are the head
Of a top secret organization.
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Good thinking, max.
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Oh, this must be
The entertainment.
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Look, chief, this should
Be fun. It's a magician.
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Good evening,
Ladies and gentlemen.
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I am siegfried the great.
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I am here tonight to prove
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That the hand is quicker
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Than the eye.
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I will perform
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And you will enjoy.
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I shall now perform
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One of my most brilliant tricks.
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I need a volunteer
From the audience.
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how about you, sir?
You look like a man
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of imagination and daring.
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I think he means me, chief.
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a man who is not afraid
To face the terrors
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of the unknown.
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I think he means you, chief.
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Have some fun.
It's your birthday.
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No, 99. I don't like
To get up in public.
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- oh, come on.
- go ahead, chief.
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- yeah, all right.
- just step up here, please.
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Now, step inside this cabinet.
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I shall now make this man...
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Disappear!
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Audience: oh! Ooh!
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Terrific, 99. Really terrific!
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Max,
Something's wrong!
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- they're both gone, 99.
- look, there's a note.
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"Kaos has your chief.
You'll hear from me.
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- siegfried the great."
- we've got to get him back!
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Control will be
Paralyzed without him, max.
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I know, 99, but first we
Gotta find that magician.
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That's just as important. I
Wanna question him personally.
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To find out what he
Knows about kaos?
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No, to find out how
He did this trick.
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Carlson: what's being
Done about the chief now?
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We have every available agent
Out looking for him, prof. Carlson.
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Gee, 99, I'm really
Worried about the chief.
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- I hope nothing has happened to him.
- so do I, max.
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The chief has never
Disappeared before.
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Who's in charge of control now?
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Don't worry, standish.
It's all taken care of.
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I've been prepared
For a situation like this.
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Just a moment, smart. You
Have no right to take over
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- the chief's job.
- and why not?
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I'm head of the agent section.
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Well, I'm head of
The lab section,
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And standish is head of
The administration section.
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And we have just as much
Right to be chief as you do.
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- especially me!
- now, wait a minute!
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Hold it, hold it, standish.
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We can't stand here and
Argue about it all day.
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Let's stop this bickering!
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There's a very simple and
Intelligent way to handle this thing.
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After all, there are official
Procedures, you know?
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- good, max.
- now, this is the way we'll handle it...
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I'll think of a number
From one to 10.
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Now, if either of you guess
The number, you are chief.
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If you don't, I'm chief. Okay...
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- standish?
- three.
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Right. Let's make
It two out of three.
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Smart, seems to me that
Only the chief's superior
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Can tell us who is in charge
While the chief is gone.
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But we don't know who
The chief's superior is.
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There's only one man
Who'd know the chief's boss.
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- 99, I've gotta go right to the top.
- max, you can't call him.
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I've got to.
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Hello, this is maxwell
Smart of control.
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I'd like to speak to...
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Oh... No.
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No no no no. Don't disturb
Him. I'll call back later.
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Thank you.
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Can't bother him now, 99. He's having
An emergency meeting at his ranch.
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- top diplomatic conference, huh?
- no, it's roundup time.
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Max, I know. Let's check the secret
Compartment in the chief's desk.
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Maybe the name of
His boss is in there.
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Good idea, 99.
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In case anything happens to me,
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Contact my
Superior, zebra 6-4-2.
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We're gonna have to look this up
In the chief's special codebooks, 99.
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Zebra... That's the blue book.
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The blue book is the
One with the green cover.
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Since when does a blue
Book have a green cover?
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Max worked it out
With the coding section.
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In case of a kaos infiltrator,
Every book has a cover identity.
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You simply have a
Cover for a cover.
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It says, "See green book."
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The green book is the
One with the blue cover.
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Max couldn't throw away a
Perfectly good book cover.
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Ah, here it is. It
Looks like it's in code.
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It says, "Baker able.
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See telephone book."
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Where's the telephone book?
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The telephone book is
Right here by the telephone.
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Able baker, able baker,
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Able... Uh, here it is.
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The name of the
Chief's superior is...
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- "Abel baker."
- call him, max.
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Maybe he's calling us.
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Uh, this is maxwell smart.
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Smart? Siegfried the great.
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I will return your chief,
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But there's something
I want in exchange.
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I would like to meet with you.
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I'm not meeting you
With you, siegfried,
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Until I know the
Chief is all right.
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How do I know he's still alive?
