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( big band music playing )

♪ IF THE RAIN CLOUDS HAVE MADE YOUR BLUE SKIES GRAY ♪

♪ DON'T LET THE RAIN WASH YOUR SMILE AWAY ♪

♪ NO MATTER HOW DARK THE DAY HAS BEEN ♪

♪ THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE AGAIN ♪

♪ IF THE MAN YOU LOVE HAS BEEN UNTRUE ♪

♪ DON'T LET YOUR TEARS MAKE A FOOL OUT OF YOU ♪

♪ THERE'S SOMEONE WAITING JUST AROUND THE BEND ♪

♪ THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE AGAIN ♪

♪ DRY YOUR EYES

♪ NO NEED TO CRY

♪ IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN ♪

♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL AWAKE AND YOUR BLUES WILL BE GONE ♪

♪ IF THE RAIN CLOUDS HAVE MADE YOUR BLUE SKIES GRAY ♪

♪ DON'T LET THE RAIN WASH YOUR SMILE AWAY ♪

♪ NO MATTER HOW DARK THE DAY HAS BEEN ♪

♪ THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE AGAIN ♪

♪ UP AND DOWN

♪ THE WORLD TURNS ROUND

♪ IT'S ALWAYS DARKEST BEFORE THE DAWN ♪

♪ TOMORROW YOU'LL AWAKE AND YOUR BLUES WILL BE GONE ♪

♪ IF THE RAIN CLOUDS HAVE MADE YOUR BLUE SKIES GRAY ♪

♪ DON'T LET THE RAIN WASH YOUR SMILE AWAY ♪

♪ NO MATTER HOW DARK THE DAY HAS BEEN ♪

♪ THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE AGAIN ♪

♪ THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE AGAIN ♪

♪ THE SUN'S GONNA SHINE

♪ AGAIN.

( thunderclap )

Boy: AIN'T GONNA GO, AUSTIN. CHANGED MY MIND.

SHE'S A WITCH.

SHE AIN'T NO WITCH, DONNIE.

AIN'T NOTHING UP THERE BUT A STUPID OLD LADY

WHO LIKES TO GIVE PRESENTS TO KIDS.

EVERYBODY SAYS SHE DON'T WANT PEOPLE SEEING HER...

ON ACCOUNT OF THAT DISEASE MADE HER UGLY.

YOU GO UP THERE, I'M TELLING PA.

PA AIN'T GONNA LET US KEEP NO BICYCLE.

FINE. IF YOU'RE SUCH A FRAIDY-CAT, THEN STAY HERE.

( thunder rumbling )

( stairs creaking )

( meows, screeches )

HELLO, MISS CRAVEN?

IT'S AUSTIN CARTER FROM DOWN THE ROAD.

YOU LEFT ME A LETTER. I'M HERE FOR THE BICYCLE.

Woman: ARE YOU ALONE? DOES ANYBODY KNOW YOU CAME?

IT HAS TO BE A SECRET.

ALL ALONE, MA'AM.

NOBODY KNOWS. ( GASPS )

( door creaks )

NOTHING TO BE AFRAID OF.

A TRADE'S A TRADE.

TOOTH FIRST... AND A SHINY NEW BICYCLE.

- ( door slams loudly ) - ( gasps )

IT'S OKAY, CHILD. JUST THE WIND.

WHERE ARE YOU?

I CAN'T SEE YOU.

STEP INTO THE PARLOR.

NO NEED TO SEE ME, CHILD.

WHERE'S THE BIKE? I CAME BECAUSE OF THE BICYCLE.

I MUST HAVE MY TOOTH FIRST. A BARGAIN IS A BARGAIN.

BUT IT AIN'T COME OUT YET.

THERE'S A STRING ON THE TABLE THERE.

TIE IT 'ROUND YOUR TOOTH.

WE'LL PULL IT OUT.

I AIN'T DOING THIS LEST I SEE THE BIKE FIRST.

- I WOULDN'T LIE, CHILD. -( gasps )

THE BIKE'S RIGHT HERE.

WOW! A SCHWINN.

- SHE'S A BEAUT! - I MUST HAVE MY TOOTH FIRST.

I'VE DONE THIS MANY TIMES.

THE LAST TOOTH IS ALWAYS THE EASIEST.

ARE WE READY?

( breath quavering )

NOW CLOSE YOUR EYES AND GET YOUR PRIZE.

( groans, yells )

( screaming )

- ( yelling ) - ( screaming )

( flesh cutting )

- ( gasps ) - ( Austin screaming )

( gasping )

( sighs, laughs )

( car horn honking )

WELL, IT'S ABOUT TIME.

YEAH. SORRY THAT TOOK SO LONG, PETER.

THEY RAN OUT OF HYDRANGEAS OVER AT SHERMAN'S OUTDOORS,

SO I HAD TO DRIVE ALL THE WAY OVER TO TWIN OAKS.

WE GOT A LOT TO DO BEFORE JULY FIRST.

I COULDN'T DO WITHOUT YOU, BOBBY.

THE OTHER KIDS I HIRED MADE A JOB OUT OF JUST FINDING SHADE.

I APPRECIATE ALL YOUR HARD WORK.

I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT THAT ANTIQUE CHIPPER THING IN THE WOODSHED.

YEAH, WELL, I'M THINKING OF HAVING THAT THING CARTED OUT OF THERE.

IT'S A PIECE OF JUNK.

I THINK I COULD FIX IT.

PRETTY GOOD WITH ENGINES. I THREW A NEW BATTERY IN IT THIS MORNING.

JUST LOOKS LIKE IT NEEDS A LUBE.

MAYBE AFTER DINNER I COULD SEE IF I COULD GET IT RUNNING.

COULD USE IT TO SHRED THAT UNDERBRUSH WE'VE BEEN CUTTING OUT OF THERE...

INSTEAD OF HAULING ALL IT OUT OF HERE BY TRUCK.

ALL RIGHT. WELL, GIVE IT A SHOT.

WHERE THE HELL ARE THEY?

( rock music playing )

HEY, PAM-BAM, LOOK AT THIS MAP

AND SEE IF YOU CAN FIND RIVER BEND ROAD.

I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP, PAMMY.

I'M IN EAST OZ HERE. NOTHING LOOKS LIKE THE MAP.

CAN I ASK YOU A QUESTION?

IT NEVER STOPPED YOU BEFORE.

I'M THINKING OF GOING BACK TO "PAMELA."

"PAMMY" SEEMS SO-- SO LOWER SCHOOL.

I THOUGHT YOU HATED "PAMELA."

I KNOW YOU LIKE PET NAMES LIKE "PAM-BAM" AND "PAMMY,"

BUT NOW THAT I'M 10 AND A HALF,

I THINK I'M A BIT TOO OLD FOR THAT.

I LOVE THE NAME "PAMELA."

THAT'S WHY YOUR DAD AND I PICKED IT.

THEN IT'S SETTLED.

SO, PAMELA,

YOU SEE THIS ROAD ON THAT MAP?

I'M REALLY PRETTY LOST HERE.

WHY DON'T YOU ASK AT THAT STATION? YOU SAID YOU NEEDED GAS.

OKAY.

( bell ringing )

HELLO! I COULD USE A LITTLE HELP OUT HERE!

OH! WE NEED SOME DIRECTIONS.

WE NEED SOME DIRECTIONS.

WE'RE LOST.

( toilet flushing )

GET THE HELL ON OUT OF THAT GARAGE. LEAVE HER BE.

SHE DON'T COTTON TO STRANGERS.

I-I'M LOOKING FOR RIVER BEND ROAD.

YOU AIN'T GONNA FIND IT IN THERE.

- WHAT YA GONNA DO, CHUCK? - SHUT UP, HENRY.

THIS MAP YOU GOT IS AS USELESS AS TITS ON A FORD TRUCK.

NOW GET ON OUT OF THERE.

LEAVE HER BE. I AIN'T GONNA SAY IT TWICE.

I'M LOOKING FOR A NEW BED-AND-BREAKFAST INN JUST OUTSIDE OF CONSTITUTION.

IT SHOULD BE NEAR RIVER BEND ROAD. THAT'S WHAT PETER SAID.

- SON OF A BITCH! RIGHT, CHUCK? - SHUT UP, HENRY.

THIS PETER GUY ISN'T, BY ANY CHANCE, PETER "STEP ON MY DICK" CAMPBELL?

I'M SORRY. WHAT?

WHAT KIND OF BUSINESS YOU GOT WITH THAT

MELTED DOWN PIECE OF SHIT?

HERE'S A FACT OF LIFE, MISSY:

WHEN YOU HANG WITH SHIT, YOU SMELL LIKE SHIT.

EXCUSE ME, BUT I DON'T APPRECIATE THAT KIND OF LANGUAGE.

UH-OH.

-( honks horn ) - PAMMY, WE'RE LEAVING!

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, CHUCK?

- ( honks horn ) - PAMMY!

( toilet flushing )

- PAMMY! - IT'S "PAMELA," MOM. REMEMBER?

