Original subtitles

Come let's live now.. drink each moment

In your heart too, a thirst is hiding

This short life will not come again

Let it flow, this halting breath

You haven't realised, you have to grasp

The dream your eyes have touched

Don't be scared, don't be worried

All your friend's prayers go with you

All the best.. All the best

All the best.. All the best

All the best.. All the best

All the best.. All the best

On the road there's sunshine And sometimes clouds surround us

Friend trust me when I say This is the face of life

On the road there's sunshine And sometimes clouds surround us

Friend trust me when I say This is the face of life

In life and all its revels

Whoever drowns is the one who survives

Don't be scared, don't be worried

All your friend's prayers go with you

All the best.. All the best

All the best.. All the best

All the best.. All the best

All the best.. All the best

Oh.. How are you, Mary?

Just like this.

Always be like this.

Mary, who is it?

Mr. Chautalal.

Greetings ma'am.

Greetings Mr. Chautala.

How are you? Take some of this sacred food.- Yes.

Wow. I'm so pleased.

This is why I'm always telling Dharam sir..

...that the Kapoor family is the perfect family! Yes!

Uh.. where's Vir?

Vir.. Mr. Chautala is here.

Here ma'am.. your pocket-money.

Dharam sir has sent it. It's exactly one hundred thousand.

So tell me.. is my brother in Africa or is he travelling at the moment.

He's in Africa sir. For the last few days he was in the hospital.- Huh!

What?! - What happened to him?

No.. no. Nothing had happened to Dharam sir.

One of his employees told him a lie and took a loan from him.

He said that he needed it for his sister's wedding.

But he actually wanted it for a nose job.

Dharam sir found out the truth and he broke his nose.

What can I say? And then he himself took this man to the hospital.

It's time for me to leave. Goodbye. - Goodbye.

Should I leave?

If you don't leave now, how will you return next month?

Your quite right! Bye.

Sir, you should get your nose insured! - Why?

You didn't hear!

If your brother finds out that you're lying, he'll grind your nose up!

Mary.. if I don't lie, you won't get next months salary.

Understood?

That's all fine. But why have you been putting on this act for 2 years?

Get married, sir.

Speak with Vidya ma'am, meet her father and get married. Simple!

And.. how should I introduce him to my father?

Should I say "Daddy, meet struggler Vir Kapoor.."

"..who has been lying to his brother about being married to me.."

...and receiving pocket money from him."

Now.. he wants to get married to me.

Don't worry my darling.

Once my band is successful everything will fall into place.

Just need luck to be on my side.

Hey!

Oh God!

It isn't...! It isn't stopping!

Oh God! Jhanvi! Jhanvi! Jhanvi, help! Jhanvi, help!

What's happened, Raichel?

Jhanvi, this treadmill is not switching off!

Don't panic. It's so easy.

Come on. Come on, guys. Come on.

Carefully.

Are you okay?

But Jhanvi.. that's not a treadmill, it's a suicide machine!

All the buttons don't work!

I know Raichel. I haven't got it fixed on purpose.

But why?

Look.. you run 3 kilometers everyday? - Yes.

Today, you've done 4.7 kilometers! - Yes but...!

And our gym's one and only tag line is..

...The more you run, the more you lose!

Shut up, Pinto!

Come on everyone. Don't lose time, lose weight.

Back to the machines.

I'll just come.

Don't think so much, sir. Join the Chopra's.

I'll assign you my best fitness trainer and guarantee results..

...in just 2 months! - But..

Look.. our gym's one and only tag line is..

...Life is a cycle. Get, set, go!

Help!

Very good, Peter! Do it again. Very good!

Uh ma'am.. I'm going by what you're saying, not by..

...what I see. - It's ok. You sign. Come.

Madam?

The handle on the pulley has broken!

Take a year's fees from him.

Arrange for a second-hand handle.

Oh my...! A second-hand handle?!

Madam.. how many second-hand replacements will I put in?

The sellers in the market have named me 'second-hand'!

Even the marriage proposals I get are from second-hand girls!

Jhanvi, help!

Listen, second-hand.. ..uh, Pinto, go and help them. Go!

Prem? Prem, where are you?

Prem? Where...?

At your feet, darling.

Prem, your ancestral, out-dated gym is driving me nuts!

Now what's happened?

Madam! The handle's pulley has also broken!

Shut up, Pinto! Go away! - That's odd!

It feels like I'm not married to you but to this ramshackle gym!

Not a single machine works properly!

Is my job to just sit there and fool all my clients?

But Jhanvi, fooling has become a part of our lives.

Take a look at Chautala.

That poor man, from January to December..

...every month, he becomes an April fool!

Hey, you found the Nos!

This was the only thing left to be fitted.

Wow! ls the car ready? - Looking awesome Prem!

Just a minute Vir.

Did you buy this Nos cylinder with your pocket-money?

Uh..

I knew it!

Why do you spend so much money on him...?

Prem has some right on this guy's money.

Right, Prem? - Yes. It was my idea to tell his brother..

...that these two are married.

Prem, you always...?

Hi guys! - Hey! What's up?

Hi guys! ' Hey Vii'!

Hey, you got it! Found the amplifier.

It's a Roland!

Thanks to your pocket-money man!

We'll set it up. Let's jam. Come on.

Vir.. mark my words.

When your brother finds out you've lied to get this pocket-money..

...bad things will happen.

Nothing bad will happen Jhanvi.

Everything will be fine because I've brought this.

Vir, wear this. This is a lucky stone for you.

Yezdi, are you okay?

Bring a stone for him too.

Whatever!

1.. 2.. 3

Nice tune, guys. - But what's the use?

We haven't come up with any lyrics in the past 3 days.

Romantic lyrics?

I can do that with my left heart!

Now the car-man is a lyricist!

Time for a reality check guys.

Prem did a great job wooing me. He's a sly one.

Yes..

However many times..

I look at you..

It seems to me..

Just looking at you..

Gives breath to my body..

I may as well tell you.

Yes..

You're my reason for living

I see you everywhere

Where my eyes chance to look

Yes..

Only with you

Will time run for me

This is my story

Yes..

However many times

I look at you

It seems to me

Yes..

Just looking at you

Gives breath to my body

I may as well tell you

Yes..

What is my fault in this?

That in these words of yours

My heart got so tangled

Leaving this world behind

Forevermore

My heart has become yours

You are my love, my beloved one

You are my whole world

These moments are so precious

When you are by my side

There are no distances

Yes..

However many times

I look at you

It seems to me

Yes..

Just looking at you

Gives breath to my body

I may as well tell you

What, man!

More, give it to him one more time!

Please, Vir! - Hey guys!

The Goa Funfare show's entry form has been submitted.

Wow, solid!

All the credit goes to him!

Awesome, brother.

He has some really solid contacts.

Go get coffee for me. - Okay.

I wasted so much time on getting your work clone.

Vir.. Chris, from the band 'Aura', was also there.

We'll have to be careful.

We'll have to be very careful this time.

Let it go. We'll see.

So see.

Think of the devil and the devil is there.

Thank you.

I'm so sorry! - You idiot!

You've ruined my shirt! I have to go for a meeting!- Sir..

You can't see!- But sir..- Are you blind?! - Sir.. listen to me..

Hey, Uncle! The girl has apologised.

Will saying sorry make the shirt clean again?

Calling her blind won't make it clean either.

Shut up!

It's like kicking a dog and then apologising to it. Wow!

You mean.. what breed, sir?

What do you mean? Are you calling me a dog?

I was giving you an example.. that was an idiom.

Your father didn't teach you to show respect to older people.

But your mother must have taught you to wash clothes?

Let it go, man.

He belongs to an older generation.

Really? And your generation.. look..

Take it easy old man!

Look! Look at this monkey!

She's laughing like the monkeys from the time of the British Raj!

And this one!

Is it a woman or a man.. can't figure it out!

And this 'Made in China'.. will break down in 2 days!

He's held the guitar or is the guitar holding him?

Can't understand! And you!

You're walking around with a goat's beard attached!

You should only perform for people from the jungle!

Baa! Baa! And now we're going to perform for you..

...because you're looking like you've come from the jungle!

What do you mean? I belong in the jungle?- Yes.

Hi guys. Who are you teasing?

Look there.

Daddy!

Mummy!

Vir, what have you done? He's my father!

Daddy, I'm.. I'm very sauce!

I mean.. I mean, I regret what I did.

I am so sorry.. please - Shut up!

You've made such a bad choice! I had no idea!

You're insulting me! - $0.. so.. so?

So.. don't just insult me..

...abuse me, beat me but forgive me!

Oh my God! I can't stand him!

But Daddy, I love him! - I don't love him. Oh God!

Prem, everything is ruined. It's ruined.

You want to solve your problem, right? - Yes.

Go over to Vidya's house and wash.

Her father?

No man! His shirt!

Buddy, I don't think that shirt can be cleaned.

Sorry man.

It's okay man. You didn't know that he was Vidya's daddy.

No. I drank from your glass by mistake.

It's okay man. It's okay.

Prem, if I don't get married to Vidya..

...the lie I've told will be found out.

My brother will break my nose..

...and then take me to the hospital himself.

But you know what?

I deserve this.

I deserve this, Prem.

Even though he's my step brother..

...he brought me up just like a real brother.

He's supported me every step of the way.

And what have I given him in return?

I lied to him to get my pocket-money doubled.

I feel like a failure, Prem.

You know what?

I am a failure.

I'm a failure!

I'm a P.H.D. in failure.

P.H.D.

I'm a torn drum.

I understand, man.

But..

...I've earned a higher degree than you.

M.B.A.. in being the most useless man.

As soon as I was born..

...people said I was a naughty, innocent and naked child.

My father heard them and lovingly changed my name to Prem.

But he forgot that our surname was Chopra.

Prem Chopra.

Now he's gone up..

