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[man] ♪ The party proclamation is already playing ♪

♪ from the Plaza Mayor, ♪

♪ and all of Soria lends itself to the rhythm of the orchestras ♪

♪ to follow tradition. ♪

♪ On Collado Street ♪

♪ the trumpet sounds, ♪

♪ and everyone is spilling notes that they are proclaiming ♪

♪ the parties night and day. ♪

♪ Soria, how cute you are ♪

♪ in your San Juan festivals, ♪

♪ with endless pleasures and your beautiful women ♪

♪ that illuminate your festivals. ♪

♪ Therefore, the strangers, ♪

♪ arrived from a strange land, ♪

♪ When they saw your charms, they admired each other and said: ♪

♪ "Soria is the glory of Spain!" ♪

[fanfare continues]

- [chatter] - Hey! Let's see, here...

Excuse me, ma'am.

- ♪ Soria is the glory of Spain. ♪ - Here you go, Toni.

Let's see, let's see. Juan. What is this?

The torrezno. Although in my country we call it "chicharrón".

No, that's as far as I'm going. But I say this, the pea puree.

Avocado. It's the guacamole.

[laughs] Well, you take it. Because I am allergic to green.

When you are going to eat pork fat, you want to do it without excuses,

without alibis, go for it. It's good?

Very good.

The thing is that I like the one from Soria, and so I don't trust it.

They won't be as good as Manolo's. No. Let's see...

[moans]

Mmm…

Well no, they are not like Manolo's.

They are better! Better.

Well, if you try it with pico de gallo and guacamole...

Not crazy, Juanito. No way. A person has to have principles.

Toni, you have to open your mind.

[girl cries]

[crying] Mom!

Madam, please give him a pacifier or something.

Another fool who thinks children have a switch.

It's just... Really.

- Calm down, my girl. - [groans]

[woman] Yes, like that, like that.

Mother!

Inside.

[girl chews]

[woman] Oh my God of my life!

That this unfortunate man has screwed him up.

- Well, it seems like he liked it. - Let's go.

- Scoundrel, really. - Hale, to bother another park.

Look, there's Toni.

[children shout] Hello, Toni!

[man] Hello, Toni. [laughs]

You ask me for a juice.

- What a joy! - [laughing] Yes.

Let's see, what do you want? Mari Carmen had a guard and it was either this or not to come.

Of course, not having come, because it was a joke between friends.

and these are not my friends.

[baby cries]

And what I was missing. The koala dad costume.

No man, no. That this is skin to skin.

Emiliano junior and I are creating very deep emotional bonds.

Yes, yes, as deep as your armpit, you have the child buried there. TRUE?

- Wow, man. - But what are you doing?

- Hey Hey hey. - Order one for yourself.

- That's lovely! - Damn, what a hornet's nest.

Hey, I'm going to pay mine and leave.

Juan, Juan, charge me for mine, eh?

That with this pack, if I go to the neckline, it turns out like a wedding.

- [man] Let's see... - Thanks, Tito, the payment.

But what does this girl say? If I have never given you pay.

Well that's why.

You owe me twenty euros, Emiliano.

- [screams] God! - Very good, tito, head on.

You're already asking Uncle Toni for forgiveness right now, come on.

Come on, pass it on.

Emiliano, it doesn't matter. That they are children.

OK.

Now you are going to come with Uncle Toni,

He's going to buy you some Pokémon packs, huh?

How nice you are.

Have you seen Uncle Toni? Have you seen Uncle Toni?

- Well, I want an ice cream. - How good you are, man.

So that later my mother says that you are bitter.

- And an egoist. - And a bum.

- Come on, we'll arrive earlier by taxi. - [girl] Goodbye, dad.

Oh, God, but where do those go?

Now you go around the M-30 twice.

And the girl, who has a 20 euro bill, pays.

- Come on, come on, come on, give it a go. - [babbles] But what are you doing?

- Strip strip! - Unfortunate, what "pull, pull"?

What are you doing? Get out of there.

- What are you doing? What are you doing? - Save our friendship. Yes Yes.

The twins took home the weekend drinks.

The second won the Cup, the League and the Champions League.

And the third took the little we had left, the Sunday vermouth.

Please, Toni, don't dramatize, okay?

And with the bagpipes about in vitro fertilization

You have them two by two and on top of that without getting wet.

Oh, the children! What a pest.

They use up napkins, pee outside, and then just ask for glasses of water.

You see it? Children are torture, but no one dares to say it.

Yeah, well, well, if it bothers you that much, we'll meet up when they turn 18.

- I think it's an extraordinary idea. - And me.

You are still there strengthening ties, and I continue doing my thing, my business.

That weekends are high season.

Very good.

You point these out to me.

Hello, there you stay.

Dale candela.

Stop, stop, stop, stop.

Little toys. Bah! And this is left over.

[toy squeaks]

[man] Portes Toni! We carry everything except his problems!

