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SIXTH GEAR

Script

Is this that miracle, is this the main thing,

is this the child, so powerful and glory one?

Starring Zoran Radmilovic

Cast

It seems cute,

polite and so on

In large,

the thing is wonderful

but is it completely naive?

It seems to me, you crazy thing, some Devil is inside you

It's not stupid question what hides this miracle?

Is it possible, my people

that human is behind all this?

The human, and not metal

Let me ask him what is with him

What is with him?

I repair cars.

If you're looking for humans, ask someone else.

Your number? - 30.

No. 30, you're done. - Let me pay.

Please.

You better go across the street to �ivota, he's the right for you.

Watch your business!

�ivota, you didn't open yet?

I will. Easy.

Give me money for the lunch.

Let me read you this story.

Let this thing, please.

You know the guy I gave him old tires?

Poor man. - We lament over him, and he's biggest hirer in the market.

Man, don't fool around, will you?

�ivota, get up, don't force me to break this gate!

What are you doin', sleeping?

You know what time is?

You know I'm in a hurry. - Alright.

I'm before you. - I won't go over you, will I?

Jack, I am not satisfied. - What's wrong again?

�ivota, look!

How does it looks like?

Your family would eat paper if there wasn't me.

Look!

�ivota, come for a second.

Look what I've done.

What is this? A studio?

You know that me and my wife have only 12 square metres.

It's like a widening of a flat.

We'll arrange it, and spend our times in there.

There's no drive anyway, petrol is expensive.

And of course, it reflected on half-axis, side gears and PTO.

Yeah, but it didn't harmed crankshaft, camshaft, platinum and the body.

Where he finds nerves to deal with these lunatics, I don't know.

He stimulates them to be even more mad.

Look!

I'd like to build this in.

Let me go, I gotta work to do.

Give me the tool, I'll do it myself. - Take it.

What are you staring at?

You get new broad again?

Listen, if �ivana calls, you tell her that Volvo is here and I went for spare parts.

What is this?

Pal, go there and write that Pufta is an upstart, provincial,

write whatever you want 'cause I don't give a fuck really.

Now I'm off to hit two or three balls...

Who was it? - Seems like Bj�rn Borg.

I drilled the hole in the wrong place.

�ivota... Look this.

This here is good.

Water is going to leak out there. - What I'm gonna do now?

You can put some sticker there.

Let me drill this for you.

We must do fix it for the guy, he need telephone.

He's a lawyer; My friend Slavko Raspopovic.

Really?

Great! Congratulations.

Come over whenever you want.

Bye.

When my mother needed telephone, you didn't fix anything.

Yes, she needed it... To spin out with you about onions.

Yes, I have nothing to talk with my mother.

Be tomorrow night here at 9, when bloodsuckers come over.

You are the man, �ivota!

Good day, jack �ivota!

What is it, fellow, what's the trouble?

Do you need a mechanic?

No.

You are this mechanic? - I am.

Where did you work before? - In ''Kosmaj''.

Why did you left the job?

They kicked me out.

They did? Your boss hated you?

No.

I was stealing, that's why.

Stealing? - What did you steal?

Tools.

What is your name? - Bogoljub.

And now what, Bogoljub?

I go to the army in a month, so I need to feed myself.

Bogoljub, take this 100,000. Take the bill from Saveta.

Go and pay the telephone bill. And tomorrow at 6 be here.

Thanks, jack.

Bogoljub!

Be careful.

Don't worry, jack.

Who's this guy? - I don't know.

The one who boasts with stealing. - He see and hear him for the first time.

Let me see where he ran to.

Say ''Goodbye'' to this money.

It is so like you. - So what? I stole too. You know it.

And look at me now.

BOGOLJUB

�ivota, look!

''THE ART OF MESSING AROUND''

Dad, give me 10,000 for Adidas. - My teacher ask 150,000 for excursion trip.

Really? What about you, honey?

For chewing gums. - Chewing gums, of course.

That's better than excursion.

I need for the market. - Give me trousers.

Of course, at Andjelko's they work long ago.

Why didn't you marry him?

Jack?

I'm not jack, I just tamper something here.

By yourself? Is that good?

You pulled out all his intestines.

I could never do such thing to my car.

And what is wrong with your car?

It doesn't feel very well.

What is wrong?

I'd like to know that too.

Good morning, jack.

Bravo, Bogoljub.

In the daylight, everything is fine. Ni�, Leskovac, border.

But somewhere at night, between Sofia and Edirne, it crackles from the back.

Explain me how it crackles?

Like this:

How?

I have suggestion for you, pal. Hold this.

You build in here Quadraphonic Stereophonic,

two speakers here for you and two on the back for him,

and when you play the music loudest, both of you won't hear a fly.

Him, who? - The guy from the back.

Give me these bones.

He's completely crazy. - Show me where is crackling.

From here.

It only comes from another world, my pal.

I can't do this, my friend. - No matter of price, I'll pay.

I don't know really.

Jack, let me do this.

Come on, just take the car out in the street.

This is outrageous!

The moment I left your workshop, breakdown happens to me.

What's wrong now, Mrs. Gvozdenka? - You know what, it'd be better for you

to sit and learn something about cars. - OK, alright.

Learn it together with your apprentice.

Comradess, did you look if just bobbin cabble dropped off?

You keep quiet.

Please, don't talk nonsense. - I don't know so much about cars.

I know more than he does, but I don't wanna boast.

I teach motorism at vocational school.

Jack, it was really just bobbin cable.

Shut up.

Now we'll teach her a lesson.

I repair my car myself, but this is horrible breakdown.

Mrs. Gvozdenka!

What is it now?

You were right, it's a serious breakdown.

Did I tell you I'm right? I have nose for it.