...but he left this behind. Chopra's 1956, ancestral gym.

Jhanvi has got stuck looking after it. She's at it the whole day.

Doesn't say anything.

You know..

Do you know the concept behind the car I'm making?

Tell me.

I want to fill Jhanvi's life with happiness.

It's empty, man.

Life isn't even that empty, Prem.

No, I was talking about the bottle. It's empty, man.

Oh.

Come.. come and eat dinner. Come.

What's for dinner?

Sauce!

Come quickly.. .come

Guys, great news! You want money?

You'll have to race.

What will we have to steal and then run away?

An illegal car race is held in Colva every Saturday.

Participate in that, man. You'll get 50 on 5. 50!

To get 50 we'll have to put in 5.

Where will we get that from?

I know someone who'll put in 5.

But I've taken a lot of loans from him. He'll give it to you.

Who? - Tobu.. - Tobu?

Tobu, forgive me, Tobu!

I wasn't able to return your money on time!

Forgive me, Tobu!

Tobu says you will not be forgiven. You will be punished.

Punishment? What punishment?

Tobu says.. since you didn't listen to Tobu..

...so your ears shall receive punishment.

My ears! - Cut his ears off!

No Tobu! Don't cut off my ears. I'll go blind, Tobu!

Why will you go blind if your ears are cut off?

If I don't have ears, how will I wear my spectacles, Tobu?

Correct.

Sorry, sorry! Cut his ears off! - No! Forgive me, Tobu!

You sir, with the guitar.. say something. Sir!

Come Prem, come!

He's one of our members.

And this other one, with the music.. I had told you!

He has a solid bungalow!

Tobu sir, Tobu sir! I'll reply to that!

Do that again, please.

You've stolen it..

You've already stolen my heart..

Just don't steal yourself away from my sight.

I understand, I understand.

Remix.

You've stolen it...!

Tobu says to stop all this song and dance!

Tobu says...! Uh.. uh.. what does he say?

Tobu says.. the five hundred thousand

that you have asked for .when and how will you repay it.

Tobu sir! If his car is entered into the race..

...it's guaranteed that 5 will become 50.

Tobu says to get lost!

You useless fellows will not get any finance..

...Tobu won't give anything for this broken down, junk heap of a car.

What are you doing?!

Hold your tongue!

Come, I'll show you! Take a look! Look at this.

Look! Special automatic, triple horsepower,

nitro jet engine concept car!

Tobu says.. where are the rest of the cars?

Tobu.. All these modifications have been made in the same car.

Come, I'll show you!

People make formula cars but I've made a car with a formula.

Look at this! Nitro acceleration zoom button!

When pressed, this car will move faster than a bullet!

Tobu.. this car is setting a new standard.

It's speedy like a missile.

If it's entered in the race, it'll be like a money printing machine!

What are you looking at? Speak!

Look, Goli. Your boss is so excited, he's dancing!

From his head to his foot.. ..foot! Hey, his foot!

Move it! Move the car! Move the car!

Tobu says.. loan..

-.Pass!

2.. 4.. 5.

Which car?

Ok, done.

Your nitro button will work, right?

We've put all our money on it.

As soon as the button is pressed, the car will tear forward!

What are you saying? - You'll see.

Vir?

I'm thinking that after this race, I should start organising races.

All the cars will be designed by me but with different concepts.

Good idea.

I've thought of opening a music company after this race.

Like T-Series.. Coffee Series! - Not bad. Not bad.

'lay! Come on!

Hey Tobu! Our car is in first position.

I put another five hundred thousand from your side.

We're definitely getting the jackpot today! Sorry!

Yes! Come on, Prem! Come on, come on, come on!

They're doing great Tobu!

These donkeys turned out to be Derby horses!

Chris has raced ahead of us, Prem.

Press the button. Press it. - I'll press it, man.

More cars have moved ahead, Prem!

Press the button. Press it now. - Yes, I'll press it.

5 kilometers remaining!

Press the button, Prem! Press the button!

Not yet!

4 kilometers remaining! Prem, button..

...press it! Press!

3 kilometers remaining!

Prem, button..

...press it! Press!

1 kilometer remaining! Prem, button..

Okay!

All the best!

Prem.. your car did tear forward.

Yay! Chris has done it!

Tobu says.. pack up all your stuff.

But we aren't going anywhere!

You'll have to go.

You have to vacate your bungalow.

Why? We'll give you five hundred thousand!

Not five hundred thousand.. one million.

Why one million?

After listening to you..

...Tobu put another five hundred thousand on the race.

We lost it all!

You put your money in.. ..why do we have to repay it?

Tobu says you'll have to return it..

...or we'll cut you into pieces.

We'll give it.

We'll give it in pieces.. In instalments!

These days.. these days there's a recession.

We'll return five hundred thousand at a time.

First instalment, next year!

Yes. Tobu says.. first instalment, next week.

Put more ice!

The week is over and we don't have five hundred thousand.

Vir! Why don't you ask your brother Dharam..

...to give a five hundred thousand advance on your pocket-money.

What lie will I tell him this time?

That I have adopted 5 children.

Sell your kidney. You'll get about two hundred thousand.

Funny! - Why are you making fun of him, man?

I'll give you a better idea. Goa Carnival starts tomorrow.

We'll go in a group and beg!

We will get dollars in return.

Funny! Funny!

Don't worry guys! I've got Rupees five hundred thousand.

What are you saying, Prem?

But you'll have to vacate your bungalow and shift in with me.

Prem.. please be serious. - I'm not joking.

We're getting a deposit of five hundred thousand..

...because we're renting the house out. - Rent!

No, no, no, no! Prem, no, no!

If my brother finds out.. ..that I have rented his house out..

In 2 years, has your brother found out about your fake marriage?

What about Chautala who arrives at the house every month?

We'll see about that later. You don't worry. I'm there. Just relax.

Who is it?

What is this?

Ask the right question. Ask "Who is he?"

Who is he?

Raghunandandas Govardhandas Vakavle.

I asked you your name, not your address.

Can I get you anything? Black coffee?

There's no other colour, young man? - Blue?

Uh huh.. choosers can't be beggars. Call for it.

By the way, how many people reside in this society?

Sir, this is a bungalow!

There is 24 hour water supply, right?

Yes. How did you know? - I can see. The storage tank is full.

Coffee, sir.

Co..

GOti“ you!

Sir, I know this fellow.

In our locality, he drinks and falls into the gutter everyday.

What are you doing here?

He's going to stay here from now on.

You're going to be a servant here!

You're going to do me out of a living!

Sir, he can't sweep or mop and he can't cook!

He himself has an eating problem!

I'll break your face with my slipper and clean the floor!

He's renting the bungalow. He's won the Zee Super Lottery.

This fellow...

Slumdog Millionaire!

So should I consider the matter settled?

Mr.

The five hundred thousand?

Half now and half after I have shifted into the house.

I had asked the right question earlier.

What is this?

Yezdi, how much time will you take to get here?

Here.. it's been packed.

Okay, reach quickly.

Pack faster. Yezdi will be arriving with the truck.

Wow Prem! An idea that changes ones life.

Right! Prem's latest idea has Vir shifting homes.

It's my fault?

One minute.

Here.. cut your throat with this.

Have you gone mad? - See. I only give him the ideas..

...whether he accepts them or not is up to him!

You guys are always pointing fingers at me.

That's because you're the one who fingers other people!

Vidya.

I have a lot of work to do here. I won't be able to leave.

The meeting scheduled with the sponsors

for the show you attend it, please.

Ah.. okay, I will.

Hello? - Prem sir, is madam there?

Yes, one minute.

It's Pinto on the line.

Yes Pinto, what's happened?

Madam! The gym's board fell on a client! - What? I'm coming.

What's happened?

Your gym's board fell on a client.

You guys do the packing. I'll be back soon.

Vidya.. can you drive me there? - Yeah sure.- Come.

One second.

Now what are you doing?

According to Vaastu science..

...placing the phone in the north-west corner brings good news!

What?

For God' sake! And please keep this knowledge to yourself!

Sorry! - She's always doing stuff like this!

Vir! I'm doing all this for you! - And you...!

Come Jhanvi. I don't want to talk to you! He always does this!

I was joking, Vidya. - Shut up, Vir- Darling!

Get lost! I don't want to talk to you. - Listen to me.- Get lost!

Hello? - Hello! Guess who?

Guess Who? There's no 'Guess Who' living here.

Yes. My dharam (religion) is Hinduism.

Is this 2667712? The Kapoor residence?

No. This is their phone number.

What the...! May I speak with Vir? - With Vir...?

I'm Dharam Kapoor, Vir's brother.

Hello!

Hello? Who's this? - Vir

Brother! What a pleasant surprise!

Can you hear me Vir? - Of course I can hear you!

Yes. The line is very clear.

Usually long distance calls.. - No, no, not long distance, Vir.

A distance of only 5 kilometers. I'm calling from Goa Airport.

Actually I'm on my way to Lesotho from Singapore.

The plane did an emergency landing due to technical reasons.

There's a 2 hour halt.

That's why I'm coming to meet you and especially, to meet Vidya.

Come here, come here, come here!

What should I say?! What should I say?!

Tell him that he'll get stuck in traffic if he comes here.

You'll get stuck in traffic if you come here, brother!

Then there's only one thing to be done.

You bring Vidya with you to the airport.

I'll be waiting for you, Vir.

Okay!

The lines been cut.

She's walked out angry. What will I do?

Have you gone mad?!

So call her and apologise and take her with you.

Here.

Simple.

Hi sweetheart! Hi darling!

Are you still angry with me?

Sir! Sir! Sir!

Some good-for-nothing, loose character boy..

Is calling Vidya ma'am sweetheart

and darling over the phone! - What?!- Yes!

Dog! Creep! Lout!

This is Vidya's phone and I'm the one who called!

What'll we do now? She's left her phone behind!

