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NICOLE:
Cute, huh?
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This is my dad.
And this is my dad.
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How'd I get two dads?
They inherited me.
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Congratulations.
It's a girl.
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Here's the judge
who brought us together.
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She lives in our building.
My building. I own it.
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NICOLE:
we're one big happy family.
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One dad who's down to earth
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and one dad
with his head in the clouds.
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I-I think we're
father of the year.
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? You can count on me ?
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? No matter what you do ?
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? You can count on me ?
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? No matter where you go ?
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? I'm standing by your side ?
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? I'll be right behind ?
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? No one loves you
More than I do ?
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? Put your hand in mine ?
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? You can count on me ?
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? No matter what you do ?
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? You can count on me ?
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? No matter where you go ?
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? You can count on me ?
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[???]
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I knew this loft
was a seven iron.
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Hey, since when
do you play golf?
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I just bought these.
Why?
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Joey, we have
a little girl now.
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We have a responsibility
to live a long time.
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'Cause I want to be there
to see her get married.
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I want to be there
to see her have children.
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I want to be there to say,
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"Hey, will ya call your father
once in a while?"
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You play golf,
you get to be old.
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How do you figure that?
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Who's on the golf course?
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Ten thousand old guys with
funny hats and white belts.
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And they're always talking about
their grandchildren.
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That's where I want
to be someday.
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Let me see
if I got this straight.
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A rich guy walks into
your office. Potential client.
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He's short, bald, plays golf.
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And now you got a new hobby.
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He's not bald.
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[CORKSCREW SQUEAKS]
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Besides, golf is great exercise,
and I'm gonna outlive you.
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Yeah, well, you exercise
your way, I'll exercise mine.
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Why? Where you going?
I got a date.
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Ooh, I can smell.
Oh, yeah?
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What? Too much cologne?
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Not if you take separate cabs.
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I gotta tell you
about this woman.
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Oh, please do,
because you know,
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I'm gonna be watching
Porky's II
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on the Spanish channel
tonight,
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so hearing about the evening
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of heavy breathing
you've got planned
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would really cheer me up.
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She's a co-pilot for an airline.
She's flying out at 1 a.m.
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No time to waste,
you know what I mean?
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You got dinner
on this flight?
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Yeah. She's waiting
for me down at Klawicki's.
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She only comes through town
two, three times a year,
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so we've got a lot
to catch up on.
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Two or three times a year?
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Joe, are you sure you want
to tie yourself down like this?
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Good night, Nicole.
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NICOLE:
Good night, Joey!
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Hey, don't grow up
while I'm gone.
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NICOLE:
I won't.
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[IMITATES SPORTSCASTER]
of the '88 Masters
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live from Augusta, Georgia.
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Michael Taylor is shooting
for the coveted green jacket
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to go with his white belt
and funny hat.
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But he finds himself in
a spot of trouble
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here on the 18th,
stuck in a loft in SoHo
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1200 miles from the cup.
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His only hope, a very difficult
chip shot around the couch,
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out the window, and onto the
wing of a passing Boeing 747.
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The crowd falls silent.
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[PHONE RINGING]
I got it!
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It's for me! I got it!
Don't pick it up. My phone!
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Hello? Yes.
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Just one moment, please.
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Nothing's wrong.
Everything's fine.
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I'll just take this in my room.
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By myself.
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All alone.
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Taylor tells himself
it's none of his business.
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It's her life.
He shouldn't interfere.
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He has a tournament to win.
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Ooh, a nasty slice.
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And a bad lie, right
in front of his daughters' door.
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NICOLE [MUFFLED]:
to the phone right now.
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She's...just in the bathroom.
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Yeah. That should be fine. Bye.
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[NORMALLY]
Found it.
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You know, Nicole,
there's nobody in the bathroom.
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I was in there recently,
and nobody said hello.
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You heard me on the phone?
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Well, I happened to overhear.
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No, I didn't overhear.
I was listening.
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I'm your father
and that's allowed.
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Now, what's going on?
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Did you ever see
Romeo and Juliet?
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Not in our bathroom.
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Okay, I have this new friend,
Cindy. She's 13.
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Juliet was 13
and Romeo was 14,
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and the only person
who knew of their love
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was Friar Laurence,
and he tried to help them,
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in spite of that
Juliet's mother would have
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killed her had she
known she was out with Romeo.
