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From these campaigns to the village there are three kilometers.

When we need to buy something, we go there on foot.

In two pedal strokes, you are there.

This is what is done!

Thank you.

I bet Severino won't come this year.

- A car! - it must be his car.

No, it's not him.

But I'm sure he will come.

He has a passion for commerce.

If he's not selling anything, he's not doing well.

And to think that he could live like a bourgeois.

In Faenza, he is the friend of a countess ...

Who cares a lot about him.

I'll dot the i's for you!

If you don't change the tires on the bicycle,

I do not work anymore!

I dissolve the company!

But which company?

The boss is me!

And you go barefoot.

I am an associate!

But which partner?

The bicycle is mine.

I make you sleep, I give you the money to smoke. What else do you want

I am not your mother!

But I do 20 km a day to bring you cuttlefish bones.

It's simple!

Vito gives the instrument of production.

And you the strength to work.

But if this production instrument was still of high quality ...

It is still broken.

Wait, I'll help you.

You know Nicol , The Tiracini and the Macal circus with the lions passed by here.

If there was all this mess the day before, You can imagine tomorrow!

You will see, a party like that, no one will have ever seen it!

A lot of people will be arriving from everywhere!

Is it the seventh trailer?

No, the eighth. It is the caravan of the flying merry-go-round.

- Have you seen Severino? - No. Not yet.

Who knows what he's going to want to sell us?

What is that? A pickup?

I know what it is!

Germinal!

Debout!

Je te souhaite qu'il t'arrive un accident! Mais tais-toi!

Dans toute la palude, tu es le seul � faire des histoires quand je me repose.

Mais qui t'a permis de te mettre dans mon lit?

Il y a des draps d�licats! Allez! Debout!

J'ai vu qu'il �tait libre.

Ah oui, tu l'as confondu avec une place de train.

N'en fais pas tout un fromage! Je ne vais pas l'user

Mais d�gage, esp�ce de vagabond.

On se calme.

Les lits sont faits pour ceux qui arrivent en premier.

Comment dois-je te le dire?

Je fais le tour du monde.

Je ne peux pas �tre li� � une baraque.

Si je n'�tais pas l� pour tuer les renards,

Il n'y aurait pas une seule poule dans la palude.

Et pourquoi donc? J'ai des poules � sauver moi?

C'est toi la poule!

�a fait six ans qu'il se balade avec ce renard mort.

Nicola, donne-moi une allumette.

I don't want to give it to you!

It's him! It's Severino!

I told you he would come.

He didn't stop.

No! The veil that has stopped!

I knew he wouldn't have played this prank on us.

- Severino! - What are you doing here?

You have seen?

Do you want a helping hand?

But will you never die?

We thought you weren't coming anymore.

We are talking about you from this morning.

With these roads.

I feel like it's the desert every time I come here.

But what are you waiting for ... Here ... to open a gas station?

With gasoline, water, cigarettes.

But if people come by here once a year ...

Yes today.

But progress, my friends, goes with gasoline.

In ten years, everything will be paved here.

So it would be fortune if I had to expand my hair salon.

Of course that would be fortune.

Like that, you too will do me the honor when you come.

Me?

- And that? - What's this?

You'll see.

Voil�.

It works with batteries.

With a, in two seconds, the beard is shaved.

Come here.

In town, barbers are already starting to kill themselves.

- I want to try it too. - Of course.

It makes the skin smooth like that of a baby.

Ah what sweetness!

- But they all kill each other? - Of course!

You are taking us with you to the party this year.

Of course I'll take you there.

- Like every year? - Like every year!

You are my lucky charms. Come on, go up!

Let's go. Quick.

- Are you ready? - Yes, we're ready!

Stop, stop Severino!

Cleto! Stop fishing and come with us.

Name of a dog!

But you are crazy!

If my wife hears you, she'll mess with me.

We only leave for two short hours, where is the problem?

Don't know who you're dealing with?

And besides, she is jealous!

- Don't be ridiculous, go upstairs. - I'll give you my place.

- What do you say? - Go on!

Of course, I would like that.

Listen, if you promise to bring me back right after, I'm coming!

- So come! - Go on!

- Are we full? - Yes.

If she sees me, she kills me!

Stop knocking and go downstairs.

The noise bothers me.

Listen as he complains.

What do you have, eh?

What do you have?

Calm down. I'll make you balms with cold water.

How old is he?

24.

Like my sister's husband.

If my parents were happy, a lion like that,

I would keep it in my room.

You saw? He also has mustaches.

- Cavalier, Cavalier! - Severino!

And Macal ? How are you?

Shut your mouth! He didn't like the boat trip.

He is breathing as if he has asthma.

He calls me every five minutes.

It's not true.

Now I am going to make him balms with cold water.

- Let's keep our fingers crossed. - I'll come see him later.

Well. Thank you.

