Original subtitles

DREW, DO YOU GOT ANY FRUIT ROLL-UPS IN HERE?

I'M STARVING.

HEY, DON'T EAT THE ONLY HEALTHY THING

IN MY LUNCH.

HAVE ONE OF THE FRIED MOZZARELLA BALLS.

DON'T YOU HAVE ANY PLASTIC WRAP AT HOME?

THAT'S MY NEW SELF-HELP PROGRAM.

I WRAP MY SANDWICH IN AN INSPIRATIONAL ARTICLE

AND READ IT WHILE I'M EATING.

"HOW TO HYPNOTIZE WOMEN."

KATE, YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.

MAYBE.

NO, I MEAN, KATE...

YOU WON'T TELL ANYONE ABOUT THIS.

DO YOU BELIEVE THIS GUY? HEY!

WHAT?

HE'S SNIFFING MY FRUIT ROLL.

KATE, THESE ARE THE LAST FOUR PEOPLE

THAT WILL RIDE IN A CARPOOL WITH ME.

DON'T BLOW IT, O.K.?

DREW!

WHAT?

WHAT?

HE'S SO WEIRD, DREW.

HE'S JUST ROCKIN' OUT TO SOME TAPE.

"JAMES EARL JONES READS SCHINDLER'S LIST."

SO WHAT? THE HEADPHONES AREN'T EVEN PLUGGED IN.

♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪

♪ GOT HER TO CLEVELAND UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪

♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪

♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪

♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪♪

ALL RIGHT, IT'S 30 DEGREES BELOW WITH THE WIND CHILL,

BUT I WAS ABLE TO RACK UP THE BALLS AND BREAK.

DID YOU SINK ANYTHING?

PART OF THE NINE BALL WENT IN THE SIDE POCKET.

THE REST OF IT JUST SCATTERED AROUND THE YARD.

YOUR TURN.

OHH... I NEED SOME GLOVES.

COMING RIGHT UP.

AND WE GOT GLOVES.

THE SECRET'S IN THE CINNAMON.

IT'S SO CUTE THE WAY YOU JOIN IN

ALL OUR LITTLE REINDEER GAMES.

ON DAYS LIKE THIS, MY CRAZY FRIENDS

SIT AROUND A FIREPLACE AND TOAST MARSHMALLOWS.

WHY DO YOU PLAY POOL

ON THE COLDEST DAY OF THE YEAR?

WHY DO YOU CELEBRATE NEW YEAR'S

ON THE FIRST DAY OF THE YEAR?

YOU JUST DO IT.

OW! OW! OW! OW! OW!

METAL SNAPS.

OW! OW!

CLOSE THE DOOR!

GOODNESS GRACIOUS,

WE CAN'T AFFORD TO HEAT THE WHOLE OUTDOORS.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

I HOPE IT'S COLD TOMORROW SO I DON'T HAVE TO WORK.

I HAVEN'T DONE MY EMPLOYEE EVALUATIONS.

I HOPE YOU'RE SENSITIVE WITH THOSE EVALUATIONS.

YOU DON'T WANT TO WRITE, I DON'T KNOW, FOR EXAMPLE,

"THE GUY'S GOT A GOOFY HAIRCUT."

THAT COULD REALLY HURT... SOMEONE.

DREW, WHEN YOU GET TO EARL'S EVALUATION,

I'VE GOT A FEW THINGS TO ADD.

THE WAY HE WAS ACTING IN THE CAR WAS JUST THE TIP OF THE ICEBERG.

HE'S A LITTLE QUIRKY, BUT HE'S O.K.

WHO'S EARL?

A GUY I HIRED A FEW MONTHS AGO.

NICE GUY, BIT OF A LONER, KIND OF QUIET.

ALWAYS CARRIES AROUND A HATBOX.

I'M SERIOUS. HE'S ALWAYS CREEPED ME OUT,

BUT NOW HE STARES AT ME ALL THE TIME.

I'M SURE IT'S NOT ALL THE TIME.

I KNEW YOU'D SAY THAT.