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Hmm, hmm.
And tell me, Friar Laurence,
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Where does Juliet's mom
think her daughter is tonight?
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Doing homework with me.
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And is she?
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No.
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So you lied.
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To her, not to you.
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Yes, but you lied.
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But Cindy asked me to.
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But Cindy
is not my daughter.
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My job as your father is to
ignore Cindy and focus on you.
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Joey's job as your father
is to help me decide exactly
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how you're gonna
be punished.
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I'd handle it myself but then
I'd be the only one yelling.
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[???]
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Oh, I can't believe this.
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You dragged me away
from the perfect date.
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This better be good.
Now what?
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Go ahead.
Tell your father what.
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My friend Cindy is out
with her boyfriend,
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and her mother
doesn't like him.
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So I told her
Cindy was with me tonight.
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So?
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What do you mean, so?
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I mean so. So what?
So what's the big deal.
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So we can probably forget
the whole thing
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because it's two against one.
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No, it's not. Because one of
the two is gonna go to her room.
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Now. Let's go. Get up
to your room now. Let's go.
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Hey, come on. Don't get all
crazy on her over nothing.
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She's just covering
for a friend.
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I used to do this
all the time.
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I see. May I ask how
your father handled that?
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Yeah, he punished me.
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Why do you think
he did that?
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I think he liked it.
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Why else would I get punished
for being a good friend?
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Joey, she lied.
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No, she lied
to some girl's mother.
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She didn't lie to you.
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Why am I the only one
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who doesn't think
this deserves praise?
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Because you're the one
that wants to punish Nicole
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because some woman can't
control her own daughter.
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I don't want to punish her
but I think we may have to.
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What'll it be? You want
to ground her, spank her,
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or have her arrested?
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I think we should
at least talk to her.
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Okay, Ward.
But go easy on the Beav.
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Nicole.
Come down here, please.
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Oh, great. She looks like
she's about to be executed.
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[PHONE RINGS]
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There's the governor
with a pardon.
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Hello. Hi.
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Good, I'm glad.
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No. No problem.
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Great, yeah.
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See you then. Bye.
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That was Cindy.
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[SIGHS]
and everything's fine.
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This doesn't change a thing.
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[CHUCKLES]
Of course not.
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Look.
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You shouldn't cover
for people.
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Cindy could have
gotten in trouble.
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I know she didn't,
but she could have.
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And don't be popular
with Cindy
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if it means that
you have to lie to her mother.
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And one more thing.
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You don't think of me
as the mean, punishing one,
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and him as the easy,
nice one, do you?
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For now.
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Tomorrow, we're shopping
for a puppy.
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JOEY:
Flies an airplane ?
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? She flies me to the moon ?
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? My baby flies an airplane ?
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? To the moon ?
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Hey, how ya doing?
I'm beat.
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Hey, tough day converting
dollars to yen, huh?
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The market was down. I had
to file three bankruptcies.
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Then some guy wants to know
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how to live on $8000
for the rest of his life.
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I told him I could help,
but it would cost him 12 grand.
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Hey, you think
you had a tough day?
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I just spent six hours
painting that chair.
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I just saw a $500 suit
flash before my eyes.
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Where's Nicole?
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She went to the movies
with a friend.
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I don't want to start this
But.
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Last night,
Nicole did wrong,
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now we're letting her
go out with friends?
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How do we know
we made an impression?
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Hey, you talked to her.
She listened. Everything's okay.
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[PHONE RINGING]
I'll get it.
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Hello.
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Hi, Nicole.
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Hey, how ya doing?
Movie over already?
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What?
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Why not?
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You what?
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What? What did she what?
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How did this happen?
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How did what happen?
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All right. Where are you now?
Where is she?
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Give me the address
of where you are.
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[WHISPERS]
Give me something.
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Okay.
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Uh-huh.
Okay, I got it.
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Fiddle, fill...
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Joe, I can't read
your handwriting.
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Fort Lee. No, you stay put.
We're on our way right now.
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Fort Lee?
What is she doing in New Jersey?
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She didn't see a movie.
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Cindy's friend drove them
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to somebody's house
at a party in Fort Lee.
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Oh, man, no parents
and high school boys.
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Okay, all right,
don't panic.