She was born in Piacenza on February 25, 1935,

Constellation Pisces.

It was snowing that day!

As you can see, she has two heads ...

But only one father and one mother.

She needs a double husband!

Hi Severino! Now, if you'll let ...

I'll come and sell you at the price of a simple postcard ...

The first stock of portraits of the woman with two heads, the only one in the world.

And it is nothing! This will bring you luck too!

- I buy them all! - Well done, the money!

Verna! This time I'm stealing your wife!

- If that's true ... - You're always the last to arrive.

I came back only for you.

You speak!

Come with me! I want to stay only with you.

- In privacy! - Don't you know that I rented everything?

Wait, but where am I going to sleep? In the plague?

It would do you good!

How brave! You are all the same!

- 80 lire. - Give me a drink.

Women's eyes attract sighs! To you ...

Verna! Verna, tell me who it is.

Who? The waitress?

It's Marina.

No no. This is not true.

I ... I will follow you on my knees.

I haven't seen you for a year. But who could have imagined it?

Tell me, but ...

But what medication did you take?

The last time you were just a little flower.

And I find you as tall as a tree.

Take your hands off.

Corn. But you greet me like that?

But why are you running away?

Marina, stop? Are you afraid that I will eat you?

Come here. Why run?

Wait Marina. I have to explain it to you.

Open! Open and I'll explain everything to you.

My eyesight is declining. That's why I didn't recognize you right away.

You are still angry because ...

Last year, I was going out with the girl from the merry-go-round?

You were too young. I was doing it for you.

Speak. Tell me something.

You do not speak? So listen.

I decided to marry you right away.

I buy tomorrow the broom which is the symbol of the family.

Leave her alone!

Don't start bothering him this year too.

No no! I'm serious this time.

D gage de l !

- I'm not moving from here! - Then I'll come get you.

Verna but what am I doing wrong?

Go or she will end up locking herself in her room.

With all the work that there is ...

I will help you.

Yes, you speak!

Verna Verna, I swear! She's the woman of my life!

You tell all the girls.

Oh no, stop. It is not me.

He's my twin brother.

It is he who makes me see all the colors.

But stop! Everyone knows you are an only child.

Ouuuuu, how fast the news goes!

Dino.

Dino, why don't you help me?

With your wife it's a disaster.

But what are you doing to him?

What do you want me to do to her?

From now on, we only speak by signs.

I understand you.

Who's the junkyard?

- To me why? - Take him. It bothers me.

For God's sake. Your face is made to smile.

I'm coming very soon! I'm going to kill her.

And here are my friends, I'm ready!

Would you like to help Severino?

- Shall we get the table ready? - And how!

- Give, give! - Here are the bags.

The green box.

And the iron box.

Sit down.

And now?

Take off your shoes.

- Even the socks? - Yes, even the socks.

To all of you, I ask you for the utmost silence.

I don't even want to hear a fly fly.

Here, be careful.

A number to you, to you and to you.

There is a gift for the first 5 issues. Here, here.

Hold hands. By the hand. Hold on.

What are we doing now?

Get on the chairs.

Warning warning!

For the only time in the world

The Norwegian Liaison Office would like to introduce itself to you ...

To offer you, through my modest person,

A product never seen before today.

Swedish, American and Russian scientists ...

Collaborated in the discovery of a product that remained secret until the Geneva congress.

Gentlemen, as you may have heard,

I came to your party ...

With a miracle of modern medicine.

But before presenting the results of this scientific research to you,

Me, ladies and gentlemen,

I take advantage of your courteous attention ...

To make you notice the feet of those old folks.

- You are not offended? - No.

As you can see, they are disgusting.

A man with feet like that is no longer a man.

We could classify it among animals.

Let's not talk about the ugliness of women's feet.

In America, ugly feet lead to divorce.

- How do you get them? - Like that.

Look, look! What a wonder, what a spectacle!

But ladies and gentlemen ...

These feet are a masterpiece, just like the Mona Lisa.

Compared to a Japanese man who ended up under an atomic bomb.

But I would like to explain myself better.

And that's why,

That I brought you the mysterious Deus Ex Machina.

Would you like to see it? I can read it in your eyes.

You my beauty, guess a little.

- Me ... - A microscope.

No, sorry sir.

So let us see it.

Well said, curious man and intelligent man.

Well, me ladies and gentlemen, I'll show it to you.

Here it is, ladies and gentlemen.

The modest animal ...

To whom we owe our salvation today ...

Ascomis Marmot

Commonly called a marmot.

Observe her ladies and gentlemen.

A short muzzle, a short body, a short nose, a short tail ...

But a keen intelligence, keen senses ...

And a great dose of courage!

You have seen? She hasn't moved a bit.

And do you know why?

- She is deaf. - No!

Because she is not afraid of anything.

We understand. You're doing all this circus to sell groundhog fat.

It's a trick.

