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Mimi: GOOD NIGHT, MR. BELL.

HELP YOU WITH YOUR COAT?

NO.

PUNCH OUT FOR YOU?

WHAT ARE YOU UP TO?

NOTHING. I JUST KNOW IT'S BEEN A LONG DAY,

YOU'RE TIRED, ANXIOUS TO GO HOME, YOU KNOW.

YOU KNOW, I HAVE A SECRET WAY OF KNOWING

IF SOMEONE'S BEEN IN MY DRAWERS.

BELIEVE ME, IF ANYBODY'S BEEN IN YOUR DRAWERS,

THEY'D WANT IT KEPT A SECRET.

IF I FIND EVEN ONE TROLL DOLL OUT OF PLACE,

YOU'RE GONNA HAVE 10 LITTLE PLASTIC FEET

STICKING OUT OF YOUR BUTT.

DON'T WORRY. I WON'T TOUCH

ONE LITTLE THING ON YOUR DESK.

DREW, I DROPPED THIS,

BUT I CAUGHT IT ON THE FIRST BOUNCE.

THAT'S OK, RIGHT?

ANYTHING FALL OFF? JUST THIS.

EH, DOESN'T LOOK IMPORTANT.

ALL RIGHT.

DREW, YOU GO THROUGH THIS EVERY YEAR.

I REALLY DON'T THINK THE NUMBER OF COMPUTERS

IS WHAT'S GONNA IMPRESS YOUR DAD.

HEY, I'M NOT TAKING ANY CHANCES.

THIS IS THE FIRST TIME MY DAD'S SEEN WHERE I WORK.

WELL, ACTUALLY THE SECOND, BUT THIS TIME,

I'M NOT TALKING THROUGH A CLOWN'S HEAD.

SORT OF.

SORRY.

HEY, OSWALD. HEY.

YOU KNOW. I WAS ON MY DELIVERY ROUTE.

AND I HAD THE STRANGEST FEELING

I WAS SUPPOSED TO DO SOMETHING,

AND I COULDN'T REMEMBER WHAT.

YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PICK UP MY DAD AT THE AIRPORT!

OHH! DAMN IT!

NOW, I GOTTA DRIVE...

WHAT THE HELL DID I TELL YOU

ABOUT SWEARIN', DREW?!

ONLY IN CHURCH AND IN FRONT OF OLD LADIES.

HOW YA DOIN', DAD? HA HA HA.

HEY! COME HERE, KATIE.

NO PINCHING. WOULD I?

I'M NOT 6 ANYMORE.

OH, LOOK AT THAT FACE!

OH... THAT'S IT!

HEY!

I'LL LET GO WHEN YOU DO.

1... 1...

2... 2...

3.3.

AAH! AAH!

HOO HOO HOO!

SO, HOW WAS YOUR TRIP?

IT WAS FINE, TILL I GOT IN THE TRUCK WITH THIS GUY.

HE STOPS EVERY BLOCK.

HEY, IT'S FREE, OLD MAN.

YOU KISS YOUR GORGEOUS MOTHER WITH THAT MOUTH?

WELL, SOMEONE'S STILL ANTSY IN THEIR PANTSY.

IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU. HOW'S MOM?

NOT AS FINE AS OSWALD'S MOM.

WILL YOU STOP?

TSH. I GOT TO MAKE A FEW MORE STOPS.

YOU WANT A RIDE?

CAN I THROW PACKAGES OUT OF THE BACK OF THE TRUCK

AND WATCH THE CARS SWERVE?

YES, YOU CAN. OK.

BYE, GUYS.

I'M SORRY MOM DIDN'T GET TO COME WITH YOU FROM FLORIDA

FOR YOUR LIFETIME ACHIEVEMENT AWARD AT THE LODGE.

WELL, YOU KNOW, SHE'S BUSY WITH HER CLUBS,

HER WOMEN'S GROUPS.

IS GAVIN MacCLEOD AT THE BURT REYNOLDS THEATER AGAIN?

