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# Life's too short
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Pull it.
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Harder.
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Harder!
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You're
having a party?
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You're having a
party. It's Halloween.
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I don't have a costume.
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The three of us are going
as Destiny's Child. I'm Bae.
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No.
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Don't worry, I got
butt padding for you.
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Yeah, I'm not doing
blackface with you guys.
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We're not changing
our skin color.
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I keep tellin' him we're
gonna look like Wilson Phillips.
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I've been waiting my whole
life to have two friends
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who love me enough to
go as Destiny's Child.
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And you're still
waiting for that.
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Ugh! You guys are so lame.
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We could go as the
three little pigs.
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Daffyd said he'd
lend me his tails.
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I'd be down for like
the Three Stooges.
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or like the Three Amigos.
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Oh, that's not
cultural appropriation?
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I don't think so?
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Charlie's Angels.
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Okay, the three bears.
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Without a Goldilocks?
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Huey Duey and Louie.
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Guys!
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Quit fighting, or I'm
going as Cinderella
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and you're gonna be the
bitches who stole her shoe.
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Did you even read...
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How are we gonna
afford this party?
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We're gonna make
money on this party.
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The first three drinks are free.
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The next three costs five bucks.
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The seventh onward costs
whatever you have in your wallet
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'cause you're too
shit-faced to count.
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All right, well, I'm not
really in the party mood.
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You can blow up balloons.
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I'm gonna go order booze.
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I'm gonna buy the candy.
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You actually gonna
buy it this year,
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or are you just gonna knock
on people's doors again?
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What's it to you?
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- Oh, hi.
- Gentlemen.
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There you are.
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So you lost all my money?
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30 grand?
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Yeah.
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The developer went bankrupt.
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Put the whole 30 down.
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I was gonna raise another
five to give to him
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when it was done.
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Instead of telling me, you
stopped answering my texts
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and taking my calls?
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Sorry.
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You ghosted me.
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I just didn't know
how to face you.
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I thought, you
know, if I saved up
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or figured out a
way to pay you back.
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You don't have to pay me back.
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- Of course I do.
- No.
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It was an investment,
not a loan.
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If your aunt makes
money, then I make money.
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If not, I lose.
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I didn't give you money I
couldn't afford to lose.
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I didn't even make the app.
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So?
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If you manage to make your app
at some point in the future,
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then you can think
about paying me back.
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Until then, you don't
owe me anything.
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I was so freaked out.
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Yeah, you made some
really stupid mistakes.
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You don't cash flow your
supplier 90% up front;
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you release installments when
they deliver on milestones.
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You didn't even research who
you were giving your money to.
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I shouldn't have
trusted that guy.
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And you don't
ghost your friends.
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You didn't deserve that.
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Oh, I know.
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Well, I came here to see
if you were okay, and
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I can see that you're fine.
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I've been a complete mess.
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I fucked up. I'm sorry.
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Yeah.
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Apologies don't really
count when you've been
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tracked down and stalked.
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I'll leave you alone now.
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Wait, hey, come on.
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Shit.
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Oh, hey Cupid.
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We're Raphael's trio of putti.
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What?
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It was the only thing
we could all agree on,
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except the Andrews Sisters,
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but it was too late
to order the uniforms.
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I would've come to this
as Venus in a clamshell
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had I only known.
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I feel like my genius
is pretty much lost
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on this crowd anyway.
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Yeah, you need better friends.
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Or any friends, someone
who loves me enough
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to go as Kelly Rowland.
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Hello?
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Benny!
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What are you doing here?
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You invited me.
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- I did?
- Yeah.
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Oh, that's right!
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I sent a group message
to everyone in my whole address book.
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Oh, I should
have guessed that.
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Well, if I did
have a guest list,
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you totally would've been on it.
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Yeah, I bet I would've.
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I totally miss you.
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What do you miss?
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I miss that you take
me to the best dinners
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and you buy me the
coolest clothes
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and we talk about stuff.
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Honestly, nobody else ever
wants to listen to me.
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You know what I miss?
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I miss the way you fling
yourself into my bed
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like a giant threw
you outta the sky.
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I miss the way you make me
laugh just by being wrong,
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and I miss the way I
pull back from a kiss
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and see your crooked smile.
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I'm gonna grab a drink.
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First Costas and now Benny?
