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boarding is sensing

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tomorrow

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we're all set here dad my pals and I are

ready to migrate to Pleasant Valley did

you know that combined all ants in the

world together we're just about as much

as all human beings oh I find it

fascinating we have got to meet the

moving van where's Gunther

everything packed I think so dear all

set here dad

don't say Gunther

did you remember to lock the back doors

the you haulin ass Gunther

Andrew what

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here we are our new house what do you

think oh hey guys look no Disney went

and it has a pool

hey come on good there

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how do you I'm Charlie Parker I live

next door

oh what a pleasant surprise welcome to

the neighborhood

thanks what's this cello I mean just a

little welcome today everybody for you

and your family from the Parkers thanks

well we have lots of unpacking to do

okay I want you to stress the guys later

bye

I moved next door to beaver cleaver

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günther pay attention this is not a toy

I'm listening dad the pool is your

responsibility you must remember to

check the chemicals for low chlorine

then once a week

scraping algae off but most importantly

you sweep the leaves out they get into

the filter pressure build-up and oh you

have to flush the filter out and add new

diatomaceous earth Gunther have you

heard anything that I've said I'm

serious son you haven't got to stay on

top of this check the chlorine scrape

the algae sweep the leaves and if

necessary add diatomaceous earth can I

go now where you off to in such a hurry

you wanted me to interact I'm gonna go

mingle with some natives check out the

new mall Andrew you want to come yeah

sure do I have time to put my things

away

sure gotten through that was really nice

in here hey what are big brothers for

besides he still has his allowance I'm

broke

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hi hi

so you work here

yeah I'm Gunther wheeler

we just moved into the Johnson house

here from New York right Wow this town

is pretty small

smaller than you think uh you probably

ought to go why who's this this is

Gunther wheeler he just moved into the

Johnson house Gunther

this is Chad and Wiley right don't mind

if we do yes help yourself hey Gunther

Hey look fellas it's nerd herd by

Gunther this is Henry did I give you

permission to speak well no but I

thought that I hate shut up

it's book

I gotta get back to work

come on just two more pieces come on

fish the more gum the bigger the bubble

you can do it fish see doing Shh

you'll break his concentration fish is

determined to break a world record

okay now remember your training okay

fish now you ready

now remember nice and slow

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there you go keep going four inches

eight nine fish go you can do it 10 11

12 13 14 I missed it

how big was it tell me 14 inches that's

gotta be a record

very not greatest reporter diameter of a

bubblegum bubble under the very strict

rules of this highly competitive

activity was 23 inches set in 1991 how

does he know all that fish memorize the

book

guys I want you to meet the new

neighbors got there in Angela hey so

what's with all this newspaper junk

we're paper boys speaking of that I

still don't have anyone to sub for me

while I'm gone for the summer well I've

got a brilliant idea got there why don't

you take the route you're kidding right

racing down the street wind in your face

delivering the day's headlines there's

no better feeling in the world right

Henry no thank you warming up he shoots

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a missus

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haha he scores

reload speed charlie inside the

walkie-talkie under your pillow

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what what is this I'm sorry but I don't

do ice

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excuse me excuse me can I get you

