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It's so beautiful!

Everybody! I'm sorry. It'll be okay soon.

Sorry.

Grandpa, you can't light it like that.

You only have oil, you don't even have a wick.

I know that.

But I've lost the wick. Nothing I can do about it.

Then buy a new one.

That's reasonable.

Miss, excuse me,

if it is Buddha's lamp, where can I buy a new wick for it?

Show your true self!

Erland God and The Four Kings from the Nantian Gate.

Zixia.

You and your sister Qingxia are the wick

from Buddha's lamp.

You left Heaven without permission.

You told the public that the one who can pull your Magic Sword out

is your true love.

You're an immortal. You can't love any ordinary man.

If a demon pulls your sword out, we'll become a laughingstock.

No matter who he is, an immortal or a demon,

the sword can only be pulled out by me and my lover.

Even if he is a demon,

I will stand by him forever.

If I can't be with the one I love,

I wouldn't be happy even if I were the Heaven Emperor.

You're so full of it!

You're so stubborn. I'm going to kill you.

You will die!

That's fine. I don't want to be a lonely immortal.

How dare you!

Shut up. I'll kill whoever says it aloud.

I said it's not permitted to speak out.

I just wanted to tell you, your beloved dog is doing it with a bitch.

How dare he!

-Okay, I'll kill it. Let's eat it. -Great!

We'd already decided to do that long ago.

Jing Jing!

Jing Jing!

Where are they?

Immortal?

A demon?

Thanks.

Don't go inside the Spider Web Cave!

Spider Web Cave?

You think I'm illiterate? That's the Waterfall Cave.

WATERFALL CAVE

"Spider Web Cave". It is a good name.

I'll just call it "Spider Web Cave."

I'll live here from now on.

Stop!

I want everyone to know that on this hill, all things belong to me.

Including you!

Me?

Yes, let me make a mark on you, like a donkey.

You're mine now.

If someone bullies you, just tell them you know me.

I'm called Spider Web Immortal now!

Spider Web Immortal?

Five hundred years ago?

You haven't turned into Monkey King yet

because you haven't met the person who will give you the three birthmarks.

Open the door!

Close the door!

I can't believe it! I don't want to be the Monkey King!

I have to save Jing Jing.

Give me back the Box.

Open the door!

I heard her say, "Open the door."

Open the door!

How dare you!

Fine, I'll go in another way.

To the mountain.

That way.

Open the door.

Hey, who's there? Hey!

What are you doing there?

It's great!

I don't have to be scared of Qingxia now I have the Box.

Come out! Are you really this shy?

-This Box is-- -It's mine!

I told you, everything here is mine.

-What do you want? -Nothing.

I heard that you want to go. Can you take me with you?

-Are you also being chased by someone? -I'm going to save someone.

-Save whom? -Save my wife.

-It's Pak Jing Jing. You know her. -I don't know her.

I know that. But you'll know her soon because she'll be your disciple.

-And this Box-- -It's mine!

I know that. But in fact, I gave it to you.

Then, you gave it to me that time,

so now I've come back to give it to you again.

Do you understand?

Yes.

Yes, you're crazy.

-And you have to take me with you. -Why do I have to do that?

Because you're my master. It's meaningless if you leave me here.

Really?

Sit down.

On the ground.

Give me your hand.

Good boy! I'll buy new clothes for you later.

Bark!

Louder!

Good!

Immortal!

Come quick. The moon has come out.

-Go! -Where to?

Are you leaving?

If you aren't, give me the Box. I'm leaving.

What Box?

Listen to me. I won't wait until tomorrow.

Be quick, shut up. Then your bitch sister will come here.

Bitch! How dare she tell the others that I wronged her.

What?

I'm that bitch's sister.

Don't listen to her nonsense.

Joker.

Joker.

Why didn't you wake me up last night?

What?

Where are you going? Stand still.

Sit down.

On the chair.

What's the matter?

Why are you looking at me like that?

What did you see?

Did you see her?

Did you see my sister?

She has come.

What did she tell you?

Don't trust her. She's crazy!

Maybe she had a fierce fight with me in our past lives.

So Buddha turned us into a wick.

Told us to practice more and solve our disputes.

But we couldn't do that. We are still fighting with each other.

Don't say that anymore. Let's go.

Do you think I'm crazy?

No! That's really my sister.

Don't you believe me?

Come on.

Let's tie our hands together. You will know the truth tonight.

I don't think the moon will come out tonight.

Really?

Bitch. You can't escape from me.

-What's your name? -My surname is Lin.

You're Lin Qingxia. My brother always talks about you.

Your brother?

-The guy you beat up is called Joker. -How about you?

I'm his twin brother, Broker.

Joker? Broker? You're lying.

You're so smart. My brother is called Qin Han.

-I'm called Qin Xiang-lin. -What are you doing?

-I admire you. -You admire me?

Not only admire, I don't want to lose you.