What can we do? Say, come at 6 tonight and bring 150,000.

I've told I'm right. - Yeah.

What was it? - I was right. Terrible breakdown.

Workshop works, eh?

Hi, �ivota! - Hi, comrades.

Tax gatherers never comes on right time, eh?

No, be my guest. - How many cars...!

Many cars, but not very much money.

No dough? - There is no. - Let us see the books, �ivota.

OK, comrades. Mica, give them books.

Hi, �ivota. - Why now when they're here?

I hardly came, looks like lamella.

�ivota! - Yes, please?

What is this, �ivota?

Just a few written cars, and your workshop is full.

I'm doing only these, guys. - How?

Nice. - And this one?

That's my car. - It's Proka, he's sitting on my head every day here.

Whose this Volvo is? - Volvo is Pufta the butcher's.

What's the problem? - Is this your Volvo?

Mine, I brought him bones. - What bones?

My bones for soup.

Only bobbin cable dropped off here.

I don't charge such things.

And who's this guy? - Him?

It's our artist, and famous painter Pedja.

Get to know each other. - Milicevic. - Pedja.

Painter, eh?

He's gonna paint me a picture, while I change his lamella.

I'll put picture on the workshops' wall.

Right? You must support things like that.

Let art spreads among people. It isn't everything about cash, is it?

Listen, he's born yesterday at all.

He's not at all.

Next time we come, let us see that picture on the wall.

No escape, right?

Say �ivota, who is this one? - Which one?

This guy. We come because of him. - I took him. He goes to army in a month.

Do you know what are the penalties for this? - I know, but what can I do.

Jack, I found some trick for that deadman.

Oh, good.

Hey, it's that actress. - Yes, it's our TV actress.

You know her for sure. - Hi there!

Hello, honey! I saw you on TV, you were greatest.

These are our friends tax gatherers. - Milicevic. - Shake your hands.

Girl must wait him, Charlie is great.

We know Charlie!

Are you feeling jealous? - Come on.

Register that guy.

Alright.

Bye. - Bye. - See you!

Charlie, you got any new pictures? - I have new Srbinovic.

Come to see.

Saveta, come on, make her a coffee.

No thanks, I drank four at the teather.

Charlie, where is that?

Over here, come.

And you would make her coffee? - I would. With mouse poison.

Doesn't matter I wait, but my car is standing under the sun all day long.

It doesn't feel good anyway. - How?

It doesn't feel good.

It won't be any harm, don't worry.

Nothing? Look, it's candescent.

I'm telling you, he wants to paint picture for me, to chisel it on the wall.

What picture. - Why?

It's just trick for the gatherers. - Don't be foolish, they'll come to see it.

Paint it, it's so cool.

Bro... - What? - I beg you,

set me this chick, I'll give you calf for her.

Get lost! - Please. - Are you nuts? No way.

Charlie! - Yes, darling?

Please, check my water pump. - OK, but you have to left car to cool down.

Who's gonna drop you home? - I will.

There. - Be my guest. - This is Pufta.

He has new Volvo. - What Pufta?

Why? - Are you come with me?

What do you want? - An autograph!

Autograph? OK, but don't yell!

What you do with this poor car... - And what else I'm gonna put here.

You will see.

Let me ask you something.

Who send you to �ivota for a general repair?

A friend of mine who comes here steadily.

He's not good with these things. He's good for patchworks and trifles.

But for a general repair...

I don't know what to say.

For instance, he hangs with some actress these days.

Look all those customers here. Loitering in this yard.

He has wife and four kids, and now he begun to write something.

What I am to do?

Go across to this jack, go there.

I didn't schedule, maybe he wouldn't accept me.

He will, that's general repair, that's not small money.

Those are big dough, pal. - Yes, 500,000.

Plus machining... - Shall I go now? - Go.

Tell him that Pufta send you.

Is �ivota arrived yet? - He'll not be back soon.

What does have hold him so long? - Well, jack must do some testing, you know.

Where have you been? Some guy have looked for you for a general repair.

You're lying? - I swear. - Why didn't you hold him?

I did my best, I tried everything. No use, he went off.

I knew that some jinx will struck me, the moment that undertaker has come.

Where is Bogoljub!?

Bogoljub!

So, at 7 o'clock? - Deal.

I can come sooner.

Where have you been? - I had to test car.

What needs to be tested? You are mad.

It can be seen only when customer is inside.

You were off for a whole hour. - I had to drive it on the cobble.

Better I go until my car is in one piece. Customer awaits me.

He won't run away, come on. - How much I owe for the work, jack?

Nothing to me, ask him.

It's alright.

Jack, sorry for this. - Youngster, be careful.

Tax gatherers were coming today because of you.

Believe me, it will not happen... - Be careful, I'm telling you.

I played on you with blind eye, so to speak. Let's not fool around.

Don't worry, jack. - Come on.

How about I prepare this wall for the picture?

OK.

Jack, something crossed my mind.

It won't be bad if I knock off mortar and put plywood. Then to plaster it and put cheesecloth.

And then?

You can remove it eventually and have a nice painting in your house.

Bogoljub, you really are a rotten. You're worse than me.

Put it.

Saveta! �ivota!

It babbles! Quick! Come to see!

What's happening?

He's still sleeping.

OK, I can wake him up. - Who is it?

Slavko the lawyer.

One second.

Yes, Slavko.

At once? OK, I'm coming.

What does he want?

He wants to replace stove and fridge to the cottage, he needs me to help him

to lay it up from the fifth floor. - Why doesn't he call carrier?

Carrier? One who has a friend, doesn't need a carrier. Cut the bullshit!

You're so silly, everybody are using you. - Yeah, like you know what friendship is.

You really ARE silly.

