Original subtitles

Hey! You have so much ego with just a shop in the platform?

Vacate the place

You are so scared of us How dare you complain against us?

Don't hit me, bro

Oldie, just leave Or else you'll also be hit

They are hitting us for no reason like this

'Wherever injustice raises its ugly head in this world...'

'...there is a man who will definitely put an end to it!'

- If you want to be a Pista- - He's looking only at me

I've seen his face in our local channel

You must eat Pistachio nuts...!

Cut...cut...cut

Sir, sir, sir! Sorry, sir

Give me 1 more chance, sir

What kind of dialog delivery is this?

Did you read a grocery list or your dialog paper?

Pistachio nuts and green gram!

This is an advertisement for vests!! Where is that artiste agent?

What is this?

- He's a professional, sir - Sir, give 1 more chance!

You know to fill your stomach 1st thing in the morning...

...but don't know your dialog?

Drooling at the sight of a girl and making a royal mess!

Get out of here before I splutter swear words!

Where is the other chap?

Sir! I'm right here and ready, sir

I knew he'd mess up as soon as I saw him

If you want to be a big Pistachio you must wear Pista vests!

Super, super, baldie! Go and do exactly this now

Chanceless! He acts so well

Shiva, you can leave now

'As handsome as actor Suriya he is drooling like Arya at an ordinary girl'

'This is our hero'

'Like in all other films his name is also Shiva'

'Prancing on this flower carpet in slow motion...this is KK'

'With all his build up, don't think it's a temple festival'

'The build up is not for him It's for Arumugam who died of dengue'

'Right from wedding decorations to funeral preparations, it's a package deal'

'KK in short is functions to funerals'

Hey! Tar box!

Are you shielding yourself from being sun-burnt or what?

Play it properly

- What are you blowing? - A conch

You don't blow a conch like you are blowing some horn!

Blow it loudly

You are blowing it like it's at an IPL cricket match!

His grandsons will run away to watch cricket

Blow it properly

Hey! Stop...stop...stop!

You wig-head...stop

Why are you squirming around like actress Ileana swaying her hips?

Dance like a proper funeral troupe...

Rock and roll! Come closer and dance

Come...come

Move the body

10:30 to 12:00 is inauspicious time We must cremate before that!

Quick...move

Stop crying, grandma!

It's not like he's left you and gone to Switzerland

We'll bury you right next to him if you like

Gomathi...

I'll cry along with Gomathi You go join your friend Thilakavathi

Grandma, don't go!

So...Gomathi...you don't come to the tank to bathe these days

Long time no see? Come here...come close

'Oblivious to the corpse passing by he's happy bracketing girls'

'This is KK's character'

- It's getting late, come - I'm scared, he might come today

Hey, Kavya! What happened?

Why are you here still instead of going home?

Someone has threatened to spray ink all over her

He said he'd turn up today That's why she's scared

That's a natural prank for April Fool's day

Not just 1st of April

He has said he'd do this on all festival days

Who's he? Which school is he in?

- He's not in school at all - Then? He's in college?

- No - Then who is he?

Hey Guna, this is the guy

He sprayed color all over our tuition teacher on 'Holi'

He smeared the rice flour pattern on our door step yesterday and ran away

He gets kicks playing these pranks Let's splash paint all over him

You be brave and just go We'll take care of him

Kavya...Kavya! Why are you ignoring me and walking off?

Just leave She belongs to our school

Whatever school she may study in...

...Power will play his pranks

Are you calling someone?

There's a problem Come here at once

We know how to give you tit for tat

Dude, just see what a ruckus these boys are making

Why are you hassling a kid?

That's a good question! Ask him, bro

I'm asking you only

Why do you have a problem with this kid?

He wants to spray ink on this girl

Is that true, Power?

She keeps looking at me often and smiling

Did you look at him and smile?

Yes, he was dressed garishly in my dad's wedding album

So I smiled at him because he's my dad's classmate

Okay, okay All of you leave! Go

He gave a rose to my classmate

Ask him why, bro

In her dad's wedding you go and pose

And then give his own daughter a rose!

Get on the bike

And we came rushing for this!

Get on the bike!

Isn't your classmate the present principal?

Absolutely brainless Where's your bike?

Oh my bike! I forgot

'These 3 are friends'

'Even to talk about them I feel yucky!'

'Wait and watch'

Shiva...why are you meddling with that volume now?

You keep buying a new remote every week

I don't like getting yelled at by your dad

He can never be reformed!

Remote is broken You wasted wastrel!

Can't you go earn a decent living on your own?

In our country, even beggars are earning 100 rupees a day!

Your dad named you Raja (king) and you go behind beggars...

...collecting details to inform me! What are you thinking now?

You want applause in local debates about your son's dialogs?

Shut up, rascal!

Enough! We have just 1 son Let him at least be happy!

- And you are beating him up so badly - I haven't even touched him...

See, I didn't even finish my sermon and the car's come to pick him up

If you go out anywhere today, I'll chop you to pieces

- Why are you going this way? - I'm going to the bathroom

The bathroom is over there

He won't go anywhere...he'll stay here I'll take care of it...you go inside

Get lost all of you!

- He won't prosper thanks to you - You go inside

Dude, why do you have a dog chain? Did your dad take you out for a walk?

This is called 'style', dude

Only after the whole town is asleep do you sit and flaunt your style?!

I'm so bored haunting this place daily!

Our past good deeds, we've got such a good place!

We don't have wife or kids At least let us drink, be merry!

If we drink and drive police will catch us

- Hi, buddy - Hey wassup?

So have you guys got everything?

Have you got your dad's 'scolding quota'?

That man will never change

Has he ever sent you to drink on time?

Don't bend like these dogs that mate in December, come soon

High on 1 beer?

There's a hot girl in the street next door, dude

- Really? - Her name is...

Hello? Her name is Preethi

She goes at 6:00 p.m to computer class

Her dad is Ravichandran He works in the Railways

Her mom's a house wife She has a younger brother

I got her details long ago

Dude, I saw another amazing looking girl at the Xerox shop

Her name is Gayathri I got her...long ago

What does that gesture mean, da?

Means you had enough booze?

Close your mouth before an owl relieves itself inside it

What is he trying to say, bro?

Body language

Oh that's what body language is

Your body has sagged so much it needs inner support or suspenders!

What is he saying by shaking his shoulders now?

He's finished all the girls

Who? He? How?

A man with teeth can always eat fritters!

Yea, yea, yea, yeah

He can even eat boulders with this mouth...not just peanuts

Don't malign my personality!

I buy you the booze and you ridicule me!

Why are you interfering in our squabble?

My son isn't sleeping All because of your ruckus

- Hit this guy - I'll do the snake move

What will you do with your son asleep so early?

I'll do anything I want You are talking too much

My brother-in-law is the Circle Inspector

If I call him, he'll be here in 10 minutes

- Really? - Yes! He will!

Then ask him to bring 'Archana' pickle when he comes along with a quarter!

'Archana' pickle!? Damn it

Into your mouth now I'll vooooomit

Look at his bubble face!

Like a bubble gum blowing an egg out!

I'll fetch my people

I'll break your head

Who are you guys?

You abused my husband as a bubble gum-egg face?

What'll you do?

Will you dare abuse me?

My bangle!

I'll squish you like a bug

- Who? - I meant them, di

He stole my bangle also!

When have you ever got me real gold?

Power! They've deformed your glazed puggy face, Power!

Hey! Whitey! Did you hit this guy?

Dude...we have to hit

First...we go and hit the bottle and then we come and hit them

"Love...affection...ardour"

"Like to eat a sweet, my dear"

"Love...flame...fervor"

"Want to eat a sweet, dear?"

"Love is...spiralling wave Boys float on it...to sway"

"When we see a glam-doll we feel and flat we fall"

"Love is...rippling wave Boys ride on it...to play"

"Love is...a moustache tweak"

"Seeing a babe's mystique change your accent to speak"

"Talk...easily topple her"

"If she stares however turn the table over"

"Care for a sweet, dear?"

"Like to eat a sweet, dear?"

"Love...love to eat a sweet, dear?"

"Love is...wavering wave Boys get...carried away"

"When we see a cool chick we fall like a hot brick!"

"Like to eat a sweet, my dear? Love...like...my love forever"

"On to the road love can chase a man to lie in a drunken daze"

"A drunkard, though tiresome friendship gets him safe home"

"Love...amore"

"To bear-hug and bear the joys we need a friend of our choice"

"If even God is friendless it's a sad state of darkness!"

"Your doll-face, if you fall will kiss your hurt, that's all"

"Your friends in your next bed will donate their blood instead"

"Until carried by pallbearers four let us 3 enjoy life and more"

"Love...amor...amour"

"Like to eat a sweet, my dear"

"Want to eat a sweet, dear?"

"Care for a sweet, my dear"

"Love is...swirling wave Boys revel in it...to spray"

"When we see a glam-doll we feel and flat we fall"

"Love is...rolling wave Boys float on it...to sway"

"Love is...a moustache tweak"

"Seeing a babe's mystique change your accent to speak"

"Speak...easily make her stagger"

"If she glares however turn the table over"

"Like to eat a sweet, my dear"

"Want to eat a sweet, dear?"

