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Boarding for flight 052 ends.

Repeat.

The embarkation for flight 052 to Genoa has ended.

Leaving number 4.

Hello.

Escort department

for high-level prestigious personalities?

A a da !

Where is this model famous for respecting confidentiality.

... who should be at the airport at exactly 11 o'clock?

What the ? What do you mean he was detained?

I paid it in advance, it's mine! I'm sorry, but who am I talking to?

Giannelli police major?

And now where will I find another escort?

At night, they will look better, but during the day they make me sick.

Opre te-te! Lata-o ... Am g sit-o!

I went to Cortina I went to Monte Carlo, ..

... I went to Portofino, what else do I have to do for you?

Come on, no! Prive te-ne n ochi.

Suntem fra ii t i: Costantino, Girello i Lombo.

At night, you are flesh of our flesh

Blood from our blood ... Where were you going?

- n Rimini. - In Rimini?

In that place of perdition!

At night, I somehow serve coffee.

Rimini, Rimini!

In alphabetical order, with: Laura Antonelli,

Elvire Audray,

Eleanor Brilliadori,

Jerry cala

Serena Grandi,

Maurizio Michelli,

Livia Romano

And Andrea Roncato in the movie:

"RIMINI, RIMINI"

with the participation of Paolo Bonacelli

Scenari�ti:

Mario Amendola, Bruno Corbucci i Sergio Corbucci

Comedian, artist, animator.

The host ... is free ...

Catania ... We're from Catania.

And n regul ... Aufvidersen.

Goodbye !

Executive producer Francesco Casa i

Theater, big and small, if you want, clowns.

Theater actor.

Director - Sergio Corbucci

Please.

Comedian, private parties ... Guten Tag.

Bun�.

Please, mul umesc i pe cur nd.

Don't you sell half a portion?

Uit -i acolo. Prive te, Liliana.

These great athletes who just pretend to play ball.

... but they're thinking of something completely different.

... I think the raw material is us.

Yes ? And what do they contribute? With the labor force?

We women are polygamous, in my opinion.

And our erotic potential is greater than that of men.

He talked about it until Moravia in Panorama.

As your Moravian would say, does that mean I should always be prepared?

"I'm leaving with my first comer right here on the beach."

Not ! With the first one I like.

Liliana, you have had an unbelieving husband for 12 years.

... And now you have to have fun too, no.

I know what you want.

Simona, it's not that easy ... It's easier in theory than in practice.

And as you well know, I've never done that before.

It's not difficult at all ... Aren't you here for that?

And if you can't do it for yourself,

do it especially for your idiot ex-wife!

Take revenge on him! Look who's coming ... Max.

If he quotes from Prevert, then he likes you.

Max !

I understand you're talking about all sorts of ugly things, admit it!

No, no, I just warned her about your poetic arousal.

As Prevert says: poetry has not killed any woman yet!

Yes, but how many left pregnant!

- Allow me to introduce Liliana. - Maximilian Ponchielli.

- nc ntat . - For friends - Max!

- Liliana Corsi. - Liliana, what a beautiful name!

Liliana, what is the melody, listen? Li-li-a-na!

It suits you very well ... But how come I haven't seen you before?

- I only arrived last night. - Yes, he is my guest ...

Liliana came here to Rimini to have some fun.

- "Simone, we have to take a bath." - Yes, let's go.

There is nothing better than swimming if you want to swim!

I'd love to be with you, but I just ate.

Liliana, can I call you and invite you for a walk?

O promenad ... Te deranjeaz

Agree ! Bye !

I'm sorry ... I'm sorry I ruined your castle.

At his age I was no longer building sand castles ...

- Isn't that right, Pio? - Yes mom.

Stop arguing with him, he's still a child!

Yes love !

- Do you want to go hang out with us? - No, I'm not in the mood.

RIMINI

V� rug�m: aten�ie.

Udine train i Trieste, ..

... which was to arrive at 9.25 pm, ..

... 15 minutes late.

Welcome, Mr. Praetor ... Has the holiday already begun?

Yes ... give me a Republic, please ... In Udine, I have already confiscated these publications!

They are obscene and outrageous!

Take them off the counter or I'll order their kiosk to close!

But if only these are for sale, what can I do!

�tiu...

But you still illegally sell obscene images to masturbators!

P streaz - i The Republic ... Taxi!

- Free ? - Yes.

How long do you want to take me to the Karim Hotel?

Is far ! 20 thousand without tax.

Without a tax collector.

I am a praetor and you want to make me an accomplice to a crime.

If you have a tax collector, use the tax collector!

Get my suitcase ... and hurry up, please.

Faster ! Where are you?

Let's go ... How many kilometers should it be?

Hello Hello ! Yes, it has arrived.

Hotel "Karim"

Here ... How much do I owe?

- 34 thousand. - What do you mean, 34,000?

That's what the tax collector looks like ... You didn't want her.

Mr. Praetor, punctually always.

- Francis ! - Bun ziua, Mrs. Lidia.

- How was the trip? - Francesco, get the suitcases.

Dezgust�toare !

Trains are always late, I even wrote a letter to the Evening Courier.

- Do I have the same room, the same benefits? - Yes !

Same service? The same beach? Same price?

As for the price ... the price is the same!

"Please, Praetor." - Thank you.

Sit at your usual table, please.

Hello everyone.

Our dear Mr. Praetor.

Dear Feruzzi, have you decided to commit suicide?

Why ?

Because of the salt! This is the new killer of the table!

And besides, you have an unbalanced diet. Look here.

This is white rice!

Exact... Adic� carbohidra�i.

With associated meat proteins you will eat them later ...

... you get an explosive mix.

My warning to you this is ... Happy Holidays.

- I hope I survive. - There is no hope.

How are you ? God.

I read about your last case.

You almost blew up that scandal, that theater ...

Theater?

A disgusting cabaret in which he was stripping a poor stripper.

I don't even remember her name, I think her name is Ramona.

I don't think you were a little too harsh

No, dear Marchetti, and you were a judge,

you have to understand this perfectly.

The number executed by that ... young lady, it was disgusting.

What exactly was he doing? Have you seen her?

No ... But I sent the Carabinieri there.

From their report, I found out.

... that poor gentleman ends his performance with ...

... Putting a bottle in his pocket ... Well ... I think you know very well where.

How come I didn't understand?

- ... cncerca io, doamn . "But, praetor!"

No, you misunderstood, I'm sorry.

Hello, you are a servant

Filipino, I understand ... Then listen to me.

You have to tell Engineer Pederchini, ..

... that Gianni Bozzi, Dr. Gianni Bozzi, arrived at the Grand Hotel in Rimini.

Very well !

With your wife ... This is very important, don't forget.

Well.

- How do I look? - You look like Nosferatu's mistress!

Come on, get this sarcophagus out of you!

You yourself have told me that I must not draw attention.

Yes, but in this form you will not be noticed

only if you are part of the Adams family.

Italians are leaders in the fashion world, and do you dress like that?

Let's choose something more colorful.

Domni oar ! Show a branded item.

I found her! This ... In my opinion, that's what I need.

It's not beautiful at all ... This is a kind of bag, a hood ...

- A sucker. - What kind of jargon is that?

This is a modern, youthful expression and you have to modernize.

Gentlemen, help us, because here, as far as I can see, we don't fit our tastes!

Va rug s -i i rendrepta ip rul ..

... it looks like he came on a moped.

This co mar.

Hello ?

Bun Uchcha, sunt so iorul t u ... Bun drag .

Listen, we're already here and I'll see you soon.

Don't you believe me?

This time, you see that I will solve it with the tiny Ferrari.

What the ? Have you already ordered Testarossa?

