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Turning to our home scene, here in New York,

the dollar moved in a range of only 10 to 20 points...

The mayor was dumb,

and the council stood

as if they were changed into blocks of wood...

I just want to see what's under there.

No, no, no, no.

I just want to look. Pete might come in.

Peter'll learn a thing or two. He's too young to learn.

I have to dry my hair. I have to dry my fingernails.

Give me this towel.

Mm, a hell of a time for a vacation.

A hell of a time. A hell of a time is right.

I mean, your dad snaps his fingers,

and, look...you jump like a jack-in-the-box.

He calls on one day, the next day you're off to Vermont.

Well, it's the only time he can get away...

and he likes it there...

and I like it there.

Mm.

Oh... Mm.

Hey, hey, hey! Who's been shelling the kitchen, huh?

What's going on in here? Maneuvers, pal?

No. I'm looking for the prize.

The prize is in the bottom of the box, see?

Then can I take it with me?

It's not the prize. It's the flakes all over the joint.

Hurry up, honey! Yeah, all right. Let's go.

Your mother's going to yell at us.

Come on.

No fair.

Hey, Pete. You're breaking my heart.

Hang on a minute.

Here, here it is. What have we got here?

Yeah, it's a double over-and-under space flyer,

upside-down flotsam.

How about a kiss for your old dad, huh?

I love you, Dad.

I love you too.

Turning now to traffic,

we have a few problems this morning...

Peter, how about the carpet? How about that, huh?

Hey, honey, it's not the Golden Fleece, you know.

...New Jersey turnpike coming into town.

As well, we can expect more trouble...

Okay.

You know, you could take the weekend.

Listen, we sang this song already, didn't we?

Okay, I won't press it.

Don't sit around here driving yourself crazy.

Crazy? Let me tell you about crazy.

If Eliot gives me this,

it can mean maybe a senior vice-presidency,

maybe next year a seat on the board,

not to mention another $25,000 per annum,

which means a lot of things, like the mortgage on this dump.

Daddy offered us the mortgage.

"Daddy offered. Daddy offered."

Listen, your daddy's a very sweet man,

but he didn't pay for this place.

He didn't pick it out, either.

We found it, paid for it. We renovated it ourselves,

and we pay off the mortgage ourselves, right?

Okay.

Besides which...

if I get this,

maybe I'll buy you your own damn ski resort.

What do you think of that?

Well, I think you'll get it.

I better get it, because if I don't get it,

next month the world will see us

pitching pennies in Guatemala.

Well...

It'd be fun with you in Guatemala.

Peter, honey, be careful.

Nyao! Beep, beep, beep!

So...

I'll... I'll call you tonight, huh?

Okay. Call me before midnight. I'll turn into a pumpkin.

A beautiful pumpkin. Oh, you're biased.

You're right.

All right, champ. Keep it under 70.

Take care of your mom. Okay, Daddy.

Have fun. Mm, I will.

Bye, now. Bye.

A little Mozart in the morning, Betty?

Good morning, Mr. Hughes.

You know the number?

Hi, Karen. Good morning, Mr. Hughes.

Pyramid Industries.

It's too early for word association, James.

I'm dying. You take a shot for that?

I'll bite. Pyramid Industries is Arab money in white face,

and they're trying to cop a piece

of this country's grain belt through an Illinois front.

What's it to you? Riverton's given Pyramid to me.

I sent Janis to your office to pick up the files on it.

Is that all right?

Pyramid Industries was Capstan International.

Yeah, here's the rest of it, okay?

Thanks.

Morning. Morning.

Why so cheerful?

I ran into James Hall on my way in.

I wouldn't let that guy walk behind me

unless I had a rear-view mirror.

Why did Riverton give him that Pyramid Industries merger?

That was mine.

Listen, don't sweat it. Rumor is Riverton's going to give

that reorganization assignment to somebody today,

and all bets are in your favor.

All this intrigue.

This isn't a trust company. it's the court of Louis XIV.

You were having a lot of fun

with Pyramid Industries, weren't you?

Yeah, I was, and you know what?

Mergers like Pyramid are my strong suit.

I don't know a thing about reorganizing bank branches.

But if Eliot gives you this...

Yeah, I know, I know. The sky's the limit.

It's 9:00.

Right. Okay. How do you stay ahead of everything, huh?

Are you kidding? I've seen what happens

when I don't stay two paces ahead of you.

Pretty blouse. Thanks.

You've got a thread hanging there.