"Love...love to eat a sweet, dear?"

Take care Don't drop anything

Careful...how you carry it

Is this a suitcase or some coconut you break at a temple?

Good afternoon, ma'am

I stay in the next house

Oh? So you don't stay in your own house?

Oh! When I said next house I meant the house next to yours

You're new tenants So I came to say hello

Aiya! You think we are tenants?

We own 4 houses in Madras!

This is our ancestral property

We didn't want to leave it locked up

So we came here as soon as my husband retired

Very good! Wait...I'll go ask my wife to bring us strong Kumbakonam coffee

Please bring it from your own house instead of the next house

- You are really funny! - Don't touch me

- Who is he? - He's my son

- Who are these people, da? - I don't know

You can buy all your provisions at the corner shop of this road

I'll ask the milkman to deliver milk in your house as well

Don't take a new cable connection

Push your TV cable into the existing one

Don't buy newspapers

Oh no! We never buy newspapers

You are here as 'All India Radio' for us

I thought I'll give you our newspaper and share the cost

Oh! Nataraja statue Do you also dance?

Me? Dance?

I only dance when the bus suddenly brakes

My husband's elder brother is the only one who dances

Stop, stop! Why are you dancing like this?

Put it down carefully

Why is there a new crowd in our area?

Who is that in the photo?

He's the guy who made it rain by singing on television, no?

Yes, it's him!

He's Music king Keeravada Krishnamurthy

My husband

Sir! I really like your music

Can you sing 2 lines in Keeravani raga?

Don't take it the wrong way He has a nasty temper

It's been years since he even spoke

They are usurping our place

Let us send them back wherever they came from

'Scooty? Then there must be a girl here for sure'

Do you ride a Scooty?

No, no! That's Sowmya's bike My husband's brother's daughter

Like a fast food place near a wine shop she has moved right opposite our house!

Miss Universe, dude

You've come What's the time now?

Everyone else is up and about doing their work

And this yoyo-man is yawning!

Even roosters wake up at dawn and are so brisk

Pour a quarter down their throats and see just how early they get up

With all the duplicate booze waking up early-

What are you mumbling about?

Correct...correct Threaten perfect!

What is this dialog? You useless boys!

Will you reform or not? Do you have brains or not?

Is it the next topic at your local debate, uncle?

What, uncle? Any problem?

Kalyanam, can't you advice your younger brother?

They are truly a bad influence on my son!

Is it true?

If your father gets to know he'll beat you to a pulp

KK, you don't have an inch of fear in you?

Correct...correct Threaten...100%

If they try their pranks here I'll complain to the commissioner

- I'll complain to your father - Don't...please

Sowmya Get ready quickly!

- Get lost, boy - Getting into everyone's way

Can't you find a place for the dance class?

You keep reading the same paper repeatedly

This man who went out is missing! And you sit so lackadaisically!!

That's what I'm seeing If there are any offers

You can read that later Leave now

Fine! I'll go

He and his timing! Tell me, da

You're staring out of your window like you stare outside a bus

Are you going to eat or drink?

Or will that also come through the window?

From the comfort of your house rather than wander in the sun...

...a rare chance to check out a girl

How will you miss that?!

You continue the sight-seeing! I'll come and join you in 10 minutes

'It's okay to share booze and cigarettes'

'But must go solo for a glam-doll'

Don't talk off your head

Why...has the girl shifted her residence already?

I've spent 600 bucks on this new shirt

Don't land up here Power's dad is unwell

I'm going there right now I'll see you there

Hello...hello?

Power's dad is sick?

Unc-

Did you eat idli with fish curry for breakfast?

Uncle! You aren't dead as yet?

I heard you weren't feeling well

What!? How old do you think I am?

Uncle! You belong to Bodhi Dharma's family

You've lost your boarding pass and challenging Yama, the God of death!

Why are you standing there quietly? Say something!

If I speak about you, then you'll immediately switch off your ears

Oh...where's Power?

"I am happy that I'm Power"

"Do you know I have super power?"

"My daddy says I have lot of power"

Please, give my wig

They are hankering after a wig as if it was cricketer Dhoni's t-shirt!

Uncle, why don't you get them a wig each?

Even then they'll behave like this

Power, return it, or else your dog will bite your brother beyond recognition

- Take mine - Dad, this wig is too small

It won't suit my head

You are already pot headed! What does it matter which wig you wear

And you have more hair on your hands

Shave and stick it on your bald head!

- Where we are going? - Bye dad

Aunt, I'm off to the temple

You wanted to say something important

I called Shiva this morning

He told me your dad was sick

- But my dad is fine - I wonder why he lied

There he is Follow him

Let's catch him red-handed

- Why did- - What-

- Why did you do this? - What-

Go ahead and say whatever

Do you know what friendship is? In the movie 'Thalapathy'...

...Rajini for his friend Mammooty burnt that guy in mid-road

That's friendship!

Won't it be friendship if he burnt him in the side of the road?

Ask him why he lied that your dad was unwell

He's asking you, no? Answer, da

My dad doesn't like you both coming home at all

Dude...sand trucks can't brake Dads want friendship to break!

- This happens in everyone's life - Dude, I'll be open about this

There's a new girl as my neighbor

If you come and make a scene it will be embarrassing

We've made fun of all the girls in all sizes so far

When did you suddenly get this sense of righteousness?

Can't you get what I'm saying?

What is there to understand? She's not even related to you!

She's beyond all that

- I don't get it - My love...satisfied?

You should have said this earlier

You must help my love somehow and set me up with Sowmya

How long will I be 'Love-guru' and unite random couples?

Won't I want to woo and sing duets in Ooty?

I don't get you, da

I've also decided to love Sowmya and settle down in life

Dude...just gift of the gab isn't enough to be in love!

You also need beauty, brains, expertise and body

In that case, I'm also well qualified!

This Power is ready for the challenge

Then what?

Are you saying I lack beauty, brains, expertise or the body needed?

Is there an axe so I can chop him?

He's talking about bodies and bodice!

Is it a bun eating contest to participate?

This is 'Win-a-girl' contest

You like some people if you repeatedly see

Some you like the second you see them

You will like this Power even without seeing, da!

If you keep talking like this, what you'll get is lunacy

You lunatic!

Wait! Why should we 3 fight like this for a girl?

Let us all try our luck

When 1 wins the other 2 withdraw

I'm ready long ago

"Dearest...will you? Darling...will you?"

"Hey...you...take a look at me I glisten like gold glowingly..flowingly"

"When you plead, I try to please When you cross my lines, I freeze"

"To drink honey from me in harmony"

"Who will keep me happy all ways? Without shedding a tear always?"

"Who loves relentlessly? Who tramples ruthlessly?"

"Who'll get rat-trapped recklessly?"

"My dear...my beautiful birdie Di-vine...wave your flag steady"

"On our toes, we wait readily We'll toe the line as you say steadily"

"Do I give shelter to every Tom, Dick and Harry?"

"Treat me like a picture fresh and pure"

"Take good care of this painting rare"

"Who will cherish me? Which one of these three?"

"Hey...you...take a look at me I gleam like gold glitteringly...fierily"

"When you plead, I try to tease When you cross my limits, I freeze"

"To drink sweet honey from me in harmony"

"Who is the odd one out? That's the million dollar doubt!"

"Tread softly, my dear Your feet may hurt, I fear"

"If you lass and me lad unite I'll be glad"

"Magnolia...champak flower Southern sandalwood shower"

"I'm the cruising moon in orbit Exit, to caress me I prohibit"

"I'm a dove, touched by purity Net tearing shark, that's me!"

"Who loves relentlessly? Who tramples ruthlessly?"

"Who'll get rat-trapped recklessly?"

"My dear...my beautiful birdie Di-vine...wave your flag steady"

"On our toes, we wait readily We'll toe the line as you say steadily"

"Hey...you...take a look at me I gleam like gold glitteringly...fierily

"When you plead, I try to tease When you cross my limits, I freeze"

"To drink sweet honey from me in harmony"

Sowmya...they want your horoscope in Madras

- Shall I give? - Aunt...

Sure...if it was your mom she'd have forced you to say yes

I'm your aunt so I get fooled

All this formal 'bride seeing' and deciding to marry or not is boring

So, madam has an idea to fall in love and get married?

She...and love?

She goes from house to temple From temple straight back home

All girls will have perfect lives if 2 relationships work out well

One is their parents 2nd is the husband

We can't choose our parents because that is God's choice

But the man we marry is our own choice, no?

The guy I'll marry must be a good person and ambitious

Okay, it's getting late Drop us off at home

And then pick up my husband who'll be near the pond

We got the biscuits and chips you asked for

What is this green thing?

Don't bite the chilies, thinking it is lollipop, you'll hiss then!

Don't you bring anything?

Aunt...aunt! Bujji is missing

He must be where you tied him

Aunt, I've searched all over the house! Bujji is lost

You'll dissect my life to pulp because of your missing pup

You go search outside

Dai! You look this side!

Bujji! Bujji!

Bujji? Bujji!

Bujji! Aunt...he is lost

Hello...what happened?

What happened?

My dog, Bujji is missing!