And if you didn't trust me, what would you do, buy Michele Alboreto?

Uchcha, I think ... Are you nervous right now?

No, I'm angry because you're always an irresponsible fool.

Stop, Uchcha! Go to hell, you and Alboreto.

Night, night, it's been an hour. Wake up

I want to die, to die ... I would always like to sleep like that.

"Now I've even brought you a musician!" - Listen to the song well.

What was that ?

Tell Girello, does your stomach hurt?

It was from the escalope.

When a woman, moreover, a sister, does not digest the escalope, ..

... it means something is missing.

Gustavo, Gustavo, ia-m la tine!

There is no point !

Gustavo ia l sat o dorin ne mplinit .

An irreplaceable vacuum.

Come on, stop playing this violin ... Can't you really see that he doesn't like it?

Le�i afar�.

- Do you want anything else? - Get out!

- Loin? Walker? - Spune, Costa i?

We as her brothers must fill this void.

Our night has to laugh again ... Whatever it costs us.

Gustavo, Gustavo, I want Gustavo, I want to die, to die.

Whose car is this? Indoor parking is prohibited.

Where is the owner?

It's a rabbit trap.

You have to be careful, there are many traps in the forest.

- Is this your car? - So why ?

Move it immediately ... Parking is prohibited.

I can't, I'm sunbathing naked in the sun.

�ncalci decent�.

Get down right now, in the name of the law, and help me out of here.

She ordered!

Hold on, pull this rope.

- You didn't hit, did you? - Do you still ask ...

I didn't feel anything ... Almost nothing.

- Do you want me to come down? - What the ?

No, it can't be ... Cat, cat.

My mother !

Get closer, so don't move.

Yes, yes, come back.

Ready.

Look, this is Conan ... The bodybuilder ...

The coolest body in the whole Adriatic.

He is desperately trying to learn how to surf,

but it is unlikely to succeed.

What a wonderful opportunity.

- "C come from here?" - S

- Why ? - Come on, jump once!

- Here ? - Yes.

What are you doing ? You will enter it directly!

Leave it to me.

Oh no...

What happened to you?

This is my girlfriend ! Help her, quickly, help me friend.

- Da. - "Mamma Mia, c�t de ud� e�ti !"

le�i afar� !

Foot, kick, poor you ...

- Does it hurt ? - Yes, yes, a little.

It's all my fault ... Sorry, Liliana!

So you're famous Liliana?

Remember, I just told you about her?

Yes ? Have you already talked about me? Very well.

Ready.

After that, he regains consciousness immediately!

Who? Who is ?

Come in, please ... Where am I? Where am I ?

�n K.G.B.

"Spies?" - Not !

The KGB is the Regional State Hospital.

You are at the local hospital!

- Not a hospital? - Yes ... you've been here for two hours ...

You came in shock. What happened to you?

- Who is ? - No, no, she's a nurse.

"Yours?" - No, monks.

"From Monza?" - No, from All Saints.

Go, sister, go.

Are you telling me, are you telling me? What happened to him?

- What is it ? - Nothing ... So what happened?

- Which ? - ie.

With me ? I'm ashamed.

"Come on, have courage!" - I was there.

- Where? - np dure.

- n dure ! - Gives...

Do you know what a forest is like?

But ... just when I was there, fluff!

A ray of sunshine surprised me, and I ...

- The sun in the forest? - I fell.

- Dar was a con of umbr , plague! - A con de umbr !

With de umbr !

This is typical of Romagna, isn't it?

These shadow cones are very dangerous.

"You're kidding!" - Not.

I read in your documents, and I know you are a priest.

... well, you have to tell me the truth!

So, tell me what happened to you!

- I ... can I sit down? - Of course.

Thanks ... Doctor, I'll tell you the truth.

I have, I have not had any insolation

I fainted because I had a vision.

An alien, isn't it! An encounter with an alien?

- How was it? - It was very beautiful!

"Have you seen him from afar?" - No no !

It was very close, right here, face to face, right in front of me.

- And what does it look like? - She looks like a cat!

"Siamese or Persian?" - No, it was!

- I'm sorry, wavy, a black cat. - A black cat with licked hair?

"Did he look human?" - "No! He had no eyes!"

Black, black, without eyes? I don't understand.

Sorry, I'm still very upset.

Sorry to be honest, this is the word "cat".

... but I should still tell you everything.

Can I appeal to your ethics?

Speak to me, as if you were talking to your priest!

So, this cat!

... she was not an independent being, but an accessory to a naked woman.

- Goal ? - Complete goal ...

And this cat! Creat ! P r!

Scuza�i-m�.

I saw her and then fainted suddenly.

Did you lose consciousness because of a naked woman?

Wow.

That's what you say, because ... you don't know what happened to me.

Doctor, I have to tell you.

... that I haven't been able to for exactly 25 years.

- Like some kind of constipation? - No, what a constipation ...

Sometimes I don't even have time to run.

And once, in the middle of a court hearing.

... it was a real disaster!

- But here's something else. - What else ?

- I don't have an orgasm. - Amazing! Never?

Never! Never! Not in general! In general never!

Not ! Sorry, only once, as a child, ..

... while I was reading the book llnima````` .

Lui Of Friends ?

The episode with a young teacher with a cat, no!

With a red pen!

She was there that teacher with a cat!

Scuza�i-m�.

And with this teacher ... I experienced a real orgasm ..

... with a teacher with a black cat, no! With red ..!

I'm absolutely calm now.

If you don't mind, doctor, I'd be able to leave.

Yes, but we didn't stop talking about the cat! Not ! Not like that!

- Good good ! - L sa im s plec!

Don't be upset! Write here.

- Name and surname. - Name and surname.

- And I'll let you go. - That's it!

It's mine ... My documents.

Name and surname ... Thank you very much.

- S n tate! - Well.

- When were you - Gildo Manelli.

But here you signed up: cat!

Scuza�i-m�.

- How cute he is here! - Really ?

- Please ! - Thank you!

- What a beautiful room! - My little kingdom ...

I'm not inviting anyone here ... But since we're colleagues.

We ? Colleagues?

Simona did not say that you and I have the same job.

Asadara, Simona said, am I interested in bodybuilding?

Yes, he said he always goes to the gym in Milan.

... You are a bodybuilding specialist.

- See what muscles? - Congratulations!

- What muscles do you like the most? - I don't know.

- Would you like to take a look? - No, maybe we'd better not rush.

- And deltoidul, ce p rere ai? - Deltoid, deltoid ...

Take a look, the muscles are beautiful when they are well swollen!

- Do not touch ! - Not ?

I'm tense ... Look into my eyes!

- What do you see ? - What should I see?

Say it! Maybe steroids?

- Yes. - Not !

You're not an addict!

Dezbrac -te !

- How, so fast? - I want to see what you have under your clothes.

But I ... I'm not even ... used to it!

- Undress and stop being myrrh. "But is there really any foreplay?"

Want more ?

ntoarce-te

You're too tense.

I'm going to warm you up!

You haven't been training in a while, have you?

Yes ... Four or five months.

You know, my husband was a short distance away at this time.

"Did they do it together?" - Of course!

I do it alone every time ... Because I feel better.

So you're a real selfish person.

Maybe you want to try a few positions? How many positions do you know?

- Three, four, the traditional ones ... - Only those?

My husband didn't have much imagination.

Do you know more?

"Eighty-five to ninety!" - Wow, really?

I'm not an amateur, I'm a professional too! Let's try.

- Take a position! - Here "- where exactly?

Open your legs.

Right here ? With this thing?

Yes, so you know absolutely nothing! And Simona said you were a real master!

Girlfriends always exaggerate.

I don't know how you do it, but I'm a little old-fashioned.

