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[upbeat music]

[satisfied grunting]

Another weekend of fun and games at Castle Copula.

[chuckling]

I wonder where Sir Aubrey finds

all these worthless, sexually frustrated bimbos.

Weekend in and weekend out.

Bitch thought I didn't see her flash her tit.

I'll get her later on.

After all, we have two days to enjoy ourselves.

Yes, I guess it sure beats honest work.

He told me there's a virgin this time out,

I wonder which one it is.

[upbeat music]

-[moaning] Oh, that feels so good.

[moaning]

Feels so good.

[moaning]

[upbeat music]

- Welcome to Castle Copula.

Each one of you is going to get your money's worth

and maybe even a little more.

- Oh, it's beautiful.

- You're going to have a great time.

- Oh, Jesus.

- God, what a beautiful place this is.

Tell me --

- Dianna.

-L'm Jerry. - Nice to meet you, Jerry.

- What brings you here?

- Curiosity.

I like to learn new things.

Besides, I like to fuck.

- What? ls that an offer?

- There's only one way to find out.

- Come on. What a weekend.

What a weekend.

- Welcome to the looney bin.

- Sir Aubrey does have a reputation for being the eccentric.

[moaning]

- Boris screwed up again.

You're not supposed to see this.

Look, Boris.

- Let them stay.

[moaning]

- Let them stay.

It will only add

to the pleasure.

- Oh, yes. Let them stay.

[moaning]

The shame of it all.

Oh, the divine shame.

My cunt is wet with shame.

[moaning]

- Actually, voyeurism

was very popular

with the Renaissance painters.

Now is no time for the history lesson.

Boris,

show the guests to their rooms and have them join the others

in the library.

- Yes, master.

- Children,

adieu.

- That's Sir Aubrey?

- He can discipline me any time.

- I don't mean to sound naive, but is that supposed to be erotic?

- That's not erotic, honey.

Oh, my pussy is so wet.

- It is? How does it feel like?

Can I touch it?

- I don't do females 'til after I've had my fill of cocks.

- What? That's not what I meant.

- Don't cry, honey.

It'll be okay. - Really?

[spankjng] [moanlng]

-[singing] Who's been a nasty wench today?

Wench today, Wench today?

This will teach m'lady to play with her dildos.

You worthless slut.

- Oh, harder, Mr. De Sade. Harder.

Oh, make my cheeks red with shame.

[moaning]

- Are you my new roommate? - Yes.

- Oh, I see.

- I thought I'd make things a little easier on you.

- Oh, wow.

- Well,

aren't you going to take me up on my offer?

- Right here and now?

- Let's fuck.

- Oh, do we have time?

- Let's make the most of the few minutes.

[moaning]

-It's so hot.

[moaning]

Oh, yes.

You like it? [moaning]

- Your pussy is so tasty.

I love it.

[moaning] - Oh, yes.

[moaning]

[moaning]

It's like that? Huh?

Oh, God.

I'd love to have my cock in there.

[moaning]

- Oh, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, yes.

[moaning]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, yeah. Oh, suck it.

Put your tongue inside me.

Oh, yeah.

-L'm going to fuck you.

[moaning]

- Oh, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, yes.

[moaning]

- Yes, touch me, touch me. - Oh, I hear this. I hear this.

- Oh,

I feel so good.

[moaning]

By the way, what was your name?

[laughing]

- Those words were written nearly 2ooo years ago

by the famed Roman author, Ovid.

Now,

I doubt if this book, entitled The Art of Love, was required reading

in grade school.

Nevertheless, it is one of the oldest

and the best authoritative books on the art of seduction.

Some of the world's most famous authors -- Chaucer,

Aristophanes, Boccaccio, Marlowe, Henry Miller --

all wrote erotica.

Would anyone care to define erotica?

- Sure, any kinda, like, pornography,

dirty pictures, books.

- Pornography is considered a lower form of erotica,

though totally lacking in any sort of subtlety or style.

Did you know that the young Shakespeare first gained

recognition writing erotic poetry?