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We used to be high school boys
too. Remember?
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Hey, hey,
let's just keep in mind
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what it was like when
a couple of parents
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showed up at
our high school parties.
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Okay. Everybody gets a little
nervous, so keep it cool.
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Is it okay to knock now
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or is that going to put them
over the edge?
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Because I'm only thinking
of them now.
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[CLACKS DOOR KNOCKER]
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Yeah?
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Joe, who's supposed to
be nervous again? Him or me?
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We came to pick up
our daughter.
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We're fathers.
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I don't think
he's impressed, Joe.
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I think
he ate his father.
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So you just stay
right there
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because you're doing
a terrific job.
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[SULTRY DANCE MUSIC PLAYING]
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Nicole?
Wrong.
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Anything I can do
for you gentlemen?
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Yes. Nicole Bradford.
Where is she?
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Who is she?
With all due respect.
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MAN:
Hey.
254
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:36,030
Please don't handle
my guests.
255
00:12:38,270 --> 00:12:41,080
She happens to be
our 12-year-old daughter.
256
00:12:41,280 --> 00:12:43,930
I can assure you, sir,
if she is 12 years old,
257
00:12:44,130 --> 00:12:46,040
she is not authorized
to be here.
258
00:12:46,240 --> 00:12:46,970
Nicole.
259
00:12:47,170 --> 00:12:49,220
Nicole?
Nicole Bradford?
260
00:12:49,420 --> 00:12:51,210
That's right.
261
00:12:53,000 --> 00:12:55,110
I drew her name out
of the hat.
262
00:12:55,310 --> 00:12:56,080
What?
263
00:12:56,280 --> 00:12:58,280
What's my daughter's name
doing in a hat?
264
00:12:58,480 --> 00:12:59,950
Well, that's a funny story.
265
00:13:00,150 --> 00:13:02,840
You see, we were playing
this charming little game,
266
00:13:03,040 --> 00:13:05,180
and apparently Nicole
misunderstood the rules.
267
00:13:05,380 --> 00:13:06,890
Keep talking.
Thank you.
268
00:13:07,090 --> 00:13:09,280
You see, the ladies
all put their name in a hat,
269
00:13:09,480 --> 00:13:12,020
from which the gentlemen
each draw a name.
270
00:13:12,220 --> 00:13:17,020
Then each couple retires to
the closet, where they spend--
271
00:13:17,220 --> 00:13:19,290
Seven minutes in heaven.
272
00:13:19,490 --> 00:13:20,920
Uh-huh.
273
00:13:21,120 --> 00:13:22,190
Who's she in there with?
274
00:13:22,390 --> 00:13:25,110
No one, sir. She's playing
the game all wrong.
275
00:13:25,310 --> 00:13:28,160
Nicole. We're here.
276
00:13:31,110 --> 00:13:32,970
She locked it.
277
00:13:33,170 --> 00:13:35,290
Nicole, we know you're in there.
Now, answer me.
278
00:13:37,120 --> 00:13:39,160
Joey, our little girl
is locked in a closet
279
00:13:39,360 --> 00:13:41,190
in New Jersey,
and she won't talk to us.
280
00:13:41,390 --> 00:13:44,200
I think we should consider
our next move very carefully.
281
00:13:44,400 --> 00:13:46,220
You come out of there
right now.
282
00:13:46,420 --> 00:13:47,250
NICOLE:
No.
283
00:13:47,450 --> 00:13:49,130
[APPLAUSE, CHEERING]
284
00:13:51,150 --> 00:13:53,080
NICOLE:
I'm afraid to come out.
285
00:13:53,280 --> 00:13:56,230
You're mad. You'll kill me.
286
00:13:56,430 --> 00:13:57,870
[SIGHS]
287
00:13:58,070 --> 00:14:00,280
Nicole, you can't live
in the closet forever.
288
00:14:00,480 --> 00:14:03,270
NICOLE:
and a phone.
289
00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:07,960
Listen, sweetheart, look.
290
00:14:08,160 --> 00:14:10,950
Look, we were mad,
but we're not mad anymore.
291
00:14:11,150 --> 00:14:14,130
Okay, now, you come out of there
and I won't yell at you.
292
00:14:14,330 --> 00:14:16,270
NICOLE: Promise?
Yes.
