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HOW LONG HAS IT BEEN?
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AH. NEW RECORD.
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NO BLINKING IN 4
MINUTES AND 17 SECONDS.
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CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
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YOU CAN BLINK NOW, OSWALD.
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NO, I CAN'T.
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YES, YOU CAN.
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AAH! THAT'S IT! MOUSSE FIGHT!
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ALL RIGHT, FREEZE!
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ALL RIGHT, YOU TWO.
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GO ON BACK AND
PLAY IN THE HAIR PILE.
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HEY, LET'S MAKE ANOTHER CAT.
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YEAH!
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HEY, DREW.
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WOW. YOU REALLY LET
IT GET SHAGGY THIS TIME.
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THIS COULD TAKE ME
A WHOLE 5 MINUTES.
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5? IT USUALLY TAKES YOU 20.
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YEAH, WELL, THAT'S
BECAUSE I USUALLY JUST
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BUZZ THE AIR WITH MY CLIPPERS
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SO YOU WON'T THINK
YOU'RE GETTING RIPPED OFF.
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YOU CHARGE ME 20
BUCKS FOR A CREW CUT.
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I THINK WE PASSED RIPOFF
ABOUT 15 BUCKS AGO.
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YEAH.
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SO HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
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OH, SAME OL'...
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PARTIED. GOT BLITZED.
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AND I THINK I MAY
HAVE GOTTEN MARRIED,
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BECAUSE I DIDN'T HAVE
THIS RING ON FRIDAY.
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WOW. SUPER BOWL 23!
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HOW WAS YOUR WEEKEND?
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OH, YOU KNOW,
PRETTY MUCH THAT...
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AND THEN I DID SOME BAKING.
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YEAH.
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WHAT ABOUT THAT SECRET
GIRLFRIEND AT WORK, LISA?
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OH. SHE'S MAD AT ME BECAUSE
WE CAN'T DO OUR DATING
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OUT IN THE OPEN.
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APPARENTLY, GOING OUT TO
HER MEANS BEING SEEN IN PUBLIC.
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YOU ARE SO WEIRD.
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HOW DO YOU KNOW I'M WEIRD?
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ALL YOU KNOW ABOUT
ME IS I HAVE THIS HAIRCUT,
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UNLESS YOU THINK THAT'S WEIRD.
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MY EX WAS IN THE MARINE CORPS.
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I LOVE BUZZ CUTS.
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OH, YEAH? WHY'S THAT?
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FRICTION.
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OH, UH... WHAT DO YOU MEAN?
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YOU KNOW.
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WELL, YOU MIGHT AS WELL
GIVE ME A SHAVE NOW, TOO,
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'CAUSE I'M NOT... I'M
NOT GOING TO GET UP
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FOR ANOTHER COUPLE OF MINUTES.
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING
MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪
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♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND
UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪
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♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪
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♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪
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♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪
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KATE, WHERE'S DREW?
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HE TOLD ME HIS OPERATIVE
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WOULD MEET ME IN HIS CUBICLE?
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I'M SUPPOSED TO TELL
YOU TO WAIT BY HIS DESK
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AND ACT LIKE
EVERYTHING'S NORMAL.
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THAT'S ALL I CAN TELL YOU NOW,
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OTHERWISE, I'LL
HAVE TO KILL YOU.
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Pick it up!
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WHAT'S GOING ON, DREW?
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BOB.
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OK, WHAT'S GOING ON, BOB?
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LOOK, I'M MAKING THIS
SECRET PHONE CALL
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TO TELL YOU THAT I'M
READY TO TELL THE WORLD
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ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP.
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REALLY? WE CAN START DATING NOW?
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
NOT NOW. BUT SOON.
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OH, WAIT, BOB, I THINK I
RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE.
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IT'S SQUARE ONE!
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NO, THIS TIME IS DIFFERENT.
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I'M READY TO PROVE HOW
COMMITTED I AM TO YOU.
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OPEN THE TOP RIGHT-HAND DRAWER.
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"HOW TO HYPNOTIZE WOMEN"?
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NO. BEHIND THAT.
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BY THE WAY... PLATYPUS!
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YES, MASTER.
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NOT EVEN CLOSE, BUT
I DID STOP SMOKING.
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PLATYPUS.
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EVEN LESS CLOSE. YOU
THINK I'D WEIGH THIS MUCH
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IF I COULD BE HYPNOTIZED?
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SO, UH, WHAT'S IN HERE?
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IT'S A SIGNED PROMISE
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THAT UNTIL WE CAN GET TOGETHER
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I WON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE.
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THIS IS REALLY SWEET,
BUT ALL I'M ASKING FOR
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IS A SIMPLE DATE TO THE MOVIES.
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NO CODES, NO DISGUISES,
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NOBODY PRETENDING
TO BE OUR DATES.
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GET DOWN! THEY'LL SEE US!
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I JUST WANT YOU TO
BE A LITTLE PATIENT.
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OUR INTEROFFICE DATING
WILL BE TOTALLY COOL
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AS SOON AS YOU'RE MADE
HEAD OF YOUR DEPARTMENT.
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THEN YOU'LL BE MANAGEMENT
AND WE CAN GO OUT.
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UNTIL THEN, UH...
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LOOK IN THE SECOND
DRAWER FROM THE LEFT.
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WHAT ARE THESE?
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OH, THEY'RE, UH...
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VALENTINES UNTIL THE YEAR 2060.
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ACTUALLY, AROUND 2040,
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THEY TURN INTO GET
WELL CARDS, BUT...
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DREW...
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AND I CAN'T CALL YOU
BOB WHEN I SAY THIS...
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I GOT ASKED OUT ON A DATE,
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AND I'M GOING TO GO.
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I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD
CONSIDER DOING THE SAME.
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LOOK, LISA, ISN'T THERE SOME
WAY WE CAN WORK THIS OUT?
