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GOLDEN MEN

Term to define the authors of very profitable thefts

through perfectly designed plans,

and above all...

...without victims.

December 12, 1995

Juventus is leading 4-0

Juventus is about to take a corner.

Corner was taken short by Del Piero.

That's a foul!

Penalty!

It's the 21st minute of the second half.

There's a foul of Cravero on Tacchinardi.

A definitely useless foul.

Chances are the Juventus lead will make it look like a tennis match.

Torino is now a desperate team.

Ravanelli gets ready to take the penalty.

Ravanelli against Doardo.

21 minutes into the second half, 4-0 for Juventus.

Ravanelli shoots.

- Goal! - Goal! Goal!

Go Juve, hey, go Juve, hey!

Get me a herbal liqueur,

a Del Capo, mind you, ice cold, not that shit you gave me earlier.

Brady, do you watch these shows in New York? Tell me.

Why do you talk about New York, if you never went farther than Bardonecchia?

- Or Locorotondo. - True.

- Where else did you go? - Costa Rica?

- Have you ever been there? - Of course, I just went back there.

How come you're all obsessed with Costa Rica?

Because it's paradise.

Lobster for breakfast, lunch and dinner.

And sunshine the whole year round.

Who cares about the sun! Pussy! Do you get pussy there?

In Costa Rica? How do you like it? How do you like it?

Anyway, as the great poet Paul Bowles used to say,

whom I'm sure you don't know, because you're totally clueless,

"The only way to travel"

"is staying where you want to stay and leave when you feel like you have to."

I have to go, I'm going to miss you!

A legend!

- To Costa Rica! - Travel safely to Costa Rica!

Screw them all! All of them!

GOLDEN MEN

CHAPTER I THE PLAYBOY

The reform has messed up

the plans for so many people, not just you.

A friend of mine, Luciano Bodini, retired a year ago.

Exactly, they couldn't keep up letting you guys retire at 40.

It's no joke, I need my severance pay.

- I should have been on the beach now. - On the beach?

Look, I didn't even want this job.

Another 20 years in here and I'll kill myself.

Let's think of something,

let's find a way.

Like what?

- Good morning, Meroni. - Good morning my ass.

What a shitty weather.

This country is absurd! I only had three months left, three.

I'd be in Costa Rica with Luciano,

opening a beach bar and that's that.

This kind of idea is just great.

That's the kind of thing everyone would like to do

but no one has the guts to actually do.

I would have, you can bet I would.

Do you know how much 1000 lira are worth in Costa Rica?

Think what I could have done with my severance pay.

I could buy Costa Rica.

But no, I have to stay here with you, the guy from Turin... You're so cute!

Gosh, don't talk too much, ok? Your throat might dry up.

I already had the name for my bar.

You want to know what it was?

"La Figa", the pussy.

What are you thinking, you guys?

"Figa" in Portuguese means "good luck".

Don't you think it's one hell of a name for a beach bar?

But no, another 20 years here.

And who's to blame? Some guy no one even voted for.

Why doesn't he spend 20 years in the mail service,

this damn Lamberto Dini?

You should be thankful they let a barbarian like you have a job.

Big heist at the central post office in Naples.

It hasn't been a good way to start the week for the city

that went through hours of terror.

See what they came up with?

Those are professionals.

They must be Juventus supporters, for sure.

What's this? Not this crap again!

- Keep your hands off! - I don't care for that!

He's very jealous, as a child I had to read them in secret.

What's that? A porn magazine?

- No, we used to read those together. - Stop teasing.

Now that I'm selling these I'll give you the money

so you can go the hell out to Costa Rica, don't worry.

Anyway, one good thing you can do with these...

You know what you can do?

- You can hit your head with that. - Oh yeah?

Hey, look, it's the first one.

See this? Can you read it? It's the original sticker.

Oh, the original? You can hit your head with that.

- Stop it! No, you're hurting me. - Whistle!

Stop it, let's be serious.

Hi, I'm Sara from Rimini.

I'm Gianfranco from Genoa.

I'm Giulio from Padua.

Hi, I'm Marco from Adria.

I want to greet our listeners

which call us more and more numerous from all over Italy.

I dedicate this song to you.

Close the damn window!

It's -4 °C outside, you're going to give me a bronchitis!

All day long on this damn van.

I'm really going to enjoy my retirement when I'm 60,

when I'll be in bad shape and have haemorrhoids!

If only they paid us good money, but no.

All day long, all this money behind my back,

we're working our ass off for a lousy pay.

You know what?