HE WAS STARING AT ME AT 10:00 WHEN HE GOT COFFEE,

AT 10:15 WHEN HE WENT TO WASH HIS HANDS,

AT 10:40 AT HIS BREAK,

AT 10:50 WHEN HE DID HIS DEEP-KNEE BENDS,

AT 11:20 WHEN HE CRACKED EVERY SINGLE KNUCKLE.

SO EVERY TIME YOU'RE SPYING ON HIM, HE'S STARING AT YOU?

EXACTLY.

YOU KNOW HOW MOST GUYS

JUST UNDRESS YOU WITH THEIR EYES?

WITH EARL, IT'S LIKE...

I DON'T KNOW HOW TO PUT THIS...

HE'S TAKING OFF MY SKIN.

WE HAD A CRAZY GUY AT DRUG-CO.

TURNED OUT HE ACCIDENTALLY TOOK A DRUG

THAT TURNS YOU INTO A PSYCHOPATHIC AX MURDERER.

IT'S NOT ON THE MARKET YET.

APPARENTLY IT GIVES YOU HEADACHES.

SOMETIMES YOU JUST LIKE TO HEAR

YOURSELF TALK, DON'T YOU?

KATE, IF IT WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER,

I'LL TALK TO EARL. THANKS.

BY THE WAY, HE ALSO THINKS HE'S THE STORE MANAGER.

IT'S PROBABLY JUST AN AFFIRMATION.

IF YOU SAY THOSE THINGS OVER AND OVER, THEY COME TRUE.

I LEARNED THAT

FROM MY HAM-AND-CHEESE SANDWICH YESTERDAY.

ALTHOUGH MY TUNA SANDWICH DISAGREED.

IT SAID TO JUST BE HAPPY AS YOU ARE.

WHEW!

I SCRATCHED, AND EITHER IT'S REALLY COLD OUT THERE,

OR THERE'S A LOT MORE ROOM IN MY UNDERWEAR.

OH, LOOK. ONE OF THE MANNEQUINS ESCAPED

FROM THE "BIG AND USELESS" DEPARTMENT.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

I DON'T KNOW.

WHY DO PEOPLE SLOW DOWN TO LOOK AT A CAR WRECK?

JUST SO I DON'T START ANY RUMORS,

WHO ARE YOU BUYING A TIE FOR?

JUST SOMEONE SPECIAL, AS IF YOU CARED.

SOMEONE I KNOW?

I DON'T KNOW.

MAYBE.

HERE'S HIS PICTURE.

HA HA HA.

ANTONIO BANDERAS?

YOUR SPECIAL SOMEONE IS ANTONIO BANDERAS.

DOES, UH, DOES HE KNOW ABOUT THIS?

WE'VE WRITTEN A FEW TIMES.

LET ME GUESS. YOU WRITE TO HIM,

THEN HE SENDS YOU BACK

AN AUTOGRAPHED RESTRAINING ORDER.

HEY, IT'S NO DIFFERENT THAN THAT THING

BETWEEN YOU AND SARA LEE.

I ONLY WROTE TO HER ONCE.

THAT WAS A GREAT IDEA,

A CAKE YOU CAN EAT IN THE SHOWER.

HEY, DREW.

MIMI, YOU FIND ANYTHING YET?

NO, I'M STILL LOOKING.

WAIT A MINUTE.

GUMMI BRA!

SHE SHOULD WASH IT OUT, THEN.

SO, UH... WHAT CAN I DO FOR YOU?

OH, YOU KNOW, JUST MAKING MY ROUNDS.

MAKING SURE EVERYBODY'S HAPPY.

JUST WANTED TO SAY HI.

HI.

HI.

OOH, AND, UH, I NEED TO BUY A TIE.

O.K., LET ME JUST...

HEY, YOU TOUCH IT, YOU BUY IT.

OH, I'M SORRY.

WELL, DON'T BOTHER!

THEY'RE ALL MESSED UP NOW.

ANYWAY...

I'LL JUST START AGAIN.