YEAH. YEAH.

MAN! IT LOOKS LIKE

A LOT OF VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS GOES ON HERE.

SO THIS IS WHERE YOU'VE BEEN WORKING FOR THE LAST 7 YEARS.

YEP. RIGHT HERE IN FRONT OF ALL THESE COMPUTERS.

HUH! THE OFFICE SOUNDED BIGGER ON THE PHONE.

WELL, YOU KNOW, I USED TO HAVE A BIGGER PHONE.

DREW, I CAME BACK FOR MY KEYS,

AND SOMEBODY...

HI. I'M MIMI BOBECK.

OH. GEORGE CAREY, DREW'S DAD.

IT IS MY PLEASURE, I ASSURE YOU.

OH! WELL, I SEE WHERE DREW

DOESN'T GET IT FROM.

SO, DREW, I SEE WE HAVE HONG KONG ON-LINE.

WHY DON'T YOU LINK US UP

SO WE CAN SEE WHAT'S COMING DOWN THE YANGTZE RIVER

WITHOUT A PADDLE?

I CAN'T, MIMI. IT'S CHINESE NEW YEAR.

IT'S THE YEAR OF THE DEAD STOOL PIGEON.

DREW, YOU RASCAL, YOU.

I BET HE WAS A REAL PISTOL

WHEN HE WAS GROWING UP.

OH, HA HA. OH, HE REALLY GAVE HIS MOM AND ME

A RUN FOR OUR MONEY.

DAD, DON'T.

I'M SURE HE DID SOME REALLY EMBARRASSING THINGS

AS A LITTLE BOY, HUH?

YOU MEAN, LIKE WHEN HE DISCOVERED HIMSELF?

JUST LIKE THAT.

OH, MY GOD.

HIS MOTHER AND ME ARE GOING,

"DON'T TOUCH IT IN FRONT OF COMPANY!

DON'T TOUCH IT IN THE GROCERY STORE!"

HEY! LOOK...

SOMETHING'S COMING IN THROUGH HONG KONG.

"IF YOU CAN SEE THEM,

THEY CAN SEE YOU TOUCHING IT!"

DAD!

ANYTHING ELSE? OH, GOD.

YOU COULD WRITE A BOOK ABOUT THIS KID.

OR AT LEAST A COMPANY NEWSLETTER.

I'LL BE BACK. I WANT TO GRAB A PEN.

WELL, THAT'S JUST GREAT. WHY DON'T YOU JUST TELL HER

HOW I USED TO WALK AROUND THE HOUSE IN HIGH HEELS?

OOH, GOOD ONE!

♪ MOON OVER PARMA, BRING MY LOVE TO ME TONIGHT ♪

♪ GUIDE HER TO CLEVELAND UNDERNEATH YOUR SILVERY LIGHT ♪

♪ WE'RE GOIN' BOWLIN' ♪

♪ SO DON'T LOSE HER IN SOLON ♪

♪ MOON OVER PARMA TONIGHT ♪

YOU KNOW, BOYS, PLAYING POOL...

IT'S LIKE MAKING LOVE.

YOU TAKE YOUR TIME...

YOU KEEP A STEADY HAND...

AND BEWARE OF ANYONE NAMED "FATS."

YEAH!

YES! AND THE ALL-CAREY TEAM TAKES THE LEAD!

YOU KNOW, I CAN'T BELIEVE

YOU DIDN'T MOVE THIS THING INSIDE, DREW.

THE ONLY THING STOPPING ME WAS YOUR MOTHER.

EH, SHE DIDN'T WANT A BUNCH OF SLOPPY, DRUNKEN MEN

HANGING AROUND IN THE BASEMENT.

SO, WHAT'D SHE GET?

All: A BUNCH OF SLOPPY, DRUNKEN MEN

HANGING AROUND THE YARD.

BOY, DO I REMEMBER THAT FIGHT.

"GEORGE, YOU'RE NOT BRINGING THIS POOL TABLE IN THE HOUSE."