Give it!

Why wouldn't you carry this fridge? - Madam, let him alone,

he doesn't lift anything heavier than a feather.

Climb it!

Let it!

Now I have to go to the airport ASAP. - Why?

The friend brings me typing machine. I only have to worry about the customs taxes.

Your typing machine is your tool. - Nobody gives a damn about it, �ivota.

I have some friend at the customs. When is airplane landing? - Frankfurt, 14:40.

I'll call Blagota.

You are a bighearted.

Wait... Easy!

Put it down... Here.

Easy.

I go to the telephone. Wait for a second.

I never asked you for myself, but...

It's a friend, I'm telling you.

He lives of it. - �ivota, there are some technical trifles too.

I know that you never did it, but make an exception.

He's a good man, I'm telling you!

Is it OK?

I heard you work as a carrier from early morning.

I went to help a friend.

It's known why one invites donkey to the wedding. - Really?

I've been waiting for you to talk something important.

Saveta, leave us alone. - Give me the money first.

You ran away, I couldn't even buy milk for the kids. - Here, take it.

Well, what is it?

Like you don't know what's bothering me. - I don't have clue!

What? - I fell for this actress of yours.

Did you? - I swear. - Come on.

She's not for you, are you nuts? - Why not?

Wait. - What!?

I bring this for you to fix me. - OK, I will. - Surely?

Look!

If need, one piglet for her!

I'm giving piglet for an actress!

What did you bring? - Woman, I brought pig for your kids.

Come on!

So weird here at your place. - What's weird?

I came here in the morning, you were off.

Apprentices doesn't do a thing, and then this painter...

Kids are chasing for a piglet.

You guest workers, as soon as you spend three days in Germany, you become Germans.

''Arbeit'' only! - Of course. Only work.

But I am not guest worker. - What then?

I am citizen of FR of Germany, Milorad Stankovic.

Well done, herr Milorad.

Sure, jack. 10 years already.

I went there in peasant shoes, today I am manufacturer.

Once more, well done, herr Milorad.

Give this piglet here!

No!!

Come on, kids, split up. Go in the house.

Leave the man to work.

Did you instruct slaughter of this piglet? - No, just by accident.

By accident? It needs to let it grow, to reach 100kg of weight.

We don't have time for that.

�ivota, change the lamella, this is finished by tomorrow.

No worries, celebration tomorrow, with participation of piglet, too.

Piglet? - I give him lamella, he gave me painting.

Understand? - �ivota!

Or this way: I give you piglet, you give me actress.

OK!

I understand nothing.

I need service for 10,000 km. - OK, leave your car and come afternoon.

Afternoon? Can you tell me more precisely?

Then, let's say at 13:05.

Bye. - Aufwiedersehen.

Where is Mica? - Looks like he left us, he went across the street.

Yeah? I wish him luck.

Bro, are we agreed about that?

You were real pal, I must fix you something.

But when, for God's sake!?

Is it so urgent? - Hell yeah, don't ask me.

Do you know where the ''Writers' club'' is?

I know. Why?

She's there every night.

Alright, but they won't let me at the door there.

You just dress up nicely, and everything's fine.

How should I approach her? - Don't worry, I'll fix all that up.

When you go in, sit at the second table, order a drink for her and her company.

And when she get drink, she'll bow with head, it's a sign for you to go in toilet and wait her there.

And then!?

I bring her in your hands, you see what you're gonna do next.

So, in the toilet?

Damn bird!

It's good.

I would rather wash him all over. - �ivota!

Can this gentleman wash his car here?

Why? It's clean.

Bird pooped on the top. - Really?

You wash it as good as you can. - Think so?

Of course. You have water and shampoo there. Proka, bring it.

You are so kind. Thanks.

What is this? - A sink.

You see, it's like in the sleeping wagon. You open it here, and when you wanna wash,

then you push some water... Sorry.

And you wash hands.

And you close it.

�ivota, leave the work, have some coffee.

What coffee, I took some real business here.

Kraut is coming at 13:05. He's exact. - Leave Kraut now.

Help this man around his car. Look what he brought for me.

Which one?

This one!? A hirer.

You go around, via wifes, eh?

Don't attack the man, it's a sin. Help him.

I like you have soft heart.

Park in there.

Gas pump broke. Go and buy new.

Don't �ivota, please. You know how expensive it is.

See if can work without it. - It can! - It can?

Pour some gas. - I will. -Turn it off!

Bogoljub, give me hose and rope. Now we're about to fix it.

Why this, �ivota? Why did you threw pump away?

So? You don't need pump, the merchants invent it to steal it from the poor.

Give me that. Tie this up!

Will it work?

You can be sure it will. Old cars didn't have gas pump at all.

They were nature-powered. Like you now.

Ignite!

You made me nice set-up today.

Hi, Blagota. Is that guy from Frankfurt arrived?

Say, who's that poor lawyer of yours?

It's my friend Slavko.

Do you know what he imported? - Electric typing machine.

The most expensive one, too. Besides that, ''Nikon'' with binoculars

and sound camera.

He told me, some technical trifles.

Listen �ivota, today I almost lost my job because of this.

It's about goods $5000 worth.

I feel like I wanna report whole case, no matter what.

I have 20 years of service, now I have to disgrace myself.

Say, �ivota, is it about Slavko?

See what guy did to me?

I don't know what is with him.

I'm gonna call him... - Let this now.

There is no help any more. Don't talk around.

I just beg you to not ask for such favours in future.

If you wanna stay friends with me. - Sorry, Blagota.

Bye now. I'm in a hurry. - Bye.

Sorry Blagota, really. - It's OK!

You write to Slavko, eh?

Leave me alone.

Jack, excuse me.