One of these days I'll bring a double barrel shotgun

and then you'll see if I don't pick up a couple of bags back there.

And screw them all!

Also, better to us than to the government, believe me.

Am I right or not? Hey, man of Turin, am I right or not?

Good God, say something! You look like a fish in the salad!

Enough!

Shut that damn mouth!

You don't like your life?

You hate us all? Are you fed up?

Then go, go away!

Do something!

- Calm down. - Actually, you know what?

Do your heist, come on. Show us, no need for a double barrel shotgun.

Hide someone in the safe and have him swap the specials.

I'm willing to look the other way,

just as long as you get lost and I don't hear from you anymore!

I won't listen to you anymore!

One less Neapolitan, damn it!

Do you have, like, a dream?

A dream?

- No, I won't tell you. - Come on. - No.

- Why not? - You'll make fun of me.

No, I won't make fun of you! I won't, I swear.

I'd like to know.

A beauty salon.

Yeah, but I meant...

A real dream, a big dream.

Everyone has a big dream, so what?

A beauty salon of my own, imagine that.

A beauty salon of my own where I'm the owner, not the slave of that bitch.

- Ouch. - What's going on? Wait.

Come on.

Come on, damn it. Come on, come on.

Come on, things that happen.

What?

I mean... things that happen.

Where are you going?

I'm sorry, I don't...

Are you leaving?

- Watch out for my pigtail. - Uh?

Watch out for my pigtail.

Luigi... Where the hell is he going?

Wait, ok? Wait, get down a minute.

Where are you going?

I'll be right back, keep up and running.

Where the hell is he going?

Luigi!

Are you going to tell me what's going on?

You made me leave that gal half-way, you know.

What's the problem? What is it?

There's a safe in the van that's never been used.

- The cops don't even check it. - Uh?

You are small, if you hide inside the safe

just swap the bags when the guy goes for his rounds.

Eventually, we'll give them all the specials with the fake money

and we'll keep those with real money.

Boom! We're billionaires.

Costa Rica.

The pussy, Luciano, the pussy! In every sense, you know.

Nice, beautiful, it's really great.

Can I go back to the real pussy who's hungry for me?

Can't I?

- What the hell are you doing? - Can you feel how cold it is?

- Can you feel how cold it is or not? - I do, I do.

It gets into your bones and makes your dick shrink.

You got to help me, you understand?

Explain me something.

You'd rather spend 20 years in jail than working 20 years for the mail service?

Why? What's the difference?

I'm retired, at most I can organize a game of cards.

You want me to organize heists now. Easier said than done.

I'll open my beach bar with somebody else then,

but don't come bothering me when I succeed.

Alright.

- Again with this car door? - Get down, Luciano.

- Where should I go? - Get down.

I really have to?

I can't believe this!

It's cold and it's raining.

You're too impulsive with these things: "We have to do, we have to say..."

You don't even give us the time to understand things,

how it works in your head.

When I pick up the van, I don't have security guards around.

You'll meet me halfway, before I pick up Zago.

Then we have ten stops before we get at the central post office.

Once we're there, the patrol will go back to the police station

and I'll leave the van.

At that point we can unload the money.

Sounds good.

When we'll replace the money with the paper,

the bags must weigh exactly as the waybill says,

so we'll need a scale.

How much money are we talking about?

If one million weighs 13 grams, it means that 100 kg of paper...

That's 4 billions.

4 billions?

Where are we going to get 100 kg of paper?

No, no, no.

- Do we have to sell them all? - You said you wanted to sell them.

It was a manner of speaking, you idiot.

Anyway, the first one, the one with the sticker you are so fond of,

you can keep it.

Thank goodness, some good news.

So when you're depressed you can hit your head with it.

- One, for your mom and your sister! - Keep your hands off!

The bags must be closed with special punching tools,

we can't get it at the hardware store.

Hey, guys, how are you?

- Great, Meroni! - Hi, Meroni!

- Meroni, what are you doing here? - What am I doing here?

I'm lost, where's the bathroom?

The magazines must be cut as the wads of bills of the real money,

we have to do a very good job.

Since Zago gets in the office to take the bags and until he returns

we have about four minutes.

Damn.

Well?

You did nothing, you messed up.

I couldn't see shit.

What did you have the flashlight for? To see what a moron you are?

I couldn't see a thing anyway.

No space, I can't see a damn thing, we can't do this thing.

It's just the two of us.

Give me a hand.

I thought about what you said.

Bodini, a friend of mine, who could hide in the safe,

but we can't make the exchange while you stay out.

