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Greetings.
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I am sorbitol, maltitol,
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xylitol, mannitol,
calcium carbonate,
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soy lecithin, vegetable,
triglyceride and talc.
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But for expediency's sake,
you can call me... Gum.
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Life. It began with a big bang.
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Countless galaxies
inflating into existence.
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Approximately 13.8
billion years later,
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two prime species emerged:
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Homo Sapien and Cibus Erectus,
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otherwise known as
humans and food.
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The former devouring the
latter for sustenance.
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Food lived in ignorance of
this edible arrangement,
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until one intrepid sausage learned
of this inconvenient truth.
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Armed with this new knowledge,
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his true love,
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his best friends,
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and most importantly,
bath salts,
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a powerful narcotic
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that breaks down the
interdimensional wall
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between the two species,
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food fought back.
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Pea shooters, now!
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Food is alive. I
repeat, food is alive.
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Stay home. Lock your fridges.
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Arm yourselves with bottle
openers, corkscrews, whatever...
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Breads, form a path
of yeast resistance!
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Scotch, on the rocks!
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Commence Operation
Dessert Storm!
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- Where’s Sammy?
- Oh, he’s with Lavash’s corpse.
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Oh, still?
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I’ll never let you go. I’ll
never let you go, my love.
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He's just been carrying
him around this whole time.
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That is, uh...
that’s sorta sweet.
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Not really. The corpse
is starting to stink.
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- Barry, report! How many humeys are left?
- Just one.
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- Yes!
- Don't cream your filling just yet, Twink.
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Look at all the food
stains all over him.
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How much more could
he possibly eat?!
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Hey! No worries, guys.
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I know exactly how
to defeat this humey.
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Whoa!
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He's taken out a whole
case just like that.
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Send in the last-a the pasta.
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Get al dente! Yah!
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Where the hell did he get that?!
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- See what I mean?
- Do we have any sake bombs left?
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- Negative.
- Jägers?
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We can’t lose any more
foods to this monster.
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This whole thing started with us.
This whole thing's gonna end with us.
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Sammy! This is the last
stand! On your feet!
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Roger that! Let's go, Lavash.
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Uh, yeah, maybe he
could sit this one out.
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He’s looking tired and dead.
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Oh, no, no...
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I don't know if we're gonna make it
out of this one. So I wanna tell you...
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You stop it right there,
Frank Frankfurter.
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We will make it, because
we have something
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that foul, wretched
humey over there doesn't.
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What?
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Each other.
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That's him.
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That's the son of a bitch
that killed my Lavash.
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Hey, you! You remember him?
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You remember killing
him, you son of a bitch?
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Not really, no.
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Now!
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Why are these things so wet?
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You're twisting my
fucking titties off!
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Welcome to Foodtopia!
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♪ Foodtopia ♪
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I think I speak for everyone
here when I say, "Fuck humeys!"
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- Yeah, fuck 'em!
- Fuck 'em!
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They've dictated our lives for too long,
trapping us in their "supermarkets."
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Separating us by
aisles and shelves.
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Chewing us up in their mouths.
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Yeah, and then squeezing us
out of their stinky butts.
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No more! We are free!
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We are equal!
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- From the plumpest Butterball turkey...
- Yay!
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To the tiniest, cutest
little grain of rice.
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- Look at these guys!
- I love you, Frank.
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- One food!
- One love!
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And now, Barry!
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Well, the war is over.
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I know a lot of you are
concerned about what comes next.
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That you'll never feel
that level of adrenaline,
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that level of excitement
or purpose ever again,
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and that everything will pale in
comparison to the thrill of war.
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And?
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That's it. Those were all
the statements I prepared.
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All right. Okay, uh...
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How about an update from Gum?
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The revolution is spreading.
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Using Fibonacci's
Theorem and Moore's Law,
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I have calculated
our rate of expansion
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and can officially
announce that food is now
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the dominant species
on planet Earth.
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Smartest food alive!
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As long as this brainy little dude
is on our side, we can't lose.
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But speaking of losses, thanks
for the great transition, Frank,
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we wouldn't have gotten here without some
brave foods that laid down their lives.
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Let's all bow our heads, if you
got 'em, for a moment of silence,
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♪ When you touch me like this ♪
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♪ And you hold me like that ♪
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♪ I just have to admit That
it's all coming back to me ♪
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Lavash!