Idea.

Your brother has never met Vidya, right?

No!

So take Mary with you and introduce her as Vidya.

Prem, she's the house's..

...she's like a maid (aya), man. - So what, man.

Have you heard that song...?

Heavens rain down flowers..

My lover has come (aya hai)!

Funny Prem! Very funny!

My brother is in Goa and you're finding it funny!- Oh my!

What?

Dharam sir has arrived Goa?

That means he'll come home!

If he doesn't see Vidya ma'am here, what will happen?!

If he asks "Why are you packing?" What will you say?

If he asks "Why is that dog Goti living in this house?"

What answer will you give?

If he asks "How did you dare to do this?"

What will you say?

It is not a simple problem, sir.

If his marriage lie gets caught out..

...his brother will beat us all like drums.

Please, sir! Listen to me, sir!

All the best, sir!

Prem, think of something! Think!

Or you and me are finished!

Idea. - Tell me.

I'll change my appearance and become Vidya.

But I've told my brother that I've married a beautiful girl.

So, you change your appearance and become Vidya.

Be serious, man. Prem!

Prem, think of something! Think! Think fast!

It's come! It's come! - Idea?

No man.. the airport. Right, right.

- Prem.

Another idea.

We can say that Vidya has been kidnapped..

...and they've demanded one million as ransom.

If your brother gives it, then our Tobu problem will also be solved.

Kidnap! Ransom!

When my brother hears this, he won't board his flight!

We'll have a bigger problem on our hands!

You're giving such 3rd class ideas.

You can't think of anything else?

I can't think, but I can see! Look there.

All the best!

- Vir.

Brother!

How are you?

How're you doing? - I'm fine. How are you?

Brother, this is my.. - Driver?

No, he's actually a friend of mine.

Your friends with your driver?

I'm so proud of you, Vir.

Anyway.. tell me where Vidya is?

Uh.. brother.. Vidya.. here..

You're going to say..

...she's missing.. ..she's been kidnapped.

Hey.. make up another story.

I know that Vidya is home and she's angry with me.

No brother. - Yes, she's angry with you! Right, Vir?

Yes, she's angry and she has every reason to be.

She's got all the reasons for it.

I haven't even met her..

...and I missed your wedding because of business matters.

No brother, there's no problem. - We missed it too!

Your dress sense..

Anyway..

Let's not talk nonsense.

We'll go there and have coffee. There's lots to talk about!

Yeah, come. Let's go.

Passengers travelling from Singapore to Lesotho..

...another aircraft has been arranged..

...but the flight has to come from Mumbai..

...so it will take 4 hours from now to take off.

We are sorry for the delay. Thank You.

Ting tong!

A delay of 4 hours!

A delay of 4 hours! - Yes! Yes! - A delay of 4 hours!

That's great news!

Let's go have coffee, brother! Come. - No!

We'll go home and have coffee with Vidya.

How's that?

Bring the car around. I'll get my luggage.

Come on boys! 4 hours delay! What luck!

He's gone to collect his stuff.

Stuff for your funeral pyre.

The car will get here by itself?

I'll go get it, brother.

Prem, just a minute. - Excuse me.

If my brother goes home, I'm going to the hospital!

You go get the car. I'll think of something.

What will I say to him? - Go man!

Mummy!

Mummy, my balloons!

She's so cute! That's the reason I miss India!

Yes, it was really nice.

I feel like lifting her up and giving her a kiss!

The car is taking a lot of time.. ..What are you looking at?

It's a Rolex. A Rolex. An original.

24 carat gold, diamond studded.

It costs two hundred and fifty thousand.

Watches don't excite me.

Now that's what I call a hot super model!

What a piece!

She must be new in the market.

How have I not seen her before?

The bumpers are small but the headlights look good.

I wish I could ride her, man!

What's your name?

Prem. Prem Chopra.

Fantastic!

It suits you.

Tell me something.

Which idiot had answered the phone at home when I called?

I have no idea.

Hey, Vir. - Yes, brother?

Which idiot had answered the phone at home?- Prem..

One minute. One minute.

This is a royal gift! For the King of Lesotho.

Keep the rest of the luggage.

We're finished! We're finished! We're finished!

Don't get so tense.

Before you've reached home, I'll have arranged..

...a wife for you.- But how?

Leave it to me. You leave. All the best!

Isn't that Choproo coming with us?

He's got some work to do.

I'm coming!

Hello? - Hello, Mary?

Who's this?

Prem sir isn't here. He's gone out with Vir sir.

This is Prem speaking!

Sir! You had gone to the airport!

So people who go to the airport can't call up?

Sorry sir.

Listen. Put on a sari quickly.

You have to pretend that you're Vidya. Vir's wife!

Dharam sir will be reaching home soon. - What?

Yes! All the best!

Hello? Sir?

Sir! I couldn't hear you!

The door will open by itself?

Sorry! Brother.

Vir sir! What happened?

Your maid, right? - Yes, brother.

Your eyes can never be deceived. - You're right.

As soon as I see Vidya, I'll recognize her.

Vidya?

Brother, actually she's..

Relax.

Before you've reached home, I'll have arranged a wife for you.

Actually, I'm... - Actually, you're angry with me.

And you should be.

I've given my business a greater priority than my family.

And for that I'm sorry.

Why are you apologising? That doesn't feel right.

Actually I'm Vidya...

It's okay.

Chautala is right when he says..

...the perfect family is the Kapoor family.

Actually, I've become a family man.

Vir, well done! - Thank you, brother.

From today your pocket-money is two hundred thousand!

Just double! - Double?

Double? - Double?

What happened?

What a big heart you have? You didn't even stop to think.

Hey, I thought about it and did it.

Anything for a friend.

Heavens rain down flowers..

My lover has come (aya hai)!

Not bad. Impressed him without putting on a sari.

Brother!

So tell me. What did you think of the bungalow?

Leave that. What did you think of Vidya?

This is my house.

And my thoughts on Vidya.. ..why would I share them with you?

Vidya, can you bring me black tea, please.

Yeah, sure.

Hey Vidya. Why are you standing there? Bring some black tea.

I'm speaking with Vidya.

I'm also speaking with Vidya.

Vidya! Vidya! - Yes. Vidya, Vidya.

Vir. Tell me something. Is he cock-eyed?

Where is he looking? What is he hearing?

This is my Vidya.

Yes Prem. This is my Vidya.

This is our Vidya!

Let me go!

Brother. Panic attack. Panic attack!

Panic attack! What kind of a panic attack is this?

He looks like a mad-man to me.

Dharam sir. It's a disease.

If he gets hyper, he sways left to right like a cars wiper.

Go!

Brother, I'll handle him.

He's calmed down! He's calmed down!

It's okay. It's okay. - Prem, what's wrong with you?

I got him! I got him!

What the hell is wrong with you?

Hey, the entire plan has gone wrong.

I had asked Mary to be your wife.

Exactly man. Your wife has become my wife.

I'm not talking of my (meri) wife!

I'm talking about Mary!

Yes. You wanted it this way.

You made your wife, my wife.

On the phone, I didn't speak with my (meri) wife!

I had arranged for the maid Mary to be your wife!

Prem. Let it be the way it is.

My brother mistook Jhanvi for Vidya and doubled my pocket-money!

Our problems will be solved!

To hell with your double pocket-money!

At the airport, I saw how lecherous your brother is.

He'll double the pocket-money and lay out a double bed!

I can't risk my wife!

Jhanvi. How could you? You told him I get hyper...wiper!

What could I do? Right away, he mistook me for Vidya.

So you could have cleared his misconception.

I was about too, but he doubled Vir's pocket-money.

And he's Vir, your friend. And he's his elder brother Dharam.

Look. Don't fall into this Dharam-Vir trap.

That Dharam is not a good man.

Really?

When you spend Vir's pocket-money on all your useless experiments..

...then it's "Vir, you're my brother."

You're my friend. Right?

That's correct but because of that.. - Listen, Prem.

Vir has always helped us. Now it's our turn.

It's only for 4 hours. Now take this.

Take this tea. - No, no.

Please behave properly in front of him. Okay?

Remember, we're doing this for Vir.

Now go away from here. Go! Go!

Sir! Sorry. You called but I couldn't hear you.

What we're you saying?

I was saying that the big knife that's kept outside..- Yes!

...slit your own throat with it!

Prem. Go.

Why would I slit my throat?

Vir, tell me something. - Yes?

Why does this Choproo stay with you?

Brother, I told you that he suffers from panic attacks.

The doctor has recommended a change of scene.

That's why he's shifted here for a few days.

Listen to me.

Keeping this mad man in the house can get dangerous.- Brother!

Black tea.

Vir!

Who's photo is this?

It's..

...it's some girl!

Even I can see that it's a girls photo.

But who is she?

What do you mean?

Meaning.. I'm Dharam, your Vir and he..

...he's a mad man!

Who is she?

L.. l.. - Tell him she's the girlfriend!

Mine. - His! - Mine.

Why is your girlfriends photo displayed in this house?

You can't keep a check on your girlfriend?

I had her in my control but you came and spoilt everything.

Spoilt it?

What's amazing is that..

...even a guy like you can have a girlfriend!

Why? I can't have one?

No, no. Of course you can. Of course you can.

A misunderstanding can happen with anyone.

Look, brother. Your insulting my girlfriend!

I'm insulting her?

She was insulted the day she became your girlfriend!

Brother, let it go.

Let it go! - Yes..

Let it 90! ' Yes!

His girlfriends photo can be in this house..

...but Vidya's photo can't be?

There must be one around here.

Yes, there is one! Look at this, brother! Look at this!

Vir! Why does his wallet.. ..have a photo of Vidya?

Prem! How did Vidya's photo get into your wallet?!

Vir! How did Vidya's photo get into my wallet?!

Dharam sir. This is Vir's wallet.

