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"Lover man."

"Oh what a beautiful day."

"Oh how sweet he is."

"Oh my wild wild wild wild."

"Wild wild lover."

"Oh how sweet he is."

"Oh how beautiful it is."

Tony.

Tony, it's time to get up.

Tony, come in here.

Tony.

Come in here.

"Oh how sweet it is."

"How sweet"

Tony, come in here.

Tony!

Tony!

Tony!

Tony!

Come in here.

Tony!

Tony.

Come in here.

Tony.

Hi, honey.

Wash my back.

Wash your back, hell.

How do you feel this morning?

Oh.

You like games.

Take it easy.

Tony, I'll be late for the office.

Well, if you don't hold still.

Tony, I'll be late for the office.

Oh, Tony.

I couldn't live without you.

Tony.

Tony.

Tony.

Oh, Tony.

That's enough.

I thought I had enough sleep too.

Oh.

Oh, Tony, I love you,

even with a hangover.

I almost forgot,

I have something for you.

Very nice.

The other one was out of fluid anyway.

You're a hard man to please.

But it's always hard.

And that's what I paid for.

Why not, you can afford the best.

My shrinking violet.

This one?

Yeah.

Tony, what are you going to do today?

Oh, I don't know.

Think you could stop by the Ford dealers?

Why?

Pick up your new Third.

Sure, baby.

Uh,

can I get credit?

I think we can work out a reasonable layaway plan.

On my way back, I better stop and pick up some vitamins.

Hell, I better pick up some Spanish Fly.

Whatever you think best, dear.

Want me to drive you to work?

Tony, you know that

I know, I know, you've got your reputation to protect.

What would Franklin Industries think

if they knew that their president had a lover.

I need you both, but never the twain shall meet.

You know, I'm so glad you're successful.

Otherwise you couldn't afford me.

I have to run.

I'll see you about six.

Bye.

Bye-bye.

Wait for me, baby.

Ow.

Get away, you bitch.

Damn you.

God, I hate Twig in the morning.

You're not human.

When I'm a famous surgeon,

then you'll be sorry.

You don't even want me to practice.

I'm gonna be in pictures.

You're already in pictures.

Full face and profile.

So, I made a mistake.

I hustled a vice detective,

but he was such a swell dancer.

Yeah, he waltzed you right up to a judge.

Knock off the noise.

Twig, make some coffee.

She's gotta be the bitchiest dike in the whole world.

Well, she did bust out.

What for?

She's got that.

Just why did she bust us out anyway?

I hadn't counted on joining a convent myself.

It's been a week since we busted out.

She's kept us locked up here night and day.

If I don't get some soon, I'll explode.

I'm tired of taking her lip.

We better make our own plans.

Now, here's what we'll do.

Okay, what's the gripe.

When you huddle like that,

there's always gripe.

We want a man.

Five years.

Yeah, you got your kicks in there,

now we want ours.

Okay, you asked for it.

I'll get you a man, one that can take care of all of ya.

Get back.

Fletcher's Bar.

Yeah, Tony there?

Who, Tony?

He doesn't hang out here.

Twig, turn that radio down.

Don't give me that, Jeff.

This is Big Shim.

Now, where is that dud?

Got set up with another dame,

named Brenda McClain.

Number's uptown 67658.

But now listen, let the phone ring once

and then hang up.

And call back again or the stud won't answer,

you know, because he's out of sight somethin' else.

Jeff?

Hello, Jeff.

Jeff?

What the hell's going on?

Jeff!

Hello.

Tony.

Big Shim.

Shim, how the hell did you find me?

I got friends, lover boy.

What's this I hear about you livin' off some rich dame?

"Somebody puttin" me on?

Yeah, you might say 1 came into blue chip stock.

Tony, you interested in a little moonlighting?

Think you could take some time off

to bring your business to the old farmhouse?

It's been a long time.

Sure, Shim.

Uh, I'll be free until six.

That's fine.

Okay, you bitches, I got your man.

And we got a caper all at the same time.

It's trick or treat time.

Come in.

Sit down.

Business is business.

The old snatch game.

Right, you're being held for ransom.

You said you were blue chip.

Let's find out.

I want $100,000 for you.

What's in it for me?

Mmmm.

That, that, and that.

There's two ways we can do this.

You can play ball and have a good time

or I can get tough.

What's to drink?

Get him a beer.

What's your name?

Lorenz.

I'm Harriet.

It's been five years.

Who are you?

Twig.

Do you dance?

Not as well as you do.

I can't wait.

Come on, let's dance.

I haven't had any in so long.

I got rape on my mind.

I'm gonna be first.

No, you're not.

I'm first.

Let me in, let me in.

It ain't how big he is.

It's how you make it big.

Act like a bunch of animals.

Twig, tie him up.

All right, you on the bed.

You're cute.

You're gonna give us a real good time?

You've got the cutest

nose.

Lorenz, get the paper.

Write this ransom note for us.

If you want your boyfriend back,

and still able to be of any use to you,

take $100,000,

put it in a shoebox,

and leave it

under the railroad bridge at Bear Creek,

at exactly midnight.

Don't call the cops

or your boyfriend

will be made into a choirboy.

Yeah, underline choirboy.

Yeah, underline choirboy.

See if he has anything on him.

I want her to know we have him.

Hurry it up.

Not fair.

You're getting a free squeeze.

She gave him the lighter.

Hey, she's buyin' him a car.

He must be good.

Are you really that good?

This is better.

He might've lost the lighter,

but she knows he wouldn't lose this check.

Put this in the letter and deliver it.

Do you think we should?

The FBI catches kidnappers on TV

through the ransom notes.

