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Monkey King!

You promised Buddha you'd help the Longevity Monk

to get scriptures in the west.

But you and King Bull decided to eat your master!

Bitch!

You've followed me for three days.

I didn't beat you up because you're a woman.

Don't think that I'm afraid of you!

Monkey King, be polite to the Goddess!

Shut up!

You're scaring me again!

Do you know that you've committed a serious crime?

And you even stole Zixia's Pandora's Box.

You just want to escape.

Since I can't escape, I will fight you!

What's up?

Don't be angry!

You may violate the rule.

Monkey King, you're so naughty!

I've told you not to throw things!

This is simply wrong.

Look! You've dropped the stick. Pandora's Box is a treasure.

You'll pollute the environment if you throw things.

You'll hurt the kids.

Even if there are no kids, it's bad to hurt plants.

What's up?

-Let go! -You want it?

Speak up if you want it! Why do you keep silent?

Why are you staring at me? Your eyes are full of sincerity,

and I'm very glad, but you still have to speak up.

Take it.

Don't you really like it?

Do you?

Damn!

Monkey King.

See, this guy keeps talking all the time. We don't know what he's talking about.

He's just like a fly hanging around.

Sorry, not a fly!

A swarm of flies flying near your ears.

Flying into your brain!

Help!

Help!

So I catch that fly. Open its belly, take out its intestine,

put its intestine around its own neck, then I pull the intestine tight!

Its tongue comes out, I use a blade and cut it! Wow!

Everyone is silent.

Now you know why I need to kill him.

Monkey King, you have so many excuses!

You don't want to get scriptures in the west.

Shut up, please! Beat it!

I've got a super body. You can't hurt me. I'm not scared of any god!

I'm going to destroy all demons.

Being the master, I should take responsibility.

Please let him go!

I need to kill him, and report to Heaven Emperor.

Goddess, please tell Heaven Emperor I can sacrifice my life for him.

Longevity Monk!

Namonitabhaya.

FIVE HUNDRED YEARS LATER

Give him the pork!

Stand by!

A woman is coming in!

Assistant Master, do you think soldiers are coming?

This is why you're called "Blindy"!

Didn't you see Dumby shaking his ass?

Do you think he has hemorrhoids?

Okay, even if he has hemorrhoids, he is a soldier with hemorrhoids!

So, why be afraid of him?

Who the hell are you?

Can't you see I'm a woman?

What did you come here for?

The world's gone mad.

I'm just a weary lady looking for shelter.

I want to brush off the dust of my past.

Do you know what this place is?

This is not a nice place, you all look gruesome.

I don't think it is a decent tavern.

Is this a slaughterhouse?

Yes, it is. How dare you come in?

You're in danger already!

I'm not sure who's in danger. I think you're the one who's in danger.

You can be robbers...

so can I.

Who the hell are you?

Nothing gets in my way and survives.

Money or your heads!

Why has Ma'am 30th come to Mt. Wuyue?

This demon is a fierce robber.

Is there some big business here?

Why are you still placing the money on your head? Put it back!

She said it's either our head or the money, Master!

What are you talking about?

Assistant Master!

You coward! How can you be my assistant?

Master, I'm not Assistant Master! I'm Blindy!

-He is Assistant Master. -It's me.

I know! I'll make you sorry!

Go away!

Look at yourself. Messing around, so shameful!

How can you follow me around with that hair?

Master, I'm here!

-Come out! -Coming!

Master, you were hit by Kunlun Sage's Seven Ultimate Fists.

-Your wounds are spreading. -Shut up!

You knelt down that time and I got hit on the nose!

Master, over here!

The Seven Ultimate Fists really hurt, Master.

Master, I was scared, so I knelt down.

I heard that someone who gets hit by the Seven Ultimate Fists will go blind,

then he'll become deaf. After that,

he can't speak properly!

And finally, his body will explode and he'll die.

Master, there's something wrong with your eyes!

I'm okay!

I only concentrate my eyesight on a single point.

I only change my usual way of vision! What do you want?

-Do you want to take my position? -No, Master, I don't dare!

You don't dare? I am going to kill you! Kill you!

Can you cry out for me?

Be smart.

Okay. Let's get our weapons and kill Ma'am 30th!

No need to be scared! I'm here!

I'm the leader of the Axe Gang, my nickname is "Joker".

It is a pleasure to meet the famous Ma'am 30th.

What are you doing here?

I just want to stay here for a while.