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CAN'T YOU JUST GIVE ME...
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LISA.
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OOH!
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THIS IS BEAUTIFUL.
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A GOOD HAIR DAY,
AND I CAUGHT THE PIG
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IN HIS PLAYPEN!
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AND THEN THE FAITH HEALER
WENT LIKE THIS... HUHYAH!
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SHE WAS HEALED!
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AND THEN I JUST FLIPPED AROUND
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AND WATCHED SOME MONSTER TRUCKS
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AND WENT TO BED.
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AND AS FAR AS YOUR
REQUISITION GOES,
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JUST GIVE ME A LITTLE
MORE TIME, THAT'S ALL.
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THANKS FOR TRYING, DREW,
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BUT, UM, I DON'T THINK
IT'S GOING TO WORK.
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PLATYPUS.
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JACKASS.
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YOU GOT TO STOP
SENDING LISA THINGS, DREW.
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THE PIZZA AND CHOCOLATES
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ARE GONNA KEEP
COMING BACK. IT'S OVER.
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HOW CAN IT BE OVER WHEN
IT NEVER EVEN GOT STARTED?
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OK,
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WE'RE GOING TO HAVE
TO EXPLAIN TO YOU
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IN BLACK AND WHITE
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EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE
DOING WRONG HERE.
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HOW MUCH MONEY HAVE YOU SPENT
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ON LISA IN THE PAST WEEK?
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I DON'T KNOW. ABOUT
100 BUCKS, BUT...
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DOESN'T REALLY COUNT,
'CAUSE I GOT TO EAT MOST OF IT.
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I THINK CAN DEMONSTRATE
THIS MORE CLEARLY.
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DREW, GIVE ME A DOLLAR.
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COME ON. COME ON, COME ON.
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OK, NOW GIVE ME $5.00.
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OK, NOW GIVE ME $10.
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ALL I GOT LEFT IS A 20.
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THAT'S FINE.
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OK. SEE YOU AT HOOTERS.
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SO WHAT ARE YOU SAYING,
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THAT I SHOULD START
DATING OTHER PEOPLE?
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I DON'T WANT TO
DATE ANYONE ELSE.
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I WANT TO GO OUT WITH LISA.
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YOU WANT SOMEONE
WHO'S UNAVAILABLE,
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AND NOW YOU'RE MAKING
YOURSELF UNAVAILABLE
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WHILE YOU'RE WAITING FOR HER.
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I AM NOT.
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OK, THEN LET ME FIX YOU UP. I
KNOW HUNDREDS OF WOMEN...
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ALL AVAILABLE, ALL
GORGEOUS, ALL LONELY.
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HONEY?
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JUST A MINUTE.
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YOU KNOW, A GOOD FRIEND
OF MINE GAVE ME THIS.
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I HAVEN'T ACTUALLY
LOOKED INSIDE IT,
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'CAUSE I'M IN LOVE
WITH MY GAL KATE.
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UM, SO WHY DO YOU
CARRY IT WITH YOU?
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YEAH. WHY IS THAT?
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HUH. HUH.
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EVERY ONE OF THESE
WOMEN IS MY BLOOD TYPE.
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YOU KNOW, IN CASE I
GET IN AN ACCIDENT.
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OH! OH!
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YOU'RE ABOUT TO
GET IN AN ACCIDENT.
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GIMME, GIMME!
HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!
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LOOK, I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T
WANT TO DATE ANYBODY ELSE.
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I JUST DON'T WANT TO PICK
SOME STRANGER'S NAME
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FROM A BOOK, THAT'S ALL.
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HEY! WHAT DOES IT MEAN
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WHEN SOMEONE HAS 4 BANANAS?
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IT MEANS I BETTER HAVE 10.
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I DO.
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AW.
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THAT'S CUTE.
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SO WHY DON'T YOU JUST ASK OUT
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SOMEONE YOU KNOW
BUT DON'T WORK WITH?
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HEY, HOW ABOUT YOUR
HAIRDRESSER, SOUX?
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OH, SHE PARTIES
PRETTY HARD, YOU KNOW.
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SHE KINDA RUNS
WITH A FAST CROWD.
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MMM. MAYBE SHE RUNS
WITH A NORMAL CROWD
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AND YOU JUST RUN REAL SLOW.
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ARE YOU HERE TO SEE SOUX?
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YES, I'M HER 12:30.
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MAN, THAT ONLY LEAVES
ME A HALF HOUR TO...
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COMPLETE MY INSPECTION.
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WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME
YOU WERE HERE, PALLY?
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ABOUT A MONTH AGO.
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UH-OH.
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THAT'S WHEN WE FIRST
DISCOVERED THE EGGS.
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THEY'RE PROBABLY STILL
IN THE LARVAL STAGE.
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WHOA! WE GOT A
JUMPER! WATCH OUT!
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AH. YEAH, ONE OF THEIR
SCOUTS. YOU KNOW,
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FOR EVERY ONE WE CATCH,
1,000 WAITING TO HATCH
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CAREFUL. THEY HEAD SOUTH.
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HEY, DREW.
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WHAT HAPPENED TO MY 12:30?
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I DON'T KNOW. SOMETHING
WAS BUGGING HIM.
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HE, UH...
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HE LEFT YOU A TIP, THOUGH.
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ALL RIGHT. HALF HOUR OFF.
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SO, WHY YOU BACK SO SOON?
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OH, WELL, I HAD A BIG
MEETING COMING UP,
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SO I THOUGHT I'D COME
BACK AND GET A TRIM,
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ESPECIALLY AROUND
THE RIGHT EAR HERE.
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ALL RIGHT, DREW!
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IT'S SO COOL THAT YOU
TOOK THIS FIRST STEP!
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GOOD FOR YOU!
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WELL, YOU KNOW,
IT'S JUST AN EARRING.