Only you would notice.

Details, darling, details.

Is that everything prepared for now?

That's everything we have so far.

Thank you.

Know how I would go about revamping the branches?

How?

Mortar fire followed by a flamethrower.

Excellent. Good morning.

Good morning. Hello, Eliot.

It's a little restless in there.

I wanted to speak to you before we got started.

Thursday night. I want you to keep it open.

Sure. Just a dinner party

for the L.A. branch managers, nothing elaborate.

Besides, it's not you I want to see.

It's your pretty wife, who I haven't seen in ages.

Well, Meg's with her dad in Vermont, Eliot,

but let us not stand on ceremony

by me asking why in the name of Job

did you pitch that Pyramid thing to James Hall?

Man, I was flying with that grain deal.

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Look, I need a hands-on guy, Bart,

who's right to handle the reorganization

of all the branch offices of this trust company,

somebody with new ideas, not old ones with a face lift.

Well, this is the topic of the day around here.

Well, the topic is over. I need a package

for the board of directors meeting in two weeks.

In two weeks? Can you do it?

I'll have to shift some things.

Which is why I gave Pyramid to Hall.

And Lorrie can handle whatever else you've got.

I'll give it a shot.

It's yours, kiddo.

Because you know what's riding on it.

Shit!

Oh, man, I don't need this.

I really don't need this.

I appreciate this, Clete.

I couldn't get my regular plumber for another 10 days.

Should've called me in the first place.

Yeah, but everybody calls you, relies on you.

Got your own building next door.

Yeah, well... Look at this. It's what I told you, right?

See this, here? Smell it. That's dishwashing stuff.

I told you that before. Then it's not the sink?

It ain't the sink. It's the dishwasher, like I said.

My wife just had this thing overhauled a month ago.

Don't worry about nothing, because it's not the motor.

Here, I got it. I got the problem. Look at this.

Look at this over here. You see that?

That's what you paid for your drain hose.

Wait, wait, wait. Yeah, look...

Ready for that? What could cause that?

What causes that is extreme heat from the machine over here.

Right. And the casing...

Just bang? Bang, like that!

General wear and tear too.

You didn't see any mice, did you?

Mice? No, I got no mice here.

Yeah, well, if you had, then we'd see them,

because it'd take an army of mice to do that.

Maybe it's a rat.

A rat?

No, there's no rat, no mice. There's no rat in this house.

There's no rat in this house?

There's no rat in this house, okay.

What are you trying to say? I need an exterminator? What?

Exterminator? You kidding? That's for little old ladies

and people who don't want to get their hands dirty.

You have any problem with that? Getting your hands dirty?

I got no problem getting my hands dirty.

I renovated this house from the bottom up.

Jeez. Very nice, very nice.

It'd be horrible if an exterminator came in

and unrenovated it from the bottom up, eh?

Teared out your cabinetry over here, took this out.

Maybe got behind the wall. That's what they do, man.

No. Wait a minute. Nobody's tearing out nothing.

You mind, by the way? What? Oh, yeah. I'm sorry.

I tell you, you did beautiful work over here.

Yeah, you got any other ideas?

Well, you got any traps?

I got traps left over from when I rebuilt the basement.

Oh, yeah? Well, you should put them out.

A rat could eat through this?

You kidding me, man? You ever see a rat's teeth?

A rat could eat through electrical wiring.

Okay, I'll put down some traps.

But you know what the trouble with traps is?

If you got yourself an intelligent rat,

he's going to come over, snatch the food out of the trap,

eat it, and run around here, creating general havoc.

I should think he'd be happier in the Bronx.

The Bronx, huh?

I tell you, a rat could be happy anywhere.

Let me ask you something. Is this real tile?

Yeah.

It's beautiful. I'm glad you like it.

This is beautiful. Beautiful!

Good morning. Good morning, Eliot.

Good morning, Mr. Riverton.

Good morning.

Good morning, Dan. Good morning, Eliot.

Back in the office, Junior.

Wait a minute. Come on, now.

Come over here.

Hi, honey. So did you get it?

Yay! I knew you would. I'm so proud of you.

Yeah, well, the bad news is,

he only gave me two weeks for the whole package.

What? Anyone!

Peter, could you calm down! Hey, take it easy!

Two weeks?

I think he's putting me under the gun on purpose.

No...

I know, but Hall and his cronies

are waiting for me to fall on my ass.

So they're Ivy League.

That doesn't guarantee everything in life.

Eliot worked his way up, just like you.

