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MY POOR SISTER. THERE'S NO WORSE HELL

THAN WHEN YOUR MOTHER DOESN'T LIKE

WHO YOU'RE DATING.

SO WHAT HAVE YOU TOLD YOUR FOLKS ABOUT ME?

OH, YOU KNOW, THE USUAL.

YOU HAVEN'T TOLD THEM.

CALL YOUR MOTHER RIGHT NOW.

THEY LIVE IN FLORIDA.

DO IT... NOW.

OH...

THIS IS CRAZY. SHE'LL MISS HER STORIES.

HI, MOM? IT'S DREW.

YEAH, EVERYTHING'S FINE.

LISTEN, I MET A GIRL, AND SHE'S BEAUTIFUL.

NO, NOT JUST IN MY EYES.

I'LL PUT YOU ON SPEAKER...

NO, NO, NO...

MOM?

HE SAYS HE MET SOMEONE, GEORGE.

HE'LL PROBABLY DO THAT FAKE GIRL VOICE AGAIN.

NO. I'M REAL. HI, MRS. CAREY.

OH, THAT'S REAL CONVINCING.

HEY, SHE LIKES YOU. LET'S GO TO LUNCH.

NO. I... I DON'T FEEL LIKE EATING NOW.

YOUR MOM THOUGHT I WAS A GUY.

I WOULDN'T FEEL SO BAD,

BUT IT'S NOT THE FIRST TIME IT'S HAPPENED TO ME.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪

♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪

♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN', SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪

♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪

♪ WELL, I WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪

♪ AND GOT ME SOME RIBS ♪

♪ WOKE UP THIS MORNING ♪

♪ AND I GOT ME SOME RIBS ♪

♪ I'M TALKIN' EXTRA SAUCE ON THE SIDE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE I'M A RIB MAN ♪

♪ HEY! ♪

♪ HNN-HNN HNN-HNN ♪

♪ HEY, LOOKIN' ♪

♪ HO HO ♪

OH...

WELL, SORRY ABOUT THE CUBICLE WALLS,

BUT I WAS HIRED TO MOTIVATE,

AND I'M BREAKING DOWN

THE BARRIERS OF COMMUNICATION.

TOM CRUSON.

WOW. YOU'RE TOM CRUSON.

YOU WROTE "I'M BREAKING DOWN

THE BARRIERS OF COMMUNICATION."

AND, UH, YOU'RE DREW CAREY, RIGHT?

YEAH. HOW'D YOU KNOW?

THEY SAID LOOK FOR THE BIG GUY

WITH FOOD ALL OVER HIM.

YOU WANT TO INTRODUCE EVERYONE?

HEY, EVERYBODY, CAN I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION?

STOP YELLING. THE WALLS ARE DOWN.

WIPE YOURSELF.

THIS IS TOM CRUSON.

HE'S A MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKER.

THE BOARD BROUGHT HIM IN TO HELP SHAKE THIS SALES SLUMP.

GIVE HIM YOUR ATTENTION AND RESPECT.

YOU MISSED A SPOT ON THE BACK OF YOUR NECK.

TOM?

I DON'T HAVE TO TELL YOU THESE ARE HARD TIMES.

THIS STORE'S ON THE BRINK.

OH, SORRY. THAT'S NEXT WEEK

AT BARNEY'S.

BUT THIS STORE ISN'T OUT OF THE WOODS, EITHER.

YOUR BOARD HAS TO CHOOSE BETWEEN DOWNSIZING...

OH, STOP IT.

OR INCREASING PRODUCTIVITY.

WE'LL DO THE LATTER.

WE'LL START WITH A MORE OPEN EXCHANGE OF IDEAS.

NOW, THIS IS YOUR WORST ENEMY.

FROM NOW ON, I WANT TO SEE FACE-TO-FACE...

COMMUNICATION BETWEEN ALL DEPARTMENTS.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN PAYROLL.

YOU MIGHT HAVE A GOOD IDEA ABOUT SALES

OR A GOOD IDEA ABOUT ADVERTISING.