JUST OUT OF CURIOSITY, EARL,

DID YOU LOSE YOUR HAIR, OR DID YOU PULL IT OUT?

WAIT A MINUTE. SHE'S DOING IT AGAIN.

WHO?

KATE. SHE'S STARING AT ME.

SHE DOES THIS ALL DAY LONG.

SHE MAKES ME FEEL LIKE CHARLTON HESTON

IN THAT APE MOVIE.

PLANET OF THE APES?

NO.

BENEATH THE PLANET OF THE APES.

THAT'S THE ONE.

WOW, THAT'S SO FUNNY.

SHE THINKS YOU'RE STARING AT HER,

AND YOU THINK SHE'S STARING...

HEY... WHOA!

HEY, MAN. YOU DIDN'T HAVE TO TOUCH ME.

I'M SORRY. I DIDN'T KNOW.

HEY, YOU WOULDN'T LIKE IT IF I JUST CAME UP

AND STARTED TOUCHING YOU.

I WOULDN'T LIKE IT. I'M NOT LIKING IT.

WELL, YOU CAN TELL KATE

AND ANY OTHER EMPLOYEE THAT HAS A PROBLEM

THAT THEY CAN MIND THEIR OWN BUSINESS.

L-LOOK, NOBODY'S HASSLING YOU HERE, PAL.

JUST CALM DOWN.

JUST... KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK.

WELL, THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

NOW, IF YOU DON'T MIND,

I GOT A DEPARTMENT STORE TO MANAGE.

MAN, I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN HE WAS NUTS

BY THOSE CRAZY GLASSES.

THE NO TOUCHING THING, THE ANAL TIE THING,

THE DELUSIONS OF POWER THING.

IT'S GOT THE CLASSIC SIGNS OF A THING

OR, AT LEAST, SOMETHING IN THE THING FAMILY.

SO, HE IS CRAZY?

I DON'T WANT TO SAY IT FIRST.

I ALREADY SAID IT.

THEN I CONCUR.

HE'S WICKY IN THE WACKY WOO.

HOW DID I MISS IT?

WE GAVE HIM A PSYCHOLOGICAL PROFILE.

HE PASSED WITH FLYING COLORS.

UNDER THE QUESTION,

"HAVE YOU EVER HAD SEIZURES,

BLACKOUTS, OR BEEN INSTITUTIONALIZED?"

IT SAYS, "NEVER."

IT DOESN'T SAY, "NEVER."

IT SAYS, "OVER."

AS IN TURN OVER.

NO, IT DOESN'T.

OH, MY GOD.

WHAT'S IT SAY?

IT SAYS, IN SO MANY WORDS,

HE'S WICKY IN THE WACKY WOO.

BOY, LOOK AT ALL THESE INSTITUTIONS.

"INSTITUTION FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE,

INSTITUTION FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSA..."

OH.

"YALE UNIVERSITY...

OUTPATIENT FACILITY FOR THE CRIMINALLY INSANE."

OH.

I WANT TO SAY ONE THING.

"EARL" MINUS "L" IS "EAR."

HOW MUCH MORE CLEAR COULD IT BE?

LEWIS, "CLEAR" MINUS "CL" IS "EAR."

NO. NOW YOU'RE REACHING.

FIRE THE GUY. WHAT'S THE PROBLEM?

LEGALLY, I GOT TO SEND HIM

TO THE COMPANY SHRINK.

SHE'S GOOD. I THINK SHE'S FREUDIAN.

HOW DO YOU KNOW?

SHE HAS A BEARD AND SMOKES A CIGAR.

DREW, GET RID OF THIS GUY.

NO. HERE'S WHAT YOU DO.

WALK UP TO EARL, GRAB MIMI,

USE HER AS A HUMAN SHIELD,

AND SAY, "EARL, YOU'RE FIRED."

WELL, THERE'S GOT TO BE A BETTER WAY.

I DON'T WANT TO GRAB MIMI.

OH, WHAT AM I WORRIED ABOUT?

I'VE FIRED PEOPLE BEFORE.

