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MAN, CHUCK, I REALLY
GOT TO THANK YOU
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FOR LETTING ME IN
YOUR CARPOOL LIKE THIS.
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ALTHOUGH IT IS KIND OF RUDE
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YOU HAVEN'T INTRODUCED
ME TO YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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SHE'S NOT MY GIRLFRIEND, DREW.
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NEITHER IS SHE YOUR MAMA.
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WHOO!
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SO WHOSE LITTLE
PUPPY ARE YOU, HUH?
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OH, THIS IS WOLFGANG,
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OUR NEWEST GRADUATE
OF THE TRAINING SCHOOL.
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WOW!
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RIGHT OUT OF SCHOOL
AND YOU GET A JOB?
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WHOSE LEG DID YOU HUMP?
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I'D BACK OFF ON
THE SARCASM, DREW.
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WOLFIE HERE IS
TRAINED TO KILL...
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ANYONE NOT IN A
UNIFORM, THAT IS.
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AND BY THE WAY, ANYONE
KNOW ITS ATTACK WORD?
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OH, I THINK IT WAS... ATTACK!
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HA HA HA! HA HA HA!
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RELAX, DREW. WE WOULDN'T
USE SUCH AN OBVIOUS WORD.
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OH, BY THE WAY,
THAT'S REAL GOOD.
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MAKE A LOT OF JERKY MOVEMENTS
IN THE DOG'S PERIPHERAL VISION.
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YEAH. REAL SMART
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HEY, HEY. HOW
ABOUT A LITTLE GAME?
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LET'S SEE HOW MANY
ATTACK WORDS WE CAN GUESS
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BEFORE WE HIT THE RIGHT ONE.
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SIC 'IM!
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KILL! MANGLE!
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MAIM! DESTROY!
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OH, MAN, I SHOULD HAVE
NEVER CALLED SHOTGUN.
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I THINK WE HAVE A WINNER!
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪♪
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WELL, WE DON'T USUALLY
LEND OUT CLOTHES
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FROM OUR MANNEQUIN DISPLAYS,
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BUT I'M SURE WE CAN MAKE
AN EXCEPTION IN THIS CASE,
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MR. CAREY.
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YOU SMELL LIKE FLEA DIP.
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THAT'S FEAR.
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LUCKY HE ONLY WENT FOR YOUR ARM.
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WELL, MY ARM WAS BLOCKING
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WHAT HE REALLY WANTED.
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HA HA HA HA!
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IN A COUPLE OF
WEEKS, I'LL BE ABLE
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TO GO AFTER WHAT I REALLY WANT.
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OH, YEAH? YOU MEAN THIS?
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NO.
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I MEAN DATING YOU
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AFTER YOU MAKE ME HEAD OF THE
PERSONAL SHOPPER DEPARTMENT.
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YOU KNOW I HAVE TO INTERVIEW
OTHER PEOPLE FOR THE JOB.
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I KNOW THAT.
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SO, UH, I HAVE A BRIBE FOR YOU.
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I'LL GO GET IT.
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OOH, HOPE IT TICKLES!
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'CAUSE I'LL NEED A GOOD LAUGH
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WHEN YOU FIND OUT WHO
ELSE I PROMISED THIS JOB TO.
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HI. HEY!
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SORRY WE'RE LATE.
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OSWALD THOUGHT HE HEARD
ANOTHER PACKAGE TICKING.
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WAS IT A CLOCK?
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NO, IT WAS A BOMB.
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I GOT IT TO THE PLANE ON TIME.
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NOW IT'S THEIR PROBLEM.
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SO, READY FOR LUNCH?
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YEAH, I'LL MEET YOU DOWN THERE.
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I'M JUST GONNA THROW
MYSELF OUT THE WINDOW.
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YOU KNOW WHAT? WHEN
THEY TALK ABOUT IT FIRST,
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THEY ALMOST NEVER DO IT.
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I KNOW.
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EXCEPT AT DRUGCO WHEN
THEY DEVELOPED THAT PILL
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THAT MADE YOU HOPELESSLY
DEPRESSED AND CHATTY.
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I NEVER FELT SO LOW AS
THE FIRST TIME I TOOK IT.
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I'LL NEVER FORGET
WHAT I WAS WEARING...
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YEAH, WE KNOW.
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LOOK, GUYS, I GOT A
REAL PROBLEM HERE,
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ALL BECAUSE SOME
BOARD MEMBER DECIDES
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THAT HE WANTS
SOMEBODY TO HEAD UP
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A PERSONAL SHOPPER DEPARTMENT.
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WHAT'S A PERSONAL SHOPPER?
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UH, YOU GOT TO SHOP FOR
RICH PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO BUSY
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TO DO IT FOR THEMSELVES.
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OK, BUT WHO GETS
TO KEEP THE STUFF?
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SO WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?
NOBODY WANTS THE JOB?
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NO. EVERYBODY WANTS THE JOB,
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BUT I KIND OF
PROMISED IT TO KATE.
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HEY! HEY!
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AND LISA.
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AW. AW.
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BUT MR. BELL IS
PUSHING FOR MIMI.
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WAIT. IT GETS WORSE.
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I STILL HAVEN'T TOLD EVERYBODY
WHAT'S REALLY GOING ON YET.
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WHAT KIND OF SOUND DO
YOU WANT HERE, DREW?
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WE DON'T REALLY HAVE ONE
FOR A GUY WHO'S SCREWED.
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WHAT THE HELL DID I
DO TO DESERVE THIS?
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YOU KNOW, LISA CAN FINALLY
GET A JOB IN MANAGEMENT
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SO WE CAN START
DATING WITHOUT BREAKING
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ANY STUPID COMPANY RULES,
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AND KATE WANTS THE SAME JOB.
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IT'S MY BEST FRIEND VERSUS
A GREAT RELATIONSHIP.
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IT'S KIND OF LIKE ON SATURDAYS
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WHEN THEY USED TO SHOW
BIKINI MOVIES ON CHANNEL 3
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AND WOMEN IN PRISON
MOVIES ON CHANNEL 5.