A while? How long is that?

Three full days.

-Maybe 30 or 50 years. -No way!

I'll leave when I meet the person I'm looking for.

I don't think you can wait that long!

-What are you doing? -I've just had a piss!

You had a piss here?

That's why you have so much water to bathe in!

What are you talking about?

I said you won't live to see that person.

Master!

I'm not that easy to kill. Ask my brothers first!

You have no guts!

You betrayed me!

My God!

-Forgive me. -Kill us all if you can!

Please forgive me.

Stupid! Do you think she will let you go?

I'm going to fight even if I lose my life!

That's fine.

Since you're willing to beg me, I won't kill you now.

Thanks a lot!

You, you're so righteous!

You're so good!

All clean your feet and wait for me outside!

-Why is there a scar? -That's not a scar, it's just dirt.

Go clean it, or I'll cut the whole leg off!

Master, why is she checking our soles?

We're lucky she doesn't want to see our asses.

-Are you scared? -I'm not! You should be scared!

-Why? -You have hemorrhoids.

She'll say they are not clean enough and cut them off.

-How do you know I have hemorrhoids? -Blindy peeped during your shower.

Why did you peep at me?

I didn't only peep at you, I've peeped at all of you!

-Why is there so much hair? -Of course, I've got more in other parts.

What? Are you excited now?

Where did you say you have more hair?

No. In fact, I only have hair on my head and soles.

Do you think it grows in the wrong places?

From now on, check all the people passing here!

Check what?

Check their soles.

If you discover a guy with three birthmarks, tell me.

Master! We won't go to rob, but check people's soles instead.

If the others know that, they'll say we're perverts.

We can plot against her.

Poison her, make her faint, then rape and kill her!

-A good plot! -Do you think so?

-You shall administer the plan. -I don't think I can do that!

Okay. I'll do it! No need to kneel down.

I'm not kneeling down! I just can't control my legs.

Master, your wound is expanding.

I still have both of my hands.

I won't give up!

Master has fallen into a shit pit! Let's take a shit!

Have you found the three birthmarks?

Why does everyone tell me to find the three birthmarks?

-You can save him when you find them. -What are you talking about?

Where are we? Who are you?

Just a dream.

Did you kill that bitch?

Spider!

It's just a spider!

-It's big! -How big is it?

I told you to tidy up the place!

The spiders are bigger than me. What should I do?

It keeps running after me, maybe I'm too handsome!

What?

-What's going on? -A spider is running after Master?

-This way? -No.

-This way! -Fine, be quick!

How come?

Help!

Come here! I'm here!

Help me!

Blindy!

Nothing in front! Let's turn back!

-No! it's Master! -Isn't it a cockroach?

-It's Master. -Great!

Go!

You sons of bitches!

Master, I'm coming!

What am I touching?

Master is safe now!

Assistant Master is so happy. What is he holding?

Master, didn't he carry you out?

It's fine now. Let's go home.

Take a bath, go to bed early. Don't hang around tonight!

Help him!

Spider!

-Blindy, help! -Okay.

This way.

Burn it!

Have a rest first.

Burn it!

Don't let it go! Burn it!

Burn it!

Burn it!

Let's chase it!

It's over there.

It's over there! Go there!

Here's another one. This one is smaller.

How dare you!

-Where? -Over there!

There!

Only two claws are left. Let me break you in half.

Go to hell!

Don't go!

It's here!

Beat it!

Give it to me.

Everyone, spread out! Let me burn it!

Go to hell!

Burning!

-Very hot! -It's Master's voice!

-Help! -It's Master! Help him!

-Help! -Master, your dick is burning!

Be quick!

-Get the water! -Put out the fire!

I'm dying! Hurry!

You can't put out the fire with straw. Take this. Let me do it!

Lie down!

I'll put it out!

Stop! Stop burning!

Out you go!

Stop burning!

I can't take this!

The fire is out! Are you okay?

Good job!

Assistant Master is so mighty.

You had to step on him to put the fire out.

Moron!

-Who burned me? -Not me!

I have no idea.

I know it was you!

I know what you're thinking! You want to take my place!

-No, Master. -Master's eyes are okay.

-No, I didn't do that. -Master, you've recovered.

I'm cured! Why?

I know! You must hurt yourself in order to cure the wounds.

It's reasonable!

You have to thank Assistant Master.

If he hadn't hit your crotch, you wouldn't have healed so fast.

-Are you having an affair with him? -I love you so much.