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I will let you talk to him.
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- hello, max, this is the chief.
- are you all right, chief?
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Yeah, I'm all right.
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Wait a minute, how do I
Know you're really the chief?
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you could be someone
Impersonating him.
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- max!
- it's the chief all right.
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Max, don't bargain with
Kaos. I'm expendable. My life...
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- smart?
- what happened?
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Your chief was just
Silenced by a pistol butt!
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That's a little drastic,
Isn't it, siegfried?
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Couldn't you have
Just shushed him?
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We don't shush here!
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I will finish your
Conversation for him
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When we meet.
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One hour from now,
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At the southeast
Corner of potomac park,
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Just the two of us.
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I'm going to meet siegfried.
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- max, you're not going to meet him alone.
- yes, I am.
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No, max, he's a kaos man,
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A thief, a kidnapper,
Maybe a killer.
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99, sometimes you just
Have to go on trust.
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Maxwell smart?
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Siegfried the great?
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- what was that?
- I think I just broke my shoe phone.
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Shall we proceed
With our little talk?
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Just a moment, siegfried.
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- are you armed?
- of course not.
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What's the matter?
Don't you trust me, smart?
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That's the way you come
To a peaceful meeting.
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You oughta be ashamed
Of yourself, siegfried.
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How could you be so sneaky...
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And treacherous?
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I suggest we check all weapons.
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Good idea.
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- my revolver.
- my revolver.
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My machine pistol.
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Come on, siegfried.
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My machine pistol.
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My switchblade knife.
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I don't have a
Switchblade knife.
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- here, I have an extra one.
- thank you.
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My brass knuckles.
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My brass knuckles.
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And my xke500.
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I have never seen a
Weapon like this before.
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- may I?
- be my guest.
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It shoots dumdum bullets.
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It can rip a hole on a man
The size of an ashcan cover.
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Nasty little
Weapon! Control issue?
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Don't be silly, control would never
Issue a weapon as vicious as this.
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I got it from a mail-order
House in chicago.
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Well, that's it.
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Careful, that's my
Exploding wallet.
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Where's yours?
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I must have left it
In my other pants.
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Here, I have my suicide pill.
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It's raspberry this month.
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- wanna try it?
- no, thanks.
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- go ahead, it's not habit-forming.
- no!
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Where's your suicide capsule?
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This is my suicide ring.
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I will have to keep it on.
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A suicide wedding ring?
How does that work?
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Through my wife.
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She told me if I ever
Take it off, she will kill me.
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All right, enough of this,
Siegfried. Let's get down to business.
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What's your proposition?
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If you wish to get
Your chief back, smart,
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You will deliver to me the x11.
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The x... The x11?!
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That's out of the
Question, siegfried!
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I can't give you the
X11! No, sir! No x11!
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By the way, siegfried,
What is the x11?
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Your country's
Latest defense device!
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Oh... You know what
I think, siegfried?
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I don't think you even
Know what the x11 is.
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The x11 is an all new
Laser-powered missile detector.
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It's 12"X14"X4", it's
Completely portable,
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Weighing only two
Lbs. Eight and a half oz.
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And there are exactly
Three of them existent,
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One being in the safe
In your chief's office!
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If you're so smart,
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How come you lost
Two world wars?
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You have my deal, smart.
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Deliver one x11 to me
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And I will deliver one live
Control chief to you. Agreed?
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Agreed. Where and when?
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Right here, one hour from now.
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Better make that two hours.
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It will take us an hour
To put all this junk away.
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Think we'll get
Away with it, max?
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I certainly hope so,
For the chief's sake.
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Smart!
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Did it again.
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- did you bring the chief?
- ja!
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Did you bring the x11?
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Yes, I have it right here.
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Throw it to me.
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Now you throw me the chief.
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You did it, max.
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Yes, I gave him a dummy x11.
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And he gave me a dummy chief.
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Yes, siegfried, I
Understand perfectly.
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what did he say, max?
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He says that unless I deliver the
Real x11 to him within two hours,
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He's going to kill the chief.
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What are you going to do, max?
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We can't exchange
The x11 for the chief.
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No, but we can exchange the
Most important in kaos man for him.
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- karl danker.
- their number one assassin.
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- yes.
- but how are we going to do that, max?
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We don't have karl danker.
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We will, 99. I'm going out
And find him and bring him in.
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Oh, max, please be careful.
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Karl danker has killed
19 control agents already
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And avoided capture every time.