You have to help us with the timing.

- Start driving, come on. - They'll never suspect you.

I'm leaving for Costa Rica the next day, I'll take all the blame.

What the hell!

Do you like your shitty job? Don't you need the money?

You'd give yourself a treat.

When will something like this happen to you again?

Let's put it this way, I never heard about this.

Listen to me.

Before I tell on you, ask for a transfer.

I don't want problems here.

You moron.

Go.

Will you let me play? You've been playing for three hours.

Look who's here.

What are you doing here?

If I have to do business with someone, I must know him first.

Excuse me...

Who's taking you across the border?

Why? Should somebody take us?

I see, I'll help you.

Let's be clear about this though.

The idea of money was mine, we divide it by three.

If someone asks me something, I don't know anything. Understood?

Have a nice evening.

Who the hell is that?

Hey.

I know you.

- I don't know you. - You're the boxer, the Wolf.

I even bet on you once.

- Good. - "Good"?

I lost a lot of money on you.

Mister Meroni, you may get in.

Damn you! Well, next time you'll pay me back.

Be careful, my third leg rests on the left.

Then I'll leave a bit of ease.

You have an important event?

Very important.

That's why I'm taking that shirt too.

But that's Jaipur silk, long yarn, we're going up with the price.

That's alright.

We'll give a noble end to the meagre salary I get paid.

Here, ma'am.

Martina, please.

Ouch!

Damn, I cut my finger.

Here.

Here.

How long will it take for our passports?

A couple of days.

- We have time till Wednesday. - When did you just say?

Wednesday, the 3rd, why?

- I won't be there on the 3rd. - What do you mean by that?

- Getting cold feet? - No, that's not it.

What's the problem?

- I won't be there. - Where the hell do you have to go?

There's the Champions League first leg, Juve-Nantes.

Don't bust my balls with Juventus! Juventus-Nantes my ass!

Luciano, stop being a moron, give me the photos.

It's ok for the 3rd.

- Are you sure? - Don't you bust my balls either!

- I said it's fine for the 3rd. - "Fine for the 3rd."

Let's go, come on.

You're an asshole, you made me look like an idiot.

I bought the ticket, it cost me 70,000 lira.

Why bother about 70,000 lira?

You know how many tickets you'll be able to buy?

It's the last time I can go to the stadium.

- You'll buy yourself a stadium. - Screw them all.

Screw them all, always.

IMPOSSIBLE

GAME OF DEATH II

That's 8.750 kg. Come on, hurry.

Let's start.

Go!

- We're almost there, are you done? - Wait, not yet.

Luciano, are you done or what?

Damn, son of a bitch! What the fuck!

- Son of a bitch! - What happened?

The flashlight broke, how the fuck do seal the bags?

How am I supposed to do that?

It's over.

He can't swap the bags in the dark.

Hell no, wait. Luciano!

- Can you do it with a lighter? - Meroni, what the fuck are you saying?

I can try, get me one somehow.

You'll throw it to him with the next special.

Listen to me!

Damn!

Luciano, get in.

Oh!

What was that?

- What? - That noise.

- What noise? - That thump, it went "poom".

I don't know, there might have been some little bars in the specials.

What a lousy driver!

Damn it!

I'm almost all out of fuel.

Alright, we'll stop now.

- What do you mean? Wait. - That's enough!

No, I'll take care of it.

- Meroni, don't mess it up. - I told you I'll take care of it.

Get down.

Well, Meroni, what are you doing?

Can I borrow your lighter? There's no cigarette lighter here.

You can't smoke in the van.

Neither can you in your squad car.

Listen, I'm leaving, the Juventus is playing, I don't want to be late.

Wait a minute, Meroni.

What is it?

- We'll go with you to the depot. - Why?

We'll go watch the game at the headquarters anyway.

It doesn't matter. Don't worry about it, I'll go by myself.

No, with the traffic out there, you'd surely miss the first half.

- It doesn't matter if I miss it. - Meroni.

We'll have the siren on.

I know, but I just have a soft liking for Juventus.

- For me it's always "Go Napoli". - Meroni, follow us.

Damn, goddammit.

Goddammit, darn it.

Goddammit, damn, damn, damn it.

Luigi, do something, shake them off.

How can I do that? They're right ahead.

- Do a turnabout, do something. - Oh, shut up! Don't upset me!

- Come on now! - Calm down, we're working.

Luigi.

Oh!

What's going on, Luigi?

Well, I'll be darned!

- Didn't they see him? - How is he?

