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I had narrowed the copycat down to Travers and Calhoun

and was way ahead of the hopeless cops

who haven't even found my fourth kill.

Mum invited me for dinner with her new boyfriend, Walt.

Nice to see you again, John.

Got cold meatloaf while they treated themselves

to roast chicken.

I've inherited a cat called Karma, who cost me a bomb.

Turns out Karma really is a bitch.

Go!

She killed my boys.

I thought Melissa was still fucking with me.

I feel sick.

Until she agreed to help me crack the case.

I needed the help, so I got her to track down a lead,

Wheelchair Wendy.

I knew it, the copycat is Calhoun.

Now to work out how to get into his hotel room

without a key card.

Joe, what the fuck are you doing here?

Nothing.

I know when I'm being watched, asshole.

I just wanted to talk to you.

About what?

People have been to me at work

and I thought if I had a friend there.

What the fuck are you talking about?

Travis was always picking on me

and I was hoping that a friend could ask him to stop

and you seem like a real nice guy.

So why didn't you talk to me at the station?

Why'd you follow me here?

Because if I asked you there, you'd be a work friend

and I was hoping for an always friend.

Hey look, I'm not here to hold your hand, all right?

I didn't mean it like that.

Also, a friend could help me sign my passport application

and that would really help.

I'm not your friend.

Stay away from me, fucktard.

You just picked on the wrong fucktard, fucktard.

I bet the Sally would pay 50 bucks for these

if she knew where they'd been.

Fuck you, Robert.

Finding the copycat and killing you

was only ever about the punishment, but not now.

There's no way you're getting off that easy.

So what's worse than killing you?

Hey guys, you know what I oughta do?

I oughta lock him in a room with Melissa

and then he would disappear.

Then he would disappear off the face of the earth

and nobody would ever know what happened to him.

You guys would've loved that.

Oh, God damn it, Susan.

It's Sally.

Joe?

That's new dials, it's not available.

Hi, Joe, it's Sally.

I'm just a bit concerned that you're not here.

I'm praying for you.

Thank you so much for choosing us again.

It's lovely having you both back.

And seeing enough people.

It's fantastic.

It's really nice.

The view up there is amazing.

It's the best in the city.

All right, well, this is for you.

Thank you.

These are your rooms, for the elevator access.

And if you need anything else,

please don't hesitate to ask.

Thanks so much.

Thanks.

Joe?

Joe?

Oh, sweetie.

Sweetie, you can't be in here.

Sweetie, hello.

Come here.

Oh, hello, guy.

Hey, hi.

Come here.

Come on, you can't be under here.

Come here.

Oh, no, not today.

Oh, sorry, Mrs. Middleton?

Well, that depends.

I called you earlier.

Oh, oh, of course.

Oh, how wonderful to meet one of Joe's friends.

Thank you for seeing me.

As I said on the phone, I have some concerns about Joe.

I know exactly what you mean.

Do you?

Yes.

It's been obvious to me for years.

Why don't you come on in?

Oh, thank you.

You scream and I'll kill you, do you understand?

Scream and I'll kill you, do you understand?

Good.

Wanna live?

Okay, I'm gonna take my hand away

and you're gonna be very quiet, aren't you?

Good.

What's your name?

Lani.

Okay, Lani, I need your key card.

Got any kids, Lani?

Yes.

If they miss you, do you think if you were dead?

Or would you miss them if they were dead?

Please, please don't hurt them.

Well, that's up to you, Lani.

No!

Oh, just one more thing.

Don't move.

I always thought more women would like him,

but he doesn't seem to have any interest in them.

He's different that way.

My brother was the same.

Your brother was that way too?

He was.

He died a few years ago.

Joe's father died too.

Just up and killed himself.

I never saw it coming.

I had no idea.

I still think there's a chance for Joe.

What do you mean?

Oh, to find someone to make him happy.

I don't care who it is,

as long as he's honest with himself.

Did Joe tell you about Walt?

Walt?

Walt is an old friend of mine

who I haven't seen in years.

Joe was out driving the other night and-

- Joe drives?

Well, of course Joe drives.

What kind of a car salesman doesn't drive?

Anyway, they got to talking

and the next thing I know,

he's coming over for dinner

and I am seeing him again tonight.

Walt, that is.

Joe only shows up at my best room.

I don't understand.

Neither do I.

We didn't raise him to be that way.

No, sorry, I don't understand it,

but what you said about Joe being a car salesman?

Well, how can that be confusing?

I thought you said you were friends.

Oh, I'm so sorry, I have to go,

but thank you so much for the drink, Mrs. Middleton.

Please, call me Evelyn.

Next time you should stay longer.

Any friend of Joe's is a friend of mine,

although you are the first one I've ever met.

Thank you.

You'll do nicely.

Perfect match.

Honey, Duncan, you have a big choice to make.

Mind you, Duncan, it can either be

on this thousand dollars in your hand right now

or on tomorrow morning's obituary.

Think of your children, otherwise I will.

That's a good answer.