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UH-HUH. UH-HUH.
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HELL, I'D GIVE IT TO KATE,
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UNLESS YOU DON'T PLAN
ON HAVING CHILDREN,
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BECAUSE SHE'LL KICK THOSE BAD
BOYS RIGHT. THROUGH YOUR HEAD.
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HEY, GUYS.
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HEY. HEY.
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HEY, COOKIES.
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"BAKED WITH LOVE
FOR MY BEST FRIEND
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IN THE WHOLE WIDE WORLD."
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OH, LOOK!
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THEY'RE LITTLE DREWS!
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YES. I JUST BENT OUT THE SIDES
OF MY SANTA COOKIE CUTTER.
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YEAH. OH.
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HEY, LOOK, THIS LITTLE DREW'S
GOT A FUZZY LITTLE SWEATER.
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OH. OH, DON'T EAT THAT ONE.
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MY CATS WERE ON
THE KITCHEN COUNTER.
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I HOPE THIS ISN'T A BRIBE,
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BECAUSE THERE'S
NO GUARANTEES HERE.
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HEY, LIS. TA-DAA!
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WOW! GREAT CAKE.
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MAYBE IT'S A BRIBE
LIKE YOUR COOKIES.
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WHAT DOES LISA NEED
TO BRIBE HIM FOR?
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SHE'S NOT UP FOR THE
PERSONAL SHOPPER JOB.
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WELL, YEAH, I AM.
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YOU CAN'T BE.
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HE PROMISED IT TO ME.
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HOW COULD HE DO THAT?
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HE PROMISED IT TO ME.
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WELL... OSWALD PUT
A BOMB ON A PLANE!
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SO?
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DREW, I CAN'T
BELIEVE YOU DID THIS.
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I HAVEN'T GOT A CHANCE
OF GETTING THIS JOB NOW.
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SHE'S YOUR GIRLFRIEND.
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AND BY THE WAY,
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WHY IS YOUR
GIRLFRIEND BRIBING YOU?
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THIS ISN'T FOR DREW.
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IT'S FOR OSWALD.
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OH, OH!
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OH, FOR WHAT?
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WELL, IT'S NOT MY BIRTHDAY,
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BUT TOMORROW IS
THE 17th ANNIVERSARY
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OF THE DEATH OF MY FIRST DOG...
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THE SAME DAY I LEARNED TO DRIVE.
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NO, WAIT A SECOND. THIS
IS NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.
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WE'RE NOT GONNA
FIGHT OVER A JOB.
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WHAT IF WE PROVIDED A CAGE?
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LOOK...
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I'M SORRY IT TURNED
OUT THIS WAY,
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BUT, YOU KNOW, WE HAVE
TO BE ALL ADULTS HERE
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AND REALIZE ONLY ONE OF
YOU IS GONNA GET THE JOB.
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YOU'LL EACH BE PROVIDED
WITH A LEOTARD AND A SPEAR.
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YOUR HANDS WILL
BE BOUND BY SOFT...
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LEWIS!
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LOOK, I PROMISE I
WON'T DRAG THIS OUT.
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I'LL MAKE UP MY MIND
BY 1:00 TOMORROW.
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AND THEN I'M GONNA COVER MY
CROTCH AND RUN TO PUERTO RICO.
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OK, SO...
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I GUESS IT'S DOWN
TO JUST LISA AND ME?
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YEAH. IT'S DOWN
TO YOU AND LISA...
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AND MIMI.
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MIMI?! WHAT?!
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SHE'S THE RUDEST
PERSON I EVER MET!
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HEY, NOW, SHE MAY BE
THE MOST VILE PERSON
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TO EVER WALK THE
FACE OF THE EARTH,
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BUT IF MY BOSS WANTS TO
SHOVE HER DOWN MY THROAT
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AND MAKE ME GIVE HER
A CHANCE, THEN, HEY...
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THAT'S MY DECISION
AND I'M STICKING TO IT!
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OH, GOOD LUCK, KATE.
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HEY, NO HARD FEELINGS,
EVEN IF YOU LOSE, RIGHT?
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EVEN IF I LOSE? HERE...
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HAVE A COOKIE.
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OH, HOW CUTE!
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DREW IN A FUZZY LITTLE SWEATER.
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MM-HMM. OHH...
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BEFORE WE GET STARTED, MAX,
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CAN I GET YOU A CUP OF COFFEE?
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WHAT AM I, A
CRIPPLE? GO TO HELL.
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BE RIGHT BACK WITH YOU, BUDDY.
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MORNING, DREW.
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WHAT'S UP WITH OLD MAX?
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I'M TRYING TO GET HIM TO RETIRE
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SO I CAN MOVE KATE
UP IN COSMETICS.
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I HEARD SHE WANTED THE
PERSONAL SHOPPER'S JOB.
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YEAH, BUT ONLY BECAUSE MAX
WON'T MOVE HIS ROTTING CARCASS
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OUT OF COSMETICS.
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I CAN JUMP-START
THAT CARCASS FOR YOU.
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WONDER HOW MANY OF THOSE IT
WOULD TAKE TO TAKE DOWN MIMI.
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SO, MAX, TELL ME,
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HOW LONG YOU BEEN MANAGING
THE OLD COSMETICS DEPARTMENT?
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3- 400 YEARS?
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54 YEARS. WHAT'S YOUR POINT?
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MY POINT IS, YOU'VE
DONE A GREAT JOB,
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BUT MAYBE IT'S TIME
YOU... YOU GO HOME,
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WATCH YOUR GRANDKIDS RETIRE.
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DREW,
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I'M AN 84-YEAR-OLD MAN
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WHO WORKS IN COSMETICS.
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I DON'T HAVE ANY GRANDCHILDREN.
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WHAT ABOUT ALL THE EMPLOYEES
WAITING TO MOVE UP, MAX?
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LOOK, I REALLY NEED THIS. IT
WOULD MAKE LIFE SO MUCH EASIER
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IF I COULD GIVE SOMEONE
LIKE... KATE O'BRIEN YOUR JOB.
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YOU WANT ME TO STEP DOWN?
