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God, we made a beautiful couple.

Yeah, I guess we did.

You know something, honey? - What?

I'm still as hot for you as the first time I met you.

You're really something else.

Thanks for everything, babe.

I love you so much, honey.

I love you too. Remember when we first met?

All you kept trying to do was get into my pants.

And all you kept saying is no, no, no.

It was hard.

It certainly was.

Yeah.

Hey, you need any help?

I'd love some. I'm stuck.

Here you go. Ready?

I guess.

Here.

Let's try again. One, two, three.

Whoops.

Oh, well. I guess if at first you can't succeed...

Give up? -I never give up.

Here we go. - Thanks.

Anytime.

Hey, what's your name?

Rhonda. What's yours?

Tom. Hello.

Thank you.

Always glad to help out a beautiful woman like yourself.

You're a real charmer.

Well, bye. I gotta go now.

Tom, care for some hot chocolate?

Sure.

So you're a football player and you're trying to work your way through college?

One other things. What about yourself?

Oh, I'm just starting to teach grammar school. That's all.

I've led kind of a boring life compared to yours.

Maybe I could add a little excitement if you like.

I don't even know you.

Well, let me introduce myself.

Hey, what's the matter? Don't you like guys?

No, it's not that. It's just that I'm not used to this.

Is that what you meant by a boring life?

Uh-huh. You see, I intend to save myself for the man I'm going to marry.

You don't even fool around?

Oh, no. I am going to be pure and untouched for my husband.

You're very virtuous. I admire that.

Thanks.

Hey, I don't mind that you don't fool around with other men.

I'd really like to see you again.

I'd like to see you. I really would.

I'd better leave. I didn't even finish shoveling the snow yet and it's getting dark.

Say, why don't you write down your phone number?

Sure.

Please call. - I will.

I'm glad you're late. Come on in.

Only a bitch like you would be climbing the walls by now.

Well, I just met some potential husband material.

So I played the all-around Rhonda virgin act.

Why?

Why? Because I want the man I marry to respect and admire me.

Hey, look, man, up at the lovey-dovey shit.

But we came to fuck you, baby, and let's fuck.

Okay? Okay?

Sit down and make yourselves comfortable.

I'll be right back.

Nice stuff, eh, baby?

This is where it all went crazy.

Hey, you said it.

I want my husband to respect me.

Sure wouldn't go with it, she didn't put out, you know what I mean?

You know, it's gonna be some fucking dumb sucker she met, you know?

Marry her. You know...

Hey, marry her or not, man, we're still gonna come here once a week.

Come and get it, boys, while it's nice and hot.

I thought you would never call. I was so cold.

But I did. Remember that double date we went on?

Oh, the drive-in. I'll never forget that night.

I thought you were gonna kill me.

Jim and Vicky were in the backseat, fucking their brains out.

And you wouldn't even let me touch you.

I'll never forget.

That night.

Oh, baby.

More popcorns? No thank you, maybe later.

Oh, this movie's great.

What do you think of the movie so far?

It's interesting, but I don't understand how that girl can be a virgin.

That must be the tenth guy she's told that to.

Well, no one's fucked her in their left ear yet.

Oh, I see.

Oh, this movie is really hot.

It's turning me on.

Oh, this movie's turning me on.

Yeah, it's turning me on.

This movie's not turning me on at all.

Come on, honey, relax.

I'm gonna turn you on.

Are you relaxed?

Oh, no.

Come on, baby. You can get into it.

I can't. I just can't.

Come on, just a little foreplay, honey. Come on.

I'm sorry, Tom. I'm just not ready to give myself to you.

I understand.

Want some popcorn?

Yeah.

Oh baby.

At least those two are having a good time.

Yeah.

Excuse me for a second, I've got to go to the ladies room. I'll be right back.

Oh, baby. I want to suck your cock.

Hey, come here come here

Take the rest

Hey, you don't think I'm weird or anything, because I'm here by myself you see good

My friend's sick. He couldn't make it

You like these kind of movies?

Is that a sock in your crotch or you glad to see me?

Yeah, well it's a sock.

A sock, huh?

A sock.

Yeah.

Oh yeah.