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He's tricky and
Shows no mercy, max.
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You'll be in extreme
Danger every minute.
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And loving it.
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Danker, freeze
Right where you are.
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All right now,
Turn around slowly.
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Well, danker, I finally got you.
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You've escaped capture
By control 19 times,
246
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,172
20.
247
00:14:57,196 --> 00:14:59,007
20?
248
00:14:59,031 --> 00:15:00,798
They told me 19.
249
00:15:11,744 --> 00:15:14,611
Smart's right behind me.
Catch him as he comes in.
250
00:15:20,220 --> 00:15:23,254
Sorry about that,
Fathead.
251
00:15:32,899 --> 00:15:36,667
You better give up, danker. This building
Is surrounded by 40 control agents!
252
00:15:39,172 --> 00:15:41,105
Would you believe 30?
253
00:15:44,244 --> 00:15:48,123
One angry boy scout?
254
00:15:48,147 --> 00:15:50,347
Girl scout?
255
00:16:21,480 --> 00:16:24,459
Now, you're gonna
Get it the hard way.
256
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:26,762
Have you ever used one of
Those things before, danker?
257
00:16:26,786 --> 00:16:28,564
- no.
- well,
258
00:16:28,588 --> 00:16:31,934
Why don't I come back a little later,
After you've had a chance to practice?
259
00:16:31,958 --> 00:16:34,358
There's not gonna be any later.
260
00:16:37,797 --> 00:16:41,598
This is your last chance,
Danker. You wanna be friends?
261
00:16:43,569 --> 00:16:45,502
Hold it!
262
00:16:47,740 --> 00:16:49,684
Uh, listen, I...
263
00:16:49,708 --> 00:16:53,144
I hope I wasn't out of line
With that crack about fathead.
264
00:17:03,790 --> 00:17:07,424
Well, fella, I guess
It's just not your day.
265
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,612
Well, 99, I have danker
266
00:17:17,636 --> 00:17:19,614
Safely tucked away in security.
267
00:17:19,638 --> 00:17:23,118
Good work, max.
Siegfried hasn't called yet.
268
00:17:23,142 --> 00:17:26,043
That must be him.
269
00:17:27,680 --> 00:17:31,660
- hello? Smart here.
- this is siegfried.
270
00:17:31,684 --> 00:17:35,764
Are you going
To give me the x11,
271
00:17:35,788 --> 00:17:38,266
Or does your your chief die?
272
00:17:38,290 --> 00:17:40,836
Neither. You give
Me back the chief
273
00:17:40,860 --> 00:17:43,004
And I'll give you
Back karl danker,
274
00:17:43,028 --> 00:17:45,641
Your number one
Killer. I just captured him.
275
00:17:45,665 --> 00:17:49,211
Well, this puts a
Crimp in my plans.
276
00:17:49,235 --> 00:17:52,647
Now you have our top man and
We have yours... It's a stalemate.
277
00:17:52,671 --> 00:17:56,173
I wouldn't count on that, smart.
278
00:18:04,383 --> 00:18:06,495
Hello, is this the
Answering service?
279
00:18:06,519 --> 00:18:09,999
Do you have kidnapping
Messages for maxwell smart?
280
00:18:10,023 --> 00:18:13,169
37... Uh, tear that up. I
Already have that information.
281
00:18:13,193 --> 00:18:15,537
Uh, what's your count?
282
00:18:15,561 --> 00:18:17,907
Six of ours and three of theirs?
283
00:18:17,931 --> 00:18:20,198
Oh, thank you.
284
00:18:29,408 --> 00:18:31,620
Hello? Oh hi, 99.
285
00:18:31,644 --> 00:18:33,622
No, we're doing pretty good.
286
00:18:33,646 --> 00:18:36,992
I think we're ahead.
Yeah, we have 27 of theirs
287
00:18:37,016 --> 00:18:39,795
And they have 26 of ours.
288
00:18:39,819 --> 00:18:43,532
Hello? 99?
289
00:18:43,556 --> 00:18:45,789
99?!
290
00:18:50,830 --> 00:18:53,464
Okay, that's it.
Hold it right there.
291
00:18:55,301 --> 00:18:59,548
Now, kaos has 99, but I
Have you, miss dvorcheck.
292
00:18:59,572 --> 00:19:01,683
And that puts us one up on kaos.