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I'D RATHER DROP DEAD!
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OH! UHH...
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WHAT'S THE MATTER?
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GOOD LORD. MY... MY HEART PILLS.
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OH!
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DREW, PLEASE.
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MY PILLS!
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YOU WANT THEM NOW?
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DREW!
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IF YOU REALLY WANTED
THAT JOB FOR YOUR FRIEND,
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YOU'D HAVE KICKED THESE
UNDER THE FILING CABINET,
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YOU NANCY BOY!
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OH, WELL.
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TAKE A BITE OF PLAN "B".
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IT'S ON TO PLAN "C".
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WHAT IS IT, CAREY?
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UH, THIS IS GOING TO
SOUND HIGHLY UNUSUAL, SIR,
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BUT I... I CAN'T PICK SOMEONE
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TO HEAD UP THE NEW
PERSONAL SHOPPER DEPARTMENT.
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YOU SEE, MY... MY FATHER WAS
KILLED BY PERSONAL SHOPPERS.
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CAREY, WHAT'S YOUR TITLE?
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THE VICAR OF WAKEFIELD, SIR.
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CAREY!
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OH, I'M SORRY. YOU
MEAN MY SECULAR TITLE.
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IT'S, UH...
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR
OF PERSONNEL, SIR.
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THEN QUIT WHINING
AND HIRE SOMEONE.
236
00:08:44,658 --> 00:08:46,469
AND IT BETTER BE MIMI!
237
00:08:46,493 --> 00:08:48,805
YEAH, BUT YOU ALWAYS SAID SHE
MAKES SUCH A GOOD ASSISTANT.
238
00:08:48,829 --> 00:08:50,239
SHE'S NOT THE
RIGHT IMAGE FOR ME.
239
00:08:50,263 --> 00:08:51,674
PEOPLE ALWAYS WALK BY MY OFFICE
240
00:08:51,698 --> 00:08:54,432
AND CALL FOOD
ORDERS INTO HER FACE.
241
00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:57,814
I'LL GET RIGHT ON IT, SIR.
242
00:08:57,838 --> 00:08:59,015
SORRY I BOTHERED YOU...
243
00:08:59,039 --> 00:09:00,371
NANCY BOY.
244
00:09:02,843 --> 00:09:05,021
YOU WANTED US HERE AT 1:00.
245
00:09:05,045 --> 00:09:07,045
WHAT'S THE ANSWER, PIG?
246
00:09:08,248 --> 00:09:10,159
THAT'S RIGHT, CHARLIE.
247
00:09:10,183 --> 00:09:11,327
ALL THE ANGELS ARE HERE,
248
00:09:11,351 --> 00:09:12,829
EXCEPT ONE OF THEM'S
HAD A HORRIBLE ACCIDENT
249
00:09:12,853 --> 00:09:14,119
WITH A PAINT TRUCK.
250
00:09:16,023 --> 00:09:19,068
COME ON, DREW. WE HAVE TO KNOW.
251
00:09:19,092 --> 00:09:21,771
WELL, I GUESS THERE'S
ONLY ONE THING TO DO.
252
00:09:21,795 --> 00:09:22,772
KATE...
253
00:09:22,796 --> 00:09:24,707
YES! I KNEW IT!
254
00:09:24,731 --> 00:09:25,708
THANK YOU!
255
00:09:25,732 --> 00:09:27,576
SORRY, LOSERS! WHOO!
256
00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,012
THAT'S NOT WHAT I
WAS GOING TO SAY.
257
00:09:29,036 --> 00:09:31,614
OH, NO. I DIDN'T GET IT.
258
00:09:31,638 --> 00:09:33,516
THIS ISN'T FAIR!
259
00:09:33,540 --> 00:09:34,583
I HATE YOU, DREW.
260
00:09:34,607 --> 00:09:36,019
I WASN'T GOING TO
SAY THAT, EITHER.
261
00:09:36,043 --> 00:09:38,220
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT BECAUSE
YOU'RE A GREAT SALESPERSON...
262
00:09:38,244 --> 00:09:40,456
I GOT IT! WHOO!
263
00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:42,091
YEAH!
264
00:09:42,115 --> 00:09:44,226
OK, MOVING ON.
265
00:09:44,250 --> 00:09:47,329
LISA, YOU HAVE AN
OBVIOUS SENSE OF STYLE,
266
00:09:47,353 --> 00:09:48,898
AND ALL YOUR WORK IN DISPLAYS
267
00:09:48,922 --> 00:09:51,367
HAS GIVEN YOU A LOT OF
EXPERIENCE COORDINATING CLOTHING.
268
00:09:51,391 --> 00:09:53,670
AND, MIMI...
269
00:09:53,694 --> 00:09:54,804
YEAH?
270
00:09:54,828 --> 00:09:59,075
THE BOSS IS SHOVING YOU
RIGHT DOWN MY THROAT.
271
00:09:59,099 --> 00:10:00,665
BITE ME.
272
00:10:02,235 --> 00:10:06,082
SO, SINCE YOU'RE ALL QUALIFIED
IN YOUR OWN SPECIAL WAY,
273
00:10:06,106 --> 00:10:08,517
I'VE DECIDED TO HAVE AN
OBJECTIVE COMPETITION.
274
00:10:08,541 --> 00:10:09,986
YOU'LL ALL GONNA BE
PERSONAL SHOPPERS
275
00:10:10,010 --> 00:10:12,188
FOR WINFRED-LOUDER'S
MOST DIFFICULT CUSTOMERS.
276
00:10:12,212 --> 00:10:15,758
WHOEVER HANDLES THE
SITUATION BEST GETS THE JOB.
277
00:10:15,782 --> 00:10:18,661
THAT'S A VERY GOOD IDEA, DREW.
278
00:10:18,685 --> 00:10:21,197
OH... OOPS. YOU GOT
A LITTLE SOMETHING
279
00:10:21,221 --> 00:10:23,599
ON YOUR SHIRT.
280
00:10:23,623 --> 00:10:25,267
THIS ISN'T GOING TO WORK, MIMI.
