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♪ Foodtopia ♪
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Why'd you cut my toe off?
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I'm glad you asked. That's
a very smart question.
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Just testing out how
quickly you're gonna burn.
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We don't want it to be too fast. We
also don't want it to be too slow.
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But you see that?
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Turns out you're
gonna burn just right.
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Aah! Please, you
don't have to do this.
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Come on, man. You hear how
excited everyone is down there?
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That's 'cause of you.
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It's Burning Man!
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We're gonna burn a man.
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We can't disappoint them.
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I really gotta hand it to you guys,
building an entire music festival
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around this bozo's death,
it's very inspiring stuff.
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Plus, it's a great way
to showcase new talent
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and, more importantly,
my vocal range.
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Oh, wow. You're gonna sing?
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You know, I don't know if you know
this, but I can carry a tune myself.
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♪ Rosemary lemon drops,
panko and butter ♪
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♪ Mixed greens and Corn Nuts
make my heart flutter… ♪
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- Okay. Thanks, toots, we'll be in touch.
- Frank, did you hear that?
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He's gonna... he's gonna be in
touch. I might be in the big show.
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Now, Barry, make sure you
don't light this putz up
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- before my emotional crescendo.
- Copy that.
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- And how will I know when you hit it?
- When your little beef nub busts au jus
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all over your fancy
little shoes, that’s when.
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I look forward to that.
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♪ Woo-oo-oo ♪
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♪ Dough-Bread-Meat-Pho
Soup-Lasagnnnaaa ♪
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Okay, I think I've
heard enough, A Dill…
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…because you are
going to Burning Man.
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Oh, my goodness!
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Thank you! Thank you!
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Okay, great.
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Next up, Megan Thee Scallion.
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How many more auditions
we need to get through?
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Okay, let's see here, we have,
uh, Pruno Mars, Celine Dijon,
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Machine Gun Jelly,
Boy Porridge, Corn,
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and Pita Ora.
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♪ I just have to admit that
it's all coming back to me ♪
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Okay, look, here's
the thing, Katy.
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I can't be around any
pitas or lavash...
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No flatbreads of any kind, okay?
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This show is about
celebration and escape.
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I… We don't want
to feature imagery
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that reminds anyone of the only
food to ever feel like home to me.
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So sorry, hon. You're dismissed.
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Okay, that's better. So,
wow, she's still going, huh?
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I could watch this all day.
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Oh, my God!
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What the hell is that?
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Ah! Go away!
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How does it stay
in the air so long?
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Aah!
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Oh, no, no.
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- Ah!
- Oh!
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You tellin' me there's things other
than humeys that eat us? This is fucked.
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I know. This is gonna ruin Sammy
Bagel Junior Presents Burning Man.
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Mark my words,
that man will burn.
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- Yes, Barry, yes!
- Kill it, Barry, kill it!
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But also, be careful.
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Where's the entry point?
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How am I supposed to
control this thing?
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Hot… dog.
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Barry, no!
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Clever girl.
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He's okay. That was so
gross, but-but he's okay.
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How are we gonna
stop this thang?
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Ah! No. Oh, no.
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Those are the first winks of sleep
I've had since the apocalypse.
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Well, wakey-wakey, asshole, we got
a new problem for you to solve.
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Either you tell us what that thing
picking us off one by one is,
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or I start picking off those
eyebrow hairs one by one.
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No, no, no, no, please.
They'll grow back so weird.
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Then start talkin'.
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Okay, I know what that is.
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But, uh, before I tell you, I'm
so thirsty. Can I have some water?
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Oh. Oh, no, no. Is water alive?
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I've seen water bottles walking around,
but, okay, what about normal tap water?
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Uh, like, does life begin
when it enters the bottle?
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And what part's alive?
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The bottle or the
water inside it?
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I'm sorry. I don't
get your rules.
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This is so frustrating for
me. You must understand.
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Our rules are simple, ya fuckin'
moron. You're embarrassing yourself.
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You want to quench your thirst?
You quench our problem first.
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All right! We know how
to stop this thing.
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But we need everybody's help.
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Hey, remember me?
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You shit directly in my face.
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Come to Barry, you squawky fuck.
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Now!
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Woo-hoo-hoo!
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Yeah!
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Hey, up top. That
was a great idea.
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It wasn't our idea. It was his.
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- Oh, that was Turkey's baby?
- No, damn it! Move, Turkey.
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It was his.
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Help! Help!
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You got more advice
from the humey?
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Oh, my God. And you made me
unwittingly compliment it.
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Ooh, Burning Man
is back on, baby.
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Uh… yeah, about that. Is it
really the smartest decision
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to burn this guy alive now
that he saved us… twice?
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Let me make sure I'm hearing you straight.
Are you suggesting we shouldn't burn him?