WE LEARNED ABOUT THIS IN OUR TERMINATION SEMINAR.

JUST BE CALM, SPEAK IN A CONFIDENT VOICE,

AND NEVER END A SENTENCE WITH,

"YEAH, BIG SHOT? I DARE YOU."

IT SAYS RIGHT HERE, DREW,

TRY TO MAKE THE PERSON BEING FIRED FEEL VALUABLE.

IF WANT TO MAKE A GUY FEEL VALUABLE.

WHEN YOU BREAK THE BODY DOWN

INTO ITS CHEMICALS, IT'S WORTH $187.50.

OR I COULD SIT THERE AND PRETEND TO LISTEN

WHILE HE BABBLES ON LIKE A LUNATIC.

YEAH. I'M TALKING TO YOU, PAL.

AH-CHOO.

OH, I SEE YOU CLEANED YOUR BLOWHOLE.

HEY, I GOT SOME PAPERWORK ON EARL

THAT SAYS YOU'RE GOING TO FIRE HIM.

THAT'S RIGHT.

YOU CAN'T. I LIKE HIM.

I LIKE THE WAY HE LOOKS AT ME,

LIKE A LADY.

HE'S LOOKING AT YOU LIKE A TRENCH COAT.

HE WANTS YOUR SKIN.

REALLY? SO, HE'S NUTS?

UH-HUH.

IT'S ALWAYS THE CUTE ONES.

OH, HI, EARL.

I GOT TO GO.

FEEL FREE TO USE

ANY SHARP OBJECTS ON MY DESK.

O.K.

HEY, DREW, WHAT DID YOU WANT?

LET'S TALK.

WHY DON'T YOU HAVE A SEAT?

WAIT A MINUTE, DREW.

YOUR NECKTIE ISN'T TIED RIGHT.

CAN'T HAVE AN EXECUTIVE

WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT.

NOW, WHAT IS IT YOU WANTED TO SAY?

WELL...

THE THING IS, EARL, WE'RE PHASING OUT THE TIE DEPARTMENT.

HUH?

WE'RE PHASING OUT TIES ALTOGETHER.

TAB COLLARS ARE IN. I BLAME THE FRENCH.

AU REVOIR, MON TIE.

BUT... BUT WHAT ABOUT MY JOB?

THERE'S OTHER POSITIONS OUT THERE.

MY MOM SAID, "GOD NEVER CLOSES A DOOR

WITHOUT OPENING A WINDOW."

MY MOTHER ALWAYS SAID, "CLOSE THAT DAMN DOOR,

"OR I WILL THROW YOU OUT THAT WINDOW!

AAH!"

YOU KNOW, EARL, WE HAVE A PSYCHOLOGIST

HERE AT WINFRED-LOUDER.

I'D BE GLAD TO CALL HER.

HEY.

HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY.

HEY.

I'M NOT CRAZY.

IS THAT WHY YOU'RE FIRING ME?

OH, EARL,

WHO'S TO SAY WHO'S CRAZY?

EXCEPT FOR THE 10 DOCTORS

ON THE BACK OF YOUR APPLICATION.

I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE.

YOU'RE FIRING ME AT THE END OF THE DAY,

MAKING ME FEEL VALUABLE...

OH, I ALMOST FORGOT. WAIT.

EARL, YOU'RE VERY VALUABLE TO US.

CHECK.

ALL RIGHT.

SO, WHERE'S THE SECURITY GUARD?

THEY ALWAYS HAVE ONE HIDING SOMEWHERE NEARBY.

WELL, I DON'T.

SO, I COULD KILL YOU RIGHT NOW,

AND NO ONE WOULD STOP ME.

HE'S BEHIND THE POST. CHUCK!

OH, CHUCK!

ALL RIGHT.

WHY DON'T YOU COME WITH ME?

DON'T TOUCH HIM.

WE'LL GET YOUR BELONGINGS

AND WALK QUIETLY TO YOUR CAR.

FEEL FREE TO MAKE A BREAK FOR IT.

IT'S BEEN KIND OF A SLOW DAY.