No no. This gentleman is wrong.

The Middle Ages are over.

I introduced you to this harmless animal ...

Like a scientific-military curiosity ...

because it is the result of an atomic bomb!

It is a modest hero that I present to you.

Not a beast.

Three months ago, they detonated an H-bomb on 1,000 living animals.

She was there too.

Goats, horses, oxen. All finished in smoke.

However, my groundhog was found like that. She was playing.

I ask you now: Why is she not dead?

Come on, why isn't she dead?

But how do you want us to know that?

And yes, that's right!

I'll tell you the why.

Because it was smeared with sodium chloride.

NaCL. Who is this powder there.

That’s why she’s not dead!

And you ... How will you react in case of war?

How much did you spend on atomic defense?

Nothing!

You smoke in peace, drink your wine ...

And you don't think about nuclear radiation.

Has it burned? I have to do it.

Anyway, there is only like that that I can save your feet.

It is a pleasure that I give you.

Like a dentist with his dental drill.

A little trouble and everything is settled.

But now ladies and gentlemen ...

Where do you think the atomic bombs will go?

In the big cities? No.

Here. Here it is the center of everything!

With a single bomb, they flood half the world.

Moral of the fable,

If I see 5 hands up, I say 5,

I sell the product for the modest sum of 100 lire.

It's nothing at all!

Don't get fooled. It's cooking salt.

It's good for the broth.

If you take it that way, that's enough.

Understood.

There are people among you who want to offend me.

Me, given my character,

I don't sell anymore.

I wasn't doing it for the money,

But only for a principle of humanity.

No it's useless, useless! Useless!

That's enough!

You guys get off.

Stop! Do not touch!

Tomorrow, tomorrow I want at least 200 people who ask me for forgiveness.

And then maybe I'll make up my mind to sell.

But tomorrow, for every package that costs 100 lire today, I'll take 200!

And now that's enough! Move around because I am tired.

Come on, go home! Go on!

- There is a young man. - Thank you.

Miss.

- I agree with you. - Still glad there is.

You allow? I am the son of Bertoletti,

From Codigoro, that of fabrics.

- Very happy to meet you. - The pleasure is mine.

- You want to shoot? - No, you shoot.

You will see that I always hit the mark.

Stay next to me.

Tomorrow will be better. You will see.

- I know. - The peasants will come.

Progress is struggling to move forward.

Why not come and eat with us?

- What have you got, fish? - Yes. - Why not.

Anyway, you're the only friends I have here. Let's go!

- Ready? - Yes, a moment.

Outside! Out of here! If I still find you in my bed ...

Hey, wait for me! Stop! Stop!

Hey you two. I take you to fairs.

You will make me richer than the groundhog.

Go forward!

He thinks he is enchanting us with these speeches.

To me? I'm going 180 km / h! Do you think!

You put pepper in it!

Everything has to be redone.

The family is zero, the country does not care and God does not accept my advice.

- But you are an anarchist. - I would eliminate the anarchists.

But then according to you ...

Nothing is wrong in this world.

Believe me ... We can save that bed.

But ... is it true that all barbers kill themselves in town?

It is obligatory.

They have nothing more to do with electric razors.

It is a hecatomb.

They hang from everywhere.

Mine ended up under a train.

You have to be careful to walk the streets ...

because they suddenly fall from the windows.

But nobody motivates them?

Helps?

Who will take care of a barber?

It's like the commodity pulled by a horse, it's outdated.

You know that the Milan fair,

There were the mutes who spoke like a: uuu. With pipes.

They showed two blind people who saw with their ears.

You are too far from it all. You cannot realize it.

But if you move away a bit.

500 kms.

You would meet the first iron men ...

Who roam the streets.

Gosh!

Nicola, d�barasse!

But tonight also you do not leave me alone.

You can see we are talking.

But don't argue.

We are so good here.

Come on, I'll give you a hand.

Turn off the lamp. I am eaten up by mosquitoes.

What about the eye trade?

- The eyes? - Yes.

There are banks where ...

One can go to sell an eye.

And they buy it from you.

And what do they do with it?

They resell them.

As with spare parts for cars.

How much do they want for one eye?

�a d�pend...

There is one who bought a store.

I could sell one because with this one I can see very well.

Yes ... but this story of the eyes is no longer a new thing.

We've gotten to the point where people are buying land on the moon.

In New York, there is an office where they sell it to you with a real contract.

In America, there is money!

I knew a soldier who threw long butts like that.

It's normal.

The best case I have heard ...

It's the one a friend makes in Rome.

But here we are entering another area.

In the big leagues.

Few can do it.

Not for the money, seriously.

You will never guess even if you cry.

The sky!

- The sky? - Yes.

They optimize it, resell it. Like that.

Everything under the cloak of course.

What do they do with the sky? It's air. We are not birds.

What a speech. In the meantime, we go there when we move.

And comfortably.