I think this is the right moment to display my problem to you.

Speak freely.

I guess you think that I'm some idle man who exaggarates with care about his car.

No, be my guest.

My car objectively doesn't feel well.

I'd like to explain you, if you're able to listen to me, of course.

You know, my friend, I'm convinced that your car needs special treatment,

but I am not capable today, could you understand me?

I do. Of course.

You are serious man, I see it. That is why I'm about to come here

to the very moment until you get chance for a serious conversation with me.

Thanks for your trust.

Waiter? - Yes, please?

Ask that company what they drink. - What company?

Those ones. - Only whiskey goes for that table.

Bring them two kilos.

What's funny?

Who send it? - That gentleman over there.

Who is him? - No idea.

To tell you as a friend, that was not nice.

Why �ivota didn't tell me personally? Does he need a lawyer?

I'm off to see what's with my dinner.

It'd turn out that we exploit �ivota.

Excuse me.

Say, are those rumours true? - What rumours?

About you and �ivota. - Who spreads them?

Doesn't matter, but I think that's not nice.

Pardon me.

Good evening.

Hi there.

�ivota!

Watch the kid! Why didn't you watch!?

Where have you looked at!?

Say thanks to man. If it wasn't for him, kid would be hit by car.

Bogoljub, thank you.

Your welcome. - Thank you.

I have no eyes at my back!

What's the noise!?

Food, folks!

Wait, people.

�ivota!? - What?

I guess we're about to reveal the painting first?

Right, that's the reason we gathered in a first place.

Why did you cover it, anyway?

Comrades, we gathered here to see work of art

which is fruit of exchange of joint labour

between butcherworks of Pufta, me, and artworks of Pedja.

Cheers!

Well, you all sat and eat, without inviting the one who most deserves it.

Whom? - Bogoljub. He saved your kid.

Bogoljub!

Yes, jack?

Welcome!

Sorry, I see you celebrate. I'll come the other day.

No, sit here.

We attend reveal of the art painting at this very moment.

Look over here.

I don't know if I should, if it's greasy too much.

�ivota!

Can I get a second of your time?

Slavko, sit with us.

Sit, please.

I'm in a hurry, thank you. You just continue.

You could sit and have some.

I am mad at you, �ivota.

You've told whole Belgrade that I tricked you.

Anyway, the thing with customs was your idea.

I wouldn't think about it.

Is that all? - No.

My wife put that nicely:

''If I can change my taylors and hairdressers,

you can change your car mechanic too.''

Right. She says nicely.

Look how Puffy dressed up. - Puffy, dear, watch your suit.

13,200.

What's the matter, you don't withhold on the weighing scale today?

Are you in loved? - He has to be.

Don't pull my leg, women.

Take some snacks.

So, how are you, herr �ivota?

Good.

Good? How good if there's no work?

Your workshop is empty.

There will be business some other day. - The other day!?

One needs to work every day! You'll ruin.

Kaputt! - �ivota never kaputt, herr Milorad.

You saw your fellow mechanic there. - Whom, Andjelko?

Yes. He's German school. Just work, work, work!

Why would I need this?

To make more money, that's good.

And then?

Then you work further, you earn much more.

That's very good.

What is good for you, that's not for us.

You just capitalize yourselves, that's hell of a disease.

Take these. It's my product.

For kids. - Thanks, you shouldn't.

You see, in 10 years, I made factory out of nothing.

I have business with half of Europe.

While you here fry piglets and laugh, read papers and do nothing...

OK, herr Milorad, let me do your car, we'll talk later.

I have to go, too. Bye. - Bye.

When I come for my car, I'll bring some photos of mine.

To see what I have in Germany.

Nice piglet you have here. - As for the piglets,

that guy Pufta got crush on you. Did you know?

Pufta who?

Pufta the butcher.

I saw him in ''Writers' club''. - He was there because of you, I send him.

For fun.

He fell in love with you madly. - Really? - Shall we go to his butchery?

Why not to joke with him? - OK, but be careful, he's tough.

He says that chick who sits in his car, is done.

Proka, leave those foolishness.

Do for the Kraut everything you know from this list.

Sit in your car, and drive behind me.

Screw you and your actresses and sausages!

You really are nice. Thank you very much.

Thank you very much. - What is it now?

Don't ask. Terrible breakdown.

Good day.

Good day.

Please.

Did you even pour oil in distributor?

No, the distributor is over here.

You've put air filter upside down.

Help!

What are you staring at? Work.

I am not �ivota.

So, herr �ivota... I started in this cabin.

This is my new factory...

Our new house, with pool.

I told you, one needs to work, work and work.

And what's this? - This is our mountain house.

This is one smaller factory of mine.

Herr Milorad, I have some photo for you. - Can I see?

To see what herr �ivota made in 10 years.

Nice kids.

We must go now.

Come, dear.

Goodbye.

Goodbye.

What was wrong? - What's wrong, you ask?

Retreat. When he used up all the trumps,

I've pulled out ace from the sleeve and left him helpless.

Saveta!

Where are the kids? - They're here.

Dress them up, I'm taking you to kebabs ''at Daca's''.

Children!

Are you Proka done yet? - I just need something to tie.

Tie it later, I'm closing the shop.

Come on!

You finally remember you have a wife and kids!

�ivota, come here.

What? - Look at him, poor man.

This hirer?

He waits for trucks here at the market. - What trucks, poor guy...

You'd never help the poor.

What are you want? To take him to kebabs too?

Come on. Say, let's move so that he doesn't feel ashamed if he see us.

He ashamed!?

Say something, Mica.

What needs to be said, jack?

Say ''Good morning''.

Good morning.

I knew you're about to back.

Everyone keeps quiet there.

No one ever speaks to each other, only business talk.

