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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:44,000 --> 00:00:47,390 Eros is the primordial power that dominates man... 2 00:00:47,640 --> 00:00:51,872 ..leading him where he wants, even to ruin. 3 00:00:55,119 --> 00:00:58,078 It has an indomitable strength, irresistible... 4 00:00:58,320 --> 00:01:00,276 ..related to desire... 5 00:01:00,520 --> 00:01:04,433 ..that transcends the will individual of men and gods. 6 00:01:05,400 --> 00:01:09,473 Eros as a dream, as a desire... 7 00:01:09,719 --> 00:01:11,676 ..as a secret fantasy. 8 00:01:11,840 --> 00:01:16,356 Sometimes all it takes is a hand That rests on yours... 9 00:01:16,599 --> 00:01:19,637 ..a strange smell, a half-open mouth ... 10 00:01:20,599 --> 00:01:22,875 ..a neckline, a wrong button. 11 00:01:23,120 --> 00:01:27,636 All this is eros, it takes hold of you... 12 00:01:27,879 --> 00:01:29,233 ..sets you on fire. 13 00:01:30,400 --> 00:01:35,076 Do you know what is the place where people have the most erotic dreams? 14 00:01:35,319 --> 00:01:38,869 Traffic lights. The duration of the red light... 15 00:01:39,120 --> 00:01:43,079 ..is equivalent to the duration average duration of an erotic thought. 16 00:01:43,319 --> 00:01:46,437 For some, one red is not enough... 17 00:01:46,680 --> 00:01:48,636 ..And when the green light goes off... 18 00:01:48,879 --> 00:01:52,270 ..it's still there, dreaming, and you play. 19 00:01:52,519 --> 00:01:55,398 "Distracted dreamer, come back to earth!" 20 00:01:55,640 --> 00:02:00,191 Your wife is not Scarlett Johnson, your husband is not Johnny Depp.... 21 00:02:00,439 --> 00:02:04,956 ..they are both much less erotic, and you know that. 22 00:02:05,200 --> 00:02:09,591 Some people are healthy carriers of eros. 23 00:02:11,000 --> 00:02:13,958 Oualcuno has it. Some don't. 24 00:02:15,000 --> 00:02:19,152 (radio) Some people Have pure eros in their eyes. 25 00:02:19,400 --> 00:02:23,757 He hides there and from there He launches his messages. 26 00:02:24,000 --> 00:02:28,312 - Who's on the line? - I'm Tamara from Rovigo. 27 00:02:28,560 --> 00:02:30,949 Tamara. tell us about eros. 28 00:02:31,199 --> 00:02:34,476 It happened to me only once.... 29 00:02:47,000 --> 00:02:50,959 HONKING AND SMASHING 30 00:03:12,199 --> 00:03:16,352 (radio) I got up Because his look troubled me. 31 00:03:16,599 --> 00:03:19,160 There is nothing more erotic Than the look. 32 00:03:19,400 --> 00:03:22,870 You have touched an important key. Hello. 33 00:03:25,199 --> 00:03:28,556 Enough of this song! 34 00:03:28,800 --> 00:03:31,712 SINGS lN DlALETTO SlClLlANO. 35 00:03:36,240 --> 00:03:38,276 The lady. 36 00:03:38,520 --> 00:03:41,717 Madam, where are you going? 37 00:03:43,680 --> 00:03:45,159 The descent! 38 00:03:48,800 --> 00:03:50,756 Wretch! 39 00:03:51,000 --> 00:03:54,151 - Stop! - You are two dunces! 40 00:03:54,400 --> 00:03:56,834 Stop. Ouante times do I have to tell you? 41 00:03:57,080 --> 00:04:01,596 Shall I have you mount the flying figure eight? 42 00:04:01,840 --> 00:04:04,035 Ouest is not a Luna Park. 43 00:04:05,000 --> 00:04:08,913 I don't understand you, what's in your head? 44 00:04:09,159 --> 00:04:14,439 You have to stay in your room, you are constantly making a mess! 45 00:04:14,680 --> 00:04:16,875 You have to stop! 46 00:04:17,120 --> 00:04:21,796 - Dario, they will kick you out of the hospital. - They can't, I'm sick. 47 00:04:22,040 --> 00:04:25,077 Really? Let's take them to the rooms. 48 00:04:25,319 --> 00:04:28,676 - (sings) You can't talk to me... - Don't sing! 49 00:04:28,920 --> 00:04:33,038 Stop putting on a show all day long! 50 00:04:33,279 --> 00:04:39,037 Dario, I don't understand why they changed the physical therapist.... 51 00:04:39,279 --> 00:04:43,478 ..and yet he was good, these doctors are strange. 52 00:04:43,720 --> 00:04:47,759 - You can never tell what they think. - I agree. 53 00:04:48,000 --> 00:04:52,755 J Doctors are strange you can't tell what they're thinking. 54 00:04:53,000 --> 00:04:59,075 A friend of mine couldn't understand what the doctors were thinking... 55 00:04:59,319 --> 00:05:04,348 ..and finally died, it was six o'clock in the afternoon... 56 00:05:04,600 --> 00:05:07,034 He died without understanding. 57 00:05:07,279 --> 00:05:11,717 Oui is written that our spine spine can return as before. 58 00:05:11,959 --> 00:05:17,159 - The minchia doesn't, though. - Shut up, I'll read it to you. 59 00:05:17,399 --> 00:05:21,996 "It plays a key role rehabilitation and not least..." 60 00:05:22,240 --> 00:05:25,630 "...the patient's will." 61 00:05:25,879 --> 00:05:30,112 If you stay on the bed all day, you can say goodbye to marathons. 62 00:05:30,360 --> 00:05:33,750 I wish I could stay all day on the bed. 63 00:05:34,000 --> 00:05:36,958 How do I get on the bed? 64 00:05:37,199 --> 00:05:42,274 There is never a nurse To help you get on the bed! 65 00:05:42,519 --> 00:05:46,752 Hey! Oualcuno help me? I'm going to have a fit now. 66 00:05:47,000 --> 00:05:49,355 Nurses! What do we do? 67 00:05:51,000 --> 00:05:54,629 - Good morning. Who is Nicola Albinati? - Me. 68 00:05:54,879 --> 00:05:57,348 - So am I. - No, it's me. 69 00:06:00,600 --> 00:06:03,478 J Baldoni I am your new physical therapist. 70 00:06:03,720 --> 00:06:06,792 Mine too? 71 00:06:07,040 --> 00:06:09,270 No. What's up? 72 00:06:10,399 --> 00:06:13,073 Half and half. 73 00:06:13,319 --> 00:06:17,836 It is bullshit... Half over and half-nothing. 74 00:06:20,000 --> 00:06:24,391 Tomorrow at 9 a.m. I will pick you up and go to the gym. 75 00:06:24,639 --> 00:06:26,278 See you tomorrow, good morning. 76 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:29,758 Good morning. 77 00:06:30,000 --> 00:06:35,233 While we are together, I would appreciate it That you don't carry a cell phone. 78 00:06:36,079 --> 00:06:38,036 Goodbye. 79 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,758 - Who was it? - Minchia. 80 00:06:44,000 --> 00:06:45,956 It is too beautiful. 81 00:06:56,480 --> 00:06:58,436 Do I hurt you? 82 00:06:58,680 --> 00:07:02,559 (You wouldn't hurt me even with a chainsaw.) 83 00:07:02,800 --> 00:07:05,439 (Where are you from. who sent you?) 84 00:07:15,560 --> 00:07:18,996 - It is normal to have an erection. - No, what erection? 85 00:07:19,240 --> 00:07:21,231 I'm used to it. 86 00:07:22,160 --> 00:07:24,754 No, I'm a little cold. 87 00:07:25,000 --> 00:07:27,434 (She noticed t) 88 00:07:27,680 --> 00:07:30,399 That means everything works. 89 00:07:31,480 --> 00:07:33,948 It is a strange time. 90 00:07:34,199 --> 00:07:38,955 It comes to me when he wants it, not when I want, it's random. 91 00:07:40,000 --> 00:07:43,390 - Have you discussed this with the doctor? - No, should I? 92 00:07:45,000 --> 00:07:48,356 This is a frequent fear in cases like yours. 93 00:07:48,600 --> 00:07:52,388 The doctor will explain the situation. 94 00:07:55,399 --> 00:07:58,995 Why-is it possible to remain powerless? 95 00:07:59,240 --> 00:08:03,836 Yes, it can happen, but it is not frequent. 96 00:08:05,600 --> 00:08:07,352 It is uncommon. 97 00:08:07,600 --> 00:08:11,752 (If something like this happens to me. I'll kill myself.) 98 00:08:12,000 --> 00:08:15,959 Concentrate And watch where I put my hand. 99 00:08:26,399 --> 00:08:29,358 - Do you feel anything? - Huh? - Do you feel anything? 100 00:08:29,600 --> 00:08:34,116 (I felt a chill. But not in my leg.) 101 00:08:39,399 --> 00:08:42,233 Lucia. Lucia... 102 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:46,033 - Lucia. - What is it? 103 00:08:46,799 --> 00:08:50,031 - What's going on? - Are you dumb? 104 00:08:50,279 --> 00:08:54,956 J We are on tranquilizers you can't scream at night. 105 00:08:55,200 --> 00:08:58,988 You give me a heart attack. Who is Lucia? 106 00:08:59,240 --> 00:09:02,550 - Who? - You shouted, "Lucia!" 107 00:09:02,799 --> 00:09:05,360 But who is he? 108 00:09:07,039 --> 00:09:09,998 What is your girlfriend's name? 109 00:09:11,200 --> 00:09:13,156 Sara. 110 00:09:13,960 --> 00:09:18,397 - Go! - Right away to me! Right away to me! 111 00:09:21,159 --> 00:09:24,072 Now! Pass the ball! 112 00:09:24,320 --> 00:09:29,553 We are under the basket, you're practically playing by yourself. 113 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:33,588 - Here, play the game. - Give me 100 euros or I'll tell them. 114 00:09:33,840 --> 00:09:37,549 - What? - Let the night call Lucia. 115 00:09:37,799 --> 00:09:40,234 - Pull. - Sara, come on! 116 00:09:40,480 --> 00:09:43,040 - Dario. - I don't give a damn. 117 00:09:43,279 --> 00:09:46,989 - Don't be a jerk. - That's how you learn to pass the ball. 118 00:09:47,240 --> 00:09:50,949 - Come on. - Do you know what he says while he sleeps? 119 00:09:51,200 --> 00:09:55,159 Don't believe him, after the accident, he doesn't reason anymore. 120 00:09:55,399 --> 00:10:00,554 It says, "I love you, love..." Things like that. 121 00:10:00,799 --> 00:10:04,873 It also says a woman's name: "I love you, Sara." 122 00:10:05,120 --> 00:10:09,511 - Why should I not believe him? - I thought he was saying. 123 00:10:10,919 --> 00:10:15,869 Kiss each other and if you do something more racy... 124 00:10:16,120 --> 00:10:21,148 ..I take you back with my cell phone And put you on the Internet! 125 00:10:21,399 --> 00:10:24,756 Ouest is the quadriceps. 126 00:10:25,000 --> 00:10:28,197 Underneath is the adductor. 127 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:32,115 The knee joint, the patella... 128 00:10:32,360 --> 00:10:34,316 ...the femur... 129 00:10:34,559 --> 00:10:38,155 (I don't give a shit about these names.) 130 00:10:38,399 --> 00:10:40,755 (Tell me something erotic.) 131 00:10:41,000 --> 00:10:43,958 - Do you want to touch my ass? - What? 132 00:10:44,200 --> 00:10:46,873 My ass, you're always looking at it. 133 00:10:48,799 --> 00:10:51,075 Yes, it is now an obsession. 134 00:10:52,120 --> 00:10:54,076 You want to touch me. 135 00:10:55,600 --> 00:10:57,636 Scaphoid... 136 00:10:57,879 --> 00:11:01,156 ..cuboid, tarsus. - Ouale "cuboid?" 137 00:11:02,480 --> 00:11:06,553 Scaphoid, that's it, we all have it. 138 00:11:06,799 --> 00:11:10,156 Focus and push forward. 139 00:11:16,080 --> 00:11:18,355 It works! 140 00:11:18,600 --> 00:11:22,559 Fuck, it works! I said "fuck." 141 00:11:22,799 --> 00:11:24,153 It works. 142 00:11:30,399 --> 00:11:32,789 - Dario. - Yes. 143 00:11:33,639 --> 00:11:35,756 I'm going crazy. 144 00:11:36,000 --> 00:11:40,835 She is so serious, professional, she gives me blood, she gives me sex! 145 00:11:42,200 --> 00:11:45,749 Ouella fits, I know those guys. 146 00:11:46,000 --> 00:11:50,551 It looks all in one piece, but if you take it from behind. 147 00:11:50,799 --> 00:11:53,951 ..you slip your hand underneath her And you give her a rasp.... 148 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:58,113 She first stiffens, then lets go. 149 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,590 He has a look... 150 00:12:02,000 --> 00:12:07,028 As he tells me one thing, you can see he's thinking another, you know? 151 00:12:07,279 --> 00:12:08,759 Of course. 152 00:12:10,000 --> 00:12:12,958 - Hello. - Hello, Nadine! 153 00:12:13,200 --> 00:12:16,749 This is Nicholas, my partner in misfortune. 154 00:12:17,000 --> 00:12:22,916 - Nadine, my physical therapist. - Pleasure. - Physical therapist? 