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- I'm surprised you didn't
call in sick this morning, Fry.
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Isn't it a special day?
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- No, just my birthday.
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All I want is to enjoy
the quiet desolation of space
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for a few peaceful hours.
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Surprise!
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- 'kay.
- This really wasn't...
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- Happys birthdays!
- Happy whatchacallit!
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- Surprise!
- Surprise!
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Happy B-day, Fry.
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- Jeez. How many people did you invite?
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- Only a few. Less than 40.
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Surprise!
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Surprise, sailor.
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Thanks, everyone.
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- What's the matter, Fry?
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You look sick and so darn blue.
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- Chicken cordon bleu!? B'kaw!
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I don't wanna talk about it.
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Attention, party people.
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We got a code 99.
Birthday boy unresponsive.
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- We need backup.
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So, I'ma turn the music back up.
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- Hey! Please, just...
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- Emergency!
All butts to battle cushions!
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We're being pulled off-course
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by some huge gravitational force!
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A black hole!
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- Scruffy begs to differ.
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I see it as more of a gray-brown,
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or perhaps toasted umber.
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- Impact in three!
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I mean, one!
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- Is everybody okay? 'Cause I'm not.
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Coming out!
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- We heard a girlish scream.
Are you okay?
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- Did anyone else see that?
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- No. I was busy making a tourniquet
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out of my tiny, tiny shirt.
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- What kind of hellhole has
Leela brought us to this time?
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- A barren wasteland devoid of life.
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Like Fire Island after Labor Day.
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There's literally nothing here.
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Except that tasteless suburban teardown.
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That's the tasteless
suburban teardown I grew up in!
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Whoa, weird.
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I was just repressing a memory of this.
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It's set up exactly like
my 8th birthday party.
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The theme was Game Night Afternoon.
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- What's wrong, son?
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Worried about our boys in Grenada?
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- No. It's just I-I'm not
very good at games, Dad.
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I don't wanna lose on my birthday.
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Don't worry.
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Not everything in life is about winning.
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But most things are.
Almost everything.
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Whoa! Happy birthday!
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- Here's Josh Gedgie!
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High five, best bud!
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So close!
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I can't believe it.
Everything is exactly how it was,
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right down to the two-liter bottle
of Dr. Peeper.
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- What kind of weirdos
would go to the trouble
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of recreating a low-budget
store brand birthday party?
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It was we!
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- He meant us. It was us!
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- I don't know.
I thought "we" sounded better.
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- Look, never mind the grammar.
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How did you big-heads
get my old house here?
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- I'ds likes to hears about the grammars.
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- Recreating Fry's house
was mere child's play,
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thanks to the power of our machine.
Behold!
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It scours the minds of visitors
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for powerful memories of conflict.
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- And recreates those conflicts
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in every detail!
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- Today, we shall reenact
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Philip J. Fry's 8th birthday party,
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including all the thrilling
children's games he played!
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- I do enjoy Twister.
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- No Twister! You wouldn't believe
what the mean kids used to twist.
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- Then, we shall begin with the classic
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yet copyright-free game
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Barrel of Primates!
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- Who's ready to link monkey parts?
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I am! Me!
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- They call me Monkey Breath for a reason.
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- Longest chain wins.
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Players, start your chains!
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- You shall play as two traditional teams
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of 17!
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- Only instead of boring plastic pieces,
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you shall be the primates.
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Kindly enter the barrels when ready.
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I'm ready now.
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- Let the game begin!
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Okay.
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We should probably obey the heads.
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This is kind of fun.
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- Dang. You must work out a lot.
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- I'm a leg. Every day is leg day.
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I don't remember this being
so hard when I was 8.
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- Did we mention there's a twist?
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I knew you were twist guys!
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Great. A pool of acid?
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- No. We're not monsters!
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- It's actually a highly alkaline liquid.
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That's the twist!
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It'll dissolve you twice as fast as acid!
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- But I have a fear of dissolving!
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How do we get down from here?
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- By falling, of course.
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For in another twist,
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these party games shall be...
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to the death!
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Although
we kinda guessed that from the bones.
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- Ooh, and it's a real barn-burner!
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Phil's the sentimental favorite,
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but the smart money's on four-eyes.
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- The name's Gedgie,
and it may look close,
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but I've got the Gedge.
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Fry's still in it!
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Choo!
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- Look at him hook!
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- Impressive,
but my superior dexterity will...
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Aah!
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- I... w-won at something?
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I hope my grandma's
proud of me down in Hell.
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Nice job, Phil,
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but I'll Gedge you next time.
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That never gets old.
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- I say, I say,
I don't know how much longer
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these old hollow bird bones can hold out.
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- Why did you monsters dream this up?
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And are the streaming rights available?
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- Our motivations are three.