293
00:14:18,260 --> 00:14:19,940
NICOLE:
Cross your heart?
294
00:14:20,140 --> 00:14:22,240
Honey, he's crossing his heart
right now.
295
00:14:22,440 --> 00:14:25,010
If you come out,
you could see it.
296
00:14:37,290 --> 00:14:39,070
Who is this?
297
00:14:39,270 --> 00:14:40,960
You crossed your heart.
298
00:14:41,160 --> 00:14:42,290
He crossed his heart.
299
00:14:42,490 --> 00:14:44,850
I didn't cross nothin'.
300
00:14:45,050 --> 00:14:46,250
We're gettin' outta here.
Come on.
301
00:14:46,450 --> 00:14:49,120
Well, thank you, gentlemen.
You know your way out.
302
00:14:49,320 --> 00:14:51,290
Bye, Cindy.
Bye.
303
00:14:54,150 --> 00:14:55,930
You're Cindy?
Mm-hmm.
304
00:14:56,130 --> 00:14:59,130
Say good night, Cindy.
Good night.
305
00:14:59,330 --> 00:15:01,140
[WHIMPERS]
306
00:15:01,340 --> 00:15:03,140
[???]
307
00:15:12,290 --> 00:15:15,110
MICHAEL:
Sit in silence.
308
00:15:20,080 --> 00:15:22,250
You don't think Cindy's mother
is gonna want to know
309
00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:25,030
what her little daughter
did tonight, do you?
310
00:15:25,230 --> 00:15:26,030
I think she will.
311
00:15:26,230 --> 00:15:28,150
You're not gonna
tell her, are you?
312
00:15:28,350 --> 00:15:29,880
No, we're not.
313
00:15:30,080 --> 00:15:31,160
You're gonna tell her.
314
00:15:32,290 --> 00:15:33,920
Do I have to?
315
00:15:34,120 --> 00:15:37,010
I think so.
Don't you think so?
316
00:15:37,210 --> 00:15:38,080
I think so.
317
00:15:40,210 --> 00:15:43,000
I also think you should
wash your face.
318
00:15:43,200 --> 00:15:44,820
Bathroom's over there.
319
00:15:45,020 --> 00:15:47,230
If soap doesn't work,
we have a blow torch.
320
00:15:49,070 --> 00:15:51,160
No, no,
you sit down.
321
00:15:56,080 --> 00:15:59,030
Now, just for us...
322
00:15:59,270 --> 00:16:00,810
what happened tonight?
323
00:16:01,010 --> 00:16:03,170
I thought we were
going to the movies.
324
00:16:03,370 --> 00:16:04,940
Then Cindy's boyfriend
shows up,
325
00:16:05,140 --> 00:16:07,270
and the next thing I know,
we were at this party.
326
00:16:07,470 --> 00:16:09,160
There was nothing I could do.
327
00:16:09,360 --> 00:16:11,980
See, Joe,
what happened was,
328
00:16:12,180 --> 00:16:14,240
the two of them,
Cindy and her boyfriend,
329
00:16:14,440 --> 00:16:16,890
they tied Nicole
into the back seat of the car,
330
00:16:17,090 --> 00:16:19,850
and then they painted her face,
and then they put in these
331
00:16:20,050 --> 00:16:22,110
shredded grapey things
in her hair, right.
332
00:16:22,310 --> 00:16:24,890
And then they dragged her,
kicking and screaming,
333
00:16:25,090 --> 00:16:26,230
all the way to New Jersey.
334
00:16:26,430 --> 00:16:29,060
There was nothing
she could do.
335
00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:32,150
Nicole, we trusted you.
336
00:16:34,100 --> 00:16:37,130
All right. You're next in line
for the sink.
337
00:16:37,330 --> 00:16:38,150
Go ahead.
338
00:16:45,220 --> 00:16:47,920
When that closet door opened,
339
00:16:48,120 --> 00:16:52,200
and I saw a 19-year-old face
on my daughter's head,
340
00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:54,110
that's when I snapped.
341
00:16:54,310 --> 00:16:56,190
She's gonna be 19 someday.
342
00:16:56,390 --> 00:16:59,270
No, Joe. I don't think
we can allow that.
343
00:17:01,110 --> 00:17:03,240
What are we gonna do?
Keep her from growing up?
344
00:17:03,440 --> 00:17:06,260
If that's an option,
I think we should explore it.