If she was gonna call the cops,

which she ain't, she doesn't wanna anyone to know

she has a gigolo.

Hurry back, Twig.

We'll have some entertainment for you later.

Just rest.

Tony, I'm home.

Tony?

Tony.

Tony, Tony, did you get your vitamins?

I'm all ready?

Tony, Tony?

Tony?

Tony?

Tony?

No

Damn it, no.

Police department, Sergeant Gary.

Police department.

Hello?

Sweety East, Girl Detective.

Sweety, this is Brenda.

I need some help.

This is a detective agency, Brenda.

Not Hertz Rent-a-stud.

Your jokes.

Can you come to my apartment and hurry?

I'll come right over.

Fine, I'll be waiting.

We'll settle this the way we always do.

Best four out of seven gets him first.

Okay, kids, cards.

How many?

Just a minute.

Come on, Harry.

Shut up, hot pants, I'll play these.

You bitch.

Won't you sit down?

Sweety, would you like a drink?

No thank you.

Brenda, what seems to be your problem?

Here, read this.

Do you think he could've set this up?

No

I mean more to him than that.

Well, who's got him?

I have no idea, but I do want him back.

I have the cash here,

but who should deliver it?

I'll have to do the, make the drop for you.

If I get him back, I name my own price.

I take care of everyone who works for me.

I'll be back later to make the change.

Lose 10.

Draws another deuce.

Pair of nines, gets a jack.

Possible straight.

King, no help.

Big ace, no help.

Queen, no help.

That's a bust.

Pair of nines high, Twig.

Sorry about that, girls,

but I'm gonna have the fun.

I never could play poker.

I don't think it's fair.

Come on.

Hurry.

Hi, baby.

All of you, get the hell out.

What's the beef?

There's never been any rules before.

You can't talk your way out of this.

She's mine.

I was called out here.

You wanted action.

Sorry, I couldn't reach the ashtray.

Maybe they won't recognize you in my wig.

Yeah, I'll wear this.

At night they won't know the difference.

What about your car.

Did you report it missing?

I was afraid to.

Well, if the police found it,

they would've called by now.

They must have the car too.

Let's see.

Can I use your phone?

Of course.

While you're phoning,

I'll get you something to wear.

Tom?

Sweety.

You busy?

I need a location transmitter to plant for a tail.

Could you fix it in a shoebox?

A false bottom?

I'll be over to pick it up.

I may have time,

but if not you'll have to take cash.

Say, what about trading an electronics engineer

for a gigolo some night?

Don't be silly.

If I wanted an amateur, I wouldn't need Tony.

I guess you get what you pay for.

I think one of these should do.

Why didn't you call the police?

Listen, Sweety, 1 don't want to take any chances.

I'd rather pay the ransom.

I can afford it.

Grow up, you can't trust kidnappers.

They may decide to kill him no matter what you do.

That's why I called you.

Do you like this one?

I think it'll do.

Do you have the money?

Yes, I have it ready.

How are you going to find Tony?

They said to put the money in a shoebox.

Well, there'll be more than just money in that shoebox.

What do you mean?

Tom, my electronics genius

is making a false bottom in the box

that'll have a beeper in it.

Mm-hmm.

Then after I make the delivery,

I can follow the beeps to where they have Tony.

How?

By listening to the beeps

on a receiver in the car.

The receiver has a direction-finder on it,

so I just aim it and follow it.

Oh, no wonder you have a reputation

for being high-priced.

They may know what kinds of cars I drive,

so you better take one of mine.

Here are the keys.

It's a green Spitfire.

If I cut you loose, will you take me with you?

Shhh.

Be real quiet.

Shim's a light sleeper.

Hurry.

My car's out front.

For God's sake, hurry.

That bastard has cut out with Baby.

Stay here in case they double back.

Let's get 'em.

They won't get far.

You go that way.

I'll look over here.

She'll kill us both if she catches us.

Twig, Lorenz, over here.

Do snakes come out at night?

You better believe it.

What car is that?

Shim swiped it from the warden.

There they are.

Run, damn it, run.

Get out and push.

Move that table and make some room.

Gee, look at this face.

Where did you get him?

You three change clothes and we'll have a party.

I'm going after the money.

Better keep an eye on him.

I won't be long.

I got the money, we're rich.

Now let's have that party.

He thinks he's such a man.

Let's see what kind of woman he'd make.

Hurry up, get Baby's clothes on him.

But that's no fair.

He's still like a stud horse.

A gelding knife will change that.

What a shame to spoil a man that's built like this.

Get up!

Get him up and string him up.

We'll make the bastard bleed for Baby.

It's his fault she's dead.

Whip him.

Give me some blood.

I'll show you that my tits

are as hard as my heart.

Twig, cut him down.

Put him on the table and we'll castrate

the son of a bitch.

Then he'll really be a choirboy.

Take his panties down, so we can operate.

The operation's over, doctor.

Who are you?

Shut up and drop the knife.

Get him up.

Can you walk?

Over broken glass to get out of here.

I'll take you home.

I'll follow you, baby, anywhere.

Anywhere.

This isn't as bad as it looks.

I'll have you patched up in no time.

Feel better now?

I guess so.

How 'bout you?

I've felt better.

I better call Brenda and let her know I'm safe.

She did send you, didn't she?

Yeah, but what's the rush?

You've got to get your circulation back.

Besides any man that's worth $100,000

must be good.

Too good to believe without proof.

$100,000 for that?

Forget it.

You're asking for it.

Hello?

Oh?

Brenda?

Mmm, uh-huh.

Brenda, remember I told you I'd name my own price?

Well, I'm sending the money back.

Oh, my fee?

I'm keeping Tony.