Who would consider today such works as Venus and Adonis,

or The Rape of Lucretia, pornographic?

- I once read that erotica exists

in society for a twofold purpose.

First of all,

to educate the young and the inexperienced,

and second, to excite the old and the important.

- Ladies and gentlemen, my devoted assistant.

- And devoted mistress.

- Lady Amanda Willingsley.

- First, I would like to demonstrate several objects associated

with the art of erotica.

Boris, the tray, please.

- I do hope there are none among you who are squeamish, or bashful, or prudish.

If so, now is the time to leave.

There will be no other opportunity.

My seminars tend to be frank and to the point.

There'll be costumes,

makeup,

insanity beyond your wildest dreams.

There'll be no beating around the bush.

Although, any of you lovely people are welcome to beat

around your own proverbial bushes as much as you like.

- Oh, he's so sexy.

Fascinating.

Excuse me, Sir Aubrey,

is there a certain schedule for the next few days?

- Yes, there is.

Although, I do like to keep my seminars rather open-ended.

- Boris, I need three chairs, please.

Next, I need three sexually uninhibited ladies.

- Dianna, are you sure you want to do this in front of everyone?

- You'll do just fine, dear.

Who else?

Yes, you over here.

Come along, dear.

Do very nicely.

Lastly, let's see.

Yes.

Oh, the sweet lady.

Very nice.

[moaning]

- Better watch it, pal.

Looks like our host has eyes for your roommate.

- Prepare the ladies for the demonstration, please.

Now, ladies, we want you to be as comfortable

and relaxed as possible.

Stand up and take off your underclothes,

and lift your skirts high up to your waist.

Remove your shoes.

There, very good.

Lift your legs up high and spread them wide.

[gasping]

Quite nice.

[moaning]

Oh, yes, very sweet.

You, little one. Very sensual.

The props, please.

- Good choice.

- We begin here with a straight model, which we will lubricate quite well

and insert very slowly.

Now, spread your lips, dear.

Slowly and gently.

[moaning] There.

In and out yourself.

- Oh, yes.

- There.

Nice and slow.

Now, in and out.

Oh, spread your lips wide, dear.

- Yes. - Yes.

There, isn't that good?

[moaning]

- Such a good teacher.

[moaning]

- Nice and slowly. [moaning]

- Next.

Lubricate it well and take it very slowly,

spreading the lips,

and insert it slowly at first.

There.

Oh, yes, and move your body a little bit.

Create your own rhythm, pushing it in and out firmly.

[moaning] - Oh, yes.

[moaning]

- Oh, there.

Everybody, notice how this is done, creating your own rhythm.

All right. [moaning]

- Oh, yes.

Very good. [moaning]

- Stroking of the breast is also recommended.

- Oh, yes, it feels good.

- It feels good, yes.

[moaning]

- In slowly.

[gasping]

Oh, I had no idea this would be so erotic.

- Do you call that erotic?

[moaning] - Yes.

- This is the way we pinch our nips, pinch our nips,

pinch our nips.

This is the way we pinch our nips, so early in the morning.

[moaning]

- Next, we have the uncircumcised model, which again, we lubricate very well.

Students, please notice this and insert very gently.

There.

Doesn't that feel good to you?

- Yes.

- Then create your own rhythm once again.

[moaning]

- In and out, ladies.

- Oh, my goodness.

- This is the fine art of masturbation, ladies and gentlemen.

- Oh, it's fun.

[moaning]

- This is great. -lt's a fine art.

- Yes, it is a fine art. - Work it in and out.

[moaning]

- There, you see.

Has everybody observed well?

[moaning] [groanlng]

[sighiflg]

Well, class, so much for our first lesson.

Let us pause for the moment and we shall continue

with a very special presentation we have prepared for you.

Today, we will explore the sexual deviations and the erotica

that they produced.

Once again, we turn to those sexual pioneers,

the ancient Greeks.

[Plflsing synth music]

Unlike many other civilizations, the Greeks were quite open

to the notion of love between members of the same sex.

Lesbians derive their name from the legendary island of Lesbos.