I'M IN SECURITY. I HAVE AN IDEA

ABOUT WOMEN'S SHOES.

HERE.

YOU HAVE ISSUES.

NOW, I WANT TO HEAR SOME SOLUTIONS.

IF THIS WERE MY STORE, I WOULD... NOTHING.

IF THIS WERE MY STORE, I WOULD... NOTHING.

I WOULD...

KILL EVERYONE.

THANK YOU.

ALL RIGHT. I THINK YOU GET THE IDEA.

FRIENDS, YOU'VE BEEN WONDERFUL.

MY SEMINAR'S TONIGHT AT 6:30.

YOU CAN GET MY NEW BOOK.

IT'S A MYSTERY, A DEPARTURE FOR ME.

BUT THE KILLER IS VERY MOTIVATED.

HERE'S ONE.

IF THIS WERE MY STORE,

I'D BE HAPPIER 'CAUSE I'D BE RICH.

NEVER HAPPEN.

YOU'RE TOO EAGER TO PLEASE.

I HATE YOU.

MUCH BETTER.

MAN, YOU'VE LIT A FIRE UNDER ME.

I'M MOTIVATED!

I WOULD...

SELL TO THE JAPANESE AND MARRY A SUPERMODEL

'CAUSE I KNOW SHE'D LOVE ME JUST FOR ME.

CAN I ASK A QUESTION?

A QUESTION OR AN ANSWER?

I'M PRETTY SURE IF IT GOES UP AT THE END,

IT'S A QUESTION.

I'M A MOVER AND A SHAKER HERE.

WHY HAVEN'T I GOTTEN PROMOTED LATELY?

HAVE YOU ASKED YOUR BOSS?

LIKE A THOUSAND TIMES.

KEEP HITTING THE SAME WALL?

YEAH... UNTIL YOU TOOK THEM DOWN.

LOOK, IF YOU KEEP HITTING THE SAME WALL,

GO AROUND IT!

THERE'S PEOPLE ABOVE YOUR BOSS.

YOU'VE GOT TO GET THEIR ATTENTION.

BUT YOU'RE INVISIBLE.

WHERE'S DREW? I CAN'T SEE HIM...

EXCEPT FOR THAT SPOT OF BARBECUE SAUCE

ON THE INSIDE OF YOUR NOSE.

SORRY. GETS TO THE BLOODSTREAM

FASTER THAT WAY.

HOW DO I BECOME VISIBLE?

IDEAS.

THIS STORE NEEDS IDEAS.

SOMEONE MUST ORIGINATE IDEAS.

WILL IT BE YOU?

DAD ALWAYS SAID, "KEEP YOUR HEAD DOWN,

YOU'LL WORK FOREVER."

YOUR DAD'S A MORON.

NOW, LOSE SOME WEIGHT.

NO ONE RESPECTS FAT PEOPLE.

WOW.

OTHERS ONLY SAY THAT WITH THEIR EYES.

GO GET THAT PROMOTION SO I CAN SEE YOU.

GET THEIR ATTENTION BY...

NOTHING.

THE LAST WOMAN YOU SLEPT WITH FELT...

NOTHING.

OHH... OH! OHH! OHH!

OK, THIS IDEA WILL FINALLY

PROVE TO THE BOARD THAT I HAVE THE DRIVE

TO BECOME HEAD OF PERSONNEL.

GIVE IT TO US, BIG BOY.

HOLD ONTO YOUR HATS.

ALL-YOU-CAN-BUY DAY.

A CUSTOMER COMES IN, PUTS DOWN $500,

AND KEEPS WHATEVER

HE CARRIES OUT IN 30 MINUTES.

I CAN CARRY OUT ABOUT 500 DIAMOND RINGS.

OK. NO JEWELRY.

I COULD CARRY CAMCORDERS

AND A MICROWAVE.

THEN NO APPLIANCES.

I'D ROLL AROUND IN THE FUR COATS.

THIS ISN'T "QUEEN FOR A DAY, OSWALD.

