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Did we not just get the last of the weapons?

- We need to destroy... - Huh?

Well, it didn't just get up and walk out of here, did it?

So, someone goddamn took it!

What the hell happened?

- You're not gonna believe this shit. - It was Haruka.

We got it on the security feed.

I knew it.

Yes, Monkey. It was definitely her.

Were you in on it?

Are you her little buddy, fucker?

No, he wouldn't!

Go ahead. Give me a reason.

Okay, enough!

We need to find that sword and fast.

Or everything we've worked towards will be for nothing.

Haruka's gone. Eunice is gone.

That idiot Bryce is gone. They could be anywhere.

I don't like this. Bad things are gonna happen.

I can't understand what he's saying. What's he saying?

Do you know where they are?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

Monkey, slow down, okay?

Let me see.

Excuse me?

You look in my eyes when I scold you,

you hairy little wrecking ball.

You can forget about coming to Montauk this summer,

'cause that's my sanctuary.

Monkey has a lead.

Let's go get 'em, then.

No, no, no. Hold up. This is Monkey's mission.

- Huh? - Oh, come on.

You are not seriously trusting him.

Prove you're truly one of us and clean up this mess.

Because if you can't...

I will. With extreme prejudice.

I cannot believe you are letting him just walk away.

They're his friends. His battle to fight.

If he wants to be one of us, he's gonna have to kill them.

Nothing yet.

Guys, this is crazy, all right?

I say we keep movin'.

Co-Op won't hesitate to kill for that bad boy, you know?

Which is why this has to end here.

I've already been chased across the world once.

Well, at least use the sword against them, then, okay?

And maybe it'll give us a fighting chance. Maybe.

No way.

I'm never wielding that sword again.

It made me enjoy killing.

I'd rather be dead than evil.

I heard that.

Eunice, you don't have to stay.

I chose this fight. You didn't.

Man, I hate those assholes as much as anybody.

They stole my quarterback.

Monkey could have been my "fuck you" money.

Besides, I guess you gotta work with a cop once in your life.

Mm-hmm. Yeah, no, it sounds pretty sound. Pretty sound.

Hey, Eunice, you got a shovel stashed anywhere around here?

I'm just gonna get a head start digging your graves.

- Oh, boy. - Look.

Monkey's on the other side, all right?

He's more deadly than Eunice's entire roster combined.

No, no, no, no. Monkey is still in play.

We haven't even talked to him yet.

There's a chance we can turn him.

And we'll have help.

I put the call out to the team, and they should be here any minute.

Wait, hold on. What do you mean, the team?

- The rest of my assassins. - Those shit sticks?

Okay. I don't know how to tell you this,

but unless there's something in it for them,

the cavalry ain't coming.

You don't quit, do you?

You were saying?

Oh, Jesus.

What the hell? I-Iris?

I tried to buy a gun, but apparently you need a license

in New York state or something?

- I dunno. - You asked my daughter to help?

Uh, not me.

Well, I saw the message on Danke's phone.

At 3 a.m.? Consider my eyebrow raised.

Hey, she can't be here, okay?

You guys need backup. I'm backup.

- Uh, is Danke coming? - I don't think so,

but, hey, I'm here

because friends don't let friends fight psychos alone.

Y-yeah, yeah, yeah, okay. Enough with the bumper stickers.

Look, we shouldn't try to fight the Co-Op at all.

We're running, okay? Now.

You've run from your problems all your life.

Maybe try something different.

Do you want me to take the next hour to explain

the various ways we will be killed and murdered?

Where are we gonna run, Bryce?

We have the home field advantage right here.

Okay. Eunice, all due respect,

some kitchen knives aren't gonna stop the Co-Op, okay?

I mean, they have superpowers, for fuck's sake.

And you think all I have is some knives?

That really hurts.

- Whoa! - Goddamn, Eunice.

Where'd you get all this shit? Putin's Etsy?

♪ I don't know what you call it, let's call it a day ♪

♪ I don't know what you call it, let's call it a day ♪

♪ Okay ♪

♪ What is this ♪

♪ What is this ♪

- Well, I could eat. - Oh, yes.

- Oh, my God, yes. - I'm starving.

Oh, finally.

All right. Sorry, kids. It's breakfast for dinner.