COME ON, HONEY. COME ON.

HEY! YOU AIN'T PAID FOR YOUR GAS.

YEAH! AIN'T PAID.

- I'LL GET IT. - SHE PETER CAMPBELL'S KID?

IS THAT RAISED ON CONCRETE MOTHERFUCKER

YOUR GOOD-FOR-NOTHING PA?

- MY DADDY'S DEAD. - GET IN THE CAR, HONEY.

- LET ME GO! - YOUR BOYFRIEND PETER

WENT TO THE CHAMBER OF COMMERCE

AND TRIED TO FUCK-OFF OUR PROPERTY.

HE THINKS THIS IS OVER, BUT THIS AIN'T EVER GONNA BE OVER.

- THERE'S BAD SHIT COMING! - GET OFF ME!

LEAVE MY MOMMY ALONE!

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, CHUCK?

YOU GONNA RUN AROUND BACK AND PULL DOWN HER PANTIES?

- CAN I HAVE SECONDS? - IT DEPENDS ON HOW TORE UP SHE IS...

- GET OFF ME! - ...WHEN I'M THROUGH.

( groans ) DAMN!

( muttering )

GET HER! GODDAMN IT! GET HER! ( groans )

- ( groans ) - ( tires skidding )

THIS AIN'T OVER!

( car horn honking )

AH, FINALLY.

HEY, HEY! ARE THOSE MY GIRLS?

WOULD YOU GIVE ME A HAND WITH THIS SUITCASE?

WHOA!

BRING ENOUGH STUFF?

EXCUSE ME, BUT WE'RE NOT OPEN YET.

DOUG FREEMAN AT THE BANK SAID JULY 1,

BUT I LET MY PLACE IN TOWN GO AND FIGURED...

WHAT'S SIX OR SEVEN DAYS IN THE COURSE OF A LIFETIME?

I'M STAR ROBERTS. I'M LEASING A ROOM.

I'M SORRY I THOUGHT YOUR NAME WAS "STEPHANIE."

OH. IT IS "STEPHANIE."

STEPHANIE THORNE AMANDA ROBERTS.

S-T-A-R: "STAR." GET IT?

YEAH.

YOU KNOW, MR. FREEMAN TOLD ME YOU WERE GOING TO VETERINARY SCHOOL

DOWN IN TWIN OAKS,

AND YOU'D BE LEASING A ROOM ONLY ON THE WEEKENDS.

HE ALSO SAID THAT YOU WERE HIS, UM...

NIECE.

YEAH. ALL THAT'S TRUE--

EXCEPT FOR THE "NIECE" PART.

I USED TO DANCE DOWN AT THE GREASED MONKEY IN TOWN...

AND MR. FREEMAN WAS A HAPPY HOUR REGULAR,

BUT I SAVED UP ENOUGH TO RETIRE FROM SHOW BIZ, SO--

I'M GOING TO VETERINARY COLLEGE.

NEW WORLDS TO CONQUER, YOU KNOW.

- SURE. - ( sighs )

I HOPE ME COMING A WEEK EARLY ISN'T GONNA BE A BIG INCONVENIENCE.

WE HAD A LEASE, SO... WE'LL MAKE IT WORK.

- THANK YOU. YOU'RE A DOLL. - SURE.

LOVE IT HERE. HEY!

LOOK AT THOSE LITTLE GUYS!

I THINK THEY'RE CALLED RUBY-THROATED

ARCHILOCHUS COLUBRIS,

BUT HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE TO EAT FOUR TIMES THEIR WEIGHT IN FOOD EVERY DAY,

JUST TO HAVE ENOUGH ENERGY TO FLY LIKE THAT.

I'M TAKING AVIARY SPECIES FOR A SEMESTER.

I GOTTA JUMP-START THIS SUMMER READING MY TEXT BOOKS.

- THAT'S RIGHT. YEAH. - OH! I LOVE IT.

HEY, MR. C.! WHERE DO YOU WANT THE REST OF THESE FLOW--

WHOA!

BOBBY BOULET, MEET STEPHANIE ROBERTS.

- UH, HEY! - WHOA. SORRY.

HE'S BEEN HELPING ME FIX THE PLACE UP.

CALL ME "STAR."

ALL RIGHT, BOBBY,

YOU CAN CLOSE YOUR MOUTH NOW

AND MAYBE HELP STAR WITH HER BAGS?

GOT IT.

YOUR ROOM IS JUST UP THERE ON THE LEFT.

- GREAT THANKS. -GOT THESE.

MR. C., SHE'S A HOTTIE.

I'M TELLING YOU, IF THAT'S YOUR FIRST TENANT,

YOU HIT THE QUINIELA. ( sighs )

- JUST KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS. - YEAH.

( car approaching )

( shouts ) WHOA!

I MISSED YOU!

OKAY. SO, WHAT DO YOU THINK?

IT'S SO BIG.

IT IS BIG.

YOU KNOW, IT'S A LITTLE RUNDOWN, BUT I THINK IT'S GETTING THERE.

- WHY DON'T YOU GO IN AND CHECK IT OUT? - OKAY.

- HI. - HEY.

I WAS A LITTLE WORRIED ABOUT YOU.

YOU SAID 10:00 AND IT'S ALMOST 1:00.

WE GOT LOST.

BOY. TALK ABOUT YOUR FIXER-UPPER.

WELL... IT'S NOT AS BAD AS IT LOOKS.

( chuckles )

BELIEVE ME, IT'S A WHOLE LOT BETTER THAN IT WAS.

YOUR GAS CAP'S OFF.

- DARCE, WHAT HAPPENED? - I'M STILL SHAKING.

I PULLED INTO A GAS STATION 10 MILES BACK.

TWO BUBBAS WHO LOOKED LIKE EXTRAS FROM "DELIVERANCE" RUN THE PLACE.

THE MINUTE I MENTIONED I WAS COMING UP HERE, THEY ATTACKED ME.

THEY WERE ABOUT TO RAPE ME.

- I ALMOST DIDN'T GET AWAY. - WHAT?

I'M SORRY. I SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU NOT TO STOP THERE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

I'LL FEEL BETTER ONCE I FILE CHARGES.

WHAT THE HELL'S THEIR PROBLEM?

THAT IS A LONG STORY.

LET'S JUST GET YOU SETTLED IN, OKAY?

( phone ringing )

( groans ) MARK.

THE MORRISON CALLEY LAWSUIT JUST FINISHED PRETRIAL DEPS.

THE CASE GOT FAST-TRACKED, SO HE'S ALL OVER US.

IF PARALEGAL JOBS WEREN'T SO SCARCE RIGHT NOW,

I'D BE OUT OF THERE.

YEAH, WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

YOU SHOULD HAVE SEEN THIS PLACE BEFORE, DARCE.

THE WINDOWS WERE PAINTED BLACK...

AND ALL THE MIRRORS INSIDE WERE COVERED OVER.

I'M TELLING YOU, YOU GIVE ME ANOTHER WEEK

AND YOU WON'T RECOGNIZE THIS PLACE.

( sighs )

THAT SHOULD HELP TAKE THE EDGE OFF.

YEAH. THANKS.

SURE.

( sighs )

SO...

WHAT DO YOU REALLY THINK OF THE PLACE?

ONCE IT'S CLEANED UP, I THINK IT'LL BE FINE.

YOU KNOW, WHEN I WAS WORKING IN PEDIATRICS,

THAT'S HOW WE USED TO DESCRIBE UGLY BABIES.

COME ON, PETER.

I'M UP HERE. I BROUGHT PAMMY.

I KEPT MY END OF THE BARGAIN.

YOU'RE MAKING IT SOUND LIKE YOU HAVE TO TAKE MEDICINE.

IT'S YOUR PRESCRIPTION. YOU'RE THE DOCTOR--

OR AT LEAST YOU WERE.

DARCE, COME ON. WE'VE BEEN OVER THIS A THOUSAND TIMES.

I MADE A SHITTY DOCTOR.

MY HEART WAS NOT IN IT.

YOU SAID YOU WERE GONNA FILL ME IN.

SO... WHO ARE THE IDIOTS WHO BROKE MY WINDOW?

THOSE IDIOTS WERE THE HAMMOND BROTHERS.

THEY WERE SQUATTING ON THE PROPERTY WITH THEIR SISTER MAUDE

WHEN I BOUGHT THE PLACE, SO I HAD TO GET THE MUNICIPAL COURT TO KICK THEM OUT.

NEEDLESS TO SAY, THEY WEREN'T HAPPY ABOUT IT.

LISTEN, LET'S--

LET'S TALK ABOUT YOU AND I.

( cellphone ringing )

( ringing continues )

WHAT IS IT, MARK?

NO NO. BRIAN HAS THOSE PAPERS.

I GAVE THEM TO HIM BEFORE I LEFT.

HELLO? ANYBODY IN HERE?

WOW!

IT'S A 1949 SCHWINN.

WHO ARE YOU? HOW'D YOU GET IN HERE?

I'M FROM DOWN THE LANE,

BUT YOU CAN'T TELL.