Couldn't we start in bed?

Didn't I? And what to do there?

But on this device here, what can be done?

Bodybuilding.

Bodybuilding?

What's so funny?

- I'm sorry, I misunderstood you. - What did you misunderstand?

You see, I've never been to the gym in my life.

... and I'm not interested in gymnastics!

�i mu�chii m� dezgust� !

- But what did you come here to do? - I came to make love.

With whom? With me ? Why didn't you say that from the beginning?

Do you want to shoot him? It's done, right now!

Excuse me, I'm probably an amateur.

But can you, as a true professional, explain to me what you are doing?

You really don't see, I put on protective gloves.

And these are for you ... And I want you to know, we don't kiss on the lips.

Do you make love dressed like this?

With all these deadly diseases, I'd wear an astronaut suit.

Don't you just want to put it on?

- Where are you going ? - "I'm leaving! Immediately!"

Too sim ir u?

No, on the contrary, I feel really good!

You are the one who felt really bad!

And if I look better in the eyes of the steroids and not only there!

You have them right here in your brain and they can be seen!

How did you see them?

- Carlo! - What the ?

Is a certain Mr. Bozzi coming with his wife? Did you invite them?

Yes, how do I tell you.

One of your usual combinations? Sorry dear.

I'm sick, I can't do this!

Stay with me ! Don't recognize us like that at first.

- The shoes! - What do they have, are they dirty?

- You have to take it out. - How so. What exactly did I buy them?

Don't you even know that yachting goes barefoot?

Without heels, my ass falls to the ground!

Let's hope not, if you fall break the bottom of the yacht ... Come on, come on.

- But why don't you take them off? - Don't you see that mine are moccasins?

You're finally here! Mrs. Bozzi?

- With great pleasure! - You can wear shoes!

Anyway, I rebuild the deck every half year!

- Thank you! - How are you ?

- This is my wife, Uchcha. - Is she really your wife?

Wife, wife! Lat the rings.

Carlo, introduce me to your friends

My sweet sister Rita Contesa de Francalancha.

- Very, very excited! - Mrs. Bozzi.

- Very pleased. - Good.

"And, your husband, how is the count?"

�l cuno�ti ?

Sure, I saw his picture if I'm not mistaken in Capital magazine.

- Possible. - No, no, on the Express!

Between one client and another, I always ...

- Aren't you feeling well? - She's a little dizzy.

- Do you want to take a seat? - How painful!

Look, sir ... He's just been caught!

- This drug addict! - Dezgust tor

It's good, isn't it?

How beautiful it is to feel among the last

struggles of a defenseless creature!

Amazing!

- Do you still feel bad? - Not...

My wife can't stand to see the animals die.

This is contrary to his principles.

- Is it Buddhist ?! - No, you bitch ...!

... he is a humanist!

I haven't shown my yacht to a humanist lady yet.

Permite�i

Of course, Uchcha, go with the gentleman ... watch the yacht!

Please.

"Dr. Bozzi?" - Contesa!

I want to introduce you to two of our dear friends: Mr. and Mrs. Donadoni.

�nc�ntat.

Dr. Gianni Bozzi ... Business partner with Carlo.

Gives.

- Do you want a drink, honey? Yes - Let's go.

Yes, with pleasure!

Doctor, do you have a deal with Mr. Pederchini?

Gives...

I understand, as soon as I saw your wife!

How so? What's wrong with my wife?

Does it write on her forehead? "import - export"?

Don't worry, Mr. Bozzi, there's nothing wrong.

... I went through this too.

Where did you go?

Everyone knows that Pederchini has a passion for the wives of others.

For others maybe, but not for mine!

Mr. Donadoni, what are you doing, questioning my decency and that of my wife ?!

A .. then the transaction can then be completed?

That's right, that's the gift.

Are you sure?

Yes ... But a real ritual must be followed.

- Intr-adev r? - Gives.

Spune i-mi.

At a certain time, at a favorable time ...

... the engineer will run out of his favorite drink.

Then he will ask you to go and buy it so you will leave him alone with your wife.

- Got it, deer grappa? - Deer grappa.

- That's it. - Yes.

I will buy the reindeer and the elac,

to me they are all the same!

- Ave i experien ? - Gives.

This is a room for confidential meetings.

- Shall we move on? - Thank you.

- Here, here. - Engineer, excuse me, what are you doing?

I just wanted to push you.

Because I'm afraid you won't fall, but if you don't want to ...

No, no, keep pushing, it doesn't bother me at all.

- You're very nice! - And you are very joking!

Haven't you told me your name yet?

My name is Marisa M rise Dalle Tre Fontane.

So are you a Marquis? Did your husband tell you about that business?

Gianni told me I had to be nice.

I know, I'm kind of weird.

Then, if all three of us agree ...

- All three now? - Me, you and your husband.

Carlo !

We booked at Truchido for nine o'clock, it's time to go!

Cunoa i Truchido?

Yes, that restaurant where you seem to eat all kinds of crap.

But then you go there, you only eat dirt.

More or less ... Do you want to go there?

Of course, Countess, I love the stinky-ecological kitchen.

So, folks, tonight we're going to have: ..

... stuffed broth, disgusting pasta, fried rotten fish, ..

... perverted fish, dolphin ass skin ...

This one...

- Like a pig with mussels? - Exactly!

- Yes ? - Then for me, another trudel.

- A little of everything! - Perfect !

The more pepper, especially on the head.

There is nothing better than pepper on the head.

And for me, a lot of pepper and especially on the headache!

As always, over.

Prin i Rn Rimini, or adev rat delicates !

From our sea, they are very tasty!

Try one yourself!

Thanks, but I don't want that!

No, try one too, they must be very fresh!

"I completely forgot, just aren't you a humanist?" No, but I prefer the assault!

Banzai!

- Arte mar�iale ? - "Am urm�rit de �apte ori Karate Kid."

Don't worry, for the sake of such a business,

I can even swallow a shark or an octopus.

It's not because of the fish ... He set foot on me.

Stay calm, Engineer Lice and wash your feet!

Mr. Pepperini, allow me to move from one piece of crap to another ...

... did you see my contract?

That $ 40 billion deal between Nepal and Bangladesh.

Yes, but with branches in Sri Lanka, Laos and Accra.

Of course, the premises are very good ...

... if we continue to understand each other and after, I think ...

Engineer Pederchini, then we will agree!

Who are you?

Pino Trikariko, theater actor, comedian, dreamer.

Intr� !

How is the audience? Hot?

- Say something. - You have to tell us!

We can't anymore, do you have to talk?

We have no strength left! You need to talk!

Do you want to lose your appetite?

Fuck ! Shut up, there!

- Lini�te ! - �nceta�i.

Okay, I'm talking!

It was that in the Dynasty ... When Sue Ellen ...

- Is Sue Ellen in Dallas? - Nu o ntrerupe!

Continue, love.

When Sue Helen finally realized her dream of love ...

... he decided to spend an unforgettable day on his father-in-law's boat.

- With Senator Farla. - No, not him.

Yes, shut up! He finally spoke!

What happened on this damn boat last night?

A merciless wave, lightning, thunder, and in an instant it was over.

And my Gustavo was swallowed by the creatures of the sea.

And I was stunned by the horror.

What did you do on this boat, can we know?

- Cariola. - Cariola ?

Damn it, you ruined everything. Damn it!

"You shouldn't have done that!" - "I said it's dangerous!"

Don't upset her anymore!

When two love each other ..

... they have a reason to do the cariola, and that's enough.

That's enough.

I apologize, you tell me when ...

C nd what?

- When should I enter the stage? - Yes, whenever you want.

Wonderful, thank you very much!

Very well ! God ...