- It's all we've got. - No, no, no. I love American breakfast.

It's so over the top.

Yeah, at my last bistro, we had a dish called, um, Egg Mountain.

It was a mountain of egg.

That sounds awesome.

If I get out of this alive, I'm making some major life changes.

- No more handling. - Seriously?

- Really? - Yeah.

I kept those assholes employed for years,

and this is how they repay me?

Going AWOL when my life is in danger?

You can't depend on nobody in this business.

It's like they was only in it for the money.

Is that how you feel, Bryce, after a date?

- Nice. - Woof.

Eunice, you're not gonna quit. You're too good at your job.

And the murder business needs more women in management positions.

Girl, I am done.

This shit here? It ain't worth it.

If I survive this, I'm going back to Japan.

Just a peaceful existence in my little fishing village.

Hm. Seaside, baby. This girl knows what's up.

My parents passed away last year, so it's just me now.

Their home is right near the dock.

I could roll out of bed and catch herring in my pajamas.

It's beautiful.

- You a little quiet, Bryce. - What'd you say?

Oh, I, you know, I'm just gonna,

well, try to enjoy the time I've got left.

No way to know how much longer I'm gonna be around, right?

I was thinking of going to Vail.

You know, learning to ski with rich people.

- Oh, I like that. - You should travel as much as you can.

Ooh, there's some nice skiin' up there.

Okay, here we go.

I got this.

Hey, Judas. Isn't there a supper you're late for?

So you came alone, huh? Why is that?

You afraid your traitor friends are gonna traitor kill your other friends?

That's messed up. Traitor.

Oh, hey, by the way,

you look like a fucking dipshit without your sunglasses.

There he is.

Stop. Monkey! Are you with us?

Of course, he's with us.

He knows who his real friends are. Right, Monkey?

Mm. I wouldn't be too sure. Looks a little cagey.

Piece of shit backstabber.

You bring your crap-ass friends?

- Easy. - Nah, he claims he came alone.

Oh, he's trying to deescalate the situation.

And apparently, if we give up the sword voluntarily,

he'll convince them to spare all of our lives.

How sweet of him.

Oh, he doesn't wanna see anyone get hurt.

Oh, this is good!

Except for me. He doesn't give a shit about me.

Oh, Monkey.

Listen, I saw Double-Tap's heat vision goggles.

They're the same ones that were in Tokyo during the massacre.

Monkey, they killed my friends.

The Co-Op are gonna do horrible things with the Alderman's weapons.

Hey, I told you, pal. They're bullshit.

Like, a thousand times, I said it.

Hey, I am on your side.

Okay? I know firsthand how fucking annoying Bryce can be,

but unfortunately, he's actually right this time.

There's always a first time for everything.

Thanks a lot, guys.

Don't do this, pal. Goddamn it!

Come on, Monkey!

Oh, you need some help, huh?

Why don't you go call Marky Mark and the Flunky Bunch?

Imagine that.

Monkey can't see what's right in front of him.

You're so blind thinking they're your family.

How about we take class outside, shall we?

Come on, Monkey. Don't make us kill you.

Or do make us kill you.

Makes no difference to me.

Fight like a man?

Oh, that's a super unevolved thing to say.

Ah, that was really satisfying.

Fuck, dude, you shot me?

I don't care if I'm already dead.

It still hurts like fuckin' hell.

Oh!

You monkey motherfucker.

Jealous? No, I'm not jealous of those Co-Op douche bags.

They're just a bunch of smug pricks with shitty taste.

Probably why they like you.

Oh, oh, they're great people, huh? With great morals?

The Assassin's Cooperative. Right.

You are so sanctimonious, you know that?

Guess what? All these hits, your career? You know who that's been for?

The fucking devil.

Oh, shit. O-okay, uh, hold on. I can explain, okay?

Here, just let me...

Yes, I betrayed you, okay?

Yeah, I lied to you, but come on. Man, come...

You had to know.

What, do you think the man upstairs is really gonna burn a clock into my hand?

I made a deal with the devil.

If I kept you killing and feeding him souls,

he'd let me come back here.

But I did it so I could make things right with Iris.

And for you too!

Ahh!

Oh, look at this shit.

For the guy who hates killing, you sure seem to be into fucking killing.

Hey, you know what? I'm done.