I'M SUPPOSED TO BE AT HOME DOING CHORES.

YOU LIVE ON A FARM?

YEAH, ABOUT A MILE FROM HERE.

ARE THERE HORSES?

I'M TAKING RIDING LESSONS-- ENGLISH SADDLE.

WE HAD HORSES ONCE, BUT THEY DIED.

I LOVE HORSES.

THIS BIKE'S GOT THE NEW STYLE.

TOOLBOX TANK WITH THE BATTERY CLIP AND SWITCH BUILT RIGHT IN.

WONDER IF WE CAN GET THESE TIRES INFLATED.

BICYCLE PUMP RIGHT OVER THERE.

YOU JUST WANDER IN TO OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES WITHOUT ASKING?

AIN'T A HOUSE. IT'S A WOODSHED.

I WAS JUST WONDERING WHO'S MOVING IN.

- THAT'S ALL. - PETER CAMPBELL.

- HE AND MY MOM USED TO BE ENGAGED. - ( air hissing )

HE WAS A DOCTOR THEN.

NOW HE QUIT. HE JUST WRITES SHORT STORIES.

ARE YOU MOVING IN TOO?

THERE'S NOT MANY KIDS TO PLAY WITH AROUND HERE.

WE COULD BE FRIENDS.

ME AND MY MOM ARE JUST HERE FOR THE WEEKEND.

I WAS WORRIED THERE WOULDN'T BE ANY KIDS,

SO, I'M GLAD YOU CAME OVER.

- I'M EMMA INGE. - PAMELA WAGNER.

WANNA PLAY DRESS-UP?

WHY DON'T I GET THIS BIKE WORKING FIRST?

GET IT CLEANED UP AND GO EXPLORING.

YOU GOTTA STOP, PAMELA.

WHY?

THIS IS WITCHES' RIVER.

IT'S HAUNTED.

HOW OLD ARE YOU?

I'LL BE 11 IN FEBRUARY.

ME TOO. MOMMY SAYS WE AQUARIANS HAVE ACTIVE IMAGINATIONS,

BUT I THINK WE'RE BOTH TOO OLD TO BELIEVE IN WITCHES, EMMA.

DO YOU HAVE ANY BABY TEETH LEFT?

SO WHAT IF I DO? BUT IT'S JUST ONE, SO IT BARELY COUNTS.

BEST NOT TO PULL IT TILL YOU'RE SAFE AT HOME. THE WITCH COLLECTS TEETH.

- HOW DOES SHE DO THAT? - BAD LUCK TO TALK ABOUT HER.

LIKE VOLDEMORT IN HARRY POTTER?

WHO'S HARRY POTTER?

HARRY POTTER AND THE SORCERER'S STONE.

HARRY POTTER AND THE CHAMBER OF SECRETS?

J.K. ROWLING?

MY PARENTS DIED WHEN I WAS SIX.

I AIN'T ALLOWED TO LEAVE THE FARM MUCH,

SO I DON'T HEAR ABOUT A LOT OF THINGS.

YEAH, BUT STILL-- HARRY POTTER!

OKAY. GO ON.

TELL ME ABOUT THAT SILLY OLD WITCH.

SHE USED TO LIVE IN THE HOUSE YOU'RE IN...

A LONG TIME AGO.

WHEN SHE WAS ALIVE, SHE HAD A HORRIBLE DISEASE.

TUMORS GREW IN HER MOUTH AND ON HER FACE.

CHILDREN TEASED HER WHEN SHE WENT TO SCHOOL.

AFTER HER PARENTS DIED,

SHE COVERED ALL THE MIRRORS IN THE HOUSE

AND PAINTED ALL THE WINDOWS BLACK

AND NEVER CAME OUT,

BUT AS SHE GOT OLD, SHE GOT MEANER.

SHE STARTED LURING CHILDREN UP THERE,

TAKING THEIR TEETH AND KILLING THEM.

SHE'D PUT THEIR TEETH IN HER MAGIC MUSIC BOX,

AND CURSED THE CHILDREN SO THEIR SOULS WOULD BE TRAPPED...

TO WANDER THE EARTH FOREVER.

AND THAT'S WHY THEY CALLED HER THE "TOOTH FAIRY."

AND YOU SAY YOU NEVER READ HARRY POTTER.

I HAVE TO GET HOME BEFORE DARK.

YOU BETTER GET HOME TOO.

YOU BE CAREFUL, PAMELA.

DON'T LET THE TOOTH FAIRY HAVE YOUR LAST TOOTH.

SHE KNOWS WHEN THEY'RE LOOSE.

ONCE SHE HAS IT, SHE'LL KILL YOU.

( grunts )

UH-OH.

PAM! IS SHE UPSTAIRS?

NO. NO. PAMMY!

I'LL CHECK THE WOODSHED.

SHE'S NOT THERE. I ALREADY CHECKED.

WHAT'S THE FUSS?

- MY DAUGHTER'S MISSING. - I'LL HELP YOU LOOK.

STAR AND I COULD JUMP IN THE TRUCK. MAYBE WE COULD--

NO, NO. BOBBY, LET'S GO CHECK THE BACKYARD.

I USED TO LIVE IN THIS AREA. I KNOW THESE ROADS.

I'LL DRIVE.

STEPHANIE, I'M DARCY.

HI. NICE TO KNOW YOU. WHAT WAS SHE WEARING?

JEANS AND A BLUE HOODIE.

IT'S BEEN A COLD JULY. I HOPE SHE'S WARM ENOUGH.

IS THAT HER?

PETER, SHE'S HERE!

OH! THANK GOD WE FOUND YOU.

WHAT HAPPENED TO YOUR MOUTH?

I FELL. I KNOCKED OUT MY LAST BABY TOOTH.

( sighs ) GOOD GOING, KIDDO.

SCHOOL PICTURES COMING UP IN A WEEK

AND NOW YOU HAVE A BIG HOLE IN YOUR SMILE.

( chattering )

♪ THE SUN COMES UP WITH A BLOODY NOSE ♪

♪ IT SCREAMS OUT "EYE OF THE GODS" ♪

♪ ANOTHER DAY OLDER ANOTHER DAY TOUGHER ♪

♪ THE MUSIC PLAYS REAL LOUD ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IN THE DISTANCE IS THE THUNDER ♪

( thunderclap )

♪ COMING FOR YOU AND I.

( chattering )

Emma: ONCE SHE HAS YOUR TOOTH, SHE'LL KILL YOU.

I MET THIS GIRL TODAY. HER NAME'S EMMA INGE.

SHE LIVES ON A FARM ABOUT A MILE FROM HERE.

I WAS GOING TO INVITE HER OVER TOMORROW.

SO, I ASKED BOBBY ABOUT HER.

HE LIVES IN TOWN,

BUT HE SAID HE NEVER HEARD OF AN INGE FAMILY.

IT'S KIND OF STRANGE, HUH?

I NEVER SAW YOU PLAYING WITH A GIRL.

WAS SHE NICE?

YEAH, BUT, SHE DRESSES KIND OF WEIRD.

WELL, THIS IS THE COUNTRY, SWEETHEART.

IT'S A LONG WAY TO MELROSE AVENUE.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN WITCHES, MOMMY?

LIFE ISN'T A HARRY POTTER NOVEL, PAMELA.

BUT DIDN'T THEY USED TO BURN WITCHES IN SALEM, MASSACHUSETTS?

IN SALEM, THEY DIDN'T UNDERSTAND DISEASE

OR WHY SO MANY BABIES WERE DYING DURING CHILDBIRTH.

SINCE THEY COULDN'T UNDERSTAND IT,

THEY FOUND PEOPLE WHO DIDN'T FIT IN

AND CALLED THEM "WITCHES"

AND BURNED THEM AT THE STAKE

HOPING TO MAKE THEIR PROBLEMS GO AWAY.

WHAT'S ALL THIS ABOUT?

EMMA SAYS THERE USED TO BE A WITCH THAT LIVED IN THIS HOUSE.

RIGHT HERE IN THIS HOUSE.

WELL, SHE'S NOT HERE ANYMORE.

OKAY? NOW IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO GO TO SLEEP.

LEAVE THE LIGHT ON IN THE HALL.

OKAY.

( grunting )

( grunting continues )

( grunts )

NICE NIGHT.

I COULDN'T CONCENTRATE ON THIS BOOK IN MY ROOM FOR SOME REASON.

LISTEN TO WHAT I JUST FOUND:

"PIGEONS WERE ORIGINALLY BROUGHT TO THIS COUNTRY AS PETS,

BUT THEY ESCAPED AND FORMED FERAL POPULATIONS

THAT ARE NOW THE NUMBER ONE PEST BIRD IN THE U.S."

I DIDN'T KNOW THAT. DID YOU?

YEAH.

YOU DID?

I MEAN, NO. NO. I--

I'M NOT SURE. ( chuckles )

I ALWAYS LOVED ANIMALS,

EVEN AS A KID I USED TO HAVE

ALL KINDS OF BROKEN BIRDS AND SICK LIZARDS AND STUFF

AND NURSE 'EM BACK TO HEALTH.