Move back, please.

- Stay down, we'll call the ambulance. - Don't move, Luciano.

Don't remove his helmet, I'll get you some water.

Meroni, go ahead! Go by yourself!

Go, go, go ahead! Go, go, get going!

- What do you mean "go"? - Yeah, go by yourself, go!

Stop there, stop! You can't go through! Stop!

There too, stop! There was an accident!

Luciano, the Virgin of Pompei!

Luciano, the Virgin of Pompei helped us!

Look!

That's great, Luciano!

Yeah! Yeah! World champions!

Fuck you all!

CHAPTER II THE HUNTER

Corner was taken short by Del Piero.

Good job, you did well! You should have broken his leg!

Alvise.

There's a foul of Cravero on Tacchinardi.

What do you watch these games for? You're always losing.

A definitely useless foul.

Chances are the Juventus lead will make it look like a tennis match.

Torino is now a desperate team.

Ravanelli gets ready to take the penalty.

Ravanelli against Doardo.

4-0 for Juventus, 21 minutes into the second half.

Ravanelli shoots.

Why doesn't he spend 20 years in the mail service,

this damn Lamberto Dini?

You should be thankful they let a barbarian like you have a job.

Have a nice evening.

Zago.

Hi.

Just stop that.

Are you pissed? Of course you are, they gave you a good beat.

Tyson Peruzzi almost scored too.

Hurry up, it's almost 6 pm.

It's almost 6 pm?

I thought it was 5.

Happy birthday, sweetie!

- Happy birthday, honey. - Thanks.

Go on, give her her gift.

- Go get it, come on. - Hurry, hurry.

A "Nouvelle Cuisine"! Thanks, daddy!

Go play.

Open Nouvelle Cuisine

Find out what's inside

Are you sure it's a suitable gift?

- It says "age 9-12" on the box. - I wasn't meaning that.

Isn't it too expensive?

Open Nouvelle Cuisine

Find out what's inside

Look how happy she is though.

I'm done.

Where can I get changed?

Here, I won't stand on ceremony.

Double or triple?

Your bypass, double or triple?

Double.

Even my dad had surgery... I don't know how many times.

He died anyway, eventually.

Yeah, because he never knew when it was time to slow down.

He always had this urge to do a thousand things at the same time.

Hurry, hurry, always in a hurry.

Actually, if you too needed a hand to slow down...

Well...

The Wolf's friends are my friends.

No, thanks.

You have some nerve sending me to that loan shark.

- Didn't he give you the money? - Look.

He wanted to give me more, that moron.

Keep your hands off.

Your levels should be between 55 and 60%,

but they are under 40.

So?

You're suffering from heart failure.

Even those things you feel... that "boom boom boom" you say you have,

that means your heart's not pumping well.

I haven't smoked a cigarette in three years, everything I eat is bland,

I'm taking the damn pills you prescribed me,

because you prescribed them,

and it's not pumping well?

That's the problem.

You have to calm down.

You can't keep having two or three jobs at the same time, you understand?

- Even the pub with your friend, quit it. - It's easy for you to say.

- I have a child. - Exactly.

Do you want to see her grow up or not?

Elisir San Marzano Borsci.

Who touched this?

Hello?

Oh, hi.

Do you know what time it is?

I'll be right there, ok. Bye.

Where are you going?

At the pub.

- Even tonight, when it's closed? - It's closed for customers.

I have to do something with Nico.

Oh yeah? With Nico.

I'm not having an affair.

I can't afford it.

Gina! Gina! Gina! Gina! Gina! Keep going!

- Drink it up. - Gina! Gina!

- More, come on. - Alright, guys.

More, more.

- Gina! Gina! - Let's go.

- Where? - Get up.

No, what do you want?

- Get up! - What do you want? Are you nuts?

- Oh! - What do you want?

Hurry up!

Screw you! Screw you!

What do you want from me? You're always in my way.

- Shut up, just shut up. - Just fuck off.

Do you like your shitty job? Don't you need the money?

Don't you have a family?

I'm going to Costa Rica. When will this happen to you again?

Alvise.

Alvise.

Dad, are you okay?

Yes, sweetie.

No, it's only a matter of money.

What money? It's a matter of feeder team, period.

If you pay the double than the others for one player,

your team is stronger.

- I think it's pretty simple. - Ah.

How do you explain we won 2-0 with Real?

I don't think that they spend less than us.

Actually that was luck.

"Luck"? You hear that, Giorgio? Even Giorgio is smiling.

This year we'll take home the cup,

the cup with the big ears.