So I tied myself to you.

Please accept my love. Let's go together.

You have to pay something for my love.

Your sister hates you so much.

Tonight, I will lie to her and say I have killed you.

So you will have nothing to worry about.

So I have to take something as evidence.

Do you have any valuable things such as jewels or Pandora's Box?

Okay, but they are useless.

Give her my Magic Sword tonight. She'll believe it.

Fine.

It's him.

Take me to the market since it's not dark yet.

What?

-What's up? -My heart is pounding.

-What should we do? -Follow me.

Now Big Brother has turned back into a human form

and he's with Zixia.

Did Zixia play a part in capturing Master?

Let's follow them and keep it a secret.

My martial arts skills and IQ are better than his.

But Zixia is there now.

-She's better than me, I think. -I'm here.

She's better than me because I've got a burden, you.

Give me half of this pig head, thanks.

I don't sell pig head. Do you like pig penis?

-What? -My lover is nearby.

Did you see him?

No, but my Magic Sword is beeping.

Where does the beeping sound come from?

Right?

You made that sound, not the sword.

I know you didn't hear it, so I made it for you.

I'm scared!

-I'm really scared! -What?

It's fate. So I'm afraid.

-Come again? -My heart is pounding.

My sword is beeping.

What? What should I tell him?

Just tell him it is fate.

If he doesn't like me, what should I do? If he has a wife, what should I do?

It's fate. It's God's order. He has to accept it.

-Really? -It's fate! He has to accept it.

Yes!

He's come.

It's me?

It's you. How did you know it's you?

I didn't know how to tell you.

-You're so smart. -But I have a wife.

I know, and I can't do anything about it.

This is fate. You have to accept it.

You just need to leave your wife and then follow me.

-That's great! -Okay?

-That's fine. -Let's start our affair.

-Okay, let's start. -Kiss me first.

-Fine, come to me. -Come!

Give it to me!

You fooled me. You don't want to kiss me.

-You fooled me! You lied to me! -I'm serious. Give me the Box first.

-Should I show you my heart? -No, I'll just do this.

Wow! Your heart looks like a coconut.

Miss, I'm ugly.

But I'm indeed a gentleman.

Tell me honestly, does he love his wife?

I'll kill anyone who blocks my way.

Grandpa Buddha, look!

Look!

He's not moving.

I understand now.

Let's go.

Brother, what are you doing?

You have a great body, that's why I'm touching you.

Yes, I agree.

I'll take that as an okay then. Keep going, you search his lower half.

Whose hand is that?

What are you talking about?

Hands off.

Immortal!

Are you done?

Don't be mad, I was just doing that for fun.

My sister's got the Pandora's Box.

-She will give it to you. -I won't be angry at you.

We should regard you as a goddess and worship you.

It's dark. I'll go and find my sister. Good luck.

It's really lucky.

Qingxia.

Where are you?

Come out!

I've killed your sister.

Monkey King, how dare you!

You wanted to marry King Bull's sister.

So you want to send the Longevity Monk to them as a wedding gift.

And you invited all the demons to eat the Longevity Monk's flesh.

Bitch!

You've followed me for three days.

I didn't beat you up because you're a woman.

Don't think that I'm afraid of you!

Monkey King, be polite to the Goddess!

Shut up!

You're scaring me again!

Monkey King and the Longevity Monk?

Do you know that you had committed a serious crime?

And you even stole Zixia's Pandora's Box.

You just want to escape.

Since I can't escape, I will fight you!

What's up?

Monkey King, you're so naughty!

I've told you not to throw things! This is simply wrong.

Look! You've dropped the stick.

Pandora's Box is a treasure.

You'll pollute the environment if you throw things.

You'll hurt the kids.

Even if there are no kids, it is bad to hurt plants.

What's up?

-Let go! -You want it?

Speak up if you want it!

I will give it to you that if you like it. If you don't,

of course, I will not give it to you.

It's wrong if I don't give it to you when you say you like it.

It's also wrong if I give it to you when you don't want it.

We're reasonable.

I'll count to three. Tell me if you want it! One--

Monkey King.

See,

this guy keeps talking all the time, we don't know what he's talking about.

He's just like a fly hanging around.

Sorry, not a fly, but a swarm of flies flying near your ears.

Flying into your brain!

Help!

Help!

So I catch that fly. Open its belly, take out its intestine,

put its intestine around its own neck then I pull the intestine tight!

Its tongue comes out, I'll use a blade and cut it! Wow!

Everyone is silent.

Now you know

why I need to kill him.

Really?

So many excuses!

You don't want to get scriptures in the west.

I won't forgive you because you were so cruel to your master.

Sister...

you're wrong.

What?

Monkey King wanting to eat me.

It's just a thought, not a fact.

You haven't got any evidence.

He's not guilty!

Just wait, when he's eaten me, you can prove he's guilty.

Longevity Monk, I knew you were annoying,

but I didn't know you're this annoying.