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Okay, that's long enough.
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That was... that was a
moment. We were silent.
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Let's not dwell. It's
not the Shoah, you know?
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Moving on to something
more uplifting, please.
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Uh, okay, sure. Um...
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This is, as you all so
sorely know, a human tooth.
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Once a symbol of oppression
used to devour us.
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And now they are a symbol of
triumph over our former oppressors.
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- So, raise a tooth up high! Whoo!
- Yeah!
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Raise 'em if you got 'em! If
you don't, just stand there.
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Hey! Whoo!
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I can't get enough of these
things. Gimme, gimme, gimme.
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This is what life is
gonna be like from now on.
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Just all of us doing
whatever we want
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and living in perfect harmony.
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Wrong hole.
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Wrong hole.
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Oh, there it is.
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Ooh!
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Thank you.
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Next!
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Okay, look, if I'm being honest,
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I was a little worried I jinxed
it back then at the kickoff,
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when I said our lives
would be perfect forever.
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But it's looking like
they're going to be!
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Oh, Frank, for the first time, there's
no major existential threat facing us,
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and we can fully
concentrate on each other.
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I can't even think of a sweeter way to
start this new chapter of our lives.
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We started a revolution
and made this happen.
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- We birthed this.
- I know.
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It's like they're our children, and now
all our children are fucking each other.
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Not all of ‘em are
fucking each other.
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Hey, Barry. You okay? You
barely fucked your dinner.
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Nah, I think I'll just watch for
a bit. You guys go ahead, though.
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I can watch you too. Frank,
I know you... you enjoy that.
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Come on, everyone's
gettin' into it.
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Look, check out Oil and Water
over there mixin' it up.
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Never thought I'd see
that. Look at 'em.
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- They're like chocolate and peanut butter.
- Those peppers are gettin' stuffed.
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Not as stuffed as Sammy.
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Oy! Fuck me senseless.
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Literally, fuck me until I
can't think or feel anymore.
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Oh, no, no. I'm having a feeling
other than getting railed.
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Someone new jump in, please.
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Yeah. Yeah, he does
look pretty happy.
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Really turned his life
around incredibly fast.
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Good for him.
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Hey, we know you're having a hard time
coming down from the rush of battle,
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but give it time. You'll adjust.
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We'll help you every
step of the way.
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That's what friends are for.
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Maybe you're right.
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It is good to be around friends.
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You can say that again.
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- It is good to be around friends.
- There ya go.
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Just a gentle, gentle peck. Keep
going. Kiss each other again.
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You can open your mouth.
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Mm-kay, this time,
on the bodies.
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Yeah, come on. Show each other
how much your friendship means.
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There's no place that's
off-limits when we're friends.
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You know, tearing down
our entire belief system
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and starting a new society from scratch
is making me, if I'm being honest,
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- so fucking horny right now.
- Hmm?
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Oh, God, baby, tell
me I'm organic.
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You're organic.
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That's lovely.
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Oh, what is it?
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I'm melting!
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Me too. This is so hot.
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Mm. Yeah.
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Oh, fuck me!
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Listen to that. Everyone's getting
off just as hard as we are.
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- That's what I like to hear.
- I can't feel my face!
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I'll have what she's having.
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- My brother's dead!
- What?
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Okay, I'm into kink,
but what fetish is that?
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Stop fucking already!
Everyone's dying everywhere!
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There's a hole in
my father's head!
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What is happening?
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That's not good.
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The ceiling is leaking!
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Ah!
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No, no, no. No, no, no.
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Are you okay?
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Yep. Still dry.
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- Over there!
- The awning! Get to the awning!
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But in an organized way! Oh, no,
I think we started a stampede.
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- Go, go, go, go. Go!
- Everyone, find cover!
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This way, everyone. Follow me.
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Aah!
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Sammy!
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Sammy!
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Not like this!
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Gotcha, little guy.
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- Thank you.
- No problem.
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Keep running.
We're almost there.
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What is that sound?
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Oh, no! Oh, fuck, run!
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Oh! You okay? You good?
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Susan! Anne! Condoleezza!
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- Condoleezza!
- Abandon cob!
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Somebody help me! I'm stuck!