"WELL, I'M NOT TAKING IT BACK."

"WELL, THEN, IT'S STAYING OUTSIDE."

"FINE." "FINE."

"FINE!" "FINE."

"FINE!" "FINE!"

YOU COULD HEAR IT DOWN THE BLOCK.

I'LL NEVER FORGET YOU, MR. CAREY...

PLAYING OUT IN THE RAIN AND SNOW

WHILE WE SAT INSIDE WATCHING,

DRINKING HOT CHOCOLATE.

WHAT WAS IT THAT MRS. CAREY USED TO SAY?

SHE USED TO SAY "ONE MORE BOLT OF LIGHTNING,

I GET BOTH SIDES OF THE BED."

8-BALL IN THE SIDE POCKET.

YEAH!

IF WE'RE VERY QUIET,

WE CAN OBSERVE THE BULL ELK AND ITS CALF

IN A VIOLENT STRUGGLE FOR DOMINANCE.

HI, GUYS.

HI, MR. C.

JAY, THIS IS DREW'S DAD.

DREW'S DAD, THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND JAY.

YOU THE BODY-SHOP PUNK OR THE CARNY WORKER?

NO, I'M THE MOVER TRASH.

NO, HE'S NOT.

HE OWNS HIS OWN MOVING COMPANY.

I'M ACTUALLY DATING A STABLE GUY.

YOU ARE STABLE, AREN'T YOU?

WELL, THAT'S WHAT THE PAROLE BOARD SAID.

WH...

HEY, PIZZA SHOULD BE DONE. WHO'S HUNGRY?

ME!

UH, WE'RE ACTUALLY GONNA PLAY ONE MORE GAME.

HOW ABOUT A GAME OF 8-BALL?

WINNER GETS CONTROL OF THE OTHER GUY'S LIFE.

WAIT, I ALREADY LOST THAT TO YOU LAST WEEK.

WELL, THEN YOU HAVE NO CHOICE. RACK 'EM.

DREW, WHATEVER HAPPENED TO YOUR PLANS

TO BUILD A DECK AND A JACUZZI OUT IN THE BACKYARD?

WELL, UH, YOU KNOW

THE ASPEN PLACE NEEDED A NEW ROOF,

AND I KINDA HAD MY EYE ON THE SMALL PACIFIC NATIONS.

SON, WHEN WAS THE LAST TIME YOU GOT A RAISE?

WELL, NOT RECENTLY, BUT MANY THINGS

SUCH AS VCRs AND DIGITAL WATCHES HAVE GOTTEN CHEAPER,

SO IT'S KIND OF A WASH.

BESIDES, WINFRED-LOUDER ALWAYS COMES THROUGH

WITH A NICE CHRISTMAS GIFT.

YES, IT'S NICE TO GET SOMETHING PERSONAL.

YOU KNOW, LAST YEAR, I GOT ALL MY EMPLOYEES

LEATHER JACKETS WITH THE COMPANY LOGO ON 'EM.

HEY, HOW ABOUT YOU?

SOMETHING LIKE THAT, ONLY ON A ROPE.

MR. CAREY, YOU SHOULD KNOW

THAT DREW IS ONE OF THE MOST BELOVED MEMBERS

OF THE WINFRED-LOUDER FAMILY.

LAST YEAR, HE WENT FOR $65 AT THE BACHELOR AUCTION.

SO, I STUFFED. IT WAS FOR A GOOD CAUSE.

BELOVED DOESN'T GET YOU A JACUZZI.

YOU WANT THE NICE THINGS IN LIFE,

YOU GOT TO HAVE A WAY TO GET THEM.

SO, WHAT'S YOUR GAME PLAN?

YOU DON'T THINK I HAVE ONE, DO YOU?

DO YA?

YEAH, KEEP PLANNING TO SHOW UP TO WORK UNTIL SOMEBODY DIES

AND THEY BUMP ME UPSTAIRS.

I ALSO PLAN TO PUT YOU UP IN A HOTEL NEXT TIME YOU VISIT.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL SOMEBODY DIES

TO GET A BETTER POSITION.