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NO, I MEAN THAT YOU
DECIDED TO OPENLY ADMIT
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THAT YOU'RE GAY. RIGHT EAR.
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ACTUALLY, I'M NOT.
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IT'S JUST MY MOTHER'S CLIP-ON.
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I DIDN'T KNOW YOU
LIVED WITH YOUR MOTHER.
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I DON'T. LOOK, UH...
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I CAME IN HERE AND I
WANTED YOU TO THINK
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I WAS REAL HIP AND EVERYTHING.
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LEWIS SAID TO WEAR
IT ON THE RIGHT EAR.
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THANK GOD I DIDN'T
WEAR THE CHAPS, HUH?
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NOW IT'S REALLY HUMILIATING.
NOW THAT I TALKED ABOUT IT,
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IT'S GONNA MAKE IT EVEN
HARDER FOR ME TO ASK YOU OUT.
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YOU'RE ASKING ME OUT?
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YEAH.
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WELL, THAT IS SO SWEET!
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YOU KNOW, I AM
KIND OF INTO VIRGINS.
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HEY, I GOT A CLIP-ON. I'M...
I'M... I'M A MANIAC, HERE!
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VIRGIN.
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WAIT. ARE YOU STILL
A VIRGIN IF YOU, UH...
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GO ON.
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THAT'S IT.
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YOU'RE A VIRGIN.
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YEAH, BUT BY YOUR DEFINITION,
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MY PARENTS ARE VIRGINS.
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LOOK, IF YOU'RE SEEING
SOMEONE OR SOMETHING,
239
00:09:42,849 --> 00:09:44,126
IT'S OK.
240
00:09:44,150 --> 00:09:46,128
OH, THANK YOU FOR
PERMISSION. DREW,
241
00:09:46,152 --> 00:09:49,498
DOLL, I DATE WHO I WANT,
242
00:09:49,522 --> 00:09:50,600
WHEN I WANT,
243
00:09:50,624 --> 00:09:52,268
AND WHERE I WANT.
244
00:09:52,292 --> 00:09:54,492
YOU'RE AFRAID OF ME, AREN'T YOU?
245
00:09:56,263 --> 00:09:58,974
ALL RIGHT, I'LL GO.
246
00:09:58,998 --> 00:09:59,975
SO WHERE ARE WE GOING?
247
00:09:59,999 --> 00:10:02,245
AND DON'T... BORE ME.
248
00:10:02,269 --> 00:10:04,247
OH, YOU... YOU WANT WILD, HUH?
249
00:10:04,271 --> 00:10:06,449
MM. I'LL GIVE YOU WILD.
250
00:10:06,473 --> 00:10:07,850
YOU DON'T KNOW
HOW WILD I CAN BE.
251
00:10:08,908 --> 00:10:09,885
HOLD ON JUST A SECOND.
252
00:10:09,909 --> 00:10:12,477
I GOT TO TAKE MY VITAMINS.
253
00:10:13,580 --> 00:10:15,680
HERE, WATCH THIS. NO WATER.
254
00:10:18,518 --> 00:10:20,263
DREW... YEAH?
255
00:10:20,287 --> 00:10:21,297
THEY'RE CHEWABLE.
256
00:10:21,321 --> 00:10:22,820
YEAH. BUT THEY'RE SOUR.
257
00:10:26,859 --> 00:10:27,970
YEE-HAW!
258
00:10:27,994 --> 00:10:29,126
GIDDYAP!
259
00:10:32,732 --> 00:10:35,944
SO, SECRETARIAT, YOU
TWO HAVE A GOOD TIME?
260
00:10:35,968 --> 00:10:37,980
ACTUALLY, IT WAS A LITTLE QUIET.
261
00:10:38,004 --> 00:10:40,215
QUIET? I SAW A
GUY LOSE A FINGER!
262
00:10:40,239 --> 00:10:42,485
WE WENT TO A BIKER STRIP BAR.
263
00:10:42,509 --> 00:10:44,487
IT WAS OPEN MIKE NIGHT.
264
00:10:44,511 --> 00:10:46,622
POOR MIKE.
265
00:10:46,646 --> 00:10:49,725
WHY'D YOU TAKE HER TO A
STRIP BAR ON YOUR FIRST DATE?
266
00:10:49,749 --> 00:10:51,694
NO. I TOOK HIM.
267
00:10:51,718 --> 00:10:55,398
I WANTED HIM TO MEET MOM.
268
00:10:55,422 --> 00:10:56,399
SO...
269
00:10:56,423 --> 00:10:58,000
WHEN DOES THIS PLACE OPEN?
270
00:10:58,024 --> 00:11:00,369
HEY, THE POLKA BAND
WILL BE HERE IN AN HOUR.
271
00:11:00,393 --> 00:11:03,005
THEY'RE GONNA ROCK
YOUR WORLD, BABY.
272
00:11:03,029 --> 00:11:04,707
NOW THAT YOU'RE
GOING OUT WITH DREW,
273
00:11:04,731 --> 00:11:06,776
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME
FREE HAIRSTYLING ADVICE?
274
00:11:06,800 --> 00:11:07,943
DO YOU THINK I SHOULD GO
275
00:11:07,967 --> 00:11:10,212
FOR THE FRIENDS LOOK
OR THE GEORGE CLOONEY?
276
00:11:10,236 --> 00:11:13,783
I THINK YOU SHOULD SHAVE
YOUR BUTT AND WALK BACKWARDS.
277
00:11:13,807 --> 00:11:15,767
NOW, WHICH FRIEND IS THAT?
278
00:11:17,977 --> 00:11:19,822
WOW. UH-OH.
279
00:11:19,846 --> 00:11:20,856
WHAT?
280
00:11:20,880 --> 00:11:21,990
IT'S LISA, AND SHE'S WITH
281
00:11:22,014 --> 00:11:23,892
ABOUT THE MOST
HANDSOME GUY IN THE WORLD.