anything else

oh sure yeah sure

Oh have another small especial today

you've had five already right how many

flavors do you have

ten okay I guess I have five more to go

then

okay it's your stomach who do you got in

there screaming bad she's freaking hey

they wrap shrink ins their best CD yet

definitely

hi this pool is a disaster and they can

swim in it but they can't take care of

it where is Gunther he's probably at the

mall where he spends most of his time

this wind is Gunther hang out at the

mall since you've gotten out Allison

work there dude

don't do this to me I got a CA supplying

2 min you want to see the screaming van

cheese you've got to pay the piper yeah

they're coming through town excuse me

hey screaming banshees are coming in

this town

woohoo when Vincennes tickets

I'll take him how much 150 for the pair

150 bucks you guys are crazy I don't

have that kind of cash then I guess you

ain't going

okay I'll take hey Dad

hey you got a minute sure what's on your

mind son I was hoping that you would

find it in your heart to give me an

advance on my allowance and how much

money are we talking about about 150

bucks we've been down this road before

haven't we got there and out in the real

world you wouldn't get a dime but you

are my son and I do love you I just want

you to develop a a sense of

responsibility I'm probably sending a

mixed message but I'm gonna roll with

you on this you're the greatest

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that'd be cash or cheque

no credit no payment plans I want my

money

Oh 175 dollars of it I only owe you 150

that wasn't counting and tris agreed to

that okay okay just give me my money

all I need is an extension okay a little

time to get my finances in order and

you'll get your money I promise I'm

gonna give you a break because you're

new in town and because I'm feeling

charitable just remember extensions

don't last forever I'm about to sink to

an all-time low Charlie it's Gunther can

you hear me

Charlie its Gunther do you read no

listen do you remember when you asked me

if I would take over Lehner's paper out

yeah yeah well is it still available

sure

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I'll take it

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yeah that's great no not a problem they

can use letters on the women in your

driveway fish's house 5:30 tomorrow

morning I'll show you the ropes over and

out neighbor

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five-thirty

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get up Gunther

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morning Gunther ready the only thing I'm

ready for is another four hours of sleep

did you know there are people who's this

extremely rare condition known as

chronic cholecystitis that goes not

sleep for up to five years thank you

that useless piece of trivia no problem

whatsoever

here's your saddlebag got there

hook it to your handlebars like this

then you load up Gus you're late again

sorry Gus we offer a vital service of

this community the paper is their main

source of news in other information from

the weather to today's headlines even

the astrological forecast it's up to us

to deliver its on time

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Oh Gunther the map for your route the

address with the exit show it's houses

you look at you Leonard wanted me to

give you the snow some valuable tips to

help you really want to help deliver my

papers

let's ride boys

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how hard can it be to toss a few papers

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mr. Peterson

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right 1361 opine first house

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hey I'll get the chairs don't forget

those Tomatoes

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yep yep yeah

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I am not having a good hi can you tell

me where Maple Street is very close

maple this.g next street over right

right behind this house right there just

right past this yard okay

oh but you can't go to here you have to

go all the way around the block yeah I

tell you how to get there go back this

way make a right right right right

that's wrong that's full rights you'd be

back where you start from

no just just go back around the block

and when you stop but that's a maple

sense chief okay over there yeah okay

why can't I just cut through here no oh

you're not from around here huh no no no

see that house got the crazy man Cooper

house he's crazy

he don't how do you say here he step on

the one too many landmine you know what

I mean I'm not good he don't let anybody

go to his yard so you must go back

around this way or go this way this way

faster i think if you run faster okay

good okay look I don't think I'm gonna

hurt anything why don't I just walk

through okay if you don't want to listen

to me I'm just a milkman up in to your

funeral you do what you want I got the

devil milk yeah

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oh right they're soldiers

nobody excuse me oh no disco

my name is Gunther I'm The Paperboy I'm

just passing through won't even know I

was here

all right we shall fight in the fields

and in the pillars and in the streets we

shall never surrender

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stay loose men we got a bogey coming

down the pipe keep your eyes open and

your weapons loaded

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little pork chop hill I have not yet

begun to fight it's time for the heavy

artillery

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better move boy they're trained to kill

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that you Wow what happened what quit you

only got one more house to go correction

excuse me

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you

Wow what happened to you oh this um I'm

not much of a morning person where's

Leonard he's gone for the summer I'll be

a big boy you just don't know but then

I'm sorry that the paper was late please

extend my deepest apologies to your

folks thank you

by

geez Gunther you don't look so good

wasn't Leonard's note helpful

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you forgot this one

there's just a minute what's this I

don't know what is it it's a ticket to

the screaming bad cheese concert wow

that's that's weird I I have one just

like it

how did you get tickets why are they

hard to get I have they're practically

impossible

Wow so um it's September 12th yeah you

want to go you me on a date only if you

want to call it that

yeah sure yeah go okay Allison oh I

gotta go bye

poor things crazy about me just cuz my

papers on the front works these

deadbeats don't bother looking this is

not coming out of my paycheck

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hello Leonard is that you know my name

is Gunther I'm filling in for him

well please come in I've just baked some

delicious cookies no offense I got to

get back to my road here your papers mr.