SEE YOU LATER, EARL.

YOU WILL BECAUSE YOU GOT TO GO HOME SOMETIME.

COME TO MY HOUSE, PAL.

YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE I LIVE.

720 SEDGWICK!

OH, YEAH? THAT'S WHERE I USED TO LIVE

RIGHT BEFORE I MOVED...

IN ABOUT AN HOUR.

JAY, HONEY, I'VE BEEN THINKING ABOUT US.

OOH, ARE WE NAKED AND COVERED IN DAISIES?

YES.

AND WE'RE SEEING EACH OTHER EXCLUSIVELY.

HA HA HA.

GEE, LOOK HOW FAST WE GOT DRESSED.

I DON'T WANT TO PRESSURE YOU.

I KNOW YOU'RE JUST COMING OUT

OF A DIFFICULT RELATIONSHIP.

SO, WHAT DO YOU SAY?

EXCLUSIVE OR NOT?

OW! OW! YES.

HEY, EVERYBODY, WE'RE GOING STEADY.

BOY, I'D HATE TO SEE WHAT YOU GRAB

FOR A MARRIAGE PROPOSAL.

AW. AW.

THAT'S SO CUTE.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE GOING HOME.

YOU'RE NOT SCARED TO GO HOME, ARE YOU?

I STOPPED AT MY HOUSE BEFORE I CAME HERE.

YOU'RE NOT WORRIED

THAT EARL'S WAITING TO KILL YOU?

OH, OF COURSE NOT.

WAIT A MINUTE.

YOU MADE ME WEAR YOUR HAT AND COAT

WHEN I WENT INSIDE TO GET YOUR MAIL.

PLEASE. WHAT AN IMAGINATION.

THEN HOW COME YOU SAT IN THE CAR

AND KEPT YELLING, "HURRY UP, DREW"?

I GOT CONFUSED.

YOU LOOKED SO MUCH LIKE ME.

OH.

OH.

RELAX, DREW.

EARL'S CRAZY. HE'S NOT A STALKER.

IT'S BEEN THREE HOURS SINCE YOU FIRED HIM.

MOST DISGRUNTLED EMPLOYEES STRIKE

WITHIN... OH, SORRY.

RIGHT ABOUT NOW. WATCH YOUR BACK!

HA HA HA.

GOT YOU.

CAN WE STOP IT NOW?

I WANT TO PUT THIS DAY BEHIND ME.

BEHIND YOU.

BEHIND ME.

IT'S EARL.

AAH!

GOT YOU AGAIN.

EVERYBODY PUT THEIR HANDS ON THE TABLE.

HEY.

AAH.

HA HA HA. HA HA HA.

I'LL LAUGH AS IF I KNOW THE JOKE.

HA HA HA.

OH, MY SIDE HURTS.

HE FIRED EARL.

EARL'S HERE.

LEWIS, WAVE BYE-BYE TO THE JOKE.

NO, DREW, HE'S NOT KIDDING.

EARL IS SITTING OVER THERE.

IF EARL WAS SITTING BEHIND ME,

WOULD I DO THIS?

HEY, EARL, HOW MANY FINGER AM I HOLDING UP?

UH, O.K., NOBODY'S LAUGHING.

I TAKE IT, EARL REALLY IS SITTING BEHIND ME?

AH, CRAP.

DREW, GET OUT OF HERE.

NO WAY.

DREW, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.

THE CALLS ARE COMING FROM INSIDE THE BAR.

I GOT TO GO TALK TO HIM.

NOPE. NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

THERE'S TOO MANY PEOPLE HERE.

I'LL DO THIS LATER.

ALL RIGHT. THE BASEMENT'S CLEAR.

ATTIC'S EMPTY.

THERE'S NO ONE IN THE BATHROOM...

EXCEPT MR. BUBBLE.

HA HA HA. HA HA HA.

NO ONE'S IN THE BEDROOM.

I COULD'VE CALLED THAT ONE.

WELL, ALL RIGHT.

THANKS FOR STOPPING BY.

EVERYTHING'S FINE.