I gave you the Gold Ring to control this monkey.

But you didn't use the ring.

The size of that ring doesn't fit him.

He can't wear it.

It makes him very uneasy.

He can't sleep at night. It disturbs me, too.

Although he is just a monkey, you cannot do that to him.

I'll be indicted for animal abuse if the government finds out.

That Gold Ring.

I met an ironsmith last year at Chan's village.

His skill is wonderful and the price is low.

A really fair price.

I think you should buy a new one from him.

-Shut up! -Shut up!

It's a sin.

Now, I think you know my pain!

Answer me!

All right!

I told you not to throw things!

Monkey demon, go to hell!

You can't defeat me! You're not Buddha.

No more fighting!

Goddess, please let the Monkey King go. Don't hurt him.

No more fighting.

I'm going to destroy all demons.

Goddess, stop!

It's normal to make mistakes. He's my disciple.

Being the master, I should take the responsibility.

Goddess, please let him go.

I need to kill him, and report to Heaven Emperor.

I know that.

Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor I can sacrifice my life for him.

What?

It is a master's responsibility.

Goddess, please listen to me.

I just want to teach him

in order to show spirit of the Buddha.

That's great.

Monkey King, I hope you'll learn your master's spirit!

Namonitabhaya.

Am I dreaming again?

That's troubling. I always have nightmares.

Where is Qingxia? She's not here?

Qingxia!

Everybody, how are you?

It's cold! Have you put on more clothes?

I've lost my way. I'm looking for a place to stay tonight.

Go there to sleep.

Thank you very much. Wish you all a long life.

I saw him come here.

Where is he now?

Why did you have to pee? You have to take the blame!

It won't hurt you.

Is it bad?

BLACK MOUNTAIN

Old Black Mountain Devil?

Monkey King? You've changed to human form again.

Do you still recognize me?

You're the fly.

Monkey King.

-Impossible, I must be dreaming. -It's still too early to dream, but...

I dream of you when I travel through time and space.

Did you miss me?

The Box is at your side?

-Yes, it is. Do you want it? -Who's there?

-What's up? -There's a soldier.

Soldier?

My dad also wants to stay here.

No problem?

It's your dad?

Yes.

Dad, come out and say hello to all the brothers.

Where did he come from?

From India.

-India? -India?

-Where is it? -I need to carry on tomorrow. Sleep there.

Over there.

-It's really noisy. -Annoying.

Sleep inside.

That's the problem with time differences.

I've just slept in India. Now you're telling me to sleep again.

Go to sleep. Where is the Pandora's Box?

Monkey King, can you behave yourself?

Look, just keep calm.

What is he doing?

He's inhaling the life out of them. Pretend to sleep.

I hope that he won't inhale ours. Go to sleep!

Run!

Do you know me?

That Indian.

You like it? Take it.

-I am not your Big Brother. -My disciple is calling me.

Don't play with fire again. Namonitabhaya.

Please don't follow us. I don't know you.

It's great to see you.

Where is the Box? The Box?

King Bull?

Brother, you have caught the Longevity Monk for me.

Congratulations on your wedding, Miss.

Miss, handkerchief.

Why are you crying? I should be the one crying.

I'm not crying. My mouth is watering.

-King Bull... -Thank you for coming.

Big Brother...

It's a very happy day.

What?

It's not only my sister's wedding day,

but also the day I marry my concubine.

Concubine?

What does sister-in-law say about this?

That bitch!

She's now at the Flame Mountain.

She won't be able to do anything even if she knows.

Hey, Bull, where did you find this new wife?

I passed by the desert yesterday

and I saw a pretty girl.

She was dying.

-Master, what are we going to do? -Fine! No problem.

-Is she Zixia? -Yes, she is!

-Really? We'll succeed now! -Zixia.

What a nice name you've got.

Let me introduce my sister and my brother-in-law to you,

Xiang-xiang, brother.

Come here, follow me.

This is my brother-in-law.

This is my sister, Xiang-xiang.

Zixia!

Can you even get married here?

I can!

How about your wife?

Wife? Wait, do you know her?

-You've got a wife? -We're divorced.

You never told me that before.

Sister.

It's normal for a man to have many wives.

Take it easy. Right, brother?

Am I right?

Yes.

Zixia, be honest.

I think I've fallen for you after these two days.

I want to show my sincerity.

So I'm going to ask you to marry me in front of my brothers.

This Pandora's Box is my gift to you.

I hope you'll marry me.

I object to this marriage!

-Why? -Let me speak.

They're such a good couple!

You're a demon, so you're not qualified to object.

You have to pass Zixia's test first.

If you pass, I won't object to it anymore.

What test?

She has sworn to marry the man

who can pull out her Magic Sword.

Magic Sword?

Listen to me.

It's not true.

It's just a joke.

What joke?

It's not important who can pull out the sword.

Stop chattering in my place!

