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# Be as one
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# Life's too short
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- Morning.
- Morning.
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Do you want
pancakes? Donuts, Tab?
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Mm, can I have some cereal?
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Uh,
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sure.
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Do you have regular milk?
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Sorry, just almond milk.
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Good morning,
Dodie, Liam. Tab.
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Pancakes?
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Yeah, can I help, or?
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There's jam in the fridge.
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How'd they get the cows
to eat all these almonds?
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Out together all night.
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What don't I know?
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Tab came on a date
with my throuple.
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Ooh.
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I'm not sure I approve.
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Yeah, well give it a day.
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Dodie might be
looking for a fifth.
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I'm looking for
something more meaningful.
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I don't wanna be the
caboose in your fiv-ouple.
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Quintuple.
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Whatever, Harvard.
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You gotta find me a date.
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What about the throuple?
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They have weird milk.
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What about the podophile?
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The guy who sniffs your feet?
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Oh.
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Yeah, he's perfect, but he
hasn't gotten back to me.
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My feet must'a smelled bad.
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That's probably
not the problem.
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I want someone
who takes me out
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and buys me stuff
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and gives me money
and is super nice.
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Someone with very low
self-esteem who'll take you out
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at least six times
before asking for sex?
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Yes.
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Someone with infinite patience
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who inexplicably
likes you for you?
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Yeah.
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Like Benny.
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Like Benny before he
fell in love with me.
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I think I know the answer
to both our problems.
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Unhappily married men.
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My dad's unhappily married.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, four,
five, six, seven, eight.
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One, two, three, turn,
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six, seven, eight, chasse,
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four, five, six,
seven, eight, ha!
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Okay, good.
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See you Friday.
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Hey, you wanna grab lunch?
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Perfect. I'll
just grab my coat.
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Graham!
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Great.
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So is this like your
favorite place or something?
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You know he doesn't pay
when he eats here, right?
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What time does
your shift start?
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20 minutes ago.
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I'm on my break.
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Nah, no problem.
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I'll just go to all your
tables, take all their orders,
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bring all their food,
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and then you can bring
the bill at the end
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and take all the tips.
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- Thank you, sweetie.
- Mm.
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You work here now?
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I got Mickey's job after he
decided to shit where he eats.
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I can't really tell the
difference with this food.
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With her?
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Then she found out
he had a sugar daddy
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and she was extremely
judgemental.
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Was she?
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What about you, Colton?
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Do you work?
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No.
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I'm just a student.
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Oh, right.
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You're engaged to
my sugar daddy.
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The one I broke up with
'cause I was in love with you.
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Excuse me, I have to
go work for a living
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before my fag hag strangles me.
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What do you need?
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You love me?
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What?
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You love me?
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What are you going on about?
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You said you loved me.
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No I didn't.
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Yes you did.
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I think I would know.
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10 minutes ago at that
table you said you loved me.
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You just must have
been hallucinating.
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What?
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You really don't
think you said it?
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Why would I say that?
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I don't know.
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Maybe your subconscious
was doing the talking.
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Oh, God.
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No, no.
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No, it's good.
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Maybe if you don't
remember saying it,
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then there's a chance that
you actually meant it.
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Instead of bullshitting,
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as usual.
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Hey, um,
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do you think you can cover
my shift on Sunday morning?
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Oh.
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Sunday morning is when
I'm just falling asleep
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after Saturday night.
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Why don't you ask Mickey?
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Mickey quit.
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Mickey's circumstances
have changed.
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He could use the money.
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Well, maybe I don't
wanna work with Mickey.
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Which is perfect,
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because if he's covering your
shift, you won't be here.
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Oh.
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We're trimming each
other's butt holes.
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You want in?
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No, I'm good.
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Ow!
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You look nice.
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I'm gonna go meet Dodie.
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With Liam?
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Ah, just Dodie, I think.
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Huh?
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You stealing my throuple?
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You invited me.
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It's not my fault if I
got the moves.
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You're saying you're
better at fucking than I am?
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That's why you gotta practice.
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Ah.
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Well, your discipline
is really impressive.
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You want to be first string?
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Yeah, you should go pro.
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I'm in the Bush Leagues, baby!