282
00:11:23,916 --> 00:11:26,128
SO? I'M NOT
BOTHERED. HI, LISA...
283
00:11:26,152 --> 00:11:27,218
OH, MY GOD!
284
00:11:28,822 --> 00:11:29,799
HEY, DREW.
285
00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:30,966
HEY, GUYS.
286
00:11:30,990 --> 00:11:31,967
HI.
287
00:11:31,991 --> 00:11:34,437
I'M SOUX... WITH AN "X,"
288
00:11:34,461 --> 00:11:38,073
AND YOU ARE VERY BEAUTIFUL.
289
00:11:38,097 --> 00:11:39,508
AND I SEE YOU BELONG
290
00:11:39,532 --> 00:11:41,344
TO THE "TOY OF THE
MONTH" CLUB, TOO, HUH?
291
00:11:41,368 --> 00:11:44,112
THERE'S NO "X" IN SOUX.
292
00:11:44,136 --> 00:11:47,505
I SEE THE BATTERIES
ARE ALREADY IN.
293
00:11:50,209 --> 00:11:53,088
LISTEN, I'M GOING
TO HIT THE HEAD.
294
00:11:53,112 --> 00:11:54,757
JUST GETTING ALL
THE LITTLE SOLDIERS
295
00:11:54,781 --> 00:11:56,981
AT ATTENTION. I'LL SEE YOU.
296
00:11:58,251 --> 00:11:59,228
YAH!
297
00:11:59,252 --> 00:12:00,463
WOW.
298
00:12:00,487 --> 00:12:03,833
I HOPE YOU'RE STILL TAKING
YOUR VITAMINS, DREW.
299
00:12:03,857 --> 00:12:05,801
OH, DREW, THIS IS DEAN.
300
00:12:05,825 --> 00:12:08,804
HI. LISA AND I ARE
JUST OLD FRIENDS.
301
00:12:08,828 --> 00:12:10,973
I KNOW. WE JUST WENT TO
YOUR FAVORITE RESTAURANT...
302
00:12:10,997 --> 00:12:13,175
AND YOUR FAVORITE BASKIN-ROBBINS
303
00:12:13,199 --> 00:12:14,710
AND YOUR FAVORITE DONUT SHOP.
304
00:12:14,734 --> 00:12:16,645
SAY, DO YOU HAVE
305
00:12:16,669 --> 00:12:17,847
A FAVORITE HEART DOCTOR?
306
00:12:17,871 --> 00:12:20,271
'CAUSE I THINK THERE'S
A TRUCK ON MY CHEST.
307
00:12:23,676 --> 00:12:26,555
YOU TOOK HIM TO ALL
MY FAVORITE PLACES?
308
00:12:26,579 --> 00:12:30,125
WELL, I NEVER GOT
TO GO THERE WITH YOU.
309
00:12:30,149 --> 00:12:31,594
SEE YOU LATER, DREW.
310
00:12:31,618 --> 00:12:33,250
WANT TO GO UPSTAIRS?
311
00:12:34,954 --> 00:12:36,965
WEIRD, ISN'T IT?
312
00:12:36,989 --> 00:12:38,467
YOU'RE ON A DATE, YOU RUN
INTO YOUR OLD GIRLFRIEND
313
00:12:38,491 --> 00:12:40,436
WITH HER NEW BOYFRIEND,
314
00:12:40,460 --> 00:12:42,700
AND ALL I CAN THINK OF IS
JUST SETTING THE PLACE ON FIRE.
315
00:12:44,964 --> 00:12:46,942
DREW! DREW.
316
00:12:46,966 --> 00:12:48,944
YOU'VE GOTTEN INTO
MY VITAMINS, ANGEL?
317
00:12:48,968 --> 00:12:50,479
LISTEN,
318
00:12:50,503 --> 00:12:51,847
2 GUYS STARTED GIVING ME CRAP,
319
00:12:51,871 --> 00:12:53,449
AND WE KINDA GOT IN A
FIGHT. IN ABOUT 2 SECONDS,
320
00:12:53,473 --> 00:12:54,650
THEY'RE GOING TO COME
CHARGING DOWN HERE
321
00:12:54,674 --> 00:12:55,785
LOOKING FOR ME.
322
00:12:55,809 --> 00:12:56,985
DON'T WORRY. NO ONE'S
GOING TO HURT YOU.
323
00:12:57,009 --> 00:12:58,186
WE'LL BE IN THE CAR
BEFORE THEY GET DOWN HERE.
324
00:12:58,210 --> 00:13:00,289
COME ON, LET'S GO. DREW...
325
00:13:00,313 --> 00:13:02,190
THESE GUYS INSULTED ME.
326
00:13:02,214 --> 00:13:03,893
NOW ARE YOU GOING
TO TELL THEM OFF,
327
00:13:03,917 --> 00:13:05,628
OR ARE YOU GONNA
RUN AWAY SCARED?
328
00:13:05,652 --> 00:13:09,097
SCARED? I'LL SHOW
YOU WHO'S SCARED.
329
00:13:09,121 --> 00:13:10,132
I'LL NOT ONLY TELL THEM OFF,
330
00:13:10,156 --> 00:13:11,667
I'LL MAKE THEM APOLOGIZE.
331
00:13:11,691 --> 00:13:15,003
GREAT. DREW, THESE ARE THE GUYS.
332
00:13:15,027 --> 00:13:17,695
ARE YOU THE GUY WHO HAS
SOMETHING TO SAY TO US?
333
00:13:19,098 --> 00:13:22,177
NOPE, NOT ME.
334
00:13:22,201 --> 00:13:25,481
YOU MUST MEAN MY FRIEND LOUIS.
335
00:13:25,505 --> 00:13:27,538
HE WANTS YOU TO
APOLOGIZE TO THE LADY.
336
00:13:28,608 --> 00:13:30,786
OK, I'M SORRY. OK.