ALL RIGHT, IT'S A LOUSY IDEA,

BUT I WANT THIS JOB MORE THAN ANYTHING.

MORE THAN PUBIC HAIR WHEN YOU WERE 12?

SURE, LIKE I GOT TO USE THAT IN THE NEXT 8 YEARS.

WHEN DO YOU USE IT?

IT'S LIKE LETTUCE UNDER THE FRUIT PLATE.

IT'S JUST FOR PRESENTATION.

WHY CAN'T I COME UP WITH ANYTHING?

IT'S NOT JUST YOU. AMERICA'S LOST ITS WAY.

WE'RE MOVING TOO FAR TO THE LEFT.

NOT POLITICALLY, JUST TOO FAR TO THE LEFT.

I JUST GOT TO PUT MYSELF UNDER MORE PRESSURE.

IF I DON'T HAVE SOMETHING IN 60 SECONDS,

SOMEBODY PUNCH ME.

HEY!

SORRY. WE HAVE LOUSY INTERNAL CLOCKS.

DREW, THERE WAS THIS GUY AT DRUGCO

WHO WANTED ATTENTION,

SO HE BLEW OFF HIS BOSS' HEAD

AND CARRIED IT AROUND IN A BOWLING BAG.

LEWIS... YEAH?

POSITIVE ATTENTION.

AH. WELL, THAT'S HARDER.

DREW, THEY ONLY CARE

WHETHER YOU CAN MAKE THEM A BUCK.

I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.

WHAT'S WRONG WITH WINFRED-LOUDER?

WHY DON'T PEOPLE SHOP THERE?

THEIR NAME...

WINFRED-LOUDER.

IT SOUNDS STUFFY AND EXPENSIVE,

NOT LIKE CHUCK E. CHEESE.

YOU HEAR A NAME LIKE CHUCK E. CHEESE,

AND YOU KNOW YOU'RE GOING TO

HAVE SOME FUN...

AND SOME CHEESE.

HEY, HEY, HOW ABOUT PUTTING IN A PETTING ZOO?

NAH. MIMI BITES.

HEY, HOW ABOUT A MASCOT?

PEOPLE WILL ASSOCIATE US

WITH SOMETHING WARM AND INVITING

INSTEAD OF OLD MONEY AND GREED.

WE TRIED THAT AT DRUGCO...

A LAB RAT NAMED LITTLE DRUGGIE.

ONE DAY HE GOT REALLY HIGH

AND MOVED TO SAN FRANCISCO.

HE'S GOT A COFFEE SHOP NOW.

WHAT'S ITS NAME?

RATBUCKS.

I HAVEN'T HEARD ANYTHING

THAT'S GOING TO STOP THIS SALES SLUMP.

I DIDN'T WORK MY HUSBAND TO DEATH

TO FRITTER THIS BUSINESS AWAY.

SHUT UP, COFFIN BAIT.

HAMMOND!

OH, CRAP.

YOU GOT YOUR HEARING AID FIXED.

IT'S OK. IT'LL ONLY TAKE A SECOND.

CAREY, WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING HERE?

SORRY TO BARGE IN,

BUT TOM CRUSON SAID

WE SHOULD BRING IN OUR IDEAS.

WON'T TAKE A MINUTE.

THIS IS A GREAT DEPARTMENT STORE.

IT'S A WONDERFUL CLEVELAND TRADITION.

SO WHY AREN'T PEOPLE SHOPPING HERE?

FORGIVE ME, BUT THIS PLACE IS AS OLD AND STUFFY AS...

LET'S JUST SAY IT'S OLD AND STUFFY.

WHAT'S YOUR POINT, CAREY?

WE'VE GOT TO LIGHTEN THINGS UP A LITTLE...

HUMANIZE.

WITH WHAT?

WHAT'S MORE HUMAN THAN ANIMALS?

AD CAMPAIGNS USING ANIMALS ARE HUGE...

THE ENERGIZER BUNNY, THE HUSHPUPPY HOUND,

TONY THE TIGER...