Hansen said you can't do a good day's

work on an empty stomach

now come in here and don't be so

stubborn

keep your eye on the ball Oh ball game

is on it this time oh I take all the

games but the players today they're too

busy counting their money and doing

underwear commercials you like baseball

sure they my father used to take us to

Ebbets Field and I fell in love with the

game and when we moved here oh we went

to all the double play games and that's

where I met mr. Anson I was just your

age

well here's your papers Oh

Thank You Gunther I'm lost without my

papers in the morning especially since I

can't get the daily lineups didn't you

know they were out there well my booms

aren't as strong as they used to be

Leonard is nice enough to drop them the

food is slot well from now on I'll bring

them right to the door oh that's sweet

of you

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just coming to see you guys

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come loose your body right yeah

I'm gonna get on my bike

and right away

you can pretend

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Thanks

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paperboy I'm here to collect

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whoa

excuse me

I just stiff the paper boy I know I'm

going to regret asking this but what is

he doing this is attempting to break the

world pogo stick jumping record

according to his average jumps for a

minute I only asked to stay on for

another 4 hours and 32 minutes somebody

refueling I need some water here

well here's my route money how do I give

it to me I pay you out of what you

collect then bring the rest of the main

office you keep your tips tips I didn't

get any tips I didn't want to say

anything Gunther but I've been getting

some complaints

tapirs late or torn wait a second are

you telling me that people like Henry

and mr. hippity hop over here are making

more money than I am two three times

that I'm now quick someone energized him

I wanna know why I'm not getting hit

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taystee

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he shoots he scores

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what is he doing the names wheeler

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what is it

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come on you can do better than that yeah

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[Laughter]

right up scheduled

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is why man will always prevail over

beasts

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here comes the seventh cavalry

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prepare to meet your maker Johnny Reb

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veni vidi vici

I came I saw I conquered Julius Caesar I

didn't believe it but I've been shot no

nobody's ever shot me before

congratulations

permission to pass cool say soldier huh

but what regiment you with

the paper brigade oh don't be a stranger

now yeah you could talk him on back

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mr. Lippman you need to pay your bill

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good morning mr. Lippman I see here Oh a

little behind in our payments aren't we

there you go

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175 oh here buy yourself some picnics on

me we don't want your mom pick shut up

can't we just beat them up for the fun

of it

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hey pal how is your skate

great thanks for asking good that's

really good yeah

dad before you say anything I'm sure

whatever happened andrew is the one

who's responsible responsible for what

for whatever broke nothing broke got

there I just wanted to tell you how

proud I am of you

I must have wax buildup it sounded like

you said you were proud of me I did and

I am wow that's a first you know when

you started that paper rap I didn't

think you'd last the first day I mean

let's face it Gunther you and work are

kind of like oil and vinegar don't

exactly mix on delivering the paper five

days a week that's a big responsibility

dad it's really not that big a deal yes

it is when you should be very proud of

yourself you're working hard you're

earning an honest pay for the first time

in your life we're actually going to

finish something that you started dad

come on you're gonna get me all

teary-eyed to prove to you how proud I

am we're going to increase your

allowance starting today you are you've

earned it

know that I really don't think that's

necessary yes it is okay by the way mrs.

Hanson called see how you're doing mrs.