Now ! Now ! Now ! Now ! Now.

Seeing that tonight I have a very warm, very hot audience, ..

... so I'll start with something refreshing right away.

It is necessary to freeze something, then melt the ice.

Word game ... freeze to melt the ice.

It's stupid.

Voi ti i ..

... why are dwarfs never welcome to nudity?

Because they are curious and have their noses everywhere!

Since they are dwarfs, their nose is right at the level ...

- When does the show start? - The show has already begun.

So, there's another story.

... a little fantastic about a worker in Turin.

I will tell them in the Turin dialect.

A worker from Turin who is late for work and says to the boss: ..

"A dog bit me on the leg, and I went to get the vaccine.

�eful �ntreab�:..

"Not a hospital?" And he answers: No, no, in the ass.

I don't see anything funny.

What's the point?

The point is that the boss was referring to something, and the worker to something else.

Here is the contrast.

I said the story is a little fantastic.

I have another wonderful story.

... sometimes when I remember her I laugh even at night.

Very funny.

A gentleman meets a friend in front of the cemetery and asks her: ..

"Ce �i s-a �nt�mplat ?"

The r spunde: Mi-am ngropat so ia.

But why do you have your whole face scratched? "

He says, "Because he didn't want to die!"

His wife didn't want to, he didn't want to be buried.

... because obviously he was still alive.

The comic moment arises from this: he did not want to.

No fun ... You have to make her laugh.

I accept any criticism.

... but you have to tell me what kind of jokes you want to hear.

I've tried enough ... Are we going back to the classics?

I have a very rich classical repertoire ... Do you want King Lear?

Shakespeare este �ntotdeauna Shakespeare.

I begin: "Blow to the winds, open to the heavens!"

- Where to blow? - In the sky.

- Why blow? - This is Shakespeare.

- Sing if you can! Ai io orchestr ! - With pleasure, I give in to violence.

It seems to me, the time has come for a nice musical intermezzo!

I want to die!

No, no, I don't know this song.

... but I will find it and introduce it in my repertoire.

Teachers, cuno ti Champagne?

- Dee Francha? - Exact.

- In what key? - F major.

Good.

We will drink champagne for our meeting, For you, ..

... even if you went to another, ..

... champagne reminds me of rain in the evening, again in the past.

How did you know, son of a bitch?

Champagne ... In what sense, sir?

Sing and don't stop.

... For you, even if it's already someone else's.

This is our song ... Mine and Gustavo's.

Where did you learn it from?

"I knew absolutely nothing." - Sing, stop being stupid.

Hai just la nt lnirea noastr ...

There are only two possibilities: either dancing or singing.

But allow me to express my full satisfaction with ..

... the fact that I see joy on your face again,

face that has become has become ...

Get closer, trickster.

We will drink champagne for our meeting

for you, even if you already belong to someone else.

- What's the name of this fool? - C rico, Exhaust ...

- Ai n eles, Scarico. - Let her have fun, make her laugh.

What cheekbones on your cheek!

- It's too hot ? - On the contrary, I don't have enough heat.

Neither do I, Miss Bovi.

Tell me: At night.

- What are you doing ? "I'm improvising!"

You know you dance well little bastard.

I know that dance lives in me. I don't dance, I create.

Come here, and I'll show you the pavilion.

- There's a pavilion here! Come on! - Here.

See, you Night, I have always agreed with all the adventures of love.

I was born in a country house ... Everyone knows what's going on there!

I knew, the tarantula bite, the donkey's bite.

... but I want to say: cariola is the best!

For us, cariola is like a drug!

But it must be emphasized.

... that constant touch of erogenous zones ...

... can lead to irreparable consequences.

Don't worry.

Say it better and you like this cariol

Crazy ! In my opinion, it is far beyond the Kama Sutra!

I have never felt such emotion since the day of the tragic incident!

I feel like the bride before the wedding!

Was it a scene from the movie? I have no idea.

I could have played the role of a priest, but I don't have enough files.

Say what you want to do, tell your Night!

Do you want to make cinema, television, theater, ..

... yes there is the Scala?

- You will sing at La Scala! - Enough! Enough, Night!

You can't take advantage of me like that!

Behind the actor's mother is a man hiding!

- Night, why are you fooling me? - I was honest.

Besides the fact that I have 92 butchers processing, ..

... I also have four theaters in Italy, five in France.

... Madison Garden, I don't know how to get rid of him.

Gr�dina Madison Square ?! Unde c�nt� Frank ?

- Do you want to live there? - At night, don't say that!

Is everything true?

When a woman makes Cariola with her husband, she can't lie to him.

I love you, Night! From the minute I met you!

- Tonight? - It doesn't matter! And how are you doing with television?

- Four! - TVs?

- No, channels! - I love you so much!

- Prove it! - Can you afford me, Night?

Cariola! In October we are in Sistine!

Not in January at the Manzoni Theater! Not April at Madison!

- When do we have a vacation? - No vacations!

Holidays in June, closer to Hollywood!

By the way, how are you doing with the cinemas?

We have 15 pieces ... All for Gustavo.

How much he liked the movie!

Forget about Gustavo, stop thinking about him, Gustavo is gone!

Nuuuu! Gustavo !

Curv ! What are you doing here ... Cariola?

A a ip strezi your memory lui Gustavo to you?!

I thought you were dead!

Get out of here, filthy! I mean, dead, I swam for 15 days!

- My compliments ... What did you see? - What do you want?

Who are you? Who? Say it or not?

- No, please, no! - Who do you know?

A ac neac -te! Bowie! Where are you?

Violence is Gustavo's life! And me? What will happen to me?

I'm going to sleep at the hotel ... On a yacht at night, I'm dizzy.

Because of the whiskey, his head is spinning ... milk has nothing to do with it.

Are you still drinking? You drank almost nothing.

- "We're here for this!" - I've always been an alcoholic!

"Good night, Countess." - It's the same.

- God, all the best! - Pa, darling!

How did it go?

Engineer! The moon is like the one in Brunei!

We'll talk about Brunei later.

In the meantime, I'm going to change to something more appropriate.

I think that was it.

Yes, darling, in a little while you will deceive me.

Listen, if you don't want me to, I can ...

How can I not want that? What do you mean I don't want to?

I want, I want! You must !

We are here...

Good.

Maybe when we're done, I'll just go on a trip with you and me.

What do you say, with five billion, I can relax?

- Yes ... - I'm taking you to see Capri!

No, not in Capri! Now everyone goes there!

Venice! Have you been to Venice before?

How many channels are there! More than Berlusconi has!

Ascult�, m� s�ru�i �nainte...

Of course.

Here are two young married people, in love, and that is wonderful!

I wanted to treat you to a glass of grappa, but grappa ...

- ... It's over ! - That's right, I guessed it!

Listen Bozzi, can you buy me a bottle of deer grappa too?

- Really deer? - The deer.

Okay, I'm going back, I mean, I'm going back ...

Don't hurry.

Honey, I'm leaving for a while

but you don't have to worry, I'll leave you in good hands.

Well, I'm gone.

Oh, engineer, I wanted to tell you that I left your contract bag here ...

... when I come back with grappa, you might sign it ...

- After. - Then, after.

I realized, too, after!

- Stay tuned, Marcos! - Dup .

Hell, how can you say that?

Finally, we were left alone ... We can get to know each other better ...

"Did something happen? Trembling?" "No, it's cold here!"

Really, it's cold, let's go in?

It will be warmer and more intimate! More intimate!

V rug ms -gives me grappa.

- No, a bottle. - Are you from Engineer Pederchini?

- How do you know ?! - Lat his yacht .. lubeste grappa!

- The prisoner? - Exactly.