155 00:12:23,159 --> 00:12:26,038 - Yes. - Physiotherapist of what? 156 00:12:26,279 --> 00:12:30,273 Of the dick, I have to rehabilitate myself. 157 00:12:30,519 --> 00:12:32,670 Who the fuck is he? 158 00:12:32,919 --> 00:12:37,710 I never told you about Nadine, my puppy? 159 00:12:37,960 --> 00:12:40,030 That's her. 160 00:12:40,279 --> 00:12:44,432 Stand in front of the door And if someone comes, let me know. 161 00:12:44,679 --> 00:12:48,434 - What? - See if the nun is coming. 162 00:12:48,679 --> 00:12:51,877 Stay outside and if someone comes, you let me know. 163 00:12:52,120 --> 00:12:55,032 We're in the hospital, what the fuck are you talking about? 164 00:12:56,519 --> 00:12:58,511 Dude, what are we going to do? 165 00:12:58,759 --> 00:13:03,550 - I have no time to waste. - Now he goes out. 166 00:13:03,799 --> 00:13:08,396 Nicola, don't give me any shit. I'll call you. 167 00:13:08,639 --> 00:13:12,599 Bella! I want to lick you all over. 168 00:13:13,480 --> 00:13:17,553 Pull down, take off my pants! 169 00:13:17,799 --> 00:13:20,758 Move, help me! 170 00:13:21,000 --> 00:13:24,356 I cannot move; I am paralyzed. 171 00:13:24,600 --> 00:13:27,273 They are not here on vacation. 172 00:13:27,519 --> 00:13:33,152 - (Nadine) Love, help me! - (Dario) I'm going to do the handstand now. 173 00:13:33,399 --> 00:13:37,154 (Darius) Take them off, quickly, before the nun comes. 174 00:13:37,399 --> 00:13:40,597 - (Nadine) Help me. - Hurry up! 175 00:13:40,840 --> 00:13:45,072 - Close, nothing happens here. - Gross! 176 00:13:49,559 --> 00:13:50,549 Oh my! 177 00:13:50,799 --> 00:13:55,271 Good morning, mother!!! I had physical therapy... 178 00:13:55,519 --> 00:13:58,193 And the foot moved on its own. 179 00:13:58,440 --> 00:14:03,992 I am very pleased, it's good to see you in good spirits. 180 00:14:04,240 --> 00:14:06,356 Great mood! FlSCHlA 181 00:14:06,600 --> 00:14:10,957 - I'm going to get Deorsola, is he in the room? - Who? 182 00:14:11,200 --> 00:14:14,237 - Your roommate. - Yes, he's inside. 183 00:14:14,480 --> 00:14:18,678 - But he's doing physical therapy. - At this time, in the room? 184 00:14:18,919 --> 00:14:22,595 - Move over. - We don't disturb him. 185 00:14:22,840 --> 00:14:27,868 You have my number, don't worry. Call me, love! 186 00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:35,909 Hello, Nicholas. Hello, mother. 187 00:14:39,559 --> 00:14:42,393 - Who is. - The physical therapist. 188 00:14:42,639 --> 00:14:45,950 - Physical therapist? - Yes, physical therapist. 189 00:14:47,279 --> 00:14:49,669 Everyone has the one they deserve. 190 00:15:07,399 --> 00:15:11,757 (Open your eyes. come here and say, "Unbutton my apron.") 191 00:15:12,000 --> 00:15:14,958 ("Look at me. touch me t") 192 00:15:15,200 --> 00:15:17,668 (Do it at least once t) 193 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:39,756 Right away, right away! Never pass the ball! 194 00:15:41,840 --> 00:15:47,631 - Why don't you pass the ball? - Let me shoot! - Stop it! 195 00:15:59,559 --> 00:16:02,154 Fuck you! 196 00:16:12,279 --> 00:16:14,748 - Dario. - Yes. 197 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:18,436 - Are you asleep? - No, I answered you. 198 00:16:18,679 --> 00:16:22,639 - Do you believe in God? - It seems to me that I don't. 199 00:16:23,600 --> 00:16:25,556 Turn on the light. 200 00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,956 That sucks! 201 00:16:35,399 --> 00:16:36,594 Minchia! 202 00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:55,472 With 2,OOO euros I went around Mexico in 15 days. 203 00:16:55,720 --> 00:16:58,951 There were many couples on their honeymoon. 204 00:16:59,200 --> 00:17:02,397 - There is the one in love with you. - Who? 205 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:06,070 Stop it, you said? 206 00:17:06,319 --> 00:17:11,155 It's like watching a movie at double the speed. 207 00:17:11,400 --> 00:17:14,597 Do everything fast and cheap. 208 00:17:14,839 --> 00:17:16,159 Where does it go? 209 00:17:20,400 --> 00:17:22,356 Nicholas. 210 00:17:22,599 --> 00:17:25,558 Nicola, where are you going? 211 00:17:25,799 --> 00:17:28,189 - Having a beer. - You can't go out. 212 00:17:28,440 --> 00:17:31,034 I'll be right back. 213 00:17:31,279 --> 00:17:35,751 - What's wrong with you? - I can't stand it anymore in here. - This is not a hotel! 214 00:17:36,000 --> 00:17:39,595 - You cannot do as you wish. - It is a prison! 215 00:17:39,839 --> 00:17:43,719 - Do you bring out the sick like this? - She is not in her pajamas! 216 00:17:47,279 --> 00:17:49,714 Lucia! Lucia! 217 00:17:52,759 --> 00:17:54,716 Who is he? 218 00:17:56,000 --> 00:17:59,754 Wait. Turn off the light, let me finish. 219 00:18:00,000 --> 00:18:02,878 - Who is this? - My fiancée. 220 00:18:03,119 --> 00:18:07,477 - Another one? - Nicola, already nothing works. 221 00:18:07,720 --> 00:18:12,191 - Let me finish. - Do you take hookers to the hospital? 222 00:18:12,440 --> 00:18:16,035 - I am not a whore! - I didn't mean to offend. 223 00:18:16,279 --> 00:18:20,796 The minchia does not work, it is a very serious thing. 224 00:18:21,039 --> 00:18:24,589 If we get caught, a mess happens, hurry up. 225 00:18:32,799 --> 00:18:36,759 Do it yourself, first one leg, then the other. 226 00:18:37,640 --> 00:18:41,189 - I can't do it. - I've got it. 227 00:18:49,000 --> 00:18:50,513 I can't take it! 228 00:19:01,079 --> 00:19:04,356 - So? - Minchia. 229 00:19:04,599 --> 00:19:07,160 I am being transferred. 230 00:19:07,400 --> 00:19:11,109 It is more serious than it seemed. 231 00:19:12,480 --> 00:19:17,315 The doctor says, "Can I be sincere?" I answer, "Of course." 232 00:19:20,279 --> 00:19:22,350 What did he say to you? 233 00:19:23,599 --> 00:19:27,195 I have little chance of walking again. 234 00:19:27,440 --> 00:19:30,318 Dario, I'll wait for you outside. 235 00:20:03,799 --> 00:20:07,759 - I'm afraid! - Of what? 236 00:20:08,000 --> 00:20:10,389 We have always said that... 237 00:20:11,480 --> 00:20:14,153 The doctors are just talking bullshit. 238 00:20:15,599 --> 00:20:17,795 They are just talking bullshit. 239 00:20:19,000 --> 00:20:22,913 They say a lot of bullshit. 240 00:20:31,640 --> 00:20:33,596 Minchia! 241 00:20:47,839 --> 00:20:49,717 Best wishes! 242 00:20:50,799 --> 00:20:54,349 To Lucia joining the club Of repressed wives! 243 00:20:54,599 --> 00:20:57,990 - You are a hyena! - To Lucia! 244 00:20:58,240 --> 00:20:59,719 Best wishes! 245 00:20:59,960 --> 00:21:04,636 - You still have time, run away! - Do you hear what he says? 246 00:21:04,880 --> 00:21:09,078 Why do you want to give in right now? Let's run away together. 247 00:21:09,319 --> 00:21:14,519 On Sunday, instead of going to church, you and I will leave... 248 00:21:14,759 --> 00:21:17,718 ..like Thelma and Louise. 249 00:21:17,960 --> 00:21:20,554 Ouanto you drank? 250 00:21:20,799 --> 00:21:23,758 I'll think about it, I'm going for a smoke. 251 00:21:24,000 --> 00:21:25,956 Smoking? 252 00:21:26,880 --> 00:21:29,997 - She has never smoked! - She went crazy. 253 00:22:47,000 --> 00:22:51,755 - Lucia! - Shh! I'll take you for a beer. 254 00:23:54,000 --> 00:23:57,072 I'm getting married in a week... 255 00:23:57,319 --> 00:23:59,276 ..and I love it. 256 00:24:02,720 --> 00:24:05,518 So, why? 257 00:24:06,599 --> 00:24:10,479 You look at me in a way That makes me crazy. 258 00:24:10,720 --> 00:24:14,759 I don't hurt anybody, it's just my own thing. 259 00:24:32,640 --> 00:24:36,758 Ouello I will do tonight I have dreamed it a thousand times.... 260 00:24:37,000 --> 00:24:39,355 ..in the smallest details. 261 00:26:40,079 --> 00:26:44,358 (In a betrayal it is humiliating To be caught in the act). 262 00:26:44,599 --> 00:26:49,355 (How would I have reacted if Sara had entered the cafeteria?) 263 00:26:49,599 --> 00:26:53,434 (I would have said: "Love. is not as it seems"?) 264 00:26:53,680 --> 00:26:57,639 (Now it's back home and start over...) 265 00:26:57,880 --> 00:27:00,075 (..you and me. Sara.) 266 00:27:03,000 --> 00:27:05,878 - Albinati? - Yes? 267 00:27:06,119 --> 00:27:08,190 Are you Nicola Albinati? 268 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:13,639 - I am Alice, your new physical therapist. - Pleasure. 269 00:27:13,880 --> 00:27:18,635 - Good morning. - Pleasure. - We can start tomorrow. 270 00:27:18,880 --> 00:27:22,509 Let's have a good session... 271 00:27:22,759 --> 00:27:25,991 . .and soon you'll be back playing ball! 272 00:27:26,240 --> 00:27:30,552 - Do you play ball? - What? - Do you play ball? - No. 273 00:27:30,799 --> 00:27:32,153 Our address. 274 00:27:32,400 --> 00:27:37,428 (Ouest is the punishment for having been unfaithful. a whale t) 275 00:27:37,680 --> 00:27:42,708 (Every morning. massaging my my thighs. it will be this cetacean t) 276 00:27:42,960 --> 00:27:46,555 - See you tomorrow, Nicola. Bye! - Goodbye. 277 00:27:46,799 --> 00:27:52,272 (Now I understand what I will need the will Lucia talked about.) 278 00:27:52,519 --> 00:27:59,119 (You will never have me. Alice. you will never have never my sciatic nerve.) 279 00:28:07,599 --> 00:28:13,357 I work at home and everyone offers me something to eat. 280 00:28:13,599 --> 00:28:18,071 - Reject. - How? - Do you have willpower? 281 00:28:18,319 --> 00:28:20,959 - See you in the cafeteria. - Here is the will. 282 00:28:22,200 --> 00:28:24,589 Ouest what are they doing here? 283 00:28:24,839 --> 00:28:26,956 Good morning! 284 00:28:27,200 --> 00:28:29,555 - Good morning. - Good morning. 285 00:28:29,799 --> 00:28:36,353 - The ultrasound is at 10:30. - Yes, we made a mistake. 286 00:28:36,599 --> 00:28:40,752 Since I always set the alarm... 287 00:28:41,000 --> 00:28:44,959 Last night I said: "Franco, you put it on." 288 00:28:45,200 --> 00:28:50,957 - Don't tell everything, we are a little bit early. - Let's go in. 289 00:28:51,200 --> 00:28:53,998 Have a seat. I just need some coffee. 290 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,515 - Make me a coffee. - Yes. 291 00:28:58,559 --> 00:29:03,111 - How is the hormone treatment going? - I'm a little nervous. 292 00:29:03,359 --> 00:29:07,478 I don't know... I don't sleep well.... 293 00:29:07,720 --> 00:29:10,553 I make some confusion... 294 00:29:10,799 --> 00:29:14,713 - Have you changed your mind? - No. - No, in fact. 295 00:29:14,960 --> 00:29:19,351 We are convinced that we have made the right decision... 296 00:29:19,599 --> 00:29:22,956 ..at least the right one for us. 297 00:29:23,200 --> 00:29:26,749 To tell the truth, I feel proud. 298 00:29:28,000 --> 00:29:31,549 Lately I've been reading a little bit... 299 00:29:31,799 --> 00:29:33,791 ..and I realized... 300 00:29:34,039 --> 00:29:39,398 ..that 20 years ago we could not have have a child of our own. 301 00:29:39,640 --> 00:29:44,873 No, although in ltaly the mentality is still a bit backward. 302 00:29:45,119 --> 00:29:47,156 Understand? 303 00:29:47,400 --> 00:29:51,359 I have seen photos of this Barcelona center. 304 00:29:51,599 --> 00:29:56,196 - It looks like a hotel, not a hospital. - It is one of the best in Europe. 305 00:29:56,440 --> 00:29:59,398 You continue with the treatment... 306 00:29:59,640 --> 00:30:05,431 Article 13 paragraph 3 item B of Law 40 of 2004 reads. 307 00:30:05,680 --> 00:30:10,549 ... "You can't make a selection on male and female gametes." 