345
00:17:06,460 --> 00:17:10,020
She's gonna be putting
makeup on for real soon enough.
346
00:17:10,220 --> 00:17:11,920
No. No, she's not.
347
00:17:12,120 --> 00:17:14,260
It all starts with makeup.
348
00:17:14,460 --> 00:17:15,800
What?
349
00:17:16,000 --> 00:17:18,970
Follow me, Joe.
Makeup, grow up.
350
00:17:19,170 --> 00:17:21,240
Grow up, grow out.
Grow out, make out.
351
00:17:21,440 --> 00:17:25,200
Make out, makeup.
We have to break the chain.
352
00:17:27,060 --> 00:17:29,040
[DOORBELL BUZZES]
I'll get it.
353
00:17:31,020 --> 00:17:32,100
Just a minute.
354
00:17:35,030 --> 00:17:37,960
Hi, I'm Sandy.
Cindy's mother?
355
00:17:38,160 --> 00:17:41,210
You must be the two fathers
I've heard so much about.
356
00:17:41,410 --> 00:17:42,060
Hi, Mom.
357
00:17:42,260 --> 00:17:45,010
Oh, hi. Come on, honey.
I'm double parked.
358
00:17:45,210 --> 00:17:48,100
Thanks so much for taking care
of my little girl.
359
00:17:48,300 --> 00:17:49,270
Cindy.
360
00:17:51,220 --> 00:17:54,000
Tell your mother
the situation.
361
00:17:54,200 --> 00:17:55,970
What's that?
Ahem.
362
00:17:56,170 --> 00:17:58,870
Look, Mom. I wasn't
at the movies tonight.
363
00:17:59,070 --> 00:18:00,210
I was at a party.
364
00:18:03,080 --> 00:18:05,250
In New Jersey.
365
00:18:07,090 --> 00:18:08,220
With boys.
366
00:18:10,170 --> 00:18:11,940
[SIGHS]
you told me.
367
00:18:12,140 --> 00:18:15,140
Come on, sweetie,
before they tow my car.
368
00:18:15,340 --> 00:18:18,080
Can we stop for ice cream?
Sure.
369
00:18:22,200 --> 00:18:23,260
Look, Dad.
370
00:18:26,070 --> 00:18:28,110
I wasn't really
at the movies tonight.
371
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:35,920
I was at a party
in New Jersey with boys.
372
00:18:36,120 --> 00:18:38,210
Now, how 'bout that
ice cream?
373
00:18:38,410 --> 00:18:41,040
No ice cream.
Not for you, and not for me.
374
00:18:41,240 --> 00:18:44,090
The only one who gets
ice cream here is Michael.
375
00:18:47,290 --> 00:18:48,890
Why?
376
00:18:49,090 --> 00:18:51,240
You're the only one who
hasn't done anything wrong.
377
00:18:51,440 --> 00:18:53,170
You wanted to punish her
last night,
378
00:18:53,370 --> 00:18:54,230
and I stopped you.
379
00:18:54,430 --> 00:18:56,060
She deserves to be punished
380
00:18:56,260 --> 00:19:00,050
just like I deserved to be
punished when I was a kid.
381
00:19:00,250 --> 00:19:02,180
My God. My father was right.
382
00:19:05,030 --> 00:19:06,150
You're gonna punish me?
383
00:19:08,100 --> 00:19:09,060
Yes.
384
00:19:09,260 --> 00:19:10,900
You fellows raised in a barn?
385
00:19:11,100 --> 00:19:12,290
You have to learn
to shut a door.
386
00:19:12,490 --> 00:19:14,890
Judge! Judge, judge.
Come in.
387
00:19:15,090 --> 00:19:17,070
Come in
and have a cup of coffee.
388
00:19:17,270 --> 00:19:19,110
WILBUR:
Hi, sweetie.
389
00:19:21,130 --> 00:19:22,960
What's going on?
390
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:26,100
We got a little private
family situation here, judge.
391
00:19:26,300 --> 00:19:27,250
It's no problem.
392
00:19:27,450 --> 00:19:29,840
I can respect that.
393
00:19:30,040 --> 00:19:31,970
What'd the kid do?