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Mine is to gain knowledge
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by making people crash on our planet
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and subjecting them
to bizarre experiments!
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- As for me, I don't have any motivations.
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- And I have two motivations!
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Gambling, and making these cool masks.
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Let the gambling begin!
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- Fifty quids on the red team.
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- A hundred quids on blue!
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Listen up, people!
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If we're going to survive,
we all need to work together!
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- Or we can shake the other team's bar
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and make those losers fall first!
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- I vote for the shaking thing.
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- Cut it out, Bender!
Cheating is against the rules!
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- There are no rules.
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Wait. Here are the rules.
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It just says, "Fun for ages 3 to 99."
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- No wonder I'm not enjoying it!
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- Now, hold on a minute.
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According to the laws of calculus,
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we might just be able to link chains
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to form a stable structure
known as a catenary.
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Damn! My dribbling
and differentiating arm!
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- Is okay. Is only water.
Just as I foresaw.
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Wait.
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- That game was not fun!
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- Congratulations to the red team!
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I'm sure you'll all want to celebrate
with some birthday cake.
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- My parents and my grandmother
a-are dead!
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- I'm so sorry for your loss, Leela.
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Can I have their cake?
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- Where'd you get the snazzy candles?
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- Our machine made them!
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Right, right.
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The next game is a simple one.
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Fry must blow out all the candles
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in a single breath.
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- I can do that.
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- But, there's a twist.
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- I like a good twist.
That's what keeps the audience watching.
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- For each candle Fry doesn't blow out,
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the corresponding player will die!
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- W-Wait, what, what, what?
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- Don't worry, guys.
I'm actually, like, really good at this.
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That's a lot of candles,
old man.
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You'll never do it.
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- Good going, brother!
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- Come on, gas bag! Blow your face off!
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- No fair! I got about 12 wicks!
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look!
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He's still blowing somehow!
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It's going out!
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My only regret is not getting any cake!
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- And the winner
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of the Tri-State Musical Chairs
Championship
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is Philip J. Fry!
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Yay!
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It's been six hours.
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Can't you at least play
something a little catchier?
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- No. We have one song,
and we really like it.
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Breadcrumbs.
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- Nobody panic! Two to a seat!
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You heard her! Start panicking!
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Mom!
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B'kaw!
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- Who likes piñatas?
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- Good try, Bartholomew.
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- No, it wasn't.
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That's impossible.
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It'd take all three Hulks to break that.
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Incredible, She, and Hogan.
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- That's the first time
I ever swung a bat and hit something!
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Since no one likes candy,
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we have filled our piñata with quids!
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- I like candy.
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My husband is dead!
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I can't go on!
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Okay.
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- That wasn't candy.
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- I didn't realize you were still alive.
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- Less yakking, more whacking!
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- Guys, I'm good at this.
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The secret is backswing...
- Ouch!
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- and follow-through.
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Whoop. Sorry.
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- I'm rich! Finally, I can give up limbo
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and start a professional sex league.
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Hey, mon!
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No! My side piece!
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- And now for the penultimate game!
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- And then it will be over?
Th-This is the last game?
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- Penultimate means next to last.
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You lose the vocabulary game!
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- Kiffy! No!
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- This fiendish game
will be a treasure hunt
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for these orbs of horsehide!
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- Blernsballs?
- No, baseballs.
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My mom had balls signed
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by her favorite members of the 1962 Mets.
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She hid them all over the house,
and we had to find them.
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- There are seven of you,
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but only four hidden baseballs!
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That's all we had.
And the machine can't make baseballs.
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It's not magic, for God's sake.
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- Let the hunt begin!
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I found a baseball
in the moldy tangerines!
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Choo! choo!
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- One ball left, kids!
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And it's the grand prize,
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signed by Choo-Choo Coleman himself.
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- It's as good as Gedgie's.
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Don't bother.
I already checked the fridge.
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- Yeah, but things get lost in there.
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Just last night,
we had bicentennial meatloaf.
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Red, white, and green.
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A-ha!
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- Way to go, Phil!
- That's my boy!
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- B-B-But, I searched
every inch of that fridge.
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Fry must be cheating!
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- That would explain why
he's winning everything.
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- I am not a cheater! I'm not!
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- Come on, Fry. This was your house.
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Please tell me where the baseballs are.
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- You want me to cheat?
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I can't do that, Leela.
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I am not a cheater. I'm not.
264
00:16:22,232 --> 00:16:25,151
- Ooh, lookie-see what
I found in the crawlspace!
265
00:16:25,152 --> 00:16:27,862
Signed by both Bob Millers.
266
00:16:27,863 --> 00:16:29,823
There's only one left!
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00:16:32,367 --> 00:16:33,993
Please, Fry!
268
00:16:33,994 --> 00:16:37,663
I know you don't wanna cheat,
but it's me. Leela!