Go to hell! Stop it!

I told you to kill Ma'am 30th. Have you done it?

Ma'am 30th is a demon! Spider Woman!

I'm a rational man.

I can't accept such a ridiculous thing! Kill her!

Master, aren't you scared?

Of course not! I'm healed. I will defeat her!

-Great! You have guts! -You say I have guts?

Yes, but forget I said that.

-Master. -Alright.

You just go into her room and finish her off.

-We'll provide cover! -Why do I go first every time?

You said you would cover me, so stay closer.

Steady, we've got weapons.

We'll throw them at her.

You'll kill me, too.

Don't be silly! You won't die, you'll only get hurt!

Son of a bitch!

Get up! You're not fooling me. Listen to me.

Stop that!

Fainted? Big Cow, Younger Tiger.

You're all useless. Let me do this.

-What? -You pretended to faint?

It is a tactic. I don't care about the wound on my thigh.

Where is the leak?

Assistant Master, you're bleeding!

Don't be scared!

I can stop the bleeding by myself!

It's not picturesque, but it is unique.

You may love this place eventually. Good night!

Master.

-She is a demon! -Yes!

She is a real devil! My heart is pounding!

Master, stop it!

You're a righteous man, a hero.

It's my pleasure to be your friend.

I'll give you the money put on your brothers' heads to buy drinks.

Thank you very much, Ma'am 30th.

-Master, she's not really good-looking. -But I like her!

My thigh was only stabbed once, but there are so many holes.

Are you kidding me?

Sister, why did you leave?

You ran to this poor village

and you were forced to reveal your real identity.

-What are you doing here? -How about you?

I just wanted to take a walk.

You're waiting for the Longevity Monk. You want to eat his flesh.

If you can make Grandpa Buddha reveal this top secret, so can I.

-Nonsense! -Nonsense?

Why did you come to Mt. Wuyue?

This was called "Fingers Mountain" in the past.

It's the prison for the monkey.

The top secret says that he'll become human

and he has three birthmarks on his sole.

You can find the Monk if you know where Monkey King is.

Sister, do you still think I'm speaking nonsense?

You just want to see that monkey.

I can do nothing even if I see him.

The difference is, he died by the Goddess' hands last time,

but he'll die by my hands this time.

It will only benefit one person.

You know the logic!

Do you want to fight over him with me?

Do you think only you can change faces?

Who's there?

A demon! Demon!

-What did you see? -Nothing.

-Nothing? What are you doing down here? -I want to tie my laces.

If the secret of the monk gets out, I'll kill you.

Then all demons will gather at Fingers Mountain

to beg for the flesh of the Longevity Monk.

Tell the King about this, he will reward us.

Even a bull is talking. There are so many demons here this time.

Go, go away.

If I go now, I'll be a coward!

No, I have to report to Master.

Master, this mountain was called "Fingers Mountain" in the past.

The Longevity Monk and the Monkey King will meet here.

Our bull is talking.

Those two things, one has eight legs, one's head--

-You two aren't sleeping yet? -What are you talking about?

Two baby pigs were born, one has eight legs,

one has a very heavy head.

Master, we're rich now. We don't need to be robbers anymore--

-We didn't rear any pigs. -We didn't rear any pigs?

Or I'm talking in my sleep?

Okay, I'm leaving. Please take a rest.

We're leaving.

-Walk both girls away. -No!

I will order someone to search for the guy you're looking for.

-Thank you, Master. -You're welcome.

Good night! Go!

Go!

Nothing can be done this time.

Why does Jing Jing have no reaction to this sight?

Nothing I can do.

Go!

Don't kill me!

I'm just having fun with you.

-Do you like playing? -Yes.

Come and have fun, then.

-Is it fun? -Yes!

Okay, let's play again.

You want some more?

I don't want to play anymore.

So who's got eight claws again?

-I don't remember. -Hey.

What?

No!

Does my head looks like this?

Yes! Oh, no!

She hasn't changed yet.

Not yet?

-I'll kill him. -No.

Why?

I'm going to control him. He'll be my undercover agent.

-Hi! -Ghost!

Let's take a look.

You thought I was a ghost?

Oh, dear!

Don't be pretentious around here.

Or I'll cut you into pieces.

-You're so brutal. -Look at me!

Mind control!

Who's there?

It's a long night, and I'm not in the mood to sleep.

I thought I was the only one.

But, Jing Jing, are you sleepless, too?