I'M COOL.

HEY, WE DON'T MIND STICKING AROUND,

ALTHOUGH WE KNOW YOU'RE A BRAVE GUY, BUBBLES.

COME ON.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO STICK AROUND.

EVERYTHING'S GOING TO BE O.K.

WE WANT TO.

IT'LL BE LIKE A SLUMBER PARTY...

OR IT'LL BE LIKE, UH, SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE.

SOMEBODY GOES OFF TO HAVE SEX

AND GETS KILLED.

O.K., YOU GUYS CAN STAY,

BUT JUST ONE NIGHT.

AND NO PSYCHO KILLER HUMOR.

SURE.

KA KA KA.

CHA CHA CHA.

KA KA KA.

CHA CHA CHA.

KA KA KA.

AAH! AAH! AAH!

I'LL GET IT.

DREW, YOU CAN'T JUST OPEN THE DOOR.

THERE'S A LUNATIC AFTER YOU.

I ORDERED A PIZZA.

THE DOMINO'S GUY FORGOT OUR KNOCK.

IT'S CHUCK FROM SECURITY.

WHAT'S HE DOING HERE?

I ASKED HIM TO STOP BY.

I WAS WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

BANG! YOU'RE DEAD.

VERY STUPID MOVE, DREW.

LET ME IN AND CLOSE THE DOOR.

HOW DID YOU KNOW I DIDN'T HAVE A GUN?

I'VE BEEN INSIDE THREE TIMES, DREW.

OR SHOULD I SAY, "MR. BUBBLE"?

YOU MEAN, YOU CAN GET IN AND OUT OF MY HOUSE

WITHOUT ME KNOWING IT?

IT MIGHT HAVE BEEN DIFFICULT

IF THE FAKE PLASTIC ROCK WITH THE KEY

WASN'T SITTING UNDER THE WELCOME MAT.

WELL, IT'S EASIER THAN STICKING IT

UP THE CERAMIC FROG'S BUTT, LET ME TELL YOU.

I NEVER HAD TO WORRY BEFORE.

I DON'T WANT TO START NOW.

YOU BETTER START NOW, DREW.

1 OUT OF 8 STALKING CASES

IS A DISGRUNTLED EX-EMPLOYEE.

THE OTHER SEVEN ARE UNREQUITED LOVE.

SO, YOU'RE SAFE THERE.

LOOK, I APPRECIATE YOU STOPPING BY,

BUT I THINK WE HAVE EVERYTHING UNDER CONTROL.

YEAH. RIGHT.

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE.

WE CAN GET THIS DONE QUICKLY.

KATE, CLOSE ALL THE BLINDS AND THE DRAPES.

YOU, TALL GUY, GET ME SOME ROPE.

WE'RE GOING TO SET UP A FEW TRIP WIRES.

YOU, JAY, GO SHOVEL THE WALK.

THANKS, CHUCK.

I DON'T THINK I NEED ALL THIS STUFF.

YOU'RE NOT DYING ON MY WATCH.

CURLY, FIND ME A TAPE RECORDER.

I DON'T WANT A CALL THAT'S NOT TAPED.

CURLY... I LIKE THAT.

WHAT ARE YOU CALLING ME?

UH, ANNOYING. LET'S GO.

WE HAVE WORK TO DO.

HOLD IT. STOP.

I CAN'T GO TO MY BAR.

I CAN'T GET MY MAIL.

I CAN'T EVEN TALK ON THE PHONE.

WHAT'LL IT TAKE TO FEEL SAFE?

A 24-HOUR POLICE WATCH,

AN UNLISTED NUMBER,

AN ELECTRONIC SECURITY SYSTEM,

OR YOU COULD JUST MOVE.

THAT'S IT. THANKS FOR EVERYTHING.

I'M NOT SPENDING THE REST OF MY LIFE HIDING.

SOME PEOPLE RUN FROM DANGER.

I'M NOT GOING TO DO THAT.

DREW, YOU HAVE A SURGE PROTECTOR

ON YOUR ELECTRIC TOOTHBRUSH.