308 00:30:10,799 --> 00:30:15,749 That is, you cannot choose the good spermatozoa from the bad ones. 309 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:21,358 For that we have to go to Spain And it's not going to be a walk in the park. 310 00:30:21,599 --> 00:30:27,311 Manuela had changed a lot after the last hormone barrage. 311 00:30:28,599 --> 00:30:31,353 - Good morning, love! - Good morning my ass! 312 00:30:31,599 --> 00:30:36,833 J Try to relax You were restless tonight, too. 313 00:30:37,079 --> 00:30:41,676 I woke up with hot flashes on my face. 314 00:30:42,799 --> 00:30:48,955 I looked at myself in the mirror And I looked like a cherry tomato! 315 00:30:49,200 --> 00:30:54,479 It is because of hormones, it's only two weeks away. 316 00:30:54,720 --> 00:30:56,950 - Are you tanned? - Who? 317 00:30:57,200 --> 00:31:02,149 - You, you're all red. - Am I red? - Yes. 318 00:31:02,400 --> 00:31:07,793 - Below the place where I work they have opened a center. - About what? 319 00:31:08,039 --> 00:31:12,591 A center where you go for a lamp. 320 00:31:12,839 --> 00:31:17,960 Gianni asked me to go with him, I didn't want to... 321 00:31:18,200 --> 00:31:22,716 - However, Giorgio was also going there.... - Franco, you're shit. 322 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,953 - There was promotion. - Fuck promotion! 323 00:31:27,200 --> 00:31:31,955 You get the lamp at a time like this, you are shit! 324 00:31:32,200 --> 00:31:34,395 You're going to be shit! 325 00:31:50,400 --> 00:31:53,358 - Franco. - Yes? 326 00:31:53,599 --> 00:31:56,034 - What are you doing? - I'm going for a run. 327 00:31:56,279 --> 00:31:59,556 - Are you sorry? - Yes, I do mind. 328 00:31:59,799 --> 00:32:03,634 - Why? - You don't understand the situation. 329 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:07,475 I understand that, but I try to downplay it. 330 00:32:07,720 --> 00:32:12,999 Since I've been taking antioxidants, I need to vent... 331 00:32:13,240 --> 00:32:16,232 ..I am full of energy. 332 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,356 - Now what is it? - Holy crap! 333 00:32:22,599 --> 00:32:27,594 Will you help me make this child Or do I have to do it myself? 334 00:32:27,839 --> 00:32:30,274 What should I do? 335 00:32:30,519 --> 00:32:35,150 Don't be cheerful, your cheerfulness Breaks my balls! 336 00:32:35,400 --> 00:32:39,951 Now go for serious running... 337 00:32:40,200 --> 00:32:44,318 ..and come back depressed, please. A little bit depressed. 338 00:32:45,720 --> 00:32:47,790 All right, I'll give it a try. 339 00:32:51,200 --> 00:32:54,556 (radio) D.J. Fulvio To all listeners. 340 00:32:54,799 --> 00:32:59,749 Attention. family plummets. divorces rise... 341 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:04,755 ..and ltaly is in last place for birth rate. 342 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:09,152 _ Out of one hundred marriages fifty end up in the toilet. 343 00:33:09,400 --> 00:33:14,428 You. who damn yourselves to have children. How do you react to this debacle? 344 00:33:14,680 --> 00:33:20,038 - Phone calls t Who is on the line? - Hi. This is Virginia from Rome. 345 00:33:20,279 --> 00:33:25,354 I fit into the statistics. my husband left me.... 346 00:33:25,599 --> 00:33:28,512 ..while I was pregnant. 347 00:33:28,759 --> 00:33:32,719 - We have tatooed so much to have that child... - And then what? 348 00:33:32,960 --> 00:33:35,952 - Come on, tell t - He went away. 349 00:33:36,200 --> 00:33:41,354 He sent me a text message saying: "I can't do it. I'm not ready." 350 00:33:41,599 --> 00:33:43,750 What an asshole t 351 00:33:53,799 --> 00:33:56,633 You could have taken an umbrella! 352 00:33:56,880 --> 00:34:01,715 I don't have a personal satellite that tells me when it's raining. 353 00:34:01,960 --> 00:34:05,430 Don't hold me up, I'm not old! 354 00:34:05,680 --> 00:34:10,879 - You are late, where have you been? - I made you a surprise. 355 00:34:11,119 --> 00:34:13,998 It is unlikely. 356 00:34:23,800 --> 00:34:25,950 Don't you like it? 357 00:34:26,199 --> 00:34:29,590 It's not that, it's that I'm not the type... 358 00:34:29,840 --> 00:34:34,834 It takes pinch of pepper, a little bit of transgression. 359 00:34:35,079 --> 00:34:40,200 Let's also buy a pinafore maid's apron with a crest! 360 00:34:41,239 --> 00:34:45,472 What does that have to do with it? It's just a special gift. 361 00:34:45,719 --> 00:34:51,716 Never mind, I'll bring it back to him And get 35 underwear for me. 362 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:55,758 Suddenly I was seeing this man ... 363 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,956 ..in a completely different way... 364 00:34:58,199 --> 00:35:02,273 ..4 years ago I had married a moron. 365 00:35:04,480 --> 00:35:07,756 - Good morning. - We have a reservation, Bozzini. 366 00:35:08,000 --> 00:35:11,390 - Where's the bathroom? - This way. - Wait for me. 367 00:35:17,679 --> 00:35:23,357 I can't take it anymore! Don't give up, Manuela! 368 00:35:23,599 --> 00:35:28,151 Think about your daughter, I am sure she will be a little girl. 369 00:35:28,400 --> 00:35:31,517 Don't give it up to these shitty hormones! 370 00:35:34,519 --> 00:35:37,193 SPEAKING lN GlAPPONESE 371 00:35:45,559 --> 00:35:50,350 - Do you know how to say "bon appetit" in Japanese? - I don't care. 372 00:35:50,599 --> 00:35:52,556 Exactly. 373 00:35:52,800 --> 00:35:56,429 Are you being a jerk to Oriental women? 374 00:35:56,679 --> 00:36:01,356 - He would tell me the idioms. - I think that ... 375 00:36:01,599 --> 00:36:05,149 I can no longer trust you. 376 00:36:05,400 --> 00:36:10,349 - Don't have a fit. - Listen, dickhead! 377 00:36:11,360 --> 00:36:13,032 Be calm. 378 00:36:13,280 --> 00:36:18,195 You're being a jerk to waitresses! 379 00:36:19,199 --> 00:36:21,794 - It is better if we go. - Why? 380 00:36:22,039 --> 00:36:26,750 - Are you afraid people will know? - No, go ahead. 381 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:31,959 In order to have a child, we have to do IVF. 382 00:36:32,199 --> 00:36:36,557 - Sorry. - IVF! 383 00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:40,475 - What's wrong with that? - Nothing. 384 00:36:40,719 --> 00:36:44,110 I make an ass of myself, gentlemen! 385 00:36:44,360 --> 00:36:47,432 Endovaginal ultrasound scans, punctures in the belly... 386 00:36:47,679 --> 00:36:51,229 ..hormone bombardment... 387 00:36:51,480 --> 00:36:55,598 ..and do you know what this is all about? 388 00:36:55,840 --> 00:37:00,152 Because he has spermatozoa small and recoiled! 389 00:37:00,400 --> 00:37:03,710 - I said. - We've made our figure of shit. 390 00:37:03,960 --> 00:37:07,475 They go slowly, they are slow. 391 00:37:08,599 --> 00:37:12,957 We get the ordeal, they only have to donate the seed.... 392 00:37:13,199 --> 00:37:15,839 ..which is also spoiled! 393 00:37:17,400 --> 00:37:19,960 (Manuela) Love! 394 00:37:21,599 --> 00:37:24,717 - Love, wake up. - What's the matter? 395 00:37:24,960 --> 00:37:28,157 Sorry, love. 396 00:37:28,400 --> 00:37:32,439 I can't sleep If I don't apologize. 397 00:37:33,559 --> 00:37:38,953 I didn't want to say those things to you, I didn't want to offend you. 398 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:43,151 Now I can say it lucidly. 399 00:37:43,400 --> 00:37:45,755 I love you... 400 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:49,515 ..and I also love your weak spermatozoa. 401 00:37:54,800 --> 00:37:58,952 Then tomorrow we go back to that restaurant... 402 00:37:59,199 --> 00:38:03,352 ..and you also tell them these things. 403 00:38:03,599 --> 00:38:09,391 - I wear that underwear? - Yes, so I'll bite it off! 404 00:38:13,199 --> 00:38:18,479 I cannot tell you everything that happened when she came back. 405 00:38:18,719 --> 00:38:24,431 We made love on the floor, on the bed, in the closet. 406 00:38:24,679 --> 00:38:30,198 Six months later I found a piece of the underpants in the middle of the fins. 407 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:34,479 Imagine the biggest dirty things.... do it now. 408 00:38:39,239 --> 00:38:45,270 The follicles have reached the ideal size. 409 00:38:45,440 --> 00:38:48,750 - You have to go. - Ouando? - Tomorrow. - What? 410 00:38:49,000 --> 00:38:53,710 - Tomorrow? - Follicles don't wait. 411 00:39:18,000 --> 00:39:19,956 Close, please! 412 00:39:22,280 --> 00:39:26,558 - How did it go? - They stuck me with a huge thing! 413 00:39:26,800 --> 00:39:30,759 - This is no laughing matter. - Doctor. 414 00:39:31,000 --> 00:39:33,560 It is an important day for you. 415 00:39:33,800 --> 00:39:39,432 Within 36 hours we will make the "pick-up." You just have to make the "showing." 416 00:39:39,679 --> 00:39:44,151 - Meaning? - Masturbation To capture the seed. 417 00:39:44,400 --> 00:39:48,757 - I have to put it in a jar. - You have to center it. 418 00:39:49,000 --> 00:39:50,956 I hope so! 419 00:39:51,199 --> 00:39:55,955 It is important that you are in an excellent physical state. 420 00:39:56,199 --> 00:40:00,159 Take care, everything must be perfect. 421 00:40:00,400 --> 00:40:05,076 - All it takes is an evil "garganta"... - Throat. - Yes. 422 00:40:05,320 --> 00:40:07,959 No, I will be fit. 423 00:40:08,199 --> 00:40:12,557 Then enjoy Barcelona for 36 hours. 424 00:40:12,800 --> 00:40:15,314 - Thank you. - Bye. 425 00:40:16,599 --> 00:40:21,071 - What the fuck is he laughing at? He always has that smile... - He's funny. 426 00:40:21,320 --> 00:40:24,278 Yes, I'm fine. 427 00:40:24,519 --> 00:40:27,717 - Hi, Mom. - Are you waiting for the cab? 428 00:40:27,960 --> 00:40:31,669 Not a single one can be seen. 429 00:40:31,920 --> 00:40:34,798 - We have been waiting for 10 minutes. - We wait. 430 00:40:35,039 --> 00:40:39,955 You are -- I said it To my wife as soon as I saw you. 431 00:40:40,199 --> 00:40:45,149 "They have the face of those who have to wait 36 hours." 432 00:40:45,400 --> 00:40:47,595 So much pleasure! 433 00:40:48,599 --> 00:40:53,196 - Sorry, my hand is sweaty. - Nice to meet you, Carlina. 434 00:40:53,440 --> 00:40:56,830 Cute! They remind me of us. 435 00:40:59,400 --> 00:41:03,678 We rent a convertible and take a drive along the coast. 436 00:41:03,920 --> 00:41:08,948 - Yes! - No, the doctor told us to rest. 437 00:41:09,199 --> 00:41:11,156 MUSlCA FROM RADlO 438 00:41:11,400 --> 00:41:15,951 (sings) Honey, which sticks To the heart, but melts in the sun... 439 00:41:16,199 --> 00:41:19,033 ..when you want more! 440 00:41:19,280 --> 00:41:23,034 Gigi D'Alessio drives me crazy, do you? 441 00:41:23,280 --> 00:41:27,831 - I don't know him well. - We saw him saw him at the San Carlo in Naples. 442 00:41:28,079 --> 00:41:31,993 - It was Plebiscite Square. - That's right! 443 00:41:32,239 --> 00:41:35,357 There were 1 OO,OOO people, like for Vasco Rossi. 444 00:41:35,599 --> 00:41:40,390 - Vasco we know better. - They are the best in ltaly. 445 00:41:40,639 --> 00:41:44,474 Think of a song by Gigi sung by Vasco! 446 00:41:44,719 --> 00:41:48,793 Insane! (sings) Honey, this is the taste of you... 447 00:41:49,039 --> 00:41:52,919 ..when you have to go... listen to the music! 448 00:41:53,159 --> 00:41:56,118 Feel how the words slip. 449 00:42:16,000 --> 00:42:19,788 How wonderful! La Barceloneta! 450 00:42:21,079 --> 00:42:25,471 Come on, let's give a lash to these spermatozoa! 