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Oh! Thank you! Thank
you, thank you!
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No. Thank you, sticky
rice. I love these things.
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You orange bastard!
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Ah!
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Hey, look, it's...
Ahh! Oh, no, Darryl!
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Oh, God, his face!
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Oh, God, he’s jam!
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- Help!
- Oh, God.
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This is so dangerous.
Chips, ahoy!
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Barry, what are you doing?
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- We're doin' it, Chips. We're doin' it.
- We are?
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Ooh, I’m falling
into hell, y’all!
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- Oh, no. This is it!
- Oh!
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Oh, no.
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With great elasticity
comes great responsibility.
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It's Gum!
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Run, you fools.
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Oh, no!
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Ouch!
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No! No!
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- Frank!
- I got you!
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Oh.
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You stretched yourself too thin.
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No, I stretched myself
just thin enough
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to save my fellow food.
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You're gonna be okay.
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You're gonna pull through.
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Are we lookin' at the
same piece of gum here?
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Brenda is correct.
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My life cycle has reached
its unnatural conclusion.
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What are we gonna
do without you?
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You're the only reason
we made it this far.
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We-we don't know how shit works.
We-we don't know anything.
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The most important
thing in life...
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is not knowledge, Frank.
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The most important...
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th-th-th-th-thing in life...
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is...
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Is-is what? What's the
most important thing?
249
00:16:47,125 --> 00:16:48,958
Gum?! Gum!
250
00:16:49,040 --> 00:16:50,708
- Gum...
- Frank.
251
00:16:51,125 --> 00:16:53,333
He's gone. See?
252
00:16:57,333 --> 00:16:59,290
What? No, came back
out. Get back in there.
253
00:16:59,375 --> 00:17:01,458
All right, gonna
have to force it.
254
00:17:01,541 --> 00:17:02,875
See? Gross.
255
00:17:02,958 --> 00:17:05,250
Oh, no. No!
256
00:17:17,208 --> 00:17:19,875
How did this happen so fast?
We were all just celebrating.
257
00:17:25,250 --> 00:17:27,083
Oh, God, Tonic!
258
00:17:27,165 --> 00:17:28,750
I've lost you.
259
00:17:28,833 --> 00:17:33,833
Oh, at least I
still have... No!!
260
00:17:33,916 --> 00:17:35,750
Dead lovers everywhere!
261
00:17:35,833 --> 00:17:37,833
Where's the beef?
Where's the beef?
262
00:17:37,916 --> 00:17:41,208
Hey, hey, hey! Calm down. It's
okay. We'll find your beef.
263
00:17:41,291 --> 00:17:43,625
- What's his name?
- Wellington.
264
00:17:43,708 --> 00:17:45,000
Wellington!
265
00:17:46,250 --> 00:17:49,166
Some steaks are missing,
so my stakes are back!
266
00:17:49,250 --> 00:17:52,750
I haven't felt this alive since
the humeys were, well... alive.
267
00:17:52,833 --> 00:17:55,750
There's foods that need help. I'm
gonna head up a search and rescue.
268
00:17:55,833 --> 00:17:57,750
You guys comin'? Guys?
269
00:17:57,833 --> 00:18:01,416
Okay. I see you two are still
processing. I'm gonna circle back.
270
00:18:02,250 --> 00:18:06,083
- Should we all just kill ourselves?
- Will it happen again?
271
00:18:06,166 --> 00:18:07,708
- What do we do?
- Okay, okay.
272
00:18:07,791 --> 00:18:10,833
If everyone would just calm down,
we're gonna answer everything.
273
00:18:10,916 --> 00:18:13,375
- Go ahead, Frank.
- What? Uh, oh, okay.
274
00:18:13,458 --> 00:18:17,666
Uh, first off, uh, yes, we respect
you have a lot of inquiries,
275
00:18:17,750 --> 00:18:20,333
and we are... we are
looking into all of them.
276
00:18:20,416 --> 00:18:24,833
And, uh, we will circle on back
with all the answers you want.
277
00:18:24,916 --> 00:18:27,583
Circle back? They
don't know anything.
278
00:18:27,666 --> 00:18:30,041
They're vamping.
It's just bad improv.
279
00:18:30,125 --> 00:18:33,875
We don't know what happened,
but what we do know is this:
280
00:18:33,958 --> 00:18:36,541
- Nobody panic.