HEY, 7 OUT OF 10 HOUSEHOLD ACCIDENTS

OCCUR IN THE MOUTH.

ARE YOU SURE YOU DON'T WANT US TO STAY?

LOOK, I APPRECIATE EVERYBODY'S CONCERN.

IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO.

THANKS.

TAKE IT EASY, DREW.

SEE YOU.

AAH! AAH!

HA HA. HA HA.

SOMEBODY DESERVES A BUBBLE BATH TONIGHT.

HEY, EARL, IF YOU'RE OUT THERE,

I'M COMING OUT WITH THE TRASH!

I'M ALL ALONE!

JUST ME AND MY TIGER-WOLF HYBRID FOAMY.

GRR.

GRR.

SHH. FOAMY, SHH.

THAT'S A CUTE NAME... FOAMY.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

♪ 720 SEDGWICK ♪♪

O.K., THAT'S YOUR FIRST MISTAKE.

I'M GOING UPSTAIRS, GETTING MY BAT,

AND SHOW YOU YOUR SECOND MISTAKE...

WAITING FOR ME TO GET MY BAT.

WAIT. WAIT. WAIT.

I'M NOT HERE FOR THAT.

I JUST NEED TO TALK.

I CAME BY THE WARSAW.

I COULDN'T DO IT THERE.

THAT'S WHAT YOU WANTED?

YEAH. I DON'T WANT TO LOSE MY JOB, DREW.

IF YOU THINK I SHOULD TALK TO THE SHRINK,

I'M WILLING TO DO IT.

REALLY?

YEAH. THAT'S ALL I WANTED...

HER NUMBER.

SO, YOU'RE NOT MAD AT ME?

NAH. YOU WERE JUST DOING YOUR JOB.

OH, MAN, I WAS PRETTY SCARED THERE FOR A WHILE.

MY LIFE FLASHED BEFORE MY EYES.

I SHOULD'VE NEVER GOTTEN THAT PERM.

HA HA HA.

LISTEN, WHY DON'T YOU WAIT RIGHT HERE?

I'LL GO GET THE NUMBER OF THAT SHRINK.

YOU KNOW, UH,

I MAY HAVE MISJUDGED YOU,

BUT YOU GOT TO ADMIT,

YOU WERE ACTING CRAZY.

YEAH. I KNOW.

BUT I'M READY TO TAKE MATTERS

INTO MY OWN HANDS AND SOLVE MY PROBLEM.

YOU JUST OUGHT TO REALLY BE PROUD OF YOURSELF.

BE RIGHT BACK.

I'M JUST REALLY GLAD WE GOT TO WORK THIS THING OUT.

I JUST LOVE HAPPY ENDINGS.

ME, TOO.

ME, TOO.

DROP IT...

NOW.

HANDS WHERE I CAN SEE THEM.

CHUCK, PUT THE GUN DOWN.

IT'S O.K.

I REASONED WITH HIM.

DREW, IF I DIDN'T COME BACK,

HE WOULD'VE SHOT YOU.

REALLY?

YEAH.

I'LL HOLD HIM HERE, DREW.

YOU GO CALL THE COPS.

BUT BEFORE THE COPS GET HERE,

I WANT YOU TO THINK ABOUT THIS.

UHH.

EASY, DREW.

HE'LL GET ENOUGH OF THAT IN PRISON.

KA KA KA CHA CHA CHA.

KA KA KA CHA CHA CHA.

REE REE REE!

REE REE REE!

NIGHT, MIMI.

NIGHT. HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.

YOU, TOO.

CAPTIONING MADE POSSIBLE BY WARNER BROS.

CAPTIONED BY THE NATIONAL CAPTIONING INSTITUTE

"DEAR MIMI,

"AND IN CLOSING, MY DARLING MIMI,

"I WILL LOVE YOU LONGER THAN TIME ITSELF.

ETERNALLY YOURS, ANTONIO BANDERAS."

"P.S.- THANK YOU FOR YOUR PICTURE.

I THINK I FOUND WALDO."