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Sorry miss.

Sir ?

Well, I saw you pass by.

And here it is, I wanted to ask you if you would like... Who do you take me for?

Well, excuse me, miss.

Leave me or I'll call.

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I think we know each other.

Yes, you even sent me on roses.

I couldn't have known you fucked so well.

And you don't know everything, darling.

Come on, get on there and give me your ass.

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What do you want ?

Girls scare me.

Finally, let's not exaggerate.

When they are not there, I am like an asphalt.

I approach them.

I kiss them.

I jump them standing against a lamp post.

And as soon as I see one, she comes towards me with a smile on her lips.

My legs are cut off and I only know how to say stupid things to them.

All right.

But everything is cured.

You drop your shoe polish and follow me.

You will take something, Sir ?

Yes Miss.

Your ass.

Oh !

Sir.

If you started your course, perhaps

we could avoid these language gaps.

Oh, but these are not deviations to be avoided.

These are gaps to be filled.

I am only asking for that.

Take his place.

Now take this phone and we'll start our first lesson.

Ah!

It will be 300 francs.

Shyness is the shameful disease of flirting.

Believing that the shy have a chance in this world is a

profound error that risks taking you into the desert of solitude.

The telephone is an ideal way to overcome shyness.

We can say anything without risk of displeasing, without risk

of being humiliated, always having the possibility of hanging up.

Pick up that phone.

There's someone on the other end of the line.

Hello ?

Yes ?

I listen.

Ah!

But she's a woman.

I thought it was your friend François who was taking the lesson.

Well excuse me, it's true.

I am going to leave you.

How long do you think it will last?

Oh !

The first lesson is always quite long.

Above all, take your time.

I wouldn't want to ruin his chances.

See you later.

Come on, talk.

Hello ?

Arrange to get an appointment.

Hello ?

First, do you have any idea where you could meet?

Here ?

Very well, speak.

Hello ?

Hello ?

Yes, hello ma'am.

Miss.

Ah!

Miss.

Hello miss.

Well...

So...

There you go... Speak!

Well there you go, I... I don't know... Come on!

I... I would like... To hear...

Do you think I have a pretty voice?

Everyone tells me... You shouldn't listen to everything you say.

I must not listen to them.

It's hard to talk to someone 'we've never seen it.

But I'm happy to see you there.

Right at the end of the line.

I don't know your face.

But I know your voice.

I imagine myself as you are.

You are surely very beautiful.

Me, I'm like all boys.

To tell the truth, not very handsome, but they say I have charm.

My problem is that I'm shy.

I never know what to say when I'm with a girl.

I feel like I'm clumsy.

With this phone, I feel more at home 'easy.

But when we meet, I feel like it will be harder.

For me, of course.

But do we still need to be able to meet?

Do you know why poets always speak very well about love?

This is because they are very shy around women.

And as they are still in love, the words come

beneath their pens and sing in unison to move

the hardest choir and pluck the tenderest heart.

It's not about me.

I think it's very beautiful.

I too would like to be able to write.

Maybe not poems, because there is a technique.

But letters.

Great love letters, passionate, like those of Georges Sand.

You know, talking like that, I feel overwhelmed by audacity.

I have another passion.

I tell you everything.

You want ?

Don't say no.

Listen, well there you go.

My other passion is buttocks.

Yes, the buttocks.

This word isn't very pretty and that's why I call it millstones.

Of course, buttocks, I mean grindstones.

There are all kinds of butts.

The world of buttocks is unfathomable.

Wonderful world, fabulous world with exquisite

depths, harmonious curves, with maddening bearings.

In the world of buttocks, they all live up to their name.

There is the lost buttock, the courageous buttock, the reserved

buttock, the liberated buttock, the autentot buttock, and the

final bouquet, the grinding buttock, the little pretty wheel.

Of course, I quickly met my grindstones.

The benign buttock, the civil servant buttock,

called crushed, or even better, the post office buttock.

I run away from the sharp buttock, the broken buttock, the marmalade

buttock and the cinemascope buttock, commonly called the gaffesses.

And of course, if we talk about the buttock, we also need to talk about the buttock.

But we have to talk about it, it's even better to show it.

There is a new example, when creation unites.

The buttock should begin as a caress, and will end in the storm.

Knock, and we will open the door for you.

It's goodbye to me.

I like the unfortunate people who receive butts,

like humiliations, when that should be a source of joy.

The buttock is not marvelous enough, which chases away

boredom, which chases away the night, and which catches up with love.

Are you still there?

I did not move.

Ah yes that's good.

Maybe I'm wrong ?

I feel like you must be very nice.

You know you have a pretty voice.

You already told me.

You repeat yourself.

Wouldn't you like us to meet?

Yes I want.

And where?

Where ?

But here, at home.

If you want, you can come and find me.