He has great reservations: for him, for his friends

And for the wives of his friends.

- How much does it cost? - Eighteen thousand.

Keep the rest.

Health ... You'll see that everything will be fine.

That's right.

Marisa! Marisa! Where are you going ?

- She's a pig, a bastard! - But what happened?

He is a maniac, at first he eats live octopus, then raw fish ...

What are you talking about? And the Japanese eat raw fish, it's called sushi!

Yes, but the Japanese are not crazy after Juventus!

Because of Juventus?

He eats live octopuses and is crazy about Juventus!

Ok, Ok, calm down! I understand!

He is a Juventus fan! And what is the problem, what do you care?

What do you mean, what do I care?

He wanted to shout, "Come on, Juventus, down with Rome!"

Did you say that too? Did you say that?

- Shall I do that? - You said ?

I gave him two balls in the balls like now he's looking for them on foot!

He wanted to make me shout: Huo Roma !

How did you say, wait, calm down, did you slap engineer Pederchini?

Da, give !

Then I started shouting: "Forza Romaaa!", ..

... because for me Rome is not only the team of my heart ...

... it's my love, my passion!

It's Rome!

Are you saying that you threw away a five billion deal because of Rome?

I sacrificed it for the sake of my great sports passion!

Now I'll boil you over a low fire. I'll burn you alive!

Football hit you in the head!

But I'm going to give you a kick in the ass, ..

... if you don't bring me back the $ 5 million!

Damn it! Get back on the yacht!

Not ! Loyalty is not for sale!

- I'll give you ten million! - Not !

"Fifteen." - Not !

Okay, of course.

What the ? What do you want to do? - I'm committing suicide, no ...

- "What else can I do?" - No more jokes!

Kidding ? I am a businessman!

Rather, I'm a budding businessman ... It's just disgusting.

Given that we have not yet concluded any business, what can I do?

- Kill me! - Not ! Please come down!

Are you crazy?

Let's talk! Do not exagerate !

- Don't scare me, please! "Who's exaggerating?"

If I don't do it, others will take care of it, the banks ...

... chiria�ii, so�iile, Ferrari, to�i �mpreun�.

But I'm sorry that with this deal I could have fixed everything.

Very well.

I want to say that, I will die singing: Thank you, Rome ...

No, stop, don't jump! I beg you ! Please, come on!

Las�-m� �n pace.

Get dressed ... I can't look at you.

Okay, okay, then I'm going ... Where?

The Pederchini.

See this ... This is the ticket you gave me before you came here.

- What are you doing ? - I don't need him!

Because I'm Marise de Tre Fontane

of all whores, the biggest fan of Rome!

I'm disgusted to receive money to shout Forza Juventus!

I took an oath of allegiance!

Let's not exaggerate.

Do you know what I'm telling you? You're right, I'm really a big fool.

Bine, Forza Juventus, huoo ...

Now now !

You don't have to say anything, there is no need!

For many years I have been waiting for a woman in such a state of passion.

... which even for sports, would be capable of any sacrifice.

I already feel like I love you.

Marizuccia! Larta-m .

I'd love to get to know you better Wait!

- Don't turn me down so fast. - Actually, I came to tell you yes.

Tell me when the time is right

when we are far, far away, away from everyone.

My lust, you've heard of Ithaca

Here ... what?

Uchcha? Uchcha, dragostea mea! Te-am trezit?

Listen, I'm sorry about everything that happened ... wow, all right, okay?

Everything is fine ... This time the business is "closed".

Ascult , apropo de Ferrari, cump ra dou Testarossa!

Yes, one for the day and one for the evening.

Book an apartment on Wall Street

because I'm going to build a house soon and buy a store.

Oh, my God, my God! Marisa!

Pederchini! Pederchini! Marisa!

Gianni! Gianni! Carlo is going to lead me ...

What's the name of that place?

"At Ithaca, my love." "The Ithaca!"

- And my contract? - The contract ? Here it is! Get him out of here!

Oh God, you broke his head!

Don't worry about him ... Let's think better of ourselves, my love!

Ciao !

Nenoroci�ilor !

Yes, take a look, take a look!

What makes Gianni Bozzi sad and alone on the beach in Rimini?

Your brother left and took him with him

my wife with all my hopes.

They went to Ithaca.

No wonder my brother is completely insane.

That's why we prevented him from managing our family's assets.

Could you repeat, what did you say earlier?

Carlo has nothing left.

Publications, industry, banks, they are all in my name!

Then only you can sign contracts from now on?

Of course! It's all up to me.

Including trade with Sri Lanka and Brunei.

Contesa, dac dori i, you scream: "Tr iasc Juventus!"

Tr�iasc� b�tr�na doamn� !

No, excuse me! I mean! But what do you say there?

I'm not interested in team sports ... I prefer doubles!

Why don't we go talk in your Grand Hotel apartment?

To sign a contract, it is more convenient to go there!

And to Ithaca, too.

We have been waiting for an opportunity like this for a long time!

Fetuccini! Bring some jam.

Eat, eat, taste, you have to come back, ..

... you have to gain strength after everything that happened to you!

What happened to him?

Yugoslav smugglers mocked him.

- What did they do? - They tied him in a knot.

Such are the Yugoslav smugglers, it is a nice custom of theirs.

They always tortured people like that.

Why is this jester still here? Give the money and send it for a walk!

In fact, I haven't finished the negotiations yet ...

... with the Miss tied to Madison Square Garden.

What negotiations? Which Madison?

Screw you !

No, wait a minute, I want to put them to the test.

The ncercare?

- What attempt? - Gustavo, don't be upset.

You had a new experience in the Adriatic, and I ...

What experience? What kind of experience?

They almost killed me!

But it's still an experience, it's a stay! I need my experience too!

- What are you talking about? - Do you see this amoeba?

- Amoebu? - Amoeba, amoeba.

He brought a smile back to my lips when I had lost all hope!

Now I have to understand ... Is it him or is it you, is it him not him, who is my man?

- It's me, Night, I'm your man! - I don't know, my dear ... Let's go.

Sorry, Mr. Gustavo, yours now anyway

you are on the other side, I mean from yugoslavia!

I'm going to kill you! Night, night!

Stay a a! ti!

Op te-te! La-o u or!

Stop screaming ! Otherwise, he will blame everything!

Listen to us.

- I've already solved it! - Arnaldo!

Andrea !

Why didn't you tell me I mistaken you for a parish beggar!

I thought!

How long have you been in Rimini? You bastard!

- I came here too, in passing. - What is the mission of the southern forests?

- Are the animals okay? "Now I have abandoned them."

�ntr-adev�r ?

The vicar sent me on a new mission to Finland, to Lapland!

So I came here to find my brother.

... and my beautiful city Rimini, this air, clean!

Don't imitate him, don't pay attention to him.

What a beautiful black suit! Is it somehow, Armenian?

"Will you sell them to me?" - It's my monk.

Go, go, get dressed! Come on!

- This Protestant? - And Fl m nd .

Come on, come on, let's have breakfast!

Of course, she is also one of God's lambs.

I must say that these sheep of God are beautiful!

But, Louise, how is your wife?

- "My wife? She's gone!" "Are you resting?"

No, he left with Eros ... do you remember him?

- "With Eros? With that painter?" - Yes Yes.

But he was not married and had four more children.

Eros' wife has gotten involved with Hadrian and is already pregnant.

- Adriano, the pediatrician? - Yes, yes, Lno's brother.

L�no, L�no.

He ran to Bellaria with Lauretta, and you remember Lauretta

Lauretta ?

Yes, I remember, Kara's distant cousin, who was with Oddo!

From, Oddo.

- Where did you come from ? - From Australia!