451 00:42:26,960 --> 00:42:31,238 No, the chief physician said I have to be fit.... 452 00:42:31,480 --> 00:42:35,359 - The primary is bad luck, let's go. - What do you say? 453 00:42:35,599 --> 00:42:41,470 - I would take a bath. - No, you just ate. 454 00:42:41,719 --> 00:42:44,757 - Come on, I can do it! - Aren't you going to undress? 455 00:42:45,000 --> 00:42:48,436 - I have an extra costume. - It's not because of that. 456 00:42:48,679 --> 00:42:53,708 - Do you have hair? Let me see. - I have never had hair. 457 00:42:53,960 --> 00:42:57,794 - You have two great tits! - Hold up your glasses. 458 00:42:59,239 --> 00:43:01,754 Here we go, ocean! 459 00:43:04,280 --> 00:43:07,158 But this is the Mediterranean! 460 00:43:07,400 --> 00:43:10,472 Yes! Mediterranean, here I come! 461 00:43:29,599 --> 00:43:33,229 39,6. Oh my God, that's so high! 462 00:43:34,400 --> 00:43:36,391 You have 39.6! 463 00:43:38,599 --> 00:43:43,993 What do we do? Tell me what the fuck we do now. 464 00:43:44,239 --> 00:43:46,629 You are a demented person! 465 00:43:49,000 --> 00:43:51,992 - (sotto voce) Give me the Tachipirin. - I don't understand. 466 00:43:52,239 --> 00:43:56,199 - What do you say? - Give me the Tachipirin. - You've taken three. 467 00:43:56,440 --> 00:44:01,719 Do you want to commit suicide? I don't know what to think! 468 00:44:01,960 --> 00:44:06,158 You don't know how to go 36 hours without screwing up. 469 00:44:06,400 --> 00:44:10,951 I feel like a basket full of eggs.... 470 00:44:11,199 --> 00:44:15,751 ..my feet are swollen and what do you do? 471 00:44:16,000 --> 00:44:20,118 You throw yourself into the icy water With those two idiots. 472 00:44:21,400 --> 00:44:24,437 I didn't do it on purpose. 473 00:44:24,679 --> 00:44:31,472 If tomorrow you can't even get a "hand job," I'll leave you. 474 00:44:47,000 --> 00:44:49,753 - (in Spanish) Hello. - Hello. 475 00:44:50,000 --> 00:44:54,437 - Thank you. - Would you like a magazine porn for the "exhibition"? 476 00:44:54,679 --> 00:44:58,753 No newspapers, I do it myself. 477 00:44:59,000 --> 00:45:01,309 It has been many years that... 478 00:45:24,320 --> 00:45:27,118 Miss, excuse me. 479 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:29,351 I changed my mind. 480 00:45:29,599 --> 00:45:34,958 The room is a little cold, it makes me uncomfortable. 481 00:45:35,199 --> 00:45:40,672 I take a newspaper, but not porn, a periodical... 482 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:46,313 ..a daily newspaper, what is this? - "El País." - Is it from today? 483 00:45:46,559 --> 00:45:48,596 - Yes. - Can I... 484 00:45:48,840 --> 00:45:52,549 - Yes. - Okay, thank you. 485 00:46:01,000 --> 00:46:04,959 There was nothing in the paper that stimulated me. 486 00:46:05,199 --> 00:46:08,351 But I didn't want my son to be born... 487 00:46:08,599 --> 00:46:12,479 ..while watching a porn star, even a foreign one. 488 00:46:12,719 --> 00:46:15,518 Then a divine apparition. 489 00:46:18,000 --> 00:46:22,152 At least she is not a stranger. I had to concentrate... 490 00:46:22,400 --> 00:46:26,188 ..however, in the end, Mona Lisa and I we made it. 491 00:46:26,440 --> 00:46:28,112 Here. 492 00:46:30,000 --> 00:46:35,393 - Is it empty, is there nothing? - It is little, but it is there. 493 00:46:37,360 --> 00:46:42,753 I missed the target, because when I get to the moment... 494 00:46:43,000 --> 00:46:45,468 I think I went over it. 495 00:46:45,719 --> 00:46:49,429 Most of it is on the floor. 496 00:46:51,719 --> 00:46:55,759 - Okay. - Do you have anything to clean? 497 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:00,755 Don't worry, we'll take care of it. 498 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:06,996 Believe me, it's better if I clean it up, also because it's my stuff... 499 00:47:07,239 --> 00:47:10,277 Never mind, we'll take care of it. 500 00:47:11,559 --> 00:47:13,755 Okay, I'll go. 501 00:47:14,239 --> 00:47:19,633 Apparently we were sitting on a park bench. 502 00:47:19,840 --> 00:47:25,756 Actually, in the laboratory of embryology at the clinic... 503 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:28,195 ..we were making love. 504 00:47:28,440 --> 00:47:31,955 My spermatozoa were attacking her oocytes . . 505 00:47:32,199 --> 00:47:36,273 ..and I knew that they were trying hard. 506 00:47:37,280 --> 00:47:41,239 I had made available to him 1 Or oocytes. 507 00:47:41,480 --> 00:47:45,268 He had to fertilize at least 5 or 6 of them. CELLULAR SOUl LLO. 508 00:47:49,199 --> 00:47:50,679 It is the clinic. 509 00:47:52,519 --> 00:47:54,556 Hello? 510 00:47:54,800 --> 00:47:57,155 Doctor, tell me. 511 00:47:58,800 --> 00:48:00,995 Ouanti oocytes? 512 00:48:01,239 --> 00:48:03,515 Not bad at all! All right. 513 00:48:03,760 --> 00:48:06,593 - Thank you, see you tomorrow. - Ouanti? 514 00:48:07,599 --> 00:48:09,556 One! 515 00:48:10,800 --> 00:48:13,314 Great, yes! 516 00:48:14,639 --> 00:48:16,312 You put your best foot forward. 517 00:48:27,800 --> 00:48:32,351 - Everything went well. - Yes, but... - What? 518 00:48:33,400 --> 00:48:38,599 With only one fertilized egg it will be difficult to get pregnant. 519 00:48:38,840 --> 00:48:41,957 Had they been at least 3 or 4... 520 00:48:42,199 --> 00:48:46,398 Love, you only need one, you will see that it is the right one. 521 00:48:51,800 --> 00:48:53,791 Look at the landscape! 522 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:58,554 I took the room on the top floor. 523 00:48:58,800 --> 00:49:04,318 You have to stay in bed for three days, but you will have Barcelona at your feet. 524 00:49:04,559 --> 00:49:09,350 - Ouest is the roof of the world! - I also liked the other room. 525 00:49:09,599 --> 00:49:12,558 - No! What are you doing? - I have to pee. 526 00:49:12,800 --> 00:49:18,955 I'll take you, for three days you don't even have to get out of bed. 527 00:49:19,199 --> 00:49:21,077 Will the bathroom be here? 528 00:49:21,320 --> 00:49:25,757 There's the bathroom! No, there's another room. 529 00:49:26,000 --> 00:49:28,958 - Excuse me, is anyone there? - Idiot. 530 00:49:29,199 --> 00:49:31,839 It is great! 531 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,956 Plan. 532 00:49:41,000 --> 00:49:44,629 What a wrinkle! I look like Geronimo. 533 00:49:46,400 --> 00:49:49,472 Close the door, I can't do it. 534 00:49:55,800 --> 00:49:59,713 Honey, the doctor said that if everything goes well. 535 00:49:59,960 --> 00:50:03,111 ..I understand for myself whether I got pregnant. 536 00:50:03,360 --> 00:50:07,478 - How? - It says that if the embryo attacks... 537 00:50:08,599 --> 00:50:13,628 ..I should feel like a cramp in my belly. - A cramp? 538 00:50:13,880 --> 00:50:18,749 Yes, a very small cramp, imperceptible... 539 00:50:19,000 --> 00:50:24,233 ..as a small bite, however, it is unmistakable. 540 00:50:30,000 --> 00:50:32,116 Here's the check-in. 541 00:50:34,519 --> 00:50:36,476 Wait here. 542 00:50:49,599 --> 00:50:51,591 Shit, the cramp! 543 00:50:54,440 --> 00:50:56,829 Love! 544 00:50:57,639 --> 00:51:01,269 - Love. - Back on the suitcases. - The cramp! - What? 545 00:51:01,519 --> 00:51:05,229 - I felt the cramp! - The cramp? 546 00:51:06,320 --> 00:51:08,959 - Yes! - Can you go ahead? 547 00:51:09,199 --> 00:51:13,751 - He felt the cramp. - Good. - The cramp. - Yes! 548 00:51:14,840 --> 00:51:17,229 The cramp-the cramp? 549 00:51:19,400 --> 00:51:21,231 The cramp. 550 00:51:25,239 --> 00:51:28,789 Careful, I pull it hard. Are you ready? 551 00:51:29,679 --> 00:51:33,958 - You pulled slowly! - My son is a champion! 552 00:51:34,199 --> 00:51:37,715 My son is great, my son is unique! 553 00:51:40,599 --> 00:51:43,353 It's okay. 554 00:51:43,599 --> 00:51:48,355 Here are the little feet, the little hands.... everything is regular. 555 00:51:48,599 --> 00:51:51,558 Maybe you can see the sex as well. 556 00:51:53,400 --> 00:51:56,119 - It's a female! - No! - What? 557 00:51:56,360 --> 00:51:59,636 - What? - No. 558 00:51:59,880 --> 00:52:02,348 - It is unbelievable! - What's unbelievable about it? 559 00:52:02,599 --> 00:52:07,390 - It is either a boy or a girl. - That's right, it could have been male... 560 00:52:07,639 --> 00:52:10,154 ..instead it is a female, it's unbelievable! 561 00:52:10,400 --> 00:52:14,439 I, myself, will have a girl! Love! 562 00:52:14,679 --> 00:52:17,035 A female! 563 00:52:18,320 --> 00:52:21,437 Remember what we said? 564 00:52:21,679 --> 00:52:27,073 - If it was a girl, I would have chosen the name. - It's true. 565 00:52:27,320 --> 00:52:32,155 - I would like to name her after my grandmother. - What was her name? 566 00:52:33,400 --> 00:52:36,437 - Grandma Lisa. - How. 567 00:52:36,679 --> 00:52:38,671 Grandma Lisa. 568 00:52:40,559 --> 00:52:44,030 What are you laughing about? Franco. 569 00:52:46,000 --> 00:52:47,956 Grandma Lisa! 570 00:52:50,000 --> 00:52:53,515 What could she have been called this little girl? Grandma Lisa! 571 00:53:01,400 --> 00:53:04,358 (radio) Welcome to "Love Handbook." 572 00:53:04,599 --> 00:53:06,955 No theme today. freewheeling love. 573 00:53:07,280 --> 00:53:12,115 I just want phone calls, I want to hear your voice. 574 00:53:12,360 --> 00:53:15,352 Here is the first phone call, who are you? 575 00:53:15,599 --> 00:53:18,353 - This is Philip. - Hi. Philip. 576 00:53:18,599 --> 00:53:23,549 You will have something interesting to tell us. go ahead and speak up. 577 00:53:23,800 --> 00:53:28,351 I desire children, a family, I am 40 years old and ready. 578 00:53:28,599 --> 00:53:31,194 What are you waiting for? 579 00:53:31,440 --> 00:53:37,276 In this country it is not an easy, you have to get married... 580 00:53:37,519 --> 00:53:41,559 - And being of a different gender. - What do you mean? 581 00:53:43,599 --> 00:53:45,352 I mean. 582 00:53:45,599 --> 00:53:49,639 - What? - I meant to say. 583 00:53:55,000 --> 00:53:56,956 I am gay. 584 00:54:22,639 --> 00:54:25,950 - Father! - My daughter! 585 00:54:26,159 --> 00:54:28,116 You sound like your mom. 586 00:54:29,960 --> 00:54:32,758 Come here, little sister! 587 00:54:33,000 --> 00:54:38,358 - We cried! - Dad, too? - No, he was touching Biagini's ass. 588 00:54:38,599 --> 00:54:39,953 Watch it. 589 00:54:46,719 --> 00:54:49,359 - Philip. - Too sober, Elena. 590 00:54:49,599 --> 00:54:53,957 - Underneath is the surprise! - You look like a queen. - Thank you! 591 00:54:54,199 --> 00:54:59,194 - The photo with relatives. - All the relatives for the photo! 592 00:55:05,559 --> 00:55:08,632 - You are all relatives. - Let's go! 593 00:55:12,119 --> 00:55:14,918 There are many of you, squeeze in. 594 00:55:15,159 --> 00:55:20,632 - It's a southern family! - Dad! - Take the shot! 595 00:55:25,000 --> 00:55:27,036 Come, come! 596 00:55:29,000 --> 00:55:32,754 - He does not belong to the family. - Ouale family? 597 00:55:34,239 --> 00:55:36,800 - You are all relatives. - Please! 598 00:55:37,039 --> 00:55:40,157 I want you to be there. 599 00:55:43,800 --> 00:55:45,756 Good morning, Mr. Luciano. 600 00:55:56,599 --> 00:55:59,512 VOCl NOT UDlBlLl 601 00:56:04,679 --> 00:56:08,878 Excuse me, I have an announcement to make! Shut up! 602 00:56:09,119 --> 00:56:15,434 You may have noticed that I did not throw the bouquet backwards. 603 00:56:15,679 --> 00:56:20,959 I didn't do it because I already know who it has to go to. 604 00:56:22,400 --> 00:56:26,791 To two people who are close to me, one in particular. 605 00:56:28,480 --> 00:56:31,392 I am proud to announce the wedding... 