W h a t h a p p e n e d?

My dog, Bujji is missing!

That brown Pomeranian? Is it your dog?

I saw 2 men run away with it!

Don't worry, I'll somehow bring him back for you

Please do

"Whoever went to find the dog aren't back"

Sowmya! Don't keep obsessing and crying! Your Bujji will be found

Come on...come on

Very good

You are my trump card

Bujji! Oh, Bujji!

Don't be scared Nothing happened to him

Who took you away?

Thank God for the railway track The 2 men were stopped

Because I learned karate when I was a kid, I beat them up

...and brought him back I managed to save Bujji

- Thank you so much, sir - Why are you being so formal?

My name is Shiva I stay in the opposite house

Only someone who owns a dog will know the pain of losing it

Any help you need don't hesitate to ask me

My name is Shiva And I'm your neighbor

Shiva? Neighbor

Shiva, why do you go on repeat mode?

Anyway, thank you so much for finding our dog with difficulty

Would you like to drink a quick cup of coffee?

No, no aunty

- It's no problem - Don't take the trouble

Listen to my aunt and stay for a while, no?

Good you agreed

Dear boy will you run to the corner shop and buy sugar, milk and coffee powder?

Aunt!

No worries He's our neighbor!

He's practically like family...hand and glove!

He won't take it the wrong way Come here...come here

Your head is full of dried twigs

Please run this errand for me

Buffalo! I will give you 1 hard blow

Spreading everything out like this and sitting!

Get up throw these crumbs of Mysore pak out

Ask the electrician to check the wires

Come, my dear appalam-basket!

You came to pick up crumbs of 'Mysore pak' sweet?

Just now I told him to trash all that

Do I look like I want 'Mysore pak' leftovers?

Then what...did you come to buy the 'Mysore palace'?!

I came to pick up a client Thought I'd come and say hi

Who is that?

He looks like a dog wanting to pee!

He's doing yoga!!

Is this the guy who has moved in now opposite Shiva's house?

You know that girl, Sowmya? Her uncle!

Hey crispies-basket!

I'm thinking of falling in love with Sowmya and settling down

Then I'll change my business and live a new kind of life

Do you think we make a good pair?

Don't worry I know full details about Sowmya

Does she go for any computer or type writing classes?

She goes to and fro House and temple

Then how do I impress her?

Just 1 idea

Her uncle, that man, Mozart of Music

...pretend to learn music from him and sneak right in!

Fritter-basket, somehow just join the 2 of us, da

Here, Rs 500, don't spread this matter, okay?

How can you say that, buddy?

I swear on my mother I'm not that tell-tale clan!

I'll never talk about this to anyone but you

So you feel Sowmya is for me?

Rs 500 for you How come another 500 note?

Did you blab?

How can you say that, buddy?

I swore on my mother I'm not that tell-tale clan!

I'll never tell a soul but you

Unite Sowmya and me together somehow!

- I trust you a lot - For sure!

- I'll see you around, da - Okay, my dear friend

Two 500s

Along with the plate and fruits, it adds up to Rs 200

I'm not asking you for money

Guru-ji! I want to learn music Will you take me as your student?

You took a complete xerox of what you told me and gave it to Power?

And on top of it swear mother, clan, tell and tale!

Why is that man whacking the plate off just for wanting to learn music?

I'm saying this only to you

Here...I'll give you more later Please don't tell anyone this, dude

How can you say this, buddy? I swear on my mother...what?

What's that for?!

"Heart changes its beat daily The universe seems hazy...!"

Switch off the TV, buffalo!

"The world seems mazy"

Wait!

"Heart flashes illusion...a zillion"

Let me try this way to get my way!

Auto Murugan is here

"Many hued bird so petite what does it chirp and greet?"

"Multi colored bird so petite what does it twitter and tweet?"

"Mesmerized and musically it reiterates its love vocally"

"Many hued bird so petite what does it trill and tweet?"

"Mesmerized and musically it reiterates its love magically"

"Many hued bird so petite what does it sing so sweet?"

"World is new to me This terrain is a novelty"

"This heart that changes daily seems to simply surprise me "

"This world puzzles me"

"Human heart that changes daily almost always amazes me"

"This world baffles me"

Go...leave

Get off the stage You don't know to sing!

Go man

"Heart-beats more than a zillion dazily dazzling with invocation"

"Mesmerized and musically it reiterates its love vocally"

"Many hued bird so petite what does it trill and tweet?"

Oh Lord of the Universe! Protect all of us

Praise be to Lord Siva

'Where is this divine music coming from?'

'It seems someone is dancing'

"This beautiful flower dances with graceful gesture that enhances"

"Listen to the lament of the tinkling anklet"

Who is it? I wonder who, Lord!

"Listen to the lament of my tinkling anklet"

Poor thing! He is dancing from morning

Isn't he good?

"Listen to the lament of my tinkling anklet"

"She's the Veena that's not been played Uncaressed by the breeze is the glade"

"Many dreams poignantly flutter in eyes awake and in slumber"

"The beautiful flower dances with grace that enhances"

"Listen to the lament of my tinkling anklet"

Master has come

Come, super!

Come here now Come...come, da

You go

What a brilliant performance! Who is your Guru-ji?

Why are you crying?

No one is there to teach this unlucky soul, sir!

You dance so well even without a teacher!

You've got a Guru from today...

- Who is that Guru-ji, sir? - Oh rascal...me, of course!

Guru-ji, bless me

How well you dance!

Looks like Lord Nataraja Himself came down to earth to dance

- Tomorrow, as per tradition... - I'll come to your house!

Why strain yourself?

I'll teach you in this Divine sanctorium

I'll be here at 9:00 a.m Be ready, okay?

It's like seeing myself as a kid

'This old man ruined my plan'

I haven't sung for anyone for 5 years I sang only for you for the 1st time

That's my fortune, Guru-ji!

Even if your path is skewed, destination must be sanctified

I've reached my temple

Guru-ji, I need to learn music from you

My dream is to become like famous singer SPB

Why are you delivering such a lengthy dialog?

If you want to become like him sit and eat 4 meals a day

Then you'll become nice and chubby like him

- Who is this Kovai Express? - My wife...give respect!

Good day

I told you, no? That concert!!

He's that singer I'm so happy to meet you, boy!

After so long my husband has opened his mouth thanks to you

This is like thanking actresses for inaugurating a jewelry store!

It's my pleasure

Please bless me before the apples rot!

Accept this

May you be-

Horsie! Horsie!

Move it! Buffalo!

No...no...no, wrong!

Get up Wait here

Let me pray to God

I'll go put the fruits in the fridge

Pappu baby, where's your sister?

- Pappu! Come here, da - I'm coming, sis

Wait! Ask your sister to come here, da!

- Let me go! - Sis...sister

Don't bite my finger

Wait! I can't hold you

- See! How he is going - Get off me, da!

What is this?

He's not letting me go, sis

Who are you?

Who are you?

- I am... - Who are you?

He's the boy who's learning music from your uncle

Don't play with Pappu too much He's a little weird

- Don't malign a kid - Who? You call him a kid?!

You don't know what he's capable of!

Do you know how your Guru's voice was before?

Instead of praising his voice you are showing your back!

I'm going into flashback mode That's why the back pose

"Salutations to Lord Ganesha"

Wow! What an amazing voice! Now why is it like sandpaper noise?

Don't ask...one day, that man after singing for hours together

...was tired and lying down

Mommmmmmm!

What happened, Pappu?

Why is dad bleating like a goat, mom?

- That is...because... - Tell me!!

He has a lot of dirt in his throat That's why the sound

Listen, don't disturb your dad...go out and play

Go...go

Huhhuhhh! That's the point

If the bathroom is dirty mom uses this to clean it

Now let's see how the dirt goes

AiyaiyO! What's that?

Why did you pour disinfectant into his mouth?!

Oh no...your throat is all sore and blistered now

Pappu, don't do all this...come

For everyone 'plant a seed fruits you rejoice' holds good

For him, 'beget a son lose your voice'

Who gave him that pot? You know he hits people with it

He always only does what we say he shouldn't

Your pitch is perfect! I have other arts to impart

Come...come

Move aside...move

Silence

Leave way for master

Who are all these people?

- My fans - Your fans?

Brilliant...you have fans even before you learned to dance?

Oh God...okay you come Let's learn to dance

Come

Because you learned without a Guru...

...I'll teach you, first 'tribute to the teacher'

Stand like this

What are they shouting for?

Okay...okay

Stretch your hands out

Don't bend Straighten up

Keep this mudra Now spread your hands

Super, boss You dance so well

Where are they coming?

No chance You are awesome

- Take a photo - Me?

You dance so well We'll be back

- What is happening here? - Sorry master, my fans

Your fans? Okay, let's learn

Pay your salutations

Master! Teach him to dance like our 'Young Commander' Vijay!

What happened master?

Boss! Teach him like our Ultimate star Ajith

Power! Dance like Ajith in 'Varlaar' movie

Aiyo! Let's not do it here Too much disturbance

Come to my house tomorrow

Success!

"Lord Rama, how many indeed?!"

Guru-ji! Why are you teaching me soaking me like urad dhal in water?