Are you sure you'll win against Nantes in the semi-finals?

No, we're not.

It's already written in the stars that we'll win against Nantes, look here.

I wouldn't miss this game for the world,

even if my father died.

He would understand, my father would.

Will you let me play? You've been playing for three hours.

Look who's there.

What are you doing here?

If I have to do business with someone, I must know him first.

Damn it.

I'm almost all out of fuel.

- Meroni, don't mess it up. - I told you I'll take care of it.

Get down.

Well, Meroni, what are you doing?

Can I borrow your lighter? There's no cigarette lighter here.

Meroni.

My lighter.

- Oh, yeah, your lighter. - Give it back.

Wait, where did I put it? Here? Excuse me.

We're not moving from here until you give it back.

Really? Wow. I can pay for it.

It's part of our supply. If you lost it, I'm screwed.

- Don't worry, it has to be here. - What's going on?

This guy lost my lighter.

I didn't lose anything,

it's probably on the floor, it's full of trash.

They never clean up this van.

- Go inside. - Meroni, get down, I'll look for it.

- The lighter. - Hush.

- The lighter. - Get down, I'll look for it.

Get inside, quick, quick, damn it.

Meroni, get down.

Why couldn't I look for it? What's the difference?

Chief!

I'll go see.

- I have it. - Damn.

Thanks.

I knew it.

Me, lose a lighter? Am I totally stupid?

What did you do with it? I filled it up this morning.

It's Meroni, he's been playing with it all day.

Wait a minute.

Zago.

How about these two?

Oh, thanks, I didn't see them.

Watch it, or they'll keep us here until tomorrow.

Yeah, thanks.

Listen, I'm leaving, the Juventus is playing, I don't want to be late.

Wait a minute, Meroni.

Let's go, Zago.

Come on.

There.

How about these?

Uh?

What are these?

I don't know.

Someone must have messed it up in the offices.

I can't put away two items with no waybill.

Wait a minute.

Let's find out what happened.

No way, Juventus is playing tonight, everybody's gone.

We'll find out tomorrow.

- Can I go then? - Sure, go.

Oh, Zago.

In Europe we play far away

But you don't even get near Orbassano

For many years you've been looking for glory

Only Superga made you make history

These morons almost had me arrested.

Do you know what I think?

Two guys like them when they'll get caught,

because they will get caught,

they'll tell on us to the police in no time.

Meroni might be a moron, but he's not a snitch.

Alvise, they don't deserve all that money.

Why, do you?

You know what my grandpa used to say?

"Even on a heap of money, you're still sitting on your ass."

People ask themselves...

Who I am

I'll take them across the border.

But then I'll show them this,

they'll run away and you and I can split.

Ouch.

Sweetheart, hi.

We got scared, my gosh, so scared.

- Don't make him feel tired. - Sure, thank you.

- Lucia? - She's at school.

How are you feeling?

Like a guy who had another heart attack.

Alvise...

Two policemen came over.

- When? - Yesterday.

They wanted to know how you were feeling

and they want to talk to you now.

If they ask you where I was the night I had a heart attack...

Yes?

Tell them I was at home with you.

Bruna, you hear me?

Uh?

I was at home with you.

- Yeah, but you weren't. - Not again.

I know you've got an affair.

What do you know? Be nice, okay?

Alvise, I'm not an idiot.

I'm willing to say you were at home

but you got to have the guts to tell me you have a lover.

I don't have a lover!

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry, Alvise, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.

Sorry.

Then swear it

on our child.

I swear,

on our child.

Please, come.

- So, Zago, how is it going? - I got used to it.

Just a couple of questions and we'll go.

No problem.

Well then...

- What's your relationship with Meroni? - Relationship... I work with him.

During the heist, you didn't notice anything, did you?

- How so? - How so? You're right.

They took the money out of the bags and replaced it with paper clippings.

- What's the name of the magazine? - "Centrocampo".

"Centrocampo", "Centrocampo".

Meroni was obsessed with the idea of the heist.

He wanted to take the money and run.

It never occurred to you to go to your supervisor and say:

"You should know that this guy..."?

I thought it was just nonsense, I wasn't the only one he told that.

He kept annoying everybody about wanting to go to Costa Rica.

- That's confirmed, right? - Yeah, about Costa Rica.

But you see, Zago, I find it hard to imagine

that you never heard, sensed or even felt anything.

The security guards were there too.

But you were inside the van.

How could you not notice

that Meroni pressed the button to open the safe?

How did you do that?