Yes. Why can't you sleep?

It's because of you.

Me?

Yes, when I saw you,

I made up my mind that I would stop being a robber.

I just want to show my sincerity.

I can't face my past.

Do you like what you see?

-You're Monkey? -Monkey?

-Monkey King. -Monkey King?

You think you're alright with a human face?

Human face?

I have to use Skeleton Fire on you.

You're going to burn me again!

Why?

Did I make a mistake?

Why?

Why did you use Flame Bomb to burn me?

Why did you shave off your beard?

You're a different guy without the beard.

Really?

You can't do anything.

Do you want to be a scholar instead of a robber?

-I've thought about this. -Please stop changing your image.

Being a robber is a good job!

I know. I'll try my best!

You look like that thing!

So pathetic.

Jing Jing loves my violent side.

I look messy, but I have the personality again.

WATERFALL CAVE

Monkey King, come out!

Damn monkey.

You said you would marry me when I was 18.

I have waited for you for three years. Now come out!

Our King isn't here.

He said to give this to you, Miss Pak, when you come here

and to thank you for your kindness.

He can't enjoy it.

Five-hundred years!

We've found the Longevity Monk at last.

The hair on my soles is shaved off.

I don't know when it will grow again.

Shit! They came first!

I have to inform these innocent people.

You're coming back to Waterfall Cave again?

Waterfall Cave?

Who are you? Why did you bring me here?

No one brought you here. You came here on your own.

It is normal to miss your home.

Don't tease me.

My home is at Mt. Wuyue.

You have made a mistake, can you hear me?

Don't annoy me, please.

We have to go, Master, or we'll be late.

Go? What do you want to do?

Robbery!

-Who dares to do so? -We're going to rob!

Okay, that's fine!

-We're going to rob! -We're going to rob!

-What? -Get the sole.

I have no legs. What should I do?

What are you looking at?

Are you jealous of my handsomely-shaved face?

-That's fine. -Yes.

You're all jealous! Now shut up!

Grapes?

Master, the grapes are washed.

-Get out. -Dinner is ready.

Get out!

Who's there?

I'm the grapes that you brought here!

You're the grapes?

No, I'm Grandpa Buddha.

Grandma Ada?

Stop your nonsense.

I'm Grandpa Buddha, an immortal.

I turned myself into grapes to save you.

You stole my grapes and forbid me to mention Grandma.

Both women are demons.

If you don't believe me, you can use my Magic Mirror!

-I'll use your mom's mirror! -Hey!

-Have you stolen my grapes? -No!

-Where are my grapes! -I'm your grapes!

-Say it again! -I'm your grapes!

Why aren't you an apple?

Listen to me.

Do you think I can't defeat you?

I don't want to hurt innocent people. Come on!

You will be seriously hurt!

-Jing Jing! -Your beard looks great!

-Really? -Really!

What's with the noise?

Oh, just beating the grapes.

Why are you beating the grapes?

Meal time.

Meal time.

-That's great! -Great?

What a pretty moon. Let's--

Moon? I can't see it.

There is a big moon. Can you see it?

It's not dark yet. There's no way the moon is out.

Tell me--

Who the hell? Hey, where are you?

Where are you?

I turned into grapes.

-Where? -In your trousers.

-Wow! Big grapes! -They're yours, stupid. I'm at the rear!

It's great to see you.

-Do you trust me now? -Yes, I trust you.

Why do we have a demon here?

Stupid fool, listen to me.

These demons are waiting for the Longevity Monk.

Longevity Monk?

Five-hundred years ago, the Monkey King was destroyed by the Goddess.

His master, Longevity Monk, wanted to save him.

He exchanged the monkey's life with his own.

He hoped this monkey would be good.

Why does the Longevity Monk need to appear here?

He wanted to save the whole world,

so he went to India and tried to get scriptures.

He hoped they'd be good for the people.

All the immortals were impressed by his spirit.

The Heaven Emperor saw that, so he gave the monkey a chance to revive.

He planned for the master and the disciple to meet here.

Then they can finish the journey to the west.

Now, you know why there are so many demons here. Got it?

So I have the same dream.

In a pitch-dark area,

a pair of seductive eyes were looking at me

and it made me feel embarrassed.

Your eyes look like the eyes in my dream. Sometimes, my face becomes red.

I have to face the demons tonight!

Yes. You are facing the demons tonight!

Here are two Magic Bags and some invisible stickers.