So, you miss those chit-chats here? - Right.

Mica got back. - Leave kid to work.

Say, take that broom and clean that mess over there.

Weird, Proka hasn't come yet.

Where have you been, for God's sake!?

I was so worried about you.

How does your car feel today?

I am desperate. - Why!?

Time is passing by, and you've barely focused on my problem.

You're constantly in a hurry. - That is correct.

Well, from this second I am yours! No one can move me from this spot!

Absolutely. - Really? - I assure you.

You see...

Damn. Again this actress of yours. - You see how I live?

Can you understand me? Sorry.

Come on in, honey. What is it?

Come on in!

What's up, honey!?

You didn't tell me how our mockery with Pufta turned out.

Didn't he tell you about it? - No, I haven't seen both of you since that day.

Where is he now?

Why?

No way!

Don't laugh, you fool.

So, it's truth that no woman can leave his car in one piece?

Don't be vulgar.

Say, what trick he used, tell me? - That is not important now,

I just want you to tell me where I can find him.

Which day is today? - Saturday.

Saturday? He's at the market in Obrenovac.

Thanks.

Bye, Charlie.

Say, are you gonna degrade yourself at the cattle market?

Think about your reputation.

Bye, Charlie.

Listen, do you know at least that he has wife and two kids?

Honey, I wanted we make fun with Pufta, but you took it seriously.

Did you see that, sir? - What's wrong with ladies' car?

Something have broke. - No way?

What broke? - A dignity.

That's the way with women. - I wouldn't say so,

they're much gentle with cars than men.

Was this your car, Proka?

Yes, �ivota. - Come on.

Was it because of heater?

What I'm gonna do now? - Straight to the junkyard, I told you.

What junkyard!? �ivota, my friend, help me to fix it.

�ivota, let us put it somewhere. Anywhere.

Where? - It doesn't matter, we'll repair it any day, it's not urgent.

Pal, unload this car.

Where is my car?

There it is, they unload it.

He's joking, your car is over there.

I was joking. - Don't, �ivota.

It's good.

Is there any hope? - There is.

Crisp fried, but there'll be something out of it.

Who's gonna pay for this?

Pay them, please, I don't have any money.

Luckily, your cashbox didn't burn out in the car.

What's the bill? - 500 dinars. - 500?

OK, Proka, don't cry anymore. Everyone cry on my shoulder since morning.

On whose shoulder I'm gonna cry, for God's sake?

Go home. Easily.

Sir, please take him home. Be kind, make him favour.

Clean him a bit!

Let me do this.

Thank you alot.

Poor man!

Why all those tears? Is this car some of your relatives?

Go home! - Disaster always struck the poor.

Mrs. Saveta!

Sajka!

Then, let's change the spark plugs and breaker points too.

Change them all.

''When it's ball, let's spend.'' - Of course.

Why going for the repair every second? - Right.

May I stub out here? - Of course, be my guest.

Hoodlums!

Did your jack teach you this!? - What's the problem, madam?

Rascals! They peek under my skirt.

Madam, that's their working place.

Bogoljub!

Did you peek? - I wasn't, I swear.

Where is Mica? - Rush out to toilet!

It's known what boys of his age do in toilets when they see such stuff.

Let's finish this quarrel, jack. Here, original ''Chivas'' for you.

You didn't have to. - And pack of cigarettes to each of the boys.

Where are they? - Bogoljub! Mica!

Gentleman treats. Come over here.

Peeping Tom!

Any cigars would do. - Take some. - Thanks!

Finally someone to treat you two. Not just abuse you.

Nice way of teaching kids, really. Shame how youth behaves today.

Shame!

They smoke! Look how young he is, but he smokes!

For you, nice perfume.

You shouldn't...

Shame you have no present for this one, he's such a nice man.

I know gentleman from somewhere. - From the market. - I doubt.

Jack... - Yes? - It'll be good if you check out the oil in differential...

Of course. - Brakes too, and let boys wash the car.

It is understood for such customer. - Bye. - Bye!

Why I haven't these every day...

instead of those like you!

I mean about you, what are you looking at!?

Why? We are all humans. - We are not!

What are you snooping there? - Do you have any disc pads?

I have, and good ones too.

Just tell me that. - Tell you what?

Don't play innocent with me. Who are you, in fact?

Poor man, my wife took me out, I don't have anything to eat.

Don't lie to me! You have money to buy all of us here.

Admit, and you have pads for free.

Don't look, there is no Saveta now.

Let's divide the job: You transfer the coal for me,

and I give you the pads. Deal?

ATTENTION! MY WIFE IS HERE

INDEPENDENT BUTCHERS SHOP Svetolik Trpkovic

Mr. Svetolik Trpkovic, excuse me, what's going on with my ribs?

I prepared them. 1kg, you said? - Right.

Put some greasy ones. - I don't like greasy.

It can't be just brittle, but both grease and meat for everyone.

This was never like here before! - From now on, it's gonna be so.

Good day.

Jack, I bought for with meat you, and for Proka and Mica... - It's OK.

Here is the small change. - Doesn't matter. Later.

Take it!

Thank you for the extractor, too. - OK, bye.

Gentlemen, want some cheesepie?

No, thanks. - And what was with that guy?

He didn't go yet, he awaits an army call. He patch this and that for living.

OK, �ivota. Off we go.

Check this car in. - I will.

Jack, I'm hell of an actor, am I?

I'd leave acting for awhile, you know. I make fool out of myself and these people too.

You are complaining where you can, eh? - �ivota, leave him alone.

OK, let's break our deal then; You've put half of the coal,

then I'll put just one disc pad. Huh?

Put the other one.

Alright.

There, your car is finished. - Great.

