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WWW.MY-SUBS.CO
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Let's think this through.
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If we ask corporate
for that, then...
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They are either
gonna say yes or no.
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Could go either way. We don't
know what they are going to say.
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Think it through! We
have to think it through!
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Because, if they say no...
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Can we not? No... Yes,
we have to. You know why?
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'Cause I don't like to be
cooped up in that office.
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In that box,
all day long. Heisman!
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Because I need to think,
okay, Jim? Oh, Kevin!
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Ooh!
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Nice catch.
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Oscar! Intercepted.
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Right here. Give it to
me. Sorry about that.
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Phyllis, give me the ball. Okay,
give me the ball. Give me...
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You guys...
Oh, cool.
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Creed, give me the ball,
right now. Give it to me. Ryan.
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Fumble!
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Listen...
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All right, hey, Dwight...
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Whoa!
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Hike.
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You all right, Ryan?
Ryan?
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Yeah.
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Pam!
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Oh, they're having
a sale on TiVo.
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Maybe I should get a TiVo.
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DVD burner. Maybe I
should get one of those.
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You are so lucky, Jim.
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You're so lucky you
don't have this problem.
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What was the ninth-place
prize again? A loaf of bread?
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A Cugino's Pizza.
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Oh, great.
Tasty, terrific pizza.
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Question: Do their pizzas
play DVDs?
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Dwight was the top salesman
of the year at our company.
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He wins a little prize money and
gets honored at some convention.
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It is literally
the highest possible honor
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that a Northeastern Pennsylvania-based
mid-sized paper company
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regional salesman
can attain. So...
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What did I do to deserve this?
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Are you sad that Dwight beat you? No.
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Are you gonna cry, Jim?
Do you need a tissue?
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Hey. I heard you got a wedding
dress. Do you have pictures?
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Oh, I... Yeah.
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I'll show them to you later.
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Oh, I should get back.
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Talk to you guys later.
Okay, cool.
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I have a ton of stuff
to do for the wedding.
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And I have to do it
in the office.
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And that can be kind of awkward.
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Just because people can get
all weird about wedding stuff
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and I just...
I don't want to offend
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Angela or someone.
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That's what she said.
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I don't get it.
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Grapes, seductive.
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So, you ready for the
big speech this afternoon?
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Well, it's not really a big
speech. You're still coming, right?
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Oh, abso-fruitly.
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Fruit, grapes. Nailed
the joke. Matter of time.
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And yes, it is a big
speech. Biggest of your life.
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Speaker at the sales convention.
Been there, done that.
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Went there again, did it
again. Two years in a row.
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Consecutive.
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I just... I miss the feeling of
knowing that you did a good job
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because somebody gives you
proof of it.
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"Sir, you're awesome.
Here's a plaque.
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"What, a whole year has gone
by and you need more proof?
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"Here's a certificate."
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They stopped
making plaques that year.
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What if I give a really long,
extended thank you, for instance,
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"Thank you, Mr. Blank. Thank
you very, very, very..."
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That would look terrible.
These are mostly salesmen,
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and salesmen expect to be
entertained and you are the main act.
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When I was in the sixth grade, I was
a finalist in our school spelling bee.
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It was me against Raj Patel.
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And I misspelled
in front of the entire school
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the word "failure."
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I can't do this.
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That's because you're incapable of
doing it, because you don't know how,
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because you have no skills.
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Dwight, there's no way
I can possibly teach you
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what you need to know about
public speaking by speech time.
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Oh, okay.
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But I can teach you enough so that
you don't embarrass me or the company.
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Okay, deal. I'll do whatever
you say, no questions asked.
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Well, if you have a
question, you should ask me.
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I'll try and think
of one. When...
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Don't try to think
of a question to humor me.
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Just try not to be
such an idiot.
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Is that an insult, or is that
part of the public speaking advice?
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Insult.
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Mom, I'm sorry,
I know you and Dad
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are chipping in for the wedding
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but I do not
want orange invitations.
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Yes. Well, if you really
want my opinion...
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Hi, yeah, can I talk to
one of your travel agents?
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I'm gonna take a trip.
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I'm gonna get out of town
for a while, and go someplace
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not here.
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Where do I want to go?
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That is an excellent question.
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And one I probably should have
thought about before I called you.
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I get here early every morning
so I can set the thermostat.
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I like it a little cooler, around
66 degrees. I'm more productive.
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Maybe some people
don't like it as cold as I do.
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But I don't care.
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But seriously, what's the difference
between a salesman and a saleswoman?
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A saleswoman has a vagina.
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It's a joke, Dwight,
it's not a sex ed class.
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But I'm right.
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Yeah, you're right about the
difference between a man and a woman,
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but not about the punch line
to the joke. All right?
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The difference between a salesman
and a saleswoman is boobs.
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Hey, do you remember
the speeches that you gave?
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I do, both of them.