It was there that the famed poetess, Sappho,

wrote the following lines of verse.

Return, I pray, clad

in your milk-white tunic.

Desire burst forth

at the sight of your beauty.

No woman could not tremble

at the thought of its seduction.

Thank you, love.

You came and did well to come.

I needed you.

You have made love blaze up in my breast.

Bless you.

Bless you as often

as the hours have been endless to me

while you were gone.

I prayed that it might be doubled for us.

Now, I know why Eros,

of all the gods of

Heaven and Earth,

has been the best-loved.

The gods bless you.

May you also sleep, then,

on some tender girlfriend's breast.

- Now, remember that this evening is our custom ball and food orgy,

so that you can all get better acquainted.

Well,

class, wasn't that a stirring film?

And now, that brings us to the end of the afternoon session.

You will please tear yourselves apart.

Children,

thank you.

We'll take a short break

and we will reconvene tonight.

[applause]

[moody soft rock music]

- You're not going to believe this, but I'm still a virgin.

- No. With a body like that? You've got to be kidding me.

- With a body like mine?

- Come on, let me give it to you right now.

- No, I'm not sure if I'm ready for it.

- You were ready when you reached puberty.

- No, I'm just waiting for the right man to come along.

- I am the right man. I'm here right now.

- No.

When the right man comes along, I'm going to know it in my heart.

I'm going to know it down here, too.

- How can you show me that and not want to do it?

You want to go through with it.

- There's plenty of other things I can show you

without losing my virginity.

- Like what?

- Like this.

- Ooh.

Oh, come on. That's it.

Oh, you want it inside you, don't you?

- I want your sperm.

I want to taste your sperm, babe.

Can you give it to me?

- Yes, come on. Suck.

Suck it.

Okay.

Come on, baby. Come on, suck it.

Oh, lwant to feel you. I want to be inside of you.

Please? - No, I can't give up my virginity.

- Yes, you can.

- I can taste your cum in my mouth.

- Oh, come on, suck on it.

[moaning]

Oh, that's it, just suck on it.

- Yes.

- Oh, yes. That's it, that's it.

Oh, come on.

Come on, let me cum in your mouth.

Please, come on.

Here it goes.

[sighing and moaning]

- Tell me, dear, what do you think of the new group?

- Actually, I'm rather pleased.

They seem as eager to learn as I am to teach.

I'm just wondering

how far they're willing to go.

- Think you could still teach me a few things?

- You've always been my most avid pupil. - Thank you.

[upbeat music]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

- My dear lady, you know what I want you to do now?

Suck my big fucking cock.

Yes.

[moaning]

Go ahead.

Should I [indistinct] your throat, my lady?

Yes.

Lose yourself. Oh my God.

[moaning]

Squeeze it.

Tighter, tighter.

[moaning]

Tighter, squeeze it tighter.

Tighter, tighter, tighter.

Oh, oh, oh.

Yes.

Oh.

[moaning]

Feel my balls.

Keep doing that and you'll explode my cock.

Explode my cock, baby.

[moaning]

Now, my lady, I'm going to give you your special treat.

Strock my cock hard.

I'm going to pour my cum in your mouth.

All down your throat.

Yes, my lady.

Suck.

Suck my cock.

You excite me so.

You excite me more than the virgin we have.

It's good.

[moaning]

That's good.

Oh.

That hard.

[moaning]

[groaning]

- Sylvia the Fair,

in the bloom of 15,

felt an innocent warmth

as she lay on the green.

She had heard of a pleasure

[groaning]

And something, she guessed,

by tossing and tumbling,

and touching her breast.

[groaning]

She saw the men eager

[groaning]

But was

at a loss.

What they meant

by their sighing

and kissing so close.

[groaning]

By their praying and whining,

[laughing]

And their clasping and twining,

and their panting and wishing,

[groaning]

And sighing and kissing,

[groaning]

And sighing and kissing so close.

[gasping]

[crowd applauds]

Those words were written by Sir John Dresden,

one of England's finest poets.