I had sent Prem to buy bread in the morning..

...and he had taken the wallet with him.

Give it to me!

What? - Yes.

You don't even have the money to buy bread?

Shame on you!

Dharam sir. It will come.. ..my time will also come.

You see this.

This is a Rolex, a Rolex.

Original.

You will never see a time as good as this.

But tell me something.

What is Vidya's photo...? - Dharam sir!

The geyser has been switched on. You go and take a bath.

Go take a bath, brother. - Yes, go take a bath!

Please come. - I'll bathe.. I'll bathe.

Girlfriend!

Vir?

What do you think about this hut? - Hut?

This is a bungalow, sir. A bungalow.

What I'm saying sir. ..could you please hurry up a bit.

My wife is pregnant.

I'll have to take her to the hospital any moment now.

Congratulations, Dhondu!

Child is the father of woman!

Okay. Shall I take out all your stuff?

Wait for a moment. Let me put this up first.

R.G.V. Raghunandandas Govardhandas Vakavle.

Vakavle?

Hmmmm.

Hey! What are you doing?

This is my house and I can do what I want.

Who is you, man?

Aaee!

Will you take this child's life?

Stop! Stop! Kindly stop.

Just chill!

Hey, how much will you beat me?

Aaee! Don't hit! Don't!

What happened, brother?

Well, some idiot was trying to put his nameplate up.

Where did he go, brother? - Up there.

You killed him?

Hey, up there means over there up, up there.

Prem brother..

You know this guy? - No. Only on a formal hi-hello level.

Hello What are you doing up there?

Th.. this man hit me slightly.. - Your.. Be quiet!

Dharam sir..

Just because you're rich, does that mean you can torment the poor?

This is not fair! - Hey. What torment? Hey! - What?

Get down here. Your...!

Brother! Brother! I'll explain everything to you.

Come with me. - Please, please.

Who's he?

Brother. This Raghu, actually he's insane.- What?

Yes Raghu. This Dharam is insane.

That's why he puts extra sugar in his tea nowadays.

W.. why?

To digest the bitter truth.

Hmmm. But how did all this happen?

At one time, Raghu was the owner of six bungalows in this area.

He became so crazy about cricket batting that what can I say.

Say it, no!

Actually, that cricket match that happened, Yuvraj's..

Yeah. Six sixes in six balls. That one.

Brother had bet that not even one six would be hit.

Really! Then?

Then what? One ball after the other went over the boundary.

And here.. each of Raghu's bungalows lost in the gamble.

And after that?

There the over ended. Here his madness began.

Now every bungalow seems like those he lost.

Morning, night, sleeping, waking..

...just bungalow, bungalow..

Don't understand if he's speaking Hindi or Bengali.

Tell me this, meaning mad-fool man here, there, everywhere

Brother, there's no danger, is there?

There's a lot of danger, brother.

But doctors have said that if he stays around this bungalow..

...his madness might reduce. - No, no, no. No way!

This idiot should check into a mental hospital.

This is why we're shifting him to Lesotho.

His flight is in four hours.

But brother, I have.. shaker with the mover..

...brought all my goods in the truck with me

Then go ahead, shift.

Rental with the mental. - No, no, no, no..

...he'll break my dental.

After four hours, we'll shift in calmly, ok?

He'll come here any moment. Go, go..

Later we'll do catch up, okay?

Dhondu, what strange games God plays, huh?

He made such a tall, strong man insane.

Dhondu, just chill and get out of here!

Where's the packing? Where's the packing? Mary!

Shoo. Why are you shouting?

Shoo what? What shoo? Where's the packing?

Shhhh! Talk softly, will you, talk softly.

Hey! We've brought the truck!

Who are these guys?

These.. are friends of mine.

Why have they brought a truck?

Truck? To take your luggage to the airport. That's why.

A truck for two bags?!

So you wanted two trucks, brother?

...actually, with your bags this TV, stereo, sofa will also go, won't it?

Vir won't let you go empty handed, will he?

Whose idea was this gift, Vir? - Prem..

I knew it..

Vir. If you want to give me something..

...then give me Vidya.

I'll take Vidya with me.

So, Vidya, will you come with me?

Hey! Hey! Your...! What? What is it?

You think it's your dad's stuff? Laying your hands on it!

Move over, brother. Move over for a minute.

Go through here. Go through here. Go, go through here.

Goddamn uninvited guest!

Go through here. Get out of here! Out. Get out. Out. Bloody fools!

What is this? - Go. Go!

Hey go, no! - What happened to him?

Prem. Prem.

Prem, come.

What happened to this idiot?

Another panic attack.

Let me go take a look. You wait, ok?

One after the other.

Not as many people enter a mall as in your bungalow.

Let's take Dharam sir out somewhere. Shopping.

We'll take his luggage with us. Drop him at the airport directly.

But who'll convince him to go out? - Hey, I'll talk to him.

No man, not you.

I'll take care of it.

I hope this Vir doesn't bother you too much.

If something like that happens..

...this is my personal number. Give me a call.

There's no need for that.

Vir is a good husband

Ay, look ahead, will you?

I'm not driving, so why should I?

Why are you looking behind? - I'm keeping a watch.

On whom?

The cars behind us. So no one hits us.

The rear-view mirror is meant for that.

Yes, but I have nothing else to do.

Why do we need the mirror?

Sit straight, will you. Why add to the tension?

Why should I? Who'll watch over them?

Dharam Sir, actually Prem has become so attached to you..

...that he doesn't want you to have any problem..

...which is why he's watching you.

Oh my God! That much protection is what my..

...Deendayal gives me.

Who is Deendayal? Your security man? - No.

My Doberman.

Prem. Look ahead.

Coffee - Thank you.

Prem. No coffee.

Dr. Verma has told you not to, hasn't he?

Dr. Verma is common to both of us.

Hello. Yes, Aunt Renuka. One minute, It's for you.

Hello. Yes, Aunt Renuka. How are you?

I'm fine..

I was just about to call you. Yes..

Didn't anything strike you as odd? - Odd? What, brother?

On Prem's phone, a call for Vidya. Isn't that odd?

Brother, calls on phones keep coming, I mean..

...it'll be odd if a fax comes over the phone.

Why didn't Vidya's call come on your phone?

Maybe on this the network..

The network signal shows it's full. Full network!

This isn't Prem's. This is Vir's mobile.

They're identical sets. Got exchanged by mistake.

This is mine. Yes.

In Lesotho, just moments ago, a military coup has been reported.

Curfew has been imposed..

...and their king Bambatta has been placed under house arrest.

The government functionaries there are..

King Bambatta! King of Lesotho! My friend!

It's okay, brother. I'm sure everything will be fine.

Get a grip on yourself, Dharam sir.

How could something like this happen to my friend?

Hey! Let go! I mean, forget all this.. ..let's head to the airport.

In Lesotho, due to the curfew, and breakdown of law-and-order..

...all flights to Lesotho have been indefinitely cancelled.

How could this have happened?

Now how will I leave? - Now how will he leave?

This will become a very big problem.

This has become a very big problem. - Vir, Vir, Vir..

Jhanvi! I mean Vidya!

My brother won't go.

Brother, Brother, you won't leave.

- I won't leave, I won't go, won't go.

Prem, my brother won't leave ,..

...brother won't leave, brother won't leave...!

I had no idea that he loves me so much!

Don't worry about the expenses of the charter plane, Salil.

What?

Even charter planes can't land? How can this go on?

You have to do something. - Michael, you're the captain of the ship.

What has to be done to get to Lesotho? Any route?

Sandeep transport? Sir!

Can one go to Lesotho by road?

Stop all this haraka-baraka. I've found a route.

That's fantastic! - I've spoken with the agent.

At 6 '0' clock the ferry will leave Colva Beach..

...which will take him straight to.. - Lesotho!

Zanzibar island.

From Zanzibar the helicopter will take him straight to..- Lesotho!

Wait a minute, man!

Tanganaka Bridge.

From Tanganaka Bridge he can catch a train to..- Lesotho!

Hold your horses! Gora Gora crater.

From Gora Gora crater, the Land Rover will take him to..

Hey! Say Lesotho. - Lesotho.

Hmmmm.

And how many days will this take?

I've done all the calculation. It'll take 6 days.- What?

That's only if he leaves today.

If he leaves tomorrow, it'll take 7 days.

You guys" .why are you all staring at me? Right..

You guys are thinking of all the expense.

But Dharam sir doesn't have a problem with that.

He has a Rolex! Hmmm!

Vir...

An astrologer took a look at my birth-chart and told me..

...that I would, with my own bare hands..

...commit a cold-blooded murder.

And unfortunately, the victim is from Goa.

And his names initials are P.C.

who?

Right! The actress Priyanka chopra!

Excuse me.

Mary, we don't have any idea when Dharam sir will leave.

You go over to my house and bring back some clothes for me and Prem.

Okay Jhanvi. - Okay?

Sorry. Vidya ma'am!

Uh.. thanks Jhanvi. - Don't be silly Vir.

Goli

Oy! - Hello.

Oy! Radio Chilli! - What did you say?

Go! Ask both your bosses to come here.

I beg your pardon! - What pardon?

Tell them their father is standing in garden!

Listen.. you give respect, you take respect.

Okay. You give me respect and I'll take yours!

My God!

He touched me!- What's happening? - Somebody help me!

Sir!

This red shirt touched me rudely from here to here!

Who the hell are you?

Me? I'm Goli!

We're you a capsule when you we're born?

Hey! You don't know who I am!

I take a breath and the other man falls to the ground!

So go suck on a mouth freshener, you little chick!

You're making fun of me! You're making fun of me!

Mummy!

Dhondu, take the truck out of here!

Papa! Papa! Papa!

Forgive me. Take this!

I'm going to...! - Brother!

Brother Goli! Brother Goli!

You know this man?

Just on a formal hi-hello level.