Shall I pack the old parts for you? - Why would I need them?

You better pack me set of spark plugs, oil filter, air filter, to have them in reserves.

Be kind, please.

Nice.

You didn't empty my ashtray.

Sorry.

Now, you totalize it all, jack, it was alot of work.

Here.

It's not gonna be small amount, especially because of the parts.

Where he goes!?

Where did he go to!?

He escaped! - Fuck.

How much is the bill? - 500,000.

Say ''Goodbye'' to money.

Did anyone wrote his plate numbers? - That was your thing to do.

Didn't those tax gatherers tell you that you check in every customer?

He tricked me good. - And he was such nice man.

And big gentleman, too. Shame he spoiled the impression.

You just pull my leg.

I just have to set my freewheel. - Can you do it by yourself?

No worries, and goodbye. - Congratulations.

Madam, I see you're into mechanics.

What's the problem?

No idea, I suppose my sterring wheel have slacken.

Do you have tools? - Why would I need it, when I don't know how to use it.

I don't even know which key is needed.

The key 11. But I won't Gedorae. I'll use regular key 11.

You just hold there.

I feel so helpless in front of you. - Why?

I don't have a clue about this, and you are fantastic.

You don't have locknut,

nor safety levers,

nor safety catch,

so I need to tight up harder.

Try it now!

It's nothing. - Screw has broke.

I don't have such sterring wheel. - Do you have it at home, perhaps?

At home? - Yes. - I have entire collection of screws there.

But, I don't take men to my home. - Miss...

Gvozdenka. - I'm glad. Jacques, or �ivorad.

Miss Gvozdenka, I have high respect for you.

Alright, let's go, you just need to push me. - Of course.

Some foreign chick, perhaps.

Nice car, really.

But they're nothing in compare to my Mercedes.

�ile, that's the way I like you.

Honest. - Of which town are these plates?

Dragi�a...?

Is that you!? - Oh, Ljubinka!

How we met here? - Better here, than at dental clinic.

I developed a hell of a business. Look.

Yak. - Slops.

Say, where do you live now? - Who, me?

In Milano, Italy.

What are you doin' there in Italy?

You wanna know, eh?

Miss Lulu, put out of the gear, please.

You just say, kid.

What's wrong, Pufta? - Leave it, I have bad times.

�ivana found out everything. - No way?

I feel like killing myself.

Who's this one? - A peasant girl, Ljubinka.

See what our village gave?

Some scatterbrain.

That's for you.

How does the machine work?

As dragon.

Brand like this wasn't tested here yet. - It wasn't.

Can I take a look of your chassis? - Bro, whatever one needs to look is here.

How my buffers are like? - Your chassis is great.

Come out of there, Svetolik Trpkovic!

Seems like madam is looking for you.

Come out, I won't repeat it again!

Over here. Why are you so stiffed?

Didn't you have enough? Speak! You were more talkative a minute ago.

Let's go home. - You won't get out of this alive!

You lowlife womanizing son of a bitch!

Come on, woman, you'll kill the guy. What is with you?

Scram! You are same company as him.

Run for the woman, she'll do something to herself. - Do what?

What a witch, and what nice man.

Let me pay and run, I won't get beating too.

How much? - 120,000.

You really steal, you know that? - I have to make some money too.

Everyone is taking advantage on villagers. Be careful that villager doesn't take advantage of you.

Come on, go. Don't quarrel now. - Yeah? Be careful now.

Watch this!

This is some villagers' stuff.

You redneck!

There what forced me to escape into the World.

Jack! - Good day.

Can be something out of this car? - Hardly.

Don't spoil the mood. - OK. But I'm telling him

not to spend time and money, but he doesn't listen to me.

You don't know him, he force his will to the end.

See? My granny doesn't give me. - Of course, he's good and diligent.

Cabbage rolls!

Where'd you get these poor folks?

Let's have a drink, my treat. - Why are you yellin', ''a drink''?

Saveta is watching me.

She won't see us. - She's standing at the window and watch me constantly.

I'll be discreet.

OK, you turn left, and I'm coming after you at once. OK? - OK.

Bogoljub, if someone looks for me, I'm in the municipality.

Where are you going to!?

Stop!

Mica, run and call �ivota!

Oh, you made some curtains as well, eh?

Right. We'll put them inside the car.

This is our second home.

Our flat isn't much larger than this.

Nice.

Why didn't you stopped him? - What could I do, I told him not to go.

Why are you yelling at kid, you could do this by yourself,

instead of rambling from bar to bar with various other people.

He didn't come yet? - It's alright, miss Ljubinka.

I guarantee for every car in my garage. Don't worry, there's no problem.

You are big gentleman.

And you, jay, drag my husband to bars and want me to watch your car, huh!?

We are nice, are we?

Sorry, some raff hit me. How does this headlight costs?

It's not what it costs, it's alot, it's you can't buy it here.

Come in a two days, I'll find a headlight for you.

Bogoljub, how much I owe you?

Nothing, jack. You paid me yesterday.

Took these 50,000, as from today we're quit.

Jack, please don't. - Don't, what!?

Did we agree something?

Pick up your stuff and get lost.

Alright, jack.

You shouldn't do this, �ivota.

He shouldn't, what!?

You whore!

You world class scumbag!

She's innocent, why do you speak those foolishness?

Go into the house for a talk.

You're gonna see.

This is madhouse.

If it doesn't so, I'd made here two cars at least.

Hi there. - Good day.

I apologize... - Dude, you just do your work.

Great! - What's wrong?

Not even a drip of gas. - Really? - Yeah.

Of course, I drive in it for the first time, the other women did it before.

Give me the key of trunk. - I don't have it. - How?

I only have key of the steering wheel. - Your husband didn't give you key of the trunk?