This is the basic foundation

You need to know the ABCs of music

A raga (melodic mode) is like a mother

Rhythm is like a father

Sa, Re, Ga, Ma, Pa, Da, Ni, Sa The 7 notes are like children

If you absorb all this and sing properly...

...then you'll get the right pitch (Sruthi)

Will her dad, Kamal Hassan come with her too?!

You got clay between your ears

I won't say it again!

I have a special medicine for your throat

I'll go bring it Sit here tight and sing

Keep this...settle everyone and then clear this place

- Me too - You too

One day I'll be the son-in-law of this place, I should start...

...auspiciously on the right foot

Where is Sowmya?

'Why is this kernel-mouth here?'

'Whether you pray in fire or meditate in water...'

'...Sowmya is mine'

'Whatever show you may pull off you look like a common toilet...'

'...that has been hastily decorated for a sacred ritual'

Get lost!

- Guru-ji - Why have you stopped here?

Come in

- Good day, master - Come take the plate, dear

"Isn't it the month that's auspicious when the mind wanders surreptitious"

'He's looking so cheapo'

"The time when Krsna the Lord smiles on you His reward"

Excuse me

One small request When students come here...

...instead of bringing fruits as if visiting a sick patient

...if you bring eggplant, lady's finger and tomato I can cook a gourmet meal!

Next time I'll get them, auntie

This is tradition She asked by mistake

So shall I teach you 'salutation to the Guru'?

Yes, master

'What a combo! Genie of Alaudin and Dancing Chaplin'

No, don't shake so much

'Can't digest this'

Why is this water becoming hot seeing him dance?

Oh! I just relieved myself I couldn't control

- Son... - Master...

You keep practicing these steps

I'm really tired, I'll go drink coffee and be back

Gently...soft...the earth can't handle your moves

This is an old house

Why is there no noise? Are you practicing?

'Who kept this here?'

- Why does it taste salty? - I don't know, Guru

- Good day, master - Who is this buffoon?

- You...?! - Yes, sir

- What are you doing here? - I'm here to learn dance

Oh? You've shifted from music to dance, is it?

So you are on my brother's side

What is sariram?

It's the soul of the voice You don't have it, not even 1 note

You can learn Carnatic music only if you are blessed with it

Why don't you start singing folk songs?

Guru-ji, teach me exactly what I'm capable of learning

Rightly said!

You are plugging my nose Planning a stink-bomb?

Is this the milk you drank on your wedding night??

It's so sour and rancid

Donkey's milk

Stop that! It has immediate effect

I'll bring another combination for this

Another one? Guru-ji?!

Keep doing this

Donkey's milk! Such fun!!

Where's the LPG cylinder heading to...Pappu?

What?

- What are you doing? - Sharpening my pencil

Careful! The pencil is sharp and uncle's back is really big

You might poke him

Pachak!!

Tit for tat

There's no sign of Auto Murugan

Auntie! What happened?

This Pappu keeps asking for biryani

And there's no gas at home

I sent for the auto guy Murugan, but he's still not here

Do you know where the biryani shop is?

Of course I do!

If you go straight and take a left you'll come to a junction

There's Selvam theatre next to it That's where the biryani shop is

Your sense of direction is so awesome

Please go buy it for me, dear

Go, please Pappu wants only 'a leg piece'

Tell the hotel owner not to give anything but that

Don't dawdle around and flash your 'close-up' smile!

Thank God nobody saw this

Hello? Tell me buddy

'How is he talking with no outgoing facility?'

I have an important appointment

- Yeah! Governor has invited him - Some disturbance here

I'll talk to you later

End up in the trashcan!

AiyaiyO!

I think it's from the shop down this street

Don't eat that

That's mine! Please, bro

It was on the ground and you are claiming it as yours

Bro, please...please

Don't pester us when we are eating...go, go!

Bro, I don't even have money to buy any more

Are you going to get out of here or not?

Understand my situation It's a love issue, da

Dude, apparently it's a love matter

Let's give him our collection

Here you go

At least you be happy

We'll pitch in for love

Come...he's so starved he can eat a horse!

Show me Lift that hand!

Did you eat?

- No - Wait, I'll come

Guru, why are you making me stand upside down like an upturned urn

So that the blood flows down to your brain and you can sing well

Sing!

Half-sit properly

It's really hard, master Shall I just say good morning?

No! Just half-sit properly

Don't look at me

Dear! Eat your food!

Sowmya! Why trouble yourself? Shall I feed him?

Okay, thanks

Sounds like a monkey-chorus

I've brought some curry fried stuff for you to eat

Have you ordered food already?

Oh! Aunty! Chicken biryani is yummy, want a bite?

No, I'm pure vegetarian My husband eats egg though

I'll take only this

Shall I take this and go?

- No...no, we'll eat it! - Don't waste it

Sowmya, come home like you did yesterday

'Hey! Mozart of music! If I don't get your niece, you are dead meat!'

'Hey! Oldie! If I don't get your daughter I'll make minced meat out of you!'

'Go ahead and spit, I don't mind You'll be my Best Man at my wedding'

One tea, please Ages since I read the newspaper

I asked you to buy chilli powder and you are reading the paper

Wow KK! You do mimicry also?

I can cook any curry Give me a tea

Light or strong?

Strong or light, make it with donkey's milk!

That's only good for the throat

I didn't say that It's in the paper

Too much space for herbal shampoo errands boy

Power has come

- Oh! Put on the radio then! - No! I mean your friend, Power

Hasn't he wiped himself after crapping!?!

One tea, brother!

- Have you sprained your leg? - Leg...dance

Oh! Bharathanatyam

When you are old enough to take fasting vows...

...if you learn dance, your legs will become like cutting pliers

Cancel my tea

Power! Power!

Look! I lost a tea because of you

Don't get tensed for all this Cancel my tea as well

2 teas gone

Why should I be the loser? Cancel mine also

They were hand in glove Now there is no love!

Mom! The auto's here

Where are you going?

Your dad's waiting at the temple for us

Go sit in the auto quickly

Go, da!

Sowmya, we'll be back only in the evening

You are 'home alone' Be careful

If you are hungry make dosas and eat

Close the door

- Isn't Sowmya coming? - No, our dogs are not well

Bujji is her life

Come soon

'So she's not coming with us to the temple'

Why are you staring into space? Come!

Don't worry, Bujji You'll get well soon

- Hello? - Tell me, Muruga

I said everyone in Sowmya's house is going out?

- Yes - Yes

But Sowmya alone isn't going out

- Why? - Why?

Their doggy Bujji isn't feeling well Sowmya's at home to take care of him

This is a good time

Go tell her your love now

Muruga! That's a brilliant idea!

- This idea... - You haven't told anyone else?

How can you say this, buddy? I swear on my mother

I'm not that clan

Okay...okay

I won't tell anyone what I've told you

Super, Muruga

- Okay, go home... - I'll leave 500 bucks for you

'I can buy a car soon'

Sowmya?

Sowmya!

This is my friend, veterinary doctor, Mahadevan, I heard Bujji isn't well

Where's Bujji?

- What happened, doctor? - Nothing to worry

Food poisoning I have injected him

Take care

Come, let's go

Thank you, doctor

Shiva?

Tell me

- Thanks, Shiva - That's okay

I've been feeling bad since morning

I feel relaxed only now

I forgot to offer you coffee?

- No way! - Why?

You'll ask me to drink coffee and then I'll have to buy the sugar and milk

Oh! That's my aunt's style

This coffee is simply super

It's what my aunt made in the morning

I just re-heated it

'How do I start?'

- What happened? - No...no

Why are you laughing, Shiva?

I had a brilliant dream yesterday

What dream?

Did you act in any advertisement?

Your dad and my dad hit each other furiously

Your aunt yelled at my mother nonstop

The whole town was looking

Your brother, Pappu ate like a glutton...

...and threw this huge stone into our house

But your aunt threw sand all over me

Oh my! How silly!

Why such a big fight?

If the 2 of us eloped and got married, how else will they react?

Shiva?

Yes, Sowmya I really love you

I haven't eaten or slept and I keep thinking of you

I don't wish to lie like that But I really like you very much

But...I am...

I didn't know how to broach this for so many days

You are alone now

It won't be right if I stay here for too long

I'll see you around

I...Shiva...I am-

Thanks for the coffee

Laila - Majnu Ambikavathy - Amaravathy

Romeo - Juliet

I want my name engraved in that list along with yours

I love you, Sowmya

No...no, Power

Excuse me, I used a teeny weeny bit of the flour from your house

Sorry...Bye!

Aiyo! Chay!

Look up!

Uncle's gone out

I know

So why did you come?

"I wished to write a love letter But didn't put my pen on paper"

"To give it to you, my desire Courage I couldn't muster"

"I came to learn singing in your house, conniving"

"I parked myself in the road in 'a car with no petrol' mode"

"I wished to write a love letter But didn't put my thoughts on paper"

"To give it to you, my wish Courage I didn't dish"

"Your aunt's torture I tolerated Your uncle's blows I prostrated"

"I loved you, venerated"

"Your brother was Yama's avatar"

"Every day was a challenge bitter In tattered bell bottom I scutter"

"I hounded you with my love with a dog frenzied bow-wow!"