- Don't you know the last joke? "But I know two about the carabinieri!"

But do you remember Oddo? What a woman she was!

It was a great misfortune but I forgave him all his sins ...

He completely lost his mind ... He lives with a choreographer.

- Oddo? - From.

Was he a great mahir and came to ... and live with a ... choreographer?

- "Don't forgive his sins anymore!" - You're doing it well.

Because with these sheep ...

- Answer the phone. - Good.

I know who he is! The same thing every morning.

Peace be with you!

Go to hell, go to hell, go to hell!

Shut up, shut up! This is Lorella, my wife.

Every morning they call me threatening ...

He wants me to pay him child support! T r tur !

I get it.

But, at work, at least at work, how's it going?

At work everything is fine ... I am the head of the department!

Good good !

Do you remember the director's older sister?

- I made progress, I shot her. - Well, stop, shut up, shut up!

- Goodbye, my love! - Beautiful!

Ciao !

And I who thought you were a real priest! A real hypocrite!

Who knows how much he would have given her!

Who knows how many aborigines you shot in the woods as a missionary priest?

But have you ever seen an aboriginal in reality?

Not !

Because if you see it, your mood will pass immediately as well as for me!

Hello, Mr. Pretor! Did I hear they took you to the hospital?

What happened to you?

- What happened to you? - Nothing ! A routine check.

I mean, I went to see how the visits to the local hospital are done.

That's all !

- What are you doing ? Are you stepping on my head? - It's all your fault!

Hang a sign on a tablet, board!

- I'm taking sand baths too! - They are forbidden in public places!

He even invented new articles of law!

What happened to him? He's crazy !

- "It's kind of weird!" - It doesn't look like him anymore!

One two.

Hello how are you ?

- Who are you? - You don't recognize me anymore?

I'm the girl from the forest!

The one who called an ambulance this morning when you felt bad!

It would have been better not to call her, but thank you anyway.

Now please leave because this is a private lesson.

... and I want to swim in complete silence.

- Why are you so bad? - And you, why are you so shameless?

You are not ashamed to show up in such a bikini.

You can see everything through him, he is very indecent!

But it's firm!

Better not to wear a company bikini but to be one piece!

In one piece, will I be left with only one? Which one should I take off, then?

Don't be so kidding with me!

What an ugly character you have! How does she support you, your wife?

When I get married, I'll tell you!

Now I'm leaving, let me swim alone, I'm training.

One, two, one, two ...

- Who is ? "Mr. Praetor!"

Bring me back my briefs please! Damn.

Give me the briefs, please.

Give me my swimming briefs! I will denounce you.

Well!

Mr. Lifeguard! Sorry.

- Hello, Mr. Praetor! - Hello!

Bun�.

This situa ie.

Raphael! Catch them in the photo as soon as they come out of the water!

You just don't dare scandalize an empty man, do you?

In fact, I like women!

If it starts to get dark, the photos will not come out properly!

It will be out soon! It's starting to cool down!

We will see !

Only this could happen to me!

Gustavo, stop! Don't break your heart!

- Yes Yes. - It's your turn!

"He scolded us at night, a conflict broke out." - Conflict, what conflict?

He put horns on me, that's the conflict!

You have to accept the sample!

On the eve of the second millennium, things like this happen again!

- Even Alberoni is talking about it. - Yes, even Alberoni says it!

Who the hell is this Alberoni?

A stranger seems to be a psychiatrist.

Yes, it's nothing!

- Gustavo? - "Night! I'm listening to you."

Night?

Do you want me to call him?

No ... I have to do it!

Gustavo...

Gives ?

I really want to make real love so much.

How so? I made love for 6 hours, non-stop?

Come to me, my dear!

Thank God! In the end we all agreed!

We even set a new record!

At the risk of my life, I could even improve it!

Scarico just, nothing happens!

You will understand later.

The night and Gustavo will make love for three uninterrupted days!

Amazing! It's hard to imagine!

Brothers Bowie, I'm sorry, but I have to point out.

... that your sister's behavior was insulting to me.

However, the show must continue.

So what if someone wants to give me a reward?

M nzo! Have you prepared a reward?

Gives !

Wide, two kilograms and 800 grams of meat!

Gives ?

Usually I am paid in foreign currency or foreign currency.

My fee is much higher.

In any case, the most important thing is

that I brought a smile to a beautiful Italian family!

Do you have any bones for this meat?

Morelli! It's time for dinner!

Aren't you coming too?

Thanks, I'm not hungry!

I'd rather go for a swim ... It helps me with arthritis.

- "I told you this went crazy!" - I think he's got a head problem.

Did you hear him too?

How to swim at this time if you still have arthritis?

Morelli, ie i! Te vei mboln vi!

Get out of the water!

Help !

�ngrozitor

It looks like a beginning of the "freezing" stage.

He stayed in the water for 17 hours.

He went alone into the net of a fishing boat.

17 o'clock! Mr. Praetor, Mr. Praetor!

Wake up, wake up! You are saved!

- Who is ? - It's me, your Piedimonte ...

How are you feeling?

I feel, I feel pretty good ...

Here, here, here in the chair.

What happened to him? Why did you stay in the water so long?

Because I wanted to take sand baths.

�n ap� ?

Sludge, sludge and sand, with wet sand.

Sandbags help me a lot ... I want to go home.

- Put on your clothes. - I'll take them.

No No, the sister will bring them.

- My sister ? - M icu !

M icu from Monza?

I prescribe a sedative, in fact a tonic!

And then you go home and rest ... Do you want a taxi?

I'll accompany him!

I am the involuntary cause of Mr. Pretor's misfortunes!

I came by car, he's out here ... I'll be happy to accompany him!

This is the lady I told you about ... The one with the cat.

- Lol Tailors. - Doctor Piedimonti ... nc ntat.

- Do you take two tablets before ... - ... at the table?

- No, before ... - Before you go to the bathroom?

- Before, before ... - ... Sleep?

Yes, you see! This is a real torpedo!

Are you still mad at me, Gildo?

First of all, isn't my name Gildo ... and after everything you've done to me?

- We never ate together. - Do I have to take it as an invitation?

- I really don't have the slightest intention ... - I gladly accept!

- What are you doing ? - Suck it, as I sucked it.

Cum ?

What does it taste like ?

Like lemon.

It is the taste of love.

Now close your eyes and open your mouth.

What do you want to do to me?

- Eat these fruits ... - What?

- The sea. - What the ?

Look at me, think you are eating me!

Such as ?

They look a little rough.

- Want more ? - Not !

I would like to go straight to the point.

Listen, Gildo, my fork fell under the table ... I'm looking for her, please.

Where? Now.

- Down here ? - Yes.

Gildo! Gildo, can you do it?

Nothing, I found the fork.

I hope you didn't take the opportunity to look at my feet?

Who I ? Not.

You know I don't wear panties.

It seemed to me that she was wearing black lace panties.

- "Gildo, do you see the people there?" - Where?

- The fatter one? Here he is. - Yes.

Once he stopped me on the street, he touched my ass and said, "What a beautiful ass!"

What was that? This is a typical compliment here in Romagna ...

- I think there are very nice people here? - No, they're like animals.

- And you have to teach him a lesson. - Me?

Only you are a guardian of the law, aren't you?

Yes but...

Then if you don't, I'll do it! Anyway, you know you disappointed me!

I thought you were in love with me too!

But I'm indra .., I love you .., Lol , wait, wait a minute.

Listen, do you see that dwarf-faced dwarf?

Gives.

He said you were three bastards, and if he goes out, he'll break everyone's face!

Lol� !

- What do you want? - "What did you say you did to us?"

Euu?

I didn't say anything, I just said a compliment.

- What a compliment! - How do you speak?