He didn't.

Then I have to knock it off. - Be my guest, this is my car.

Really?

He has Mini Morris for the fun.

He'll kill me. - Relax.

What's this?

It's womanizing equipment, don't you see? - Really?

He bought it for casual time. - You mean, in the case of war?

Look, it's all for two.

Come on, don't you see that most of these things are unused?

On whose side are you?

What's this? - Let this now,

let me pour gas for you, I must go home. I left the workshop.

Wait, savings books!

He left some pennies for black days. - Now he's about to have black days!

Currencies. - How much money... Of all sorts!

Where are you staring at?

Don't, you'll ruin the guy.

We haven't see you in my butchery lately. - Please?

Why don't you drop by for fresh cracklings and sausages?

And one rose for you.

Well, you're good for nothing now. - What did I say to you?

Dough was your greatest trump. - It was.

Now, you have to lean on something more serious. - On what?

On �ivana, on kids... - Come on. She only wants to fight.

She found some ten foot moron. Nothing special, little ox.

She drives around with that car, just to spite me.

This is serious thing. I know, my cables are in touch.

The moment I start, it smokes. A burning smell.

He gone mad completely.

Let me fix this.

Please, convince by yourself. Don't think I'm mad. - I see it!

Com. Filipovic! - Good afternoon.

It's been a while... - It turns off at signals.

I will wait, it's the gentleman's turn. - What gentleman?

This one? He's harder than tumbstone to me, honestly.

I know him, I heard some of his exposures. Smart man. - At my place, he's silly!

He imagined that he's car is going to burn. - Why don't you help him anyhow?

How, he's mad! What am I to do?

Call the psychiatrist.

Call the psychiatrist? Right.

I have a friend who's a psychiatrist.

Listen... Com. Filipovic, you must wait!

I have consider your case and I think it's best we call my fellow mechanic,

to make sort of consilium here for your car. - Right!

I agree. - I'm going on the phone!

Better two jacks than one. - He really decided to help you.

It's better we do this here than bringing him to the clinic.

Right.

That's your customer.

I know you're short with time...

I'll introduce you as my colleague. - He should examine you as well.

Explain me in detail what's this all about.

Yes.

Good.

It's settled! My friend, fellow mechanic, about whom I talked is coming.

Really? That's great.

Where's that apprentice who peeks under my skirt?

And where's your BMW? - I have no BMW anymore, this is my new car.

So, falling off the horse to climb a donkey?

You'll have to behave more properly.

Jacques! Come out freely.

Explain him which rally we're going to. - Is that Jacques!? -Yes.

Don't let him beat me, please!

He won't, don't be afraid. - Don't, Jacques!

Even he's stronger than you both physically and mentally. - I see that.

So, he persuade you to change BMW for Zastava? - Of course.

Com. Filipovic, this fits into plans of our government, is it?

The government hails for every action for reducing of consumption.

This is general trend in World. Right, Mr. Filipovic?

Say, �ivorad, you've coned this one too?

Quiet �ivota, please. - Get this out from the yard!

How? - Yell at me, come on.

He's incredibly quiet, sensitive, subtle...

I don't want any explanations!

Don't, Jacques. - I ask respect for this lady anytime, anywhere!

This won't happen again.

I'll kick some ass next time!

Did you see? Unfortunate woman. - One can see everything here.

Of course. This is stage where acts with singing, shooting, crying are being played.

With pulling hair, slapping... You saw.

Good day, folks. What's the problem?

Good day, here is the case I've been talk about. - This one?

Jack, I'll explain all to you. - Nothing needs to be explained.

First, what is this?

We won't need it.

I'll take a look now.

These slippers...

We won't need them too.

Jack, how about we let kids to swing the car? - To swing? OK.

Swing it.

Swing, kids.

Here it is! I've found it.

There.

I can't smell anything.

Nothing, how, �ivota? Nothing, how?

This could be burn out any minute. - No way!?

You'll let the guy to burn out, eh? - I don't know what to say...

I want everyone to smell here again. Kids!

Smell!

It really smells, I'm impressed. - One could thought I'm crazy.

Listen... - I have to listen, I learned my profession from him.

Lift the car and go underneath.

Aline the keys, tighten it with bearing extractor...

Installation broke down somewhere.

Set the reducer, and it's over. - Alright!

It's good you have come on time. - Mica, lift the car and give me the tools.

Hi there, Filipovic!

You come here too, eh? - Hello, professor!

He really is professor.

Does this make any sense? - Of course, that's therapy.

Did �ivota think this out? - Right. He's smart as a whip.

Don't hit it! - It doesn't hurt it.

What are you doing to it!? Stop!

Jack, I have no work conditions here!

Calm down, let him do his job.

Tell him to to stop, please. - I will.

I think you are too worried about this car. - What do you mean?

What is the car? A pile of iron.

I wouldn't say that.

Calm down. - Let him stop, please!

I can't take this!

Can you share this love of yours with someone else? - I can.

Have you wife and kids!? - I have!!

But they don't show any understanding for the car.

Does they drive in this car? - They don't!

Calm down, man.

Do you work in the oil institute? - Yes.

How the researchments are going?

We achieved certain results.

Jack, this is done.

Did you solve the problem? - I did.

Was the man right? - He was. - There you see.

Will you be kind to sit in the car to make some test?

Excuse me, will you open the hood?

What are you staring at? Treat now, you took 50,000 for nothing.

Let's go to ''Daca'' for a drink. - One small, quick drink and that's it.

I have job, don't stay too long.

�ivota, we come to your place. - Why?

There is nothing, my workshop is empty. I told you. Just Proka is doing something.

It's about something else. - About what?

We have to talk. - It's a serious matter.