269
00:16:37,664 --> 00:16:40,583
The woman you occasionally say you love.
270
00:16:40,584 --> 00:16:42,210
- I always love you, Leela,
271
00:16:42,211 --> 00:16:44,670
but there are two things I just can't do.
272
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Almost anything, and cheat.
273
00:16:49,510 --> 00:16:50,760
- You're right.
274
00:16:50,761 --> 00:16:53,679
You're sticking to
your principles.
275
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,224
I'm proud of you.
276
00:17:00,896 --> 00:17:03,981
- I've never cheated in my life. Never.
277
00:17:03,982 --> 00:17:06,151
But I'll do it. This once.
278
00:17:08,403 --> 00:17:10,613
- Well, he cheated.
You win that bet.
279
00:17:10,614 --> 00:17:12,533
- Time to celebrate with a new mask!
280
00:17:15,744 --> 00:17:18,287
- Please remember me as a guy who never,
281
00:17:18,288 --> 00:17:21,291
ever cheated. Until now.
282
00:17:23,335 --> 00:17:26,963
- As the last orb has been found,
the hunt is over.
283
00:17:26,964 --> 00:17:28,632
Winners, step forward.
284
00:17:30,551 --> 00:17:32,969
You're not the winners.
Who said you were the winners?
285
00:17:32,970 --> 00:17:35,263
- I forgot to mention the winners
are the ones
286
00:17:35,264 --> 00:17:37,849
who don't find the baseballs!
287
00:17:37,850 --> 00:17:39,393
That's on me, guys.
288
00:17:44,857 --> 00:17:48,401
- Ooh. That was some impressive
reverse cheating, Fry.
289
00:17:48,402 --> 00:17:51,279
- For the last time, I'm not a cheater.
290
00:17:51,280 --> 00:17:54,365
Just shut up, Gedgie.
I-I mean, Bendy.
291
00:17:54,366 --> 00:17:58,327
How dare you
mangle my blessed name!
292
00:17:58,328 --> 00:18:00,913
- Whoa, whoa! Save it for the finale.
293
00:18:00,914 --> 00:18:04,333
A game which will be played...
to the death!
294
00:18:05,669 --> 00:18:07,671
- They were all to the death!
295
00:18:10,507 --> 00:18:12,633
- The final game shall be a test
296
00:18:12,634 --> 00:18:14,719
of raw physical prowess!
297
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:16,554
Prepare yourselves
298
00:18:16,555 --> 00:18:20,392
for a brutal, no-holds-barred match of...
299
00:18:21,518 --> 00:18:24,478
Pin the Tail on the Donkey!
300
00:18:24,479 --> 00:18:27,357
- Aw, he's a cute little whatchacallit.
301
00:18:30,277 --> 00:18:31,986
Donkey.
302
00:18:31,987 --> 00:18:34,655
- The beast is clad in armor,
303
00:18:34,656 --> 00:18:38,492
save for this tiny area on its rear.
304
00:18:38,493 --> 00:18:40,703
- It is the donkey's Achilles butt.
305
00:18:40,704 --> 00:18:43,581
All its vital organs are clustered there.
306
00:18:43,582 --> 00:18:45,208
Just like me!
307
00:18:45,209 --> 00:18:47,877
Simply pin the tail on the butt
308
00:18:47,878 --> 00:18:51,255
to slay the donkey and claim victory.
309
00:18:51,256 --> 00:18:52,965
- I'm shivering with excitement
310
00:18:52,966 --> 00:18:54,884
because this game involves...
311
00:18:54,885 --> 00:18:56,887
masks!
312
00:19:03,185 --> 00:19:06,229
- Phil, Semitic kid,
it's down to you two.
313
00:19:06,230 --> 00:19:07,980
- Yes!
- Go, Gedgie!
314
00:19:07,981 --> 00:19:09,440
- Woo-hoo!
315
00:19:09,441 --> 00:19:12,360
- Yes! Everything's coming up Gedgie.
316
00:19:12,361 --> 00:19:14,612
Beat that, REO Cheatwagon.
317
00:19:16,782 --> 00:19:19,283
How's this for cheating?
318
00:19:24,748 --> 00:19:27,124
Well. I guess you can't win 'em...
319
00:19:28,669 --> 00:19:31,212
all?
- Look at my boy!
320
00:19:31,213 --> 00:19:34,341
You stabbed that donkey
like a professional donkey stabber!
321
00:19:35,384 --> 00:19:37,468
- I'm so proud of you.
322
00:19:37,469 --> 00:19:40,388
We'll go get your presents,
so you can open them.
323
00:19:40,389 --> 00:19:42,807
- Aw!
- This party sucks!
324
00:19:42,808 --> 00:19:44,934
- Told you Fry was a cheater.