You would prefer that we meet at your place.

Good idea.

Alright.

Where do you live?

But say so.

So like that, you are ready to come to my house, to a stranger.

If I tell you where I live, you will be surprised.

You make it work, you say that, and if that happens,

I have to take a train, or take a plane to join you.

That's why you have to come.

If you were that close, you weren't going to find me.

I'm right, right?

I am very happy that you are by hooking up.

I feel you there, you still have me.

I am in your breathing.

I could even say that I hear your character.

I feel very good.

Do you still want me to come?

Where do you live ?

Hello ?

Can we hear you from home?

Yes, same floor.

At the very end of the corridor.

You push the second door on the left.

I'm waiting for you.

My name is Lily.

Well, Lily, suck me.

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Hello, this is the first sentence.

And here we are again.

Hello, this is the first sentence.

And here we are again.

Good morning,

This is the first sentence.

And here we are again.

Good morning,

This is the first sentence.

And here we are again.

Hello, this is the first sentence.

And here we are again.

Wait, I'm going with you.

Do you live alone here?

No, I live with my father and my mother.

What if they arrive?

No danger, they went to the countryside.

I have the apartment to myself.

It's nice, isn't it?

It's big, isn't it?

And me, how do you find me?

I'll tell you that later.

Hello, this is the first sentence.

And here we are again.

I love you.

Haaaah.

Haaaah.

Haaaah.

Haaahh

It's clean in my house.

Koh.

Dad !

Excuse me.

Ooohh Excuse what?

You take your daughter from us and you apologize, but where did you come from?

Calm down, we didn't do anything wrong.

You can say that.

We've been in here for half an hour 'stairs.

It was interesting, wasn't it?

Oh you, you go to earth.

Con costumes You are right.

First, you have to repair it.

You have disgraced our daughter.

Yes, our little girl, so good.

You abused her.

You must repair.

Hold.

And how much does the repair cost?

A rain insult, I'll throw you out the window.

You invite yourself to the fifth, eh ?

Yes, on the fifth.

So what ?

And then, let's fix it.

My son !

My son !

Oh, no!

Never !

No, never!

No never !

You don't want to marry me?

No, I'm too young!

It's too early to die!

I don't want to die, old girl!

Oh, François, we were just stopping by to ask about you.

It's not worth it, I think, to ask you if you are okay.

Very very good.

Come, François, I have prepared the ground for you.

Give me a target in the building 'in front and I'll give you a chance.

It's up to you, my little François.

How much time will you give me?

The only time I have is for you.

The only thing time never matters is love.

Excuse me for disturbing you.

I am one of your neighbors.

And for quite a while, I've been watching you vacuum.

But sir, what do you want?

Just talking to you and telling you that I find you very beautiful.

But who are you ?

A friend of solitude.

I see you, you are looking, I am right in front.

Two floors above.

A little further to the right.

Here it is.

The floor above.

My eyes meet your eyes and I see your heart.

Sir, where are you going with this?

Wherever you want to go.

I love your soft and warm voice, worried and disturbing.

This is the first time anyone has told me that.

But you have not thought about it ?

What is my hand doing?

But nothing.

But you seem to know me so well.

But who are you?

Me ?

I am your hand.

How do I know?

I feel it.

I feel her caressing you.

Now you get up and lock up your pagasson.

Oh !

Oh !

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Do you see this girl?

What?

Interesting.

She's yours.

If you succeed in this move, I bow.

He will succeed.

He is a particularly gifted student and he is my pride.

And me in all this?

You should go back to school if you don't want to be outdone by your friend.

At your disposal, professor.

How are you ?

How are you.

Beautiful.

Yes, if we want.

What are we doing ?

What you want.

So let's go.

I've been hit on quite a few times.

Like this, never.

Does that mean I can invite you?

And is your invitation at least original?

If you want to be amazed, come.

You will know.

Hello Francois.

Excuse ma'am, we are in the middle of a catch-up course.

And you'll never guess who with.

With Gabriel.

You will win.

Excuse me.

Let Diane know we're here.

But sir, I don't know you.

But I would really like to know you.

Yes, it's good, but it's...

It's a little too fast.

For a start, you are too abrupt.

Come on, let's start again.

What is this ?

A flirting lesson.

And that’s where you learned your method?

No.

Today was an improvisation.

So, that's why it worked.

François is there.

Oh, hello.

Diane, Véronique.

Good morning.

Gabriel.

Lili.

Nothing can resist you now, champion.

The easiest part is done.

But nothing says that your friend François will succeed in slipping me into his bed.

I trust.

It will go very well.

Besides, so that you can be completely comfortable, I am offering you my bed.

Come.

You will see, it is very comfortable.

Maybe I won't see.

It would be a shame for you and for us.

I think it's time for playtime.

Yes.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh oh oh oh.

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