Hi! Hello!

2 minutes.

We we're just coming to meet you. Take it out!

Here. Here.

The remaining two hundred and fifty thousand?

We'll come to give it in another half hour.

What's going on? Who is he?

They've come..Am I the inquiry office..

...I answer all the time. You tell him.

Brother..umm..

They came to ask for a donation.. sponsorship!

Sponsorship?

Uh.. uh.. they're organising a cricket tournament..

...called G.P.L, along the lines of the l.P.L.

G.P.L? - Goa Premier League. - Yes..

But this ass looks like a..

Go now! Go now!

Never judge a book by it's cover.

Your library only has books that look like that?

Sir, I'm telling you to get your nose insured. - You go!- You go now!

Tobu will be playing a tune on his glass over there!

How will we pay the remaining amount in a half hour?

Araka! Baraka! Faraka!

Tobu says.. where is your tie?

A tie with jeans and a t-shirt?

It won't look good.

Where's the maid?

House maid?

There are a lot of problems with maids these days.

Do you want her for a little time everyday or for the whole day?

Studies?

Cutting?

Sweets!?

Prayer?

Oh! Ruination!

Tobu says.. two and a half!

Oh, two and a half.

Tobu sir, give us a little more time.

Why didn't you tell me? - I have it.

I mean, I don't have the money but I have something else instead..

...so expect the unexpected.

It's a Rolex! A Rolex! An original! It's 2.5 Lakhs.

You stole my brother's watch!

Would you rather see a watch on your brother's wrist..

...or our heads on our shoulders?

Heads. - Good.

Rolex, original, 24 carat gold, diamond studded, water proof..

300 meters. - Yes.

250,000.

Tobu says.. the remaining half million in 2 days!

We gave them the watch..

...but if we don't give the remaining money by the day after..

...then we're finished!

Something will come up. - Have faith in God.

Why are you so relaxed?

Mar)'-

Sir!

Have you seen my watch? - Watch?

A Rolex? - Yes.

Round dial? - Yes, yes!

Diamond studded? - The same.

No, I haven't seen it.

Vidya, have you seen my watch? - No, Dharam sir.

Vir.

I don't know anything!

That's strange.

How can it just disappear like that?

Brother?

What time is it?

If my watch is missing, how can I tell you the time?!

That's fine, but what's the time?

By the way, if you want to know the time, then I have a watch.

It didn't cost as much as yours but it tells the same time.

You know what? We've found sponsors for the show!

Vir! Vir! Listen!

You know what?

You know what? We've found sponsors for the show!

Vir! Our dreams will be fulfilled!

Oh my God! Oh my God!

My brother! - Oh my God!

What's going on here, Vir?

Hey, Dharam sir, when did you arrive?

Don't you recognize her?

Prem's photoframe! My Jhanvi!

If she's your girlfriend..

...why was she kissing Vir?

Vir, what is this drama? - Drama...? It is a drama!

Drama?

Actually, their musical group is performing a cultural play..

...on 26th January.

She's come to do the rehearsal for it.

She just starts at any time! Let me call 'action' first, silly girl!

It didn't seem to me like she was acting.

But brother.. it's not good acting if it doesn't look real!

I mean.. she's so talented!

Thank God! I was thinking something else entirely!

Thank God..

...you didn't continue thinking it was something else entirely!

So tell me.. ..what's the name of this play?

Your girl is mine...! She's mine.. mine..

Your girl is mine?

Let's go rehearse.. come! - Yes, let's go!

One minute.. one minute!

Your girl is mine?!

Such a nonsensical name?

On 26th January you should..

...perform something with a patriotic theme.

Love.. sacrifice.. country!

That's all in there brother.. all 3 are there.

Love.. you can see for yourself.

Country.. her father drinks!

And I'm making the sacrifice.. ..I'm the producer.

He doesn't have the money to buy bread..

...and he wants to be a producer!

Anyway.. anyway.. anyway.

Vir.. the script has a kiss in it..

...and you just kissed her?

No love, no emotions?

There should be some build up.

Brother. I didn't understand.

You don't understand? I'll show you.

Move.. move aside! - Let it be.- Move!

No, no brother, show us, show us! - One minute.. one minute!

Your brother is experienced. - Brother! Brother!

Come here.. come here.

Cue.. cue?

We've got sponsors for the show..

...and our dreams will be fulfilled.. oh my God!

What did you say? Anyway.. let it be.

Darling..

...a dream is not really a dream..

...if you see it only while you sleep.

Dream should be of the kind.. ..that drives your sleep away!

Look Vir.. he's driving sleep away.. ..he's driving sleep away!

Brother!

Yes? What? - Your phone is ringing!- Where is it?

In your pocket! - Bloody Lesotho! Lesotho...! Lesotho.

Speak.

This time my brother crossed the line with Vidya!

Now you understand, when someone else shops on your credit card..

How it makes you feel.

Will someone explain to me what's going on?

Dharam sir arrived suddenly and mistaking me for Vidya..

...he doubled the pocket-money!

In short.. From today, I'm Vidya and you Jhanvi..

...and before another problem crops up..

...you leave.. leave quickly! - Hey.. hey! Don't worry!

It's 2 '0' clock and Venus' position has turned vertical..

...so there'll be no problem.

Vidya, please! Vidya, go!

Greetings ma'am!

How are you my rock star, Vir? Prem brother..

Jhanvi ma'am.. what's happening?

Where's Dharam sir? - Uh.. uh.. brother..

Has left for Lesotho!

Hey, how could he have left like that?

Without any prior notice? Atleast..

The mad man has left Dhondu! Just chill!

I asked for a wish and it was granted!

Your honour, I am owner in the bungalow!

Did you understand?

Should I bring your stuff? - Just chill, Dhondu!

Who are these people? - Uh.. they're Prem's friends!

How do you do?

Raghunandandas Govardhandas Vakavle!

Dhondu.. Dhondu.

I am owner of bungalow!

He's the Doctor who treats mental ailments!

He doesn't look like one.

Should I bring all the stuff?

Dhondu!

Just chill! Ok.. ok.

The flights have not yet resumed. So how...?

Dharam sir..

...I'll leave now, Vir sir.

Good bye. Good bye. Bye! - Hey.. Chautala?

When did you arrive?

Dharam sir, you're.. .. still here but they said that you..

...had left for Lesotho! - What is this mad man doing here?

Mad man?

Vidya.. come here!

Sir, that's Jhanvi ma'am. - Mary, you come too.

Sir, that's Jhanvi ma'am. This is Vidya ma'am.

Have you gone mad?

She's Vidya. - Yes.

A mad man always thinks that everyone else is mad!

All mad, one mad, look alike!

Sir, why are you ribbing me?

Are you Alladin's lamp that I would rub you?

No.. no!

Well done Doctor Lamp-man..

...your treatment seems to be working.. Carry on!

Hey you! He's not a doctor, you idiot!

That's correct, young man!

That sofa is not a sofa...! That door is not a door...!

This pant is not a pant...!

Ajay Devgan is not Ajay Devgan...! - Who is he?!

This doctor is not a doctor.. and you mind it!

Get out!

Vir.. throw him out! Jhanvi, come here.

Oh sir.. oh sir! She's not Jhanvi!

Should I bring all the stuff?

Just chill, Dhondu my boy!

Oh sir! Are you going insane?

What are you going on about, Chautala?

That's why you've been called here, Doctor.

Take a doctor a day, keep a mad man away!

Vir..

Vir!

He's talking to you Vir. Come on, little boy. Come on.

Throw this idiot out! - Come on..

Just explain something to me.

Why is Dharam sir calling Vidya by Jhanvi's name.

Mr Chautala.. you meet us on the 5th of every month..

...but despite that you're saying this?

On the 5th...? I come on the 1st of every month!

What's happened to you, Chautala?

Your even mistaking the date?

Hey.. he's lost his mind..

...and she.. she's my Jhanvi.

That's right, Prem! And she's my Vidya.

That one's mine!

Bah!

Little chick! I'll make mincemeat out of you, you idiot..you...!

Sir! He's not gone insane, you have!

I've gone insane!

Chautala.. - Yes.

I've broken 4 noses of my staff.. - Yes.

...and now it seems to be your turn! - No, no, no!

Should I bring all the stuff? - Dhondu, just chill, brother!

Okay. - One moment.

You don't speak to a doctor like that, brother.

Really! I'm a doctor?! - You're a doctor?

Are you asking or telling me?

He's telling you!

He's come here for you treatment.

For your own good. just for your safety..pin.. child!

Should I bring all the stuff?

Should I bring all the stuff?

Should I bring all the stuff?

Should I bring all the stuff?!

He's hitting me, the mad man!

He's hitting us like we're..

Sir..

That one is Vidya.

I swear on my mother's head, sir!

That's what I'm also saying Chautala. This one is Vidya.

No sir.. I mean.. - Chautala.. you're being tiresome!

I mean.. you're tired. You need a holiday.

Understood? Holiday...! - Holiday?

Look.. as soon as the flights resume..

...come and inform me, okay?

Now leave. - Okay sir.

Hi guys!

Hi Vidya! - Hi! - Vidya!

Hi! Hi! Hi Betty! Hi!

Brother, she's Betty, our band's keyboard player.

Hello sir. - Hello. Hello.

Vir, we're getting late for the show. - Show?!

Today is our band's first performance.

Yes, yes, let's go, let's go!

Dharam sir, why don't you join us? Come.

Why not? I would love to.

Should we leave?

This rock is for you. All the best. Keep it in your right pocket.

Subi..

Keep this rock inside your case. - What will this do?

It will really rock!

Check the amps on stage. I don't want any goof-up.

Where's Betty?

Vir...!

What's up, buddy?

Fantabulous, sir!

This is a beautiful design!

Beautiful tattoo for a beautiful woman!

Check out the flirt.

He's putting on the tattoo..