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Like, at all?
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I think Frank is saying maybe we
should just delay burning him, right?
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Yeah. Yeah, just a little.
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Just delay it until we have
a better handle on things.
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Exactly. Who knows when the next random
thing will pop up that we can't solve.
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I could've solved that
flapping sky monster thing.
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- It just shit in my face.
- It's called a bird.
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I'm not calling it that.
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Look, Gum died. We needed
some info in a pinch.
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I was fine with that, but
it's a slippery slope.
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Soon you're gonna wanna use this humey
for every little problem that crops up.
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Not for every problem, just
the random, inexplicable ones.
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We don't need him.
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At the first sign of trouble you
wanna run back to our oppressors?
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Did we not topple their whole society
in a comically short period of time?
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- We did.
- And did we or did we not tear down
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all stigmas around both
fucking and sucking?
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Yeah, yeah. We did that too.
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Then have some goddamn
pride in your species.
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Have some faith in yourselves.
This is our time, not theirs.
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He burns tonight.
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Welcome to the show.
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You know, my name, of
course, is Sammy Bagel.
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It's my pleasure to introduce the
first food group of the evening.
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Put your tiny hands together
for the Talking Breads.
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♪ Our toast it is both
brown and golden ♪
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♪ Oh butter ♪
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♪ Don't spread it on our faces ♪
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♪ We were once bread
then exposed to heat ♪
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♪ It turned us into toast ♪
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♪ Pumpernickel, sourdough ♪
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♪ There's so many
types of loaves ♪
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♪ Focaccia, ciabatta ♪
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♪ Marble rye,
baguette, brioche ♪
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♪ Which bread do
you like the most? ♪
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♪ Maybe it is a challah ♪
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Having trouble seeing the show?
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You're in luck. Pretty
great view from up here.
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And all I ask is that you give me a
little something-something in return.
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Oh, I get it. You want me
to eat that big orange ass?
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- My what?
- Your asshole.
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The gaper you got hangin'
off your bedunk there.
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Ah! So it is.
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A tempting offer, but…
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I'm actually more interested in
that sweet ol' mouth pearl you got.
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How do they know
how to play music?
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None of this makes sense.
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All right, we're all set.
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The fire's going to travel up this
here string to the top of the hill,
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set the curtains on fire,
revealing the humey…
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Who, as it turns out,
will also be on fire.
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- It's genius.
- Woo-hoo!
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Well, there is no
getting through to that.
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Okay, I do not feel great about letting
our only source of information die.
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What if he doesn't?
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Okay, you already have my heart,
but now you have my attention.
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You and me, we know
what's best for Foodtopia,
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and killin' this guy, that ain't
it. We need to put a stop to this.
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Wait, are you really suggesting we
blatantly go against Barry's wishes?
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I mean…? So, what
about our wishes?
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- Our wishes don't count?
- Yeah.
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- Don't you want your wishes to count?
- Yeah.
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- Then, you know what, here's what I say.
- Yeah?
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We're… There's two of us.
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So how come his wish
overrides our two wishes?
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Yeah. Wait, he has
Sammy. That evens out.
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No, what that does, is it makes it
a wash. It makes it a wish wash.
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Okay, well, who does a tie go
to in the event of a wish wash?
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I think we both
know it goes to us
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because we are the ones looking out
for the betterment of Foodtopia, okay?
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This'll be all right.
Barry will come around,
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and he'll see we're
doing the right thing.
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But ideally, honestly, he will
never fucking find out about this.
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Right? Okay, I'm with you. But, yeah, it's
gonna be really bad when he finds out.
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- Yes, but he won't find out.
- No, he won't.
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- But I'm with you.
- But he won't find out.
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Oh, I think it would
be very bad if he did.
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♪ I am just a little
dancin' piece of macaroni ♪
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♪ I am not spaghetti
or penne or rigatoni ♪
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♪ I am not lasagna or
a fat slab of bologna ♪
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♪ I'm Macaroni ♪
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♪ I am not spaghetti
or penne or rigatoni ♪
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♪ I am not lasagna or
a fat slab of baloney ♪
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♪ I'm Macaroni ♪
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♪ Have you ever seen
a macaroni dancin'? ♪
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♪ Who's a hunk and he
deserves a second glancin' ♪
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♪ All my crust is
enticin' and romancin' ♪
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♪ I'm a fancy macaroni ♪
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♪ I am just a little
dancin' piece of macaroni ♪
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♪ I'm macaroni ♪
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How the hell are we
gonna pull this off?
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We can't just untie him. Everyone
will see the humey's missing.
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Frank, remember back at Shopwell's when
a… when a food got chosen off a shelf,
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someone would come by and immediately
replace them with the exact same food?
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Yes, I obviously remember that.