I'll kill anyone who gets in my way.

I'll kill anyone who gets in my way.

My king, Iron Fan Princess has come.

Hey, why are you here?

At this time, the sword is close to me, 0.01cm, I think.

But after 0.01 seconds the owner of the sword will fall for me.

This is because I've decided to tell lies.

Although I have told many lies before,

this is the best, I think.

I'll kill you if you move one step.

You should do that.

I deserve to die.

I had my true love before

but I didn't treasure her.

When I lost her,

I felt so regretful.

It was the most painful thing in this world.

Just cut my throat!

Don't hesitate.

If God can give me another chance,

I will say three words to her.

"I love you."

If you have to give a time limit to this love,

I hope it is 10,000 years.

But how will you tell your wife?

I have to tell her.

So I must get the Box back.

Tell her clearly and go back with you.

I won't listen to their opinions.

I won't listen to their objections.

I will take all those on my own.

Don't lie to me!

But I hate myself because I can't get the Box back.

-I-- -I'll help you.

-No! It's dangerous. -Don't you want it?

I want--

I wouldn't hide a woman. It's just a rumor.

I don't trust you anymore.

What are you doing here?

Who's she?

I'm asking you, who is she?

She's--

Brother, who is she, anyway? Tell me.

She's my wife.

Brother, that's too much!

Brother.

You gave your sister to him!

So his wife pointed a sword at him.

Follow me. I have something to ask you.

-You have a wife. -I don't love her anymore.

Tell me what's going on.

It's as I said, sister-in-law.

Sister-in-law?

Sorry, Madam Bull.

When you watched the moon with me in the past,

you called me "Sweetie."

Now that you have your new lover, you're calling me Madam Bull?

"Sweetie"?

Do you think that I came here for that ugly Bull?

I came here for you, you heartless monkey.

Brother, thank you.

It's none of my business.

Sorry, wait for me here at midnight.

I have something to tell you.

If I were you,

I'd die if my husband decided to get a concubine.

-Really? -Yes! But I'll castrate you first.

Follow me!

-Zixia, I-- -I trust you.

I'll get the Box tonight. Wait for me here at midnight.

Big Brother!

Let me check on my brothers first.

See you tonight.

Damn monkey, it's midnight now. Where is he?

Big Brother!

I told you Big Brother wouldn't fail us.

He'll come to save Master.

You're out at night. Are you going to pee?

No need to praise me.

I'm just a little better than you.

Stop chattering. Go save our master.

-I've come out for a pee. -Go.

-Who can do this all night? -Why are you so annoying?

I can't take this anymore.

-I'm sure that Master is inside. -Right.

He's the most annoying person in the world.

You go in, I'll stay back--

-Let's go! -You lead!

This way.

Master is in here. Get in.

Master.

Master.

We're here to save you.

I won't go.

-What? Why? -No?

There are so many obstacles in the way of getting the scriptures.

This is because we're not united enough

and that's why the demons can hurt us.

And that's the problem.

Staying in this prison or not is just the same.

The outside world is just a larger prison to me.

You go out first, I have something to say to Big Brother.

Master.

Piggy, you're being naughty again.

No, Master, I'll go outside and stand guard.

-Sandy, follow me. -Yes.

You get back there.

Blow up and blow up the ball

You've dropped your thing.

Brother, tie them up.

Why me?

Because I'm stronger than you and your shit!

Come in and have a seat.

Honestly, I'm not your disciple.

I don't want to be your disciple.

Master, be kind to me.

Please let me go, all right?

Do you know what "Dong, Dong, Dong" is?

What "Dong, Dong, Dong"?

"Dong, Dong, Dong" is--

To get the scriptures in the west

Can kill the demons

Can protect me

From being eaten by the monster

Only you are that strong

You and only you

Don't blame your master for being so talkative

Just bring the ring back

Don't be afraid of dying

Don't be afraid of any shit

So do your best

If you're scared, I'll be with you

Namonitabhaya.

I can't take this anymore!

"Oh" your ass! Stop it!

I told you I can't take this anymore. But you still keep on singing.

You're disregarding my feelings.

I'll kill you if you sing again.

Monkey King, you can just kill me.

Life and death are just minor things.

You'll sing this song with me

when you start to realize that making sacrifices is so meaningful.

Namonitabhaya.

Zixia.

Big Brother, why take a woman with you?

Master's gone.

He said to wait for him at the forest 300 miles away.

-Go there quickly, please. -Hold it!

Ambush at the front.

I can see it. No need to listen.

Stupid.

Hold her.

Xiang-xiang! Why are you here?

Wow! Why is there so much blood on your hand?

This is the blood

of the woman you're holding.

Her blood?

Yes! It's hers.

I stabbed her while she was sleeping.

If that woman is still alive,

you won't come back to me.

You have to let it be.

-It's fate! Am I right? -Yeah!

Bullshit!

If it was fate that you love Piggy, would you love him?