337
00:13:30,810 --> 00:13:32,455
NOW I SUGGEST YOU
GET OUT OF HERE.
338
00:13:32,479 --> 00:13:33,722
I'M TOO OUT OF SHAPE
FOR A LONG FIGHT.
339
00:13:33,746 --> 00:13:35,906
I'D JUST HAVE TO KILL YOU FAST.
340
00:13:43,189 --> 00:13:45,133
LOVELY.
341
00:13:45,157 --> 00:13:46,836
THAT WAS GREAT.
342
00:13:46,860 --> 00:13:48,036
CAN YOU IMAGINE WHAT
WOULD HAVE HAPPENED
343
00:13:48,060 --> 00:13:49,494
IF THEY'D REALLY INSULTED ME?
344
00:13:53,165 --> 00:13:54,844
YOU MEAN YOU ALMOST GOT
US KILLED FOR NO REASON?
345
00:13:54,868 --> 00:13:56,378
HEE!
346
00:13:56,402 --> 00:13:57,847
WOW. WHAT A RUSH.
347
00:13:57,871 --> 00:14:00,391
LET'S GO TO THE ZOO
AND POKE SOME BEARS.
348
00:14:06,246 --> 00:14:07,645
Soux: OOH! OUCH!
349
00:14:09,849 --> 00:14:11,227
OW!
350
00:14:11,251 --> 00:14:12,728
WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO,
351
00:14:12,752 --> 00:14:14,396
STRIP-SEARCH ME NOW?
352
00:14:14,420 --> 00:14:16,298
YOU'D LIKE THAT, WOULDN'T YOU?
353
00:14:16,322 --> 00:14:17,766
NO, MA'AM. I THINK
YOU'D LIKE IT.
354
00:14:17,790 --> 00:14:18,790
OH...
355
00:14:20,660 --> 00:14:21,670
SOUX, WHAT'S GOING ON?
356
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:23,972
I CAUGHT HER STEALING
IN HOUSEWARES, DREW.
357
00:14:23,996 --> 00:14:24,973
SHE SAID SHE KNOWS YOU,
358
00:14:24,997 --> 00:14:25,974
SO I THOUGHT I'D
HAVE A LOOK-SEE.
359
00:14:25,998 --> 00:14:28,744
OH, PLEASE.
360
00:14:28,768 --> 00:14:31,347
ALL RIGHT. ONE FOR THE FILES.
361
00:14:31,371 --> 00:14:34,250
WELL! AT LEAST WE KNOW
362
00:14:34,274 --> 00:14:36,017
SHE DIDN'T STEAL ANY LINGERIE.
363
00:14:36,041 --> 00:14:37,207
OK.
364
00:14:41,514 --> 00:14:43,459
I'LL LEAVE HER IN
YOUR CUSTODY, DREW.
365
00:14:43,483 --> 00:14:44,627
AND, YOU,
366
00:14:44,651 --> 00:14:46,128
WATCH IT, KLEPTO.
367
00:14:46,152 --> 00:14:47,630
ALL RIGHT, YOU.
368
00:14:47,654 --> 00:14:49,632
RIGHT NOW. YOU
AND ME, RIGHT NOW,
369
00:14:49,656 --> 00:14:50,821
HERE, LET'S GO. COME ON.
370
00:14:52,191 --> 00:14:55,225
DON'T MAKE ME GET
MEDIEVAL ON YOUR ASS, MA'AM.
371
00:14:57,797 --> 00:15:00,409
YOU WANT TO SEE THE
OTHER STUFF I GOT?
372
00:15:00,433 --> 00:15:02,210
YOU GOT OTHER STUFF? MM-HMM.
373
00:15:02,234 --> 00:15:03,679
YOU PUT STUFF UNDER YOUR HAT?
374
00:15:03,703 --> 00:15:05,981
NO. I STOLE THE HAT
375
00:15:06,005 --> 00:15:07,616
AND THIS ANKLE BRACELET.
376
00:15:07,640 --> 00:15:08,684
BUT I'M GONNA TAKE IT BACK,
377
00:15:08,708 --> 00:15:09,851
BECAUSE I WANT
TO GET IT ENGRAVED.
378
00:15:09,875 --> 00:15:11,387
WHY DIDN'T YOU STEAL
THE ENGRAVING MACHINE?
379
00:15:11,411 --> 00:15:13,121
WOULDN'T FIT UNDER MY SKIRT.
380
00:15:13,145 --> 00:15:14,356
LOOK, YOU CAN'T
TAKE ALL THIS STUFF.
381
00:15:14,380 --> 00:15:15,957
IT'S NOT EVEN PAID FOR.
382
00:15:15,981 --> 00:15:17,225
NOT PAID FOR?
383
00:15:17,249 --> 00:15:18,661
UH, NO. NOT TILL I CHARGED IT
384
00:15:18,685 --> 00:15:20,396
ON MY WINFRED-LOUDER
CHARGE CARD.
385
00:15:20,420 --> 00:15:24,032
YOU KNOW, ANOTHER $1,000, I
GET A FREQUENT-FLYER MILE.
386
00:15:24,056 --> 00:15:27,002
UH, MIMI, THIS IS
SOUX WITH AN "X."
387
00:15:27,026 --> 00:15:31,072
SOUX, THIS IS MIMI WITH
AN EXTRA CHROMOSOME.
388
00:15:31,096 --> 00:15:32,463
BITE ME.
389
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:36,478
WOW. THAT IS DARING.
390
00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,146
THANKS.
391
00:15:38,170 --> 00:15:39,782
SAME.
392
00:15:39,806 --> 00:15:41,483
THANKS.
393
00:15:41,507 --> 00:15:42,618
YOU KNOW, I HAVE
TO DO YOUR HAIR.
394
00:15:42,642 --> 00:15:43,619
WHERE DO YOU GO NOW?