YOU EVER THINK OF JOINING THE LODGE?

A LOT OF GOOD NETWORKING GOES ON THERE.

YOU KNOW THE GUY THAT DESIGNED THE FEDERAL BUILDING?

HE WAS A WILDEBEEST?

NO.

Both: A WILDEBEEST BUS HIT HIM.

KILLED HIM.

I CAN KILL PEOPLE. COOL. I'M JOINING.

JOINING WHAT?

MY DAD WANTS ME TO JOIN HIS LODGE.

Jay: YOU KNOW, DREW, I'M AN ELK.

AND IT'S A GREAT BUSINESS CONNECTION.

YEAH. I CAN WEAR MY RUDOLPH ANTLERS.

WE DON'T WEAR ANTLERS.

WELL, IS THERE A RULE THAT ONE CAN'T?

YOU GUYS REALLY WANT TO JOIN?

SURE, IF YOUR DAD WILL SPONSOR US.

HEY, CAN I DRIVE ONE OF THOSE LITTLE CARS IN THE PARADE?

YOU KNOW, MAYBE I AM MISSING SOMETHING HERE.

I REMEMBER VISITING THE LODGE WHEN I WAS A KID.

THEY HAD ME IN A BLINDFOLD.

I HEARD THE SECRET WILDEBEEST CHANT.

THAT WAS ONE OF THE BEST DAYS

ME AND MY DAD SPENT TOGETHER.

YEAH. GOOD THING THAT BABY-SITTER CRAPPED OUT.

SHE DIDN'T REALLY CRAP OUT. I KIND OF...

DISCOVERED MYSELF IN FRONT OF HER, TOO.

WOW! IT'S JUST LIKE I IMAGINED.

YOUR DAD WAS SO GREAT TO SPONSOR BOTH OF US, MAN.

THIS IS SO, LIKE, OUT OF THE PAST...

YOU KNOW, ALL MEN,

DEAD ANIMAL PARTS ALL OVER THE WALLS.

IT FEELS SO PRIMAL.

I JUST WANT TO GET NAKED AND HOWL.

YOU DO THAT, YOU'RE OUT OF HERE.

HELP YOURSELVES TO THE FOOD, BOYS.

NO, DREW. WAIT A MINUTE.

THERE'S SOMEONE I WANT YOU TO MEET.

DREW, THIS IS TOM.

I THINK YOU MIGHT WANT TO LISTEN TO HIM.

HE MAY HAVE SOME GOOD NEWS FOR YOU.

I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I FORGOT TO KISS THE ANTLERS.

SIT DOWN, DREW.

THANKS.

UM...

YOUR DAD MAY NOT HAVE MENTIONED IT,

BUT I'M A HEADHUNTER FOR JONES AND WILEY.

HE TELLS ME YOU'RE THINKING ABOUT MAKING A CHANGE.

WELL, I'M NOT LOOKING,

BUT THERE'S NO RING ON MY FINGER.

LISTEN, I CIRCULATED YOUR RESUME.

TO SOME OF MY BEST CLIENTS.

AND I'VE GOT 3 GREAT OFFERS FOR YOU.

WOW! 3 PEOPLE BIDDING FOR ME? YEAH.

I DIDN'T EVEN STUFF THIS TIME.

LOOK, WE PROMISED YOUR DAD.

YOU JOIN THIS LODGE, AND WE'LL DO ANYTHING WE CAN FOR YOU.

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

HEY, DREW? THIS IS BROTHER LESTER.

HE'S IN CHARGE OF ADMISSIONS

FOR THE WHOLE LODGE.

HEY, HOW YOU DOING, DREW?

OH.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M RETURNING THE SECRET WILDEBEEST GREETING.

I WAS ADJUSTING MY GLASSES.

WE DON'T HAVE A SECRET WILDEBEEST GREETING.

OH.

WE MET LESTER OVER AT THE BUFFET.