I-- I WAS ALWAYS KIND OF YOUR GIRL GEEK TYPE, YOU KNOW?

THEN I STARTED GROWING UP--

THIS IS WHAT I ENDED UP WITH.

YEAH. NO KIDDING, HUH?

IT'S FUNNY HOW YOU CAN END UP BECOMING

WHAT IT IS YOU LOOK LIKE,

BUT UNDERNEATH ALL THIS, I'M STILL JUST

STAR ROBERTS, GIRL GEEK.

IT TOOK ME A MESS OF TIME TO GET THAT SORTED OUT,

BUT I'M ON THE RIGHT TRACK NOW,

AND I CAN HARDLY WAIT TO START MY CLASSES.

( chuckles )

I PLAY FOOTBALL.

WON THE LEAGUE CHAMPIONSHIPS THIS YEAR.

- REALLY? - YEAH.

GOT A SCHOLARSHIP AT FRESNO STATE.

START TWO-A-DAY DRILLS IN ABOUT A WEEK.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA STUDY?

UH, THOUGHT I'D TRY ELECTRICAL ENGINEERING.

YOU KNOW, MY FOLKS, THEY WANT ME IN FARM MANAGEMENT,

BUT I DON'T KNOW IF I REALLY WANT TO BE

IN FARM MANAGEMENT THE REST OF MY LIFE.

JUST 'CAUSE YOU LIVE ON A FARM AND LOOK LIKE A FARM BOY,

DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE ONE, RIGHT?

TAKE IT FROM SOMEBODY WHO JUST TOOK A THREE YEAR DETOUR.

YOUR DREAMS WILL CARRY YOU,

BUT YOU GOTTA BE WILLING TO FLY FIRST.

( inhales )

SO NICE HERE.

I LOVE IT.

( door creaks )

( screaming )

Pamela: MOMMY! MOMMY, WHERE ARE YOU?

( gasping )

WHO'S THAT? WHO'S THERE?

- ( screaming ) - HUSH, CHILD! HUSH UP!

- YOU'LL RAISE THE DEAD. - HEY! LET GO OF HER!

WHO ARE YOU?

MRS. MACDONALD. YOUR NEXT-DOOR NEIGHBOR.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING SNEAKING AROUND UP HERE? IT'S ALMOST MIDNIGHT.

WHAT'S GOING ON? WHO WAS SCREAMING?

YOU MUST LISTEN TO ME, ALL OF YOU!

YOUR LIVES ARE IN GREAT DANGER.

THIS HOUSE IS A PLACE OF UNTOLD EVIL.

AWFUL THINGS HAVE TRANSPIRED HERE--

UNSPEAKABLE THINGS TO CHILDREN!

- SHE WAS IN MY ROOM. - NONSENSE, CHILD!

I SAW YOU.

YOU WERE LEANING OVER MY BED.

YOU TRIED TO GET MY TOOTH.

THAT WAS NOT ME.

IT WAS HER.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN "HER"?

WHO THE HELL ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT?

THE EVIL ONE IS AWAKE.

ALL THIS WORK ON THE HOUSE HAS DISTURBED HER SLUMBER.

AND, NOW, SHE WILL TAKE REVENGE ON ALL OF YOU.

MARK MY WORDS,

ALL WHO STAY WILL DIE.

PAMMY, I DON'T WANT YOU LISTENING TO THIS.

COME ON.

LISTEN, MRS. MACDONALD,

I WANT YOU OFF OF MY PROPERTY.

I DON'T CARE IF YOU ARE MY NEIGHBOR,

YOU DON'T COME SNEAKING AROUND HERE,

SCARING THAT LITTLE GIRL HALF TO DEATH.

WELL, I HAVE SEEN THE WITCH, AND I KNOW.

ALL OF YOU MUST LEAVE BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE.

AT LEAST WE KNOW WHO NOT TO BORROW A CUP OF SUGAR FROM.

( engine starts )

YEAH.

YEAH! HA! HE SHOOTS, HE SCORES!

(engine stops )

( door creaking )

WHO IS THAT?

MRS. MACDONALD?

PETER DOESN'T WANT YOU AROUND HERE ANYMORE.

( grunts )

( "Three Blind Mice" playing through music box )

( engine starts )

( muffled screaming )

( screaming )

( grinding )

( music continues )

- MOMMY! - WHAT'S THAT?

- DID YOU HEAR THAT? - YEAH.

SOUNDED LIKE IT CAME FROM THE WOODSHED.

COME ON. LET'S GO.

DARCE, I WANT YOU TO STAY HERE WITH STAR AND PAM, OKAY?

- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - OKAY.

( engine running )

( door creaking )

( whispers ) BOBBY?

( engine stops )

WHAT THE HELL?

( police radio chatter )

EXCUSE ME, FOLKS.

I'M GONNA HAVE THE CORONER

COLLECT UP THE WHOLE DANG MESS, TAKE IT TOWN.

THAT CONTRAPTION TURNED THAT POOR BOY INTO TOMATO PUREE.

YOU SAY HE WAS FIXING IT?

YEAH, THE ENGINE WAS ALL BUSTED UP,

BUT BOBBY FIGURED HE COULD GET IT GOING.

HE MUST'VE HAD HIS HEAD DOWN THERE,

SOME DANG THING TRIED TO FREE THE CHOPPER WHEEL.

TURNED ON BY MISTAKE AND GOT PULLED IN.

THAT BOY WAS A FOOTBALL PLAYER AND A HALF. IT'S A DAMN SHAME.

HE WANTED TO STUDY ENGINEERING.

WHY DON'T YOU FOLKS GO ON BACK TO THE HOUSE?

I'LL LET YOU KNOW WHEN WE'RE READY TO LEAVE.

THANKS.

COME ON, STAR.

( sobbing )

DO YOU WANT TO TALK ABOUT THIS?

I CAN'T EVEN BEAR TO THINK ABOUT IT.

LATER, THEN--

BUT I DON'T THINK YOU SHOULD BURY IT.

WE NEED TO TALK ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED.

I DON'T WANT IT TO GIVE YOU NIGHTMARES.

I'M TOO AFRAID TO GO UPSTAIRS OR GO TO SLEEP.

I UNDERSTAND,

BUT YOU HAVE TO TRY.

SHE WAS IN MY ROOM, MOM.

MRS. MACDONALD WON'T COME BACK.

PETER MADE HER GO AWAY.

I THINK SHE'S THE WITCH WHO KILLED BOBBY.

THERE'S NO SUCH THING AS WITCHES.

BUT IF SHE'S NOT A WITCH,

HOW'D SHE KNOW MY TOOTH WAS GONE?

EMMA SAYS SHE ALWAYS KNOWS.

ONCE SHE GETS MY TOOTH...

SHE'LL KILL ME.

YOU CAN'T LET YOUR IMAGINATION RUN AWAY WITH YOU, HONEY,

AND MRS. MACDONALD IS JUST A CRAZY OLD LADY.

WE'LL LOCK UP TIGHT.

SHE WON'T GET IN AGAIN. I PROMISE.

COME HERE.

ARE YOU OKAY?

YEAH. FINE.

( groans )

HOW COULD SOMETHING LIKE THAT HAPPEN?

- HOW'S PAMMY? - NOT SO HOT.

NOW THAT THIS HAS HAPPENED,

I DON'T KNOW IF I FEEL...

THE SAME WAY ABOUT THIS PLACE.

MAYBE MOVING UP HERE

TO BE A WRITER WASN'T SUCH A HOT IDEA AFTER ALL.

MAYBE THIS WHOLE THING WAS A BIG MISTAKE.

NO. YOU GOTTA DO WHAT YOU WANT.

I DON'T WANNA PUT ANY PRESSURE ON YOU, BUT

PAMMY AND I WOULD LOVE TO HAVE YOU COME HOME.

CAN'T YOU WRITE STORIES ANYWHERE?

DOES IT HAVE TO BE AT SOME INN WAY OUT IN THE COUNTRY?

LOOK, I ADMIT THAT, YOU KNOW,

THIS PLACE HASN'T...

BEEN VERY PEACEFUL,

BUT TRUST ME, DARCE,

I WILL NOT LET ANYTHING HAPPEN TO YOU OR PAM.

COME HERE.

PETER!

YEAH?

WHERE'S MY CAR?

IT WAS RIGHT THERE WHEN THE COPS LEFT.

WHAT KIND OF WACK-JOB TAKES A HYUNDAI?

ONE OF THE REASONS YOU DRIVE THOSE THINGS IS BECAUSE NOBODY EVER STEALS THEM.

I GOT A HUNCH IT'S THE KIND OF LAME CRAP

THOSE DIPSHIT HAMMOND BROTHERS WILL BE PULLING.

( phone ringing )

UH, SHERIFF PEPPER, PLEASE.

WELL, WHEN WILL HE BE BACK?

OKAY. THANK YOU.

WON'T BE BACK TILL NOON.