You're invisible if you stick one on your body.

Cover them with the bags when they are not aware.

I'll cover you from the back.

-That's is my line! -Who are you talking to?

To him.

Let me help you!

That's great! You're my good brother.

Tell all the brothers to come in, give a magic sticker to each of them.

I'll go back to get the Magic Bag. Then we can catch all the demons.

-No problem. -Good, brother.

Your eyes today--

-Are they seductive? -Yes.

I will help you.

Help yourself!

-Do what? -It is Master's order.

-You wait a moment. -Assistant Master.

Tell the others, Master is looking for us.

INVISIBLE STICKER

-Go. -Go.

-Sister. -Okay.

Let's keep quiet and see what they want.

Sister, drink!

Sister, you drink, too.

What are you doing?

I'm drunk. I want to sleep.

Don't be afraid. We're invisible.

You shouldn't drink so much if you can't drink.

-We're invisible. -You can see nothing all the time.

Okay.

-Master hasn't come yet. -Right.

You said there was some roast chicken.

Master! It's burning.

Don't be naked.

Pay me back! Fool!

-No need to be like that! -Nonsense! Pay me back.

When did I borrow money from you?

-You owe me. -I owe you?

Don't you remember?

No.

You lost your memory.

Sorry.

-You should pay me back! -No need to be like that.

-Pay me back, or I'll ruin your face. -I paid you back last month.

-Really? -Yes.

You're old. You lost your memory.

Forget it, it's my fault.

Cut it! It's burnt!

That's better than nothing.

Fight with them, brothers!

-Brothers, let's go! -Yes!

Demons, come out!

Where are the Magic Bags?

The Magic Bags are here. They wanted to trap you.

Traitor! You betrayed me.

Today, he betrays me, but he can also betray you one day.

-Oh, really? -Yes!

If I want to destroy all demons, I can even do it without my underwear!

Master, there really is something wrong with your assistant.

That guy is unwilling to do anything, even if I beg him.

He agreed so quickly this time. There must be something wrong.

-Pull him out. -Yes!

-Go. -Let me go!

-Let me go! -Shut up!

-Let me go! -Be quick!

Kneel down!

You son of a bitch, I'm going to kill you tonight.

Fine!

You can't blame him.

He's just being controlled by the two demons.

Let me go or I'll tell my master to kill you.

Shut up!

Wong Choi.

The string you're chewing is so familiar.

It's the string for my Magic Bag.

How dare you come here!

Come here!

I'll kill the reincarnated Monkey King. Then you won't find the Longevity Monk.

What? He is the Monkey King?

Come on!

Admit you're the Monkey King, or we'll all die.

He's not the Monkey King. He can't even withstand my Skeleton Fire.

Prove it!

Shit! You've exposed a top secret. Really?

This way.

Are you really an immortal?

Give me your hand.

It is too much--

You think I can't withstand your Skeleton Fire?

Burn me again.

Seriously?

Great!

I'm not scared! See?

Yes!

You can burn my hand if you like.

I'm not afraid of you.

Who are you kidding?

It's burning.

The hand is still okay.

Let go!

Now you know I'm great. Surrender!

I have my brothers and an immortal-- Hey, where are you going?

I'll take revenge on you one day!

Even an immortal isn't righteous. No need to ask.

Then my brothers must be there.

Yes, Master!

Sons of bitches!

Are you really that heartless guy? You deceived me last night!

You're the Monkey King.

My sister won't get married because of you.

Me?

Get Joker! Go!

Stop that.

Master, go!

Don't kill my brothers!

Master!

Blindy, I'm here! Don't be afraid.

I'm sorry, Blindy! I misjudged the distance.

You won't blame me, right?

-For my whole life, I've been blind. -I know.

But I was right to be your follower!

I'll kill you!

-You go to hell! -You can't kill him.

You still want to help him?

We need him to find the Longevity Monk.

Take him back to the Spider Web Cave.

Sister.

It will only benefit one person.

You don't know the logic.

You won't gain anything, even if you hurt me.

Look at your palm.

Black Widow!

You've been poisoned by my weapon.

You will die in seven days if you can't get my remedy.

Sister, I'm so sorry.

Get lost!

Do you finally feel sorry?

No! A fierce thing has come.

Go out and have a look.

Hey! Where are you going?

No!

-King Bull has come? -King Bull?

-Let's pretend to be dead here. -Me too.

Monster!

It's a monster!

Grandpa Buddha.