281
00:10:25,291 --> 00:10:27,336
I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD
TRY SOMETHING SO SLEAZY.
282
00:10:27,360 --> 00:10:29,305
MY CAKE COST MORE THAN THAT.
283
00:10:29,329 --> 00:10:31,574
I'M NOT TALKING TO YOU.
284
00:10:31,598 --> 00:10:34,376
I'M TALKING TO MY FRIEND DREW.
285
00:10:34,400 --> 00:10:36,813
LOOK, FATTY McASS...
286
00:10:36,837 --> 00:10:40,616
MR. BELL SAYS IT WILL
MAKE HIM VERY HAPPY
287
00:10:40,640 --> 00:10:42,418
TO SEE ME GET THE JOB,
288
00:10:42,442 --> 00:10:45,688
AND WE ALL WANT
MR. BELL TO BE HAPPY.
289
00:10:45,712 --> 00:10:47,112
CAPISCE?
290
00:10:48,381 --> 00:10:49,926
ONE MORE THING.
291
00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:53,495
KATE, IF LISA GETS THIS JOB,
292
00:10:53,519 --> 00:10:55,198
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
IT'S NOT BECAUSE
293
00:10:55,222 --> 00:10:57,967
IT'S THE ONLY CHANCE WE
HAVE TO SAVE OUR RELATIONSHIP.
294
00:10:57,991 --> 00:10:59,602
AND, LISA, IF KATE
GETS THIS JOB,
295
00:10:59,626 --> 00:11:01,904
IT'S NOT BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST
FRIEND A GUY COULD EVER HAVE.
296
00:11:01,928 --> 00:11:04,107
BUT IF MIMI GETS THIS JOB,
297
00:11:04,131 --> 00:11:07,176
I WANT YOU TO SHOOT ME
AND LOOK FOR THE MICROCHIP.
298
00:11:07,200 --> 00:11:08,410
I'D RATHER BE DEAD
299
00:11:08,434 --> 00:11:11,554
THAN SERVE THOSE
STINKIN' EXTRATERRESTRIALS.
300
00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,353
LISTEN, I REALLY APPRECIATE
YOUR LETTING ME IN HERE
301
00:11:17,377 --> 00:11:20,622
TO MONITOR THE PERSONAL
SHOPPER TRYOUTS LIKE THIS. WHEE!
302
00:11:20,646 --> 00:11:22,124
I DON'T WANT TO
STAND ON TOP OF THEM
303
00:11:22,148 --> 00:11:23,826
AND MAKE THEM NERVOUS, YOU KNOW.
304
00:11:23,850 --> 00:11:25,361
SO WHO YOU ROOTING FOR,
305
00:11:25,385 --> 00:11:27,596
THAT WOMAN LISA YOU
BEEN SEEING ON THE SLY?
306
00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,299
HEY, SHE'S JUST A FRIEND...
307
00:11:30,323 --> 00:11:31,434
WHO I SECRETLY KISSED
308
00:11:31,458 --> 00:11:33,469
WHERE THIS CAMERA'S
POINTING RIGHT HERE.
309
00:11:33,493 --> 00:11:36,339
AND THIS CAMERA RIGHT HERE. OOH.
310
00:11:36,363 --> 00:11:37,539
YOU GUYS IN SECURITY
MUST KNOW EVERYTHING, HUH?
311
00:11:37,563 --> 00:11:38,941
I'M A SECURITY GUARD, DREW.
312
00:11:38,965 --> 00:11:41,543
WHAT I SEE... I NEVER TELL.
313
00:11:41,567 --> 00:11:42,979
OH, BY THE WAY,
YOU SHOULD BE GLAD
314
00:11:43,003 --> 00:11:44,480
YOU STOPPED FLIRTING
WITH BRIGITTE IN SHOES.
315
00:11:44,504 --> 00:11:45,681
WHY? IS SHE MARRIED?
316
00:11:45,705 --> 00:11:47,171
SHE'S A GUY.
317
00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:54,056
HEY, THERE'S LISA,
MY GIRLFRIEND.
318
00:11:54,080 --> 00:11:55,424
100% WOMAN, RIGHT?
319
00:11:55,448 --> 00:11:57,159
TURN UP THE MONITOR.
320
00:11:57,183 --> 00:11:59,862
HI, I'M LISA ROBBINS. I'M
YOUR PERSONAL SHOPPER.
321
00:11:59,886 --> 00:12:01,663
SAVE THE SONG AND DANCE.
322
00:12:01,687 --> 00:12:03,332
I WANT YOU TO KNOW
THIS IS WINFRED-LOUDER'S
323
00:12:03,356 --> 00:12:06,469
LAST CHANCE TO FAIL
ME AS A CUSTOMER.
324
00:12:06,493 --> 00:12:08,404
WELL, THAT'S NOT GOING
TO HAPPEN, MR. NEWCOMB.
325
00:12:08,428 --> 00:12:10,806
WE'RE TAKING A WHOLE
NEW APPROACH TO SHOPPING.
326
00:12:10,830 --> 00:12:14,010
BEFORE YOU MAKE ME PART OF
YOUR DAILY AFFIRMATION, PERKY,
327
00:12:14,034 --> 00:12:16,778
LET ME TELL YOU... I ALSO DON'T
GO FOR THAT SUCKING-UP CRAP.
328
00:12:16,802 --> 00:12:18,214
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY I'M HERE.
329
00:12:18,238 --> 00:12:20,349
I HATE TRYING ON CLOTHES.
330
00:12:20,373 --> 00:12:21,517
WELL, THEN, DON'T
WORRY ABOUT IT.
331
00:12:21,541 --> 00:12:22,806
IT'S TAKEN CARE OF.
332
00:12:26,779 --> 00:12:28,046
OSWALD!
333
00:12:35,088 --> 00:12:37,033
WHO'S THIS?
334
00:12:37,057 --> 00:12:38,767
I SPOKE TO YOUR SECRETARY.
335
00:12:38,791 --> 00:12:40,869
HE'S EXACTLY YOUR MEASUREMENTS.