WE'LL WAIT TILL PAMMY GETS UP

AND WE'LL TAKE A TRIP INTO TOWN.

THANKS.

TO PUT A LITTLE SUGAR IN YOUR DAY.

- THANKS, PETER. - YOU'RE WELCOME.

NOW WHY DON'T YOU GO CHECK OUT

SOME OF THOSE COOL SUNGLASSES

AND YOUR MOM AND I ARE GONNA GO TALK

TO THE SHERIFF, OKAY?

- OKAY. - SEE YOU IN A MINUTE.

MEET ME IN THE CHANGING ROOM.

YOU'LL NEVER BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT.

BOBBY BOULET DIED. IT'S ALL AROUND TOWN.

AND THE TOOTH FAIRY, SHE WAS IN MY ROOM.

SHE TRIED TO GET MY TOOTH.

SHE CAN'T COME AFTER YOU UNLESS YOUR TOOTH IS OUT.

AS LONG AS IT'S IN YOUR MOUTH, YOU'RE SAFE.

I FELL OFF THE BIKE. I KNOCKED IT OUT.

- AND LAST NIGHT-- - Woman: ONLY ONE PERSON

IN THE CHANGE ROOM AT A TIME.

I'M SORRY. I'M ALL ALONE.

IT'S JUST MY RADIO. I'LL TURN IT OFF.

I'M SO SCARED. SHE ALMOST GOT ME.

AND, NOW, SHE'S AFTER THIS TOOTH.

NOW THAT THE TOOTH FAIRY WANTS THAT TOOTH,

SHE'LL COME AFTER YOU WHEREVER YOU GO.

YOU'RE NOT SAFE UNLESS WE STOP HER.

HOW CAN WE STOP HER?

IF WE GIVE HER YOUR TOOTH,

SHE'LL LEAD US TO THE MAGIC MUSIC BOX.

THAT'S WHERE SHE KEEPS THE TEETH.

ONCE WE HAVE THE MUSIC BOX,

I THINK HER SPELL'S BROKEN.

ONCE SHE GETS MY TOOTH, SHE'LL KILL ME.

SHE CAN'T BEAR TO LOOK AT HERSELF.

YES, BUT HOW WILL THAT KEEP ME ALIVE?

WE CAN USE THAT.

WE JUST HAVE TO BE VERY, VERY CLEVER.

( sighs ) HE SEEMED ABOUT AS INVOLVED

AS ONE OF MARK'S NOTORIOUS SLEEPING JURORS.

WELL, THEY GOT THEIR HANDS FULL WITH THE MEDIA

OVER BOBBY'S DEATH.

MY CAR'S PROBABLY HALFWAY TO BOLIVIA BY NOW.

MAYBE NOT.

I WONDER IF THEY TOOK ANYTHING.

HOW DO YOU UNHOOK THIS THING?

IT DON'T UNHOOK.

NOW WE GOT OURSELVES A FULL-FLEDGED INNKEEPER.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, CHUCK?

I WANT MY CAR BACK.

YOU TRESPASSED ON PRIVATE PROPERTY

AND STOLE IT. THAT'S AGAINST THE LAW.

WELL, I FOUND THESE

IN YOUR BACKSEAT, MISSY.

IT SAYS HERE YOU'RE A PARALEGAL

THAT'S SOME KIND OF LAWYER'S HELPER, ISN'T IT?

SEE I'M FIGURING THAT THIS MEANS YOU UNDERSTAND

THE CONCEPT OF A MECHANIC'S LIEN.

WELL, ME AND MY BROTHER, WE PUT ONE OF THEM THING-A-MA-BOBS

ON YOUR CAR HERE ON ACCOUNT OF

YOU TOOK OFF WITHOUT PAYING FOR YOUR GAS.

- BULLSHIT! - DARCE.

HEY, SHUT UP. AND YOU.

KEEP YOUR TRAP SHUT AS WELL,

OR I'M GONNA FILL THE HOLE WITH ONE OF MY

SIZE 13 BOOTS.

SHE DIDN'T PAY FOR HER GAS,

SO WE IMPOUNDED THE CAR.

COURSE CALLING THIS ROLLER SKATE A CAR IS A MITE BIT OF STRETCH,

BUT WHAT THE FUCK, IT TAKES WHAT THE GOOD LORD PROVIDES.

IF SHE OWES YOU MONEY FOR GAS, I'LL PAY IT.

YOU OBVIOUSLY DON'T HEAR TOO GOOD, MR. PETE.

I SAID TO "SHUT UP"!

THIS AIN'T SOME CITY COURT PROCEEDING

WHERE BULLSHIT FLOWS DOWNHILL,

AND HONEST FOLKS WHO MISS A FEW PAYMENTS ON THEIR HOUSE

GET RUN OFF LIKE RABID DOGS.

YOU WERE SQUATTING ON MY PROPERTY.

NOW JUST UNHOOK THE CAR, ASSHOLE.

"UNHOOK THE CAR, ASSHOLE."

SOUNDS LIKE MR. PETE NEEDS TO GET TOOK DOWN A NOTCH.

DON'T GET INTO A FIGHT OVER THIS, PETER.

WE'LL JUST GO TO THE SHERIFF.

( chuckles ) YOU MEAN COUSIN CLAUDE?

WELL, THAT AIN'T GONNA WORK OUT QUITE LIKE HOW YOU THINK.

SO GO AHEAD.

SEE IF YOU CAN'T TAKE BACK YOUR KOREAN LEAF BLOWER WITH WINDOWS,

BUT I BEST WARN YA, WHEN THE SHIT JUMPS OFF,

I AIM TO HAMMER YOU TO DOG SHIT.

HEY!

- ( grunts ) - PETER!

- STOP IT! - ( grunts )

I SAID STOP IT!

( groans, coughs )

( grunts )

FEISTY LITTLE BEAVER, AREN'T YOU?

( grunts )

YOU SON OF A BITCH. ( grunts )

( grunts )

COME ON, DARCY. COME ON. LET'S GO.

WAIT A MINUTE.

COME ONTO OUR PROPERTY AGAIN--

- I'LL SHOOT YOUR BALLS OFF. - ( whimpers )

( blues music playing )

( vehicle approaches )

- ( engine stops ) - ( truck door opens )

- CHERISE. - YEAH?

HEY, CHERISE. COME ON OUT.

THEY'RE BACK.

SURE THIS GUY ISN'T LIKE THAT OTHER FRIEND,

THAT... LUIS CHARACTER WITH THAT METH HABIT?

UH-UH. Y-YOU'RE GONNA LOVE PETE.

HIS CHAKRA IS AS BLUE AS A MOUNTAIN LAKE.

HE'S BEEN MY MAIN MAN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL. ( chuckles )

H-HEY, DARCE, PAMMY.

- COLE. - WHAT'S UP?

OOH. WHAT'S THE 411? SOMEONE THROW DOWN ON YOU?

UH--

NO, I JUST HAD A LITTLE MISUNDERSTANDING IN TOWN.

SO WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?

YOU ASKED ME TO COME UP AND HELP, REMEMBER?

YEAH, BUT I--

I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU HAD A GIG.

TOMORROW.

CHERISE, MEET THE BIG DOG.

THIS IS CHERISE LOWE.

WE, UH, HIRED HER ON AS A...

ROADIE FOR PRAYING MANTIS.

YOU KNOW, SHE PUTS STUFF UP, TAKES SHIT DOWN

AND SELLS CDS AND T-SHIRTS IN THE LOBBY,

SOMETIMES ON THE STREET.

I ALSO READ CHAKRAS AND ADJUST AURAS.

OH, WE SURE COULD HAVE USED SOME AURA ADJUSTING YESTERDAY.

SO, I THOUGHT YOUR-- YOUR GIG WAS UP IN PORTLAND?

WELL, I WOULDN'T WANNA MISS THE GRAND OPENING.

THE GRAND OPENING'S JULY 1.

OOPS. HEE-HEE. MY BAD.

COME HERE. GIMME A HUG.

RIGHT.

HEY, UM, LOOK--

WELL, I'M GLAD YOU'RE HERE.

I'M JUST GONNA GO INSIDE

AND GET SOME ICE ON THIS.

I HOPE YOU PUT THE OTHER GUY IN THE HOSPITAL.

WELL, IT WAS GUYS, ACTUALLY,

AND, UM--

YOU CAN SAY WE DID ADJUST THEIR AURAS.

YOUR PERSONAL LANDSCAPE

IS A MANUSCRIPT WRITTEN BY YOUR ACTIONS.

WHEN YOU FIGHT, YOU ALWAYS LOSE

MORE THAN YOU REDEEM.

THANKS.

( chuckles )

YOU SORT OF HAD TO BE THERE.

COME ON, PAMMY.

( whispering ) LISTEN.

A TRANSCENDENT EVIL HAS BEEN AWAKENED IN THIS HOUSE,

AND IT'S STARTED TO ASSERT ITS WILL.

TELL ME ABOUT IT.

EASY ON THE FREAKY SHIT, MAN.