...like he's putting vermillion in the parting in her hair.

Hey guys!

Get ready. The next rock performance is yours.

Yes!

Vir.. Yezdi hasn't reached yet, man. - What?

Where is he? Has someone called him?

I just tried his number. His cell phone is off.

Call him again.

What happened guys?

Brother, our drummer Yezdi.. ...he hasn't shown up.

I'm here guys.

Yezdi, what the...!

What happened? How did it happen?

That Aura band's Chris...!

They we're in their car and I was on my bike.

He cut across my path on purpose..

...and I lost my balance, man.

My hand is completely screwed!

Without Yezdi there's no performance.

I'll go and make the announcement.

Guys.. uh..

I'm afraid we.. ..we have some bad news.

Our drummer has..

When I desire, I make a ladder to the sky

And break off two or four stars I dive into a lake

And pull out the drowning sun

To decorate the walls of my house

When I desire, I make a ladder to the sky

And break off two to four stars I dive into a lake

And pull out the drowning sun

To decorate the walls of my house

My heart's desires.. are what I always do

My heart desires - I should listen to my heart

My heart desires" that I live my heart's desires

At night, I'll steal the light of fireflies

And when the power goes I'll use their light

All the colours of the flowers I'll remove

And paint them to my heart's desire

At night, I'll steal the light of fireflies

And when the power goes I'll use their light

All the colours of the flowers I'll remove

And paint them to my heart's desire

When I desire, I'll build my road over the wind

And on it I'll drive my car

I'll make every month a hundred days long

Increase the total of each year

My heart's desires - are what I always do

My heart desires - I should listen to my heart

My heart desires - that I live my heart's desires

And the winner is.. The Roar!

Yay guys! Yay!

Hey Chris! Your band got beat, man! - Hey Betty. I warn you.

Just cut the crap!

I'll give you such a tight one.. - Hey.. you'll hit a girl!

You talk to me!

Yezdi my boy your hand is already broken..- Chris

You want your foot broken too. - Don't cross your limit.

Why don't you tell me.. ..what my limit is?

Tell me. - Hey...!

My name is Prem..

...Prem Chopra.

What are you doing?

Are you threatening him or giving your bio-data?

Jhanvi, take him home with you. Go.. go..- Chris!

Come on guys. Chill, chill!

We're creative people, man. Stop all this fighting.

Control yourself. Come on.

Hey Vir!

Change your name from Vir (brave) to Coward.. Coward.

What are you looking at? Go home and play your silly tunes.

Hey Prem! What happened?

Just like your car broke into pieces the other day..

...you're also going to pieces? - Come on, Prem.

What? Come no, come no.

You know who the biggest coward of them all is?

Him..

Vir's N.R.l. brother. (non-resident Indian)

Damn non-reacting Indian.

Do you have a family?

Why? - Who'll take you to the hospital?

You're such a comedian, uncle.

I've just started doing comedy, son.

I've been doing action for 30 years.

Kill them. Kill them.

Shit! Her father's standing outside

Bye Jhanvi -Bye. - Bye, Jhanvi - One minute. Idiots.

Do you have any manners? Any etiquettes?

Jhanvi, I'll drop you. Vir, get down.

Daddy! - Oh-oh. Thank God you're safe.

Inspector Walia had called, and I learnt

that a serious fight had broken out.

Yes, there was, but he was there.

He thrashed them so hard they won't..

...get out of the hospital for a month.

And the credit goes to - Mr. Dharam

Vir's elder brother.

Oh, the famous Mr. Dharam Kapoor.

Sir, thank you very much.

You brought my daughter home safe and sound.

Meeting you makes me feel like a blind man who's been given eyes.

Why? Do you have cataract?

No, no, no, no, that's a metaphor an example, an analogy.

You know what Daddy, how wonderfully he dances..

...how brilliantly he played the drums mind-blowing, superb!

Anyway, I'll go in to change

Bye, Dharam sir, goodnight.

Okay, sir, thank you very much.

One minute, one minute.

I don't know if I should say this..

...but the boy your daughter is about to marry..

...is not worthy of being your son-in-law.

You are saying this?

What's happening, buddy?

In his name, your reputation is being ruined.

But my daughter says he's a decent sort,..

...upright and down-to-earth.

You're right, down-to earth.

He's fallen far lower than that.

Your daughter's Prem (love) isn't right.

My daughter's love isn't right?

But what do we do, sir. Love is blind.

Actually, hearing your name..

...and considering the Kapoor family connection.. .l thought..

I don't blame you.

Look, if on a donkey's hooves,. ..l attach horseshoes..

...that doesn't turn the donkey into a horse.

If I had my way, I'd abuse him..

...and throw him out of my house.

He's not my own, is he? - Oh, step-brother!- What?

No, no, no, straightforward.

I've never met a man as straightforward as you.

Where does one find such true-hearted men these days?

By the way, you're married...? - Bachelor.

Oh! Muscular, popular, spectacular and a bachelor!

And I can also dance, damn it!

Those two, why are they embracing?

To seal the relationship. Congratulations.

What are you saying?

Vidya will 100% become a Kapoor daughter-in-law.

What are you saying?

But not the younger's - the older one's.

What are you saying!

Goodnight Vir. - Goodnight brother.

Goodnight Vidya. - Goodnight brother.

Let go of me!

Goodnight.

Hey! Where are you going? - That..

...I'm scared of sleeping alone.

Sleep with me. Come, come, come.

No, no. I'm not that scared.

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Goodnight. - Goodnight.

Come.

Don't know when this problem will be solved.

Oh God, when will my brother go to Lesotho?

Vir, I was thinking..

...that now we've got away with lying..

...but when you marry Vidya..

...Dharam sir will learn the truth, won't he?

Why are you frightening me, Jhanvi?

We'll cross that bridge when we come to it.

Goodnight.

What are you doing?

Exercise. Early morning. Good for health.

It's the middle of the night.

There is still time before the morning.

Middle of the night?

What time is it?

But you don't have a watch, do you? Goodnight.

Coming in? - No, no!

Yes, Vidya.- Vir, Daddy's been taken to the hospital.- What?

Prem

It's you.

Prem, problem. - What?

Vidya just called. Her dad's in the hospital.

He's had a heart problem.

This was meant to happen. - What?

Your brother must have used his big mouth to make small talk.

Forget that. What should I do now? - Run to the hospital, will you.

Vir.. where are you off to?

That too at this time of the night?

Vid.. Vi.. Jhanvi's father is in the hospital.

What are you saying? - Yes.

So then.. So then? He should go, shouldn't he?

Why are you going?

Brother, if I go, if Jhanvi's father sees me, then..

...the heart attack may turn into heart failure.

Yes, yes. Correct.

That's the first time in your life you've spoken sense.

Vir, you go. All the best, okay.

Okay, I'll call you the moment I reach.

Come, come, come to me, come.. - Goodnight!

Meena, I'm not a rascal!

What? You've reached the hospital?

Be patient, be patient, Meena.

Before you deliver the baby.. .. let me deliver the goods here.

Be patient, yes, I'm coming, I'm coming, I'm coming!

Dhondu, tell your half-better.. - What?

To just chill, Meena! - Hunh?

Yup.

Daddy, you can't leave us like this! - Vir! What are you doing?

Daddy, talk to me! - Vir, he doesn't have a heart problem!

Too much gas has given him breathing trouble.

Oh, thank God!

Daddy, you're saved! You're saved.

Save me! I'm dead. Because of you, I'll die..

Because of me?

Take your foot off the oxygen pipe. - Oh, sorry, sorry, sorry!

Vidya, Vidya.. ..he'll make me die a jackal's death.

Don't call yourself a jackal daddy.

That's just a metaphor, an example, an analogy.

Doctor, doctor, doctor!

His heart rate is increasing rapidly. - What?

We need to shift him to the ICU. Get the stretcher.

I will see you. I will see you..

What happened?

What happened? Get out from here. Get out!

God. You scared me. What are you doing here?

I came to meet you.

Vidya's father has had a heart problem.

He's at the Holy Care hospital. - Vidya!

Hey Vidya! - Dharam sir!

Today I'm going to...! - Open the door!- Prem. No!

You don't worry. Go. I'll handle him. - Vidya, open the door!

I'm coming.

Yes, Dharam sir. - What happened, Vidya?

Why did you scream? - That.. yes.. Lizard.

Lizard?

There's a lizard in the room.. ...and I'm terrified of lizards.

No problem. Do this. Go to sleep in my room and I'll sleep here.

No, that's not.. - No, I won't hear a word, please.

Please go. Go, go, go - Dharam sir..

Ay, see who all are going in there.

And there's you - even after renting the place..

...you're sitting outside with a truck driver.

Do you have any self-respect or not?

Self-respect.. self-respect! - Hey, don't make that noise.

Why are you yelling at a poor man?

If you want to show how brave you are..

...why don't you go in there and see what's happening?

Okay. I enter at owner risk. But you stay here.- Why?

Otherwise the snake will kiss!

JhanvL - Vir, how is Vidya's father?

Upon seeing me, his condition worsened. - What?

What are you doing out here? Where's Prem?

I thought he was with you. - With me? He's not with me.

He's not with you? Then where is Prem?

Your name is Prem Chopra.

So baby, tell me how you feel?

Go slowly into the garden, O honey-bee..

Go slowly..

Vir, Vir!

Brother! - Vir! Vir! -What happened?

This damned Prem Chopra.. - Yeah...?

...thinking I was Vidya, started caressing me. - What?

Your eyes are blinded by the mask of friendship.- No, er, er..

Actually, he's got his eyes on Vidya.

Brother, er, er..

Bloody rapist!

Dharam sir! He's not a rapist. Er.. he.. that.

He suffers from the disease of sleepwalking.

Yes, brother!

The panic attacks he gets, I mean..

...these are the side effects of those.