395
00:15:43,643 --> 00:15:45,476
SCISSORS 'N' WHISKEY.
396
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:52,127
OK, I'LL GIVE YOU A SHOT.
397
00:15:52,151 --> 00:15:53,228
OK.
398
00:15:53,252 --> 00:15:56,231
THERE'S THIS MANNEQUIN
ON THE THIRD FLOOR
399
00:15:56,255 --> 00:15:57,499
THAT IS JUST SO ME.
400
00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,167
ALL RIGHT, LET'S GO. HEY, DREW?
401
00:15:59,191 --> 00:16:01,136
I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. WE
STILL ON FOR TONIGHT?
402
00:16:01,160 --> 00:16:02,471
YEAH, I...
403
00:16:02,495 --> 00:16:03,905
EXCELLENT.
404
00:16:03,929 --> 00:16:06,908
MAN. SHE'S VIOLENT, SHE STEALS,
405
00:16:06,932 --> 00:16:08,377
SHE LIKES MIMI.
406
00:16:08,401 --> 00:16:11,535
HEY, MAYBE SHE'LL BEAT
UP MIMI AND STEAL HER.
407
00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,024
DO YOU REALLY THINK
MY HAIR LOOKS GOOD?
408
00:16:23,048 --> 00:16:24,660
OH, YEAH.
409
00:16:24,684 --> 00:16:25,994
THEN WHY DID THAT
WOMAN AT THE WARSAW
410
00:16:26,018 --> 00:16:27,529
POINT AT ME AND LAUGH?
411
00:16:27,553 --> 00:16:29,598
WHAT QUALITY DO WOMEN
ADMIRE MOST IN A MAN?
412
00:16:29,622 --> 00:16:31,299
THE ABILITY TO MAKE THEM LAUGH.
413
00:16:31,323 --> 00:16:34,291
AND YOU, MY FRIEND? YOUR
MAGIC EVEN WORKS ON MEN.
414
00:16:36,429 --> 00:16:37,673
HEY, DREW, I THOUGHT
415
00:16:37,697 --> 00:16:38,674
WE WERE GOING TO
WATCH THE GAME TOGETHER.
416
00:16:38,698 --> 00:16:39,742
WHAT HAPPENED?
417
00:16:39,766 --> 00:16:42,166
I HAD A COUPLE OF
STOPS TO MAKE AND...
418
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:45,313
ALL RIGHT. THAT'S IT.
419
00:16:45,337 --> 00:16:46,815
NOBODY LAUGHED AT LEWIS
420
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:48,917
WHEN HE GOT THE DOROTHY HAMILL.
421
00:16:50,443 --> 00:16:52,788
HEY, DREW. IT'S LISA.
422
00:16:52,812 --> 00:16:55,223
UM, I'M AT HOME.
IT'S AROUND 7:30.
423
00:16:55,247 --> 00:16:57,959
GOOD NEWS. I WON'T BE
SEEING DEAN ANYMORE.
424
00:16:57,983 --> 00:16:59,862
HERE'S THE BEST PART.
425
00:16:59,886 --> 00:17:01,897
I, UH... I THINK I FOUND A WAY
426
00:17:01,921 --> 00:17:02,964
YOU AND I CAN START
SEEING EACH OTHER.
427
00:17:02,988 --> 00:17:05,033
I'M GOING TO GO TO BED EARLY,
428
00:17:05,057 --> 00:17:08,003
SO I'LL TALK TO YOU
TOMORROW. I CAN'T WAIT.
429
00:17:08,027 --> 00:17:09,438
OH, THIS IS GREAT.
430
00:17:10,930 --> 00:17:12,974
YO, DREW. IT'S SOUX.
431
00:17:12,998 --> 00:17:15,577
LISTEN. DETAILS ABOUT
OUR DATE TONIGHT...
432
00:17:15,601 --> 00:17:18,680
MEET ME AT 4000 COLLINS ROAD,
433
00:17:18,704 --> 00:17:20,248
OH, AND ONE MORE THING...
434
00:17:20,272 --> 00:17:22,406
WEAR GRIPPY SHOES.
435
00:17:25,778 --> 00:17:27,856
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
436
00:17:27,880 --> 00:17:30,692
WHAT DOES SHE MEAN
BY GRIPPY SHOES?
437
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:33,695
MAYBE IT'S SOME KIND
OF WEIRD SEX THING
438
00:17:33,719 --> 00:17:35,839
WHERE YOU HANG
UPSIDE-DOWN LIKE A BAT.
439
00:17:36,155 --> 00:17:37,399
OR MAYBE IT'S FOR SOMETHING
440
00:17:37,423 --> 00:17:39,200
REALLY DANGEROUS.
441
00:17:39,224 --> 00:17:41,859
OH, MAN. WHAT IF IT'S JOGGING?
442
00:17:47,834 --> 00:17:48,944
SOUX?
443
00:17:48,968 --> 00:17:50,946
HELLO?
444
00:17:50,970 --> 00:17:52,948
SOUX?
445
00:17:52,972 --> 00:17:55,417
OH.
446
00:17:55,441 --> 00:17:56,418
SOUX?
447
00:17:56,442 --> 00:17:58,987
WHOO! HEY, DREW.
448
00:17:59,011 --> 00:18:00,489
OH, MY GOD.
449
00:18:00,513 --> 00:18:01,757
ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR MIND?
450
00:18:01,781 --> 00:18:04,059
GET DOWN FROM THERE
451
00:18:04,083 --> 00:18:05,293
BEFORE YOU HURT YOURSELF.
452
00:18:05,317 --> 00:18:07,362
NO... WHOO!
453
00:18:07,386 --> 00:18:08,897
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF
THE VIEW FROM UP HERE?
454
00:18:08,921 --> 00:18:10,599
ISN'T IT ROMANTIC?
455
00:18:10,623 --> 00:18:11,900
OH YEAH. I'M SURE THAT'S WHY
456
00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,502
THEY BUILT THIS WATER TOWER.