And do we have to think about it now?

A guy like you, no.

But you don't remember what this footballer spent ...

for his grave? The one who came to Christmas every year.

Meiux is worth buying a piece of sky rather than a gravestone.

If I could, I would buy it.

- And you Alfredo? - You surprise me.

Did you buy it?

- But he doesn't care, he's young. - No no

It interests me, and how!

But I was thinking of the prohibition of passages for planes.

Excuse me but who told him to stop by?

It used to be a free zone and I agree.

But when it belongs to me, I stop them and I say:

Stop, where are you going?

Here I am in charge.

If you want to pass you have to pay otherwise hi.

What if they don't stop?

Too bad for them!

Like that you can make a fine.

But I say ... without thinking that ...

imagine that a count passes in your sky,

This is priceless.

It's a show that you give to the whole world.

They should at least recognize it.

The minimum you can do ...

You put a tax on spotting scopes.

And are you really involved in this affair?

Like this like that.

The bigwigs are behind the scenes.

I am encrusted, in all modesty.

And how much does it cost?

For now, it's reasonable but ...

In a year ... who knows where it will end.

You say it's a deal?

But of course!

We kill two birds with one stone.

The sky for death and the true sky, the commercial one.

What a deal, to be able to buy that up there.

It is a wonder.

Hey, you guys. Nicola!

Nicola, they saw us in the no-go zone picking up the eels.

- The guards are coming! - Where can we hide you?

- Where you want! - But how to do it?

They are sinners who cheat.

Listen, I have to go back to the village.

I take them with me.

Hurry Cleto.

Quick, they're coming.

They have the engines off.

Good evening Garibaldi.

What are you doing here at this hour?

You don't need to ask yourself if you've seen anyone.

Why, has something happened?

They will give you this medal.

Like you don't know me.

If I ordered myself, I would fill your house with fish.

For me, the guards, the spies, the servants and the bosses ...

I would wipe them off the face of the earth.

Oh yes? You are never happy

I have saved you a thousand times from prison and you thank me that way.

Lets' go.

Go to bed! You would starve us for an eel.

From now on, this is no longer possible.

They'll even look for you under the bed.

It's tiring.

Guys ... I'm leaving.

I have dragged too long.

But stay here with us.

We are so cool.

What should I do with my wife?

Drop it. Anyway, it's done.

This is also true.

This is a golden opportunity to set you free.

Tell the truth,

Wouldn't you like to have a piece of the sky?

Up there.

If that were true ...

We buy everything with money.

Good night Severino and thank you.

- Good night guys! - Good night.

- We're cool, aren't we? - And yes.

- Good night. - Good night.

Shall we make a trade?

I give you a kiss and you a slap.

Are you still on the move?

I feel so bad today.

You would need the city,

A garment like I say,

High heels,

You would be a disaster!

It's pretty!

Have you never been to Milan?

Have you seen the store windows?

Theaters, neon signs, neons ...

I wouldn't even go if I was paid for the trip.

When a woman reasons like that, I would kill her!

If you push me away, you'll go where I tell you.

I would make you a house with a fridge, an American kitchen ...

with a blender that will let you sleep.

But I'm fine with my chickens. They make eggs ...

No, don't say those things there.

In town, we have artificial farms that make 1000 per minute.

With machines, like macaroni.

Yes, but they are not like mine.

Do you know what I'm thinking?

I want to give you a silk scarf.

Why don't you come and take it?

You would change your mind.

You keep it. I'm not going up above with you.

And why? What are you afraid of? I am a gentleman.

Giovanni, come on!

It is not 200 grams this mortadella.

Go weigh it if you don't trust it.

You're not gonna ride me.

Two possibilities:

Or you took less to keep you money,

- Or you ate a little. - Me?

I swear I barely smelled the scent.

The smell weighs at least 10 grams.

Anyway, I'm giving you more to show you who I am.

I wouldn't touch it even if it was gold.

Marina, bring us a drink.

I'm coming soon.

Come and get rid of it. Severino still has to work a lot?

He still has 10 bags left and he will be done.

He's going to be a hit with this one.

When he comes, who will talk to him?

You no because you do not know how to make good speeches.

I know what to tell him.

But the words don't come.

When it comes to business, you're not good at it.

Meiux is worth that it is me who negotiates. I'm used to it.

And for him, what have you decided to do?

I told you.

If he wants to line up with me, okay.

Otherwise, he will manage.

I have no money to throw out the windows.

Do not worry about me.

Do as you want, I'll manage on my own.

I never asked you for anything anyway.

Good or bad...

Bosses must always be eliminated.

I pay for this wine!

- Come and drink too. - No later.

He's the man made for you. Don't let him go!

What a beautiful champion!

He's giving me white hair sooner than expected.

Do you want a hand?

You? What do you know about these things?

We read in you! You flashed so much that you barely stand up.