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Could I have a copy of one of
them? No, no, they would remember.
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Look, it doesn't matter
what you say,
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it just matters that you're saying
something that people care about.
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You know? All right,
here we go. Watch this.
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Attention, everybody!
Attention, please!
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I have some very great news from
corporate. We had a wonderful quarter.
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And as a result, all of you
are getting bonuses for $1,000.
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Yeah!
Congratulations.
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Unbelievable.
It's great.
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Wow.
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You see that? You see
how they responded to me?
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That's amazing. In
that moment, I had them.
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That is so great about the
bonus. No, no, it's not true.
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I was just talking. So just
go out there and say anything.
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They'll eat it up,
they're a great audience.
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Go ahead, get the wallpaper.
Wallpaper the ceiling if you want...
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Excuse me! May I have
your attention, please?
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There has been an accident
on 84 West.
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Cars have skidded off the road
into the safety railing.
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Several cars have flipped,
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there is broken glass everywhere,
several people are injured.
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Do we know anyone
who was in the accident?
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Brad Pitt.
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Also, there will be no bonuses.
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Why would this affect our
bonuses? They're unrelated.
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Is Brad okay?
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He will never act again.
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Also, this branch is closing.
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What the hell's going on
here? Are we out of jobs?
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Yes.
This is karma
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because of what he did
to Jennifer Aniston.
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He was kidding! Dwight was
kidding and I don't know why
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because it wasn't funny
and it was just horrible...
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Michael?
Yeah?
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You said we were
getting bonuses.
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All right, everybody in the conference
room now. Let's go. Let's do it!
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Cancel the wallpaper.
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As your leader and your
friend, I sort of demand
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that you can all speak
in public as I can,
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and did, twice.
You saw the plaque, right?
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All right, we're all
gonna go around the room,
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and we're going to make toasts.
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And that way, we will overcome
our fear of public speaking.
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You mean toastmasters?
Pam!
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I'm public speaking,
stop public interrupting me!
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Actually, this would be good
practice for your wedding toast.
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Yeah, the bride
doesn't really do...
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Have you ever been to a wedding?
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Can I go? Yes, good. Jim
taking the initiative.
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So, I am going on a trip.
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But I'm not really sure where I'm
going yet. It's kind of open-ended.
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So, I was hoping maybe you guys
would have some suggestions.
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You should go to Hedonism.
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What is that?
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It's like Club Med,
but everything is naked.
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I was thinking more like
Europe or something like that,
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but good second choice.
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I've been to Amsterdam.
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Oh, okay, you know what? That's
not a toast, you're not standing up.
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To Amsterdam.
When did you go there?
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After my divorce.
Really?
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Yeah. For, like, how long?
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About a week, or maybe
a month. I can't...
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Jimmy, listen to me, you do not
wanna go to Amsterdam, trust me.
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Where do I wanna go?
I'd send you to Hong Kong.
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I'd like to say hi
to my friends in China.
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Okay. Dwight,
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show us what
you have learned today.
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Good morning, Vietnam!
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Oh, God.
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Okay, you know what,
this isn't working,
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because I'm not nervous in front
of them. They're my subordinates.
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No, we're not.
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Yes, you are. I'm
assistant regional manager.
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Which means absolutely nothing.
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Michael, can you explain?
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Well, it's mostly made up.
So...
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Dwight is not going to
do a good job. It's sad.
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And they're expecting excellence,
because I did do such a good job.
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Two years in a row,
I killed. It was amazing.
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Confidence, Dwight!
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Dwight.
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If you could travel anywhere in
the world, where would you go?
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I can travel anywhere
except Cuba,
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and I will travel to New Zealand
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and walk The Lord of the
Rings trail to Mordor,
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and then I will hike Mount Doom.
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So now, just leave me alone.
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Okay. I was just trying
to get some advice on my trip.
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Oh, please.
You're not taking any trip.
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You know, I majored in
Public Speaking in college.
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You did?
Mmm-hmm.
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And the first thing that
they teach you is that
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you've gotta be true
to yourself.
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And you are all about authority.
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Yes. I am.
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The great speakers throughout
history were not joke tellers,
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they were people of passion.
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So, if you wanna do well today,
you gotta do what they did.
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Which is?
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You've gotta wave your arms, and you've
gotta pound your fists many times.
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You're supposed
to emphasize your point.
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Okay, I didn't actually
major in Public Speaking.
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But I did download speeches from
some of history's famous dictators.
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Like this one, originally
given by Benito Mussolini.
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Okay, look, I know you're
giving this speech on your own,
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but I wrote up
a few talking points
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for you to take a look at.
I hope you don't mind.
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I'll glance at it.
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It's time, Dwight,
the Grim Reaper is here.
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The very best of luck
to you, Dwight.
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Thank you, Angela.
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Why'd you pick the V.A.
For the reception?
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Roy has a connection.
It's nicer than you think.
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You're inviting Jim? Of course,
he's one of my closest friends.