If that was God's order, I'd have to accept it.

Great!

You don't have to wait for God's order.

Wait! What are you going to do?

Go.

Changing Image Magic!

I will turn you into a rock.

Let go of me!

I'll grab your breasts!

Zixia!

Wake up!

Big Brother, why are you embracing me?

Piggy?

Yes!

-Where is Zixia? -Qin Xiang-lin.

Qingxia?

Wow! Please don't joke around!

I'm also hurt!

My chest muscles nearly touch my stomach.

Do you hate me?

No!

You hate me! Fine! Let's end it now!

Stop! Give me some time.

I'll just vomit. I'll vomit everything out soon.

Fine. I trust you. I'll give you some time.

Try to get used to it now.

-I'm used to it already. -Come on.

Shut up. I also want to vomit!

You're so disgusting!

If you weren't, he wouldn't vomit.

He's so good to me. I will marry him.

I'll give him a loving family.

Give birth to many kids.

Xiang-lin.

-I will kill you! -Brother.

-I'll kill you! -Brother.

Brother, you're also hurt?

Turn me back!

Shut up! Listen to me!

I will not hurt you if you change us back!

As much as I want to, I can only use that power once.

-I need 49 days to recover. -49 days? I'll kill you!

Xiang-lin, face the reality!

Change us back!

Use your energy! Stop playing!

Be quick!

-Be quick! -Who is inside you?

I don't know where I am.

-Two voices? -Who are you?

I'm Piggy. Who are you?

I'm Zixia.

Xiang-lin.

-Joker. -Big Brother.

Zixia!

Zixia, you're still here.

You bitch!

I've found you at last.

What are you doing?

It's been a while, and you've become like this?

Where's the Pandora's Box?

I didn't bring it.

Just kidding.

-Give me-- -Wait.

What will you do to the Box?

He'll come with me.

Fat woman! Don't hang around with him.

Xiang-lin will go away with you. King Bull!

Don't even dream about it.

Ask him if you don't believe me.

You said you love me

because you want to take this and go away with her?

Wait.

It's not true.

You can throw it away if you want to.

Great!

You shouldn't do that.

Look at you. Don't deny it!

I'll throw this away!

Brother?

-What a man! -Shut up!

I love that!

You can't run away anymore.

Bull, you're seriously hurt.

Do you think that bitch is less hurt?

Have a look!

You've deceived me for so long!

-In fact, I'm not deceiving you. -Xiang-lin, who's that woman?

I won't listen to you!

Bastard! I'll leave you! Your affairs are none of my business!

You deal with yours! And I'll deal with mine!

Help Zixia, you have a part in the body.

You can't do anything if the body is damaged.

Okay!

You want to go?

Explain it clearly or you can't leave!

Don't hit him!

Bitch, stand aside, it's none of your business!

Stop it! I'm afraid he'll hurt my body!

I won't help you!

Shut up! I'll help him and beat you up!

Have a try!

I'm a woman. Please don't hit me too hard. I'll kill you!

I won't help. I just want to see you fight!

-Go! -No.

I'll get the Box for you, so you can explain it to your wife.

-Wow, you're great! Perfect! -Really?

You're as perfect as possible.

Wait!

You!

Bitch, don't hit my girl!

But I want to!

Your man is running away!

He's so cool. I'm a lucky woman.

Fine, I can only pretend I jumped off the cliff.

Closer.

Monkey King.

Don't jump!

I'm not trying to jump!

You'd rather die than be with me.

Okay, then I'd better go back to the Flame Mountain.

I wouldn't be in this predicament if I'd known this would happen.

I didn't know stealing grapes would make me suffer such punishment.

If I knew that, I would've stolen something else.

You should have been a soldier, just like me.

You have no chance unless an immortal comes to save you.

I never wanted to be a soldier.

An immortal has come.

An immortal!

Jing Jing.

Grandpa Buddha, he steams buns.

None of your business!

Jing Jing!

Don't flirt with me!

I'm flirting with you because I love you.

Listen, if you want to be my wife,

don't do bad things like your brother in the future.

Sure!

Let's go!

-Drink some tea. -Thank you!

You're welcome.

Why bring me back to this cave?

I didn't bring you back.

It was you who brought us back.

It could be because I miss Jing Jing very much.

Yes. When you fainted, you spoke the name "Jing Jing" 98 times!

Jing Jing is my wife.

And repeatedly said the name "Zixia" 784 times.

What?

784 times.

She must have owed you lots of money.

I want Spider Web Immortal to be my master.

She's changed Waterfall Cave into Spider Web Cave.

And you're telling me there's no such person!

Damn monkey, you're still here!

Why did you do that to me?

Jing Jing.

Jing Jing, it's nice to see you.

What?

You've got thinner.

I'm not the Monkey King.

But I don't how to tell you because you won't believe it.

I will.

Because that damn monkey wouldn't be so gentle with me.