But where do you see it?

Everywhere!

Your hands are shaking like a leaf.

Me? Do you think! It makes me neither hot nor cold.

Go away!

- Marina, the bottle! - Yes!

Marina, you never come to see me.

There's chicken Novello, beefsteak, tenderloin and eel on the grill.

Chicken for me. And for her, spinach, eh nina.

There are no more spinach.

- Then bring him a newspaper. - Sure, and glasses.

Tell me, are you still mad at me?

Me? I am not angry with anyone.

I can?

Yes, sit down.

- I hope not to disturb. - Quite the contrary.

You will keep me company.

If it wasn't for something very important,

I would not have come to disturb you at this hour.

You know, you're here now, later who knows?

- I can talk to you? - Yes.

I listen to you even if it does not show.

I have so many concerns.

We thought about buying this thing.

We have the money ready.

We are getting old ...

No no. The powder is finished.

And then between us, it is not used much.

For you, in the event of a bombardment, you would need new feet.

No, this is not the powder.

Isn't that poisoned at least?

I wouldn't trust.

We thought about buying this piece of heaven from the company in Rome.

So that's a whole different story.

And with 3000 Lira, how many can I buy?

Well, since you're friends, 3,000 did ...

One hectare.

One hectare.

That would go for us. We are three, maximum four.

It remains a good investment.

Can we know where it is?

No, we can not.

It's automatic!

Maybe in America, Australia,

Even better. There will be curiosity.

Of course!

And the contract? Do you have to do it with your friends in Rome?

No, I'll take care of it. I have carte blanche.

Fortunately. I was afraid I would have to go all the way there.

And then you are a friend.

We'll make a contract between us.

A good handshake and we agree.

Simpler than that.

- OK? - OK.

What about the money, the payment?

Marina!

No no. You have too many concerns on your mind and I ...

But of course. We don't eat here.

Gino, it's been an hour since I ordered, what are we doing?

What do you want to do?

Today, women are in charge. We are no longer used for anything.

I'm going to the kitchen to see what's going on.

Go ahead because I'm hungry.

You like her?

You eat it well the ice cream.

Please continue.

Did you see where that old man who just came out went?

No, I didn't pay attention.

- See you later? - Maybe.

Listen, instead of ice cream, I'll give you what you want.

Do you want a ring? A necklace?

I want a man with a mustache.

Where were you? I've been looking for you for an hour with the dishes in my hands.

Yes, but here it is. I eat outside.

- And bring me the groundhog. - OK.

But what do you think? That he's gonna give her a piece of heaven for free?

I know well. But put yourself in his shoes. He always worked like a beast.

What did you come here to do?

- Work. - With this machine?

Of course. We start tomorrow morning.

But start what?

To remove the water. We will make it profitable.

- And where are we going to end? - What do we know?

If you stay here, we'll pay you back too.

The more we go forward, the more they show us all the colors.

Cavalier, are you not working today? Here, drink.

- You are not aware? - What?

Macal is dead.

But how?

I was giving her a spoonful of laxative when ...

He folded ...

Then gritted his teeth,

He looked me in the eye like that,

As if to say goodbye ...

And he died suddenly.

I told you you were going overboard with laxatives.

What do you advise?

To bury it or throw it in the water?

No. Bury it, it's better.

Why don't you find him a nice place around?

You might be right.

Well I'm leaving. I have so much to take care of that my head is spinning.

Hey you see

You eat, you drink and you sleep,

And we lost poor Macal .

If you get angry, it's worse.

You gotta say you don't care.

Man is a dirty beast, selfish.

You laugh when I say we need an extermination.

Is it past?

If you calm down, I'll tell you again.

I take you as a partner in my share of heaven.

Eventually, you can help me.

Where are you going

Where are you going Nicola?

He is right, you are nothing but personified greed.

Come back Nicola! Let's reason together.

You make yourself look like you're God the Father.

Me? But if I always made you eat from my plate.

You will see that we will come to an agreement.

With you, never!

Don't be silly. Stay here with us.

I'll offer you a piece of it.

I just need a box of eels to buy myself my share of the sky.

I'm sick of you and your dry bones and everything.

Nicola! Nicola!

- Stop! - You have seen?

And whose fault is this time? I knelt!

I say that men turn the world backwards.

Come in.

Here is the ironed shirt.

- Take. - How's that?

You have to bring it to me to the coat rack.

I am a client.

If you move, I scream!

What are you doing?

Howl!

Open right away!

Non.

First you gotta tell me who this guy is? - Who?

Don't be innocent.

Who are you talking about?

Whoever bought you the ice cream.

The biker!

He's a guy I like.

More than me?

But how? I am one of the most beautiful men in Europe.

But have you seen yourself? You look like a sheepdog.

So, stroke me.

I am not that of the merry-go-round!

And then you leave and we don't see you again.

You are wrong this time!