293
00:19:01,707 --> 00:19:03,685
Now, if siegfried
Wants you back,
294
00:19:03,709 --> 00:19:06,021
He'll have to give us 99.
295
00:19:06,045 --> 00:19:08,023
But I would rather
Stay here with you.
296
00:19:08,047 --> 00:19:10,025
That's out of the question.
297
00:19:12,352 --> 00:19:15,286
Well, of course these
Exchanges do take time.
298
00:19:16,356 --> 00:19:19,034
Of course you know why I asked
299
00:19:19,058 --> 00:19:22,171
- for this meeting, smart.
- of course.
300
00:19:22,195 --> 00:19:25,274
- we've both run out of agents.
- exactly.
301
00:19:25,298 --> 00:19:27,977
I have all the
Control personnel,
302
00:19:28,001 --> 00:19:30,445
And you have all
The kaos personnel.
303
00:19:30,469 --> 00:19:33,249
Right, and it wouldn't do any
Good our kidnapping each other
304
00:19:33,273 --> 00:19:35,451
Because there'd be nobody
Left to do the negotiating.
305
00:19:35,475 --> 00:19:37,819
Exactly. Shall we start?
306
00:19:37,843 --> 00:19:40,122
Okay, a straight trade...
307
00:19:40,146 --> 00:19:42,324
Our chief for your
Assassin danker.
308
00:19:42,348 --> 00:19:45,227
Agreed. Now, we give you back
309
00:19:45,251 --> 00:19:47,896
Your lab man for our lab man.
310
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:51,099
Hold on, siegfried, everybody
In the espionage business knows
311
00:19:51,123 --> 00:19:53,635
That our lab man is the
Top man in his profession.
312
00:19:53,659 --> 00:19:55,137
Then what do you want?
313
00:19:55,161 --> 00:19:59,508
Our lab man for your lab man,
And you give us $10,000 in cash.
314
00:19:59,532 --> 00:20:01,510
This is ridiculous!
315
00:20:01,534 --> 00:20:04,012
Kaos does not make cash deals.
316
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,448
Well, I have an alternate offer.
317
00:20:06,472 --> 00:20:08,250
Let's see now...
318
00:20:08,274 --> 00:20:10,452
We're a little weak in the
Administration department
319
00:20:10,476 --> 00:20:13,755
So I'll tell you what we'll do...
We'll forget about the $10,000.
320
00:20:13,779 --> 00:20:16,391
You give us your head
Bookkeeper and a minor accountant
321
00:20:16,415 --> 00:20:19,495
And options on two of
Your best garage mechanics.
322
00:20:19,519 --> 00:20:21,229
This sounds fair.
323
00:20:21,253 --> 00:20:24,466
We need some help
In the coding section.
324
00:20:24,490 --> 00:20:28,169
How about giving us smithers
In your deciphering department,
325
00:20:28,193 --> 00:20:30,305
And the first choice on
The two best men graduating
326
00:20:30,329 --> 00:20:31,974
From your training school?
327
00:20:31,998 --> 00:20:33,709
No deal!
328
00:20:33,733 --> 00:20:36,044
We don't give away our trainees.
329
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,214
Forget it, smart. This
Could go on all day.
330
00:20:39,238 --> 00:20:41,684
Let us wait.
331
00:20:41,708 --> 00:20:44,620
Your chief for danker and
We will get to the rest later.
332
00:20:44,644 --> 00:20:46,288
Okay.
333
00:20:46,312 --> 00:20:50,381
In one hour then,
At our warehouse.
334
00:20:53,018 --> 00:20:54,952
Hold it.
335
00:21:01,661 --> 00:21:04,306
- hello, max. Good to see you.
- good to see you, chief.
336
00:21:04,330 --> 00:21:06,375
- danker.
- siegfried.
337
00:21:06,399 --> 00:21:08,477
All right siegfried,
How do we handle this?
338
00:21:08,501 --> 00:21:11,747
- release danker.
- you release the chief.
339
00:21:11,771 --> 00:21:15,384
- I don't trust you.
- I don't trust you either.
340
00:21:15,408 --> 00:21:18,053
- are you armed?
- if you like,
341
00:21:18,077 --> 00:21:20,011
Frisk me.
342
00:21:23,049 --> 00:21:24,982
Now you.
343
00:21:26,619 --> 00:21:28,364
Well, are you
Satisfied, siegfried?
344
00:21:28,388 --> 00:21:30,832
Very well, I will
Release the chief.