Yeah.

Hey, what's your name? What's your name?

Take it back. What's your name? Hey?

Hey, want 10 bucks or something? Hey, come on, stay.

What took you so long? - That time of the month.

Can I have some popcorn?

You missed the climax of the movie. - I caught it in the parking lot.

Mmm. This popcorn tastes delicious.

Jerking off in the popcorn. No wonder it tasted so good.

Yeah, I thought you were going to kill me when you found out.

You're still alive, aren't you?

But the things you put me through...

Like your car breaking down in Lovers Lane?

That was very embarrassing.

Serves you right for trying to take advantage of me.

Well, I might have my bad points, but I remember you the morning after your bridal shower.

You had the worst hangover. Yeah.

You never did tell me what went on at that party.

And I never will.

Come on, honey. You can tell me.

All I can say is that it was wild.

Really wild.

Thank you all for the nice gift.

We haven't given you the big surprise.

Big surprise?

Yeah, kind of a last night flame before you tie the knot.

Oh, what is it?

Come on in.

And let's make it good

because this has to last me a while.

So you finally got it.

Just in time.

I can't believe it. It seems like just last week when you met that dude.

It was.

A little liquid refreshing, guys?

I'd like to propose a farewell to hope.

Oh, lovely.

Lovely.

And a stone head.

May your husband believe you allways have been a virgin.

I don't know what to say.

Say yes when you get to the altar.

Right.

You say yes when I say, wanna fuck?

Here comes the bride...

Oh shit, the bride already came!

I was never so drunk in my entire life.

And then our wedding day.

One of the happiest moments of my life.

Mine too. I was so nervous.

I was shaking like a leaf. What a day it was.

Getting ready to walk up to that preacher.

Making sure I was perfect for you.

I don't know how I ever made it.

What's the matter?

God, Rhonda, you're going to make such a beautiful bride.

Thanks, Jenny. We better hurry. We haven't much time left.

I know.

Are you sure something isn't bothering you? You're acting so strange.

You have such smooth skin, so silky and soft.

I love to touch it.

Jenny, Jenny! - What?

I asked you if something's wrong.

No, nothing's wrong. Nothing at all.

You're acting quite peculiar, are you sure?

Yes, something is wrong.

Do you want to talk about it?

Yes, I would.

What's the matter?

Well, ever since I've known you, I don't know how to say this.

Jenny, come on, don't be afraid. You can tell me.

I love you, Rhonda.

Oh, Jenny, I had no idea you felt this way.

You're not afraid of me?

Afraid? Afraid of love? Such a natural thing.

Rhonda, I want to make love to you.

Oh, this is really nice.

Yes, this is a nice room, isn't it?

Allow me to show you the room.

This is the bed.

This is the closet.

And this is the bathroom.

Ah, yes, the most important room of all.

Get ready for me, honey. I'll be out in a second.

Cheap guy!

Oh, I'm sorry he didn't give you a tip.

Oh, that's all right, ma'am. It's not your fault.

He's so nervous he probably forgot.

I wish there was something I could do.

There is.

Oh, you're sweet, but we like to be alone.

I think.

Honey, I'm Almost ready.

I'm getting ready.

Honey, I'm comming out. Are you ready for me?

Oh shit! Get in there.

Here I come.

Oh babe, you waited for this moment for such a long time?

Me too honey.

Oh honey that's nice.

I'm going to try my damn best to make this one hell of a night to remember

Please Tom just be gentle and go slowly

I'll try to be gentle and slow and...

Thanks, honey, for saving your virginity for our wedding night.

I did it all for you, honey.

Well, it's getting late. Let's go to sleep. I've got to go to work tomorrow.

I have so many things to do. First I have to go to the butcher's.

And then the plumber will be here at ten, so I have to be back by then.

And the milkman, I almost forgot. He'll be here to get paid just after you leave tomorrow.

Oh, yeah. Then I've got to walk the dog and Mr. K around one o'clock.

I'm so glad you never fool around with other men.

You're my only man, honey.

Oh, no. I forgot my dentist appointment.

How am I going to squeeze them all in?

You will do it.

Now get some sleep. Good night, honey.

Good night.