Star: WORST PART IS, HE WAS STARTING COLLEGE IN A WEEK.

SO MUCH TO LIVE FOR.

WOW.

THAT KIND OF SUCKS THE BIG ONE.

SO SAD. I WISH I COULD STOP THINKING ABOUT IT.

IT REALLY BUMS ME OUT.

I TOTALLY UNDERSTAND.

WHAT KIND OF MUSIC DO YOU PLAY?

IT'S, UH... ALTERNATIVE COUNTRY RAP.

IT'S A GENRE I CREATED MYSELF.

YEAH.

I ALWAYS WANTED TO PLAY AN INSTRUMENT,

BUT, UH... GOD DIDN'T GIVE ME THAT GIFT.

AND I THINK I'M TONE-DEAF.

OH, YOU MIGHT BE TONE-DEAF,

BUT YOU SCORE IN SOME OTHER DEPARTMENTS.

I MEAN, LOOK AT YOU. FUCKING GORGEOUS.

GOD GAVE YOU PLENTY. I MEAN, FORGET MUSIC.

YOU SHOULD BE A MODEL OR SOMETHING.

NO. I ALREADY TRIED THAT.

MODELING'S FOR LOSERS.

I'M GOING TO BE A VETERINARIAN.

START SCHOOL NEXT WEEK.

THAT IS SO COOL.

YOU THINK SO?

YEAH.

MOST GUYS TRY AND TALK ME OUT OF IT.

THEY WANT ME TO STAY JUST THE WAY I AM.

NOT ME, MAN. YOU KNOW?

SO MANY GIRLS,

ALL THEY THINK ABOUT IS DUMB STUFF

LIKE, UH, "HOW'S MY HAIR LOOK?

ARE MY BOOBS TOO SMALL?"

YOU KNOW, "DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS?"

IT GETS REAL OLD BECAUSE IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT THEM.

I MEAN, TO BE TRULY BEAUTIFUL,

YOU GOTTA GIVE THE BEST PART OF YOURSELF TO OTHERS.

YOU CAN'T SEE REAL BEAUTY.

IT'S TRANSCENDENT.

THAT'S VERY INSIGHTFUL.

AND SO... POETIC.

I'M A SONGWRITER, SO, UH...

POETRY KIND OF COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

Peter: HEY. WHO WANTS WINE?

NONE FOR ME, THANKS.

I HAVE TWO CHAPTERS TO GET THROUGH TONIGHT.

- GOOD NIGHT. - NIGHT.

( exhales )

SOME THINGS NEVER CHANGE, DO THEY?

THANK YOU.

COLE, I WANTED AGAIN TO SAY THANKS

FOR COMING UP ON SUCH SHORT NOTICE.

I MEAN, WITH WHAT HAPPENED TO BOBBY AND ALL, I--

I JUST DON'T KNOW HOW

I WOULD HAVE GOT THE PLACE OPEN BY JULY 1.

LOOK, UNFORTUNATELY,

IT TOOK A LOT LONGER TO GET UP HERE THAN I THOUGHT,

AND, UH, WE NEEDED A NEW CLUTCH FOR THE VAN.

WE BURNED THROUGH ALL OUR CONTINGENCY DOUGH.

I GOT STUCK IN BAKERSFIELD FOR TWO DAYS.

I'M AFRAID I'M GONNA HAVE TO LEAVE FIRST THING IN THE MORNING.

- WELL, I MEAN-- - OUR NEW CD IS SLAMMING, MAN.

YOU GOTTA HEAR IT.

UH, WE SELL IT AT OUR GIGS. SEVEN BUCKS A COPY.

WE'RE DOING GOOD. WE'RE AVERAGING, 75 COPIES A SHOW.

CONGRATULATIONS, COLE. THAT'S GREAT.

HERE'S JUST, UM,

ONE LITTLE ANT STUCK IN THE AFTERBIRTH.

UH, WE'RE GONNA BURN A COUPLE OF HUNDRED COPIES,

AND WITH THE VAN BREAKING DOWN

AND THE COST OF THE POSTERS FOR THE OREGON EVENT, UM--

YOU NEED TO BORROW SOME MONEY.

YEAH.

LOOK, DOG, UH--

I DON'T WANT IT TO SEEM LIKE

THAT'S THE ONLY REASON I STOPPED BY.

I MEAN, IF THE CLUTCH HADN'T GHETTOED ON ME,

WE'D BE MOVING FURNITURE AND CUTTING BACK BRUSH FOR TWO DAYS ALREADY.

SO HOW MUCH DO YOU NEED?

AW, SEVEN WOULD BE GOOD.

800 WOULD BE AWESOME!

$800?

PETER DOESN'T HAVE LIMITLESS FINANCIAL RESOURCES, COLE.

THE INN ISN'T EVEN BRINGING ANY MONEY IN YET.

I DIDN'T JUST COME UP FOR THE MONEY, DARCE.

YOU KNOW, I WANTED TO KICK BACK WITH YOU GUYS AND CATCH UP ON OLD TIMES.

I-I DON'T THINK WE SHOULD STAY.

I HAD A BAD FEELING ABOUT THIS PLACE.

CHERISE, INK ISN'T EVEN DRY ON THIS THING

AND YOU WANNA BOOGIE? NO WAY.

A VENGEFUL GHOST...

SEEKS THE SOULS OF ALL WHO QUARTER HERE.

THAT'S THE EXACT SAME THING THAT MRS. MACDONALD SAID.

POW. ( laughs )

OH.

- HEY. - HEY.

- ( sighs ) - HOW'S THE HEAD?

UH, UM--

WHICH ONE?

( both chuckling )

WELL, YOU WERE VERY BRAVE IN TOWN.

SO WERE YOU.

WE ALWAYS DID MAKE A GOOD TEAM, DIDN'T WE?

I JUST NEVER...

FIGURED IT WOULD BE FOR BEATING UP A COUPLE OF BUBBAS.

( both chuckling )

I BEEN TRYING TO SORT SOME THINGS OUT.

YOU KNOW, ALL THIS STUFF WITH PAMMY.

HER IMAGINATION IS AMAZING,

BUT SOMETIMES I WORRY ABOUT HER.

SHE HAS THESE WEIRD FANTASIES THAT SHE SEEMS TO BELIEVE IN.

THIS IS A CRITICAL TIME IN HER LIFE.

IT'S GOT ME THINKING.

THINKING ABOUT WHAT?

OH, MAYBE BEING AWAY AT THE OFFICE ALL THE TIME

ISN'T SO GOOD FOR HER RIGHT NOW.

YOU GUYS SHOULD MOVE UP HERE.

I'M NOT SURE YET.

I DON'T WANNA GIVE UP EVERYTHING

I'VE BEEN WORKING FOR.

WITH YOU GONE, I HAVE TO ADMIT...

THE APARTMENT SEEMS VERY EMPTY.

LIFE ISN'T AS GOOD AS IT WAS.

I THINK THE HAMMOND BROTHERS HAVE REDEEMED THEMSELVES.

( laughs )

( thunderclap)

MAUDE. MAUDE.

STOP RIGHT THERE FOR A MINUTE.

THAT'S FAR ENOUGH.

SHE'S GONNA GO UP TO THE HOUSE AND MAKE SOME NOISE,

KEEP 'EM BUSY. WE'RE GONNA GET THE TRUCK.

SHE AIN'T EXACTLY BEEN PADDLING A STRAIGHT CANOE, CHUCK.

WHAT THE HELL IS SHE GONNA DO TO KEEP 'EM BUSY,

AND WHAT IS SHE DOING WITH THAT OLD KITCHEN KNIFE AGAIN?

- SHUT UP! - OW!

- DANG IT. - LET ME DO THIS.

NOW GO ON, MAUDE. GET AROUND BACK.

- SHH. - WHAT YOU GONNA DO, CHUCK?

YOU GONNA HOT-WIRE IT?

ASSHOLES CUT THE FUEL LINE.

THAT AIN'T GONNA BE GOOD ENOUGH.

( thunder rumbling )

OH, SHIT.

SHE AIN'T GOT NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT SHE'S DOING.

ALL ROADS WIND UPHILL.

DEATH IS ONLY A VEIL

THAT SHADOWS LIFE.

BLOOD UPON THE ALTAR.

WINGS ACROSS THE SAND.

NOW IS A TIME

FOR A CLEANSING SONG.

EVIL WITCH, BEGONE.

( gasps )

WHAT PAGAN SIGN ARE YOU?

FROM THE AUTUMN EQUINOX?

THE SPIRIT OF BELTRANE.

STOP! I COMMAND YOU.

I AM INITIATED IN THE WAYS OF THE UNFORGIVEN.

RETURN FROM WHENCE YOU CAME!

BEGONE, EVIL SPIRIT!

( screaming, gasping )

-( nail gun pops ) - ( muffled screaming )

( screaming continues )

( screams )

( screams )

HEY! THE HELL'S GOING ON IN THERE?

Cole: CHERISE, OPEN THE DOOR!

( both grunting )

Cole: SHIT, MAN.