325
00:19:44,935 --> 00:19:46,561
- Happy birthday, Fry.
326
00:19:46,562 --> 00:19:49,272
I hope you had fun cheating
'cause nobody else did!
327
00:19:55,028 --> 00:19:57,030
- But I didn't cheat!
328
00:19:59,908 --> 00:20:03,661
- I lost a best friend a long time ago
'cause he thought I was cheating,
329
00:20:03,662 --> 00:20:05,955
and I'm not gonna let it happen again.
330
00:20:05,956 --> 00:20:08,249
- I don't wanna lose you either, Fry.
331
00:20:08,250 --> 00:20:11,252
- So I'm gonna prove I'm not cheating.
332
00:20:11,253 --> 00:20:13,671
Gouge out my eyes!
- Good idea!
333
00:20:13,672 --> 00:20:16,883
- Fry's suggestion is beyond horrific.
334
00:20:16,884 --> 00:20:20,511
Therefore, we shall do it!
- But, to make the game fair,
335
00:20:20,512 --> 00:20:23,264
we shall remove the eyes
of all the players!
336
00:20:23,265 --> 00:20:25,641
- Wait, hold on. What, what?
- Fear not.
337
00:20:25,642 --> 00:20:29,228
Our machine can remove eyes painlessly.
338
00:20:32,065 --> 00:20:34,192
Oops! Sorry. I stepped on your foot.
339
00:20:34,193 --> 00:20:36,570
It's okay. I'm fine.
340
00:20:37,237 --> 00:20:39,739
- Let the animal abuse begin!
341
00:20:42,576 --> 00:20:45,161
- Alright, you monster whosit.
342
00:20:45,162 --> 00:20:48,998
I'm gonna stick this doohickey
where the dealy don't whatsit.
343
00:20:53,212 --> 00:20:55,880
- I'm sorry I called you a cheater, buddy.
344
00:20:55,881 --> 00:20:57,882
Thanks, Bender.
345
00:20:57,883 --> 00:21:00,259
What do you say we team up
and go out fighting?
346
00:21:00,260 --> 00:21:02,929
- I say, aw yeah, baby!
347
00:21:02,930 --> 00:21:04,430
Friends to the end!
348
00:21:09,061 --> 00:21:11,229
My vital ass organs!
349
00:21:11,230 --> 00:21:13,856
You are a cheater!
350
00:21:16,944 --> 00:21:18,779
- Bender? Bender?!
351
00:21:19,905 --> 00:21:23,199
- Congratulations, Philip J. Fry.
352
00:21:23,200 --> 00:21:24,951
You are the winner!
353
00:21:24,952 --> 00:21:28,204
- Return his eyes that he might gaze upon
354
00:21:28,205 --> 00:21:30,039
the horror he has wrought!
355
00:21:30,040 --> 00:21:31,666
And the confetti.
356
00:21:47,808 --> 00:21:50,685
- Well, that's that.
I gotta get to church.
357
00:21:50,686 --> 00:21:53,563
- The games are now complete.
358
00:21:53,564 --> 00:21:56,774
The winner is... her. Whoever she is.
359
00:21:56,775 --> 00:22:00,028
We thank the players for their efforts.
360
00:22:05,909 --> 00:22:07,910
- How the shmeck are we alive?
361
00:22:07,911 --> 00:22:11,873
- The machine can easily
bring people back to life.
362
00:22:11,874 --> 00:22:13,749
Did I not mention that either?
363
00:22:13,750 --> 00:22:15,334
- Farewell!
364
00:22:20,465 --> 00:22:24,427
- Well, that was the second
worst birthday party I ever had.
365
00:22:24,428 --> 00:22:28,055
All I ever wanted was for people
to believe I'm not a cheater.
366
00:22:28,056 --> 00:22:29,682
- We believe you, Fry.
367
00:22:29,683 --> 00:22:32,894
- Yeah, seeing as how that
old lady killed you so easy.
368
00:22:32,895 --> 00:22:35,438
- He went down like a sack of shoes.
369
00:22:35,439 --> 00:22:38,357
- I sure did. Thank you, everybody.
370
00:22:38,358 --> 00:22:40,861
- Group hug. Come on! Group hug!
371
00:22:50,954 --> 00:22:54,624
You really think
a games party is a good idea?
372
00:22:54,625 --> 00:22:57,376
I mean, Phil's not much of a competitor.
373
00:22:57,377 --> 00:23:00,546
- Yeah, I know.
He still can't work a zipper.
374
00:23:00,547 --> 00:23:03,841
But, he's my son, and I love him,
375
00:23:03,842 --> 00:23:05,635
and I wanna give him a birthday
376
00:23:05,636 --> 00:23:09,138
that'll leave him feeling
like a winner for once.
377
00:24:25,883 --> 00:24:28,886
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