606 00:56:31,639 --> 00:56:34,950 ..of my brother Fosco... 607 00:56:35,159 --> 00:56:38,152 ..and his partner Philip! 608 00:56:39,599 --> 00:56:43,559 - With whom? - With a man, Philip. 609 00:56:47,679 --> 00:56:50,956 Fuck no. You guys are going too far. 610 00:56:51,199 --> 00:56:52,758 Dad. 611 00:57:15,000 --> 00:57:16,956 Dad. 612 00:57:19,800 --> 00:57:24,032 I'm sorry, I wanted to tell you, though. 613 00:57:24,280 --> 00:57:27,317 You know how Elena is. 614 00:57:28,599 --> 00:57:33,196 Just one day of normalcy In life... 615 00:57:33,440 --> 00:57:35,556 ..do you want to give it to me? 616 00:57:35,800 --> 00:57:37,756 I tried. 617 00:57:37,880 --> 00:57:42,351 But that's the way I am, though. 618 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:46,915 - I thought you accepted it. - I did. 619 00:57:47,159 --> 00:57:51,153 But only out of love Of your poor mother. 620 00:57:51,400 --> 00:57:53,960 What a shame! 621 00:57:54,199 --> 00:57:59,115 I was ashamed when your wife knocked loudly on the door... 622 00:57:59,360 --> 00:58:04,195 ..stayed on the landing, he would look at me and your mother and say. 623 00:58:04,440 --> 00:58:08,433 ... "Did you know that your son is a fag?" 624 00:58:08,679 --> 00:58:11,592 He used to do this with his hand. 625 00:58:11,840 --> 00:58:15,116 A staircase party! 626 00:58:15,360 --> 00:58:18,796 I have swallowed quintals of shit because of you... 627 00:58:19,039 --> 00:58:24,751 ..but I don't understand this marriage bullshit. 628 00:58:25,000 --> 00:58:28,390 For you what you don't understand Is bullshit. 629 00:58:30,320 --> 00:58:33,278 Then it's not bullshit! 630 00:58:33,519 --> 00:58:37,149 What should I call your spouse? 631 00:58:37,400 --> 00:58:43,236 My daughter-in-law? Maybe you play the part of the sissy. 632 00:58:43,480 --> 00:58:47,359 I mean who is putting it up whose ass? 633 00:58:47,599 --> 00:58:51,070 Sorry, I don't want to know. 634 00:58:51,320 --> 00:58:53,356 That's your shit. 635 00:58:53,599 --> 00:58:57,195 You have ruined my life once, two is too many. 636 00:58:57,440 --> 00:59:01,752 What changes to you? 637 00:59:02,719 --> 00:59:06,349 J We have been together for 4 years we live together... 638 00:59:06,599 --> 00:59:12,072 ..everyone accepted it except you. - Madonna, shut me up! 639 00:59:12,320 --> 00:59:17,110 What the fuck are you saying? Marriage is something else. 640 00:59:17,360 --> 00:59:21,956 I married your mom, me male, her female. 641 00:59:22,199 --> 00:59:25,556 - Me man, her woman. - You Tarzan, she Jane. 642 00:59:25,800 --> 00:59:28,758 Exactly! Ouest is marriage. 643 00:59:29,000 --> 00:59:32,436 You are a caricature against nature! 644 00:59:32,679 --> 00:59:37,595 - So you get another heart attack. - I hope I get the strong one. 645 00:59:37,840 --> 00:59:39,956 Then I won't have to be ashamed anymore. 646 00:59:40,199 --> 00:59:44,352 But I will not give that satisfaction to you nor to that "piripicchio"... 647 00:59:44,599 --> 00:59:48,832 ..that slut, that funny thing you're sleeping with! 648 00:59:53,719 --> 00:59:56,029 You are funny, Dad. 649 00:59:57,639 --> 00:59:59,995 Not him. 650 01:00:05,000 --> 01:00:10,916 Your sister went too far in making that announcement, too blatant. 651 01:00:11,159 --> 01:00:14,630 We took a chance, my father has three bypasses. 652 01:00:14,880 --> 01:00:18,236 It could have been a funeral. 653 01:00:18,480 --> 01:00:24,589 You're lucky, we're getting married in a month and you didn't tell him. 654 01:00:24,840 --> 01:00:29,755 She knows you, she knows you would not have had the courage. 655 01:00:30,000 --> 01:00:34,357 You would have confronted him to a fait accompli. 656 01:00:34,599 --> 01:00:38,559 At 45 years old, you still haven't solved the problem with your father. 657 01:00:38,800 --> 01:00:42,759 It will always be a stumbling block for you, but it is not a fault... 658 01:00:43,000 --> 01:00:47,551 J ..it's just that you don't metabolize you know what your problem is? 659 01:00:47,800 --> 01:00:51,031 You fear your father. 660 01:00:51,280 --> 01:00:55,432 It's not quite like that, actually You face it, but you don't metabolize it.... 661 01:00:55,679 --> 01:00:58,399 ..somatize. 662 01:01:02,400 --> 01:01:05,039 Shut up. You have to shut up. 663 01:01:06,920 --> 01:01:10,959 - There are times when one has to keep quiet. - But I... 664 01:01:11,199 --> 01:01:12,553 Shut up! 665 01:01:19,079 --> 01:01:22,117 Have you grounded me? 666 01:01:28,280 --> 01:01:32,512 - Hello, handsome! - Keep your voice down, Esmeralda. 667 01:01:32,760 --> 01:01:34,830 Tell me. 668 01:01:35,079 --> 01:01:38,834 - Dollars. - Be good, shall we go downstairs? 669 01:01:39,079 --> 01:01:42,152 Of course, I have the safe deposit box. 670 01:01:43,599 --> 01:01:47,354 Director, has the safe deposit box. 671 01:01:49,599 --> 01:01:52,478 Why do you charge in dollars? 672 01:01:52,719 --> 01:01:57,077 The euro is more advantageous, it yields more. 673 01:01:58,599 --> 01:02:01,433 The dollar is still the dollar, darling. 674 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:07,679 - You two are a myth to me and my friends. - Why? 675 01:02:07,920 --> 01:02:13,552 You and Philip are getting married in Spain, you will live there... 676 01:02:13,800 --> 01:02:19,432 ..you will adopt children And you will have a family. - What do you say? 677 01:02:19,679 --> 01:02:23,150 - Who told you this crap? - Philip. 678 01:02:28,800 --> 01:02:32,952 - Are you dumb? - Why did you say those things to Esmeralda? 679 01:02:33,199 --> 01:02:37,432 - Ouali things? - That we will live in Spain and have a family. 680 01:02:37,679 --> 01:02:40,956 - What's the big deal? - You actually told him! 681 01:02:41,199 --> 01:02:43,953 I told her I would like to. 682 01:02:44,199 --> 01:02:49,433 Why didn't you come to me Instead of going to that whore? 683 01:02:49,679 --> 01:02:54,959 I would have told you no, having a family is a crazy idea. 684 01:02:55,199 --> 01:02:59,352 Who are you to decide my "no's", my "yeses," my doubts? 685 01:02:59,599 --> 01:03:04,116 - Who are you to delve Into my "self"'? - What the fuck are you saying? 686 01:03:04,360 --> 01:03:07,750 - Listen, "Filipino." - Filipino you tell your father! 687 01:03:08,000 --> 01:03:14,758 You are hysterical, I would not want to discuss this topic... 688 01:03:15,000 --> 01:03:19,949 ..but if you make me, I'll tell you what I think about fag marriages. 689 01:03:20,199 --> 01:03:26,514 If it is a symbolic fact, of a social choice, that's fine. 690 01:03:26,760 --> 01:03:33,552 But if you think I want to go to Spain and adopt a child... 691 01:03:33,800 --> 01:03:37,873 If I had wanted a child, I would have done it with my wife! 692 01:03:38,119 --> 01:03:41,954 Perfect, let's send it all to hell. 693 01:03:42,199 --> 01:03:47,354 You can tell your father that you don't blow him off, don't get married again.... 694 01:03:47,599 --> 01:03:51,957 ..and that you're back in the mood for pussy! - You are a bad pussy. 695 01:03:55,639 --> 01:03:59,553 There, we exchanged the wedding favors. 696 01:03:59,800 --> 01:04:02,360 - Where are you going? - Where you are not. 697 01:04:04,480 --> 01:04:09,156 (radio) Fulvio. it's Antonio. I live in Rome. 698 01:04:09,400 --> 01:04:14,952 I agree with gay marriage. Is an achievement of civilization. 699 01:04:15,199 --> 01:04:18,351 If they make the PACS law. I'm happy. 700 01:04:18,599 --> 01:04:23,754 If they get married in the City Hall. I am happy, but in the Church. 701 01:04:24,000 --> 01:04:29,074 The Church is sacred and it is right That women should not become pope. 702 01:04:29,320 --> 01:04:32,596 However long live the faggots t 703 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:36,951 What's the harm in wanting a family, a child? 704 01:04:37,199 --> 01:04:41,751 You have to go to Spain, but I didn't say to leave tomorrow. 705 01:04:42,000 --> 01:04:48,758 I have been humiliated And do you know what the consequence will be? 706 01:04:50,079 --> 01:04:53,436 I will never sleep again, I will suffer from insomnia. 707 01:04:53,679 --> 01:04:57,389 In my country they sing this song to the children to make them sleep. 708 01:04:57,639 --> 01:05:02,430 (sings) An elephant was swinging Above the thread of a spider's web. 709 01:05:02,679 --> 01:05:06,639 - In your country is there still civil war? - Yes, why? 710 01:05:06,880 --> 01:05:11,237 Ouest lullaby is irritating, it can block the development of children. 711 01:05:11,480 --> 01:05:13,789 Do you know anything about Tatangelo? 712 01:05:22,760 --> 01:05:26,548 - Dad. - What are you doing here? - Excuse me. 713 01:05:32,480 --> 01:05:37,634 Can you give me the keys to the house? I want to sleep there. 714 01:05:38,800 --> 01:05:42,952 Did you have a fight with that piripicchio? 715 01:05:43,199 --> 01:05:46,272 - If you have to offend me... - I don't! 716 01:05:47,559 --> 01:05:49,437 Sorry. 717 01:05:49,679 --> 01:05:53,070 For you my house is always open. 718 01:05:55,159 --> 01:05:57,958 - But just for you. - All right. 719 01:05:58,199 --> 01:06:02,432 I'll be back in the morning, try to be there. 720 01:06:20,000 --> 01:06:22,389 - Ah! - Who the fuck... 721 01:06:24,800 --> 01:06:27,155 - What are you doing here? - What about you? 722 01:06:28,639 --> 01:06:32,599 - What a scare! You are crazy. - Weren't you on your honeymoon? 723 01:06:34,000 --> 01:06:36,992 I came back tonight, alone. 724 01:06:38,559 --> 01:06:43,190 Sorry, Elena. What does "alone" mean? 725 01:06:47,599 --> 01:06:50,910 - lvan? - We had a fight. 726 01:06:52,199 --> 01:06:56,955 I spent the first night on the terrace of the room. 727 01:06:57,199 --> 01:07:00,954 Fosco, I fucked up. 728 01:07:01,199 --> 01:07:05,591 - I didn't have to get married. - Couldn't you have thought of that before? 729 01:07:05,840 --> 01:07:07,796 How will Father react? 730 01:07:08,039 --> 01:07:11,999 - I was at least married a year to that. - Margaret. 731 01:07:14,000 --> 01:07:15,319 Yeah! 732 01:07:17,480 --> 01:07:20,438 It must be a family vice. 733 01:07:20,679 --> 01:07:24,229 - Weddings go all sideways. - Two! 734 01:07:24,480 --> 01:07:26,152 We are two. 735 01:07:28,559 --> 01:07:32,439 - Why did you bring me here? - To entertain you. 736 01:07:32,679 --> 01:07:36,355 J These are sad locales I had sworn never to enter them again. 737 01:07:36,599 --> 01:07:42,277 - A little bit of transgression! - It looks like the set of "The Gladiator." 738 01:07:48,440 --> 01:07:50,476 Phone home! 739 01:07:50,719 --> 01:07:54,269 Now make me E.T. with a fever. 740 01:07:58,800 --> 01:08:01,678 Let me when he drinks beer. 741 01:08:14,000 --> 01:08:16,116 RUTTA 742 01:08:21,399 --> 01:08:25,279 Do you know how old this finger is? Twenty! 743 01:08:26,399 --> 01:08:29,358 - Ouante times have we seen the movie? - Seven. 744 01:08:30,399 --> 01:08:33,790 For me E.T. is a little bit you and a little bit him. 745 01:08:35,800 --> 01:08:37,756 Big Sis! 746 01:08:39,600 --> 01:08:42,239 No! How scary! 747 01:08:43,600 --> 01:08:48,754 I used to make a million, now I barely make 300 euros. 748 01:08:49,000 --> 01:08:52,436 Here's the cab. Good luck, Faustino. 749 01:08:58,199 --> 01:09:00,111 Good evening. 750 01:09:00,359 --> 01:09:03,318 Arc of Meadow, please. 