457
00:18:13,526 --> 00:18:14,770
NOTHING LIKE CLIMBING
THROUGH 12 YEARS
458
00:18:14,794 --> 00:18:17,105
OF ENCRUSTED BIRD CRAP
TO GET YOU IN THE MOOD.
459
00:18:17,129 --> 00:18:18,462
YOU HAVEN'T EVEN LOOKED YET.
460
00:18:19,632 --> 00:18:21,343
OH, I THINK I'LL HAVE
PLENTY OF TIME TO LOOK
461
00:18:21,367 --> 00:18:22,878
WHILE I'M PLUNGING TO MY DEATH.
462
00:18:22,902 --> 00:18:25,080
COME ON.
463
00:18:25,104 --> 00:18:28,617
OH, YEAH. WOW.
464
00:18:28,641 --> 00:18:30,686
THE VIEW'S GREAT FROM HERE.
465
00:18:30,710 --> 00:18:33,188
HEY, I CAN SEE MY HOUSE.
466
00:18:33,212 --> 00:18:34,690
WHO WROTE THAT ON MY ROOF?
467
00:18:34,714 --> 00:18:37,025
"BITE ME."
468
00:18:37,049 --> 00:18:38,126
ALL RIGHT.
469
00:18:38,150 --> 00:18:39,628
IT'S YOUR TURN.
470
00:18:39,652 --> 00:18:41,096
YOU'RE WHAT, ABOUT 150, RIGHT?
471
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:43,599
WHAT, ARE YOU
TALKING MY RIGHT LEG?
472
00:18:43,623 --> 00:18:45,467
I CAN'T DO THAT.
473
00:18:45,491 --> 00:18:47,936
ALL RIGHT. LET'S JUST GO
DOWN THE LADDER HEADFIRST.
474
00:18:47,960 --> 00:18:49,437
UH, HEY, SOUX.
475
00:18:49,461 --> 00:18:51,406
LISTEN, UH...
476
00:18:51,430 --> 00:18:54,075
I REALLY HAD A GREAT TIME
WITH YOU THIS WEEK, AND, UH...
477
00:18:54,099 --> 00:18:55,210
BELIEVE ME, THERE'S
NO ONE I'D RATHER GO
478
00:18:55,234 --> 00:18:57,445
ON A KILLING SPREE WITH,
479
00:18:57,469 --> 00:18:58,981
BUT, UH...
480
00:18:59,005 --> 00:19:00,983
I JUST RECENTLY REALIZED
THAT MY FEELINGS FOR SOMEONE
481
00:19:01,007 --> 00:19:04,920
ARE A LOT STRONGER
THAN I THOUGHT THEY WERE.
482
00:19:04,944 --> 00:19:06,421
OH, MY GOD.
483
00:19:06,445 --> 00:19:07,878
YOU'RE DUMPING ME?
484
00:19:10,783 --> 00:19:12,260
THIS IS HORRIBLE.
485
00:19:12,284 --> 00:19:14,496
I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.
486
00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:17,465
NO! I'M NOT WORTH IT. DREW!
487
00:19:17,489 --> 00:19:20,201
YOU NEARLY PUSHED
ME OVER THE EDGE.
488
00:19:20,225 --> 00:19:22,638
OH. I'M SORRY.
489
00:19:22,662 --> 00:19:24,372
I THOUGHT YOU WERE
GOING TO KILL YOURSELF.
490
00:19:24,396 --> 00:19:25,507
OH, PLEASE. DREW,
491
00:19:25,531 --> 00:19:27,809
WE WENT OUT 3 TIMES.
492
00:19:27,833 --> 00:19:29,177
I MEAN, YOU'RE A NICE
GUY AND EVERYTHING,
493
00:19:29,201 --> 00:19:31,179
BUT I'D SOONER PUSH
YOU OFF THE WATER TOWER.
494
00:19:31,203 --> 00:19:35,316
HEH HEH HEH HEH.
495
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,874
SO YOU'RE OK WITH THIS?
496
00:19:39,445 --> 00:19:40,811
WELL...
497
00:19:42,147 --> 00:19:46,428
YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE
TO DO NOW, DON'T YOU?
498
00:19:46,452 --> 00:19:49,431
WHATEVER IT IS, YOU GO FIRST.
499
00:19:49,455 --> 00:19:50,599
ALL RIGHT.
500
00:19:50,623 --> 00:19:52,267
CLOSE YOUR EYES.
501
00:19:52,291 --> 00:19:53,457
OH.
502
00:20:02,334 --> 00:20:03,478
WOW.
503
00:20:03,502 --> 00:20:05,942
WHEN'D YOU GET THAT PIERCED?
504
00:20:14,146 --> 00:20:15,657
GOT THE SNIFFLES?
505
00:20:15,681 --> 00:20:16,858
YEAH, A LITTLE.
506
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:17,859
IT TOOK FOREVER
FOR THOSE FIREMEN
507
00:20:17,883 --> 00:20:20,261
TO GET ME DOWN OFF
THAT WATER TOWER.
508
00:20:20,285 --> 00:20:21,262
SO, WHAT'S UP?
509
00:20:21,286 --> 00:20:22,530
I JUST FOUND OUT
510
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:25,467
THAT THE NEW PERSONAL-SHOPPER
PROGRAM NEEDS A MANAGER.
511
00:20:25,491 --> 00:20:27,302
I AM THAT MANAGER.
512
00:20:27,326 --> 00:20:31,506
WOW. KATE, I NEVER EVEN
THOUGHT OF YOU FOR THIS.
513
00:20:31,530 --> 00:20:33,609
ARE YOU KIDDING? I'VE
GOT THE HIGHEST RATE
514
00:20:33,633 --> 00:20:35,210
OF RETURN CUSTOMERS
IN COSMETICS,
515
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:36,444
AND I PROMISED MY DAD
516
00:20:36,468 --> 00:20:38,847
I'D BUY HIM A NEW LAWNMOWER
WITH MY BIG NEW RAISE.