Yes, I know, but... it's a tough package,

and working harder doesn't guarantee anything either, babe.

Bart, you'll pull it off. I know you will.

Quit fooling around!

Listen, Peter's giving daddy a cardiac arrest.

I'll call you later. I love you.

I love you too.

I wish daddy was here. He got it!

Los Angeles branch.

What? Speak the King's English. What are you saying?

The review, the meeting. Right.

You all right? You look tired.

Oh, it's not a long story, but a boring one.

So what's this dork's name again?

Thompson, Los Angeles. Thompson, right. Thompson.

Anything interesting there, Clete?

Hey, any luck with the traps, Mr. Hughes?

I'll soon find out.

Rats, my butt.

Good Lord.

What's this?

See that? Super rat did that.

Oh, you going to nail him with this, huh?

Who gave you this? Your grandma?

These are antiquated traps, man.

You got to get some proper traps.

There's got to be some better way.

There's only five ways...

you trap them, you poison them,

you knock them on the head, you gas them,

or you shoot them.

But you got to remember one thing:

A rat is a survivor. The best there is.

You know where I learned that?

Where? In the army.

Were you in the army? No.

No? I was. Anawetok Island.

You never heard of that? No.

It's the atomic test site, man. I was there. The huge blast.

A couple of seconds, everything was dead.

I'm talking insects, reptiles,

frigging amoeba, plant life.

They all croaked... except for the rats.

They survived, and they multiplied tenfold,

so maybe you should get rid of grandma's souvenir, huh?

Come here. See that little dog with that lady?

That's Mrs. Dinovi, apartment 3-0-5.

Look at those legs, huh? Best legs in the building.

She cut herself shaving again.

You know what's the matter with you?

You don't realize that maybe you're spending

20% of your time thinking about him,

but he's spending 100% of his time

figuring out ways of how to outsmart you.

Because he's a rat. He's got nothing better to do.

Do you want a pear?

No.

May, tell Lorrie I'll need the rest

of the demographics for Los Angeles,

and I'm taking an early lunch, okay?

Certainly, Mr. Hughes.

Oh, no.

Oh, man!

Hi, guys.

Got any idea where I should put this trap?

Huh?

What? Okay.

Watch and weep, you furry fucker.

Your tie.

Yeah, yeah. I'm expecting him,

but he hasn't come back from lunch yet.

Just a sec. It's your wife.

I'll call her later.

Sorry. Just to remind you you have Eliot's dinner tonight

with the L.A. bank manager at 8:00.

Mr. Thompson. Mr. Thompson.

And Eliot wants you to be there too.

I know, Bart. You told me yesterday.

And listen, don't forget to call Meg.

Right.

This is Seattle Revamping Procedure, '61 and '76.

Never ends, does it?

Thank you.

Lost your olive, Bart?

Excellent.

Drink up. You really picked yourself a prize.

So...

What are your plans? What are you going to do, Bart?

I'm going to bring in the Orientals.

That's how I'm going to start.

Bring in the Orientals. They're great profit people.

Know what I mean?

He's Eliot's wastebasket and he gets all the shit jobs.

Could I have a scotch, please?

You'd sell your kids for the break he just got.

I don't need an incentive for that, just an offer.

I'll have a scotch, too, please.

The point is that Bart, in his generosity,

would like me to think that he lets me win at tennis.

Right, sport?

Bart?

Bart.

Oh. I'm sorry, Eliot.

A little distracted, are we?

Just picking through the bones, Eliot.

Picking through the bones.

Enjoying your stay in New York?

Oh, I'm always happy to be here.

You did really good work with the Pyramid people

on that grain deal.

Did you know that over one-fifth

of all the grain on this planet is destroyed by rats?

And that's more than drought, flood, or even insects destroys.

Did you know that? No, I didn't.

That's over five billion pounds of food alone

in this country.

Can you imagine how many mouths that would feed,

not to mention the possible fiscal loss

it must mean to a company like this?

No. I can't. Yes, it's extraordinary.

In the 14th century, the rat carried the bubonic plague flea

that killed one out of every three from India to Iceland.

Yeah, it's true. Can you believe that?

The most horrible catastrophe in history.

Over one third of the entire population

of the civilized world destroyed by rats.

Not bombs, not guns, but rats.

You take your average rat...

It can wriggle through a hole no bigger than a quarter,

swim half a mile, and tread water for three days.

They can eat through lead and concrete

with teeth that are like chisels that exert an unbelievable

24,000 pounds per square inch per tooth.