751 01:09:11,800 --> 01:09:14,758 - I didn't imagine that happening. - What? 752 01:09:16,399 --> 01:09:19,119 Finding her in a cab. 753 01:09:21,000 --> 01:09:25,551 Get out of the car and hail another cab. 754 01:09:25,800 --> 01:09:30,590 - Why do you pretend that I don't exist? - I don't want to talk to you. 755 01:09:30,840 --> 01:09:34,276 He has no right to treat me like this. 756 01:09:37,439 --> 01:09:41,558 Please get out of the car. 757 01:09:41,800 --> 01:09:45,156 No, such an occasion doesn't happen to me again. 758 01:09:45,399 --> 01:09:49,871 I am not like Fosco, I'm not afraid to talk. 759 01:09:50,119 --> 01:09:54,477 People looking at me with disdain is not a problem. 760 01:09:54,720 --> 01:09:59,748 Those who don't accept me can go Fuck off, even my parents. 761 01:10:00,000 --> 01:10:05,393 Enjoy your old age and let your son to live as he wishes. 762 01:10:07,760 --> 01:10:09,796 I told them! 763 01:10:11,840 --> 01:10:16,550 Get out of here! Get out or I'll call the police! 764 01:10:16,800 --> 01:10:20,429 And what does he say to them? "Help, faggot on board!" 765 01:10:20,680 --> 01:10:24,753 Between her and me the normal person is me. 766 01:10:25,000 --> 01:10:28,913 - I am the norm. - Philip. 767 01:10:29,159 --> 01:10:33,995 He comes from Spain, his name is "Consolador!" 768 01:10:35,560 --> 01:10:40,793 - It's a cock talking. ##-Patatine, Feel how I vibrate. 769 01:10:43,399 --> 01:10:47,029 - Go fuck yourselves! - Turn off this monster. 770 01:10:51,600 --> 01:10:55,513 - Why are you making that face? - Do you know who that was? 771 01:10:56,600 --> 01:10:58,556 Taxi driver. 772 01:10:59,600 --> 01:11:02,068 No, Fosco's father. 773 01:11:07,079 --> 01:11:12,279 - This one lives in your building, he's queer. - There is also a trans man. 774 01:11:12,520 --> 01:11:15,990 - Nice building! - Ouanti faggots are there? - So many. 775 01:11:16,239 --> 01:11:20,711 - You are also becoming... - No! - (Fosco) Sorry! 776 01:11:20,960 --> 01:11:23,758 - You live here, don't you? - Yes. 777 01:11:24,000 --> 01:11:30,075 J - I forgot my keys can you open the door? - What? 778 01:11:30,319 --> 01:11:33,437 I don't have the keys, open the door. 779 01:11:35,000 --> 01:11:37,958 - Thank you. - What are you doing, "fag?" 780 01:11:38,199 --> 01:11:41,749 - I just wanted to. - No way! - Are you dumb? 781 01:11:43,239 --> 01:11:47,233 - Are you a jerk? - What the fuck are you doing? - I just thanked him. 782 01:11:47,479 --> 01:11:49,436 Stop. 783 01:11:53,000 --> 01:11:54,956 Piece of shit! 784 01:12:02,119 --> 01:12:05,749 I told them! 785 01:12:06,000 --> 01:12:11,757 "Let your son live as he wishes!" 786 01:12:12,000 --> 01:12:15,754 - What a beautiful sentence! - I hit him in the soul. 787 01:12:16,000 --> 01:12:19,436 As Gianna Nannini says: "In the soul!" 788 01:12:19,680 --> 01:12:22,752 (sings) You are in the soul... 789 01:12:23,000 --> 01:12:26,913 ..and there I leave you forever! 790 01:12:27,159 --> 01:12:32,029 Suspended motionless, still image... 791 01:12:32,279 --> 01:12:36,239 ..a sign that never goes away! 792 01:12:37,279 --> 01:12:40,431 You are in the soul! 793 01:13:45,000 --> 01:13:46,956 Fosco. 794 01:13:50,399 --> 01:13:53,597 Did you take a shower with your clothes on? 795 01:13:54,399 --> 01:13:58,951 - What happened to you? - The little shit on the second floor.... 796 01:13:59,199 --> 01:14:04,479 ..who had locked you in the elevator. I avenged you. 797 01:14:06,960 --> 01:14:11,158 I thought I don't care about getting married. 798 01:14:11,399 --> 01:14:13,356 What do I care? 799 01:14:14,399 --> 01:14:19,952 We are a family even in two, I don't want any more, really. 800 01:14:21,560 --> 01:14:25,314 You're right, it's bullshit. 801 01:14:29,720 --> 01:14:31,676 Instead I... 802 01:14:33,600 --> 01:14:35,955 ..I wanted to tell you the opposite. 803 01:15:05,640 --> 01:15:07,949 Don't get run over! 804 01:15:08,199 --> 01:15:13,115 It's so late! Who sets the alarm clock? 805 01:15:13,359 --> 01:15:17,319 Between the two of us, who sets the alarm clock? You look like an imbecile. 806 01:15:17,560 --> 01:15:23,954 Enough! The cell phone didn't ring, it happened and it will happen again. 807 01:15:24,199 --> 01:15:27,829 At least I am not offended today. 808 01:15:30,079 --> 01:15:33,550 It's this way! We are going the wrong way. 809 01:15:33,800 --> 01:15:35,552 Let's go! 810 01:15:54,800 --> 01:15:59,157 - Are the witnesses waiting for us? - They were supposed to be here an hour ago. 811 01:15:59,399 --> 01:16:04,952 - Who are the witnesses? - Maybe two Spanish queens! 812 01:16:05,199 --> 01:16:08,397 Two bullfighters, let's go! 813 01:16:10,079 --> 01:16:13,356 - Give me the tie. - I don't have one. 814 01:16:13,600 --> 01:16:19,948 - I told you to bring her. - Don't be a nagging husband! 815 01:16:20,199 --> 01:16:24,955 Let's not be recognized, Goofy! 816 01:16:25,199 --> 01:16:28,476 Let's do without a tie, you also take it off. 817 01:16:33,000 --> 01:16:36,037 - Is this okay? - You are a love, 1930s! 818 01:16:36,279 --> 01:16:40,193 Where are the witnesses? 819 01:16:41,159 --> 01:16:45,233 J If there are no witnesses it is a sign of fate. 820 01:16:48,600 --> 01:16:53,993 Excuse me, where are our witnesses? Holy cow! 821 01:16:54,239 --> 01:16:57,755 They are gone, you are an hour late. 822 01:16:58,000 --> 01:17:00,719 I don't even know if the alderman is still there. 823 01:17:00,960 --> 01:17:04,430 Can you be our witness? 824 01:17:04,680 --> 01:17:08,798 - No. - A testimony for our marriage. 825 01:17:09,039 --> 01:17:12,669 All right, 100 euros. 826 01:17:14,399 --> 01:17:17,597 Minchia. All right. 827 01:17:17,840 --> 01:17:20,513 - One more is needed, though. - Yes. 828 01:17:22,319 --> 01:17:25,949 (in Spanish) Miss! Please, miss! 829 01:17:26,199 --> 01:17:28,760 I explain the situation. 830 01:17:29,000 --> 01:17:32,549 I would like to marry that man.... 831 01:17:32,800 --> 01:17:36,315 ..and we don't have... - Are you Italians? So am I. 832 01:17:36,560 --> 01:17:39,757 - My father is Italian. - Perfect. 833 01:17:40,000 --> 01:17:43,959 Will you be our witness? It will only take a quarter of an hour. 834 01:17:44,199 --> 01:17:48,671 - I don't have much time... - What is your name? - Cecilia. 835 01:17:48,920 --> 01:17:54,392 Cecilia, we have more doubts than certainties, but we are here now. 836 01:17:54,640 --> 01:18:00,158 If you still take 20 seconds to decide... 837 01:18:00,399 --> 01:18:03,153 ..that man changes his mind. 838 01:18:05,600 --> 01:18:06,555 Cecilia. 839 01:18:07,800 --> 01:18:09,358 Please. 840 01:18:11,399 --> 01:18:15,359 SPEAKS SPANISH 841 01:18:26,560 --> 01:18:31,315 - Who is Philip Lamb? - "Moi!" Sorry, that's me. 842 01:18:33,000 --> 01:18:34,956 What about Fosco "Sanmarzano?" 843 01:18:35,199 --> 01:18:39,193 San Marzano are the tomatoes in ltaly, Sammarano. 844 01:18:39,439 --> 01:18:44,468 - Sammarano, yes. - Where is Sanmarzano? - Sammarano. 845 01:18:44,720 --> 01:18:50,078 I don't know, he wanted to surprise me. Fosco, where are you? 846 01:18:52,399 --> 01:18:53,594 Who is he? 847 01:18:57,000 --> 01:19:00,356 - What does he do? - E.T., faggot, though! 848 01:19:04,239 --> 01:19:06,959 - Rosa. - Marico. 849 01:19:08,880 --> 01:19:08,914 (Ernesto) Cecilia Hernandez. eyes. catlike and Catalan temperament. 850 01:19:14,600 --> 01:19:18,115 This woman Would have broken my heart. 851 01:19:22,600 --> 01:19:26,957 (sings) I want to sing like this... 852 01:19:27,199 --> 01:19:30,158 ..fior damaranti! 853 01:19:33,399 --> 01:19:38,428 My name is Ernesto and I am the maitre d' in an upscale restaurant. 854 01:19:38,680 --> 01:19:43,310 I have a wife who is Milanese and lazy and a very cohesive daughter. 855 01:19:44,479 --> 01:19:49,918 Before Cecilia's arrival. My life was flat. 856 01:19:50,159 --> 01:19:53,994 - Then. suddenly. the light t - Grandma. 857 01:19:55,119 --> 01:19:59,636 - Cecilia! Grandma's love! - Don't get up. 858 01:20:02,680 --> 01:20:06,639 The kids on the table no! We are eating. 859 01:20:06,880 --> 01:20:09,155 Oh my God, he pooped! 860 01:20:11,800 --> 01:20:16,351 - What did you do, Paco? - It brings good luck! 861 01:20:16,600 --> 01:20:20,878 - In ltaly it brings good luck. - Cecilia is from Spain. 862 01:20:21,119 --> 01:20:24,954 The last time I saw her she was like this. 863 01:20:26,000 --> 01:20:27,592 Long live the Spaniard! 864 01:20:30,560 --> 01:20:33,711 Do you know who this gentleman is? 865 01:20:33,960 --> 01:20:39,318 - No. - He found you the place at the restaurant. - Thank you. 866 01:20:39,560 --> 01:20:42,677 - You're welcome. - Are you staying like this? 867 01:20:42,920 --> 01:20:47,948 - Bring us a drink! - You're right, I'm going home. 868 01:20:48,199 --> 01:20:52,159 - Give me the keys. - They shit all over you! 869 01:20:52,399 --> 01:20:55,756 - It is the poop of a baby. - It is still shit! 870 01:20:56,000 --> 01:20:59,879 - Who did he take it from? - Not from me, I'm from Milan. 871 01:21:08,000 --> 01:21:12,437 The wine "tinto" for the "muchacha"! 872 01:21:12,680 --> 01:21:15,752 "Vamos a bailar!" 873 01:21:16,000 --> 01:21:18,150 "Vamos!" 874 01:21:18,399 --> 01:21:21,995 "Vamos a la playa!" 875 01:21:22,239 --> 01:21:26,950 (sings) Turn you want to turn, but When it teases you, love goes away. 876 01:21:27,199 --> 01:21:31,273 - Change knight! - Change! 877 01:21:31,520 --> 01:21:33,590 Change of rider! 878 01:21:36,000 --> 01:21:40,551 Be careful not to fall off the ledge! Maura, help your mother. 879 01:21:40,800 --> 01:21:44,475 Mother, you are drunk, give me the baby. 880 01:21:57,399 --> 01:22:01,473 - What do we do? - Thank you for the work, "Ernedo." 881 01:22:01,720 --> 01:22:03,676 You are welcome. 882 01:22:05,800 --> 01:22:08,155 Ernesto, not Ernedo. 883 01:22:10,560 --> 01:22:15,156 I danced a little And now my leg hurts. 884 01:22:15,399 --> 01:22:18,756 The sciatic nerve was inflamed. 885 01:22:19,000 --> 01:22:21,878 We are old now. 886 01:22:25,640 --> 01:22:31,158 I don't feel old. If I could sleep 12 hours... 887 01:22:31,399 --> 01:22:35,598 ..I would sleep like a boy 18 years old, good night. 888 01:22:37,159 --> 01:22:40,550 J The older you get the grumpier you become. 889 01:22:40,800 --> 01:22:44,952 - Insists! Good night. - My cranky old man! 890 01:22:45,199 --> 01:22:48,431 Renata, so I'm hot. 891 01:22:49,479 --> 01:22:53,758 (Ernesto) Despite the difference of age between Cecilia and me... 892 01:22:54,000 --> 01:23:00,348 ..In his eyes I had seen not only gratitude, but something else. 893 01:23:11,479 --> 01:23:17,191 With the excellent wine you have chosen... 894 01:23:17,439 --> 01:23:21,956 ..a red Serpico Of the fiefs of San Gregorio... 895 01:23:22,199 --> 01:23:27,274 ..I would pair fillet of sea bass and sea snail soup. 896 01:23:27,520 --> 01:23:29,829 Slugs make me sour. 897 01:23:30,079 --> 01:23:35,029 Then I suggest a tuna tartare . . 898 01:23:35,279 --> 01:23:40,752 ..laid on a bed of radicchio, a very delicate dish. 899 01:23:41,000 --> 01:23:45,152 - There is a problem... - What? - There is a problem in the kitchen. 900 01:23:45,399 --> 01:23:49,188 Sorry. You don't say in front of customers. 901 01:23:49,439 --> 01:23:51,715 Come here! 902 01:23:51,960 --> 01:23:54,394 Have you gone crazy? 903 01:23:54,640 --> 01:23:59,998 - The Egyptian broke my balls! - He's a racist! - Me? 904 01:24:00,239 --> 01:24:03,357 Leave the knife, are you crazy? 905 01:24:03,600 --> 01:24:07,149 The hall is full, how do we look? 906 01:24:07,399 --> 01:24:11,757 The pot is put here! 907 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:17,154 You have gone too far, I will tell the owner to kick you out. 908 01:24:17,399 --> 01:24:20,949 - It can't go on like this! - But we are friends. 