"But you prance away like a deer from the Vandaloor zoo, my dear"

"I am a hero 'appa tucker' Please accept my love letter"

"Don't walk like a swan Don't lure to lead me on"

"Be my wife lifelong"

"Don't wrap your love and hide Don't go over to your dad's side"

"Say 'I love you' be my bride!"

"For that ad-man don't fall Into the river don't sprawl"

"He'll dance, make you blush don't get caught in that slush"

"He is made in China He is a fraud fella"

"He is made in China He is a fraud fella"

KK!

This is a blank paper

I sang it as a song, no?

KK! You too?

I...want to love you too and become my own hero

How long do I stay a comedian?

I...love you

I love you, Sowmya

You asked me to come at 5:00 p.m I came much earlier, at 4:00 p.m

I've been here since morning

Did you relieve yourself here at dawn and sat here for good?

You asked me to come at 5:00 p.m

I didn't want to go against your wishes

Or act over-smart, so I came here at 5:00 p.m sharp

Why are you standing there like we're in the elimination round...

...of a reality show Say something

What do you want me to say?

What do you know about me to propose to me?

How can you say that, Sowmya?

I know all your likes and dislikes

I know your favorite food is steamed cake and chickpeas gravy

- Your favorite color is pink - Your favorite God is Sai Baba

Your favorite movie is 'Vinnaithaandi Varuvaaya'

They've told you what you like I'll tell you what you don't like

You don't like checked shirts Or curly hair

You don't like people who spit on the road

Will you like it if I spit on your face?

Why are you playing 'Judas' now?

Forever jolly KK

Power who turns his minuses into pluses

A very spontaneous Shiva

I like all 3 of you

But you can't just fall in love with someone because you like them

You can only love the one who understand you

So you'll never love me at all, Sowmya?

I didn't say that

It's not something you can see

It's not an external factor It is within us

If I meet a character who impresses me...

...that's when it will blossom

If I impress you will you accept me?

If that character that you describe is within me, will you love me?

If what they both said is within me, will you marry me?

We'll see...!

What is it, Bujji?

I knew it long ago!

Those 3 chaps were circling this house for you

Correct, auntie Now what do we do?

- Maybe we can take all 3- - Auntie!

No no! Maybe you should tell your family about all 3 of them

No need, auntie They are so naive

They...innocent!

You are breeding a snake, Sowmya

Cut all 3 of them off

No auntie...they sounded so genuine about their love

They are genuine?

You won't reform in this life time! Do as you like

What is this? Fried snacks?

Why give it to the dog?

If you give it to uncle, he'll snack on it while watching TV

This is what Bujji eats It's non-veg

Oh really? I didn't know Here, you keep it!

See you around Bye, Bujji!

She's a real cat on the wall

I'd have given her ideas if she had asked me

Aunt, you've lost 5 times so far

This lady can't sing Or cook either

She's a temple cow that's fed all the time

Your stomach grew this huge without you eating anything, no?

After gobbling like a glutton he has a voice like this

Listen to him preaching!

This is from the food my mother gave me

Really? Your disciple has come I'll use him to hang you upside down

You sit here, let us sing against him and win

This is a fine case of the calf beating the mother cow hollow!!

I'll rip you to pieces with this calf!

I can't sing against him I'm a newbie at this

Are you listening to these 2 and trying to compete with me?

Sing...sing We'll see

Guru-ji, with your blessing

"If it comes to pitting wits I'll sing my talent to bits"

"If it is a competition I'll prove I'm a good musician"

"Sa ri ga ma pa dha ni saa"

"Saa ni dha pa ma ga ri saa"

"Sa ri ga ma pa dha ni... Listen to my song carefully"

"Don't get a nose-cut badly"

"Don't try to act funny with this disciple so sunny"

"With your pupil sweet as honey"

"Don't lose face, disgracefully Don't pit your wits unnecessarily"

"Master, I warn you, humbly!"

"Garlands are strung with flowers They make such scented showers"

"My harmonium you've hit Move your foot, you mis-fit!"

"I've seen many gunks like you I've been there...seen all, dude!"

"Sit quiet, pranks distil Wind up your tail, pupil"

"Wrap up your tail, disciple"

"Leopard has many a spot amongst the tiger lot"

"Be 'all ears' no blockage to KK's song with a message"

"You 'saw'ed us through with your blunt blade too"

"You 'saw'ed us through with your blunt blade too"

"With your tattered throat you ruined every note"

"A good song you croaked!"

"Dear pretty princess What is your wish, confess"

"I'll get you a bun yummy with jam you can munchy!"

Wait! Stop it! What are you all laughing at?

A good song should be for people to appreciate

Right, uncle? Not hurt people

You understand?

You said it right, dear Bull's eye!

You don't have the brains that even this young girl has, di

This is Archana on the line

Yes...Doctor

Tomorrow, right? At the blood bank

I've told my friends

I'll be there

You said you wanted to say something important...

...and you've poured alcohol at 8:00 in the morning

This is not mere alcohol It is King Harischandran's tonic

If it goes inside only truth will come out

I need to tell you the truth about some things, that's why

Here Take it

Tell me, da

What is the matter?

- Hello, I'm Priya here - Priya, tell me

I told you what I feel But you haven't responded

Priya, what I said that day applies today and every other day as well

My love will settle down very soon with Sowmya

- Don't disturb me - Listen to-

You said you wanted to say something

Say it! Come on!

I'll tell you...here Gulp down a 2nd round

Dude...I'm forfeiting from this competition to win over Sowmya

What are you saying?

Friends can color their hair to camouflage their age

But it isn't right for friends to fight over the same girl

We sang songs about how we'd be friends till we die

But after this girl came into our lives...

...we haven't been friends at all

That's why I'm taking voluntary retirement from this competition!

I don't believe you

How many times have I told you that your beauty is your smile?

You swallowed all of that

But you won't digest my sincere words

Dai! You called us out of the blue

Poured us alcohol! And now you are retiring

I don't get this

It's true...all 3 of us were such close friends

But Sowmya walked into our lives

You say you aren't at home when you are

We insulted Power in front of Sowmya for no reason

Also, Sowmya doesn't like me So I'll just stay with my friends

And live my life happily

Dude! I'll tell you honestly

I could never be as magnanimous as you

It's no big deal

I'm really happy today

Everything's on me Let's celebrate

Instead of winning her love and spending on a grandiose scale...

...like a film directed by Shankar

...I'd rather lose in love and spend money on my friends

...within my budget like a film produced by Ramnarayan

You are really great I'm very selfish

You might be selfish or a saving goldfish

But boys our age shouldn't cry

Cool down Smile

Come, let's go

Where?

Today is not Monday It's Friend's day

Let's go wherever he calls

- Okay! - Come, let's go

'Are we going for a movie? You could have told me'

Why bring us to a hospital?

- Sowmya's here! - What happened to her!?

Nothing happened to her

Her brother's fat, no? He swallowed a whistle

- And then? - He tried to take it out

It didn't come out but strange noises did

Then what do we do?

Go and pour love on that boy and try to impress her

Why are you prancing like a tiger here?

Either go or stay

Technology has developed so much these days

...and you still choose to run

Be quiet

Dai! He seems fine

Pappu!

Woah! That was a big one

Are you okay now?

'Why are they on over-sweet mode?'

Where's your sister? Why isn't he replying?

Hey! What a surprise! What are you doing here?

Just because you didn't tell us doesn't mean we won't know

Doctor, this is Shiva and that is Power

They are my friends

Very good

All young people must come forward like this

...to do social service

We'd do anything for Sowmya, doctor

Blood donation is not just social service...

...but also good for your body

- Blood donation? - We got caught unaware

Come, let's go

Excuse me?

Did you drink and come here?

What is this, Sowmya?

They've had alcohol and come to donate blood

I can't take their blood

And why are you befriending alcoholics?

- Sorry - Ask them to leave

- Doctor? - Sowmya...we did...not

I thought so high of you two You've humiliated me in 1 second

How can I look at that doctor again?

KK's your friend, right? He's so decent

Shame on you guys!

Sowmya, I've donated blood

Any other spare parts if you want, don't hesitate

Because serving people is as habitual as shaving!

Did you donate blood?

Did you think I was kissssing the nurse!?

Didn't he drink with us!?

Why are you waiting outside? Go inside and give blood

They've drunk and come here, KK

Oh my God! At 8:30 in the morning?

You drink only on Sundays Now Mondays also?!

Cha!

'Today's Monday It's Friend's day'

Why are you silent, da?

Sowmya, you don't get alcohol in shops this early

They must have got it in black market I guess

Bad fellows!

Dai!

- Don't shout in a hospital - Please stop screaming!

Sorry, Sowmya

Listen to me for a second

Enough! Will you leave now?

Go Get out!

Chay!

KK, I'm so proud of you

You came over-hearing me talk over the phone

You are really great

How did this happen? He drank with us, no?

Oh my dears, do you wish to eat a sweet?

It's not enough to wish You also need to be smart

See how smartly I moved my pawn listening to Sowmya on the phone?

She has clearly told you she doesn't like you now

Now go straight to the bus stand

Pick on the aunties standing over there holding hand bags!