COUNT CHOCULA.

NOT AN ANIMAL, BUT THANKS FOR PLAYING.

WE GET REAL ANIMALS TO BE THE MASCOTS

AND USE THEM IN COMMERCIALS,

LIKE IN THAT MOVIE "BABE."

MAKE IT LIKE THEY'RE TALKING.

JOHN GOODMAN WASN'T REALLY

TALKING IN "BABE"?

I COULDN'T FIND THE RIGHT PUPPETS

TO SAVE MY LIFE,

SO...

SATAN! OH, I LIKE THIS.

NO. I'M LOUDER THE BULL,

STRONG, STRAIGHTFORWARD,

AND READY TO CHARGE... AT 18.5% INTEREST.

WE'LL TALK ABOUT THAT LATER.

I WONDER WHAT'S NEXT. I HOPE IT'S A MONKEY.

NOPE. IT'S WINFRED THE CAMEL...

'CAUSE I'M GOING TO BUST MY HUMP

TO MAKE YOU A SATISFIED CUSTOMER.

THAT OR I'LL SPIT ON YOU.

HA HA HA... HA HA HA...

WHAT DO YOU THINK?

I'D HATE TO LOOK THIS STUPID

FOR NOTHING.

IT'S RISKY.

BUT THEN SO IS EVERY TIME I STAND UP IN THE TUB.

GET WITH OUR ADVERTISING PEOPLE.

I WANT TO SEE STORYBOARDS

ON THAT COMMERCIAL.

YOU'LL DO IT? GREAT! THANK YOU SO MUCH.

I'M GETTING YOUR TUB STICKY FLOWERS.

YOU GOT TO LIVE TO SEE THIS.

TOM, DO YOU MIND?

WHOO, MAN!

YOU OUGHT TO PUT AN OLIVE IN THAT.

SO WHAT'S THE BEST PLACE TO SHOP IN TOWN?

SAY IT, LOUDER.

WHAT'S THE BEST PLACE

TO SHOP IN TOWN?

NO, LOUDER.

WHAT'S THE BEST PLACE

TO SHOP IN TOWN?

OHH, YOU'RE MAKING ALL MY STOMACHS SICK.

WE BRING YOU BIG SAVINGS AT WINFRED-LOUDER.

AND THAT'S NO BULL. TAKE IT FROM ME.

I... I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

IT'S WONDERFUL.

IT'S GENIUS.

USUALLY PEOPLE WAIT

FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO TELL THEM THAT.

TELL THEM WHAT?

THAT YOU'RE A GENIUS.

THANK YOU. I KNOW.

AND YOU GET TO SLEEP WITH A GENIUS.

REALLY?

AND YOU WON'T GET MAD?

YOU DID GOOD, DREW.

YOU DID REAL...

GOOD.

BOY, I THOUGHT YOU GOT AHEAD

BY WORKING HARD,

KEEPING YOUR NOSE TO THE GRINDSTONE.

HARD WORK IS FOR SUCKERS.

HEAR THAT, KIDS?

WOW, YOU REALLY STARTED SOMETHING.

I HAVE AN IDEA,

BUT THE LINE'S A MILE LONG.

"SHOP BY CANDLELIGHT"?

TURN OFF THE LIGHTS,

GIVE EVERYONE A CANDLE.

IT'LL BE REALLY ROMANTIC.

THAT'S PERFECT.

EXCEPT WHY NOT CALL IT "SHOPLIFTING NIGHT"?

OR "THE GREAT CLEVELAND

DEPARTMENT STORE FIRE OF '96"?

DREW, CAN I SPEAK TO YOU

FOR A MOMENT... ALONE?

OH. SEE YOU LATER, DREW.

IT'D BE FUN TO SHOP BY CANDLELIGHT.

IF IT DOESN'T WORK, WE'LL HAVE

A "BACKDRAFT TO SCHOOL" SALE.

UH, DREW, I KNOW YOU'RE BUSY,

AND, UH, I'M SORRY TO BOTHER YOU,

BUT I NEED MORE OVERTIME.