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All right.
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You ready?
Here we go.
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Wow. It's a little bit bigger
than I remember.
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Come on. We're down here in the front.
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You all ready for this?
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I am just feeling
under the weather,
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and I think that
I will go home and rest.
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I've never, ever seen
you take a sick day.
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Well, I've seen you take
enough for the both of us.
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Next, I'd like to introduce
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the Dunder Mifflin
salesman of the year,
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Dwight Schrute!
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Dwight, they called your name.
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Dwight, how we doing?
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No. I can't.
Okay, you know what?
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I can't. You know what?
Okay no, no problem.
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You are lucky you have me here.
I'm going to cover for you.
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All right!
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Good morning, Vietnam!
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I am not Dwight Schrute,
not at all.
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I am Michael Scott,
his mentor and boss.
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And until Dwight comes up,
if he ever does,
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I wanted to say
a few words about excellence.
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What makes
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a work environment excellent?
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Well, there are many things,
I believe,
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that do such a thing
of that nature.
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And one would be humor.
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What is the difference
between a salesman
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and a saleswoman?
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I always set it at 69.
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Maybe we'll use a D J.
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That's the one thing Roy is
in charge of for this wedding,
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but all he's managed
to do is set a date.
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But he did a great job.
June 10th is perfect.
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I want a June wedding.
I've always wanted one.
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Ryan, do you know when you
would want to get married?
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Actually, I don't see
ever getting married.
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Ryan, you should be more sensitive.
It's obvious she likes you
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and comments like that, they
just... I know what I said.
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I'm very sorry, I did not know
that you were wearing a hearing aid,
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and I just thought
you were speaking abnormally.
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And now, the black guy from
the Police Academy movies,
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a robot.
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Michael Winslow. Anyone?
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Car starting.
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All right,
Dwight Schrute, everyone.
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Good luck,
that is a tough crowd.
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Blood alone moves
the wheels of history!
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Have you ever asked yourselves
in an hour of meditation,
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which everyone
finds during the day,
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how long we have been
striving for greatness?
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Not only the years we've
been at war, the war of work,
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but from the moment, as a child,
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when we realized that the
world could be conquered.
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It has been a lifetime
struggle, a never-ending fight!
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I say to you,
and you will understand,
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that it is a privilege to fight!
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We are warriors!
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Salesmen of Northeastern
Pennsylvania, I ask you,
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once more rise and be worthy
of this historical hour!
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Yeah! Yeah!
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I've got a timeshare in Key
West that might be available.
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Maybe. Thanks.
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You really think
you're gonna go?
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Yeah, I'm definitely going.
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Nice. Send me a postcard.
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Jim has worked at the
same place for five years.
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Jim eats the same ham and cheese
sandwich every day for lunch.
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I don't know, if I were
a betting man, I'd say
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he will have a fun weekend
in Philadelphia.
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No revolution is worth anything
unless it can defend itself!
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Some people will tell you
"salesman" is a bad word.
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They'll conjure up images
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of used car dealers
and door-to-door charlatans.
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This is our duty
to change their perception.
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I say, salesmen
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and women of the world, unite!
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We must never acquiesce,
for it is together...
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Together that we prevail!
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We must never cede control
of the motherland!
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For it is...
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Together that we prevail!
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Australia? I have always
wanted to go there.
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I'm going. I'm a little
nervous to run into Dwight
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on his connecting flight
to Mordor,
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but, other than that... Yeah, I
bought the ticket, non-refundable.
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That's awesome.
Where are you staying?
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I don't know.
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I feel like I have plenty of time
to figure out the details, but...
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When are you leaving?
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I'm leaving on June 8th.
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Yeah.
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And I'm really sorry
about that. I just...
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Yeah, that's too bad.
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Yeah.
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Do you want me to take
these on my way out?
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It's okay. I got it.
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All right.
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Okay, thanks. There
you are. What happened?
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I got thirsty.
How'd it go?
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It was amazing. I wish
you would have been there.
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You would not believe
what happened here.
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What? Something happened?
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This woman came in, sat down,
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ordered a drink.
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The bartender asked for her
ID, which I thought was odd,
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because I pegged her at,
like, 35.
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Weird.
Yeah, really weird.
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So, she's like, "I don't have
my ID, please give me one."
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And he's, like, "I can't do
that. I can't serve you."
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Con artist.
She might have been.
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00:20:08,226 --> 00:20:11,525
So she says, "Fine. I will go
to my room, I will get my purse,
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"I will come back, I'll show you
my ID." She hasn't come back yet.
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She's probably in the room,
drinking from the mini bar.
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Right?
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00:20:20,638 --> 00:20:22,230
Dwight gave a great speech.
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That's the word
on the street, anyway.
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And I entertained Dwight
to no end with my bar story.
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So I captivated the guy who
captivated a thousand guys.
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Can you believe that?
A thousand guys.
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