No more nonsense!

This is a slander. I'll sue you, maybe.

Who ?

- Come back. - I do not want...

Now it's my turn!

Don't wait a minute, I think it's this gentleman's turn.

What did you want to do to us?

- ti s no i mbr cat? - Not realy.

Then it's time to learn.

Help, help.

It is not a soul like Jesus that I like more.

Rimini, my city of Rimini, how beautiful you are ...

Help ! Help, help!

- Immediately! - Help !

- I'll come right away, wait! - Faster faster!

- "Zbor! Lat -m !" - Help !

I'm here, right here.

- Help help. - Yes.

- I can not do this anymore. - Come on!

Save me, please Help ...

Help.

What did you do?

I swam, the jellyfish attacked me, look!

I'm sorry, but ...

- Look, here, here, here! - I can not.

- Look here, here! - I can't ... I see!

Look ! It's all burning now! It's like I'm Antonio's fire!

This is temptation, the temptation of St. Anthony!

Burn and change color! I read in the encyclical ...

Not an encyclopedia ...

Jellyfish have such a poison that the skin turns blue!

No, this is a reflection of the sea water!

Cover yourself, cover yourself Cover yourself!

Not ! I feel much worse!

Then...

You touched me!

- "What can I do, I'm just not a doctor!" - Suck my poison from the burned places!

I do not ? Not.

- Do you know French? - No, I know perfect Latin.

Suck my poison otherwise it will swell even more!

Not.

I'm not a doctor I can't do anything!

I urgently need help! Please !

- What can I do? - I read in the encyclopedia!

You have to get close to the victim and I am a victim, I was burned by jellyfish!

I beg you, do me a favor!

We need to call a doctor, a good doctor!

- Watch out! - Doctors, doctors!

Let's go to the doctor! Let's go to the doctor!

Let's go to the doctor! Let's go to the doctor!

Stop being stupid!

Don't get me wrong, I almost killed five aircrafts.

I do not suck!

It burns me here, here, here! My chest is burning!

I can not ! It just hurts to look at you!

I understand, I have a lot of tears!

Enough! It's impossible !

- Please ! - Stop it!

I beg you, for God's sake!

- What you said ? - For God's sake !

Okay, just because you mentioned the Almighty, ..

... just for the sake of respect.

Here "- where exactly? Okay.

No, it doesn't hurt here!

- Passed ? - No, suck!

Do I have to suck all the time now?

Look, it's already better, better ... Go on!

It has passed and now it does not pass to me!

Look, please, here! I'm burning with fire here!

And here, just easy, a little.

- With pleasure. - Yes.

Mul umesc! This u urare!

What a relief! Much better, you are very kind!

And now, if you want, I can suck you too!

That's what my kangaroo did to me every time and it was wonderful!

- You know I didn't even hope. - What ?

That you go out with me.

What you agree, you agree that you will

agree to go for a walk with me.

- Neither do I. - This ?

- Me neither ! - Oh yes !

Where are you taking me?

Did you see Milan0? I hope the two of us fall in love?

Is awesome ?

Explain to me why I came here.

To put Italy at your feet: Milan, the Gallery, the Dome!

Because you're like a fragile Gothic bell tower,

which beats and which the pigeons have decided to sit on!

For your information, they put nets in Milan

so that the pigeons do not soil the streets.

Did they put nets?

Then where do I do it, in skyscrapers?

- Where they want! - Did you choose Torino to run away from me?

A charming town, famous for raising sheep!

- Or Turin? - From, oi, mine.

- Do I have to laugh too? - That's not funny !

Liliana, where are you going? Beware of traffic!

Max, let's go! I'm tired!

You know I'm leaving!

How, to leave?

Right now when we get to the Eternal City ...

... you want to dirty everything!

- "I don't like these jokes at all." - What a joke, I'm absolutely serious ...

Come to me.

- What are you doing ? - I'm doing the right thing, don't worry!

- Let's go! - Come on, come here!

Let me go! Stop it!

- He's looking at us. - Who's watching?

Fuck !

Garda elve�ian� ?

Lilliana !

Let's go, let's go!

- Liliana! - Hello !

Well, today is the day we had a beautiful day.

First of all: he soiled my ashtray in the car; Secondly: he refused me!

Well, that's what we're used to.

Thirdly, he forced me to pay for the tickets.

Lilliana! Go to hell!

Listen, what's with this red heart?

- Is it a sports association? - Sports association?

Somewhat,..

... you have permission to play sports, to go

walk, run, and even play baseball.

Now what are we doing ?

Jump in the water and swim towards the beach!

We could only do this because I don't know how to swim ...

- I'll try to do it. "But you drove the boat so well!"

But that doesn't mean I know how to swim.

I took it and went.

Listen, I wanted to tell you something.

Despite the fact that we don't even know who

we are "we will never see each other again."

It was spectacular!

Yes, but now, as a human being, for the sake of what happened ...

... I can solve it.

Why ? Did something happen?

- Nothing ! - Nothing ?

No, it was a dream.

I have to go ... Someone is waiting for me.

I have to go ... It's time to say goodbye!

Good !

Goodbye, my savior!

Goodbye !

- Goodbye ! - Goodbye !

If there's anyone up there who can hear me!

Help me start this engine!

So you didn't get mad at me? Aren't you upset?

Yes, this is Karim Hotel ... I'm bringing it to you now.

Mr. Praetor, on the phone!

La phone! Hello?

Yes I am.

Hello, Prefect.

I've been waiting for your call for two days ... I'm a little excited.

I was very worried ... I even looked for you in the pit, on the hammock!

He is a very sporty Prefect, like my father.

I wanted to put you to the test.

Disappear for a while to be sure of your love!

To make sure you love me!

- Do you love me, tell me? - Yes.

- Stronger ! - Yes, I respect you very much!

Your voice is crazy.

Tell me you want to kiss me on the mouth!

- I want to kiss you on the mouth! - Stronger ! I want to hear it louder!

I want to ... This is Mr. Prefect.

I want to kiss you on the lips, kiss on the lips!

Come today at three ... I'm waiting for you on Wisteria Street, no. 31.

We will be alone and happy: I, you and love, so much love!

- Gives ? - Gildo.

Are you I'm waiting for you ... Get up, fast.

Yes ... What floor?

"Twenty-seven." "I'll be there in a moment!"

What a nightmare, my God ...

The creator of the elevator is a true genius.

So ... it should ... it should be the twenty-seventh ...

This hellish adventure.

I can not do this anymore.

- Lol , I'm burning with desire! - Stop, what are you doing?

My love

- Come on now ... let's do it right here! - What to do?

What do we do?

The pills are actually starting to work, they are not already working!

Lol , .. I love you!

But I'm not sure about your love! Where is the proof?

How, where is the evidence?

As soon as you called me, I got here right away

And I went up to the floor one hundred without a lift!

Lol , I beg you, I want to live with you, I want to marry you.

You want to quit my job! Do you want to go to Honolulu?

Let's go to Honolulu! In Paris, so in Paris!

Milan, decide Milan!

Are you ready to fulfill all my wishes?

Everything you want.

Take off your shoes first.

"Look at the two or two." "What a beast!"

You know how excited I am to think that a male body is hiding under this skirt!

- Aren't you excited? - I'm not very ...

Because on the road I almost lost my shoe ...

I didn't hear a kind word ... not a single one!

Try to be more feminine, change your voice!

Lol , can I ask you something?

Can't I understand why you forced me to dress like this?

- Did you see the movie 9 and a half weeks ago? - Not.

She dresses in men's clothes to please him.

You don't want to please me?

- Liliana! - What the ?

- I said my name was Liliana. - Good !

- do you? - This ?