Give the Longevity Monk to me or you're going to die!

We have nothing to discuss. You're looking at the Monkey King.

My brother, Monkey King?

Where is he?

This monster is the Monkey King's brother?

We are saved.

It's me, brother! The reincarnated Monkey King.

-You? -Yes! It's me.

I'm going to kill you, adulterer!

Tell me your names, witches!

-I'm Boney M of Spider Demon. -Spider Woman!

In the old days when I knew your master, where were you?

I have no business with you.

-Change! -Change!

I'm going to kill anyone who blocks my way!

Try my White Bone Whip!

Change!

Dragon Heavenly Silk!

-Go! -Go!

It's only a small trick.

Blindy, you're still alive?

We were only faking.

I admired you.

Don't go!

Let me see what magic you have.

-King Bull, you bastard. -Go.

My Little Buddha is hurt.

Another hundred years before it is healed.

Get up.

What are you doing?

Master wants to see you.

-What is this place? -Spider Web Cave.

-Spider Web Cave? -Yes!

My master Spider Woman is Spider Web Immortal's disciple.

So this is the Spider Web Cave.

Spider Web Cave?

Let's go, Monkey!

Hey, you've gone mad. I'm your master, Monkey!

I'm mad? You are lying!

You've admitted that you're the Monkey King.

-Go! -Be smart just for once.

I was forced to pretend.

You can use the Magic Mirror to show my true identity.

Magic Mirror?

Can you see it? Clear?

You're deceiving me! This is not--

Pig!

Sister, have pity on me.

Stay calm.

I guarantee that you'll be fine if you follow my orders.

Master!

Master!

Master! The monkey has come.

Where is the Longevity Monk?

It's just a big misunderstanding, everybody.

How big? Let me tell you secretly.

I was born in the Year of the Monkey, but I'm not the Monkey King.

It's a waste of time! I have the Magic Mirror and everything.

-You can use the mirror on me. -Fake mirror.

-How dare you-- -Now stop playing games.

If I'm the Monkey King,

why am I standing here for you to twist my hand?

I could jump to the sky and shit on your heads.

You haven't changed to become Monkey King yet.

You'll shit then.

What is it, sister?

Broken-hearted?

No.

No?

I won't be hurt by this man again.

You're lying to me!

Sister, I'm not lying to you.

Then kill him.

Huh? Hey.

Kill him?

Don't you want to find the Longevity Monk?

Yes! But I don't think you will kill him.

-It's not right. -Pass the sword!

Okay.

-To her! -Understood.

Kill him!

You've sliced a piece of my thigh off.

-I intended to do that. -Give me the bill and I'll pay you back.

You're welcome.

I'll kill you!

-Cheap whore, you still love that monkey. -Stop that, I'm going to kill you.

Are you okay?

You're still concerned about me.

I'm going to love you forever.

They're outside. Can this door block them?

This door is made of unbreakable steel.

Stand aside.

Sister, do you remember how he treated you in the past?

He deceived you and refused to marry you.

You had a good marriage with Chilian Immortal.

He ruined it.

He can do nothing now.

When he returns to his real self, he'll leave you.

Are you done, bitch?

Damn monkey, how dare you call me a bitch!

Scold me, bitch.

Don't think it's safe to hide inside. It's a full moon tonight.

She will become a zombie!

I'm not afraid, bitch.

What?

There are many hills and caves here.

We don't know where the Spider Web Cave is.

Right.

I have a lot of bugs in my body to work for me. Search!

Hey!

Are you okay?

How are you inside? Are you okay?

Of course, we're alright. We are very happy.

Jing Jing is still very pretty. I'm still very handsome.

We are still very good-looking.

Meal time, Ma'am 30th.

Help!

Zombie!

-Open the door! -I can't open it!

Kiss her, breathe life into her.

It will stop her.

I'm scared!

-Sister, you can't defeat me. -Really?

I'll break your neck if you move.

Get the key! Lock her up.

You want to go inside? Now you can go.

Goodbye!

Please stop taking revenge.

Listen to my suggestions.

You can beat me, but please don't hit my face.

Don't beat me! Please!

There is a chicken, Ma'am 30th.

-You want to go? -Don't!

No reaction after a kiss.

Okay. Since you refuse to open the door, I'm warning you.

I'll rape and kill your lover.

Don't!

One.

Two.

I got it.

Three!

-Seductive magic. -Stop!

Go!

What did you do?

I just shivered for a while.