394
00:19:32,170 --> 00:19:36,030
I'm new in school,
I have no friends to talk to,
395
00:19:36,230 --> 00:19:40,100
I'm on an island
surrounded by nothingness.
396
00:19:40,300 --> 00:19:43,830
And finally a hand reached out
397
00:19:44,030 --> 00:19:46,260
and took me to a party
in New Jersey,
398
00:19:46,460 --> 00:19:48,270
and I forgot to tell my dads.
399
00:19:50,090 --> 00:19:52,060
And you're going
to punish her for this?
400
00:19:53,250 --> 00:19:54,260
Yes.
Yes.
401
00:19:56,130 --> 00:19:58,050
Good boys.
402
00:20:01,120 --> 00:20:02,100
Judge.
403
00:20:07,190 --> 00:20:09,100
See you when you get out.
404
00:20:14,000 --> 00:20:15,290
You gonna listen to her?
405
00:20:15,490 --> 00:20:17,990
No, you are gonna
listen to us.
406
00:20:18,190 --> 00:20:21,800
We don't want you to be
friends with Cindy anymore.
407
00:20:22,000 --> 00:20:23,190
Cindy's my friend.
408
00:20:23,390 --> 00:20:25,050
No, she's not.
She's trouble.
409
00:20:25,250 --> 00:20:27,210
She's a user,
and you don't need that.
410
00:20:27,410 --> 00:20:29,880
You'll make new friends.
411
00:20:30,080 --> 00:20:31,260
Starting in two weeks.
412
00:20:33,160 --> 00:20:35,270
You're grounded
for two weeks.
413
00:20:37,060 --> 00:20:39,180
Your life is
gonna be school.
414
00:20:39,380 --> 00:20:41,850
And your room.
415
00:20:42,050 --> 00:20:44,090
And your homework.
416
00:20:46,290 --> 00:20:49,250
Would it help
if I said I'm sorry?
417
00:20:56,050 --> 00:20:57,200
A lot.
418
00:20:59,010 --> 00:21:00,230
Would it knock a week off?
419
00:21:04,080 --> 00:21:05,060
No.
420
00:21:09,030 --> 00:21:10,250
I'm sorry anyway.
421
00:21:13,000 --> 00:21:14,230
[CLEARS THROAT]
Joe?
422
00:21:16,070 --> 00:21:17,810
Uh...
423
00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:21,090
We're finished with
the punishing part, right?
424
00:21:27,220 --> 00:21:28,200
Phew.
425
00:21:30,100 --> 00:21:32,240
She better be good
for the rest of her life.
426
00:21:35,120 --> 00:21:36,180
Because I'll tell you,
427
00:21:36,380 --> 00:21:38,290
I can't go through this
on a regular basis.
428
00:21:41,170 --> 00:21:44,010
You think she's not gonna
love us anymore?
429
00:21:44,210 --> 00:21:45,060
Joe...
430
00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:48,260
I'm not crazy
about us right now.
431
00:21:50,250 --> 00:21:52,130
Honeymoon's over.
432
00:21:52,330 --> 00:21:53,150
Yep.
433
00:21:54,290 --> 00:21:56,800
It's official.
434
00:21:57,000 --> 00:21:58,170
We're parents.
435
00:21:59,280 --> 00:22:02,140
And as parents, we did
the right thing, didn't we?
436
00:22:02,340 --> 00:22:03,260
Yes.
437
00:22:05,080 --> 00:22:07,020
Do you think
she understands that?
438
00:22:08,160 --> 00:22:09,270
No.
439
00:22:11,200 --> 00:22:13,930
When is she
gonna understand that?
440
00:22:14,130 --> 00:22:16,230
The first time she
has to punish her own kid.
441
00:22:19,070 --> 00:22:20,170
Let's get her one.
442
00:22:25,170 --> 00:22:27,180
Grounded for two weeks.
443
00:22:27,380 --> 00:22:30,150
I feel as punished
as she does.
444
00:22:30,350 --> 00:22:31,890
Yeah. So do I.
445
00:22:32,090 --> 00:22:34,110
When is this
going to stop?
446
00:22:34,310 --> 00:22:36,220
[SIGHS]
In two weeks.
447
00:22:40,090 --> 00:22:42,070
[???]
448
00:22:50,080 --> 00:22:51,270
Maybe sooner.
449
00:23:01,010 --> 00:23:03,010
[???]
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