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Great that it's getting better.

We need that, since the bathroom will be a fucking money pit.

They've had a camera down there, and they have to unclog everything

because there are deposits of concrete from when they did the pour.

Bloody amateurs.

It's not covered by the insurance because it was done undeclared, so...

Time for milking! No.

- Should I turn around? - Yeah, all right.

- Maybe I do like this? - No, down.

And then a bit like that? Come on, then.

Are you embarrassed?

- Stop it. - What are you two doing?

- I'm going to sell this thing. - You just bought it.

Yes, but it's not quite me. And we need money for the bathroom.

Yes, no insurance. So this will cost us a lot.

- Can I go now? - Yes. Thank you very much.

I'm still getting likes on that drunken photo.

Do you know how many likes I've received?

- Impossible to say. 500, 5.000? - Come on. Honestly.

37 likes on that random photo.

Don't you understand that I don't like to talk about these things?

Sorry, just a little weird that you get so much response.

I'm sick of this whole thing. I just want to delete it.

- Have you not talked to Pål? - No, and I'm not going to either.

He's not cheating, it's just a horny phase like you said.

- Delete that photo, will you? - Sure. I will.

Hi, Mons. Do you want a ride?

Yeah, okay.

There, we'll see the logo, too. We get the logo. Okay, then just...

I say "Welcome to Rønneberg and Co.

I'm lawyer Lars Berg," and then I'll introduce you.

- But I can introduce myself. - Yes, okay.

Hello and welcome to Rønneberg and Co.

I'm lawyer Lars Berg, and this is legal assistant Aleksandra Rehman.

We'll start today's webinar by talking about future authorizations.

I said I could introduce myself.

Yes, okay, we'll just go one more time.

Hello and welcome to Rønneberg and Co.

- I'm lawyer Lars Berg. - And I'm legal assistant...

- Sorry. Were you recording? - It's okay, I can edit it.

We have received an inquiry from a Per Martin Holsbrekken.

- Can you follow up with him? - I am a bit busy, but...

Some copyright stuff. Not our thing, but maybe we can contribute.

- Is that the rapper? - Yes, I think so.

I remember him, he grew up here. I'll do it, I just have to...

Yes. We'll start again.

Hello and welcome to Rønneberg and Co.

I'm lawyer Lars Berg, and this is legal assistant Aleksandra Rehman.

SWEETIE, WHERE DID YOU GO?

- Hallo? - Jesus! Why are you here?

- Didn't you have a meeting? - Why are you here?

- I have to let the workers in. - No, are they starting today?

Why didn't you tell me? I'm working.

Why didn't you tell me? Then I wouldn't have to come.

What are they going to do?

Unstop or unclog or blow out or whatever.

We have a new client at work today.

Per Martin Holsbrekken. Do you remember him?

- The old rapper? - I wouldn't say old.

Just a couple years older than us.

A song of his has been plagiarized. Do you remember this one?

Twenty years back.

Do you remember it?

Hello. Come in.

It's in here. The drain in the shower.

I need to get back to work, but you do your magic.

- Can you go to the wine shop? - I came home for this. Can't you?

- You're home. - No, I'm working.

- Fine, I'll get the wine. - Yes.

- Hi, Lene. - Hi, Dad. Did I wake you?

- Are you home? - I need your Wi-Fi password.

- I need to work. - Don't mess with my things.

- No, but what's the password? - Try Kjersti Grini, capital G.

- No, I've tried that. - Something's wrong with the router.

- Are you good? - It's fucking hot here.

Can't believe people can live here. If it weren't for that balcony...

I gotta go, 'cause I got a meeting.

Yeah, hang in there. I'm rooting for you.

Britt says hi.

She's so excited about your business.

You always land on your feet, Lene.

- You always have. Thumbs up. - Yes. Okay. Bye.

I sent an email a few days ago,

just wondering if you had a job where you could use me?

Okay. All right. Fine. Bye.

We once talked about a new profile for you.

I thought it might be fun to do.

Come in!

Got it, but maybe we should have lunch one day anyway?

I have some ideas for this year's Christmas campaign.

Christmas is coming sooner than you might think.

No, right. Got it. Yeah, all right. Good.

Bye, yes...

I only have half an hour, but we can do it.

You're an angel.

SWEETIE, WHERE DID YOU GO?

SEND MORE! GREAT BODY.

SEND MORE!

LET'S SEE UNDERNEATH!

THE BEST IN A LONG TIME!

BEAUTIFUL!

I'M ON FIRE!

YUMMY MUMMY.

- Hello. It's been a long time. - Wow.

- Hello. - Hey.

Aleksandra Rehman, legal assistant. She will assist me with the case.

Lovely.

- Cool song. - Thanks. It sold really well.

It's Norwegian hip-hop history. We should fight for it.

And the song of the other rapper. Who is he?

- Aimen. - Aiman?

- Aimen. - And he's from Furuset

and has had a lot of streams on the new song.