MOMMY.

- DARCY, NO! -( screaming )

FUCK!

( thunder rumbling )

( screaming )

( panting, whimpering )

WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?

TOOTH.

PAMMY'S GONE.

NO! NO, I WON'T!

( screams )

COLE, GRAB THE FRONT!

- COLE, COME ON. - YEAH.

EMMA! I NEED YOU NOW!

( both panting )

WHO THE HELL'S THAT?

THAT'S THE WOMAN FROM THE GAS STATION.

THE HAMMONDS' CRAZY SISTER.

THAT'S WHO'S BEEN SCARING PAMMY.

I-I DON'T THINK SO, DARCE. IT'S SOMETHING ELSE.

WE GOTTA FIND HER, PETER. WHERE COULD SHE HAVE GONE?

I DON'T KNOW. SHE PROBABLY TOOK HER BIKE.

BET SHE WENT LOOKING FOR HER FRIEND EMMA.

SHE THINKS EMMA'S AN EXPERT ON WITCHES.

- OKAY. WHERE DOES SHE LIVE? - I DON'T KNOW.

WE'LL GO TO THE NEIGHBORS AND WE'LL ASK AROUND. OKAY.

COLE, GET A HOLD OF THE COPS. TELL 'EM TO GET UP HERE.

AND IN THE MEANTIME, DON'T GO IN THE ROOM OR TOUCH THE BODIES.

- ALL RIGHT. - WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

COME ON.

WAIT. OH. EW.

YOU CALLED?

IT'S HORRIBLE. THERE'S A DEAD WOMAN OUT IN FRONT OF THE PORCH.

THERE'S ANOTHER ONE UPSTAIRS.

A YOUNGER GIRL.

I SAW HER SPIRIT LEAVE.

WE'VE GOTTA GET THE TOOTH FAIRY'S MUSIC BOX.

TONIGHT.

THERE ISN'T MUCH TIME LEFT.

SHE INTENDS TO KILL EVERYBODY.

BUT SHE'S GOT A NAIL GUN AND AN AX,

AND SHE RUNS FASTER THAN ANYTHING.

THERE'S NO WAY WE'LL GET CLOSE ENOUGH TO GET IT.

DO YOU WANNA SAVE THE CHILDREN?

I WANNA SAVE MOMMY AND PETER.

THEN YOU'VE GOT TO COME WITH ME.

COME ON. WE'VE GOT TO HURRY.

- Chuck: YEE-HAW! - ( horn honking )

( Chuck and Henry laughing, whooping )

YOU'RE GOING DOWN FOR A DIRT NAP, HONEY!

- ( horn honking ) - STOP IT!

THERE'S A HOLE IN THE ROAD!

( both grunt )

THEY'RE OKAY. KEEP GOING.

( hissing )

SON OF A BITCH.

I TOLD YOU THERE WAS AN EVIL SPIRIT IN THAT HOUSE.

HOW MANY PEOPLE HAVE TO DIE BEFORE YOU BELIEVE ME?

ANCIENT DRUIDS WROTE ABOUT CHILDREN WHO DIE

AT THE SAME TIME THAT THEY LOST THEIR LAST TOOTH.

LEGEND TELLS US

THAT THEY ARE CURSED TO WANDER THE EARTH

UNTIL THEIR TEETH HAVE BEEN RETURNED TO THEM.

THAT IS HOW THE LEGEND OF THE TOOTH FAIRY WAS FIRST BORN.

WE NEED TO FIND MY DAUGHTER.

CAN YOU HELP US?

NOW THE WITCH THAT RESIDES IN YOUR HOUSE

HAS TRAPPED THE SPIRITS OF MANY CHILDREN

BY STEALING THEIR TEETH

AND GIVING THEM NOTHING.

IN THE OLD DAYS,

THE WITCH HUNTERS HAD A SENSE

THAT FIRE WOULD CLEANSE THE EVIL SPIRIT.

THAT'S WHY THEY BURNED WITCHES AT THE STAKE.

AND IN CELTIC LORE,

IT IS SAID THAT THE SOUL

IS A DOUBLE SPIRAL,

OR A BALL OF LIGHT TIMES TWO.

PETER, WE NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE AND FIND PAMMY.

YOU MUST BURN THIS WITCH WITH FLAMES.

BUT YOU MUST DO IT TWO TIMES.

THE FIRST TIME, SHE WILL EXTINGUISH HERSELF, UNHARMED.

BUT THE SECOND BURNING

WILL CONSUME HER SPIRIT.

COME ON, PETER. WE--

BY THE SECOND BURNING, I PROMISE, SHE WILL BE GONE.

THANK YOU, MRS. MACDONALD,

BUT WE REALLY NEED TO GO.

COME ON.

I'M THROUGH MESSING WITH PETER,

HIS UPPITY BITCH AND THAT SNOT-NOSED KID.

WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO, CHUCK?

WELL, I'M GONNA START BY TAKING A PISS,

THEN I'M GONNA GO UP THERE AND KNOCK THAT GUY'S DICK IN THE DIRT.

SHOULDN'T WE JUST OUGHT TO CALL COUSIN CLAUDE?

YOU HEAR WHAT I JUST SAID?

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO, CHUCK?

WHY DON'T YOU EVER SHUT THE FUCK UP?

FOOL AIN'T GOT THE BRAINS GOD GAVE GREEN APPLE.

I MEAN, WOULD YOU FIND YOUR OWN TREE?

CAN'T A MAN EVEN TAKE A LEAK BY HIMSELF?

( grunts, groaning )

OH!

( groaning continues )

WHAT ARE YOU DOING, CHUCK?

( gasping )

OH!

WHAT'S YOUR DICK DOING OVER THERE, CHUCK?

( groans, mutters )

WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO...

NOW, CHUCK?

WHO ARE THEY? ARE THEY GHOSTS?

THESE ARE SOME OF THE CHILDREN

WHO WERE KILLED BY THE TOOTH FAIRY.

ARE YOU A GHOST TOO?

THEY CHOSE ME TO COME TO YOU.

IT WAS SAID THAT A NOBLE SPIRIT WOULD SET US FREE.

WHEN YOU CAME HERE YESTERDAY,

WE SENSED YOUR SPIRIT.

WE'RE TRAPPED BETWEEN HEAVEN AND HELL.

YOU'RE OUR ONLY HOPE TO SET US FREE.

( horn honking )

( brakes squeal )

I'M OKAY, MOM. REALLY.

WE WERE SO WORRIED. WHERE WERE YOU?

I WAS ON THE FAR SIDE OF THE WOODS,

IN THE GRAVEYARD.

THE GHOSTS OF LOTS OF CHILDREN

ARE TRAPPED THERE.

COME ON, PAMMY.

DARCE, LET'S JUST HEAR WHAT SHE HAS TO SAY.

YOU KNOW, MAYBE THIS EXPLANATION ISN'T QUITE AS SIMPLE

AS A COUPLE OF REDNECKS AND THEIR CRAZY OLDER SISTER.

WILL YOU COME WITH ME, MOMMY?

IT'S NOT THAT FAR.

MAYBE I CAN GET THEM TO SHOW THEMSELVES.

( thunder rumbling )

PETER.

WHAT IS IT?

PAM, I FOUND YOUR FRIEND. EMMA INGE.

EMMA? I NEED YOU.

THIS IS CRAZY.

EMMA SAID SHE COULD MOVE LITTLE THINGS.

MOST OF THE OTHER CHILDREN ARE LIKE THAT TOO.

BUT THEY CAN'T AFFECT MATTER VERY MUCH.

DARCE, WE HAVE TWO...

DEAD BODIES BACK AT THE INN.

I THINK WE NEED TO GET HOLD OF THE POLICE

AND TRY TO EXPLAIN THAT TO THEM.

AND-- ALSO, COLE AND STAR

ARE PROBABLY FREAKING OUT BY NOW.

HEY. SO, COME ON. LET'S GO.

IT'S HER.

EMMA?

EMMA, TELL THEM. SHOW THEM.

Emma: THEY CAN'T SEE OR HEAR ME.

I CAN'T CHANGE THAT.

IT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

WHO ARE YOU TALKING TO, PAMMY?

IT'S HER, MOM. SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE.

SHE'S THE ONE WHO MADE THE CANDLE FALL.

I THINK THE WIND MADE IT FALL.

NO, MOM. SHE'S STANDING RIGHT THERE.

PAM, COME ON. NOW.

EMMA, YOU HAVE TO MOVE THAT CANDLE AGAIN.

SHOW THEM YOU'RE HERE.

I CAN'T. IT'S TOO HEAVY.

IT TOOK ALL MY STRENGTH JUST TO KNOCK IT OFF THE HEADSTONE.

ASK THE OTHERS TO HELP.

Emma: HELP US, EVERYBODY.

THROW THE CANDLE.

ONE!

TWO!

THREE!

( glass shatters )

DO YOU BELIEVE ME NOW?

HOW DID YOU DO THAT?

IT WASN'T ME. IT WAS THEM--

THE SPIRITS OF THOSE CHILDREN.