909 01:24:21,199 --> 01:24:26,069 - My friends do not make stab each other! - I apologize. 910 01:24:26,319 --> 01:24:29,232 Give me a chance, I have family. 911 01:24:29,479 --> 01:24:34,190 - I love you, please. - It must never happen again. 912 01:24:34,439 --> 01:24:38,558 - Thank you. - Don't grease me, go to work! 913 01:24:38,800 --> 01:24:40,756 Let it not happen again! 914 01:24:40,920 --> 01:24:47,553 - Ernando, you must apologize to him. - My name is Ernesto! 915 01:24:47,800 --> 01:24:51,110 Please do not intrude. 916 01:24:51,359 --> 01:24:55,797 The Neapolitan must apologize to the Egyptian. 917 01:24:56,039 --> 01:24:59,077 She told him that he smells like all Africans. 918 01:24:59,319 --> 01:25:02,392 Ouest is a democratic kitchen! 919 01:25:02,640 --> 01:25:07,350 The Egyptian smells like the Neapolitan And the Neapolitan like the Roman. 920 01:25:07,600 --> 01:25:12,628 - Oui we all stink! - Then he apologizes. - Oh my God! 921 01:25:12,880 --> 01:25:15,758 Come, I need to talk to you. 922 01:25:16,000 --> 01:25:19,072 - I don't apologize to you. - Racist! 923 01:25:20,479 --> 01:25:25,759 We try to work in the best best way, I vouched for you. 924 01:25:26,000 --> 01:25:30,949 Now work And don't bust my chops. 925 01:25:31,199 --> 01:25:33,634 - All right. - Are you sure? - Yes. 926 01:25:59,840 --> 01:26:03,958 - Will you throw peach pits at me? - Come on up. 927 01:26:04,239 --> 01:26:06,879 - Am I coming up? - Yes! 928 01:26:13,000 --> 01:26:15,434 It's two o'clock in the morning! 929 01:26:17,479 --> 01:26:20,040 - Waiting for you. - Me? 930 01:26:20,279 --> 01:26:22,510 Yes. 931 01:26:25,399 --> 01:26:28,039 I wanted to apologize. 932 01:26:28,279 --> 01:26:34,719 I never can keep quiet, I never get... 933 01:26:35,600 --> 01:26:39,070 - What's the word? - My business. - Yes. 934 01:26:39,319 --> 01:26:41,880 My cocks. 935 01:26:42,119 --> 01:26:47,148 Please don't walk And speak softly. 936 01:26:47,399 --> 01:26:51,154 - Oui underneath you can hear everything. - All right. 937 01:26:51,399 --> 01:26:53,960 However, I forgive you. 938 01:26:55,560 --> 01:26:57,278 - Peace? - Peace. 939 01:26:59,680 --> 01:27:00,829 There are people. 940 01:27:04,520 --> 01:27:07,478 - Take off your shoes. - Yes. 941 01:27:14,760 --> 01:27:16,716 She is my daughter. 942 01:27:17,800 --> 01:27:19,870 With boyfriend. 943 01:27:22,119 --> 01:27:24,475 Drop the cigarette. 944 01:27:31,239 --> 01:27:34,277 Is he feeling it, touching it? 945 01:27:36,399 --> 01:27:38,436 I'm going to kick his ass! 946 01:27:38,680 --> 01:27:40,955 The stub. 947 01:27:43,560 --> 01:27:44,959 Who is he? 948 01:27:58,079 --> 01:28:01,072 It's the Spanish woman. What are you doing here? 949 01:28:03,319 --> 01:28:05,470 - Ouello you do. - Meaning? 950 01:28:05,720 --> 01:28:10,396 I am with a man, a friend. 951 01:28:14,199 --> 01:28:15,713 What do you do? 952 01:28:16,600 --> 01:28:19,910 I get it, there are too many of us here. 953 01:28:20,159 --> 01:28:22,469 We go away. 954 01:28:22,720 --> 01:28:26,599 Take it easy, my father sleeps down here. 955 01:28:59,000 --> 01:29:04,074 J "There is snow in my memories. there is always snow." 956 01:29:05,800 --> 01:29:09,315 "My brain turns white..." 957 01:29:11,600 --> 01:29:14,592 "...if I don't stop remembering." 958 01:29:35,560 --> 01:29:38,518 Did you like my poem? 959 01:29:40,319 --> 01:29:42,276 Yes. 960 01:29:44,000 --> 01:29:49,996 I wrote it for my father on the one day we were left alone... 961 01:29:50,239 --> 01:29:52,595 ..me and him. 962 01:29:54,199 --> 01:29:58,159 He took me to the snow for the first time. 963 01:30:04,399 --> 01:30:06,356 Good night. 964 01:30:09,600 --> 01:30:13,479 (Ernesto) I later realized that she had returned to solve a problem... 965 01:30:15,800 --> 01:30:18,394 ..perhaps the only problem of his life. 966 01:30:18,640 --> 01:30:23,430 She had not seen her father for twenty years And all she remembered of him was... 967 01:30:23,680 --> 01:30:29,630 ..raven black hair and the name she had written in her diary. 968 01:30:31,479 --> 01:30:34,950 Where can I find the driver Giovanni Pasotti? 969 01:30:35,199 --> 01:30:39,398 - It is on the 30 crossed out. - Give me a note. 970 01:30:45,119 --> 01:30:46,519 Good morning. 971 01:30:46,760 --> 01:30:51,390 Hurry up Or else they will blame me for the delay. 972 01:30:54,800 --> 01:30:59,351 What is he doing on his feet? He also has a child. 973 01:30:59,600 --> 01:31:02,512 Please take a seat. 974 01:31:06,159 --> 01:31:10,472 (Ernesto) He stayed on that bus all the way to the end of the line... 975 01:31:10,720 --> 01:31:13,996 ..but he did not have the courage to speak. 976 01:31:14,239 --> 01:31:20,759 Every word stuck in her throat. It seemed absurd to her that this man ... 977 01:31:21,000 --> 01:31:23,958 ..was really his father. 978 01:31:32,800 --> 01:31:36,554 (Tv) The female tiger. busy Bringing food to the young... 979 01:31:36,800 --> 01:31:43,069 ..watches over them during the meal And eats when they are full. 980 01:31:43,319 --> 01:31:46,278 SMS SIGNAL lN ARRlVO. 981 01:31:54,560 --> 01:31:57,996 - Are there butts on the ground? - No. 982 01:32:03,560 --> 01:32:07,189 - What's wrong with you? - Nothing. 983 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:11,390 I don't want to ruin your life. 984 01:32:13,239 --> 01:32:17,597 I wanted to tell you That the kiss the other night ... 985 01:32:17,840 --> 01:32:21,435 ..it was a game, it was not important. 986 01:32:24,800 --> 01:32:27,360 Then what was it? 987 01:32:27,600 --> 01:32:32,799 It is that I trust only you. 988 01:32:33,039 --> 01:32:36,794 You seem to be an honest person, decent. 989 01:32:39,439 --> 01:32:42,398 You are a man who gives confidence. 990 01:32:45,000 --> 01:32:50,358 - Why are you crying? - Because... 991 01:32:50,600 --> 01:32:53,558 I know myself, I know what I'm like. 992 01:32:53,800 --> 01:32:58,749 I have grown fond of you, maybe I am strange... 993 01:32:59,000 --> 01:33:05,678 ..but I don't like those my age, they are stupid, empty. 994 01:33:07,000 --> 01:33:11,835 I don't even look at them, I like men your age... 995 01:33:12,079 --> 01:33:14,514 ..old people. 996 01:33:14,760 --> 01:33:18,673 - "Old" is not the right word. - No! 997 01:33:18,920 --> 01:33:24,358 - How do you say it in Italian? - We say "mature person." 998 01:33:24,600 --> 01:33:30,755 Old is. your grandmother, the concierge, Mr. Tamburini, the blind man. 999 01:33:33,479 --> 01:33:35,436 Mature. 1000 01:33:35,680 --> 01:33:41,437 - In short, I brought you up To ask you a question. - Tell me. 1001 01:33:41,680 --> 01:33:45,195 - You have to be honest, though. - Sure. 1002 01:33:48,279 --> 01:33:52,558 If we have sex, promise not to fall in love with me.... 1003 01:33:52,800 --> 01:33:56,190 ..not to ruin your life for me? 1004 01:33:59,680 --> 01:34:03,673 - Sex? - Don't you want to have sex with me? 1005 01:34:04,600 --> 01:34:08,752 (Ernesto) Only in certain moments we discover how we are made. 1006 01:34:09,000 --> 01:34:13,437 That question I shouldn't have even had to answer it... 1007 01:34:13,680 --> 01:34:18,629 ..Instead, I was impaled like a stockfish. 1008 01:34:22,159 --> 01:34:25,948 (Cecilia) So it is not sin, so are not we... 1009 01:34:26,199 --> 01:34:29,158 ..we are two ghosts. 1010 01:34:36,479 --> 01:34:40,439 (Ernesto) It was a period Of lies. subterfuge. 1011 01:34:40,680 --> 01:34:44,639 We never slept. every moment Was good for making love. 1012 01:34:44,880 --> 01:34:49,749 I would help myself with the appropriate tablets. 1013 01:34:50,000 --> 01:34:54,357 We used to do this as many as four times a day. 1014 01:34:54,600 --> 01:34:59,913 - Love. - After 20 minutes, I go into abstinence with you. 1015 01:35:18,800 --> 01:35:21,360 It closes at eight o'clock. 1016 01:35:24,000 --> 01:35:26,958 Come on, let's climb over! 1017 01:35:30,680 --> 01:35:32,955 - Where are you going? - Come on! 1018 01:35:35,039 --> 01:35:36,996 You can't! 1019 01:35:38,960 --> 01:35:40,916 Come. 1020 01:35:45,000 --> 01:35:46,956 Come. 1021 01:35:54,119 --> 01:35:57,032 Come, it's hot, Arnaldo! 1022 01:35:57,279 --> 01:35:59,475 - Come. - Ernesto. 1023 01:35:59,720 --> 01:36:02,951 It can't be done, we get arrested. 1024 01:36:03,199 --> 01:36:07,751 - It is trespassing on private property. - It is 3 a.m. 1025 01:36:08,000 --> 01:36:11,072 Everyone is asleep, only you worry. 1026 01:36:11,319 --> 01:36:17,031 If there is a gate, there must be a reason! 1027 01:36:17,279 --> 01:36:21,512 You sound like a policeman. 1028 01:36:27,760 --> 01:36:32,231 - Jump! - I used to jump! 1029 01:36:32,479 --> 01:36:35,631 - "Jump." - That's it, jump! 1030 01:36:35,880 --> 01:36:38,599 It's six meters, pole vaulting! 1031 01:36:38,840 --> 01:36:43,356 The water is beautiful! Come! 1032 01:36:43,600 --> 01:36:45,875 - Ah! - What are you doing? 1033 01:36:46,119 --> 01:36:49,749 Porco Judas! He tore off his coat. 1034 01:36:50,000 --> 01:36:52,958 Come on, it's hot! 1035 01:36:54,319 --> 01:36:57,357 Yes, you are right. 1036 01:36:57,600 --> 01:37:04,870 You are right, my love! "Carpe diem." 1037 01:37:13,520 --> 01:37:15,875 Shit, it's slippery. 1038 01:37:20,000 --> 01:37:22,958 - She is beautiful! - My love! 1039 01:37:23,199 --> 01:37:26,351 AN ABBAlA DOG. What a beautiful evening! 1040 01:37:26,600 --> 01:37:31,151 - I thank you. - You have to trust me. 1041 01:37:31,399 --> 01:37:35,757 A DOG ABBAlA - Stop barking! - Shh! 1042 01:37:36,000 --> 01:37:38,958 Don't shout. 1043 01:37:41,199 --> 01:37:44,272 - Now we are alone. - No, look. 1044 01:37:46,960 --> 01:37:48,359 My goodness! 1045 01:37:50,520 --> 01:37:52,954 He is not as bad as he looks. 1046 01:37:53,199 --> 01:37:57,557 My guess is that he thinks we are crunchy. What do we do? 1047 01:37:57,800 --> 01:38:04,148 Keep him busy while I climb over, then I call him and you climb over. 1048 01:38:04,399 --> 01:38:07,631 - I didn't understand, what should I do? - Distract him! 1049 01:38:07,880 --> 01:38:09,677 Yes. 1050 01:38:11,960 --> 01:38:13,837 I -- friend. 1051 01:38:18,000 --> 01:38:19,956 Damn you. 1052 01:38:22,000 --> 01:38:26,437 - Wait! - Hurry, before it dives! 1053 01:38:31,079 --> 01:38:34,516 He's off! Look how he runs! 1054 01:38:42,800 --> 01:38:44,756 Go! 1055 01:38:51,880 --> 01:38:57,955 Don't throw stones at him, you make him nervous. 1056 01:38:58,199 --> 01:38:59,599 Come. 1057 01:39:01,199 --> 01:39:03,156 Distract him! 1058 01:39:04,079 --> 01:39:06,036 Do you follow me? 1059 01:39:07,520 --> 01:39:11,877 Do you follow me? Answer. Is it far or near? 1060 01:39:16,840 --> 01:39:19,354 He almost got me, call him! 1061 01:39:20,600 --> 01:39:22,909 Go away! 1062 01:39:23,159 --> 01:39:25,116 What the fuck is going on? 1063 01:39:26,840 --> 01:39:31,914 - Stop. - Yes, but call the dog And get me down. 1064 01:39:32,159 --> 01:39:35,277 Stop, Fritz! 1065 01:39:36,399 --> 01:39:40,393 - Love. - You don't have to come here With hookers! 1066 01:39:40,640 --> 01:39:44,155 I am not a whore, how dare he? 1067 01:39:44,399 --> 01:39:48,871 - You're not a whore? - No. - Then I'll call the carabinieri. 1068 01:39:49,119 --> 01:39:53,955 , Sorry, don't call the carabinieri. let's do one thing. 