You pooped something again. - Doesn't matter!

Order a drink for me, I'm coming quickly.

What happened, comrades? - What happened!?

You put us into big problem. - Who, me?

You.

We are both suspended. - Why, for God's sake!?

Why didn't you register Bogoljub as we told you?

But I fired him. It doesn't matter anymore.

He made denunciation that he worked here for six months,

even we knew about this and turned a blind-eye, 'cause you bribed us.

What shall we do now?

I can't believe he stabbed the knife in my back... Bogoljub?

Bogoljub, it's for you!

What have you done, Bogoljub....?

Hi, �ivota. What's bothering you?

What have you done to guys, for God's sake?

Don't yammer �ivota, sit for a talk. How's the work?

Can you manage without me, huh? - It's easy for my work,

but I ask you what have you done to guys?

They'll lose the job. They have children.

Leave it. Is there any fuss with those lunatics of yours?

Bogoljub, let's cut this thing short:

What are you asking? - For what?

Shut this door, we won't dust here.

To withdraw that false statement of yours, that's for.

Talk nicely, �ivota.

Anyway, I won't speak about this without my attorney.

Who's the guy? - I broke single headlight, and you broke my leg.

I have to stay in the street, right? Is that right?

Who's your attorney? - You know him.

Slavko.

The guy with whom you smuggled machines and other appliances.

For your information, I didn't say a single word about it.

That's why his car is parked out in the street. - I have to live of something, too.

Arrange me a meeting with Slavko. - He worships you, he hardly waits.

I know, like finger in the eye.

Do you have a nickel for a phone call?

Oh, my �ivota... You got old and you don't know what life is.

I am not interested, but I suggest you to make compromise as humans.

Count, Bogoljub, how much it is both ethically and materially.

Two paids of 800,000 - 1,600,000.

I don't count tips and the rest.

Nice one, Bogoljub.

What I get for this money?

You get the letter from Bogoljub that statement was false.

And you bring that to municipality for a review.

It's not about me, it's about those tax gatherers. - Therefore, their suspension is objectless.

Do you have money? - No, I have to bring it.

Well, I suggest you to meet here at 3 pm, at same place.

You give him money, he gives you the letter,

that's fair, right?

Like the doctor says.

I'm glad we come to terms like people. �ivota, congratulations.

Borrow me 1,500,000! - I don't have it, over my dead body.

How? - I don't have it, wife blocked me.

You Proka? - I haven't.

Jack, I have 150,000 of savings. - Doesn't help, but I'll consider it sometimes.

Where are you now, my friends!? - You don't yell much!

Mica, take that painting down to sell it!

That artists' painting? Guy took it with himself, he realized you tricked him.

How much money you got? - Why?

Tell me quickly. - What, someone made fool out of you again?

Com. Stankovic, please!

How much money you got? - I don't know, barely 200,000.

When he's getting back? Thanks.

Tell me, what happened? - Leave me now, please.

I can help you.

Help us, man.

I can buy �ivota's workshop. With whole this house.

I attended to do this long ago, but I was afraid to say.

The cash would be fine, but foreign currencies too.

Get lost, you shit! - Don't.

Get lost!

Please, I'd like to get Mr. Popovic on the phone.

Where is he?

IF YOU ARE FRIEND, DON'T SPEAK WITH ME

Come in, �ivota. What's the trouble?

Andjelko, my friend,

help me! - What is it?

I need 1,500,000 for a loan. - Million and a half?

When you'll give it back? - In a week.

In a week would do.

Take it. - Thank you very much, Andjelko!

Wait!

There is no ''Very much'', but you signed it here.

The letter is OK. I stylized it.

Fair?

Here is the dough. Share it.

Darling, if you love me, turn left. Don't let �ivota to see us, please.

Don't get excited.

He's going to laugh at us.

If they are good people, they'd like to see us in loved.

They won't believe us. They don't appreciate me as man.

They have no high oppinions about me too.

One doesn't like people who have no luck.

My honey.

My love.

Help me. Watch the arm!

Mrs. Gvozdenka? - Good afternoon.

�ivorad? - It is me.

What is this? - We've crashed at rally.

All the way? - All the way.

Where is your car? - I have no any car at all.

I lost much, but I got everything on the other hand.

And I'm not sorry.

�ivorad?

Is that serious?

Very serious.

How are you? - I am great, but looks like jack �ivota is not feeling very well.

I just bring my wife and sons, to introduce them to him.

Svetlana! Zoran! Bojan!

Come out to meet comrade Filipovic.

What is with him?

Nothing, he's playing innocent.

You don't know �ivota.

Saveta, why you suffer this? Why don't you beat him?

What is with him?

He was silly whole his life, but now he went completely crazy.

Well, he's having a hard times. Bogoljub lodged false statement against him.

And now he's totally disappointed in life? - He changed radically.

IF YOU ARE FRIEND, DON'T SPEAK WITH ME

''If you are friend, don't speak with me.''

A phony. He wants to copy Andjelko.

Could he become like Andjelko? - It happens.

It happens that man changes completely.

I also think that's possible. - Do you?

What, �ivota to change!? Come on!

Whole world will change but not him.

He could try, but he can't escape out from his skin.

BOGOLJUB

Charlie, open up, are you mad at us or what?

Hothead, look who's waiting for you here!

�ivota... I'd try to start the car.

Saveta, open the gate!

Did he say it?

What? Where to?

You need jack, maybe? - Why do you ask?

Because �ivota is expert for some things, but amateur for the other.

Charlie, don't lose faith in people. At least, you are great guy.

Saveta, what am I? Tell them.

Who's great man?

You are great fool!

Proka, turn on. - Who's gonna push it? - Me, of course. Grandma, have a seat.

Now!

THE END