Great answer, actually.

I can't afford to make a crime scene

at the same hotel Calhoun's staying at.

I'm sure you'll work the rest out.

The doctor's recommended we have pizza tonight.

Sorry?

I said the doctor's recommended we have pizza tonight.

Beer too.

Did they?

What's wrong?

Just thinking, I guess.

About?

Martin.

It wasn't your fault, silly.

Wasn't it?

I should have seen the signs.

I should have done something.

Martin hated that school

because of what those boys were doing to him.

But I was the one who left him there.

Haven't you punished yourself enough for his choice?

I'm not punishing myself.

Well then what do you call giving up your dreams

to go and change light bulbs?

I do more than change light bulbs, Dad.

I know.

But you could have been helping people, Sally.

You could be doing what you love.

Well, I'm thinking of packing it all in anyway.

You are?

Someone needs to look after you.

I don't need looking after.

Well, if that were the truth,

you wouldn't have had a fall

on the way to the dairy last week.

What were you thinking?

I was thinking a man ought to be able to go and buy eggs

and not need the help of his daughter.

I'm sorry.

Tell you what.

If you promise to go back to nursing,

I promise to leave all the grocery shopping to you.

Deal.

You do know, no matter what you do,

I'm proud of you, right?

I just want you to be happy.

This will keep you happy, Mum.

I hope you're okay.

I haven't heard from you in almost a day.

She's looking nice today.

That color suits her.

I wonder, does she live alone?

That must be the superintendent I've been hearing about.

I'd like a statement of the media this evening.

$250,000.

It's by far the biggest reward offered

by police in this country.

Something either of you would like to add?

And what if we catch him?

Do we get any of that?

Is that some kind of joke?

Maybe.

Because first of all,

I don't appreciate the if part of your question,

because you will find him.

The carver and his copycat.

And the reward for doing that

is you get to keep your job.

Any questions?

No?

The copycat is standing right in front of you, lady.

And when I'm done with him,

he's gonna be the carver too.

An innocent man would show that to his colleagues.

What are you gonna do, Robert?

I just need to make a call.

I knew it.

My guess is strangling Becky didn't live up

to the fantasy that Calhoun imagined.

Leaving her alive left him feeling unfulfilled.

And that sense of failure led him to Daniela Walker.

Following her home, confronting her, breaking her,

would have been one hell of an ego rush.

I bet he already has his eye on somebody.

Fuck.

Can I help you?

Where is it?

Where's what?

Where'd you put it?

Put what?

I know it was you.

I don't understand.

Your phone, asshole.

Where did you put your phone?

I don't have a phone.

Oh yeah?

Let's find out.

At home.

I don't wanna be your friend anymore.

Clean this shit up.

Thank God this thing's not waterproof.

Why aren't you answering your phone?

It died.

Don't fucking lie to me, Joe.

What happened?

It got wet.

Well, put it in a bag of rice.

Fine.

There's a problem.

You can get rice anywhere, Joe.

No, Wendy saw my face

and the police are offering a reward.

So?

You said Wendy wasn't gonna say anything to the police,

but she knows Becky went there

and then you went there asking all these questions.

Right, so when she hears about the reward,

she'll contact them.

We need to pay her another visit.

So pleased to hear you say that.

You don't have a problem with me

killing a woman in a wheelchair?

Killing her 'cause she's in a wheelchair

or killing her 'cause she's a loose end?

'Cause she's a loose end.

Why would you even ask me then, Ben?

God.

Why can't people just leave me in peace?

When all of this is over,

not only am I gonna get rid of my cell phone,

but my landline too.

Joe, it's your mother.

No shit.

There's been an accident.

It's Walt, we're at the hospital.

Call me on the cell phone as soon as you get this.

Jesus, only the one message.

It must be bad.

Joe, oh thank God you called.

You know, you really should get a cell phone.

Mum.

Well, you should.

I looked up ever blue cars and couldn't find it.

Walt said maybe it was never blue,

but we couldn't find that either.

Shit, subject change.

Are you okay?

What happened?

I chipped a tooth for starters.

Well, shouldn't you have gone to the dentist?

Don't be stupid, Joe.

Of course I know that.

And I've already been.

But it's Walt.

He broke his hip and he's in terrible pain.

Walt?

What happened?

If you owned a cell phone,

you'd know all this already.

Mum.

He slipped in the shower.

I had to call an ambulance.

It was scary yet exciting too

because I've never been in one before.

And Walt stayed strong.

Oh, and the ambulance driver had a mustache.

You were at his house when he was showering?

We, I mean,

he was showering here.

You took a shower together?

Of course we didn't.

But even if we did,

we're pensioners, Joe.

We can't afford to waste hot water.

So yes, we were showering together.

Now don't you go making a big deal out of nothing.

Don't ask.

Don't ask.

So mum,

don't ask.

How'd you chip the tooth?

Walt kicked me in the mouth when he fell over.

Stop now, Joe.

But how?

How what?

Dad?

Why were you in the shower with Mr. Harper?