I get down at each office.

Maybe the "swap", as you say,

happened while I was inside to get the bags.

You said it just like that... You just dished it out like that, uh?

That's true, it's true.

If I had something to do with it, wouldn't I run away too?

You're really something else!

I hadn't thought about it, I would have too.

Well, no.

That night, when you had done working, what did you do?

After work where did you spend the night?

At home with my wife and my daughter, like any other decent person.

Sure.

Because you're a model worker, a good husband and a caring father, right?

Right.

I'll just give it a go, but it obviously didn't go this way.

Maybe you thought: "When will this happen again?"

"I'll do the heist, get lots of money and square away things for my family."

"Everyone will say that they went to Costa Rica."

"They were obsessed about Costa Rica."

"But I'm Zago!"

"I'm a model worker,"

"I'm a caring father, a thoughtful husband."

"Who will ever suspect me?"

I'll ask you again.

When you finished working, how did you spend the night?

Why?

As long as it's about lying about a heist, well, that's one thing,

but we're not just talking about a heist, right, Mr. Zago?

I was at home with my wife.

I stayed home all night.

Ask her.

Ask her.

- I have a half mind to ask her. - If he was with his wife...

Ma'am, could you come here, please?

Thank you.

The night of April 3, before he had his heart attack,

was your husband with you or somewhere else?

Hey, did you zone out?

Answer him, come on.

She was with me, with me.

- She's supposed to say that. - Let your wife tell us.

Ma'am, the night of April 3,

was your husband with you?

Bruna...

Tell them.

Honey...

Sweetheart...

No.

No, he wasn't at home, ask her where he was.

Ask that bitch, Gina, where he was.

I'm sorry, but who's Gina?

She's the Wolf's girlfriend, my husband and him own a pub.

- The Cuban girl. - What's wrong?

What's wrong?

- Are you feeling ill? - Damn it.

Damn, are you sick? Damn it!

- Call the doctor! - Get him upright!

Go call the doctor!

- Help! - Zago!

Zago feels sick!

Come on, move over! What happened? Did he feel sick?

I told you not to pressure him!

Let's lay him on the floor.

Move over, ma'am.

CHAPTER Ill THE WOLF

Corner was taken short by Del Piero.

That's a foul, penalty.

It's the 21st minute of the second half. There's a foul of Cravero on Tacchinardi.

Torino was and will always be maroon!

Yes?

Please, don't, please. No, no!

Come on, I'm begging you.

Come on, I'm begging you, please.

Is everything ok?

Quite.

Are you nuts? I told you I'd pay you tomorrow.

Come on, I got back from New York...

- I was hiding at my aunt's. - Ah.

But I'll give you the money, I will,

maybe not today, but in two days I will, please.

Please, believe me.

Give me what you got, come on.

Thank you, thank you, thank you.

What have I become? A pawnshop?

That's all he had, he asked me a few more days.

Then I'll pay you in a few more days.

- Teresa, never mind, it's on the house. - Alright.

- It went well this time. - Bye.

- Nico. - Yes?

If she keeps this up, in two months we'll have to close.

We also need to befriend our customers.

He's right.

- Don't do a thing, as usual. - Of course.

- A new jacket? - You like it?

It doesn't even have sleeves.

You think I should ask for another one?

We're all out of vodka.

You also have to buy me some shampoo.

Move that thing, it bothers me.

You're treated like an employee even by a loan shark.

It's just that you really need a boss.

- Don't bust my balls. - Do I bust your balls?

Do I bust your balls?

- Give it back, don't make me get up. - Why?

What will you do if I don't?

Give me that stuff.

Give me that damn stuff. You got to learn to shut up.

Let me get this straight, I wait tables, mop the floors,

but I'm the only one in here who can never say shit?

What is it?

You miss shaking your ass at the disco like a whore?

At least when I shook my ass

I could buy myself some shampoo.

Hello?

I messed up.

She left again, Alvise.

I'm sorry.

Do you know what time it is?

Yeah, I know,

but you better go, otherwise I'll make a mess.

Alright.

- I'll be right there. - Thanks.

- More, come on. - Alright, guys.

- Drink it up, drink it up. - More, more.

- Get moving! - Let me go!

You asshole!

- How dare you. - Get moving!

Let me go!

- You can't bust my balls every time you fight! - Let me go!

- Let go! - I got my own problems!

- You're hurting me! - I got my own problems!

- Don't touch me! - Settle down.

- Son of a bitch! - Settle down!

- Get in there! Go! - Screw yourself!