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The ghosts of blowjobs past
are haunting us this Halloween.
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Is my smile crooked?
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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Who are you?
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It's me, Sarah.
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Oh, okay.
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Great party.
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Thank you. I pride myself
on being an excellent host.
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So it's been a while.
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Yeah, it has.
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Sorry, I missed Bud's
TikTok flash mob thing.
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Yeah, it was really great.
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I think you would've added a
lot of verve to the number.
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Well, you know,
maybe the sequel.
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Yeah.
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Is everything okay?
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You ever feel like you
need to claw yourself
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out of a hole?
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When I was born.
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After that?
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Yeah, I mean, sometimes I
think it's all a big hole.
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Are you okay with that?
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Well, I don't make
the rules, right?
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I'm just losing at the game.
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Losing?
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Yeah. I'm losing
at everything.
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I didn't finish my degree.
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I haven't had a boyfriend
for more than two months
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since high school.
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I work minimum wage plus
tips I have to flirt to get.
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I literally get $10
more in debt every week.
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Damn, you really are a loser.
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Yeah, but like
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I'm not a sore loser.
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I'll keep trying until
I win at something.
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Miss Congeniality.
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Honestly, that's like
higher than my expectations
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at this point.
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I don't need a crown.
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What's going on in here?
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Can I help you?
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I just need my lipstick.
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Mickey, you need a fresh coat?
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No. You don't.
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Disappointing, you two.
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Don't do anything I wouldn't do.
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Is there anything
that she wouldn't do?
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I feel like no. That's
definitely a short list.
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That'll be $5.
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Tipping is encouraged.
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Hey! You wanna hit?
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Sure.
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Hi.
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This is Gladdy
and this is Clover.
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Gladdy. Clover.
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Benny's one
of my oldest friends.
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Very old.
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We say distinguished
and very handsome.
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Oh. I don't want to
interrupt anything.
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You should stay and
have a smoke with us.
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Tab is always such
a bad influence.
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I know. He's the worst.
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Ow!
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The three of you
gonna gang up on me?
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- You wish.
- Huh? Are you?
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- Ah!
- Are you?
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Watch the bong!
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Oh, I love this song.
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You can go back
out if you want.
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No.
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You can dance with
me in here though.
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- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
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Come on.
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You know, I've always wanted
to dance with a giant baby.
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Can't
believe you haven't.
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Ow!
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It's telling
you I'm a people person.
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What you need? A good woman.
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Oh!
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Well, isn't it a little
late for trick or treating?
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Ah, you've been
drinking. Come in.
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Here you go.
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You have anything
to put in it?
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Drink it up.
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You'll feel a lot
less sorry tomorrow.
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So what brings you a-callin'
in the middle of the night?
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Everybody looked really happy
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and I missed you.
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Oh, you got drunk
and you missed me.
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I'm not drunk.
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Unfortunately, you always
seem to miss me the most
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when you're not sober.
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That's not true.
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It's just, liquor
makes me brave.
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I always do a shot
before I go on stage.
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Well, that's gonna end well.
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It's just, I wanted
to do the right thing,
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but I didn't do the
right thing for me.
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Bud, Bud, this is not
the time or the place
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for you to be probing
the deepest recesses
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of your subconscious.
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It is though.
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What the
hell is going on here?
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We have a visitor
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from Tipsy Land.
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Oh God. Bud, you okay?
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I'm sorry. I'll be off.
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No, Bud. Just
sleep on the couch.
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You're too drunk to go home.
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I'm okay. I'm intruding.
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Okay. Grab your vest.
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Okay.
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Goodnight.
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Okay. Nighty night.
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Bye.
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- Night.
- Goodnight.
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Goodnight.
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You know, I don't
take booty calls.
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How can this be a booty
call if I never called?
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Got me on a technicality.
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And I suppose Cupid
wouldn't make a booty call.
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Do you have anything to drink?
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Morning.
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Bathroom's over there.
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Thanks.
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Midlife crisis?
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It just keeps happening.
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Yeah.
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Beer jar is empty.
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I think someone took the money.
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Who was supposed to watch it?
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That was fun,
guys. See you around.
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Bye, Gladdy.
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Have you seen Bud?
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# So give me one kiss goodbye
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# Don't try to make
me stay for awhile #
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# Give me one kiss goodbye
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# Shouldn't lie,
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# Just give me
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