Are you trying to aggravate us?

Why is he such a tube light?

You made us trust you and then you tricked us!

Babu! Babu Wait, wait for me!

Why are you running away like a coward?

I can rip both your faces off Come to the area, we'll settle it

KK! Note down this date in your diary and remember it

The same way you got us caught with Sowmya after tricking us...

That same way...

Hello?

I've already reached home Why are you still talking?

KK, you slimy gunk Where are you, da?

Why are you so scared of water, Pappu?

It's not deep at all...see?

- Don't scare me, uncle - I'm here for you, no?

Why are you scared? Don't be scared, okay?

No, uncle! I've been scared of water ever since I was a little kid

I won't go near it

Kids your age swim so well Why are you alone scared?

Priya, don't disturb me, please

Why are you so tensed?

I don't know how to impress Sowmya

- What does impress mean? - I need to catch a place in her heart

I've been married thrice and you didn't think of asking me!

Okay, tell me now

Give away clothes to people and subtly let her know about it

Then get a few people married at your expense

Then not just her! But all the girls in town will be behind you

That might be true But you know KK and Shiva...

Let them be! They don't hold a candle to you

Don't think about all that Go ahead, we'll sort it out

The Ad-man...!

- Where are you? - Washing clothes at Niagra falls

What? Are you trying to be funny?

He's getting all furious! Come and attack me

I'm ready for singles And a gang war if you want

KK will b(l)end when he's in a hut!

In a court, he will cross (s)words!!

You don't get Sowmya Your chapter is closed

KK...what are you saying? Why would I poke your eyes out?

Would I poke my own eyes?

Then? You'll pay someone else to do it?

Don't talk without knowing the facts

You scratched Power and provoked him to action

Now do you know what he's doing?

Rubbing ointment wherever I scratched, huh?

Don't be lame and tell me without an anti-climax!

Come out and see You'll understand

Generosity king, Power on his birthday...

...has graciously offered to get 108 couples married

And distribute 1000 pants and shirts to the poor

Power! For a wedding that won't happen...

...why are you trying to blow the trumpet?

Brother! She's here

- Hi, Sowmya - Hi, Power

Welcome, thank you for coming for my birthday

Happy Birthday, Power Your dress is really nice

I created this dress

I'm the only one in this world who has it

No one else has it

Really?

Sister! Look there Same dress

It must be their work

Exact replicas!

You are wearing the same clothes, uncle!

"Hello everybody"

"Twinkle, twinkle little star Happy Birthday, Power Star!"

"Rock on, dude"

"Stop it Stupid!"

"It's not my Death day It is my birthday"

"Change the music And start the rap"

"Okay?"

"Hey! Our brother is no other but Sangam poet Avvaiyar"

"He's also KaraikalAmmaiyar He's a connoisseur"

"It's your birthday It's your birthday!"

"Over-ripe brinjal thinks it is tender for sale in the market, a wonder!"

"You single the girl on dot You torture her for the knot"

"In word and deed My friend indeed"

"Though your age you wrap will the deer fall into your lap?"

"Hey! Dude"

"We wanna wish you It's your birthday!"

"Blow up your candle It's your birthday!"

"Black forest cake It's your birthday"

"Maamae...uncle...pseudo Maamae...uncle...weirdo"

"False fanfaronade Fancy fashion parade"

"Jigarthanda flavors"

"Power empowers"

"Power's hands powerfully credited Crisp notes in the bag unlimited"

"Hey! King of generosity Why this love-velocity?"

"You think you have arrived Your ruckus is so contrived"

"Love turns to desire on fire So you throw notes haywire"

"In word and deed My friend indeed"

"Your love till the very end like bubble gum will extend"

"My friend!"

"Power...power power...empower!"

"False fanfaronade Fancy fashion parade"

"Jigarthanda flavors"

"Power empowers"

"Hey! Our brother is no other but Sangam poet Avvaiyar"

"He's also KaraikalAmmaiyar He's a connoisseur"

"It's your birthday It's your birthday!"

"Over-ripe brinjal thinks it is tender for sale in the market, a wonder!"

"False fanfaronade Fancy fashion parade"

"Jigarthanda flavors"

"Power empowers"

"We wanna wish you Its'your birthday!"

"Maamae...uncle...weirdo Maamae...uncle...pseudo"

Why did the cake explode like a gas stove?

- Power? - Don't feel bad about all this

- I'll get you another cake - Don't cry, Power

'Why does he need a birthday The cake thought and spat on him'

Stand still

If the cake falls down it will all go waste

I'll bring a ladle and scrape it off you

Brother, why go to all that trouble?

Just lick it off his face like calves do to buffalos

Leave me alone KK! You buffalo!

Get lost!

Power, Power! Relax, relax!

Why are you getting so tensed?

Why are you getting so angry? Now what happened?

Some cake fell on your face?

That's all

It's okay Don't cry, okay?

Friends will be like this

Friends drink and get hyper for their birthdays

But you've done so much good on your birthday

How can you cry like this? Crying like a little boy...

You've really impressed me, Power

Really!

What is this, dude? It's shifting tracks

Smile...smile

Good!

It's gone! Good boy!

I'll go now...see you!

Bye!

Here you go, guys!

Keep these rings as a gift for planting the bomb

In the case of love, you should lessen this heroism and the comedy

Heighten the sentiments That's when the love will work

Rather than guys as unreasonable as you...

...girls prefer innocent guys like me

I'll see you around, dude? Bye, bro!

We have to somehow eliminate Power from this Sowmya issue

I'm worried he'll buy her with his money

Sowmya isn't some vermicelli you can buy in a grocery shop

But he has money power on his side

Dude, even if moneyed...

...his face looks like an over ripe papaya!

Sowmya won't spare him even a second glance

Don't underestimate him

You can do anything with money

I have an idea

They've been searching for a bride for that helmet head brother of his

But for years not even 1 old hag has consented

What does that got to do with this?

They are related

There's a guy living nearby called Double-decker Narayana

- He has 2 daughters - You mean 2 old ladies?

Yes

He's stubborn as a mule

...that he'll get them married only to 2 brothers, same time!

If we link the older girl to Power's brother...

...then the younger one will have to be his bride?

But his brother must like the girl

His brother is really desperate

At his state, if you even show him a girl's cycle

...he'll tie the 3 knots around it!

Super, dude

You've finished 1 guy

Don't dream you can throw me in the tank and get Sowmya!

- What are you saying? - I was just kidding, come

- Brother...! - I'm reading the paper

Shouldn't you ring the bell and come?

We are not riding cycles to ring and then enter

You know everything...

- Respecting this brother, right? - So, what's news?

It's all about brother's marriage

Why this hurry to get married?

'Look at this grey haired fellow's temerity'

Uncle! When are you going to give us a wedding feast?

Let's wait for 2 years Then we'll see

His hair is graying already

In 2 years, you won't offer us a wedding feast

We can only cremate you both and feed the crows funeral left-overs

So, we'll go today, find a girl for brother and fix it at once

Look how shy he is!

I'm turning around because I don't want to see it

He keeps asking me to see as if it is some circus show

Wonderful shyness

There's a guy next door called Double-decker Narayana

He is insistent he must get his daughters married to 2 brothers

If we fix the older girl for brother and the younger one for Power...

...all our problems will be solved!

- You think so? - Yes, uncle

Listen to me carefully

It's smart to keep the pot when water drips from the tap

- So put the pot - Shall we go fix it?

Why are you so shy?

Have you fallen in love or something?

Tell daddy

- If you like her, it's okay with me - Say it that way, my lion cub

We'll see the bride tomorrow

Older girl is for the older guy Younger girl for the younger guy

- Super! - Okay

Bravo!

Awesome

Marvellous

Wow!

Don't over-act overtly

KK! Get up You butter face!

You are scared I'll win the contest

So you are fixing me with a random bride

You better go

You are trying to split Sowmya from me?

What is the problem, brother?

I'm in love with Sowmya, da These guys are trying to ruin it

Are you digging his grave?

As if we can pluck guavas with a shovel!

How much longer will you stay single and not mingle?

What will you do?

I'll assault you

- Where are you going? - To wear my underwear

I can't find my undies

Once my eldest son returns you'll all be in the grave you dug

They have ripped my shirt

I lost my glasses I can't see

They rolled all over the ground fighting for you?

That's so good to hear

I wish I could make a special dessert for you

But all the milk at home is over

Auntie, I'm serious and you are amused

Don't feel bad for them, Sowmya

They are all scoundrels

I asked them with concern

...why they were ruining their healthy by drinking

And they hit my husband and sent him off to hospital

What are you saying, auntie? I thought they were innocent

You are the one who is innocent

Those three are putting on an act

If you were dull, it's okay But you are really bright

That's why they are doing all this right at your door-step

Tell them that you are in love with some other guy and see

Then you'll know their true colors

Why are you thinking so much?

Think this is a litmus test to find out their true character

'My idea has sunk in!'

I...I'm in love with someone else

- What are you saying, Sowmya? - Who is this guy?

Where is he?

But they'll ask me all these questions!

What name will I say?

If you name someone here they'll go to his house and beat him to a pulp

You should tell some name they won't dare approach!

