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It looks like I'm searching for something.

Fine, try to act like you're stuck between the trellises.

The pictures aren't that important.

He just has to feel like he can dominate you

No.

-Isn't this a bit tacky? -Tacky sells.

You're supposed to be stuck and helpless.

I want it to look pretty.

I'll go get a bunad.

We should go out into the woods if you really want it to look nice.

I'm not going out in public.

-We'll find a place without people. -It's freezing outside.

You in a bunad stuck in the Norwegian winter nature.

That would look pretty. That would be tacky.

Where are you going?

-On a hike. -Now? Aren't you going to work?

Wait until the weekend and I'll join you.

-It could be nice to go together. -Maybe another time.

Who's bunad is that? Did you sell your old one and buy this one?

It's for work. A campaign for May 17th.

Over there.

-It's beautiful. -We should walk a bit further.

Here?

-You're so pretty. -We should walk further.

This looks so nice.

Beautiful. Beautiful!

-Closed or open? -Open them, of course.

That's more like it.

Does it look good?

Spread your wings.

Put your foot on top of...

Just like that.

-Hello? -Fuck.

-What's going on? -We're okay.

We're doing an art project.

It's called porn.

Fuck. Hey!

I'm stuck.

It looks so good.

No, stop it.

I find it strange that cuddles are more taboo than a blowjob.

-That's not true. -Yes, it is.

Men are supposed to like blowjobs, but cuddling is a weird fetish.

-You can pay for cuddles in Japan. -Exactly!

You have to travel to the other side of the planet to get some cuddles.

Have you been driving recently?

I was thinking about the Holsbrekken case.

The boy is a minor, but we can target the people behind the scenes.

-The producers. -The leisure club?

Yes, they earn a lot of money from this.

-It's a communal leisure club. -Exactly. They need a wake-up call.

Sure, you might have a point.

But I'm not sure if we should proceed with this case.

Maybe a settlement would be better.

The outcome might be the same, but we won't have to go to court.

I disagree.

He'd better pay.

-Here we go. -We're got a sense of direction.

Wonderful.

I think we should proceed with the romantic nationalism.

Get a boat and recreate the Bridal Procession on the Hardangerfjord.

Fuck.

My face is showing in this picture.

I can't delete it.

I can't delete it!

It's only been out for two minutes.

-It's okay. -Delete this one, too.

Why?

You can see that this is me. You can see my neck.

Do you recognize people's necks?

It's okay. You're just paranoid.

No one will recognize you.

-Home already? -Yes.

-These are for you. -From you?

No. They were hanging on the door when I came home. No card.

My declaration of love is pasta in marinara sauce. Who are they from?

I don't know. Probably my dad.

I need some food.

-What do you think? -You look smashing.

Thank you.

-It fits perfectly. -Yes.

What do you think?

Lene? What do you think?

-What do you think? -It looks nice.

Very nice.

Okay, but can you be a bit more focused?

-May I offer you some bubbly, ladies? -Yes, please.

-How much does it cost? -950 for a bottle.

Do you know what? No, thank you. We'll be back. Should we leave?

I think we should.

-I'll wait outside. -Sure.

Hi, it's be. Am I interrupting?

I'm working, and...

I was thinking about what you said about suing the club as well.

I thought we could meet up and talk about it sometime this weekend?

Oh, okay.

No, but I'll see you on Monday. The meeting isn't until Thursday.

There's no rush. None.

Enjoy some paella and tapas.

Alright. Hasta la vista babe... Se�orita.

Why are you so weird?

-Am I weird? -Yes.

This isn't a Me Too case, is it?

Get a grip.

I want to partake,

- but it's not a real wedding. -It is.

We're renewing our vows. It's a normal thing to do.

-In America. -No.

Siren and Erlend did it. They live in Bergen.

That's Tom, an old customer. I have to talk to him.

-Hi, Tom! -Hey, Lene.

-How's it going? It's cold! -Yes.

-Nice to see you. -I saw your new campaign.

-What did you think? -I'm not entirely objective.

-As long as you like it. -I mean...

This stays between the two of us. I like Jon, he's proficient.

But there's something about working for a big agency. It's a big machine.

I liked it better before.

You were always very skillful.

I met Tom Sandnes today. Do you know what he said?