336
00:12:40,893 --> 00:12:44,862
SO YOU CAN JUST RELAX AND SEE
HOW YOU'LL LOOK IN THESE CLOTHES.
337
00:12:46,632 --> 00:12:49,211
ISN'T THAT A LITTLE
TIGHT IN OUR CROTCH?
338
00:12:49,235 --> 00:12:51,013
NOT AT ALL!
339
00:12:51,037 --> 00:12:52,437
FREE AS A BIRD.
340
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:55,584
LET ME SEE MY BUTT.
341
00:12:55,608 --> 00:12:57,586
WHAT DO YOU THINK?
342
00:12:57,610 --> 00:13:00,289
I'M SURPRISED WE
DON'T GET MORE ACTION.
343
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,525
YOU'RE TELLING ME.
344
00:13:02,549 --> 00:13:04,360
LOOK AT THAT. SHE'S BRILLIANT.
345
00:13:04,384 --> 00:13:05,694
SHE'S GOING TO WIN.
WE'RE GONNA START DATING.
346
00:13:05,718 --> 00:13:07,029
WE'RE GONNA GET MARRIED.
347
00:13:07,053 --> 00:13:08,431
BOY, OH, BOY.
348
00:13:08,455 --> 00:13:11,300
IF SHE ONLY HAD BREASTS
LIKE THAT GUY IN SHOES, HUH?
349
00:13:11,324 --> 00:13:14,336
AND I FOUND 12 MORE
IN THE SAME CUT.
350
00:13:14,360 --> 00:13:16,472
YOU'RE GOING TO LOOK FANTASTIC.
351
00:13:16,496 --> 00:13:17,473
THANK YOU.
352
00:13:17,497 --> 00:13:20,042
BY THE WAY, I ALSO DO SWIMWEAR.
353
00:13:20,066 --> 00:13:22,378
HOW ABOUT DINNER TONIGHT?
354
00:13:22,402 --> 00:13:24,413
HEY, HE'S HITTING ON HER.
355
00:13:24,437 --> 00:13:26,949
GET AWAY! GET AWAY!
356
00:13:26,973 --> 00:13:29,351
I'LL CUT YOU, MAN!
357
00:13:29,375 --> 00:13:31,309
I'LL CUT YOU!
358
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:34,223
ATTENTION,
WINFRED-LOUDER SHOPPERS,
359
00:13:34,247 --> 00:13:37,259
THIS IS TO REMIND YOU THERE IS
NO FLIRTING WITH THE SALESPEOPLE.
360
00:13:37,283 --> 00:13:39,495
I REPEAT... THERE IS NO FLIRTING
361
00:13:39,519 --> 00:13:41,663
WITH THE SALESPEOPLE!
362
00:13:41,687 --> 00:13:43,466
SO WHAT DO YOU SAY?
363
00:13:43,490 --> 00:13:45,850
OR IS THIS SOMETHING
YOU DIDN'T PREPARE FOR?
364
00:13:47,127 --> 00:13:48,904
HERE'S THE NUMBER
OF A FRIEND OF MINE
365
00:13:48,928 --> 00:13:50,573
WHO WORKS IN SHOES.
366
00:13:50,597 --> 00:13:51,807
HER NAME IS BRIGITTE,
367
00:13:51,831 --> 00:13:55,744
AND I THINK YOU'LL
REALLY LIKE... HER.
368
00:13:55,768 --> 00:13:57,813
ALL RIGHT!
369
00:13:57,837 --> 00:13:59,315
SOLD OUT A TRANSSEXUAL
JUST TO MAKE A SALE.
370
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:01,016
WHOO!
371
00:14:01,040 --> 00:14:03,385
MAN, I'D HATE TO BE IN
KATE AND MIMI'S SHOES.
372
00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:05,443
I'D HATE TO BE MIMI'S SHOES.
373
00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:12,595
THEY'RE WHITE SOCKS.
THEY'RE EXACTLY THE SAME,
374
00:14:12,619 --> 00:14:14,963
EXCEPT THIS ONE HAS
RIBS AND THIS ONE DOESN'T.
375
00:14:14,987 --> 00:14:17,466
I GUESS THAT'S WHERE
I'M GETTING HUNG UP.
376
00:14:17,490 --> 00:14:20,436
OK, HOW ABOUT THIS?
377
00:14:20,460 --> 00:14:22,138
I'LL PUT THEM BOTH
BEHIND MY BACK
378
00:14:22,162 --> 00:14:23,606
AND YOU CAN PICK A HAND.
379
00:14:23,630 --> 00:14:24,673
I GUESS I'LL GO WITH...
380
00:14:24,697 --> 00:14:26,242
I CAN'T DECIDE.
381
00:14:26,266 --> 00:14:28,677
OH, YES, YOU CAN. COME ON.
382
00:14:28,701 --> 00:14:29,811
UH...
383
00:14:29,835 --> 00:14:30,912
RIGHT, I GUESS.
384
00:14:30,936 --> 00:14:32,148
NONRIBBED. GREAT.
385
00:14:32,172 --> 00:14:34,283
BUT I'M NOT SURE WHAT
MY HUSBAND WOULD LIKE.
386
00:14:34,307 --> 00:14:36,318
OH. BRRRRING!
387
00:14:36,342 --> 00:14:38,521
HELLO? IT'S YOUR HUSBAND.
388
00:14:38,545 --> 00:14:41,945
HE SAYS THEY'RE WHITE
SOCKS. HE DOESN'T CARE!
389
00:14:43,449 --> 00:14:44,660
KATE'S GOING TO BLOW.
390
00:14:44,684 --> 00:14:46,162
WANT ME TO CLOSE A
FEW VENTS IN THE AREA,
391
00:14:46,186 --> 00:14:47,329
CUT OFF THE AIR FLOW?
392
00:14:47,353 --> 00:14:50,399
TAKES THE FIGHT
RIGHT OUT OF THEM.
393
00:14:50,423 --> 00:14:51,800
MAYBE LATER, JUST
FOR FUN, YOU KNOW?
394
00:14:51,824 --> 00:14:53,935
BUT THIS REALLY TICKS
ME OFF, YOU KNOW?