How about love-legend Kamal Hassan?

Auntie! He has a daughter my age

Who else...

Best choice, handsome and not married

Young super star, Simbu

What! Simbu?

If there was a lying contest in the Olympics...

...you'll get the gold medal, Sowmya

He's such a big hero And he'd fall for her?!

None of them will believe this, auntie

Don't say you were born and brought up in Chennai, dear

Such a disgrace

I've fooled around 30 people when I was your age

You are thinking thrice to fool just 3 guys

Now there's Facebook and Twitter, no?

Say you and Simbu became friends online

You chatted, and ended up knowing each other inside out

What do you mean inside out, sat and spoke on the tiled roof!

Whom are you trying to fool?

If you don't like us, then tell us straight

Don't make up Simbu tales

Don't you read cinema news at all?

Hollywood actor Brad Pitt

He fell in love with Angelina Jolie who was a great fan of his

Even our hero, Vijay, fell in love with Sangeetha who was a fan of his

Here, hold this

Same way...Simbu and I are in love

- Auntie, you are in lov...? - I was saying your dialog

Ask them what's wrong with getting married to him?

Their love will get switched off

Sowmya, call Simbu and give us the phone

We'll talk to him

We have a minor misunderstanding But I'm committed to Simbu

So don't keep saying you want to impress me

...and follow me around and waste your life

1 minute, Sowmya

What does Simbu have that I don't?

No...you were so serious

He wanted to add some comedy to it

- Please, Sowmya - I can't live without you

I'm sorry Come to terms with this

Please, Sowmya

I don't love any of you

Sowmyaaaa!

KK! You've been getting the bier ready all morning!

The corpse is on its way

"This is the time my story ends This is the tune that reminds"

Why did you bring me to a cemetry?

Brother in a drunken stupor keeps muttering your name, sir

KK! You haven't come to class for past 4 days

And you are drunk here What are you up to?

Guru-ji...my God! Bless me

Whatever you do will be special

- Get up - Is that so?

What's that stink?

Why did you just punch me in my stomach and mouth?

We should not punch only the poor and needy

But buffaloes like you can be butted!

If I come to you to learn music...

...you'll treat me like a 10th grade failed student

You'll pounce, punch, puncture, knock me on the head?

I came to you to learn music for time-pass

And you used me as your entertainment

You opened my mouth that was shut for 5 years, da

Let me stuff it with mud and shut it again!

Don't humiliate a great singer beyond this

You have the grating voice of an incense stick seller in a market!

And you call yourself a singer?

What are you hugging him for?

You and your silly glasses!

You get back what you gave

Take this body and put it on the bier

I'll bury him upside down

Uncle...! Auntie...!

What is it? What happened, dear?

He went to the tailor for me and got himself tattered and tied up!

You are not dead yet?

The betel leaf in your mouth can't be chewed on again!

You are sitting like a dead body

It's burning...aiyo

Oh my dearest! Aiyo...aiyaiyO!

Someone's branded you like they stamp bags of rice

Which lowlife did this to you?

My dear, I went with your sample blouse to the tailor's shop, no?

On the way back, a man stopped me and said

Master, master, your student KK is drunk and sprawled in a graveyard

I went to see if he needed help

- Careful - Does it hurt very much?

Wretched fellow

Who'll beat up the man who teaches him to sing?

May his hand break and burn in the stove

She's rubbing it in!

Boil water for hot fomentation

Put some hot water for me too!

Dad...!

They've pulled out his nut

What happened?

Look at him! Poor man...what happened?

Shut up! I am myself bellowing in pain with a broken hand

He looks like a pack of dogs feasted on his knee

Don't touch it!

No! Don't touch it!

Dad, who did this?

I was on my way back from the temple

Power came and told me that his dad had a gift for me

I said I'd go to their house tomorrow

But he insisted that I go today

They took me and...!!

Old man, you want a gift? My dad has a real big gift!

Get lost

AiyaiyO!

- Old man - Am I an old man?

Yes, you are

You tortured me with your beautiful daughter

I won't let you go that easily

Don't, child...hitting your teacher is a great sin

What bloody sin!

Daddy

Here's the whip...give it to him and ask him to use it

No need, child No need, please!

"I'm dancing without moving my legs"

"I'm dancing without moving my legs"

"I'm singing without moving my lips"

"I'm searching for my God Come to my rescue, oh Lord!"

"Come to my rescue, oh Lord"

I'm not able to lie down properly

Sowmya...I don't know if this is a house or some hospital ward

There's one sitting there and one lying down here

Why did they even do all this?

Even if your uncle is bad looking he would loiter as Lion King

Sowmya, come here

Why are you crying, dear?

What happened? How did they get hurt?

I could hear their screams all the way to my house

Who hit them like this?

Who else, auntie?

It was Power and KK who hit them so badly

I'm so scared

I don't know if they'll stop at this or do something tomorrow

We'll think about tomorrow later

Where's your brother?

He must be somewhere here

Pappu?

Where? Hey! Pappu?

- He was right here - I wasn't imagining it then

All these elders are suffering so much

I wonder what that poor boy will do

I saw Shiva dragging your brother near the well

Sowmya Wait! I'll come

Pappu?

Uncle, no...don't Don't do this!

That's all...that's all

Very good!

Come...come You are almost there

Touch it and come back

Here Hold my hand

That's all swimming is And you were scared of this?

Sis...sister I learnt how to swim

Shiva?

Pappu, tomorrow you must swim without the rope

Sister, I'm not scared of water at all anymore

Be careful Are you okay?

I'm fine, sis

Why did you come without telling anyone?

I got so scared

Don't be worried...Pappu will now swim without fear

Thanks, uncle

Thanks, Shiva

How they made us suffer

We must not let them go scot-free

We should complain to the police and have them beaten to a pulp

Only then I'll be happy

Why drag the police, dad?

One day they'll feel bad for all that they did, just let go

Why are you stopping me, dear?

Shiva? Are you going away?

Who'll run all my errands then?

You asked me to grind herbal powder for your hair

Where's my chocolate?

Wait, da

- Didn't you buy the coconut piece? - Yes, it is here, aunty

- Hi! - Come in

What happened? Why are you a little dull?

You come home but you ignore me

Do you know how terrible my heart feels?

You are acting this way because you know I'm in love with Simbu, no?

You don't want me to be happy at all...I know

You are just like the other 2...selfish

I'm being true to my love for you

What you are saying is only in words though...not actions

No...I'm being genuine

For your aunt and Pappu-

I'm saying you haven't done anything that I particularly like

Okay, next week is my birthday

I'll give you a gift for my birthday

Let's see what gift you'll bring for me

I'll give you whatever you ask for

That's your choice

But I want to always keep and cherish your gift

Let's see...what your gift will be

Okay? Bye

'Next week is my birthday I want to cherish your gift'

KK

KK...!

Where is he, da?

He is never here He's always at the bar

Go and check there if you want to

"We are brothers, one of a kind like us no other you will find"

"Like sharing the same womb as blood brothers we bloom"

Hello?

We need chicken Get about 10 kg

KK, after you fought and left, the house just darkened

Yes, evening, so naturally it would have darkened

No! He doesn't mean that

He used to walk around happily Now do you see his face?

Why dent ourselves for sake of love?

Shall we take you to the dentist instead!?

- What do you want now? - Here, give him your hand

You should be friends as usual

Kiss and make up

You'll all be beaten with my slipper again

- Shut up, dad - Truce

Don't be angry about all this

- Give my brother your hand - Yes...truce

- This is enough for me - You should always be like this

Dignity is all that counts to our family

Heard what dad said?

Dignity is all that counts to our family

- There's a sweet on the floor - Look...there it is

I was kidding

You said only dignity mattered!

- So I tested you - You tried to trick us

Take care of my beloved son Okay, I'm leaving now

Buy yourself a sweet on your way home

Mad people

Dude! Why are all girls like this?

Let it go, da

Ladies and Gentlemen

Who's this guy?

Raise your hands if you've had a love failure and come to drink here

- Me - Me

You see, dude?

There are so many like us in every bar

Really? Look at this then

How many of you got married to the girl you fell in love with...

...and ended up here to drink because she tortures you?

- That's me - And me

You see? Now at least realize and be happy that you failed

Dude, I'm not able to sleep at night at all

Why? Do you nap in the afternoon?

I keep thinking about Sowmya

Don't make me laugh now

Look here The Ad-man

It shines shimmers sparkles Prakash petticoat!

Shut your gob!

So did you quit running errands at Sowmya's house or applied leave?

- Why are you talking like this? - Shut up, da!

We are now the bad guys

...but you alone will stay a good guy?

When you fall in love, you will get angry...

...if you don't get the girl you want

But beating up her dad and uncle is really wrong

Does she have any friends in this city other than us?

If she had wanted she could have gone to the police but she didn't

She's a really nice girl

She still thinks of us as friends

- How does it look? - It's terrible

Then why are you doing all this? Shut up for a while

Why are you not taking me seriously?

What do you want me to do now?

Next week is Sowmya's birthday

We have to get her something she loves

Each of us can pool in Rs 50 and buy her a wall clock then!