SHOWED US HOW TO MAKE A TONGUE SANDWICH

THAT LOOKS LIKE IT'S REALLY TALKING.

WHAT LINE ARE YOU IN, DREW?

AT THE MOMENT,

I'M IN PERSONNEL AT WINFRED-LOUDER.

YOU KNOW, DOWNTOWN.

OH, MAN, DOWNTOWN. I DON'T ENVY YOU.

YEAH. THE TRAFFIC IS MURDER.

YEAH. NOT TO MENTION HOW DARK IT GETS AT NIGHT,

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

YOU KNOW, THIS LODGE USES

"YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN" A LOT,

IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

WELL, WE... WE TRY TO BE A LITTLE DISCREET.

HEY, DID YOU HEAR THE ONE WHERE THE JEW

WALKS INTO THE MASSAGE PARLOR?

NOW, YOU DO KNOW WHAT DISCREET MEANS, RIGHT?

WHY? THERE'S NOBODY AT A WILDEBEEST MEETING

THAT'S GOING TO BE OFFENDED.

WHY NOT?

WELL, LET'S JUST SAY...

A JEW WON'T BE WALKING IN HERE.

HOW DO YOU KNOW... HOW DO YOU KNOW WHO IS WALKING IN HERE?

WE'VE NEVER MET. FOR ALL YOU KNOW, I COULD BE 1/16 CHEROKEE.

YEAH, RIGHT.

I AM. GET OUT OF HERE. YOU ARE NOT.

YES, I AM. MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER WAS CHEROKEE.

SO, I SUPPOSE YOU WANT ME TO LEAVE NOW.

LOOK, WE DON'T CARE ABOUT 1/16 INDIAN.

WE'RE JUST TRYING TO MAINTAIN A MEMBERSHIP

WHERE WE CAN BE OURSELVES.

CAN YOU JUST EXCUSE US FOR A SECOND?

CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS I CAN'T JOIN A PLACE

THAT DOESN'T LET ANY BLACKS AND JEWS IN.

YOU KNOW, I THOUGHT I FELT A BAD VIBE IN THIS PLACE.

ME, TOO. I THOUGHT I THOUGHT IT WAS 'CAUSE I ATE TOO MUCH MEAT.

DREW.

I TALKED TO TOM.

HE REALLY LIKES YOU.

HE'S GOING TO HELP YOU OUT BIG-TIME.

THAT'S GREAT, DAD. CAN I TALK TO YOU JUST FOR SECOND?

HEY, GEORGE. COME ON!

IT'S YOUR NIGHT.

THANKS, DREW.

THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE.

YEAH. MINE, TOO, EXCEPT FOR THE TIME

MOM FORGOT HER GLASSES AND RAN OVER THE DOG.

DREW, I'M DOING A COLUMN FOR THE STORE NEWSLETTER,

STRANGE BUT DREW,

AND I WANT TO GET MY FACTS, UH, STRAIGHT.

IS IT TRUE YOUR FIRST KISS WAS WITH A HAM?! HA HA!

HEY, AM I LOOKING AT A WILDEBEEST?

NO, THAT'S JUST MIMI. SHE'S MY BOSS' ASSISTANT.

I CAN'T JOIN THAT LODGE, MAN.

IT'S ALL JUST A BUNCH OF BIGOTS.

YOU KNOW, MY LODGE ISN'T LIKE THAT.

YOU KNOW, THE WILDEBEESTS ARE A DISGRACE

TO HARD-DRINKING, MALE-ONLY ORGANIZATIONS EVERYWHERE.

SO, DID YOU TALK TO YOUR DAD AFTER THE LODGE MEETING?

WELL, I TRIED TO, BUT IT'S KINDA HARD

TO HAVE A HEART-TO-HEART TALK WITH YOUR DAD

WHEN YOU HAVE TO STRIP HIM NAKED

AND SHOVE HIM IN THE SHOWER.

OSWALD'S AN INDIAN?

HOW COME NO ONE EVER TOLD ME?