395
00:14:53,959 --> 00:14:55,504
IF KATE EXPECTS
TO BE MANAGEMENT,
396
00:14:55,528 --> 00:14:57,005
SHE'S GOT TO LEARN
SOME OTHER WAY
397
00:14:57,029 --> 00:14:58,596
TO CONTROL HER ANGER.
398
00:15:02,034 --> 00:15:04,874
ARE YOU GOING TO
FINISH THAT MUFFIN?
399
00:15:07,039 --> 00:15:09,485
OK, LET'S IMAGINE
400
00:15:09,509 --> 00:15:11,953
YOU'VE ALREADY BOUGHT THE SOCKS.
401
00:15:11,977 --> 00:15:15,558
THEY'RE GOOD SOCKS,
HAPPY SOCKS, YOU'RE HAPPY.
402
00:15:15,582 --> 00:15:16,925
YOU'RE WALKING OUT OF THE STORE,
403
00:15:16,949 --> 00:15:19,861
YOU LOOK IN THE BAG,
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
404
00:15:19,885 --> 00:15:21,230
RIBBED. GOOD!
405
00:15:21,254 --> 00:15:22,831
BUT I THINK I BOUGHT
THE WRONG ONES.
406
00:15:22,855 --> 00:15:26,190
MRS. HOYT, COULD YOU TURN
THIS WAY A MOMENT, PLEASE?
407
00:15:27,793 --> 00:15:29,205
WHAT'S KATE DOING?
408
00:15:29,229 --> 00:15:32,107
I CAN'T SEE. I THINK
SHE'S GONNA TALK TO HER.
409
00:15:32,131 --> 00:15:34,142
BETTER GET READY
TO CUT OFF THE AIR.
410
00:15:34,166 --> 00:15:37,279
MRS. HOYT, WHAT'S YOUR FAVORITE
THING IN THE WHOLE WORLD?
411
00:15:37,303 --> 00:15:39,715
WHY, THAT WOULD
EITHER BE MY DOG BUTTONS
412
00:15:39,739 --> 00:15:42,117
OR MY CAT BUTTONS.
413
00:15:42,141 --> 00:15:43,519
I CAN'T DECIDE.
414
00:15:43,543 --> 00:15:44,853
OH, IT DOESN'T MATTER,
415
00:15:44,877 --> 00:15:45,954
'CAUSE IF YOU DON'T
PICK SOME SOCKS,
416
00:15:45,978 --> 00:15:47,889
ALL YOUR BUTTONS ARE DEAD!
417
00:15:47,913 --> 00:15:50,125
OH, GOD. THE RIBBED SOCKS,
THE GREEN PUMPS, THE BLUE SUIT...
418
00:15:50,149 --> 00:15:51,427
I DON'T KNOW WHICH HAT!
419
00:15:51,451 --> 00:15:52,861
MEOW!
420
00:15:52,885 --> 00:15:54,918
YOUR CHOICE.
421
00:15:55,988 --> 00:15:57,433
SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?
422
00:15:57,457 --> 00:16:01,403
OH, DEAR GOD.
423
00:16:01,427 --> 00:16:03,004
WHY DON'T YOU TAKE THOSE OFF
424
00:16:03,028 --> 00:16:04,005
AND WE'LL GET YOU UPSTAIRS
425
00:16:04,029 --> 00:16:06,442
AND BUY YOU SOME
GROWN-UP CLOTHES.
426
00:16:06,466 --> 00:16:08,009
BUT THIS IS THE ONLY DEPARTMENT
427
00:16:08,033 --> 00:16:09,745
WHERE THE CLOTHES ACTUALLY FIT.
428
00:16:09,769 --> 00:16:12,114
I GUESS I NEVER LOST
MY GIRLISH FIGURE.
429
00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:15,984
YEAH, WELL, THAT GIRL'S
BEEN AROUND A LONG TIME.
430
00:16:16,008 --> 00:16:17,819
COME ON, WE'RE GOING UPSTAIRS!
431
00:16:17,843 --> 00:16:20,389
NO! EVERYTHING I
NEED IS RIGHT HERE.
432
00:16:20,413 --> 00:16:22,658
OOH! COOL SCRUNCHIES!
433
00:16:22,682 --> 00:16:24,893
WHAT, DO YOU THINK
YOU'RE 12? COME ON!
434
00:16:24,917 --> 00:16:26,795
YOU LET GO OF ME!
435
00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,897
YOU'RE NOT MY MOM!
436
00:16:28,921 --> 00:16:30,432
OH YEAH, THAT'S RIGHT,
'CAUSE THEN I'D BE
437
00:16:30,456 --> 00:16:32,668
ABOUT A THOUSAND YEARS OLD.
438
00:16:32,692 --> 00:16:34,603
AH, YOU BETTER KEEP AN
EYE ON THIS ONE, CHUCK.
439
00:16:34,627 --> 00:16:35,638
THINGS COULD GET UGLY.
440
00:16:35,662 --> 00:16:39,107
OH! I THINK THEY ATE
UGLY FOR BREAKFAST.
441
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:42,611
YOU WILL NOT COST
ME THIS PROMOTION.
442
00:16:42,635 --> 00:16:44,946
I AM YOUR PERSONAL SHOPPER
443
00:16:44,970 --> 00:16:48,150
AND I WILL PERSONALLY DRAG
YOU UPSTAIRS BY THE HAIR
444
00:16:48,174 --> 00:16:49,951
IF YOU DON'T MOVE
IT, YOU OLD BAT!
445
00:16:49,975 --> 00:16:52,421
OHH! WHO ARE YOU
CALLING AN OLD BAT,
446
00:16:52,445 --> 00:16:54,111
YOU... SEA COW?
447
00:16:55,648 --> 00:16:57,859
WHY, YOU OLD PIECE OF CRAP!
448
00:16:57,883 --> 00:16:59,350
AAH!
449
00:17:03,823 --> 00:17:06,134
LOOKS LIKE WE'RE
DOWN TO TWO, CHUCK.