MAYBE WE SHOULD DO WHAT, UH...

PAM AND EMMA WANT US TO DO.

( thunderclap )

YEAH.

( phone ringing )

COME ON, MAN.

SHIT. IT'S THE THIRD TRY.

COULDN'T GET THROUGH TO THE SHERIFF.

STORM MUST'VE KNOCKED THE PHONE LINES OUT.

YEAH, I REALLY HOPE THEY FIND PAMMY.

IT'S GETTING ROUGH OUT THERE.

YOU WRITING A SONG?

YEAH. YOU KNOW,

SHIT LIKE THIS REALLY, UH...

BRINGS STUFF UP.

YOU HAVE SOME REALLY DEEP FEELINGS.

YOU JUST GOTTA GET 'EM DOWN ON PAPER.

ALL THE STUFF THAT...

USED TO SEEM IMPORTANT JUST DOESN'T ANYMORE.

NO, UH--

I HATE TO ADMIT IT BUT I'M, UH...

KIND OF A SELFISH GUY.

I DON'T MEAN TO BE, IT'S JUST--

I SORT OF USE PEOPLE.

GUYS LIKE PETER, THEY'RE AN EASY MARK. I--

I LEECH OFF OF HIM, STEAL--

MAN, I WAS GONNA--

I WAS GONNA SMOKE THIS 800 BUCKS HE GAVE ME.

( sighs )

RIGHT NOW, I'M FEELING REALLY SHITTY ABOUT MYSELF.

PEOPLE CHANGE, COLE.

I MEAN, YOU DIDN'T TRY TO USE ME.

BABE, I WAS TRYING TO GET IN YOUR PANTS

THE FIRST TIME I SAW YOU.

WHAT STOPPED YOU?

IT'S KIND OF...

HARD TO GET IT UP WITH ALL THIS

FREAKY SHIT GOING ON.

I'M REALLY GLAD THAT YOU TOLD ME SOMETHING

THAT YOU'RE NOT VERY PROUD OF.

THAT TAKES REAL COURAGE, COLE.

I MEAN, MY MOM ALWAYS TOLD ME THAT

PEOPLE WHO CAN RECOGNIZE THEIR FAULTS

ARE DESTINED TO CHANGE THEM.

UNDERNEATH,

I SEE A LOT OF INNER STRENGTH.

CHERISE SAID MY AURA WAS MUDDY AND BROWN.

MAYBE IT WAS THEN,

BUT IT'S NOT NOW.

COME ON.

OKAY.

( panting )

( both moaning )

MMM.

- YEAH. - YEAH.

YEAH.

YEAH. YEAH.

( panting )

( both moaning )

YOU'RE RIGHT.

SOMEHOW THIS ALL MAKES SENSE.

DEATH AND LOVE...

BOTH MAKE LIFE MORE VALUABLE.

SOUNDS LIKE LYRICS FROM A SONG.

MAYBE IT WILL BE.

COME HERE.

WAIT.

I HAVE TO-- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK.

I JUST HAVE TO GO GET READY.

( sighs )

( water running )

( rattling )

WHO'S THAT?

PETE?

SHOO. GO.

OH, YEAH.

YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH. ( inhales )

( sniffs )

YEAH, GO.

OOH. YEAH, COME ON.

( liquid pouring )

( gargling )

( spits )

THAT WAS QUICK. OH, YEAH. THAT'S IT.

DON'T BE SO IMPATIENT.

YEAH, MY HEAD. NOW PULL IT.

SPANK? YOU WANNA SPANK ME?

YEAH, OF COURSE.

YEAH? COME HERE. WANNA SPANK--

( muffled grunting )

( exhales )

( sighs )

HUH.

LOOK AT YOU. HMM.

( squishing )

( gasps, panting )

DARCE, YOU GUYS GO IN AND GET DRY.

- I'LL BE RIGHT BACK. - PETER, WAIT.

EMMA SAYS WE HAVE TO BURN THE WITCH.

I KNOW. I THINK I HAVE SOME GAS IN THE GARAGE.

NOW GO ON IN AND SEE IF COLE GOT A HOLD OF THE SHERIFF.

BE CAREFUL.

OKAY.

COME ON.

COLE, STAR, WE'RE BACK.

WE NEED TO TALK TO YOU GUYS.

( switch clicks )

PETER SAID THE ELECTRICITY WAS FUNKY.

I DON'T THINK THAT'S FUNKY ELECTRICITY, MOM.

OH. LET'S GET YOU DRIED OFF.

( grunts )

WELL, THAT'LL HAVE TO DO.

( thumping )

OKAY NOW LET'S GET YOU UPSTAIRS AND OUT OF THOSE WET CLOTHES,

OKAY?

- ( gasps ) - ( screams )

Darcy: UPSTAIRS, PETER.

STAR.

OH, PAMMY.

STAR?

GEEZ. SHIT.

STAR. STAR.

( screaming )

( screaming, whimpering )

STAR. STAR. IT'S OKAY. COME ON.

COME ON. IT'S OKAY.

SHH.

- ( water running ) - ( screaming continues )

IT'S OKAY. IT'S OKAY. CALM DOWN.

( screaming )

WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON?!

OKAY, OKAY. COME HERE. COME HERE. COME HERE. SHH.

SHH. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU. I GOT YOU.

- IT'S OKAY. SHH. - ( sobbing )

IT'S OKAY. OKAY. OKAY. OKAY.

WHY CAN'T I JUST DO IT? WHY DOES IT HAVE TO BE PAM?

Pam: BECAUSE IT'S MY TOOTH.

THE MUSIC BOX IS MAGICAL.

EMMA SAID THAT YOU HAVE TO HAVE A CONNECTION TO IT TO SEE IT.

MY TOOTH IS THE CONNECTION.

I'M SCARED TO DEATH TO GO BACK IN THERE.

WELL, WE HAVE TO, MOMMY. IT'S THE ONLY WAY.

BOBBY GOT KILLED OUT HERE.

BUT IF SHE FINDS YOU--

EMMA TAUGHT ME A TRICK

TO SLOW HER DOWN.

Peter: A MIRROR.

YOU AND PETER HAVE TO STAY CLOSE AND BE READY.

OKAY, COME ON. LET'S GO.

( grunting )

( growling )

( whimpers )

( lock clicks )

( thunder rumbling )

( "Three Blind Mice" playing )

I WANT MY TOOTH BACK.

( growling )

- ( roars ) - ( screams )

( screams, groans )

RUN, PAMMY, RUN!

HEY, BITCH!

( groans )

( match strikes )

( screaming, groaning )

PAM! GRAB THE BOX!

THAT'S ONE.

( panting )

( growling )

( roars )

( panting )

- ( whispering ) OKAY. -( "Three Blind Mice" playing )

HEY!

- NOW, MOMMY! NOW! - ( match strikes )

( screaming )

Peter: GO, DARCE, GO!

( screaming continues )

( sizzling )

( screaming, groaning )

GET YOUR TEETH, EVERYONE.

GET YOUR TEETH.

( exhales ) ARE YOU OKAY?

YES, MOMMY. I'M FINALLY OKAY.

Peter: ARE THEY ALL GONE, PAM?

THEY'RE GOING BACK WHERE THEY BELONG.

THANK YOU FOR SAVING US.

THANK YOU FOR SAVING ME.

I'LL BE WAITING.

WHEN YOU GET THERE, BRING SOME DRESS-UP.

PAMMY.

WAIT.

I FORGOT SOMETHING.

MY TOOTH.

( screaming )

( car door opens, closes )

HERE.

WELL, I GUESS THAT'S EVERYTHING.

- HA. WELL, I HOPE SO. - YEAH.

I'M SORRY FOR MOVING OUT

AND, UH, BREAKING THE LEASE AND EVERYTHING.

I JUST--

AFTER EVERYTHING THAT'S HAPPENED.

STAR, IT'S FINE. REALLY.

EVERYONE FEELS THE SAME WAY.

( exhales )

A LOT OF BAD STUFF HAPPENED HERE, AND--

( car door closes )

ACTUALLY, I'M...

GONNA MOVE DARCY AND PAM BACK TO THE CITY,

AND I'M GONNA SELL THIS PLACE.

YOU'RE A GOOD MAN.

WELL, THANKS.

I WANT YOU TO KNOW I APPRECIATE WHAT YOU DID FOR ME.

YOU'RE REALLY KIND, AND YOU...

TREATED ME LIKE A PERSON, NOT A THING,

AND I'M NOT REALLY USED TO BEING TREATED THAT WAY, SO--

I WANT YOU TO KNOW HOW MUCH THAT MEANT TO ME.

- SURE. - THANK YOU.

- TAKE CARE OF YOURSELF. - OKAY.

OKAY.

( car engine starts )

( car door closes )

( sighs ) SO, YOU GUYS READY?

YUP. PAM'LL BE RIGHT DOWN.

OKAY.

PETER, I WANT US TO TRY AGAIN.

YES!

( lock clicks )

( engine starts )

( growling )