I DON'T KNOW, BUT ALL THE SIGNS WERE THERE.

HE FOUND A USE FOR ALL PARTS OF THE BUFFALO

AFTER THE HUNT. HE HAD 90 DIFFERENT NAMES FOR SNOW.

YOU KNOW, HE... HE DOES SHED A SINGLE TEAR

EVERY TIME SOMEONE POLLUTES.

HI, NO-LOINCLOTH-BIG-ENOUGH.

ARE YOU READY FOR LUNCH?

DREW, YOU WANT TO COME WITH?

NAH. I GOT EAT. THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY.

I GOTTA COME UP WITH A PLAN TO SHOW MY DAD

I CAN BE A SUCCESS WITHOUT THE LODGE.

I LOVE YOU WHETHER YOU'RE SUCCESSFUL OR JUST THE WAY YOU ARE.

MAN, IT'S 6 MONTHS TILL EMPLOYEE REVIEWS.

THIS SUCKS. AWW... LOOK, THE LITTLE DOG'S

DRESSED LIKE SHAKESPEARE.

WHY DON'T YOU GUYS GO AHEAD. I'M GONNA MAKE A CALL.

ALL RIGHT.

BYE.

Man: HELLO.

MR. BELL, IT'S DREW CAREY.

WHAT IS IT?

WELL, SIR, I WAS WONDERING IF YOU HAD TIME

TO SEE ME IN YOUR OFFICE FOR A FEW MINUTES?

SURE. CALL ME AROUND THE FIRST OF THE MONTH.

NO. I NEED TO TALK TO YOU NOW.

ARE YOU HIGH, CAREY?

NO, SIR. I WANT A RAISE.

SORRY, CAREY. NO CAN DO.

NO WANT DO.

NO CARE DO.

ARE YOU HIGH, SIR?

ANYTHING ELSE, CAREY?

LOOK, I'VE WORKED HERE FOR 7 YEARS.

I CAN'T BELIEVE I'M SAYING THIS,

BUT IF I DON'T GET A RAISE,

I'M LEAVING.

ALL RIGHT. I'LL GIVE YOU AN EXTRA $100 A MONTH.

OH, MY GOD! THANK YOU, SIR!

BOY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT I WOULD HAVE DONE IF...

HOW ABOUT 125?

I DIDN'T WANT TO MAKE YOU NERVOUS, BUT I HAD TO HEAR.

YOUR DAD'S GONNA BE SO PROUD.

YEAH. MAYBE NOW I CAN TELL HIM

THAT I'M THE ONE THAT STOLE HIS PLAYBOYS

AND BROKE THE KITCHEN WINDOW.

I THOUGHT THAT WAS YOUR BROTHER NEAL.

STILL COULD BE. LET'S SEE WHAT IT'S WORTH TO HIM.

♪ MONEY DON'T BUY EVERYTHING, IT'S TRUE ♪

♪ BUT WHAT IT DON'T BUY, I CAN'T USE ♪

♪ JUST GIVE ME MONEY ♪

HEY, DAD.

HOW'S THE VCR COMING?

IT WAS WORKING AT 1:00.

THEN IT BROKE AT 3:00.

THEN IT WAS WORKING AT 4:00.

THEN IT BROKE AT 6:00.

NOW I'M JUST TRYING TO FIGURE OUT

WHY THE CLOCK STILL WORKS.

LISTEN, I APPRECIATE YOU TAKING A STAB AT IT,

BUT MAYBE I SHOULD TAKE IT TO SOMEONE

WHO KNOWS WHAT THEY'RE DOING.

OH, I'M SORRY.

I THOUGHT YOU WANTED IT SCREWED UP BY A NOVICE.

HERE. IT'S FIXED.

THANKS.

SO HOW DID YOU WEAR OUT THE FREEZE FRAME?

UH...

SPORTING EVENTS.

HEY, I GOT SOME GOOD NEWS.

I GOT A RAISE.

YOU'RE KIDDING. CONGRATULATIONS!