517
00:20:38,871 --> 00:20:40,015
YOUR MOM GOT TIRED
OF PULLING THE YOKE?
518
00:20:40,039 --> 00:20:41,917
YEAH.
519
00:20:41,941 --> 00:20:43,418
SO HERE'S THE BIG QUESTION.
520
00:20:43,442 --> 00:20:46,021
WILL YOU GIVE ME THE JOB?
521
00:20:46,045 --> 00:20:48,490
HEY, HAVEN'T YOU ALWAYS
BEEN THERE FOR ME?
522
00:20:48,514 --> 00:20:49,491
I'M GONNA DO
EVERYTHING IN MY POWER
523
00:20:49,515 --> 00:20:50,726
TO MAKE SURE YOU GET THIS.
524
00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:52,293
YOU'VE BEEN WORKING REALLY HARD.
525
00:20:52,317 --> 00:20:54,229
YOU DESERVE TO MOVE UP.
526
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,230
REALLY?
527
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,487
DREW, YOU'RE SUCH A SWEETHEART.
528
00:20:59,191 --> 00:21:01,103
HEY, GUYS. HEY, LISE.
529
00:21:01,127 --> 00:21:03,605
WELL, I'D LOVE TO STAY AND
WATCH YOU TWO RECONCILE,
530
00:21:03,629 --> 00:21:05,674
SO I WILL.
531
00:21:05,698 --> 00:21:06,842
UH, KATE, I THINK
532
00:21:06,866 --> 00:21:07,976
WE'RE GOING TO DO BABY TALK.
533
00:21:08,000 --> 00:21:09,133
OH, PUKE.
534
00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:12,580
SO? YOU SAID
THERE'S A WAY FOR US
535
00:21:12,604 --> 00:21:13,915
TO GET BACK
TOGETHER. WHAT IS IT?
536
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:15,250
YOU KNOW THAT NEW POSITION,
537
00:21:15,274 --> 00:21:16,718
HEAD OF THE PERSONAL-
SHOPPER PROGRAM?
538
00:21:16,742 --> 00:21:18,153
UH-HUH.
539
00:21:18,177 --> 00:21:19,621
IF I COULD GET THAT JOB,
540
00:21:19,645 --> 00:21:22,390
WE'D BOTH BE MANAGEMENT
AND WE COULD DATE.
541
00:21:22,414 --> 00:21:23,959
MAN, JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT
542
00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,962
THERE WAS NO WAY IN HELL
WE COULD EVER GET TOGETHER.
543
00:21:26,986 --> 00:21:29,898
SOMEONE MUST REALLY
BE SMILING ON US.
544
00:21:29,922 --> 00:21:31,633
OH, SOMEBODY'S
DOING SOMETHING ON US.
545
00:21:31,657 --> 00:21:33,057
THAT'S FOR SURE.
546
00:21:35,661 --> 00:21:36,805
PRETTY SOON,
547
00:21:36,829 --> 00:21:39,063
I'LL BE ABLE TO DO THAT.
548
00:21:43,502 --> 00:21:45,647
OH, PUKE.
549
00:21:45,671 --> 00:21:47,149
I'M PUTTING IN TO MANAGE
550
00:21:47,173 --> 00:21:49,151
THE PERSONAL-SHOPPER PROGRAM.
551
00:21:49,175 --> 00:21:53,321
MR. BELL SAYS HE'S
TOTALLY BEHIND ME.
552
00:21:53,345 --> 00:21:54,389
THAT COULD VERY WELL BE.
553
00:21:54,413 --> 00:21:55,913
I WOULDN'T BE ABLE
TO SEE HIM ANYWAY.
554
00:22:00,353 --> 00:22:02,063
EVER EAT POISONOUS BLOWFISH?
555
00:22:02,087 --> 00:22:04,288
ONLY ENOUGH TO GO UNCONSCIOUS.
556
00:22:05,525 --> 00:22:07,536
SO, WHAT ABOUT YOU?
557
00:22:07,560 --> 00:22:09,871
EVER RASSLE A GATOR?
558
00:22:09,895 --> 00:22:12,974
HOW DO YOU THINK I
GOT THROUGH COLLEGE?
559
00:22:12,998 --> 00:22:15,511
OK. EVER MAKE IT ON A PLANE?
560
00:22:15,535 --> 00:22:18,502
INSIDE OR OUT?
561
00:22:20,072 --> 00:22:21,983
YOU KNOW, JUST
BETWEEN YOU AND ME,
562
00:22:22,007 --> 00:22:24,486
THERE'S ONE THING THAT...
563
00:22:24,510 --> 00:22:26,190
I'VE NEVER BEEN ABLE TO DO.
564
00:22:26,712 --> 00:22:30,159
OH, COME ON, TELL ME.
565
00:22:30,183 --> 00:22:32,261
I CAN'T POLKA.
566
00:22:32,285 --> 00:22:35,230
AND YOU LIVE IN CLEVELAND?
567
00:22:35,254 --> 00:22:37,399
HA! GET UP ON YOUR HEELS, GIRL.
568
00:22:37,423 --> 00:22:38,933
IT IS TIME TO GET POLISH.
569
00:22:38,957 --> 00:22:40,702
I CAN'T.
570
00:22:40,726 --> 00:22:41,703
HERE'S A TIP.
571
00:22:41,727 --> 00:22:43,172
JUST PRETEND I'M A GATOR.
572
00:22:43,196 --> 00:22:46,175
CAPTIONING MADE
POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.
573
00:22:46,199 --> 00:22:49,178
CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL
CAPTIONING INSTITUTE www.ncicap.org...
574
00:22:49,202 --> 00:22:50,267
Baby: HA HA HA.
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