- What's your name? - What does it matter?

- Just so I know! - Leremia, but you can call me Jerry!

- Where are you taking Jerry? - Let's make a dent!

I broke up a while ago.

I have been helping my husband for twelve years.

He had a small business, but he didn't understand anything about the business ...

- That's how I helped him. - Enough! Let's not talk about that.

Let's talk about ourselves and everything that will follow.

Look who's here! You two barely knew each other!

Be good.

- What happened? - Let's go.

What are you doing ?

- "I want you! Here and now!" - No no !

Do you want it too? Tell me, do you want it too?

Yes, but not here, please take me to your house.

Not.

- Or me! - No, no, I want it here!

- Come to you ! - No, here, here!

On the beach, on the beach!

No, here, I want to do it here in front of everyone!

- Undress! - I feel weird!

Look, I'm not afraid! I'm not afraid!

What are you doing ?

- Only you ! - Not !

- I swear! - Help !

Don't worry, do it every night!

- How? Jerry, calm down! - I'm calm.

- Calm down! "I'm completely calm."

- Jerry ! - A�adar, domni�oar� ?

Can I take it now or will you bring it home to me later?

- "Who is it, your son?" - No, darling, my husband!

I'm sorry, I didn't know.

Don't worry I'm used to doing this to make me jealous!

He wants me to be jealous, poor thing!

So beautiful, and so attractive!

But it's no good!

You haven't lost anything, darling! It never reaches the object!

She is not able!

Kisses, caresses, most at the bottom, I don't know if you understand me?

Do you know my name? Lubita mea

Are you upset? You wanted to sleep with him, didn't you, darling?

- But what went through your mind? "Go to the beach!"

There you will find someone who will fix everything for you, go dear!

Come on, wake up! Get up!

Come on!

- Are you dancing? - Yes, I'm dancing!

But not the two of us! I need to find a man.

A man? Honey, maybe you don't understand yet.

Even if I'm in a woman's dress, ..

... I feel a strong physical attraction for you that I can't control!

I'm in love with you to the core ... I love you so much!

I love you too!

But you must fulfill my last wish.

... then I'll be yours!

Go ! Come on

With whom?

- Go with that one! - With that, with this beard?

- Are you giving me a dance? - Thank you, I'd rather not.

Why ?

Ascult , hope you're comfortable...

... I dance with whoever I want - whenever I want.

How? Thanks ... Very human.

Almost immediately it turned out that the one with the beard is a great fisherman.

... but don't dance.

- Find another one. - Where?

Go to the one with the hat? Dance a tango with him.

- Tango? - is rut -l.

- How? - On the lips !

- What the ? - You got it very well.

Yes, but you know, Lol, I'm making you a confidante. I haven't kissed anyone on the lips yet.

It's time to start.

But I'd rather start with you, my dear!

Just like I told you! If not, you will make me angry and you will never see me again!

No, no, I kissed him on the lips, the one with the hat.

Good evening ... Sir, are you giving me this dance?

Do me a favor ... and I'll explain later.

Have you all seen it? It was his initiative!

S-au s rutat !

Here he is, Judge Morelli, who has closed my "Blue Angel" cabaret.

... a fiery defender of morality!

Now, I finally managed to expose you!

And for you it's all over! Pig !

Do you want me to give you this daisy?

Now you take these and I take these.

Let's make a boat.

Pio Pio! Still not sleeping at this hour?

What are you looking at? I hate monsters!

Tonight I saw enough monsters! Good night!

And if my mother comes, tell her ... that nothing happened.

- Who is it? - Liliana?

- Can I sleep here with you? - But I, now I'm ...

I'm scared of TV monsters!

The monsters? I told you!

My mother lets me sleep with her every time I'm scared!

- Then go to your mother! "She's not sleeping at home tonight."

- You don't have children? - Me? No, unfortunately.

Then let's pretend I'm your child and you're my mother.

I am your mother and you are my child.

Now I feel safe ... and you?

Me ?

What are you doing ?

Pio ... Pio?

Can you explain to me, why they brought you here dressed in women's clothes?

Because ... I went ... to the carnival.

Vara?

Yes, because ... I'm very busy in the winter ...

... I'm going to the masquerade ... in August.

Normally, you don't want to tell me the truth ...

- At least, are you okay? - A a ia a.

Can you talk to a psychologist?

Dr. Piedimonte, thank you for everything.

But now until this whole story is over,

I honestly don't want to talk to anyone anymore.

Not even with me?

Lol� !

Sorry, I have to go.

Did you come to enjoy your revenge?

I also saw newspapers, an article on a whole page

with the announcement and with photos ...

... and announce it in tomorrow's paper.

Congratulations, a beautiful victory!

Too bad you didn't bet you could have won a lot!

But as for me, you won.

No ... I came to tell you I was defeated.

And to forgive me for my behavior, here we go.

... these are the movies with yesterday's photos.

They will never be printed in newspapers!

And now, if you want, we could always be together!

No, no, Lol or Ramona, or whatever your name is.

We are not made for each other! Our roads are parting!

And my path goes in a completely different direction.

- "Gildo, you can't!" - Yes, you can ...

You see, this adventure turned my life upside down.

For me, it was like living my whole life ... It changed me completely!

Gildo, my love, what do you say?

Nothing, it's just that you're a real woman.

... and I'm a far too weak man.

Hi, plec.

Maybe from now on my new life will begin for me.

- Beautiful! - Gildo, my love, Gildo!

Where are you going ? Guild!

- What happened? - I don't know, it's kind of weird.

How weird?

- My name is Pino. - My name is Gildo.

Bun� diminea�a !

Bun diminished, .. this drug addict!

Breakfast in bed!

Complete services!

By the way, if you don't mind, I'd like to work something out.

- Which ? - Only 250,000.

I'm sorry I didn't understand!

Usually, my mother's friends pay me three

hundreds of thousands, but I gave them a discount!

It's not so much to experience the thrill

of all that is forbidden.

Lat and your rest! I need to create a base myself.

Otherwise, how will I make my first billion?

You promised to tell me!

Okay ... I did it!

Did you do it? And how was it, how was it?

Wonderful!

From your tone, it looks awful ... But to him, what grade do you give him?

- To him, which one? - The one on the moped?

- It wasn't with the moped. - Incredible!

Then with whom?

I won't even tell you if I should kill you!

Tell me, at least, if I know him too?

"Da, �l cuno�ti."

But not as good as you think!

Lillian !

What does he have to do with all this? It's not his fault!

Yes, maybe you're right. It was my mistake.

But now I feel much better.

Goodbye, Simona, thank you! Goodbye, darling!

Ciao.

Let's go to the sea.

Fly to Oslo and then ride a reindeer sleigh like Santa Claus!

Alltalia, takeoff to Oslo.

I have to go.

- Goodbye, brother. - Goodbye !

- Goodbye. - Goodbye !

If I pass through Lapland, I'll look for you!

It is said that at the North Pole guests are offered wives.

... and if you refuse, they feel offended.

Do not talk nonsense !

I hope you don't dare marry a lapel with leather panties.

From this moment, smoking is allowed.

I'm glad you're traveling to Scandinavia, Amalia.

"Are you going to Frankfurt?" - Well, in Oslo.

La Oslo?

And then continue the journey to Lapland.

What will you do in Lapland?

The Association of Social Workers sent me there.

I will work with a priest.

Is it Italian or Lappish?

Nu ! Italian, italian !

That's the only positive thing, instead, for the rest ...

What, the rest?

Looks like we're going to live in some kind of igloo, just him and me ...

... alone, working together all day rather than night.

You know that polar night lasts half a year!

And all this time I will be alone with him!

Mission is mission.

It's about Rimini.