OH, I WANT TO HELP,

BUT YOU'RE ALREADY OVER THE LIMIT.

I NEED IT, DREW.

THIS IS WHAT I'M SAVING FOR.

I'M BUYING MYSELF A LUMBERJACK.

IS THAT LEGAL?

WHO CARES? LOOK AT HIM.

YOU CAN JUST BUY A MAN?

DREW, I'M LONELY.

YOU CAN RELATE.

HELP ME.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL DO WHAT I CAN,

BEND A FEW RULES.

HEY, THIS PROSPECTOR'S

NOT TOO BAD-LOOKING.

HOW MUCH FOR OLD COOKIE?

I NEED TO TALK TO YOU, DREW. HELLO, NORA.

WHO'S LOOKING FOR A MAN?

DREW.

SEE MY COMMERCIAL AGAIN?

NO NEED. I'VE SEEN THE TESTING.

IT'S WONDERFUL.

WE TOOK ONE RISK.

NOW WE'RE TAKING ANOTHER.

WE'RE GIVING YOU A PROMOTION.

WOW! FINALLY!

HEAD OF PERSONNEL. WHOO!

NO. I'M MAKING YOU HEAD OF PROMOTIONS.

WOW.

WHAT AN HONOR.

HEAD OF PROMOTIONS AND HEAD OF PERSONNEL.

WHOO!

NO. JUST HEAD OF PROMOTIONS.

BUT I'M A PERSONNEL GUY.

I... I DO PERSONNEL.

AND YOUR FLAIR FOR PERSONNEL

HAS KEPT YOU THERE FOR 7 YEARS.

YOU'VE SPARKED US, DREW.

WHAT DO YOU SAY?

WELL, I DON'T WANT TO SOUND UNGRATEFUL.

IT'S A GREAT HONOR,

BUT WHAT IF IT DOESN'T WORK?

CAN I RETURN TO PERSONNEL?

TALK TO MY NEPHEW IAN,

THE NEW ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF PERSONNEL.

HE'S ONLY 21. HOW DID HE...

OH, YOUR NEPHEW IAN.

RIGHT. AND WE'LL NEED

3 MORE GREAT IDEAS BY FRIDAY.

THIS FRIDAY?

EVERY FRIDAY.

THAT DAMN BOARD OF DIRECTORS

WOULDN'T KNOW A GOOD IDEA

IF IT BIT THEM IN THE ASS.

TATTOO DAY.

UH, FREE PIZZA DAY.

HOW ABOUT MUSTACHE DAY?

OK, GUESS YOUR WEIGHT DAY.

GUESS MY WEIGHT DAY.

I'M OUT OF IDEAS. I NEED HELP HERE.

DREW, AS I SEE IT, YOU NEED 3 IDEAS

BEFORE THE BOARD ARRIVES MOMENTARILY,

TWO IF YOU WANT TO GO WITH CANDLELIGHT SHOPPING.

I ONLY HAD ONE GOOD IDEA.

WHAT DO PEOPLE WANT?

LOTS OF GUYS BUILT CAREERS FROM ONE IDEA.

THE WHITE-OUT GUY, THE POST-IT LADY,

PAULY SHORE...

YOU CAN DO IT, DREW.

YOU'RE CREATIVE.

YOU CAME UP WITH THE IDEA FOR THE FOOT-WIDE HOT DOG.

TOO BAD I ATE THE PROTOTYPE.

KATE, I'M REALLY IN DEEP.

I DON'T WANT THIS JOB.

SOMEBODY ELSE HAS MY JOB.

IF I FAIL NOW, I'M ON THE STREET.

YOU CAN'T WORRY ABOUT THAT NOW.

YOU'VE GOT TO HANDLE THIS.

YOU'RE RIGHT.

CAN'T FEEL SORRY FOR MYSELF.

IDEAS, IDEAS...

WHAT DO MASCOTS NEED?

BEST FRIENDS, OF COURSE!

A BEAVER AND A LIZARD.

I STILL GOT IT. 3 POINTS AT THE BUZZER.