Hanson called you she was just full of

compliments and she made sure to tell me

how lucky I am have a son like you

so keep up the good work

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um tell me does started forty-six

thousand one in twenty four hours now

that's impressive well I can do 25

great yes nearly 45 thousand 976 short

of the record then I guess I got

something to shoot in your dreams

ordered hey what are you guys doing here

you mean you didn't hear hear what we're

the new paper boys what exactly are you

talking about just think of us as your

full-time subs every morning here is

where the papers are dropped off in

here's where we're gonna pick them up

and if you go run into the paper about

this you'll make headline news in the

obituaries what do you know

here comes our inspiration what's going

on you're taking over our routes there

what that's right squid lips it's all

because of you

ever since you showed us what a

lucrative business the paper industry

can be we decided to give it a whirl

I'll take that bag now don't give it to

him Gunter

yeah I don't give it to him look either

you cooperate or we start cracking

skulls

oh hey no whoa back up I can't believe

you let him take our routes just like

that what did you expect the guy was

gonna do a tap-dance on my face

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mrs. Hanson mrs. Hanson it's it's

Gunther I have your papers Oh Gunther is

everything all right you haven't been by

were you sick no you have a new paperboy

now well I'm sorry if you haven't been

getting your papers well come in I'm

just pulling some cookies out of the

oven

I should get going I won't take no for

an answer

I can't believe it

wow this is the very first issue of The

Gazette how did you get this it's the

very first page of the very first

edition

I was married to its founder mr. Hanson

started the Gazette or the first paper

rolled off the presses 32 years ago you

should have seen his face that day he

was so proud all he ever wanted was to

have a paper of his own it meant more to

him than baseball did our anniversary's

coming up the 12th of September and

every year I go to the stadium and I sit

in the same seat I did the day I met

Emerson

I'm afraid I've got to miss that this

year why well these fossils I've got his

poems just aren't strong enough any

longer to make that trip along

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thanks for the cookie a Gunther if it

isn't too much trouble could you ask the

new paperboy to drop it through the slot

tell him I'll have a cookie for him sure

no problem

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bye-bye

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guys why are you just sitting around

what do you say we go get our routes

back how are we gonna do that I I've got

a plan come on yeah let's go

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pushover start pumping

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they're coming

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empty I just put two bucks in this thing

guess we don't deliver today if we don't

deliver we don't get paid in chat how we

can deliver papers without a car

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I'm not I'm not getting no no way this

is so humiliating buddy sees me let's

just get this over with

Wiley um you take oak New Haven and pine

Luke you handle Sonny Creston Lily

Brooke I'll take the rest we'll meet up

at maple some great base camp this is

wash dog do you read me be ready on all

posts shoot

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you're toast

wait

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you guys yet

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throw my brave soldiers

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bass cap this is chef boyardee route

robber number one has been bombed basted

and bit over and

hey shut up mighty mouth yeah

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not so bad on that pain are you at base

camp this notebook

yep robber number two's dogs

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stink you think like we're a pea soup at

least I didn't get attacked by some

poodle it wasn't a poodle it was a big

dog yeah whatever

were you there what happened to you guys

we were ambushed by ho as soon as I get

my hands on those little wimps I'm gonna

make him/her so bad their whole family's

gonna bleed the Nerd Herd are you sure

it was them

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get up

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trees look calm down there pick up the

bikes let's go

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you idiot why'd you stop I'm not going

in there

why it's crazy old man Cooper's property

certifiable come on

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morning boys nice toys and over the

saddlebags over my dead body

I'm really sorry you feel that way ready

we have not yet begun to fight guys are

dead nay

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don't

remember Valley Forge men don't take

another step

QB or less yeah right

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there is nothing to fear but fear itself

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skit skit

looks like a full-fledged retreat to me

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take the route don't care you still

fight your love

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tomorrow Sabbath night yep

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you look handsome you really think so

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I really appreciate you taking me to the

concert I guess what Gunther had to do

was really important yeah yeah I was

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where did he go and gentlemen Stadium

welcome to long time did you do that oh

happy Anniversary mrs. Hanson and to

think that after Emerson died I thought

there were no gentlemen left in this

world

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how did you

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[Laughter]

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you