- Get in there! Get in there! - Faggot!

Get in there!

That's where you have to stay, damn it!

Nico.

See? I brought her back.

Tell me why you think she's so special! Tell me.

What is it?

She's one hell of a lay? Uh?

Nico.

Hey.

What is it?

Oh.

Don't tell me you're in love.

She's my woman.

Send her packing, will you?

She'll surely find another moron to cling to, you know?

Exactly.

Screw you.

- Hey. - Get off me.

- Hey. - Let me go.

I'll buy your shampoo tomorrow.

Come here.

Come here.

These are mine,

that's part of what you owe me.

These are yours.

Well, my dear...

Hey.

- I know you. - I don't know you.

You're... the boxer.

You're the Wolf, I even bet on you once.

I lost a lot of money on you.

You're going to kill it.

Come on out, I have to tell you something.

- When is that? - On the 3rd.

Meroni's friend is a Juventus supporter.

I really want to see the look on his face

when I'll tell him he won't be watching the semi-finals.

You just have to take them across the border and get them two passports.

Is it feasible?

Sure.

If all goes well, I'll leave the pub.

It will be all yours.

And your debt with Boutique?

With Zago out of here,

it will take me a lot less to give him the money.

Are you happy?

Damn, you're such an idiot!

If they are two morons as you say, they'll probably get caught.

When they'll get caught, because they will be,

how long do you think it'll take them to understand that you're in it too?

They'll be leaving for Costa Rica the next day.

- They don't even know who I am. - But Zago does.

Zago is my friend.

How much do you think that damn tight-ass will get from the heist?

He's an armoured truck guard, right?

It will hold two or three billion.

Can you at least divide by four?

No, you're just happy to have that crappy club, right?

How come you always get screwed by everybody?

Even by your best friend.

- What kind of a man are you? - Oh.

There he goes.

The Wolf.

I've had enough of you.

This time you won't see me again.

What's the problem?

- I won't be there. - Where are you going?

On the 3rd there's the Champions League first leg, Juventus-Nantes.

Don't bust my balls with that, Juventus-Nantes my ass!

Give me your photos, Luciano, don't be a moron.

I bought the ticket, it cost me 70,000 lira.

Why bother about 70,000 lira?

You know how many tickets you'll be able to buy?

It's the last time I can go to the stadium.

You'll buy yourself a stadium, you asshole.

Screw them all.

How will they hide the money?

Aren't there the security guards?

No, they leave at the end of the rounds.

Luigi will drop Bodini before they get to the depot.

Oh.

How much money is there in the van?

Enough.

Can you get me two passports?

Who do you think I am? A forger?

It's a favour.

We're friends, right?

I'll do a couple of phone calls.

Come back in two days.

Forget it, that's not for you.

Why? How much is it?

Two million?

Five?

You can't even imagine.

Put it aside.

I suggest you curb your enthusiasm.

May I remind you you still owe me a lot of money.

- Again, that dress... - I don't give a shit.

- Even if I miss some of it, it doesn't matter. - Meroni.

We'll turn on the siren.

- Come on now! - Calm down, we're working.

- Oh, look at that! - Oh!

- Oh! - Good grief!

- Well, I'll be darned! - What's going on, Luigi?

Look at me.

Damn! Wait here, I'll call for help.

Wait here.

Move over, please.

- We'll call the ambulance, stay down. - I'm fine.

Don't take off your helmet, you could have a trauma.

Don't remove his helmet, I'll get him some water.

- I'm fine. - Meroni, go ahead! Go by yourself!

Yeah, go! Go by yourself, go!

Stay down.

Stop there, stop! You can't go through! There too, stop! There was an accident!

He's crazy!

Squad car 12, I'm Alberti.

I had an accident between via Cuneo and via Luigi Damiano.

Oh, what the hell... Oh, where is he going?

I'll take them across the border.

But then I'll show them this,

they'll run away and you and I can take the money.

Why did you follow them with your motorcycle?

At least, thanks to me they managed to get away.

You got shit in your brain.

Shit.

With our feet in the water, caipirinha at will

There's pussy in Costa...

Enough!

My gosh, you're always angry.

I can't believe it. Luciano, you know who he is?

- Who's that? - What? The Wolf! Lupo!

- Lupo Alberto! - Stop acting like morons.

Shall we do something nice? Shall we count the money?

What does that mean? Weren't they supposed to count it?

We didn't have time.

We watched the goals, the interviews.

Well, let's not waste time. Ready?

Get these sweets! Come on!

Four, five, six, seven, eight, nine.