Who are you?

I'll be your husband 500 years later.

500 years later, you will give up this affair because of me.

What I did was totally just for you.

Jing Jing, I miss you. I miss you so, so much.

I miss you so, so, so much.

-Don't you trust me? -No.

I can't blame you. Let me see what's going on.

But I think I know you.

Absolutely.

For sure, I know you.

Very, absolutely and extremely sure!

-How will we meet... -Yes?

500 years later?

On a pitch-black night. I'm Joker, you're Pak Jing Jing!

Our fantastic love story started from a fire at the bridge.

When I turned around, you pointed your finger at me

and my hand started burning.

Then you ran to me and then hit me!

Hit and hit and hit-- Do it like this.

No, look at me.

Yes, do you remember now?

There were many twists and turns.

Suddenly, King Bull came after us!

You fought with him with a bone.

Then you grabbed me and took me to the Spider Web Cave.

So let's jump ahead to the main plot.

On the cliff, we reached the climax.

At that time, I touched you. And you touched me, too.

We made promises that we won't separate.

But that happiness is only just for a second

and we went through endless pain.

Why did you die?

So I used the Pandora's Box to travel back to the past

just in time to see you committing suicide.

But at the last moment,

I was able to save your life!

But the last time I time traveled, the Box didn't work properly.

-I went back 500 years in the past! -Brother Yang!

And that's the story.

What are you going to do now?

I've found you. I don't have to go back now.

Let's get married.

I... I just woke up and I had nothing else to do.

So I came here to become a disciple,

and now you're suddenly asking me to marry you?

I haven't even brushed my teeth.

I know you're still doubtful.

If I could only give you my heart, you'd know I'm not cheating on you.

That's easy!

-Your heart looks familiar. -Like a coconut?

A girl once said that to me.

Oh, a coconut. So everything you said is true?

No need to think! Search the bottom half!

Coconut, thank you very much.

Please tell me, am I his true love?

You've come back after a long time. You just want to get the Pandora's Box.

What do you mean?

I asked when we're going to get married but you keep saying no.

Will you marry me?

I do!

Is your sister crazy?

She keeps saying nonsense all day long.

She's not crazy. There's just something wrong with her brain.

Fine. Don't forget your promise to marry me after seven days.

Are you sure about that?

I'll just cheat on him.

I'm waiting for my man to pick me up!

You think that bastard will come to pick you up?

Congratulations!

But even if he comes back,

he can't rescue you from King Bull.

It is fate that he was able to pull out my Magic Sword.

He must be an extraordinary man.

I'm sure of it.

I know he'll come back one day

and appear in public,

wearing golden armor,

riding a colorful cloud and will ask me to marry him.

You're crazy!

I'm not crazy. I just believe in him.

-Promise me, little psycho. -No!

Brother, things are always unpredictable.

I never imagined you'd be marrying Miss Pak so soon.

Yeah, me neither.

We're happy for you!

Thank you!

Even though you were dreaming last night

and kept repeating the name "Zixia" 785 times.

It was more than last time.

Six days have passed. You'll get married tomorrow.

Is he going to come? I don't think so.

Yesterday, I told a spider to tell you how much I've missed you.

Did you know that?

No, I didn't.

And I'm cheating on you.

That's fine.

Just like a moth,

it flies towards the fire even though it knows it'll get hurt.

Moths are so silly!

Come out, grapes.

I don't want to watch you.

I just want to study the interesting relationship among humans.

Brother, you're a robber. Don't pretend to be a scholar.

Even a robber has his own knowledge.

Stop it. Go to sleep.

In your mind, is Zixia an exclamation mark or is she a full stop?

Is your mind full of question marks?

Zixia is just a girl I know.

I lied to her in the past. I'm just feeling a little bit regretful.

I hate her!

And I'll get married tomorrow. What do you want?

When you realize that you've fallen in love with someone you hate,

this affair will really hurt you.

But how can I fall in love with a person I hate?

Please give me a reason. Please!

We don't need any reason to love a person.

-Don't we? -Do we?

-Don't we? -Do we?

Don't we?

I am just discussing it with you. Why are you so serious?

Do we?

Who's there?

Time's up!

How many brothers and sisters do you have?

Are your parents alive?

Speak up!

I just want to make a new friend since I'm going to die.

How can we save Master?

Being a demon is the same as being a human.

We should be kind.

If we are kind, we are not a demon, we are a hybrid.

He understands.

Do you understand?

No one will come to pick you up.

Don't you get it, dummy?

Your letter.

Your conscience told me that I'm not your true love.

Your true love is another woman.

When I saw the thing left by her in your heart,

I knew that you'd come back, not for me,

but for her.

This is God's order.

It is also called fate.

-Jing Jing's gone. -I know. I've read the letter.

Grandpa Buddha.

What's going on with her?

-Have you read this letter? -No.

Read it.

Say it!