I-it doesn't matter why I did it. I did it, okay?

And you know what else? I'm glad I did it.

Damn it.

Stop. Stop it, you two!

What the hell?

I am not going to let you kill your only friend.

Wow. You know, I never thought I'd get a chance to say this,

but Iris, you... you are grounded!

Oh, goddamn it! Did you just boathouse me?

Goddamn it, let me out! This is bullshit.

Bring it, fucko.

You're sure they're here?

Bryce is responsible for my death.

I can feel that bastard from miles away.

And where Bryce is, Monkey follows.

Okay, here we go.

Payback's a bitch.

She's only knocked out.

Next time, let's just slice her throat.

Nobody's asking you.

Okay.

I just hope you're not choking again like you did with Monkey.

Fuck off.

Am I seeing a ghost?

Or am I looking at my old friend

pretending to be something she isn't?

Oh, was I? Oh, that's right.

We were friends once, but a lot's changed.

And you're a long way from home.

How'd you find us?

I've been hunting Monkey ever since I got to New York.

Please, Akiko, this isn't you.

You're a good person, kind and loving and...

Am I?

Where's Monkey?

What are you planning to do?

Oh, I'm going to kill him.

And anyone who stands in my way.

If Monkey didn't shoot your uncle,

then Shinji was going to kill me.

Oh, then I'll just have to finish the job, won't I?

Okay. Goddamn it.

Jesus. Have you tried meditation?

Akiko, you're consumed by grief.

You don't hate Monkey!

We can stop this right now.

Oh, right. Haruka always gets it before everyone else.

What are you doing? Feint left!

Well, you fucked up this time.

You stick with Monkey, he'll destroy your life.

If I'd never met Monkey,

I'd be living in the Prime Minister's house.

My uncle would still be alive.

Are you trying to talk her to death?

Yeah. But in a corrupt government.

- Who cares? - You do.

Or at least you used to.

Have you never heard of a cunt punch?

Shut up!

What is with you?

I have one life

and I only had one uncle,

one goddamn person in my corner,

and Monkey ripped that away from me.

Akiko, I've lost my parents.

I-I've lost my friends. I get it.

I don't give a shit!

Monkey destroyed my life.

He's cursed.

What is this, brunch?

Stop complaining and just kill her.

Damn it, leave me alone. I got this.

Who are you talking to?

Nobody.

Oh, I'm nobody, am I?

Hey, don't intervene.

It's my fight!

Oh, now she gets it.

Okay.

Prepare to meet your end!

Oh, shit.

Hey, you and I aren't done yet.

Well, well, well.

Lady Bullseye's ghost?

- Hello, Bryce. - What is happening?

Ready for round two?

How did you learn to do that so quickly?

Better in life, better in the afterlife.

Monkey! You have a clear shot at Akiko, take it!

Ow, son of a bitch!

So what'd you think of hell? Not so bad, right?

Did you try the chili?

You held my arms

and allowed me to get gunned down like some amateur.

Yeah, well, if it walks like a duck, gets shot like a duck...

Whoa!

A true warrior knows when she is outmatched.

Monkey's screwing this up.

We're gonna lose the sword.

We need to help him.

Negative. This is Monkey's mess.

We wait for it to play out.

Hey, this is super fun.

But can we take it somewhere less salty?

Oh, no...

I want you to burn!

You could stay physical and drown,

or you could ghost and feel your skin charred to ash.

You're a ghost too. How is this not affecting you?

What do you want? Pain's my thing.

It's confusing. I'm getting a boner.

Look at you.

Isn't this what we were just talking about?

Killing is the solution.

It took two seconds for you to show your real nature.

And look how powerful you are now.

That's not who I am.

Well, that's who I am.

No! No!

One down,

one to go.

Nicely done.

Oh, shit.

Okay, that's our cue. Time to go.

Who the hell are these guys?

It doesn't matter!

Come on, we need to move!

No...

- we're not done yet. - Oh, what?

Not this time, Kiki.

I can take him!

You're outclassed, kid. Time to go!

Goddamn it!

What a waste of a beautiful life.

Ugh, fuckin' finally.

Hello?

Eunice, what happened?

No!

Oh, Lord, have mercy. Help that child.

- Is that Bryce? - Oh, my God.

- Bryce! - Is he moving?

Dad?