345
00:21:30,856 --> 00:21:32,990
And I will release danker.
346
00:21:40,966 --> 00:21:42,177
All right?
347
00:21:42,201 --> 00:21:44,134
All right.
348
00:21:47,273 --> 00:21:48,583
Okay, that's it.
349
00:21:48,607 --> 00:21:51,720
And now just to show you
There are no hard feelings,
350
00:21:51,744 --> 00:21:55,223
A little magic trick.
351
00:21:55,247 --> 00:21:57,726
Hey look, chief, it's a rabbit.
352
00:21:57,750 --> 00:21:59,983
Observe this.
353
00:22:01,821 --> 00:22:02,901
Hands up!
354
00:22:04,456 --> 00:22:08,570
The old gun-in-the-rabbit
Trick and I fell for it.
355
00:22:08,594 --> 00:22:09,905
Up up!
356
00:22:09,929 --> 00:22:13,396
Well, siegfried, magic
Is a two-way street.
357
00:22:15,334 --> 00:22:17,613
Okay, siegfried, it's my turn.
358
00:22:17,637 --> 00:22:21,371
Big deal. It's only a magic gun.
359
00:22:24,210 --> 00:22:28,223
The old lighter-in-the-gun-
In-the-rabbit trick.
360
00:22:28,247 --> 00:22:31,059
You will now release
The rest of my kaos agents,
361
00:22:31,083 --> 00:22:33,729
And I will release the rest
Of your control agents.
362
00:22:33,753 --> 00:22:37,132
- I don't trust you.
- I don't trust you either.
363
00:22:37,156 --> 00:22:39,467
Okay, I've got a suggestion
That will guarantee
364
00:22:39,491 --> 00:22:41,292
We both live up to the bargain.
365
00:22:42,394 --> 00:22:44,506
- what?!
- hostages...
366
00:22:44,530 --> 00:22:48,176
You leave danker with me, and I'll
Leave the chief with you. Right, chief?
367
00:22:48,200 --> 00:22:50,044
- wrong, max.
- "Wrong, max."
368
00:22:50,068 --> 00:22:53,047
Okay, how about this?
I'll go with danker
369
00:22:53,071 --> 00:22:55,584
And you go with siegfried.
370
00:22:55,608 --> 00:22:58,320
Do you wanna go with
Danker? I'll go with siegfried.
371
00:22:58,344 --> 00:23:00,688
Do you wanna go with
Danker and siegfried?
372
00:23:00,712 --> 00:23:03,858
Well, how about me going
With danker and siegfried?
373
00:23:03,882 --> 00:23:06,116
Just you and I, huh, chief?
374
00:23:13,358 --> 00:23:15,671
The mass exchange seems
To be going all right, max.
375
00:23:15,695 --> 00:23:17,627
Perfect, chief.
376
00:23:19,464 --> 00:23:22,878
Max: control agent harris
For kaos agent, heinicke.
377
00:23:22,902 --> 00:23:26,804
Control agent blackhawk
For kaos agent bodie.
378
00:23:29,809 --> 00:23:33,288
Mr. Standish, I would
Like to apologize
379
00:23:33,312 --> 00:23:35,490
For the blow to your
Ear when I kidnapped you.
380
00:23:35,514 --> 00:23:37,492
I hope you didn't
Impair your hearing.
381
00:23:37,516 --> 00:23:40,083
- what?
- never mind.
382
00:23:45,057 --> 00:23:46,868
Hi, 99. Nice to have you back.
383
00:23:46,892 --> 00:23:50,572
I'm sure it is, max. I just
Spoke to miss dvorcheck.
384
00:23:50,596 --> 00:23:53,130
She's a liar, 99.
385
00:23:55,601 --> 00:23:59,548
- auf wiedersehen, smart.
- so long, siegfried.
386
00:23:59,572 --> 00:24:01,517
And from now on,
387
00:24:01,541 --> 00:24:04,542
Leave the spying to us.
388
00:24:05,744 --> 00:24:07,488
Have we got all our agents, max?
389
00:24:07,512 --> 00:24:10,380
I think so, chief, but I'll
Double-check just to make sure.
390
00:24:14,753 --> 00:24:16,731
- yes, they're all here.
- then let's go.
391
00:24:16,755 --> 00:24:17,933
- we can't.
- why not?
392
00:24:17,957 --> 00:24:20,490
Siegfried kidnapped
Our bus driver.
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