450
00:17:06,158 --> 00:17:07,202
YOU WANT TO...
451
00:17:07,226 --> 00:17:08,326
I'M ON IT, DREW.
452
00:17:10,196 --> 00:17:11,540
WHILE YOU'RE DOWN THERE,
453
00:17:11,564 --> 00:17:13,509
YOU MIGHT WANT TO
HELP HER FIND HER TEETH.
454
00:17:13,533 --> 00:17:15,366
SO, HOW'D WE DO?
455
00:17:16,803 --> 00:17:19,515
LOOK, UH, DON'T KILL
ME, BUT HONEST TO GOD,
456
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,850
YOU BOTH DID GREAT.
SO IT'S A DEAD HEAT.
457
00:17:21,874 --> 00:17:23,185
OH, DAMN IT, DREW.
458
00:17:23,209 --> 00:17:25,321
YOU'RE JUST SCARED
TO MAKE A DECISION.
459
00:17:25,345 --> 00:17:27,690
WE BOTH KNOW ONE OF US
IS NOT GONNA GET THE JOB.
460
00:17:27,714 --> 00:17:29,758
YEAH, THIS HAS GOT
TO STOP HERE AND NOW.
461
00:17:29,782 --> 00:17:31,193
JUST GIVE US A TIEBREAKER.
462
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:32,861
GIVE US ONE TOUGH CUSTOMER
463
00:17:32,885 --> 00:17:34,663
SO WE CAN HAVE A FAIR
FIGHT AND BE DONE WITH IT.
464
00:17:34,687 --> 00:17:36,298
YEAH, GIVE US THE
TOUGHEST, NASTIEST,
465
00:17:36,322 --> 00:17:37,499
MOST DIFFICULT PERSON
466
00:17:37,523 --> 00:17:38,934
ANYONE COULD EVER
HAVE TO SHOP FOR. YEAH.
467
00:17:38,958 --> 00:17:42,237
OK, I GOT TO GO DOWNTOWN
TO GIVE A STATEMENT.
468
00:17:42,261 --> 00:17:43,339
BUT IF I WON,
469
00:17:43,363 --> 00:17:46,163
I WANT THAT LITTLE PUNK
BANNED FROM THE STORE!
470
00:17:48,434 --> 00:17:51,235
THAT GIRL.
471
00:17:54,741 --> 00:17:56,918
SO IT'S THE LAST
DELIVERY ON MY ROUTE.
472
00:17:56,942 --> 00:17:59,087
I GO UP TO THE
DOOR, I RING THE BELL,
473
00:17:59,111 --> 00:18:00,789
SHE ANSWERS THE
DOOR, AND GET THIS...
474
00:18:00,813 --> 00:18:02,924
SHE'S COMPLETELY NAKED.
475
00:18:02,948 --> 00:18:04,793
OH, MY GOD, YOU'RE KIDDING.
476
00:18:04,817 --> 00:18:07,284
ALL 600 POUNDS OF HER.
477
00:18:09,622 --> 00:18:11,600
I AM SORRY, OSWALD.
478
00:18:11,624 --> 00:18:13,702
I SHOULD HAVE WARNED
YOU ABOUT GRANDMA.
479
00:18:13,726 --> 00:18:15,036
I MEAN...
480
00:18:15,060 --> 00:18:16,372
SHE'S 82.
481
00:18:16,396 --> 00:18:19,074
SHE FEELS SHE'S PAST THE
AGE OF MODESTY, YOU KNOW?
482
00:18:19,098 --> 00:18:22,711
THEN EXPLAIN THE
PASTIES, MY FRIEND.
483
00:18:22,735 --> 00:18:24,546
HEY, BUDDY. HEY.
484
00:18:24,570 --> 00:18:25,914
SO HOW LONG IS THIS GONNA TAKE?
485
00:18:25,938 --> 00:18:28,650
UH, NOT VERY LONG. I JUST HAVE
TO PICK WHETHER LISA OR KATE
486
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,218
DID A BETTER JOB OF
SHOPPING FOR MIMI,
487
00:18:30,242 --> 00:18:31,553
GIVE THE WINNER THE JOB,
488
00:18:31,577 --> 00:18:32,721
AND THEN YOU GO LOOK FOR MY HEAD
489
00:18:32,745 --> 00:18:34,189
AND YOU GO LOOK FOR MY BODY.
490
00:18:34,213 --> 00:18:36,124
WELL, FOR YOUR
SAKE, I HOPE LISA WINS...
491
00:18:36,148 --> 00:18:37,659
KATE WINS. HI, KATE.
492
00:18:37,683 --> 00:18:39,661
HI. I'M GONNA WIN, ALL RIGHT,
493
00:18:39,685 --> 00:18:41,985
IF I CAN JUST GET MIMI
OUT OF MR. BELL'S OFFICE.
494
00:18:46,592 --> 00:18:48,136
MIMI, COME ON OUT.
495
00:18:48,160 --> 00:18:51,840
ALL RIGHT, BUT IF ANYBODY'S
THINKING ABOUT LAUGHING,
496
00:18:51,864 --> 00:18:53,409
THEY'D BETTER LOOK
AT THAT OLD CHICK'S
497
00:18:53,433 --> 00:18:55,566
TEETH IMPRINTS ON MY FIST.
498
00:18:58,370 --> 00:19:00,282
WOW!
499
00:19:00,306 --> 00:19:02,250
AWOOOO!
500
00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:05,387
OH, I'M TAKING THIS
OFF RIGHT NOW.
501
00:19:05,411 --> 00:19:06,755
ALTHOUGH, I DON'T HAVE TO,
502
00:19:06,779 --> 00:19:09,046
'CAUSE YOU ALREADY
UNDRESSED ME WITH YOUR EYES.
503
00:19:11,451 --> 00:19:14,731
ACTUALLY, MY EYES WERE
COVERING YOU WITH A TARP.
504
00:19:16,622 --> 00:19:18,934
OK, THIS IS GOING TO BE TOUGH
505
00:19:18,958 --> 00:19:22,771
AFTER THE GREAT JOB
KATE DID, BUT I DID MY BEST.