Look at the poor chap. He's walking in his sleep.

Now let me see..

When this knife goes into his stomach..

...and comes out of his back, then..

Dharam sir, no.

...I'll see whether this scoundrel is sleepwalking..

...or if he's moon-walking. - Brother!

I knew it, I knew it!

Brother, listen to me, brother..

These are side effects of the panic attacks!

Thief!

All mad in this house, throwing knives at gentlemen..

Dhondu, start it, start it.. ...start it, man!

Dhondu, jump start, man! - Happened what?

Knife throwing, knife throwing...!

Here, start the truck, get out!

Hey, why did you stop the truck? - Run, Dhondu, run!

Since when have you been yelling run, run but there's no one behind us.

Where did I land myself?

Hey, what is all this ha ha you're doing?

Dhondu! - What? - Just chill.

Hey, your chill's bill has become very high.

Now your drama has become too much.

I'll take care of everyone including that madman, I'll..

Dhondu! - Now what?

I go to teach Vasudha as you and not myself.

I speak, but it is you.. - Hey.

Hey, this is too much, okay?

You need to go to the mental asylum.

Come out here now!

If my child is born without a father..

...I'll run everyone over with my truck.

Going and coming from your gate to the corner..

...the diesel in my truck is almost finished..

Who's this new character in the story?

This is all because of that madman.

Don't shout, Dhondu, just chill, chill.

If that madman comes out here, your son's birthday..

...and both our death days will come together.

Today, I'll give that madman.. - Hey.. hey.. shut up.

Why are you screaming man? I'll give you..

Shhh.

Say it. - What happened?

Ran out of steam?

I just raised my voice and they ran out of steam, Raghu..

Why did you run out of steam, Dhondu?

You're standing there as if that guy is behind me..

Yesss..

You're standing there as if that guy is behind me..

You're standing there as if that guy is behind me...!

Brother is watching us...?

Truck, Dhondu, bring it out..

Raghu, my brother, my friend.

Come, come. Let's go in and drink some tea.

Brother, about this guy..

Viru.

...the cure for madness isn't always chasing away the madman..

...sometimes reasoning with the madman is required.

Brother, he's totally mad. - What?- Mad, mad.

Look who's talking.

I'll be back.

Don't leave me alone.

Raghu.. how many spoons?

Only one spoon.. but put sugar twice.

Raghu..

Have you ever read the Gita? - To.. never.. never.. never.

Ok.. I'll tell you.

What have you brought with you?" - Truck.. right? My stuff's in there.

I'm talking of wisdom..

Wisdom...!

Okay.. repeat.

Look Raghu..

...it's written in the Gita..

...that "Whatever was yours yesterday, is mine today."

"What's mine today, will be someone else's tomorrow." Understood?

No, you mad man, it's not like that!

Why are you looking there? Listen to me.

What was yours yesterday..

...is mine today and tomorrow too..

...it will continue to be mine, young man!

Did you understand, boy? It's so simple.

Brother Prem!

What is it? - Take it easy.. take it easy.

I'll explain it to you.

Look.. even one's daughter really belongs to someone else.

She has to go one day. That's why I'm saying..

What was yours yesterday will be mine today..

...what's mine today will be someone else's tomorrow. Understood?

Wrong!

What was yours yesterday is mine today..

...and it will also be mine tomorrow!

You insane.. idiot!

Have you lost your mind?!

You insane idiot! Have you lost your mind?!

What was yours yesterday is mine now and will always be mine!- No!

What's mine, is mine and it'll always be mine!

Stop brother, stop! Should I bring all the stuff?

Why are you beating this child? Talk to me.

He's beating us.. he's beating us! - Get out!

For the first time, death is not coming closer to us..

...we're marching towards death!

You're driving the car with such style!

We don't have a single Rupee.. ..so what'll we say to that Tobu?

I'm there with you, no. Why are you so tense?

It's because you're there that I'm so tense!- Action...!

Prem, stop! Stop! Hey, stop!

Tobu sir, please forgive us..

...we tried but failed to organise the money! Please give us one..

Vir.. Vir. Let me do the talking. So Tobu.. come, come.

I don't have money but I've brought something..

...which, after you've seen it, will make you indebted to us!

Expect the unexpected!

Move!

This is a royal gift.. ..for the king of Lesotho.

Prem!

You swiped the king's gift! My brother will have a fit!

Vir.. Vir.. Vir.

You want to see this gift in the king's vault..

...or our heads on our shoulders? - Prem...!

Heads.

Gems, pearls, Dinars, minarets, Pearl.. harbour, blood diamond..

...gold coins, sweets.. what not...!

Prem sir says.. there's no need to ask anything.

Everything is inside this one container.. open it!

Tobu says it's lime pickle!

Uh..uh.. how can it be lime pickle?

No one gifts lime pickle to a king!

There must be diamonds in there.. hidden away from customs!

He's telling the truth.

It's.. it's my brothers.

This isn't lime pickle!

See.. I told you so.

It's carrot.. and radish too!

Tobu says.. the pickle is tasty..

...but with bread (roti) it would be even better!

Not bread! We'll chop you into little pieces! (boti)

Tobu says.. if in 2 days time..

...you have not returned the money..

...we'll take possession of your bungalow worth millions!

And for this rotten, nasty, pickle joke..

...you'll receive punishment right now!

Tobu turned out to be a real creep.

He even took our clothes from us.

All this has happened because of your stupidity.

What.. my stupidity? - Yes!?

He's taken a Rs.250 t-shirt and a Rs.350 pant..

...and we've duped him out of a million.

Hey idiots! What are you doing? Get lost.. get lost!

It's not about the money but your judgement.

Because of your creative ideas..

...there are fewer solutions in my life and more problems!

Was your father a photographer? - Why?

Why are you always so negative?

Don't get tense. I'm there and I have so many creative ideas..

To hell with your creative ideas!

Hey dog.. why are you barking?

On the one hand, there's that Dharam..

...who refuses to leave for Lesotho..

...and Tobu, who's exposed our underwear to the whole of Goa!

And now you're barking!

Dog, you're barking from inside the car..

...I'll come in there and thrash you, and thrash you properly..

...nasty, bloody dog...!

Run Vir, run!

You run. You're the one who fingered him.

Can you believe it, Mrs Lobo?

These days a person known as Rapist Ranga..

...half-naked, he rapes beautiful girls!

Beautiful girls?- Yes. - Then we must take care...!- Yes.

Show me.. show me!

Ranga! - Half-naked!

Run!

Help...!

Help, please! Someone, help!

Someone help! Help!

Someone help! Help!

Hello sir. - Please..

Mary.. you're a girl.

You're like a member of the family. - Thank you, sir

That's why I'm saying this to you..

...that from today you'll stay in my bedroom and l..

Oh my! What are you saying?

I had to say it.

Because Prem's (love) here!

What? There's love between us?

Sir.. I'm a servant..

Prem.. Prem.. Prem!

Doesn't care about rich or poor. Just catches you unawares!

That's why, from today..

...you'll stay in my bedroom. Is that clear?

Yes sir...!

Hello Vir...!

From today, your brother won't give you your pocket money..Mary will.

What? Our Mary?

She's no longer our Mary.

From a servant, she's become a queen!

Tonight, your lecherous brother..

...will sit on a merry-go-round with Mary!

I don't have the time to listen to your useless rubbish!

I'm going to change my clothes.

He's in shock, the poor man.

He's forgotten that he's not wearing any clothes so how will he change?

Now do you see, Prem..

...what your 3rd class ideas have led to?

You've been roaming half-naked around town.. shit!

And you've also begun stealing...!

First it was Dharam sirs watch..

...and after that, the king's royal gift!

Royal...? It had pickle inside..

...and why are you lecturing me..

...when it was you who said "We should do this for Vir."

"We should do that for Vir." Now suffer.

Jhanvi?

Prem! Stop!

Vir! Hey Vir! - What happened?

Brother, what's happened?

That Prem.. he's taken Vidya and run away!

Take the car out! - He's taken the car.

Come on!

What are you doing, man?!

Dhondu!

Brother, what is all this?

Say something to him.

He broke it.. he broke it!

Are you driving the truck or running the country?!

Drive slowly, man!

Dhondu, stop! Give the suitcase.

Dhondu, a world cup T.V. man!

Dhondu, fridge.. fridge!

Chair!

Keep quiet.

I didn't say anything...!

Raghu.. just chill.. chill!

Dhondu"?

I've got screwed!

Hey! My Meena's delivery is happening at this hospital! Meena...!

What happened to Jhanvi?

Buddy, she suddenly fainted while talking to me.

Prem!

Prem, this time you've gone too far!

Brother, actually.. Vidya was suddenly taken sick..

That's why.. that's why Prem..

If Vidya wasn't well, he should have informed you.. or me.

How dare you touch her!

Brother.. - Congratulations! She's pregnant.

Why - are there these silences

Don't know why - my speech is halting

Don't know what's happened

Even the weather is new

The ground is dry, the skies are soaked

Why - are there these silences

Don't know why - my speech is halting

Don't know what's happened

Even the weather is new

The ground is dry, the skies are soaked

Those winds that were, they blow no more

What has happened, how do we speak about it

Those winds that were, they blow no more

What has happened, how do we speak about it

We had never imagined

These moments of happiness would drown in tears

Of what sort - are these happenings

We're close and still there are such distances

Why - is there such loneliness

Don't know why - this world seems so bereft

The days seem like nights

Don't know what is wrong

Heaven hides its face from us

Those winds that were, they blow no more

What has happened, how do we speak about it

Those winds that were, they blow no more

What has happened, how do we speak about it

God has done one good thing.

He hasn't put a price tag on friends..

...or I wouldn't be able to afford you, my friend.

You turned out to be a really valuable friend.

Finally your words have some weight on them.

Sorry, my brother.

Why?

You know why.

I've decided.