SEE? MORE LEVERAGE WHEN YOU NEGOTIATE

YOUR DEAL FOR THE NEW JOB.

THIS CALLS FOR SOME ICE CREAM.

DAD, LAST NIGHT, YOU SAID

THE ANNIVERSARY OF YOUR BYPASS

CALLED FOR SOME ICE CREAM.

ALL RIGHT.

THIS CALLS FOR SOME OF YOUR LOW-FAT CHEESE.

SO I GUESS I DON'T HAVE TO JOIN THE WILDEBEESTS AFTER ALL.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? OF COURSE YOU DO.

WELL, YOU KNOW, I'LL BE SO BUSY REBUDGETING

AND LOOKING FOR... HOLD ON TO YOUR HAT...

A NEW CAR,

I JUST WON'T HAVE THE TIME.

A NEW CAR!

WHAT YEAR?

I WAS THINKING A '92.

MAYBE A RECALLED '93.

JOIN THE LODGE.

WHAT FOR? I'M DOING EVERYTHING YOU WANT. I'M MOVING AHEAD.

JUST GOT A PROMOTION AND A RAISE.

PRETTY SOON, I'LL BE RUNNING THAT JOINT.

YEAH. AND THEN WHAT?

AND THEN YOU'LL COMPLAIN ABOUT IT.

MAN, I'M NEVER GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU, HUH?

I REMEMBER ONE TIME I CAME HOME WITH 4 Cs,

YOU SAID, "WHY DIDN'T YOU GET 6 Cs?"

YOU GET DISAPPOINTED WHEN I GET SECOND-DEGREE BURNS.

OH, COME ON.

COME ON! THERE'S NOTHING WRONG WITH A FATHER

WANTING MORE FOR HIS SON. YOU CAN DO BETTER.

THE WILDEBEESTS CAN HELP YOU.

YEAH. MAYBE I CAN WORK IN THE CLOAKROOM

HANGING UP THEIR SHEETS.

WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

MAYBE IT'S A DIFFERENT CROWD THAN WHEN YOU JOINED.

BUT, YOU KNOW, THESE GUYS...

ONE GUY SAID THAT MEXICANS SHOULDN'T LEARN ENGLISH

SO THEY WOULDN'T KNOW WE'RE PAYING THEM LESS THAN BLACKS.

NO. SAME CROWD.

AND THAT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU? YOU KNOW, I SURE WASN'T RAISED THAT WAY.

OF COURSE IT BOTHERS ME,

BUT THERE ARE IDIOTS EVERYWHERE.

YOU IGNORE THEM IF YOU WANT TO GET AHEAD FASTER.

YOU KNOW WHAT?

THIS ISN'T EVEN ABOUT THE LODGE.

THIS IS ABOUT YOU BEING TOO STUBBORN

TO TAKE YOUR FATHER'S ADVICE.

HEY, YOU KNOW, I LIKE MY JOB, PROBLEMS AND ALL.

I ENJOY MY FRIENDS. I HAVE A GOOD LIFE.

I'M NOT A KID ANYMORE, SO LEAVE ME ALONE.

YOU'D THINK YOU'D BE SATISFIED TO KNOW THAT I'M HAPPY.

LET ME TELL YOU...

I DID VERY WELL WORKING AT A JOB FOR 35 YEARS

THAT I HATED. HAPPY DOESN'T MEAN...

JACK CHEESE.

YEAH? IF YOU'RE GONNA START SWEARING, I'M LEAVING.

YOU DON'T HAVE TO. I WILL.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

I'M PLAYING POOL.

NO, YOU'RE NOT.

YOU'RE GOING TO LISTEN TO ME.

YOU KNOW, I GOT A LOT OF THINGS FROM YOU...

MY STUBBORNNESS, MY PERSEVERANCE,

MY LOW WAISTLINE.

IF YOU THINK A DAY GOES BY WHERE I DON'T HEAR YOUR VOICE IN MY HEAD

TELLING ME TO TRY HARDER, YOU'RE WRONG.