It is you who are mistaken.

Drop and take out the key.

It's not worth it. It is open.

I told you it's open. I pretended to shut it up.

Go ahead. What are you waiting for?

Laugh, laugh!

What do you believe? That the mÃt de plenty interests me?

What is happening?

Give me a puff.

Keep it.

I already told you in Zara that this number was out of date.

Everything is out of date now.

Dear Severino, we were doing simple, elementary things.

The beasts!

So yes that impressed the public.

Not true?

Or, a phenomenon like the female hen.

An old number that still works.

Or it would have to really be a woman with two heads.

Currently it is unnecessary. We can see that it is bogus.

Is it our fault that we weren't born with two heads?

It's nobody's fault. I'm just noticing.

Start by noting that we haven't eaten since last night.

To eat? We don't even have the money to leave.

Ah if we hadn't listened to you, we would be with Ugo Tognazzi.

Hold. And try not to argue.

Merci Severino.

Ciao.

- Here's the water. - How nice.

I do all sports to lose weight. It's good?

You know it.

Come. I'll help you remove the bag.

Thank you.

Who put you in this state?

The mast of plenty.

Next year, I will do Milan-Taranto

Do you mind if I die?

Did the doctor order you to run?

You sound like my mother.

She also doesn't want me to run.

Oh yes?

She is always afraid that something will happen to me.

She would keep me in her petticoats if she could.

It's not to say, but at home I'm better treated than a king, you know?

I have no doubt about it.

Here is the towel.

If you want, I tell you frankly.

I don't know if you like me,

But I like you very much.

More than a racing motorcycle?

Yes. A hundred times more.

In five minutes, we'll start ticket sales ...

For the second show ...

Offered by the hot woman.

You will see an angel face ...

And a gigantic body.

Observe the bra.

Observe him.

A mother could dress her child there.

But how much does it weigh?

Two and a half quintals.

There must be something.

You can see her and testify.

Yes. I'll check it out. Trust me.

You're welcome.

What are you doing here?

I came to see you.

There are people outside.

What is happening? I see you depressed.

I don't know myself.

I may be a little discouraged.

Don't talk to me about discouragement or else it's screwed up.

It's hot under that wig.

It is a profession that I can no longer do.

- Monsieur was able to see? - One moment.

What buffoonery!

Do you know how much they disgust me?

They touch me, feel me, take my measurements.

Yes I know.

It's exhausting.

Look, how's your wife?

I am concerned about her too.

If she makes me a fat child, it's the end.

But no. We need to believe.

And don't eat your blood. Ciao.

Ciao.

It's fantastic!

You will see a spectacle you will never forget!

- Thank you sir. - It is I who thank you.

- Goodbye - Thank you, goodbye.

And now, let's start selling tickets.

- Allow me. - What do you mean?

Tell me, who told you to dance this way?

If you prefer, I can do like that.

No sooner do I reach heaven than I buy myself a thousand white geese.

And I'll go for a walk all day

You will see how much fun I will have.

It's not better if you put yourself at the window ...

To watch what if happening down here?

It would be so beautiful.

You look at everyone who works and you do nothing.

Unfortunately, these are plans on the count.

You surprise me!

I come from a race of man of steel.

My grandfather died at the age of 106.

From this point of view, I am calm.

We will die very quickly.

Besides, I am surprised to be still alive.

I have a heart murmur

An Austrian burst in the backbone, otitis ...

If you wait for these diseases to bury you, you can always wait.

If I were you, I would fuck myself up.

Like that, you can have fun right away.

You're kidding, but it's not that stupid.

For me, it suits me.

Anyway, the barbers all kill themselves in town.

It’s fast and we’re quiet forever.

I'm surprised we hadn't thought of it before.

I suggest you drown off, it's magnificent.

It's true, we have the boat.

Besides, I don't want to leave anything to anyone.

Look, I should go do something at home.

- I'll be right back. - Do you deflate?

I would like to know if my wife would be ready to come too.

You cannot harm a woman after 43 years of marriage.

And that doesn't seem like enough to you?

What is the connection? I care about her.

So what? You bring your wife back when it gets interesting.

Women must be beaten, they disturb, are jealous.

He is right. Come with us. You will not regret it.

We must not waste time.

So let's go!

Seeing that you agree, I'm going downstairs.

Damn it! He untied it.

It's not worse. Anyway,

You are not worthy to stay on the face of this earth.

See you there Germinal!

Who me? Tomorrow!

Now it's me who's going to enjoy the bed! For all the life!

You always take advantage of it too much!

At a minimum, he should be able to pass a dog between us.

You're right. Forgive me.

Now, let's stop with the dogs.

- Tell me you're happy. - I'm not telling you anything.

I have never seen a man as conceited as you.

Come on, let's get out of here.

Wait for the dance to end.

Otherwise, everyone will find out.

They will immediately gossip.