Yes. Then we'll listen to him.

Those are my beats. According to an expert,

you only need three notes before it's theft.

Okay.

But legally, it's completely irrelevant what we think right now.

We need a huge amount of expertise before we think about suing, so...

Who do we bring in as a music expert?

- Nils Rune Haga, for example? - How about Hågen Holm?

He produced for me back in the day.

- Hågen Holm? - Yes. Good man.

- I can call him. - Sure.

- So glad to have you on my team. - Yes.

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A lot going on here!

My God! I just had to lay down a bit.

Pål mentioned that you were very busy.

- Does your dad still have a waterbed? - No, he got rid of it.

The first time Pål and I had sex was in that waterbed.

Maybe I should get a waterbed,

to remind him of how good it used to be.

Don't need a cat woman when you have a waterbed.

- Have you deleted that profile? - Yes.

How are you? Are the offers pouring in?

Go for it. Interest rates go up,

everyone struggles and has to work hard.

- Have a nice excursion, Mons. - I'm not going.

Isn't there one today?

- Yes, but I have something else. - Which is?

- I'm talking to you. - I'm picking up some shoes.

Can you stop it? Just go. We'll figure it out.

- I've been to The Storting before. - But you'll get absence.

Yes, but it's fine.

I'll transfer you some money, and you can do The Storting first,

and afterwards you can buy shoes. Is that a deal? There you go. Here.

Why are you getting a message from that porn site?

That's just something... Okay, we're in agreement, then.

- Lene! - Hi, Ebbe.

Hi! Good to see you!

I was gonna call you when the dust settled.

I haven't been part of the trash talk.

Don't worry about it.

I was planning on starting a business anyway.

But is Jon... I'd like to talk to Jon.

- Hi, Lene. - Lene has started her own business.

That's tough.

- Wicked. - It's a little slow right now.

It's fine.

Jon's in a meeting, but I can tell him you were here.

- I'm sure he'll be pleased. - I can wait.

- Hey. - Hey.

I'm so glad to hear you're doing so well.

I put your stuff outside the office.

Nice if you take them with you. We kind of stumble over them.

- Do you have time for a little chat? - I'm going to eat now.

But do have a seat. This one's available.

Yes.

- Hungry? - No. I just ate.

- Looks good, though. - Yes. Synne and Nancy made a deal

with a catering company. Very nice.

- So things are good here? - Yes, fine. They really are.

Lots of pressure as always, and we have international clients.

We're all going to London on Wednesday.

Brush up on your Crete English before you go, then?

Lene...

I'm glad you came. Hope we can put all this behind us.

And I wish you every success.

- Good to know. - But it's been terrible.

Absolutely awful. I only recently started to sleep well again.

Poor thing.

What I wonder, which makes me not sleep still,

is why me and not her.

Are you sleeping with her? Is that it?

I thought you came here to reconcile.

Yes, I thought so too, but I was wrong.

- You're so out of it. - No, I'm fine.

You're the one out of it. You and this pathetic hipster dump.

Remember your things.

That chair is private. Move!

Mons? Hi!

- How was it at The Storting? - Why do you have a chair?

Just something from the old office.

Hi. Where are the shoes you were going to buy?

Those idiots had reserved the wrong colour.

So I didn't get them. Remind me not to go back there.

I understand you're disappointed. But let's have a good time tonight.

We can order pizza. Daddy's working late.

- Why? - He's got that case with that rapper.

- That's cool. Maybe you can meet him. - Why would I want to?

We'll talk when we hear from Hågen.

Golden! Do you want to grab a beer one day?

Yeah, maybe. That would be fun.

- Okay. - Thank you, man!

Come on, mom.

If we drive through those wine areas and then out to the coast,

we get the best of the vineyards and stuff.

And then we land at the nice hotel by the beach there.

Sauna and sea and beer and...

- Topless ladies and... - For those who haven't outgrown it.

Really? When do you really stop taking an interest in boobs?

Anyway, we'll end up in Bordeaux. There, we'll return the rental car.

Do some men cultivate that interest in boobs all their lives?

A lot of boob talk from the missus there.

I'm asking. I'm sincerely wondering.

Is that a VR kit?

Yes, Mons got it as a confirmation gift.

- Can we try it? - Sure. One of those zombie games.

What are you looking at now? Zombie boobs?

Bloody hell.

He's enjoying himself. Look at him. Surrounded by zombie boobs. Jesus.

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What's going on with Kikki and Pål? Did they quarrel before they came?

I won't go on holiday with them if they're gonna be like that.

Lars, I need to talk to you about something.

Can we do it later? It's PM, so I'll have to take it.

Berg speaking. Hello, hello.

Yeah, just a second. I'll put it on.

SWEETIE, WHERE DID YOU GO?

SEND MORE PHOTOS. YOU'RE AWESOME!

LOVE U!

HOW MUCH FOR GOLDEN PICS?

The plumbers are here, so no water for about an hour.

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