1069 01:39:54,199 --> 01:39:57,192 Let me come down and we'll make a deal. 1070 01:39:59,199 --> 01:40:03,352 - Give me 150 euros. - You are a shit of a man! 1071 01:40:03,600 --> 01:40:08,310 - Never mind, it is already a situation paradoxical. - Am I a shit? 1072 01:40:08,560 --> 01:40:11,279 - No! - I want 300 euros! 1073 01:40:11,520 --> 01:40:14,512 Believe me. 1074 01:40:14,760 --> 01:40:20,756 ..I don't have 300 euros, I swear to you. on my wife and daughter. 1075 01:40:21,000 --> 01:40:26,552 I only have 200 euros, please accept them, do me this favor. 1076 01:40:26,800 --> 01:40:30,395 - That's all I have. - All right. 1077 01:40:30,640 --> 01:40:32,756 Thank you, you are a gentleman. 1078 01:40:33,000 --> 01:40:38,074 Oual sir? It cost you so much this fuck! 1079 01:40:54,399 --> 01:40:57,358 - Ernesto. - Hi. 1080 01:40:57,600 --> 01:41:01,149 - It's 6.05, do you know? - Yes. 1081 01:41:02,720 --> 01:41:05,678 If you smell sulfur, it is not sulfur. 1082 01:41:05,920 --> 01:41:10,948 Last night, the the drain pipe in the kitchen. 1083 01:41:11,199 --> 01:41:15,352 We went down into the cesspool And we impregnated ourselves . . 1084 01:41:15,600 --> 01:41:18,751 - This? - What? 1085 01:41:19,000 --> 01:41:21,355 What is it? 1086 01:41:21,600 --> 01:41:24,956 - I cut myself with the razor. - No, that one. 1087 01:41:25,199 --> 01:41:27,156 Ouest. 1088 01:41:41,000 --> 01:41:44,959 Renata, we need to talk seriously. 1089 01:41:48,319 --> 01:41:51,392 You have another one, I know. 1090 01:41:55,479 --> 01:41:59,393 Yes, I have another one, thank God. 1091 01:42:00,800 --> 01:42:02,950 All right, I forgive you. 1092 01:42:05,239 --> 01:42:11,509 - Do you forgive me? What does that mean? - I forgive you. 1093 01:42:11,760 --> 01:42:14,797 - I betrayed you, do you forgive me? - Yes! 1094 01:42:15,039 --> 01:42:18,350 You got laid, what's the big deal? 1095 01:42:18,600 --> 01:42:23,151 Now go to sleep And tomorrow we start fresh. 1096 01:42:23,399 --> 01:42:27,552 You are taking it from the wrong side, because you're not. 1097 01:42:27,800 --> 01:42:33,238 It is not what you think, it is much more than that. 1098 01:42:33,479 --> 01:42:35,436 Where is the suitcase? 1099 01:42:35,640 --> 01:42:40,077 In every marriage there comes a moment of great weariness... 1100 01:42:40,319 --> 01:42:44,154 ..and sometimes a moment of no return. 1101 01:42:44,399 --> 01:42:49,952 I am afraid that this is a moment of no return. 1102 01:42:50,199 --> 01:42:55,354 I forgive you, will you leave me and Maura alone? 1103 01:42:55,600 --> 01:43:01,357 - You will be all right. - Don't go! - Renata, you are incorrect! 1104 01:43:01,600 --> 01:43:06,549 You use an emotional tactic to make me feel guilty. 1105 01:43:06,800 --> 01:43:11,749 You have to get pissed off, you have to throw me out of the house. 1106 01:43:12,000 --> 01:43:15,390 - All right? - Instead, I forgive you. - You are wooden! 1107 01:43:15,640 --> 01:43:19,519 At your age it can happen, stay with us. 1108 01:43:19,760 --> 01:43:22,513 I throw myself out. 1109 01:43:22,760 --> 01:43:28,756 You have never seen a woman use such ridiculous pietisms. 1110 01:43:29,000 --> 01:43:32,231 - Goodbye. - Dad, are you going out without shoes? 1111 01:43:32,479 --> 01:43:36,075 Yes, I like to go out barefoot! 1112 01:43:36,920 --> 01:43:41,630 - What happened to him? - Maybe he "pippa" cocaine. 1113 01:43:42,000 --> 01:43:46,755 In the hospital, no one can keep to the schedule. 1114 01:43:47,000 --> 01:43:51,994 For me, a boiled sea bass. We doctors are always in chaos. 1115 01:43:52,239 --> 01:43:54,196 Ernesto. 1116 01:43:55,239 --> 01:43:59,756 - What are you doing? - I was summarizing. 1117 01:44:00,000 --> 01:44:02,560 - Ouante are the veracious ones? - No. 1118 01:44:02,800 --> 01:44:08,750 - A boiled sea bass and a lobster Catalan style. - The lobster is there. 1119 01:44:09,000 --> 01:44:12,629 - And a boiled sea bass. - Go, Ernesto. 1120 01:44:26,000 --> 01:44:28,719 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR Oh my God! 1121 01:44:29,720 --> 01:44:31,950 KNOCKING AT THE DOOR Busy! 1122 01:44:32,199 --> 01:44:34,794 - Love, open up! - Yes. 1123 01:44:41,720 --> 01:44:46,919 - You left your family! - Yes. - Did you do that for me? 1124 01:44:47,159 --> 01:44:52,473 For us, an angel entered into my life. 1125 01:44:53,479 --> 01:44:57,439 - I told you not to fall in love. - That's okay. 1126 01:44:57,680 --> 01:45:00,956 - What do we do now? - I don't know. 1127 01:45:01,199 --> 01:45:04,954 - Let's make love. - How? 1128 01:45:05,199 --> 01:45:09,910 - Oui, on the "sink." - How do you do that? 1129 01:45:12,199 --> 01:45:17,479 (Ernesto) Ouella is the pocket, the zipper is this. 1130 01:45:17,720 --> 01:45:22,350 - (Cecilia) Love! - (Ernesto) Ah! - (Cecilia) Yes! 1131 01:45:22,600 --> 01:45:24,989 FRACASSO No! 1132 01:45:25,239 --> 01:45:27,196 Holy shit! 1133 01:45:28,800 --> 01:45:32,190 Damn the "sink!" 1134 01:45:32,439 --> 01:45:36,911 Oh my God! Cecilia, help me! 1135 01:45:37,159 --> 01:45:39,116 Help me! 1136 01:46:18,640 --> 01:46:22,349 Tonight I am the event! It's me! 1137 01:47:04,399 --> 01:47:07,358 - How is he? - He must not be fatigued. 1138 01:47:18,800 --> 01:47:22,156 J Just two minutes. the primary doesn't want. 1139 01:47:27,399 --> 01:47:29,755 How are you? 1140 01:47:30,000 --> 01:47:32,468 It was quite a blow. 1141 01:47:36,159 --> 01:47:39,197 It's my fault! Forgive me. 1142 01:47:39,439 --> 01:47:43,274 l CARDlAc BATTlE INCREASES. Don't fret. 1143 01:47:43,520 --> 01:47:47,433 - Sorry, shh! - It's not your fault. 1144 01:47:47,680 --> 01:47:49,716 I was an asshole. 1145 01:47:49,960 --> 01:47:55,876 - What? - I was a big asshole. 1146 01:48:02,479 --> 01:48:05,756 - Did your wife come? - Yes. 1147 01:48:08,800 --> 01:48:12,873 She forgave me, even my daughter. 1148 01:48:15,399 --> 01:48:17,550 Then you go home. 1149 01:48:26,000 --> 01:48:29,959 Tell me what to do! I have a plane in the morning. 1150 01:48:30,199 --> 01:48:34,751 THE CARDlAc BATTLE INCREASES. Do I leave or stay? 1151 01:48:35,000 --> 01:48:39,391 Leave, it's better. You have to leave. 1152 01:48:39,640 --> 01:48:41,596 Yes. 1153 01:48:42,800 --> 01:48:45,360 Parts. 1154 01:48:45,600 --> 01:48:50,958 J We were two assholes We hurt each other. 1155 01:48:51,199 --> 01:48:53,350 Some. 1156 01:48:53,600 --> 01:48:55,955 Goodbye, Ernesto. 1157 01:49:07,079 --> 01:49:11,710 - Next year I'm coming to see you. - What? 1158 01:49:11,960 --> 01:49:15,236 I'm coming back to see you. THE CARDlAc BATTLE INCREASES. 1159 01:49:17,079 --> 01:49:19,878 If you want to, bye. 1160 01:49:22,319 --> 01:49:24,515 Ouest kills me. 1161 01:49:26,399 --> 01:49:29,153 I die here, no joke. 1162 01:49:31,600 --> 01:49:36,958 - Excuse me, will you hold the baby for me? - Yes. - Perfect. 1163 01:49:38,000 --> 01:49:41,356 - What's he doing? - Paco. Like this. 1164 01:49:44,720 --> 01:49:48,156 - Thank you. - You are welcome, but what are you doing? 1165 01:49:48,399 --> 01:49:53,190 I wanted to see how my son looked In the arms of a grandfather. 1166 01:49:53,439 --> 01:49:57,956 I would be a grandfather? What is she saying? She's crazy! 1167 01:50:09,880 --> 01:50:14,829 I would call him Ernesto, the other time. he did the whole broadcast. 1168 01:50:15,079 --> 01:50:17,958 - If she doesn't answer? - Your wife is there. 1169 01:50:19,119 --> 01:50:24,148 - Lucia. - Happy birthday. - Hello, Lucia! - Hello. 1170 01:50:25,479 --> 01:50:28,790 - What is it? I have to open it. - Yes. 1171 01:50:32,399 --> 01:50:34,311 A watch, you're crazy! 1172 01:50:37,600 --> 01:50:41,149 We are about to go live, stay with us. 1173 01:50:41,399 --> 01:50:45,757 A guy tells us about his extreme love in installments. 1174 01:50:46,000 --> 01:50:49,993 However, he does it secretly from his wife. 1175 01:50:50,239 --> 01:50:55,758 - Are we ready? - Yes. - Call him now, without initials. 1176 01:50:56,000 --> 01:50:57,353 Put on the headset. 1177 01:50:58,800 --> 01:51:01,758 CELLULAR SOUlL. 1178 01:51:03,199 --> 01:51:06,351 Who is he? 1179 01:51:06,600 --> 01:51:09,433 Hello? Who is this? 1180 01:51:10,399 --> 01:51:15,952 - I don't hear well. - This is D.J. Fulvio, you are live on the air. Can you talk? 1181 01:51:18,479 --> 01:51:20,152 Yes-no. 1182 01:51:20,399 --> 01:51:22,960 I hear the metallic voice. 1183 01:51:25,439 --> 01:51:29,592 - In this house there is no longer a signal. - Who is he? - The administrator. 1184 01:51:29,880 --> 01:51:34,032 - The administrator? - I don't know what he wants. wait. 1185 01:51:34,279 --> 01:51:36,430 Commendatore. I'm going to move. 1186 01:51:36,680 --> 01:51:38,910 Can you hear me? 1187 01:51:39,159 --> 01:51:40,798 Fulvio. 1188 01:51:41,039 --> 01:51:43,713 I could not speak. 1189 01:51:43,960 --> 01:51:47,635 I go to a place where there is a field. 1190 01:51:51,800 --> 01:51:55,952 - Here I am. - We want to know the latest installment of your adventure. 1191 01:51:57,000 --> 01:52:02,199 Maybe these days I haven't told you everything. 1192 01:52:02,439 --> 01:52:07,958 If I didn't have a family, a wife and a daughter... 1193 01:52:08,199 --> 01:52:13,957 ..that they had taken me back home, I would have been a poor man now. 1194 01:52:14,199 --> 01:52:16,555 Family is important. 1195 01:52:16,800 --> 01:52:20,634 Think of the embrace of your wife... 1196 01:52:20,880 --> 01:52:24,156 ..to dialogue with your daughter. 1197 01:52:24,399 --> 01:52:26,675 You're always on the toilet! 1198 01:52:26,920 --> 01:52:29,036 The daughter is a boor. 1199 01:52:29,279 --> 01:52:33,558 In the bathroom there is more field because the repeater is there. 1200 01:52:33,800 --> 01:52:37,839 The toilet's all yours, you pain in the ass! 1201 01:52:38,520 --> 01:52:40,750 Fulvio. 1202 01:52:41,000 --> 01:52:46,518 Ou those eyes that shone looked like two beacons... 1203 01:52:46,760 --> 01:52:53,393 ..And that blinding smile ... looked like a sun when he laughed. 1204 01:52:55,399 --> 01:52:59,359 Ouando a man feels on him that look... 1205 01:52:59,600 --> 01:53:03,149 ..it is inevitable That something inside explodes. 1206 01:53:03,399 --> 01:53:08,758 I had not one heart attack, but three, four! 1207 01:53:09,000 --> 01:53:12,470 The first one when we met... 1208 01:53:12,720 --> 01:53:15,678 ..the second when he caressed me . 1209 01:53:15,920 --> 01:53:20,152 ..and the third When we kissed here. 1210 01:53:20,399 --> 01:53:23,551 I was going to die, Fulvio. 1211 01:53:23,800 --> 01:53:30,035 But if someone asked: "Ernesto, was it worth it?" 1212 01:53:30,279 --> 01:53:33,750 I would answer, "It was worth it!" 1213 01:53:34,000 --> 01:53:36,230 It was really worth it! 1214 01:53:36,479 --> 01:53:40,359 Ernesto, give us one more image. 1215 01:53:43,000 --> 01:53:45,753 (Ernesto) I don't know. Fulvio. 1216 01:53:46,000 --> 01:53:50,949 I had never cheated on my wife and subsequently I did not do it again.... 1217 01:53:51,199 --> 01:53:55,159 ..however, when we fight And I want to feel unfaithful ... 1218 01:53:55,399 --> 01:54:00,155 ..I go up to the terrace, I put a sheet over my head ... 1219 01:54:00,399 --> 01:54:03,551 And I recite that poem. 1220 01:54:03,800 --> 01:54:07,759 _ "There is snow in my memories. there is always snow." 1221 01:54:08,000 --> 01:54:11,959 "My brain turns white if I don't stop remembering." 1222 01:54:12,199 --> 01:54:15,158 Oui underneath nothing is sin. 1223 01:59:17,600 --> 01:59:21,149 Subtitles: Laser S. Film S. r.l. - Rome 91520