I know my sister Pak Jing Jing has been here.

Where is she now?

I don't know!

Does she owe you so much

that you won't let your sister go?

It seems that you know her well.

You want to tell me?

I don't know.

You don't know?

You seem kind. Are they your friends?

No!

Do you know?

Kill me if you must kill someone.

They don't know your sister.

All of them are innocent.

I agree!

I admire bold people very much.

If you're one of them, I can fulfill your desire.

Wait!

I really think you're not scared of death!

I'm going to die. Please do me a favor.

I've heard that if you cut fast and accurately,

a wounded man won't die at once when he's cut open.

He can still see.

Help me, do it as fast as you can.

Tear out my heart, so I'll see it clearly.

What?

A friend of mine left something in my heart.

I want to know what it is.

So strange.

You think I won't do it?

Humans and demons are born from their mothers.

A person's mom is a person's mom.

A demon's mom is a demon's mom.

I can't take this anymore!

What's your name?

Kowtow to Heaven and Earth.

-Let's marry. -Wait!

Look!

Now, she is the younger sister and she'll save her elder sister.

The elder sister will save the younger sister later.

What do you want?

We'll get married now. Let my sister go.

I won't break my promise.

I don't want to fight anymore.

Go!

I have just one sister in my life.

Sister!

King Bull!

-I won't let my sister marry you! -Sister.

What are you talking about?

I have just one sister in my life.

Come on!

I'm right.

Faster than me.

You're so great.

It's time.

Changing image!

-Xiang-xiang? -I'm not your sister.

Xiang-xiang, what are you doing?

Brother, I'm here!

My Changing Image Magic.

-Xiang-xiang. -It turned me into a dog.

Who are you?

I'm Qingxia!

Sister!

-I will kill you! -Go save Master!

Don't hit my sister!

Watch out!

Freeze!

-Kill that girl! -No!

-She is Xiang-xiang, my King! -Go away!

She's not. I'll kill anyone who blocks my way.

Goddess, I'm about to understand your words.

I used my eyes to see. But while I was dying,

I used my heart to see this world

and all things,

and I see clearly.

That girl left a teardrop in my heart.

I felt her sorrow.

Have you given up all things in the human world?

Yes. Life and death is minor.

Great.

Congratulations.

Brother, what's up?

-Come on, have a seat. -Have a seat.

It's unlucky that my three friends got involved.

It was none of their business!

But I don't understand.

Why can human hatred last 10 years, 50 years, and even 500 years?

What hatred is it?

So the Longevity Monk went to the west to get the scriptures

which will cleanse our hearts.

Understood.

I want to stay. There are many things waiting for me to do.

You guys go on with your lives as soon as possible!

Good!

You were slashed because of me.

I hope I can pay you back in my next life.

-Pay us back extra. -I'll do what I can, Grapes.

Alright, enough.

-Goodbye! -We're leaving!

I want to warn you again.

after wearing the Gold Ring, you'll no longer be a normal human.

You can't touch human desires anymore.

If you do so, the Gold Ring will get smaller and smaller.

It's very uncomfortable.

Okay!

Before wearing this ring, what do you want to say?

I had my true love but I didn't treasure her.

When I lost her, I felt so regretful.

It was the most painful thing in this world.

If God can give me another chance,

I will tell her that I love her!

If you have to give a time limit to this love,

I hope it is 10,000 years.

Kowtow!

Kowtow!

Kowtow!

Kowtow to the forefather, and drink the wedding wine.

Now you're a member of the Bull Family.

Colorful clouds.

Looks like a marshmallow.

Really?

Be careful!

Thunder is roaring.

It's raining! Get the clothes!

Damn monkey, how dare you flirt with my wife!

Although we are friends,

I'll sue you for slander if you say that again.

Kill him!

Be careful, he wants to sneeze!

Sorry.

That sneeze might disappoint you.

Joker.

Are you satisfied this time?

Master.

It's the Monkey King.

I just thought it was a cloud.

Master, I committed many offenses in the past.

I'm lucky that the Goddess showed me the right path.

Now I'm going to worship Buddha wholeheartedly.

I won't feel reluctant to give up human desires.

Master, on your journey to the west,

I will take responsibility for protecting you.

Great.

You're now on the right path.

Joker.

-Joker, you're here! -Miss!

I know a friend called Joker.

He asked me to tell Zixia something. Are you Zixia?

-Joker. -Stop!

I'm asking you, are you her?

Is it you?

-Speak up. -Yes.

Yes!

He said that he went back to the starting point.

And he hoped that you would find your true love as soon as possible.

Don't fool me, Joker.

Let me tell you again. I'm the...

Monkey King!

Make no mistake.

I'm going to kill you today!

-Change! -I'll beat you to death, damn monkey.

Here's my fork!

I like barbecued chicken wing

You use my fork to make barbecued chicken wing?

I almost forgot.

I'm a vegetarian.

Give it back!