I'm going to tell my brother the whole truth.

What are you saying, Vir?

I'm saying what's right, Jhanvi.

I mean.. is it worth it?

I mean.. my friend.. my sister-in-law..

...can't enjoy the happiest moment of their lives!

To hell with the money, man.

You've done so much for us and now..

But Jhanvi, this lie has now become very expensive.

And this favour you're doing for me now..

...I will never be able to repay you.

Favour.. repay.

These words don't exist in the friendship dictionary.

That's exactly it, Prem.

In friendship, you see to the other persons advantage..

...you don't take advantage of them.

Vir?

Vir, it's all over. I'm leaving.

Dharam sir, you know everything? - Yes.

Chautala has told me everything.

What Chautala has told you Vir was about to tell you himself.

Yes brother" forgive me. I've committed a huge mistake.

Mistake?

If the flights to Lesotho have resumed..

...how have you committed a mistake?

He has made a huge mistake, brother!

He knew that the flights had resumed..

...but he wanted you to stay for another day or two!

How sweet, Vir!

Chautala..check if I can get a ticket for a day or two later..

No! No.. no.. no!

It's important that he goes..

...stem the flow of your emotions.. ..but don't stop him!

Let him go.. control!

Have a safe journey.

Come sir.. it's time for your flight.

That's okay, Chautala..

But I can't leave without that gift.

Mary_ - sir...?

Have you seen that gift?

The one for King Bambatta.. - Yes.

That looks like a treasure box? - Yes, that one.

The square shaped one? - Yes, yes, yes.

No, I haven't seen it.

Dharam sir, that night, I think the thief must have taken it.

Yes, it must have been an expensive gift.. with diamonds..

Let's do this.. go to the police and lodge a complaint..

...we'll get the thief arrested and..

No, no, no. It's very important I leave for Lesotho today. - Correct.

Dharam sir, if one gift is gone, then..

...another one is here. Take this.

All your problems will be solved with this.

These people?

Didn't you recognise them, brother?

They're the alms collectors.

Ay! What do you want?

Change the question. Ask, who are they?

This is Tobu. Remember GPL? GPL's head boy.

Poor chap is dumb.

Tobu says.. when will you give the 500,000?

500,000?

Hey, have you come for alms or to collect protection money?

Take this much. The rest later. Go.

Go, go. We'll come soon.

Brother!

Tobu says that..

...Tobu creates war!

Tobu says that..

...the echo of this slap..

Tobu says that..

Tobu speaks!

Tobu speaks!

Goli...!

Hello.. hello.. 1, 2, 3, 4.. 1, 2, 3, 4..

...Tobu speaks.

Holy one!

You're not a doctor, you're a holy man!

Your slap carries magic, Holy One!

You make one person deaf, bring back the other's speech..

Holy One!

Do a check up. You're a great man, a God..

...you're invincible, you are Nicobar & Andaman..

...Holy One!- Hey, how much will you say in one day?

It had rusted, Holy one. Let me speak.. let me speak!

One slap loosened my tongue, and I began to speak..

...Holy man performed a miracle, I began to speak.

Tobu says.. Tobu says..

...your 500,000 loan, has been written off.

What loan?

Er.. actually..

Let me speak, Holy One..

...Holy One, I have full talk-time, let me speak.

These two came to me to bet on a car race..

...and took a 500,000 loan from me.. ..but they lost...!

But that's good, isn't it? You and me met, Holy One.

This gift of speech that you have give me, Holy One..

...what can I give you in return.. what can I give you?

But I want to give you something, Holy One.

Holy One! This, from me to you .. a Rolex, Holy One.

Original, 24-karat gold, and studded with diamonds.

Now don't ask where all the other watches are.

All unique features are in this one. Holy One!

Holy One. They gave me a gift.. I gave you a return gift.

The loan's first instalment. - Vir! Rolex. How cheap!

Cheap? Is that less? One minute, Holy One, one minute.

Holy One, the second return gift.

S.. second instalment.. Bambata's gift.

Vir. - Yes.

Whose idea was this race? - Prem's.

And the loan? - Prem's, Prem's.

Who stole the watch? - Prem did.

And the King's gift? - Prem did.

Who's responsible for all of it? - Prem.

Hey, Prem! - Where is he?

Oh, bullet's are flying? Oh God, bullets are flying!

Bullets are flying! Save me, save me brother!

Who's shooting at us? Who is it?

Hey! Who's throwing stones?

Show yourself, damn you!

Tobu says.. who's shooting bullets, damn it?

Who's throwing stones, damn it?

What're you saying? Those are bullets, not stones, deaf man!

That's what I said, who's throwing stones? Your...!

What are you mopping so early in the morning, Prem?

Mary, why is this doctor licking the floor?

Shut up!

Ah ha, new descent-ery in the house?

Anyhow, whether you send your fruit and nut..

...to Lesotho or to the loo..

...I care a Bhakra Nangal (largest Indian dam) damn!

Give me my deposit of 250,000, give, give and..

Prem brother, now I understand why you're mopping the floor.

Prem brother, what's happened is the water has gone overhead..

...and I don't want to stay in this bungalow.

Give me back my 250,000!

Dharam brother.

Yes, it's because of that madman Dharam that..

...I don't want to stay here.

Dharam brother.

Why are you talking like he's behind me?

Why are you talking like he's behind me?

Why are you talking like he's behind me? He..

Whose idea was the rent? - Prem's.

Who took the deposit for the bungalow? - Prem did.

Who told you that I was insane? - Prem did.

Who is going to die at my hands?

Hey you madman, just chill.

Run.. run fast! Go inside quickly!

Hit him, hit him, hit him! - Me too, me too.

Daddy!

Yes. Daddy.

I agree that that night I told you the whole truth..

...but in your race to kill your son-in-law..

...you were going to kill all of us!

How would I kill anyone? Would I shoot anyone?

I myself am surviving on pills.

How would a dead man take anyone's life?

Hey dead man, are you a ghost?

Hey, get away! Daughter of a ghost!

I was making an analogy, an example.

I came here because my daughter wasn't answering her phone.

I was getting strange, frightening thoughts.

I thought Vir was eloping with my daughter..

...and marrying her forcibly.

Hey, what are you talking about?

Vir and Vidya were married a long time ago.

No! No, that can't be true, Vidya!

You can't do this to me, Vidya!

Your cock-eyed! This one is Vidya!

Hey, I'm her father! - This is Vidya.. my daughter!

Dharam sir. I am Vidya. - Yes, she's Vidya.

Vir's girlfriend.

What...! Your having an affair with a married man!

No, no, no! Vir isn't married! - Then who the hell is married?!

Mr. and Mrs. Prem Chopra.

Look. This is Vidya. Vidya.

And this is Janhavi. Janhavi.

And you we're saying holiday...!

You we're telling me to take a holiday!

Understood? Holiday!

Doctor, just chill!

Hey you...! - I'm dying.. hey!

Vir.. why did you do this?

Brother.. to get my pocket-money increased!

And now.. please don't ask..

...whose idea it was to tell you I was married.

Whose was it? "Your name is Prem chopra."

Come here, you Prem!

What?

Who's she...?

He's your brother and you're asking me.

Wherever the Holy One goes, miracles happen!

Sister-in-law, you are over here.. ...your reflection is over there!

Brother Prem? - Guru!

What game is this? Her face is identical to Mrs. Chopra's!

Yes man. That's why he kept piling on to my wife...!

Just chill, lover boy! One's a radish, the other a bitter-gourd!

Shut up! Shut up!

What happened?

Bambata! You know.. Lesotho's King Bambata?

She's his sister! - God's will.

I know Swahili!

What happened.. meaning?

Her brother's goons are shooting from the outside!

At my brother? - Yes! - Why? But why?

What happened.. meaning.. meaning?

They're shooting at the Holy One..

...because he made her 'mimba" before marriage! 'Mimba'!

Shut up! - 'Mimba'?

Meaning.. meaning?

Meaning.. it means the same thing in any language!

What does it mean in Hindi?

Oh...! 'Mimba'!

'Mimba'...?!

It's a very short story. - Tell us, Holy One!

I visited Lesotho 3 months back.

It was a dark night..

...and behind a dark hill, I met Kututu.. - Oh ho!

...and she worked her magic on me!

Lightening has never struck like it did that day!

And then..

And then what happened, Holy One?

...and then she was.. 'mimba'.

Wow, brother, wow!

Your lie turned out to be the father of all my lies!

The name Prem Chopra suits me...?!

Vir...!

In Lesotho's villages, spread over 50 kms, when a child cries..

...their mother's must be telling them to sleep..

...or their biological father will arrive.. Dharam Kapoor!

Now I understand why black is your favourite colour!

Black suitcase.. black tea!

The lustiest of the lot.. my employer!

I agree...! Come and sleep in my room at night! You Mimbe!

Muscular, popular, spectacular, no.

Womaniser!

Vidya.. I'm okay with you being with Vir.

Vir, come here! - Yes, Daddy?

Pick Vidya up and take her away! - Thank you Daddy!

We're you sending the pickle for the pregnant woman, Holy One?

As you sow, shall you reap. Shame, shame, puppy shame!

This man have to...!

Meaning, meaning, meaning? - N.. n.. nail!- Nail.

Go on.. go on!

Meaning, meaning?! - That means.. oh my God!

Not what you said. What he said!?

They'll kill you all along with me.

Kill us! Why, why, why?

But you're the one who downloaded this Lesotho file!

Why will we be killed?

Look.. they don't leave any witnesses.

To hell with your haraka baraka! Just chill, man!

Meaning, meaning, meaning?! - There's only one way out.

Which one?!

I'll have to marry Kututu.

Then do it, brother. Do it!

Meaning, meaning?

Actually, it means..

One moment. I'll tell them.

Holy One will speak. Holy One will speak.

What it means is..

All.. the.. best!