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You're in a bush, all right.
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I'm huntin' bush meat.
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You don't know
what that means.
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No, I don't.
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Well, if Dodie wants to hang
out with you, that's fine.
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She's a big girl.
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Look, I know this
may have hurt your ego.
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Well.
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If you ever want to practice
sex, you just let me know.
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Mm.
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Where's Liam tonight?
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Business trip.
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He says hi.
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Hi.
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Can I get you another drink?
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I'm good.
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Mickey was a little jealous
I was meeting up with you.
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- You told him?
- Didn't know it was a secret.
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It's not.
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I'm just better at sex.
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He knows.
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Well, I do like that
thing that you do.
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What thing?
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You know, it's like a...
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That construction thing.
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Jackhammer!
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Oh!
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Yeah, that thing.
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I just wanna have a good time.
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You're a real
horn dog, ain't you?
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Am I?
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How many on your kill list?
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How many people
have I had sex with?
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Yeah.
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I'm not good at counting.
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Well, it came to light that
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there is something of an
imbalance in my marriage.
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Liam, he's had sex
with 120 girls.
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And I've had sex with six guys.
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Seven, including you.
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So you want to catch up?
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No, I really don't.
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But Liam, he's sorta
stuck in his ways,
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and he's a little
controlling, you know?
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Like he's been everywhere
and done everything
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and now he's settled down
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and I'm supposed to just
be settled with him.
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Maybe I got married too young.
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But he takes me for granted
and I'm not having it.
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Hmm.
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So you want to use Mickey and me
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to make your husband jealous?
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Maybe I do.
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That's really cool.
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It's really killing him.
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I can see it in his eyes.
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He dies a little bit inside
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every time he watches
you make me cum.
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Man, I have the best job.
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Dodie?
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Oh, shit.
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What?
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That's Liam.
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So?
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We only play together.
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Play what?
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We're cheating on him.
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We are?
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He's gonna be mad.
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The fuck?
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You fucked my wife?
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You paid me to!
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That was last week!
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No, no!
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No!
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No!
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Wow.
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I guess Liam didn't
really appreciate
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you cheating on
him with his wife.
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I didn't know I was cheating.
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What was your first clue?
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His knuckles in my face.
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This is the perfect
opportunity for extortion.
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3,000 or we go to the police
and report an assault.
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He punched the guy
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who was banging his
wife behind his back.
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I feel like that's gotta
be a legal loophole.
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I'll tell you one thing.
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What?
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This is gonna
be my last fourgy.
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Don't you have
any straight friends
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you can set me up with?
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All my friends
are too interesting
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for such a judgmental girl.
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Thank you.
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Stop ruining my plates.
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What are you doing back here?
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If you're gonna fuck
me, I want a raise.
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Not my restaurant.
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I work there like you.
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You own shares.
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I heard.
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And you want me to
sign over my shares
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so I can screw
you in the pantry?
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I should get
something out of it.
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You got my dick out of it.
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I already gave you the tip.
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You don't like it,
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don't do it.
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How's your friend?
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Looks like he
got hit by a truck.
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Well, I took it easy on him.
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Yeah.
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You're not cool, buddy.
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That guy banged my wife.
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Without permission.
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They technically
cheated on me too,
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and I'm not busting up
people's faces over it.
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Maybe I took care
of 'em for both of us.
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Dude, how fucking
gullible are you?
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What?
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Look, I don't know what's
going on with you and your wife,
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but she's obviously
using me and my friend
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to make you jealous.
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You gotta figure
shit like that out
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before you drag
other people into it.
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Thanks for coming out.
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And,
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that's for the airhead.
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Night, Daddy.
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# So giving me
one kiss goodbye #
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# Don't try to make
me stay for a while #
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# Giving me one kiss goodbye
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00:20:09,827 --> 00:20:13,241
# Shouldn't bye, welcome back
276
00:20:13,241 --> 00:20:15,551
# Just give me
one kiss goodbye #
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00:20:31,862 --> 00:20:33,000
# Ooh
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# Ooh, ooh, ooh
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# Give me one kiss goodbye
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00:20:53,862 --> 00:20:56,620
# Don't try to make
me stay for a #
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