Listen, Joe,

I don't want to leave you.

I really don't.

But it's for the best.

You can't leave me.

You still have your mother.

But that's what I mean.

You can't leave me with her.

The decision isn't yours.

That's where you're wrong.

Oh my goodness, Walt.

You must have a delightful figure.

And I thought,

well, she's lovely.

That's Joe.

Isn't like his dad after all.

Sorry.

Weren't you listening?

The phone cut out.

Oh, hey, hang on.

Is that better?

Perfect, mum.

I was saying your girlfriend came around today.

Melissa.

She wanted to know all about you.

What did you say?

I told her about Walt.

Hey, mother.

Speaking of which,

he's asking for me.

I'll talk to you soon, Joe.

Wait, mum.

Mum.

Mum.

You visited my mother.

What?

She said you came by and saw her.

I really don't know what you're talking about.

Do we have a problem here?

You really didn't?

No, I really didn't.

Was mum high on medication?

Or is Melissa lying?

So do you wanna hang around out here

talking about your mummy,

or should we do this?

What the fuck are you doing in my house?

I didn't think you'd mind.

Are you okay?

Shh.

It's nothing.

Do you know what I was just about to say?

It's nothing personal.

Do you know what?

That is really funny,

because it is nothing personal.

Yeah.

Shh.

What the hell?

I thought you said you were gonna help.

I did help.

Now I'm here to watch.

What are you looking for?

What gave her like 400 bucks?

She's not gonna use it.

I'm sorry, Wendy.

You were a fellow fish lover,

a fellow god.

In another life, we could have been friends.

What was all that about?

Huh?

Well, the knife and the blood.

It's with the copycat.

You're framing Bob the copycat for everything.

I am.

You're leaving the cover to him in history.

When?

I'm working on it, but I need more time.

No hurry, Joe.

We got all the time in the world.

I have to admit it,

that having Melissa with me when I killed Wheelchair Wendy

was actually pretty nice.

That doesn't mean I want her tagging along

on anything in the future,

and I still have to put her in her place.

But all in all, I liked sharing the moment with Melissa.

Plus, spending some of that time imagining

she was the one I was stabbing didn't hurt.

So, this is what the sellies of the world mean

when they say God gives you a sign.

I've got you now, Calhoun.

Where the hell is it?

Yes!

Welcome home, Jehovah and Pickle.

Melissa was right.

It's been a pretty wonderful day, boys.

Can't send it yet.

Something definitely familiar about this guy.

Agreed.

Looks like a motor-boss lawyer.

He just has one of those faces.

Given that Wendy was murdered,

the day that a reward is offered suggests

that she saw something that she didn't know

that she should share, or didn't feel like sharing.

Let's get as many bodies as we can,

canvassing the area and interviewing guests,

and get them taking that sketch down with them.

Well, we will, but we're low on people.

Let's stop surveillance in the previous crime scenes.

But even the Walker house?

Carver has no reason to go back there.

He's made his point.

Lightning doesn't strike in the same place

three times, Detective.

Actually, you're wrong about that.

And we can ask the neighbors to be vigilant.

Yeah, but neighbors, half of them have gone.

Detective?

Why the fuck is this guy in here?

Excuse me?

Rob, you okay?

Yeah, sorry.

You, out.

Okay.

Let's take the team from the surveillance around Walker's house.

Hi, Joe.

Hi.

Oh, sorry.

Do you?

Oh, I got it.

When did you get a phone?

When people wouldn't leave me alone.

Just today, I got it in case of emergencies.

And you're feeling better?

Oh, that, yeah.

I just had something that disagreed with me,

but I feel a lot better now, Sally.

Thank you.

Glad to hear it.

Please don't follow me.

Please don't follow me.

Because I've been worried about you.

She followed.

What, with the attack on you,

and with you not feeling well the other day,

I came to your house, and when you weren't home,

I went to go and see your mother.

Your what?

Oh, your mother is lovely.

She must've gone to the wrong house.

However, some of the things she said didn't make sense.

Shit, so it was the Sally.

My mother says a lot of things that don't make sense.

She's not very well.

Oh, um, she seemed to think that you're a car salesman.

Two weeks ago, she forgot to take her medication

and thought I was a pilot.

She needs to be in a home.

Sorry to hear that, Joe.

If there's anything I can do to help.

Oh, keep that in mind, Sally, thanks.

Listen, Joe, I wanted you to hear this from me.

I'm leaving.

Okay.

Well, no, no, I mean I'm leaving for good.

Like, I'm going back to nursing.

Oh.

But we can still keep in touch

now that we have each other's numbers

and now that you've got a cell phone.

Okay.

Okay, I'll let you get back to work.

Finally, a month from now,

I won't even remember who she was.

After tonight, these houses are gonna get even cheaper.

What have you gotten yourself into, Joe?

Shit, I hope I haven't killed him.

Oh, thank God.

There's no telling what Melissa would do if I had.

Well, hell, Robert, maybe we could have been friends.