506
00:19:22,795 --> 00:19:25,273
I COULD NOT GET HER
TO CHANGE HER MAKEUP.
507
00:19:25,297 --> 00:19:26,608
YEAH, I HEARD THEY
REMOVED IT ONCE
508
00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:29,992
AND FOUND A WHOLE OTHER
PAINTING UNDERNEATH THERE.
509
00:19:30,169 --> 00:19:32,470
READY, MIMI? READY.
510
00:19:37,910 --> 00:19:41,056
OH, MAN!
511
00:19:41,080 --> 00:19:43,781
DON'T LET THE SUN GO DOWN ON ME.
512
00:19:46,418 --> 00:19:47,596
WOW.
513
00:19:47,620 --> 00:19:51,767
OK. DREW, THE ENVELOPE, PLEASE.
514
00:19:51,791 --> 00:19:53,802
OH, BOY.
515
00:19:53,826 --> 00:19:55,671
ALL RIGHT, UH,
516
00:19:55,695 --> 00:19:57,739
LET ME JUST ASK MIMI
ONE THING, THOUGH, UH...
517
00:19:57,763 --> 00:19:59,407
MIMI, WHICH ONE OF
YOUR PERSONAL SHOPPERS
518
00:19:59,431 --> 00:20:00,676
WOULD YOU RATHER GO BACK TO?
519
00:20:00,700 --> 00:20:02,511
WHAT, ARE YOU KIDDING?
520
00:20:02,535 --> 00:20:04,602
LOOK AT ME, I'M GORGEOUS.
521
00:20:07,039 --> 00:20:10,040
CAN I HAVE A MOMENT
ALONE WITH KATE, PLEASE?
522
00:20:13,278 --> 00:20:16,124
I WISH WE BOTH COULD HAVE
GOTTEN THE JOB, KATE. I'M SORRY.
523
00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,861
THANKS.
524
00:20:18,885 --> 00:20:21,245
I'M GOING TO WEAR THIS HOME.
525
00:20:23,656 --> 00:20:24,967
I HOPE THAT CRAZY WOMAN
526
00:20:24,991 --> 00:20:27,591
DOESN'T SIT NEXT TO
ME ON THE BUS AGAIN.
527
00:20:35,601 --> 00:20:38,514
LOOK, IF IT MAKES
ANY DIFFERENCE, UM,
528
00:20:38,538 --> 00:20:42,317
YOU DID GREAT. YOU'RE
TOTALLY READY FOR MANAGEMENT.
529
00:20:42,341 --> 00:20:43,886
THE NEXT JOB'S YOURS.
530
00:20:43,910 --> 00:20:46,688
THANKS. I MEAN, IT'S
OK THAT IT WAS LISA,
531
00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:49,858
'CAUSE NOW YOU GUYS CAN DATE.
532
00:20:49,882 --> 00:20:52,761
AND YOU KNOW WHAT? I ACTUALLY
LEARNED SOMETHING ABOUT MYSELF.
533
00:20:52,785 --> 00:20:54,563
I DON'T HAVE TO RESORT TO ANGER.
534
00:20:54,587 --> 00:20:56,868
YOU TRIED TO KILL THAT
LADY'S DOG AND CAT.
535
00:20:58,357 --> 00:21:00,536
OH, YOU HEARD THAT?
536
00:21:00,560 --> 00:21:04,873
I, UH, GOT YOU A LITTLE PRESENT.
537
00:21:04,897 --> 00:21:08,577
"WORLD'S GREATEST
MANAGER IN TRAINING."
538
00:21:08,601 --> 00:21:10,378
YEAH, THE "IN TRAINING"
PART PEELS OFF, YOU KNOW,
539
00:21:10,402 --> 00:21:11,613
IN CASE YOU WOULD
HAVE GOT THE JOB.
540
00:21:11,637 --> 00:21:12,870
THANKS.
541
00:21:13,940 --> 00:21:15,551
DID YOU GET ANYTHING FOR LISA?
542
00:21:15,575 --> 00:21:18,742
YEAH, I GOT HER LINGERIE.
PART OF THAT PEELS OFF, TOO.
543
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,825
YOU KNOW, YOU MAY
THINK I'M DOWN, BUT I'M NOT.
544
00:21:23,849 --> 00:21:25,961
I'M GONNA WORK EVEN
HARDER TO GET A PROMOTION.
545
00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,463
'CAUSE YOU KNOW WHAT? IF I
CAN MAKE MIMI LOOK GOOD...
546
00:21:28,487 --> 00:21:30,320
A CURE FOR CANCER
CAN'T BE FAR BEHIND.
547
00:21:34,326 --> 00:21:36,805
OH, YOU WORK HERE, TOO.
548
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,241
I WAS DOING A LITTLE
MODELING TODAY.
549
00:21:39,265 --> 00:21:41,309
JUST A TEMP GIG.
550
00:21:41,333 --> 00:21:43,511
SO I WAS WONDERING WHAT
TIME YOU GET OFF TONIGHT,
551
00:21:43,535 --> 00:21:47,216
BECAUSE, UH, YOU KNOW,
I DO PRIVATE SHOWS...
552
00:21:47,240 --> 00:21:49,317
BRIGITTE.
553
00:21:51,310 --> 00:21:53,255
OSWALD'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!
554
00:21:53,279 --> 00:21:54,623
OSWALD'S GOT A BOYFRIEND!
555
00:21:54,647 --> 00:21:55,924
OH, MAN, THIS IS SO WEIRD,
556
00:21:55,948 --> 00:21:57,960
'CAUSE WE SAW HER IN THE
BATHROOM EARLIER TODAY.
557
00:21:57,984 --> 00:21:58,961
SHOULD WE CALL AND TELL HIM?
558
00:21:58,985 --> 00:22:00,095
NAH, HE'LL FIND OUT.
559
00:22:00,119 --> 00:22:03,698
YOU KNOW, I LIKE A
WOMAN WITH BIG HANDS.
560
00:22:03,722 --> 00:22:06,701
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561
00:22:06,725 --> 00:22:09,725
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