AND I'M NOT SAYING I DON'T APPRECIATE EVERYTHING YOU'VE DONE FOR ME,

BUT, YOU KNOW, GET OFF MY ASS!

NEIL'S THE ONE WHO STOLE YOUR PLAYBOYS

AND BROKE THE KITCHEN WINDOW.

YOU KNOW, I SAID THE SAME THING TO MY FATHER

WHEN I WAS ABOUT YOUR AGE.

HE BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF ME.

YEAH. GRANDPA USED TO TELL ME THAT STORY

BEFORE HE PUT ME TO BED.

YEAH WELL, YOUR GRANDFATHER

WAS FROM THE OLD COUNTRY.

HE DIDN'T KNOW ANY BETTER.

DAD, SINCE WHEN IS PENNSYLVANIA THE OLD COUNTRY?

I'M SAYING... HE WAS BITTER, DREW.

HE NEVER REACHED HIS FULL POTENTIAL.

I DON'T WANT YOU TO FEEL LIKE THAT

20 YEARS FROM NOW.

I WON'T. AND IF I DO, IT'S GOING TO BE MY OWN FAULT,

SO, YOU KNOW, YOU'RE OFF THE HOOK.

IT'S 20 YEARS... THAT'S ALL I GOT?

GIVE OR TAKE.

10 YEARS,

YOU WANT TO LEAVE YOUR WIFE AND KIDS

FOR THAT HOT NUMBER WITH NICE MUFFINS

BEHIND THE COUNTER AT DUNKIN' DONUTS,

BUT YOU GET OVER THAT.

DAD...

THE WOMAN AT DUNKIN' DONUTS

IS 64 YEARS OLD NOW.

SHE SMOKES OUT OF HER NECK.

OHH...

STARTING TO SNOW.

STILL WANT TO PLAY?

IS MY LAST NAME CAREY?

BUCK A BALL.

YOU'RE ON.

YOU KNOW THOSE RAIN GUTTERS LOOK CLOGGED.

YOU KNOW, THEY WERE LIKE THAT

WHEN I BOUGHT THE PLACE FROM YOU.

YOU KNOW, FOR ALL YOUR TALK,

YOU DIDN'T DO ONE THING IN 30 YEARS TO FIX THIS HOUSE.

WHY DO YOU THINK I SOLD IT? PLACE IS A MONEY PIT.

HEY, NO EATING IN THE CAR.

I'M ONLY RENTING IT FOR A WEEK.

I DON'T WANT PEANUT SHELLS ALL OVER THE PLACE.

COME ON, WATCH IT. THAT'S GENUINE PLEATHER.

DREW, CAN YOU PLEASE PUT THE TOP UP?! I'M FREEZING.

COME ON, THIS IS GREAT. THE HEAT IS ON. THE TOP IS DOWN.

WAY TO SPEND A RAISE, DREW.

I GOT A COLD FRONT BLOWING ACROSS MY HEAD

AND A WARM FRONT BREWING IN MY PANTS.

I'M EITHER GONNA CATCH PNEUMONIA OR BECOME A TORNADO.

IF IT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER

I'LL DRIVE BEHIND THIS TRUCK.

IT'LL BLOCK THE WIND.

DREW, THAT'S A GARBAGE TRUCK.

YEAH, BUT SEE? IT'S BETTER. IT'S LESS WINDY.

OH, MAN!

DON'T YOU HATE IT WHEN BITS OF PAPER

FLY OFF A GARBAGE TRUCK?

OH, JUST FIGURES. IF YOU'RE NOT

COMPLAINING ABOUT THE COLD,

YOU'RE COMPLAINING ABOUT A COUPLE OF PIECES OF PAPER.

OK, COME ON. PUT THE TOP UP, DREW.

COME ON!

ALL RIGHT! ALL RIGHT!

HEY, SHUT IT ALL THE WAY!

I CAN'T. IT'S STUCK.

OH!

OH, MAN, IT'S LIKE A CATCHER'S MITT!

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