WHOO! WHOO!

AHEM.

YOU KNOW, MISS O'BRIEN,

YOU REMIND ME OF ANOTHER HEADSTRONG YOUNG LADY

WHO ONCE SAT IN THAT CHAIR,

SMOKED A CIGAR,

AND DREAMED OF RUNNING THE STORE.

I FIRED HER.

NOW GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE.

SO, BOY GENIUS,

YOUR COMMERCIAL'S A SUCCESS.

PEOPLE ARE ACTUALLY COMING IN

AND ASKING TO SEE THE CAMEL AND THE BULL.

WE'RE VERY ANXIOUS TO SEE

YOUR LATEST BRAINSTORM.

WELL, IT'S NOT A BEAVER AND A LIZARD,

I'LL TELL YOU THAT.

UM...

WE'LL GIVE PEOPLE WHAT THEY WANT...

WE'LL BRING THE CAMEL AND THE BULL

IN FOR A PERSONAL APPEARANCE.

OH, THAT'S GOOD.

SO HE WASN'T A ONE-SHOT WONDER.

I OWE YOU 10 BUCKS, DOTTIE.

DEDUCT IT FROM THE CAREER YOU OWE ME.

SHUT UP.

YOU EVER SEEN SUCH A MOB?

WE'LL HAVE TO BRING THE ANIMALS

THROUGH THE BASEMENT.

IT'S LIKE THEY'VE NEVER SEEN

A CAMEL AND A BULL TOGETHER BEFORE.

THEY DON'T COEXIST IN NATURE ANYWHERE.

WHAT IF THEY GOT INTO A FIGHT?

BULL WINS. HE'S GOT THE HORNS.

BUT THE CAMEL'S FASTER

AND HAS THE SUPERIOR REACH.

BUT IF THE CAMEL

LURED THE BULL INTO THE DESERT...

AHH. AHH.

NO WONDER SO MANY PEOPLE

WANT TO SEE THESE ANIMALS.

SO MUCH HEATED SPECULATION.

MY GOD, YOU GUYS ARE IDIOTS.

DREW, I NEED YOU. NOW.

PLEASE SAY YOU HAD A FIGHT

WITH AN ANGRY SHOPPER.

ALL THE ANIMALS ARE UPSTAIRS

IN THE BOARD ROOM.

THEY'RE SUPPOSED TO BE DOWNSTAIRS

BEING POKED AT BY LITTLE CHILDREN

AND CRAPPING ON THE FLOOR.

WE TRIED THE FREIGHT ELEVATOR.

THE CAMEL PUSHED ALL THE BUTTONS.

WE REACHED THE TOP FLOOR,

THE ANIMALS BOLTED.

WHERE'S THE TRAINER?

THAT BOLTING INCLUDED KICKING THE TRAINER

RIGHT IN HIS KING TUTS.

DID YOU CALL THE ZOO?

NO. I CALLED THE POLICE.

THEY'LL KILL THEM!

DAMN RIGHT.

I WANT MY CUFFLINKS BACK.

WOW. ALL OF A SUDDEN

I FEEL LIKE A BEER AND A CIGARETTE.

IF WE GET OUT OF HERE ALIVE,

YOU'RE FIRED.

OK, BUT YOU'LL MISS LOTS OF GOOD IDEAS,

LIKE WINFRED AND LOUDER HERE.

CHUCK, SHOOT THEM.

I CAN'T SHOOT AN INNOCENT ANIMAL.

THEN SHOOT DREW.

YES, MA'AM.

OK, WE GOT AN IDEA.

IT'S CRAZY, BUT IT MIGHT WORK.

CLEAR A PATH

FROM THE BULL TO THE DOOR.

THANKS FOR COMING TO GET ME.

I KNEW THE BOARD

WOULD RECONSIDER MY PROPOSAL.

THEY'RE NO DUMMIES.

WHAT?

OH, CRAP.

AAH!

AND STAY OUT OF THE CHINA DEPARTMENT!

BOTH OF YA!