Really? Yeah.

They can survive being flushed down a toilet,

enter a building by the same route.

They can fall five stories, run off unharmed,

and two rats, mind you, two, just two,

will give you 20 million rats in less than three years,

and now there are as many rats on this planet as people.

In this country, we kill them to get rid of them,

but in some countries, like the Philippines,

they kill them because they have to...

to eat them, because that's all there is.

Stringy chicken. Stringy chicken?

That's what they say it tastes like, stringy chicken.

And in some country, I don't know which one,

they serve it as a delicacy,

like chocolate-covered bees...

or caviar.

Tch!

A filthy rat on fine china.

There's no accounting for taste, is there?

In some places in Asia and India,

they actually venerate them.

They worship them.

Can you imagine that?

Priests set out bowls of honey and milk

to pamper some animal

whose only contribution is famine, sickness, and death.

Vermin.

It's incredible.

Incredible.

Oh, boy.

Excuse me.

This is the Bug Man.

We're out on a call right now. Please leave a message.

Yes, this is Bart Hughes. My number is 488-8990.

You were recommended to me by a city councilman,

and I'd appreciate it

if you'd get back to me as soon as possible.

Thank you.

When traps don't work, you try getting an exterminator.

I called 10 exterminators.

They don't even bother to call you back.

They're overbooked. This city is an open sewer.

The rats are just waiting to take over.

Interesting thing about rats, they never stop chewing.

Got to grind those teeth down, because they keep growing.

Yeah, I know. That's a fact.

They can chew through lead, concrete, anything.

I hope it isn't a female. Why?

They're twice as vicious.

Here we go... poisons.

We've got two main kinds.

This one thins the blood,

and this one works with water.

What's the difference? Hmm.

That'll turn him into a walking hemorrhage.

Now, wait a minute.

I don't want him to bleed all over my furniture.

How about the water torture?

Steer clear of him for this one.

It'll give him a powerful thirst.

He'll run for water.

Keep your toilets closed and no water around.

He'll aim straight for the sewer,

and drink until he bursts, pop, like a balloon.

Really?

You watch out. Steer clear of him.

You get in his way, and he'll go right through you.

Keep it up.

Just keep it up. I got friends in Jersey.

Oh, yeah. All right.

Yeah, all right. Okay.

All right. That's it!

You son of a bitch!

You're going to kill somebody one day.

Fuck you!

Hey, Clete, I've still got the rats.

Not only that, I go into my bathroom at night,

and the thing comes right out of the toilet at me.

You hear that? Right out of the toilet at me.

I put enough poison down all over my house

to kill the entire Lower East Side of Manhattan,

and not one nibble, not one nibble.

You hear that?

Come right out of the toilet? Yeah.

Want to know why? Why?

Rats like to go for your private parts, man.

They like all the soft parts of your body.

Your eyes, your blue eyes,

a rat'll go right through your eyes,

and they'll eat your brain, man.

The son of a... They're smart.

They loves eyes and...

Oh, great. I'll get contacts.

Look, rats may be smart, but I could be smarter, right?

You come in here. I'll talk to you.

We'll figure something out together.

Did you read about those rats in the subway?

No.

Between a 125th Street and Grand Central,

there are freaking armies of rats, man.

It was in the Daily News today.

Six people got bit. Six people?

Six people, man. On the subway?

On the subway.

You're doing something wrong.

It's obvious. I put the traps in the same place.

The whole thing's a bust. What kind of bait did you use?

Bait? I used the sharpest Cheddar cheese I could find.

Lamb chops. Lamb chops?

My dinner. Well, that's stupid.

I'm sorry. Should I use Béarnaise?

Use raw strips of bacon. And switch poisons.

He's probably used to the poison you're using.

And don't forget those rubber gloves.

Wait a minute. What rubber gloves, Clete?

The rubber gloves I told you about.

You didn't say a damned thing about rubber gloves.

No, I definitely mentioned the rubber gloves.

That's important. Rats pick up on human smells,

and that's it, game over. If you're not going to listen,

then what am I telling you for? Fine, rubber gloves.

You check the boiler room, yet?

I didn't even think of it. I put a trap in the basement.

I haven't been in the boiler room.

My guess is you'll find one in the boiler room.

This is a copy. I need the original.

He's probably got it on him.

Keep your pants on. He'll be here any minute.

I'll have it on your desk this afternoon.

I can't do anything about Pyramid without his signature.

