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# Leave this world

# Life's too short

- Hey. - Morning.

This was a surprise.

Was it?

Well first you tell me you love me,

then you show up at my door, dressed as Cupid.

I don't think anyone I've dated

has ever been quite so romantic.

No, I'm Putto.

My little cherub.

I mean, I'm not Cupid.

I didn't come here to shoot you.

No, 'cause your arrow kinda hit me right here.

I was really drunk.

I was aiming for your face.

You wore me down, Mister.

Always been a sucker for the grand, romantic gesture.

Huh?

Who knew?

So now Clark thinks I'm making

these grand, romantic gestures,

but I don't even remember saying, "I love you."

And I was total blackout last night.

I don't even remember how I got to his place.

So now he wants me, but he totally thinks I'm someone else.

I thought you liked Clark.

I did, but then he's been mean to me for months.

What's this?

Oh, this came for you by courier.

Oh God, not the student loan people.

I don't think so.

Early and Colton invite you to celebrate with them

on the occasion of their, wedding?

That little bitch.

It was nice of them to think of ya.

He's torturing me.

He thinks he won.

And Early is the prize?

Early, his money, his huge house, his comfortable life.

Backing for my musical.

I feel like you just want what you can't have.

The minute you get it, you wouldn't want it anymore.

What, are you working for my mother now?

If I want your opinion, I'll pay you $100 an hour for it.

- Buddy. - What's this about?

Come in.

Is your fiance trying to rub it in my face?

- No. - And why this week?

Is he pregnant?

It was my idea to invite you.

'Cause we've meant so much to each other.

Oh.

Well, that's nice.

I just didn't think you'd get so upset about it.

I'm not upset.

I just hate that little weasel

is getting everything I ever wanted.

Oh, you're jealous.

Don't make me laugh.

You are.

Isn't this interesting.

Or maybe you invited me to test my resolve.

You think?

Who invites their ex to their wedding?

Who gets so mad at a wedding invitation

that they show up at the groom's place,

wearing nothing but short shorts, out of season?

Who gets engaged to a bland, carbon copy of their ex,

unless they're trying to piss me off?

Who gets pissed that their ex is getting married

if they don't still have feelings for me?

No one.

- This is wrong. - We are monsters.

Oh.

Okay, okay, yeah?

Yeah, we're doin' this.

Oh mother of pearl.

Eh, bitter.

Very.

Which one's your favorite?

I'd say the Moon Ant or the Dew Bomb.

I like the Blazing Rain.

Yeah, it was tart.

Mm.

Well, I can check craft brewery off my bucket list.

You've never been to a craft brewery?

Never in my life.

What have you been doing all this time?

Work my ass off.

I mean, I kept my nose down,

got married when I was still in school.

I have daughters, grown now, pretty much.

So I drove 'em to ballet, piano, and the mall.

- Field hockey. - Ug.

- So what else is on your list? - The bucket list?

- Being- - One of the guys.

Yeah.

Hey, when's the Super Bowl?

- February. - Can we watch it?

Yeah, I,

I kinda have, like a really small TV though.

Hey, I'll get you a new TV.

- It's a date. - Yeah.

What else?

Wanna go camping?

Okay, but like in the spring.

Yeah, yeah.

What about next week?

Are there any sports in season?

Basketball.

- The Warriors, man! - We're goin'.

Yeah!

What cha making?

Dinner.

What can I do for you?

I uh, I wanted to say that I'm sorry.

You did that already.

Yeah.

I said I was sorry for losing your money.

I wanted to say that I'm sorry for hurting your feelings.

Thank you.

I appreciate that.

Would we be able to go back to how things used to be?

Before I, you know, fucked it up?

Our arrangement.

Yeah.

You remember on our first date,

when I asked you if you could be uncomplicated?

Turns out, you're complicated.

My daddy dumped me 'cause I'm too complicated.

# We go round and round

My daddy's marrying my nemesis.

# Up and down this town

My daddy got me third row seats to the Warriors.

Can you sell 'em? 'Cause we need cash.

Nah, he pays me to hang out with him too.

Pays you to watch basketball?

Well good, one of us is liquid.

Which one?

I don't know, I just,

I feel like I keep ending up in the same spot.

Broke, no Visa.

I lost all the money from my app.

I like it here,

but I'm finding less and less reasons to stay.

Well maybe you should go home.

You don't like it there?

No, I love Nova Scotia, I love it.