Coming.

Is it funny? Tell me.

Tell me.

Why are you so quiet?

Help me.

Sorry.

I didn't mean to embarrass you in front of your brothers.

Let me help you.

Get up!

You can have it back.

Great! Take this.

Super bugs!

I'm scared! So many bugs.

It's lucky that I have many little monkeys.

Kill all the monkeys!

Let them kill.

Are you the Monkey King?

Will you go to the west to get scriptures?

Take me with you.

Yes!

She can act as a whore if she comes with me.

That's great.

I can't take this anymore.

Come here, hold me tight!

-You can't take me anymore. -I can.

I can't take you anymore.

You're so ugly. We're immortals.

Please, no more sexual harassment.

Why did you do that to me?

-Are you angry? -I would get angry!

Cry if you want.

I'll kill all of you bastards.

Magic Fan!

Help me!

So troublesome!

Master!

Monkey King, help me!

I can't believe that you did that to me.

Big Brother.

You two, protect Master.

Okay.

Zixia, no!

-What are you doing? -You finally come!

Why are you so concerned about me? Let me die.

I'm not concerned about you.

We'll treasure our lives.

You are no immortal.

Monkey King, you can't defeat me.

What a wide crevice.

It's coming!

You're joking.

I'll blow the whole city to the sun.

Who can you save now?

-Don't bother me, go to hell! -Wait!

Lying to me again?

Damn monkey, how dare you stop the city!

Go!

Go back!

Shit, it's burning!

Stupid!

-Bitch! What do you want? -Stupid!

You're stupid!

-You're not human. -You're not human!

Are you mad?

Do you understand what I've just said?

How do you know I'm no longer an immortal?

I only understand one thing. Love means pain.

Don't bullshit me.

You've mistaken me!

Where did you buy these gold rings?

Be careful!

Zixia!

Master, look out!

Zixia.

My lover is a hero.

One day, he'll come riding a colorful cloud,

and ask me to marry him.

I guessed the start...

but I hadn't guessed the ending.

Master.

I want your life!

-It's very hot! I'll be a roast pig. -Big brother!

It'll explode.

We need the power of Pandora's Box.

Go.

The sun is coming, hurry up.

Leave with Master.

-Qingxia. -My sister is gone.

I think I should go back to be Buddha's lamp wick again.

Goodbye.

Big Brother, you got up so early!

What happened?

Big Brother, have you forgotten?

There was a storm last night. You brought us here!

Go!

-Master, where are we going now? -India.

Why is Master speaking this way?

Master is a straightforward guy. Let's go.

Master, walk slowly, please.

Brother, be careful!

Thanks!

It is said that this was the Waterfall Cave 500 years ago.

It's the home of the Monkey King.

Since he's killed King Bull and saved the Longevity Monk,

there are no more demons in the world.

After that, many people come here, and fool around.

That guy put on a pig head and said that he's Piggy.

Bro, there's only makeup on your face.

Please be more professional.

Look at your hair.

There are two cakes on your head.

You should pay more money to dress yourself up.

What's up? You look really disgusting.

Don't get mad at me. I'm always an honest guy.

I won't get angry.

Cut me if you like.

You son of a bitch! Do you think I wouldn't dare?

Thanks.

This guy is really weird. Did he owe me in the past life?

-Big Brother. -Brother, let's go.

BUDDHA CAVE

Buddha Cave?

Fine, thanks.

Thanks.

Big Brother, what are you looking at?

-The two girls who sell bean curd. -Who?

Bean curd Beauty.

I've heard that they sell bean curd.

They have earned a lot of money for their husbands

to attend the civil service exam.

The Highest Graduate!

Mei!

Congratulations!

Your husband has become the Highest Graduate of the exam.

Go welcome him.

Honey.

-Honey. -Honey.

Go away. It's none of your business.

Honey.

You work so hard making bean curd.

You work so hard making bean curd.

-Honey. -Honey.

I know how to make bean curd, too.

-Go! -Go!

Blow the ball

I blow the ball up

Blow the ball up and up

-Come here! -It's crowded!

Monkey King.

Master.

-Have a look. -Okay!

They've stood there for a few days.

Look, a demon.

Demon!

I think I shouldn't have come.

It's too late.

Leave some memories, okay?

I don't need memories. I want you.

You can take my body instead of my spirit.

I've got a lover already.

We won't have a good outcome. Let me go.

I'll let you go.

But you have to kiss me before you leave.

Have a kiss!

Kiss.

I'm just a powerless warrior.

If I kiss you, my reputation will be ruined.

You're lying.

You don't want to kiss me because you still love me.

I'm telling you,

if you reject me, you'll regret it for the rest of your life.

I won't kiss you even if I regret it. It's too late.

It's fate.

Yeah.

I will stay here my whole life. I love you!

Yeah.

You should have kissed earlier.

What's wrong?

That guy looks strange.

I know.

He looks like a dog!