He's not that happy with Jon and the new agency.

Okay?

"Okay"? This is exciting! It would be great to have Tom as a customer.

I know everything about them.

-Hello? -What?

LOOK WHAT I MADE! I POSTED IT ON YOUR PROFILE!

LET'S RECREATE BRIDAL PROCESSION ON THE HARDANGERFJORD .

- Hi. -Hi, Tom.

-It's Lene. -Hi, Lene.

It was nice seeing you yesterday.

-It was nice to see you. -Agreed.

- Did you go for a swim? - No, it was far too cold.

I was freezing in my down jacket.

To avoid food waste we have to think about the choices we make

before the food ends up in our fridges. But one thing's for sure...

I BOUGHT A BOAT. COME TAKE A LOOK

I'm calling Geir.

Hello, Geir. Why weren't you at the meeting?

You're in London? What are you doing there?

Where do you want to go? I know a French place with delicious macarons.

Maybe you're hungry? We could grab something to eat.

Isn't it more convenient to have a chat here?

Okay, but...

Didn't you want to grab a coffee?

I thought we'd discuss what I can do for you in the future.

You're obviously not happy with the current situation.

-I never said that. -You didn't have to. I could tell.

This is the wise thing to do.

-I know you so well. -Lene...

-Give me two minutes. I have made... -You are incredibly skilled.

I can't just choose you. You're a start up with no references.

-Sorry, I can't just switch agencies. -Okay. Fine.

Good luck.

-I'm off. Thanks for today. -Thank you.

-Goodbye. -See you.

I'm sorry, but what's going on?

Did I say or do something wrong?

If you think I want to be more than friends, then...

No, Lars. That's not it.

Okay.

Not that long ago, you asked me to do everything I could for my clients.

This is a great opportunity to win a case, but you want a settlement?

We work on different gears, you and I.

I don't know if I should be associated with you.

And you're my dad's age.

Got it.

-Was that a bit harsh? -No, I can handle it, Aleks.

-Don't call me Aleks, Lars. -Okay.

-Only my friends call me that. -Alright.

-Yes. -Thank you for your honesty.

-I'll see you tomorrow. -Yes, see you tomorrow.

THANKS FOR THE SHOES

YOU'RE SWEET

Hi. Do you have time to grab a coffee or a beer?

Are you okay?

Oh no. Come here.

-Hi. -Hey.

What's this?

Fiddle, pipe, boat.

Another fiddle, a wolf, a fox.

Roar.

Bridal Procession on the Hardangerfjord.

Just like we talked about.

We didn't talk about it. You talked about it.

Stop it. Get in the boat.

-Get in. -No.

Look, she's sitting in the boat.

-No. -Sit right there.

-Come on. -Stop pushing me.

-I'm not. -You're always pushing me.

You're pushing me out into the woods, or pushing me to show more skin.

Suddenly there are plenty of pictures of me online.

-Take off that fox mask. -What are you doing?

Are you calling me a pusher?

If you understood how much I've done for you, you would have thanked me.

Thank you very much.

-Surprise. -Hi.

You don't want a bachelorette party, but I thought we'd stuff our faces.

I never said that, I just didn't want to sell kisses at the mall.

Ingrid, Nina and Pia wanted to celebrate me.

They brought food and drinks and did my make-up.

-Are they here right now? -Yes, and I was going to call you.

You have to come in.

-I'm the world's worst maid of honor. -You're not the worst.

You will be if you don't come in.

This is champagne.

-Let's take another picture. -Absolutely.

-Get in the picture. -Squeeze.

-Vertically. -I've got the shortest arms.

-That's okay. -Cheers, everyone.

-Cheers. -Thank you so much. This is fun.

I would have never thought.

If I could give you a tip, I'd recommend couple's yoga.

You bend and stretch together, it's really fun. I'd highly recommend it.

Or just get married again. P�l and I are happier than ever.

-Absolutely. Cheers to P�l. -To P�l!

Cheers to P�l!

P�l! P�l! P�l!

P�l! P�l! P�l!

COME, COWS

WHAT THE FUCK?

SERIOUSLY?

PUNISH HER IN EVERY HOLE

BIG, FAT WHORE

NO THANK YOU

Hi. You're working late.

Subtitles: Marianne R. Antonsen LinQ Media Group