ALL RIGHT.

NOW WHAT ABOUT THE CAMEL?

HE NEVER WORRIED ME.

I DIDN'T WANT THEM GANGING UP.

OK, COME ON, HUMPY, LET'S GO.

I'M SICK OF YOU OFFERING CIGARETTES

TO OUR NATION'S YOUTH.

MOVE IT, MOVE IT, MOVE IT!

ON THE OTHER HAND, THEY ONLY

MAY CAUSE CANCER.

DON'T LET HIM LURE YOU INTO THE DESERT!

THEY GAVE THAT MOTIVATIONAL GUY $25,000

TO TEAR DOWN THE WALLS.

NOW THEY'RE PUTTING THEM BACK UP.

AT LEAST MY IDEA GOT A CALL FROM BOB SAGET.

AT LEAST THEY GAVE YOU

YOUR JOB BACK.

THERE'S SOME SENSE OF JUSTICE.

THEY MUST HAVE WEIGHED MY HARD WORK

AGAINST THE LOUDER BOY'S BROWN-NOSING

AND BOOTED HIM OUT.

IAN WASN'T BOOTED OUT.

HE'S VICE PRESIDENT OF MARKETING.

WHY DIDN'T I TAKE

BROWN-NOSING IN COLLEGE?

DREW, YOU'RE NOT REALLY THAT UPSET

ABOUT THIS, ARE YOU?

NO, NOT REALLY.

BESIDES, HE'S GOING NOWHERE.

THERE'S TOO MANY HIGHLY QUALIFIED

BLOOD-SUCKING NEPHEWS

AHEAD OF HIM.

I'M GOING TO WORK EVEN HARDER

FOR THAT PROMOTION.

IT'S MINE.

I DON'T CARE IF ANYBODY HERE

APPRECIATES ME,

I AM GOING TO GET IT.

DREW, COULD WE TALK?

I'LL SEE YOU LATER, DREW.

I WANTED TO THANK YOU

FOR REINSTATING MY OVERTIME.

NOW I CAN AFFORD A LUMBERJACK

WITH 10 FINGERS WHO SPEAKS ENGLISH.

COULDN'T HAPPEN TO A NICER GIRL.

CONGRATULATIONS, NORA.

IF I WEREN'T SO SCARED OF MY EMOTIONS,

I'D KISS YOU RIGHT NOW.

WHAT THE HELL.

I'M GLAD YOU'RE BACK.

OH, BY THE WAY,

DON'T EVER TELL PIERRE I DID THAT,

OR HE'LL MAKE YOU SWEETHEART

OF THE LOGGING CAMP.

BOY, ARE YOU

IN TROUBLE, DIP-SQUAT.

THERE'S AN ANGRY MOB DOWNSTAIRS

EXPECTING A BULL AND A CAMEL.

WHERE'S YOUR PARENTS WHEN YOU REALLY NEED 'EM?

YOU CAN MAKE JOKES NOW, DOUGHBOY,

BUT YOU WON'T WHEN YOU SEE

WHAT MRS. LOUDER WANTS.

OH, LOOK, HERE COMES CHUCK NOW.

PUT YOUR SUIT ON, LOUDER.

WHY AM I THE BULL?

'CAUSE I GOT THE GUN.

CUT! ALL RIGHT, TAKE 5.

LEAVE THE ANIMALS ON THE SET.

YOU'RE STEPPING ON MY LINES, MAN.

HEY, I DIDN'T RELIEVE MYSELF

IN THE MIDDLE OF THE SCENE.

WANT TO MAKE SOMETHING OF IT?

I COULD KICK YOUR BUTT FROM HERE TO BOMBAY.

YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

ARE YOU TALKIN' TO ME?

THERE'S NOBODY ELSE HERE, SO YOU MUST BE TALKIN' TO ME.

OH, YEAH, THAT'S A GOOD DE NIRO.

UH-HUH. COME HERE.

I WANT TO SHOW YOU SOMETHING IN THE DESERT.

OH, NOT AGAIN.

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