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And that is a lovely
walk down memory lane,
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but I really think we need to
focus on how the fuck we're gonna…
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Oh!
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♪ I heard from two leeks
you went off to date her ♪
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♪ You’re not a meat,
you’re just a tater ♪
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Thank you. Thank you so much.
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Olive-ia Rodrigo, everybody.
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Oof, I would not want to be the
tater that wronged that olive.
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Shit, shit, shit.
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We need to hurry. How are we
supposed to move this thing?
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Maybe we could pilot one through
the cockpit like Barry did?
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- How? They're all dead.
- I don't know.
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Oh, maybe one of them has
a little juice left in it.
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- You know, we don't need it to go far.
- Worth a shot.
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Nothing. A dud.
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All right, all right, all right.
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Now's the moment you've
all been waiting for.
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My show-stopping
performance coupled with…
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the ceremonial
lightning of the humey!
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- Oh, shit.
- Shit, Sammy's grand finale.
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We gotta hurry.
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Old hunk o' junk.
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Wait, did you hear that?
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I think we got a live one.
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- Yes!
- I'm going in.
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I’m going… I’m doing
it! I’m in there.
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- Is he going?
- No, no.
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No, nothing yet, but keep
going, honey, you've got this.
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Move your hands around.
Just start grabbin' things.
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That's it, Frank. Come on!
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Yes! Now get up in
there and make me proud.
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Yes!
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Shit!
235
00:14:30,333 --> 00:14:33,915
It's moving!
236
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I think I'm doing it!
237
00:14:56,750 --> 00:14:58,250
♪ Bag of flour, bag of chips ♪
238
00:14:58,333 --> 00:15:00,333
♪ Creamy mushroom, tub of dip ♪
239
00:15:00,416 --> 00:15:03,208
♪ One tomato, two potato
Yellow brick of cheese ♪
240
00:15:03,291 --> 00:15:06,958
♪ Eggplant, chocolate
bar Berry jam in a jar ♪
241
00:15:07,041 --> 00:15:10,333
♪ Watermelon, apple,
lemon Frozen bag of peas ♪
242
00:15:10,416 --> 00:15:13,166
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪
243
00:15:13,250 --> 00:15:16,875
♪ What a thing of beauty
When we cook a humey ♪
244
00:15:16,958 --> 00:15:19,583
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪
245
00:15:20,250 --> 00:15:21,708
Shit, we don't have enough time.
246
00:15:22,541 --> 00:15:23,833
Then I'll buy us some.
247
00:15:23,916 --> 00:15:27,000
♪ Meatloaf, parmesan Sweet
relish, Grey Poupon ♪
248
00:15:27,083 --> 00:15:28,500
♪ Mozzarella, mortadella ♪
249
00:15:28,583 --> 00:15:30,583
♪ Cinnamon sticks ♪
250
00:15:30,666 --> 00:15:33,958
♪ Cauliflower, cantaloupe
Jumbo sized licorice rope ♪
251
00:15:34,040 --> 00:15:37,250
♪ Beef jerky, turkey
And assorted trail mix ♪
252
00:15:37,665 --> 00:15:40,083
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪
253
00:15:40,165 --> 00:15:43,790
♪ What a fun occasion
For the food persuasion ♪
254
00:15:43,875 --> 00:15:45,583
Brenda, you are good.
255
00:15:45,665 --> 00:15:48,415
You are goddamn good.
256
00:15:51,458 --> 00:15:54,208
♪ Rosemary, thyme and sage
Sammy's on the center stage ♪
257
00:15:54,290 --> 00:15:55,790
♪ Your attention fills my hole ♪
258
00:15:55,875 --> 00:15:57,540
- ♪ Hey! Keep your eyes on me ♪
- Huh?
259
00:15:57,625 --> 00:16:00,458
♪ We're gonna start a fire ♪
260
00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:04,250
♪ What a fun occasion
for the food persuasion ♪
261
00:16:04,333 --> 00:16:06,125
- ♪ We're gonna start a...
- What the fuck?
262
00:16:06,208 --> 00:16:08,041
Psst! The flame's out.
263
00:16:08,125 --> 00:16:11,000
I gotta relight it. Can you
improv a couple more verses?
264
00:16:11,083 --> 00:16:14,250
Hey, does a beet leave your
junk red after you fuck it?
265
00:16:14,333 --> 00:16:17,583
♪ Can o' tuna, can o' beans
Cauliflower, mixed greens ♪
266
00:16:17,666 --> 00:16:20,708
♪ Yellow mustard, pie
custard Bagel from the bin ♪
267
00:16:20,791 --> 00:16:22,708
- Yeah!