It's beautiful, it's open, the air is damp.

It smells like salt.

But, everything I want is out here.

- Your app? - Yeah, app.

Wanna make some games, maybe like a virtual world thing.

Sometimes when you focus,

like really hard on what you want,

you forget to enjoy what you have.

Like, where you are, you know?

Yeah, yeah.

Nice, settle down.

And five, six, seven, eight, and hip kick,

hip kick, roll up, shoulder shimmy and left, and right,

and left, pivot, and land.

Nice, let's try that again.

Five, six, seven, eight and hip kick, hip kick,

roll forward, shoulder shimmy and left and right,

and left, pivot, and land.

You are a volcano.

You have a suit?

What, like do I own a suit?

I want you to come to a wedding with me.

- When? - Today.

Who's getting married?

Colton, from school.

Oh, well definitely.

What?

No nothing, it's just taking me to weddings now?

Who knew there was this romance novel here inside of you?

Hey, you know what?

I love you too.

I'm surprised Colton invited you but not me.

I didn't know you guys were close.

Thanks for bringing me.

Always bring a date who's hotter than the bride.

We're off to a late start.

I'm gonna go check on things.

Hi.

Is he here?

He's just upstairs.

Who's walking you down the isle?

We both are.

Should I go check on him?

Yeah, if you think it'll help.

You look beautiful.

I didn't think you'd come.

I always come.

What's the holdup?

You know I've waited for this my whole life?

At one point, maybe four points,

I was sure this would never happen.

It just seemed elusive, beyond my reach.

Right now, I can't tell if I'm savoring the moment,

or frozen with fear.

What are you afraid of?

Everything changing.

If you didn't want things to change,

you wouldn't have asked him to marry you.

Or me, for that matter.

Everything changes anyway.

What's happening?

- I worked my magic. - You are magic.

Friends, we have come today,

in the presence of God and these witnesses,

at the invitation of Early and Colton,

so that we may share in the joy of their matrimony.

The outward celebrations that we will hear and see today

are expressions of the inner love

and devotion in their hearts.

So if there are any here today who know of any reason

why these men should not be joined together in matrimony,

speak now or forever hold your peace.

I had sex with Bud.

What?

- When? - Tuesday.

What!?

You, out!

You touched my husband?

Good for you.

I never, I have, you!

# Yeah, give me something to dance to #

# Something I can jam to

# Yeah, give me something to dance to #

# Something I can jam to

- Hello? - Is Daffyd there?

Who's calling?

It's Tab, um, one of the guys.

I'm sorry, Daffyd passed away last night.

What?

How?

They don't know yet.

They think it might have been a clot

that moved to his heart.

I thought he had six months.

Me too.

Maybe this stops a lot of suffering.

Yeah.

I'm sorry for your loss.

You too.

# I came to party, tell me what's your poison #

# You bring the girls, I'll bring the boys #

# And leave your egos at home

Did you happen to come across his Warrior tickets?

# Said there's no need to be shy #

# We all came here to have a good time #

Do you believe they made me pay the full price?

Oh, that looks like it smarts.

I just didn't want my marriage to get off to a bad start.

What's wrong?

It's like everything's going along fine, at first.

But then it all falls apart, every time.

People are cool, and it's fun at first,

but then nothing ever fits right for long.

Things fall into place, I promise.

But they haven't for you.

Ouch.

They have in some ways.

I love my job, I like my home, I have good friends.

And I have had love.

Good, long-lasting love.

Maybe I will again.

I never had any of those things.

You have the best friends in the world.

My friends are the worst.

They'll figure themselves out too.

Yeah.

I miss you.

I miss you more, guaranteed.

Do you think I'm dumb?

Have you ever fallen in love with someone

who you knew for sure couldn't possibly love you back?

No.

Well then, you're not as dumb as I am.

- Goodnight. - Goodnight.

We're closing.

Yeah, I actually thought maybe this place

would give me some hours?

Really?

Yeah, I mean, I know my way around.

Just might be easier than breaking in somebody new.

It could be.

- Breakfast? - Yeah, sure.

# Oh, I keep my memories locked inside us #

# Oh, you'll need them more than I #

# So give me one kiss goodbye

# Don't try to make me stay for a while #

# Give me one kiss goodbye, should I welcome back #

# Just give me one kiss goodbye #

# Oh

# Give me one kiss goodbye

# Don't try to make me stay for a while #

# Oh