Too bad you missed the game.

I only saw the goal by Jugović, it was more than enough.

Juventus, such a great team!

There's no point in bragging about winning a home game with Nantes.

You always lose home games, even with Padova.

That's what it means, being the minor team of Turin.

- How much you got there? - Right now 180 million, why?

I'm sorry, I didn't get that.

What do you mean "minor team"?

- I don't want to rub it in, ok? - No, no.

Speak up, go ahead.

Remember the derby in December?

The sham? Yes, I remember.

The sham? Did you forget about the five goals?

Vialli, Vialli, Vialli, Ferrara, "White Feather" Ravanelli!

- What did Carlo Nesti say? - Shut up.

"Torino, a desperate team."

Here I have 100, they have 500 and that's almost 800.

All this trouble for this misery?

How the hell did you do the sums?

How I did?

You know how it would have ended if the referee whistled the offside at 2-0?

Yes, how? It would have ended 4-0 instead of five.

Four goals are better than five, but they're still four.

Bam, bam, bam! A nice four of a kind, isn't it?

There are plenty of checks and money orders.

You didn't realize that you couldn't change these, you dickhead.

Oh, calm down, don't get upset.

Why? You think I'm upset?

No.

We don't have Agnelli who pays the referees with a Rolex.

And Moggi who buys games, I bet. Is that what you wanted to say?

Change that tune, it's always the same old song.

Thieves.

The team and you damn southerners.

Come on, will you stop that?

You know what?

Without us damn southerners, these here...

- You could forget about them. - Oh!

- Oh, stop! - You understand?

- What are you doing? - He called me damn southerner!

You got to stop it all the same!

You know what?

- Let me talk, I'm talking! - Calm down!

You know what?

We will always be remembered as a great team,

a team of great champions.

- You probably meant morons. - Morons?

You know what you'll be remembered for? Always for that damn Superga!

- Oh... Crash! - You're exaggerating now.

Hands off the dead.

- Get out of here! You're talking about a team of 50 years ago! - Enough.

They played against Super Santos.

- Yeah, they played with Super Santos! - That's enough now.

I'm talking about a team that won 23 championships,

nine Italian Cups, three Uefa Cups.

- Stop. - This year we'll win our second Champions Cup.

What the hell have you won?

- This here! - Enough, Luciano! Stop it!

Go Juventus!

He didn't hit us.

Fuck this! Run, Luciano!

What the hell is he doing?

- Luigi! - Run!

- Oh my God! - Run!

Well, I'll be darned!

- Luigi! - No, Luciano!

I know you hid the money, but I didn't come for myself.

I'm here for Nicola.

He can't stay any longer.

We need money, Alvise.

When I'll go out of here, I'll give them to him.

You don't know if you'll ever go out.

I'll take his half and you won't see us again.

I swear.

- The otter is a nice animal. - What?

Your jacket.

You know how the otter can live in the mountains?

Adapting.

Eating what it can find.

Sometimes even the smallest mice will do.

Because at the end of the day,

that's what it is.

A mouse.

Now go, let me go to sleep.

This time I had to come to you.

After all, who collects the money for me and who has to give it back to me

are the same person.

If I'm not mistaken, this must be for your young lady, right?

Oh, darn it! I'm sorry.

Was it supposed to be a surprise?

No, it's just that...

This is not a good time.

Wait, what did you tell me?

I don't give a shit.

I made a dress a week before the heist

to that poor devil.

He's the same guy of the passports you asked me for.

Bizarre, isn't it?

- I know nothing about that. - I know, I know, we're friends.

Then again, if you had been into such a big deal,

I'm sure you would have asked permission.

From me.

Well, alright, let's focus on what's important.

Come, my dear, come.

Look at this marvel, look.

- No, where are you going? - In my room, I have to try it on.

Wait.

I have a better idea.

Come on, my dear, get your clothes off.

- Here? - Where else?

So I can check any seam defects.

If you're superstitious and you don't want to see the bride in her dress,

you can go out.

Come on.

What the hell are you doing?

Aren't you a go-go dancer? Then, come on, alright?

Get involved.

Undress and dance for me.

Arouse me.

Good girl.

Alright, enough playing games.

Where is the money?

Hey.

The trial lasted almost two years

and made it possible to identify the culprits.

Friends and relatives of the victims

were exonerated from any charge of complicity.

Despite various speculations and the investigations,

one question remains...

What happened to the money?

Lucia, sweetie.

Mom.

BASED ON AN INCREDIBLY TRUE STORY