You are always right. Excuse me.

And I'm not so sure I should listen to you like this.

Don't be so mean.

Since yesterday, I've been trying to prove to you that I care about you.

Your way though.

The stones! Here are the stones!

You were right Cleto.

I did not know that there were stones in the marsh.

They have always been there. I said it well.

I always came here to fish when I was young.

Once around the neck, we'll sink in an instant.

Come on, this is the last effort we make. Be happy.

Give me one since I can't bend.

How can you not fold?

I swear. My back bone hurts so bad that if it was you you would scream.

What an excuse!

Until the end, you will need a servant.

Come to see.

Slowly slowly.

- You knew him too. - Of course.

We can say that we saw it born.

When did he die?

This metin.

Do you want a helping hand?

Thank you.

It was a large and beautiful animal.

No one can imagine my pain.

I can't believe it.

He is too fat.

What fate.

Who would have said that he would have come from the bottom ...

of Africa to die in this plague?

It's like one of us is going to die in America.

In this world, we know where we are born,

But it is difficult to know where we will end up.

Do you have a lot of things to put in the suitcase?

No. The little thing is enough for me.

Then...

So you'll have to buy everything from you.

I have some money aside.

It's better because I ... I'm dry.

I work from morning to night and never have a dime.

I really needed a girl like you.

Like that, I bring you to Milan and I marry you right away.

- Don't move the boat. - Let her go where she wants.

360, 65...

One a day.

It is the ideal place.

It is 4:15 p.m.

If all goes well, we'll be in the afterlife at 4:30 p.m.

It no longer serves.

Here are the last ones.

Throw yourself!

Do you want to start with me?

So I'm going to throw myself away.

But it is not for that. You talk if I'm scared.

Who do you take me for?

So, make up your mind!

We'll see you in heaven.

Don't play the joke on me for leaving me alone, eh?

But no, assume that we are already dead.

Who knows what my wife is doing right now?

Bye!

But we are fond of it here!

Try to drink without breathing.

I swear to you it's unnecessary.

It does not go down. She is too disgusting.

If there was wine ...

It would be too easy to drown in wine.

I will try again.

Think a bit like that would be good ...

Go around the world with this boat.

You take the sun, you sleep ...

And then you find yourself in Paris,

With this boat, we arrive at Boro as well as possible.

Listen Marina, if we have to agree,

Try to never contradict myself when I invent.

If we don't have fun like that, it's over!

When it's time, I dream too.

I dream of having clothes,

A beautiful house, a child ...

For you, would that be a beautiful dream?

You know that a child ... And where will we put a child?

When you talk like that, I don't love you anymore.

Look, we are in India.

Look, a Fakir in the water.

Where are the others?

They are all gone.

They left to drown in the open sea.

They did well!

If they are talkative, they should never come back.

What is this story?

But what do you want it to be?

They also bought your sky.

They are in a hurry to go.

But look at me ...

What an imagination you have!

I never laugh! The boat is no longer there.

Are you coming to tell me these stories to me?

Me who swallows snakes!

For me, we can swallow them snakes.

By the way, I remember I owe Vito money.

Listen, will you remind me later?

So, they really bought it.

What?

The sky!

Yes, but that's not what you think.

Why did you put yourself in this mess?

What panade? Calm down!

Let's sing! Let's do a choir.

I can't be calm.

You have to explain everything to me first.

What do I have to explain to you?

Don't start acting like a bride!

You are still the same.

You treat me like this after all the speeches you've made to me.

What speeches have I made to you?

I tell you to sing.

Do you want me to make up a song?

You know, I already won a contest.

The rower.

A song of a rower.

A rower who wants to rhyme with love.

With flower, with heart ...

And marry a girl like you.

Most...

But then...

So Germinal ... Germinal ... Germinal ...

This is Vito everything!

Germinal ... Germinal ... But it was true!

I told you! Here is the proof.

But how? Where did they go?

The palude is so big ...

- Go Marina, Go! Course! - Where should I go?

Course! Go to the Village! Go get someone!

Germinal ... Germinal ... What do I have to see in there?

I am not God the father!

Old people must stay in bed!

They are crazy!

For me, they've lived too long.

The youngest was 70 years old.

But what are you saying?

Call the Germinal guards!

I should have cut my tongue.

But what should I do now? Germinal!

Where should I go?

There is someone?

There is someone here?

To tell the truth, I knew it would end like this.

Give me a drink.

It's true that life is really curious.

There are those who are starving because they cannot find food.

And one who wants to kill himself and ends up in an eel net.

- It's fate. - But what fate?

It is I who am protected by Our Lady.

In '39, when the wind was blowing hard,

I caught toilet paper on my face.

Fate or not, a meal so hearty today,

About 12 years old.

I was there too!

It was when there was the disease of the chickens.

Ah yes, do you remember that?

Have you seen old people pass by on a boat?