Here he comes now. It's only 9:10.

Bart, Hall's been bugging me for your signature

on that Pyramid power of attorney.

Claims he needs it right away. Oh, really?

Quite an excitable boy, isn't he?

Damn! Good day so far, eh, Bart?

Can we all play?

You said nothing about rubber gloves,

you baldheaded fart.

"Are your hands soft and nice?"

"Yes, my hand is soft and nice."

Bacon, bacon...

A-ha!

Got you!

Oh, no. Shit.

Jeez!

Into the house we go.

That's real groovy.

I bet that's how you did it.

Oh-ho.

So, it's a female.

Think he's going to make it?

Always thought he could handle pressure, you know?

Now we can see what he's really made of.

Eliot. Hey, great game last night, huh?

Mm?

Yeah, it was a shut-out, wasn't it?

Yeah, I think so.

What do you guys know about hockey?

Did you see the game? No.

Well, I read your preliminary memo.

A little unorthodox, to say the least,

but interesting if you can amplify on it.

Yes, sir. You see, essentially what we're doing

is closing down bank branches in retired minority areas,

and yet those people are paying back loans

a lot faster than some of the doctors and lawyers

we have lunch with, Eliot.

You son of a gun, you're going to stir things up.

I like that. Give it to me in black-and-white,

but I don't know if you're going to survive

to see your own show.

Are you pacing yourself?

It's not as bad as it looks.

I've got some things that... that I'm having to deal with.

Something with Meg?

Never mind. It's none of my business.

Just settle it.

I need all your attention. I don't think I've got it.

I might have to put someone in the wings.

James Hall?

I'm still behind you, Bart.

Pacing, pacing. That's the key.

And...

Settle whatever's bothering you, kiddo.

Wait here, and she'll be right out.

Boy, this Chicago stuff is a mess. Heavy too.

Okay, I'll see you tomorrow, right?

You were going to give me the L.A. stuff to read.

Oh, Jeez! I must be on Mars.

Let's go. All right, come on in.

So you can proofread this L.A. stuff tonight

and photostat it tomorrow before the conference meeting?

No problem. Great.

Oh, finally I get to see this gorgeous home of yours.

I'm sorry, it's not very clean.

The housekeeper's out of town.

You know, Janis was telling me

about this article in Architectural Digest

about renovated brownstones.

I was thinking maybe you'd be interested.

No. Uh, no.

The third floor's still a mess.

It's very Edgar Allen Poe up there.

That's where the cockroaches have their birthday parties.

What a floor!

Gosh, this wood must have taken you forever to strip down.

Yeah, I did all this by hand, myself.

Not one machine touched this floor.

It's gorgeous, and so much room.

Beautiful things.

Your wife must be very happy here.

I don't know. You should talk to her about that.

Sometimes, I think she thinks

she's running second to this place.

Bart, what's happening with you?

She's...

My son...

Pete, he's the best.

You don't know him, do you? No.

Oh...

He's a killer.

All is not easy.

I'm sorry. I didn't mean to pry or anything.

What was that?

House sounds.

Come on. I'll walk you to your cab.

Here you go.

Bart...

I'll see you tomorrow.

Here, kitty, kitty, kitty. Here, kitty.

Come here.

Want a job, puddy tat?

That's right. Yes.

Huh? Huh? We're going to put you to work.

Would you like that?

Where did you get this sweet face, huh?

What have we got in here?

A saucer. Yes. Over here.

Would you like some old ketchup to eat?

Would you like a lime, hmm?

No? Okay, how about a cucumber? Or a banana?

What's in here?

Let's see what we've got in here.

Did you know that I was king of all the pretties?

Did you know that? Sit up.

Oh, good. Two-week-old oysters.

Want some of those? Oh, you like those.

I used to have a puddie just like you,

except my wife sneezes, so I can't have one anymore.

You want some rope? No, I don't need any rope.

This is top-of-the-line stuff. I don't need the rope.

What other lights you got?

Got a couple of hammers. Lights, No hammers.

Lights. I got a great light. They use this in coal mines.

What is this? It's great.

Leaves your hands free. Do what you want.

How does it work? Put the light on your head.

You have to have a hat. You put this on your belt.

Here, you need scissors to cut through stuff?

What's this here? That's a pair of great gloves.

You're going to need those. No, I don't need scissors.

Ah, here I have...

No, I don't need tennis balls. I'll just take this.

You need a gas mask or anything?

No! I just needthis! Let's get this.