- ♪ Soda pop, cough drop ♪
268
00:16:22,791 --> 00:16:24,875
♪ Hey, check out
that muffin top ♪
269
00:16:24,958 --> 00:16:28,166
♪ Rum, whiskey, bottle gin
Can't forget the pumpkin ♪
270
00:16:29,000 --> 00:16:31,833
Our Father who art in heaven,
271
00:16:31,916 --> 00:16:34,290
Hallowed be thy… Wait, is
it "hallow" or "hallowed"?
272
00:16:34,375 --> 00:16:36,665
Oh, fuck. Uh… uh, okay.
273
00:16:36,750 --> 00:16:41,000
Hail Mary, son of… a bitch!
Okay. What-what are the words?
274
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:44,125
I can't remember any prayers!
I'm going to die a sinner!
275
00:16:44,208 --> 00:16:45,708
- Not today.
- Huh?
276
00:16:49,333 --> 00:16:51,790
Oh, no, the bath salts
are melting my brain.
277
00:16:51,875 --> 00:16:54,540
Oh, it's you.
278
00:16:54,625 --> 00:16:57,165
- Did you bring me water?
- What? No.
279
00:16:59,125 --> 00:17:01,875
Brenda, I'm almost in place.
280
00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:08,000
Oh, we gotta do this now!
281
00:17:16,375 --> 00:17:18,665
Huh?
282
00:17:22,958 --> 00:17:24,708
Prop him up.
283
00:17:25,915 --> 00:17:28,625
Who is that guy? Can
I have his shirt?
284
00:17:30,833 --> 00:17:32,375
Right ball!
285
00:17:33,791 --> 00:17:34,958
Whoa!
286
00:17:37,791 --> 00:17:39,291
Left ball.
287
00:17:40,875 --> 00:17:42,041
Whoa!
288
00:17:50,916 --> 00:17:51,916
Wow!
289
00:17:51,958 --> 00:17:53,791
Frank, curtain's up!
290
00:17:54,666 --> 00:17:58,708
Hot, hot! Hot fire, hot fire!
291
00:18:00,500 --> 00:18:03,875
No! Little hot dog! You
don’t have to go in my…
292
00:18:11,708 --> 00:18:14,750
♪ The humey is on fire ♪
293
00:18:15,625 --> 00:18:18,833
♪ We can hear him searing
While the food is cheering ♪
294
00:18:18,916 --> 00:18:22,041
♪ As the flames lick
higher and higher ♪
295
00:18:22,125 --> 00:18:26,750
♪ Everybody's watching me
It's all about the Sammy ♪
296
00:18:28,166 --> 00:18:31,208
- ♪ Yeah ♪
- Sammy! Sammy!
297
00:18:31,291 --> 00:18:34,500
This is great! Frank,
Brenda, get up here.
298
00:18:38,791 --> 00:18:40,583
Frank? Brenda?
299
00:18:45,375 --> 00:18:47,333
Aah!
300
00:18:47,416 --> 00:18:49,625
Will you watch it? Wow,
this guy's a klutz!
301
00:18:49,708 --> 00:18:52,500
I'm not in control of this.
302
00:18:53,458 --> 00:18:55,708
Oh, oh.
303
00:18:55,791 --> 00:18:59,125
Barry made this look a lot easier
than it is. He's like an ass savant.
304
00:19:00,625 --> 00:19:03,125
I can't thank you enough
for saving me back there.
305
00:19:03,208 --> 00:19:05,458
They say fire's one of
the worst ways to go.
306
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,916
We did it.
307
00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:09,208
Yeah!
308
00:19:11,583 --> 00:19:12,875
We did the right thing, right?
309
00:19:12,958 --> 00:19:16,000
Yeah, definitely. Right?
310
00:19:16,708 --> 00:19:18,333
Oh, absolutely.
311
00:19:18,416 --> 00:19:21,250
I mean, you two should feel really
good about yourselves right now.
312
00:19:22,541 --> 00:19:25,875
Look, I feel a bit awkward
saying this to food,
313
00:19:25,958 --> 00:19:29,000
but I haven't eaten
in a long time.
314
00:19:29,083 --> 00:19:31,416
I'm not gonna be much help
to you if I starve to death.
315
00:19:31,500 --> 00:19:35,166
So, uh, those talking
breads sounded pretty tasty.
316
00:19:36,333 --> 00:19:37,458
So did the macaroni.
317
00:19:37,541 --> 00:19:40,500
I'm not picky. I'd eat
any of those musical acts.
318
00:19:40,583 --> 00:19:43,416
I don't want to be greedy. I'm
not asking for the headliner.
319
00:19:43,500 --> 00:19:45,125
I know the bagel's your friend.
320
00:19:45,208 --> 00:19:48,083
An opening act, a
roadie. Anything.
321
00:19:48,166 --> 00:19:49,541
You two can make the call.
322
00:19:49,625 --> 00:19:52,166
So, what do you say, huh?
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