Very interesting.

You shivered on my body?

Yes.

Oh, god!

It'd be better if she wasn't a demon!

You're poisoned.

You'll die if you don't get cured.

Even if I'm cured, so what?

Living long is meaningless if you are unhappy.

Your last few days will be great if you're happy.

If I tell you I'm not the Monkey King, what will you do?

I will kill you.

I'm not him.

This is a magic mirror. Try it and see for yourself.

Are you sure you're not him?

I'm not him.

Aren't you scared I'll kill you?

I'm scared, but I have no option.

Because I don't want you to look at me while you're thinking of another.

-I will really kill you! -Do it.

You said, living long is meaningless if you are unhappy.

-Go ahead! -Yes, I'll--

-Shit! Who made this knot? -Let me do it!

Sorry, I didn't mean to. You were so aggressive.

I want to do it with you.

Even though I'm not a righteous man, I won't take advantage of others.

It's embarrassing to do it at daytime.

Let's wait till night.

Just call me whenever you need me.

From now on, I'll be with you.

-Did you find him? -No.

Go on.

Damn! I'm so pretty, but I'm having a baby with such an ugly man.

-Ma'am 30th-- -Shut up!

I would kill you if I wasn't pregnant.

-Thanks. -Why are you so happy?

Don't tell the baby you're his father.

-Then what should I be? -His maiden.

But I'm a man. I can't be a maiden!

We'll bring him up.

He won't know if a maiden is a man or woman.

That's right.

I've found a guy just like you.

You.

Do you want to know where the Longevity Monk is?

Yes, I do.

Don't strike back if you want to.

You have to pay the value of the body of the Longevity Monk.

If you give me the medication for Jing Jing,

I will tell you where the Longevity Monk is.

You're just doing it for that bitch.

I am happy to do so.

Maiden.

Maiden kisses you.

Okay, let's go tomorrow.

Because of love...

you can ruin my face if you like.

-Hurry up. Do you want to save her? -Just let me ride the horse!

Joker!

Sister can't take this anymore. Hurry up!

Let me ride the horse with you!

She's not here.

Everyone deceives me.

I'll reach the Buddha Cave after climbing this hill.

No!

Jing Jing!

Jing Jing!

-She thought I left her alone. -How long will you search?

Jing Jing!

She's poisoned. She must have died and fallen off the cliff.

It's all because of you.

Why did you let me sleep for a whole night?

I would've been here sooner if you had whipped the horse hard.

We could've been faster!

I won't tell you where the Longevity Monk is!

I don't know anything!

How dare you put the blame on me!

What?

We discovered that Pak Jing Jing fainted under the cliff.

Grandpa Buddha has died.

God is helping me!

Get in!

If you don't tell me, you can't get out.

I won't listen to you.

The ground isn't so hard.

Powerful demon, extraordinary energy!

I will cure your wound,

but you must take me to the cave to get the reincarnated monkey.

We'll find the Longevity Monk sooner or later.

You can also eat the flesh of the Longevity Monk

or you will die painfully.

I have to get out even if I have to dig a tunnel.

"I can move freely in time and space with the power of the moon."

"Boyi Bolomi"? This is the Indian language.

"The Pandora's Box."

The treasure left behind by Spider Web Immortal?

Take me to the cave!

Why does my belly hurt?

Where am I ? Why so many traps? It's getting wetter and wetter.

Welcome, our King!

Damn! I think I've seen a ghost!

-Why you dress like this? -Are you okay?

You love the Longevity Monk so I'm playing him to make you happy.

What are you doing?

I'm helping you to give birth!

The head is coming out!

-Really? I'm numb. -You see?

-That's my knee. -So there is no hair.

-Someone's coming. Hide, be quick. -Someone's coming.

-It hurts! -You're hurting me, too.

Please let go with your hand!

Goddess.

Monkey King, you've committed serious offenses.

I hope you know you're wrong.

Who's talking?

Five hundred years ago,

your master, Longevity Monk, sacrificed his life to save you.

Heaven Emperor planned for you to revive after 500 years.

I hope you'll be like your master, making sacrifices to save others,

to redress your past sin.

You should wear the gold ring on your head and admit you have sinned.

Then you'll become the strong Monkey King.

You'll take the responsibility of getting scriptures in the west.

Rewrite the history.

All things in human life will become none of your business

and you won't have any desires anymore.

Worship Buddha wholeheartedly.