Okay, okay, okay. I got it for you.

Now, listen...

You see, the major dilemma here is...

is that this town

ain't big enough for the both of us.

Now, I've been around. I've been to college, man.

I've been there, see.

I've tried dope. I've tried these things,

and I just want you to know who you're dealing with.

* Happy birthday to you Happy birthday to you *

* Happy birthday, dear Peter

*Happy birthday to you *

Mommy!

Mommy!

Oh!

Goddamn!

Come on.

You son of a bitch!

No, see...

Yeah, but... All right, you don't understand.

This isn't some ordinary rat I'm dealing with.

It killed the...

It killed my cat.

It killed my cat!

That's very kind of you.

Here, I'll put the house key

under the second step in front of the main door.

When you come in, there's a library to your left,

and the check will be under the stereo cover

on top of the platter.

Thank you very much.

You okay?

Hi.

Hello.

Hi, honey.

Come home, baby.

I need you.

It's only a few more days. Can't you live without me?

How's Peter?

He's fine. He's right here.

He's dying to talk to you. Hold on.

Peter, honey, it's your daddy.

Hi, Daddy.

Hiya, pal. You having fun with grandma and granddad, huh?

Yeah. Come on over, Daddy.

Peter?

Hello, Peter?

Darling, I'm home!

But you're not.

Exterminators.

Yeah, this is Hughes! You came into my house today

and took my money, and this thing is still here.

Hello? What? Hold it! What money?

You son of a bitch! I wasted an hour coming uptown

for your bullshit check! No money, no job!

Liberace, huh?

Oh, that's good. That's really good.

That's funny.

Okay, I quit.

I quit for good.

In my bed, you mother! In my bed!

You want a war, I'll give you a war!

And don't tell me I didn't hit you.

I hit you. I did.

I will show him what a man can do

and what a man endures.

Bart?

Go away.

Bart...

What is it? What's going on?

There was some guy...

Some exterminator's trying to reach you.

He called you all kinds of names.

Can I help you?

It's time for you to go.

Just ain't enough hours in the day, Betty.

Well, I wondered when you'd get around to that.

That's all right.

I'm ready for you.

Ahhhh!

Motherfucker!

Thank you, Tom.

Don't let the staff see you like this.

Eliot, I've got something happening at home,

and I'm going there right now to take care of it.

You'll get that report when I'm finished with it.

It's a simple matter of priorities with me,

and if you want to give it to James Hall,

that's your choice.

If you want to stick with me...

that's the long and the short of it.

Don't let the staff see you like this.

Well, yes, I understand, but...

No, could you just tell her her husband called

and...and ask her to call me back?

Yes, thank you.

Amazing.

I hope you fried your ass, you tart.

Huh!

Uh, yeah, well, yeah. Okay, where is it?

Did you move it or what?

No fair. No fair. No.

Ah!

Hi, honey. We're home.

Bart?

Bart?

I just don't know what the hell I'm doing.

Anymore, I don't know.

Where have you been?

* Little lamb, little lamb

* Mary had a little lamb Its fleece was white as snow *

* Everywhere that Mary went Mary went, Mary went *

* Everywhere that Mary went The lamb was sure to go *

* Mary had a little lamb

Operator, there must be some mistake.

Could we try again, please?

Could you try one more time?

Thank you, operator.

I've been trying to reach Bart all morning.

Something's the matter with his phone.

Look, Eliot, if it's about his Chicago file...

It is.

There's been a little change in our timetable.

The board of directors meeting is being postponed.

Chicago and Detroit can't make it.

I'm pushing it back two weeks.

I'm sure Bart can use the extra time.

Oh, I'm sure he can.

Thanks, Eliot.

Bart?

Bart!

Bart!

Bart, can you hear me?

Bart?

Bart, are you there? Can you hear me?

Listen to me, Bart.

Listen, everything is going to be okay.

Eliot's given us another two weeks!

Leave us alone!

Ha!

Ha!

No.

Go! Unh!

Come on down! Come on down!

Come on! Come on!

Good!

Good! Good! Good!

Bart?

Honey, what are you wearing?

You're all wet!

Daddy! Daddy! You're soaking wet.

Who is this? I missed you, Daddy.

Oh, Jeez!

Let me rub your beard. Rub my beard.

Go in. you'll catch a cold. Who's my best pal?

I am! That's right.

Missed you.

Oh, the luggage.

Fuck the luggage.

Oh, my God!

Bart, what happened here?

I had a party.