Non.

Do you have the number of herons?

But where are they going?

Where do you want them to go?

They are walking around.

You would like to be a hero.

Give me the wings and I'll take a ride that will never end.

What if you find a hunter shooting you?

But stop talking.

Let's take a break too. We let him breathe a little.

You agree? There are only catfish here.

This is Nicola's waistcoat.

Nicola! Come here.

Garibaldi, Garibaldi, come here!

Come quickly! There was a misfortune.

On arrive.

The old people have gone to drown!

It was Germinal who told us.

They took the boat. Go find out where they are.

You have to find them right away.

Come here. Help me.

We're sinking! The water comes in!

Alfredo!

We're sinking for good.

Don't just sit there and do nothing. Try to save her.

He's mine. I found it! I'm not giving you anything at all!

Come here! Don't leave me! Come here!

Wait, I'll help you.

Help! Help!

Nicola!

Help! Help! We're sinking!

Nicola, Nicola!

I thought I was dying.

- Are you hurt? - No.

I'm just very cold to the bone.

It's nothing. I'll bring you back.

- How lucky you have arrived. - Yes Yes. Come.

And the others? Where did they go?

I saw them pass over the lake with the boat.

- But they weren't with you? - No.

Good Lord! But look what is happening to me today!

I had taken at least 20 kgs of eels.

I said that was enough for me to buy myself this piece of sky.

And so the guards came and they chased me through the plague.

Calm down now.

- It will pass. - I feel better now.

I was so scared. But where are the others?

I do not know. Nicola, we have to find them right away.

- Yes. - Quick, let's take the boat.

- Go on. - Help me.

Hold on to me.

What's the matter?

They are the ones!

Them?

They are happy. They sing the song of Germinal.

There they are! There they are!

I am here!

I thought you were ...

However, you are worse than children!

But we can't tell you anything without ...

You shouldn't do that to me.

You shouldn't do that to me.

Try to calm down.

It's nothing. Everything is finished!

Go away too!

I've had enough of you all!

Go away!

You want to drive me crazy.

You are all the same.

Are you Zulus?

It must be the swindle ...

Go away! Go away!

Go away!

- What have I done to you? - I want to be alone.

I want to be alone.

- Take me home. - Let's go.

You know, we were already starting to drown.

Garibaldi saved us.

I lost everything.

The boat, the watch, the dry bones.

And the bicycle.

It is a great consolation.

This means that we will work in pairs in the company.

On foot.

On foot. On foot.

How much do these two have to pay?

- Who? - Girls with both heads.

- 2500 lire. - I pay for them.

OK.

- Thank you. - It is done. Let's go?

Wait a minute. I will accompany you home.

- I have something to do. - But where are you going?

- I have something to do. - But where are you going?

I have something to do.

Guys! With the 3000 Lira that Severino gave us,

Tomorrow, we'll have a nice meal at my wife's.

Let's hope she doesn't hit you.

I lost my mind that moment.

I could have mistreated my mother too.

A melancholy that you cannot imagine.

- Do not think about it anymore. - She could have come see me.

She throws me like that.

Be quiet. Either way, you'll come back.

- Hello. - Hello.

- Hello. - Severino, viens ici.

When are you going to decide to pull over?

Me? Tidier than that ...

I am going to marry the Countess. She called me 5 minutes ago.

What phone? There is no telephone here.

But why are you telling these stories?

How that there is no telephone ...

Come on, stop. Why don't you want to sell hats?

The merchant who left earned 5,000 lire.

- 5000 lire. With hats? - Yes, hats.

150,000 lire by me. How much per year?

Almost two million.

I would be the happiest man on earth.

Even with half.

You know what? If I sell hats, people will be born headless.

There it is, do we agree?

So what? Couldn't you go upstairs?

We go there on foot.

On foot? And why?

To take four steps.

Why did you run away?

I was leaving ...

Maybe I won't come back again.

You know I don't want to come here anymore.

I have faults but ...

Where are you going to find a man more serious than me?

Take your things and come with me.

Do you want me to grow my mustache?

Come on, come on.

You think because I'm laughing and joking that ...

I love you.

Come on, go.

I'll wait for you two more minutes and then I go.

Didn't you take your things?

I was afraid you were gone.

It's better that way. Like that, we can start all over again. Mounted.

- When are we going to arrive in Milan? - In Milan?

What are we going to do in Milan?

I don't live in Milan.

Comment �a?

Where are we going to end up?

I do not know. We will go here and there.

We will be fine somewhere. Whatever?

The boat sank like a pebble.

It was so sudden. We were all sleeping when ...

Yes Yes. What you want has happened to you, but I ...

I have the bones in compote.

I will tell you.

You don't have a good bed. Burn it!

The veil that arrives!

He didn't stop.

He didn't stop.

It's a shame because if ...

This sky could really be bought ...

Translated by a passerby June 2016