I am dressed as the Lord of Flatbush --

[laughing]

-- One of his 17th century contemporaries, who wrote many famous verses,

among them these eloquent lines.

Was ever mortal man like me,

continually in jeopardy

and always silly prick by thee?

[laughing]

[crowd applauds]

-L'd like to make a proposition.

I have here in my hand the Exeter Book.

It was written by a medieval monk.

Now, this book contains several very naughty riddles.

I'm going to read one

and any of you who can solve it shall have me tonight.

[grunting]

Ladies and gentlemen.

"A strange thing hangs by a man's thigh, under its master's clothes.

It is pierced in front,

is stiff and hard,

and has a good, fixed place.

When the man lifts his own garment up above the knee,

he wishes to insert the head of the hanging instrument

into the familiar hole,

which it, when of equal length, has often filled before."

Well, ladies and gentlemen,

what is it?

[crowd cheers]

- I'll give you a hint.

It's not what you think it is.

- It isn't a man's cock?

- No.

[crowd groans]

Give up?

- Yes.

- Well, it is, of course, a chamber key.

[crowd cheers]

- That's good, yes.

[laughing]

- Bravo.

[grunting]

[crowd applauds]

- Well, I suppose I'm up for grabs.

[crowd cheers]

- I will try to be brief,

as tonight, we feast.

The pagan peoples of the world

were known to have correlation between food and sex.

[laughing]

They were known to go into the fields and make love.

They thought the fertility would add to the crops,

aphrodisiacs

named after Aphrodite,

Greek goddess.

- I might add that all this food

before you has been quite liberally seasoned

with an herb that is quite a potent aphrodisiac.

[applause]

- So in the second century, Aristophanes said,

"Get down blood."

[moaning]

[groaning]

[moaning]

Oh, God. - Woman.

[moaning]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, yes.

[moaning]

- In your cup, my lad)'-

I hope you won't waste it.

[moaning]

- Yes.

[moaning] - Oh, God.

[moaning]

Yes.

[moaning] Oh, God.

[moaning]

Mmh.

[moaning]

[giggling]

[moaning]

[laughing]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[upbeat music]

[moaning]

- You've been the quiet one the whole weekend.

Just a little giving when I wanted it.

The inaccessible one, the quiet one.

[upbeat music]

[moaning]

- Oh, baby.

Fuck me.

[moaning] Cum in me.

Fuck me.

Fuck me.

[moaning]

Fuck me.

- We've done it again, Lady Amanda.

Another erotic weekend.

[chuckling]

[upbeat music]

- I really dug your performance today.

- Gee, thanks.

- Tell me, did you get your cock sucked just to get back at me?

- Look, don't flatter yourself.

I did it because I enjoyed it.

- I don't believe you.

- Well, suit yourself.

- Look, Jerry,

I really like you a lot

and we have great sex together,

but let's not ruin it by you being too possessive,

okay?

- Look, there's something about Sir Aubrey that I just don't trust.

When he shook those bells at you...

Well, I guess I got a little crazy.

- I think he's super sexy, but don't get jealous.

I dig flirting and fucking.

It's part of my nature.

- Well, I'll try not to getjealous.

I really mean it. - Okay.

- Do you care for a swim?

- Is this part of the seminar?

- No, you consider this extracurricular activities.

- But I didn't bring my suit.

- Neither did I. [screaming]

[moody music]

[moaning]

[moaning]

- I suspect that this form of entertainment is not everyone's cup of tea.

Are there any among you who would volunteer to be whipped?

Splendid, my dear, there's always one in the crowd.

Come right this way. Don't be shy.

Yes, lovely, you're just perfect.

{giggling} Will it hurt much?

- Only as much as you desire. - All right.

[giggling] Oh, oh my.

[moaning]

[laughing]

- Marquis De Sade once wrote the following lines of verse:

"Without beings in this world whose acts shock accepted morality,

we must not preach at them, orjudge them.

Their bizarre taste depend no more upon themselves,

it depends upon you, whether you are witty or stupid,

straight back

or humped."

[giggling]

[moaning]

- Yes.

Are your bonds secure, my dear?