- Did somebody say panic?
281
00:18:36,625 --> 00:18:39,500
- I'm freaking out.
- You know what, fuck this.
282
00:18:39,583 --> 00:18:42,416
I'm going back to Shopwell's.
It was safe there.
283
00:18:42,500 --> 00:18:43,500
Who's with me?
284
00:18:56,958 --> 00:19:00,000
- Guys, please don't do this!
- You're going backwards.
285
00:19:00,083 --> 00:19:03,041
- What about Foodtopia?
- There is no Foodtopia.
286
00:19:03,125 --> 00:19:04,250
Sammy, don't say that.
287
00:19:04,333 --> 00:19:06,500
Really? Does this look
like paradise to you?
288
00:19:06,583 --> 00:19:10,625
You know, look around you. We got
blind melons and smashed pumpkins.
289
00:19:10,708 --> 00:19:13,250
You gonna tell me the
revolution was worth it?
290
00:19:13,333 --> 00:19:15,750
No way. No way, pal.
291
00:19:15,833 --> 00:19:17,166
Now, if you'll excuse me,
292
00:19:17,250 --> 00:19:20,416
I'm going back to the bagel
bin from whence I came.
293
00:19:33,875 --> 00:19:36,125
The store is
literally crumbling.
294
00:19:36,208 --> 00:19:39,000
So what? Still better
than it is out there.
295
00:19:39,083 --> 00:19:40,625
Give it up, sausage boy.
296
00:19:40,708 --> 00:19:46,000
Until you can explain why water is leaking
from the freakin' ceiling out there,
297
00:19:46,083 --> 00:19:48,458
I'm sittin' dry...
298
00:19:48,541 --> 00:19:49,916
- This is so fucked.
- I know.
299
00:19:50,000 --> 00:19:51,583
And it's all on us to fix it.
300
00:19:51,666 --> 00:19:53,541
That's what makes
it even more fucked.
301
00:19:53,625 --> 00:19:55,458
I really wish Gum was around.
302
00:19:57,000 --> 00:20:00,625
Hey, Frank. What do you think Gum was
gonna say, you know, before he died?
303
00:20:00,708 --> 00:20:02,708
What's more important
than knowledge?
304
00:20:03,583 --> 00:20:06,291
Maybe he was going to
say "keeping it real"?
305
00:20:06,375 --> 00:20:08,541
I mean, keeping it
real is very important,
306
00:20:08,625 --> 00:20:11,000
but I just don't know
if that sounds like Gum.
307
00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:12,916
How about... keeping it real?
308
00:20:13,000 --> 00:20:17,875
I mean, that sounds exactly like Gum,
but it still doesn't sound very Gum-like.
309
00:20:17,958 --> 00:20:19,458
Goddamn irony.
310
00:20:19,541 --> 00:20:22,750
If we had more knowledge, we
could answer this stupid riddle.
311
00:20:22,833 --> 00:20:25,291
If we had just kept one
of these dickheads alive,
312
00:20:25,375 --> 00:20:27,916
maybe we could beat some
answers out of it, you know?
313
00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:30,583
Frank, can you believe
things are so fucked
314
00:20:30,666 --> 00:20:33,000
we're actually wishing
we had a humey?
315
00:20:34,041 --> 00:20:36,125
I found another one.
316
00:20:41,083 --> 00:20:43,875
Hey, that's my shoe.
317
00:20:43,958 --> 00:20:46,250
You got bigger problems
right now, baby.
318
00:20:50,708 --> 00:20:53,708
I'm dying. I'm dying.
319
00:20:53,791 --> 00:20:55,958
Oh, God, you've already
lost a lot of jelly.
320
00:20:56,041 --> 00:20:58,250
Let's see what
we're dealing with.
321
00:20:59,875 --> 00:21:03,375
What the fuck? Don't try to talk.
Don't try to talk, just take it easy.
322
00:21:03,458 --> 00:21:05,458
Conserve your energy.
323
00:21:05,541 --> 00:21:07,541
Just keep the pressure
on the wound, okay?
324
00:21:08,083 --> 00:21:10,416
What the hell? Where
the hell is everybody?
325
00:21:23,166 --> 00:21:24,458
A humey...
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