Let's bring Simbu whom she loves for her birthday

Simbu isn't some cake that you can get on order

Don't talk like a lunatic

Sowmya told us that they had a misunderstanding

- Waste calling him - That's the matter

Let's call him somehow and surprise her

Then they'll talk and meet and stay in love

Simbu's shooting in Tanjavur

If we take the car we can make it

Alright guys Let's go for take now

Ready! Okay Start camera

Look! There's Gautham Menon

Let's go ask him

Cut, cut, cut!

Venkat! Send them away What's happening here?

Listen to us for 10 minutes, sir

Take your hands off

Ready, field clear, guys Start camera

- By 12, Take 2 - And action!

- Who are those guys? - It's fight sequence now

They are waiting from morning They look like real jokers

Pain in the wrong place Find out what they want

- Oh sorry, please sit down - Thanks

- Oh! Uncle is standing - Tell him I'm young!

Move this side Sit here, please

Sir, we came to talk about Sowmya

Sowmya? Who's she?

Sir, it's natural for lovers to have misunderstanding

But if you tell us that you don't know Sowmya, that's not fair

Look here, brother...

They already write so much gossip linking me with women

I'm relieved right now without any of that

Don't start all this and create a big problem now please

Sir, you chatted on Facebook?

- Facebook? - You spoke on the internet

And now there is a misunderstanding?

There are plenty of false Facebook accounts

Somebody could have misused my name like that

Whether you know it or not, that girl is crazy about you

That's why the 3 of us came this far to see you

I don't understand What should I do now?

- Marry her, sir - She's a nice girl

Marriage?!

Are you scared your parents will object?

I can come to your house and ask them formally-

And we can all be slippered uniformly

Sir, just lie that you are shooting in Kumbakonam

And come over here and we'll get your marriage registered

We'll need a photo

Get out, get out Go out now!

- I really love you, listen to me... - Priya, I'm really not doing good

- Please, leave me alone! - Did someone offer you a loan?

I've rejected so many girls in my life

But for the 1st time, Sowmya rejected me

Look at this guy Always being funny

Poor girl!

We must unite her with Simbu somehow

Don't keep talking like a mad person

She's not in love with Simbu

She's in love with someone else

But is using Simbu as a pretext to cheat us

Dude! Don't malign Sowmya

I love her from my heart, not my mind

Simbu is right for her He's a hero...a star

We can't match that, da

Hero? I can become a hero

Not able to digest that you're in love with Sowmya

...you drink antacid daily And you'll become a hero?

Simbu will get into trouble because of me...happy trouble

Not happy trouble All India trouble

If you keep talking like this, I'll poke your tongue with a needle

There's only one idea

We kidnap Simbu and unite him with her

- I second this - I spit on this!

Are you trying to be funny? We kidnap Simbu?

Do you have love for Simbu? Or fear for him? Tell...tell me

Fear only

If your face is so close to mine

- Forget him, I'll come - Please, da

You are tagging this 'mess-up king'

He'll cause big level chaos So I'll come too

Okay, but whom do we go to in Tamil Nadu

...if we want to kidnap Simbu?

There is one guy

- Who? - Who?

Why this kolaveri, kolaveri, kolaveri di?

You deal

I'm agent speaking from Kumbakonam

Regarding a kidnapping issue

Let me go

A corpse is on its way Let me say bye-bye to it

Shove it in

Leave me

- Come, come - I'm here!

Come...come

I expected you to come in the morning

We are not crap to come out in the morning!

Who's this guy? He has carpets by his ears

- He's Kolaveri David's agent - Kolaveri David's agent?

So you don't know Kolaveri David himself?

Does he need an agent for all this?

Son, there are lots of people who come to Kumbakonam to pray

Not too much trouble

But I find ways to find the troubled

...and bring henchmen here to beat up, kidnap and kill

Don't you know that, Power?

I know

- Shall we finish it off? - There's no use beyond this...finish it

- I'll say a word to brother... - Not for such small things! Do it

I said the biryani is rancid but brother asked me not to throw it

Put it in the dustbin outside!

If you put it near the hut that old hag will fight

They are scared of even an old lady

Will they kidnap people?

Don't weigh them less

So shall I add another quarter kilo?

Shut up

- Who are these guys? - The kidnapping issue

David, brother 4 + 3 = 7

He looks really weird

Will that noodles-head be able to do it?

Shut up, da!

Yeah, fat wallet

- Do you have a photo? - We have an entire CD

You alone come with me

Will the kidnap work out well?

Don't be worried at all

We'll kidnap the guy You get the girl ready

And we'll have a grand wedding

We are seasoned kidnappers

I've organized everything for the engagement

Without forgetting just bring 2 garlands on your way back

Garlands? I'll bring them

Why do you need garlands? Did your dad die or what?

My brother and I are getting engaged tomorrow, bro

Are you both getting engaged since you couldn't get a girl?

Shut up, dude Who's the girl?

Double-decker Narayanan's daughter

Like exchanging money in the espionage movie Billa...

...are you secretly 'doing matrimony'!?

My life is ruined! Let my brother's life...

- 'Go to the dogs'? - Shut up, da

We are getting engaged tomorrow You both have to be there

The 2 of us will come for sure tomorrow and bless you, da

- Next week... - I'll punch you...

David...this is a love matter We should kidnap this guy

And get him married to the girl who'll be waiting here

Very simple

How's the party? 'Fat wallet' category?

They'll give us the money as soon as the job is done

Forward this movie, da

He's given us the wrong CD Call him and ask him

I'll ask him

- Son? - Hello?

There is only Simbu in the CD that you've given

- Whom should we kidnap? - You must kidnap Simbu only

We must kidnap Simbu it seems

How do we kidnap a hero?

Veerappan kidnapped Kanada hero, Rajkumar, didn't he?

Then why can't you? You slimy slug!

You get doubts after watching the CD?!

You bring loony-bins here and waste my precious time

Power is a 'fat wallet' party

He'll pay whatever we ask for this girl

That's why I accepted Don't do anything to me

Where will that girl be?

We are so happy about this match They are made for each other

Sameera Reddy Amala paul

Arya Madhavan

Switch off that music

Double-decker Narayana You are a real Tucker-guy

You are trading rotten tomatoes that won't have a chance in hell otherwise

It's by God's grace, son

All God's will

Carry on

Are you the grandfather who is marrying my auntie?

Shhhhhhhhh! Go...go

Look how shy he is!

Why are you so sad now?

Sowmya and Simbu will meet today, no?

Dry out your heart, da Don't soak in sorrow!

Here's a wedding competing with Charlie Chaplin and Mr Bean!

Whole city is being entertained You also join in the fun

- I can't live without you - Priya, I'm getting married today

Dude, I'm not able to forget Sowmya

If I get a kid I'll name her Sowmya

If you have one then go ahead

Why is the younger one lamenting?

Is he not interested in this wedding?

Look...he is old enough to be Avvaiyar's older brother

And the old man is asking for his consent

Uncle! It's all okay It's just last minute jitters

Oh that's all? Exchange the plates

- Hello? - Fools!

The girl that you asked me to kidnap Simbu for...

...she is with me right now

Bring the amount that I ask for and come here immediately

Don't go to the police and get this girl in trouble

Understand?

Dude! They kidnapped Sowmya

- What are you saying? - They kidnapped Sowmya?

My wedding!

Losing light! Let's go for take Ready, Simbu...ready?

Aiyaiyo! Sir...sir Sir! 1 minute, sir

- Sir, they are not letting us in - Please let us in

One minute

Let them in

Yov! What is your problem now?

Go stand outside her door when you are in love with her

But when she's in trouble...

...you land up at some other guy's shoot and stand, huh?!

Troubles are an opportunity that God gives us to prove ourselves to the world

If you face your own problem then you are a hero too

In your life people can say he lost the battle

But they should never say he ran away from it

Go bravely

Shiva!

They've come, David

What is it? Have you brought the money?

Fighters ready?...!

I'm talking to you Where's the money?

Punch him

Hit him again!

Power! You been screaming from the minute we came in?

- What happened? - Where's the money?

Are we not fighting?

Fight? Why are you day-dreaming here?

AiyO!

Where's the money?

Where's the money!?

Hit them, buddy!

Shiva...!

My 'downstairs' is in a mess Is your 'upstairs' rattled too?

Aiyo! Power Sorry, dude

Sowmya? Are you okay?

What's happening here?

I need to finish you off first

No! Don't do it

Sowmyaaaaaaa!

Does it hurt a lot?

Sorry, Sowmya This is all because of us

If something had happened to you I would have died, Sowmya

We spoke to Simbu for you so many times!

He refused to come

Shiva! I love only you, Shiva

- Sowmya? - I love you, Shiva

- Sowmya? - I love you

In the end you made me also fight

He's taken Sowmya away from you and me, dude

You are always the comedian You'll never be the hero, dude

- Then who are you? - I'm the hero too

If it's not Sowmya, it's Priya

- Hello? Priya? - I didn't expect your call

You've been trying for me for so long

Let me tell you how I feel...

- I love you, darling - I love you, Manigandan

Priya! I'm Power speaking

Sorry this is a wrong number I thought you were Manigandan

Power, at least I know I'm a comedian

The funniest part is that you don't know you are one

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