- Yes.

- Are you ready to experience the pleasure of the whip?

- Yes.

[moaning] [moody music]

- Christopher Marlow, the 18th century author

who wrote Doctor Faustus, also wrote the following verse:

"When Francis comes to solace with his whore,

he sends four rods and strips himself stark naked

for his last sleeps, and will not rise before

by whipping of the wench it should be awakened.

I envy him not,

but wish I had the power,

to make myself

his wench, but one half-hour."

- Bullshit.

It's this whole goddamn seminar that's bugging me.

You're all sick. I'm leaving.

- You can't leave.

- Why the hell not?

- You signed up for the whole weekend.

Besides, you'd miss my bacchanalia tomorrow.

- Pass on your bacchanalia.

[giggling]

Golden showers,

I must make that a part of my next seminar.

- Jeez.

How did you get in here? - I have my ways.

I was hoping to persuade you to stay.

- No fucking way.

Get out.

I've had enough of this place.

- If you do, you can have me for the night.

- No,

I've got to go.

- Very well,

but at least have a farewell drink with me before you do.

- What the hell.

[clinking glasses]

- Drink it all down. There's a good boy.

You do want me, don't you?

- Yes, very much.

- Then tell me.

Think you're man enough to fuck me?

Then do it now. [moaning]

Oh, don't stop now.

- Funny.

I feel dizzy.

- I know one part of you that's still got some life in it.

- The drink,

what was in it?

- A very strong sedative.

Oh, well, you'll probably sleep right through the orgy in the morning.

[moaning]

I must be dreaming.

[moaning]

- I want you to cum on my titties.

I want you to cum, you know that, don't you?

I must have it.

It makes my nipples hard.

[moaning]

-[moaning] Oh, oh, I think I'm going to cum.

[grunting]

[panting]

- Oh, these mushrooms are marvelous.

- Oh, I love mushroom omelets.

- Mushroom are marvelous.

- Mushroom omelets are so sexy.

They're incredible.

- I love these mushrooms.

Are you sure you're eating mushrooms? - I love mushroom omelets.

I love mushroom omelets.

- I am Bacchus.

God of wine.

These are my priestesses.

Come, celebrate with us.

Drink the fruit of the vine.

Make love with us in the fields.

Roman orgies.

Pagan rituals.

Come, celebrate the words of Aristophanes.

Worship the power of erotica.

[moody synth music]

- You idiot. What are you doing?

- If you violated her...

- Put that silly schmuck away.

- Yes, yes, yes.

There's the cherry.

See it. [chuckling]

- Oh, wow.

How erotic.

- Ladies and gentlemen, what we have here

is a verified vestal virgin.

[laughing] [applause]

- No bacchanalia is complete without the sacrifice of a vestal virgin,

so that is what you're about to see.

- Now, my lovely children of Erotica,

it is time to prepare the virgin.

- Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy.

- No, no, no.

[grunting]

[moaning]

[grunting]

- Enough. Be gone.

Be gone. Away.

Go.

- Please don't. No.

- There, there, dear.

It will only hurt for a moment and then ecstasy,

and you'll pray for it never to end.

[laughing] - Yes.

[moanjng] [gruntlng]

[moaning]

[moaning]

[moaning]

- Enough. Back.

I'm ready.

Lift her to me.

[moaning]

Oh, yes.

[moody synth music]

- Thank God, that load stinks.

[moaning]

[upbeat music]

- Oh, yes, it's great. - Gray is sitting on my bike.

He don't want to come down.

- Here we are.

- History, teach me to love.

- Yes, from an awesome vacation here.

[chuckling]

Come on. - History, teach me to love.

Touch me.

[moaning] [laughing]

- Ohh.

[moaning]

Grab as you could.

Oh, you're so nice.

- Oh, history, teach me to love.

History.

- Oh, touch me.

Oh, touch me.

Touch me. - Oh, yes.

Oh, yes.

[moaning]

Oh, you're so nice.

Oh, feels so good. - Oh, you're so good.

- History, teach me.

Oh, tell me.