You haven't turned into Monkey King yet because you haven't met the person

who will give you the three birthmarks.

After you see that person, your whole life will be changed.

Are you talking about me?

I don't think so.

I think you have made a mistake!

Crazy!

-It hurts! I can't take it anymore! -Let go!

-Keep calm, please. -No.

Keep calm.

-It hurts! -It hurts me, too.

Go buy food!

Mind the traps here.

Go after them!

Go!

-Come here and grab me. -Here I come!

Okay, do it. Okay! It's coming.

The Longevity Monk was born, go and get him!

Yes!

The baby looks like you.

I think...

being an immortal or not isn't important.

The flesh of the Longevity Monk isn't important either.

We have to live together happily.

Let's bring our son up. Don't let him be a robber.

You want the Longevity Monk the most.

Just call him Longevity.

Who's there?

It is too coincidental.

What do you want?

Your baby.

My baby with Joker!

What are you talking about?

Maiden, tell her.

Tell her!

Yes!

This is her baby with Joker.

Go!

Stop right there!

-Don't be afraid, I will protect you. -Who do you think you are?

You're not qualified to protect me. Get lost. Take my son away.

I love you!

I'm not talking to you!

-Give me the Longevity Monk! -This is my son, not the Longevity Monk.

Help!

Help!

You're concerned about me, I'll die for you.

-Take my son away. -Don't go!

Go!

Ma'am 30th!

It's lucky that we can get out.

-Jing Jing. -Leave me alone.

Leave me alone.

Honey!

Tortoise Magic.

I'll slash your organs! See how can you defend yourself!

And then tie them into a knot.

"Here comes the spirit."

-Bitch, don't step on my intestine! -I want to do that.

Honey!

-My wife is inside. Please help me! -I'm not free.

Please!

-You got out! -Go!

Can we go back to the past?

-Hurry up! Go! -I won't! Let's go together.

Listen to me.

Take care of our son.

Go!

Our son! Honey!

You have to leave or I'll die!

No!

Honey!

Honey!

-Honey! -Honey!

The moon is rising!

Honey!

Okay!

What's that? I've forgot that! Boyi Bolomi!

Boyi Bolomi!

Being immortal!

Great! We're going back to the past.

Wait for me!

The killer left. I'll do it again.

Honey!

-My wife-- -Your wife is coming out, easy!

I'm not done talking. How did you know?

-She got out! -Go!

Honey!

Boyi Bolomi!

Being immortal again!

Why did I say "again"?

Wait.

Again!

Honey!

Don't disturb me!

-Why did you tell me not to disturb you? -Shit! You're annoying!

I know I'm annoying. Why? I'm scared!

-You got out! -Go!

Honey!

Boyi Bolomi!

You're also very annoying.

Damn, I'm so tired.

Honey!

Let me hold him.

Shut up!

I don't want to talk to you!

That's fine. But what was that for?

Honey!

Boyi Bolomi!

Honey, come out with King Bull and see Jesus.

Stop!

You're committing suicide. Why commit suicide?

No, I'd prefer to kill you!

Master!

-Please let me go! -Let you go?

Tell me a reason why I should let you go.

Tell me a reason why you want to kill me.

Okay. You left me all alone and now you have a baby with my sister.

-No, that's not the case. No, Master! -Want to die?

I left because I wanted to get medication for you from your sister.

But I was too late, I couldn't find you.

-You're lying! -If you still don't trust me...

look.

-What's wrong? -Where are they?

You can't leave!

When the rock is put down, the door is closed. You should go!

Honey!

-Let me do this. -Go!

Honey!

Joker, see you in the next life.

-Honey! -Honey!

Honey!

Again!

Boyi Bolomi!

Jing Jing.

Where are they?

What's going on?

Immortal?

Demon?

Thanks!

Don't go inside the Spider Web Cave!

Spider Web Cave?

You think I'm illiterate? That's the Waterfall Cave.

WATERFALL CAVE

"Spider Web Cave". It is a good name.

SPIDER WEB CAVE

I'll live here from now on.

Stop!

I want everyone to know

that on this hill, all things belong to me, including you.

Me?

Yes, let me make a mark on you, like a donkey.

You're mine now.

If someone bullies you, just tell them you know me.

I'm called Spider Web Immortal now!

Spider Web Immortal?

Five hundred years ago?

You haven't turned into Monkey King yet

because you haven't met the person who will give you the three birthmarks.

Close the door!

TO BE CONTINUED