¡Portes Toni!

Here, will you?

Go Toni! I'll take it, I'll carry it.

[growls]

Go Toni! We carry everything except your problems!

Lolo, a little more grace, agility, they will escape you alive.

This way I won't pay for the van in two centuries.

If they don't even want to take the cards, Toni.

Look, today's diets, eh? Torreznitos de Soria.

Oh, how do you know I like it.

But the agreement says that it must be done in cash.

"Paganini", Toni. "Paganini".

Well, less bureaucracy now that we are.

- Here comes an order. - Go.

[joke] Don't even come close.

Didn't you say you had to work like crazy to pay for the van?

[Toni] But money is not everything in life, Lolo.

These ones carry, look, a Gorgomm. That shelf weighs like a dead man.

- Like an obese dead man. - Sure?

Yes. Listen to me. Leave it to the Romanians. One of those almost retired me.

Cosmin, the 30 euros that you are going to get

you're going to leave them on ibuprofen.

- [crunch] - [screams]

Goodbye lumbar, he doesn't even wear socks in a year.

- How do you know, Toñete, eh? - Come on.

[mobile]

- Oh. - What's happening?

Nothing. Some lawyers, who want to see me urgently.

That means you're going to go to jail.

Because? For a few nothings?

- But he doesn't even close the glove compartment, Toni. - Come on, close that, we're leaving.

You can't keep looking the other way, huh?

And as much as I can. I look this way, I look that way, I turn on the turn signal.

- and we go. Come on man. - [tire screech]

[engine explosion]

My goodness, right? Is this the law firm?

But horses run here.

This is the address he sent me.

- Come here. - Go.

Good morning, how can I help you?

We come to talk to Mr. Jiménez, the lawyer. It's here?

Good morning. Nice to meet you. A pleasure, Don Antonio.

Toni, Toni for friends. For you too.

Is she Mr. Jiménez's secretary?

No, I am Mr. Jiménez. His sister's lawyer.

Oh, from my sister. This is Lolo, my right hand.

And the left. Because I am the one who carries everything.

- Will you come with me, please? - Of course, lawyer.

Do they have candy?

Come on, if you bring me some olives, I'm in heaven.

But will you tell me once and for all why I am here?

Well I do not. She.

Hi, Tony.

- And who is she? - My sister, I think.

[laughs] Well of course I'm your sister, man.

I haven't seen her in many years.

Yes, more than ten. If you're watching this video, I'm dead.

I haven't seen that one coming.

Yes, they already told me that going to Uganda in the middle of a military insurrection

It wasn't a good idea.

Damn, my poor sister.

If he gets into some trouble, he goes on some trips, if that...

Let's see, Toni, please don't get sentimental.

In other words, we haven't spoken to each other in more than ten years.

Let's go to the nougat, mmm? That my plane is about to leave for Kampala.

I have accumulated a lot of money.

A house, investment funds, shares, an apartment in Castellana...

- And all this will be for… - Your dear brother.

For my dear children.

Hassan, Ximena, Walter, Ming y Kanene.

- What, he had five kids? - [lawyer] Yes, yes.

He adopted those children during all his trips,

and they will be his legitimate heirs.

Did you call me here because of being annoying or why?

Toni, how do I know that children give you hives?

I don't think you want to adopt them.

Or can you imagine taking care of five children from different countries?

[laughing] Man, it would cost me.

Well, for that very reason. My lawyer has already started the procedures

to find them responsible and loving families.

I am responsible and affectionate. You tell him, Lolo.

Hey? Responsible? You?

Well, sometimes. I've never seen it. But if.

As these procedures last approximately a month,

I need you to take care of the children during this time.

Me with five feral children? Free?

Before dead. Let's go, Lolo.

Toni, sit down!

Let's see, I know it will be difficult because you can't stand a child.

five kilometers around, but in exchange for ten thousand euros

maybe you can take charge during this time.

Come on, Lolo. These people think they can buy me and I have principles.

- But, Toni, listen to her, Toni. - You're sure?

It seems like an insult to me.

And if it were 15,000 euros, it would also seem like an insult to me.

Yes, weaker.

But, Toni, come back. Toni, we need the money.

You are crazy, you can't keep looking the other way.

That you owe a lot of money. A lot of money.

No, man, one has dignity. And take care of five beasts for a month…

That is prohibited by the Geneva Convention.

- Bah! - A month of father

It's like three years of a normal person.

Come on, another one! One more!

With this they are now Social Security, Treasury, green zone, blue zone.

You only need a fine from the Ministry of Equality, Toni.

No way. Another one for the collection.

Good morning, Mr. Antonio Benetón González?

Man, it depends on what for.

This is for you.

No, I don't take the envelopes that I don't know what's inside.

- Take it. - I don't take it.

- Yes. - No.

- Yes. - No.

Judicial request delivered by hand to Mr. Antonio Benetón González

at 10:30 a.m. on September 19, 2024.

- Good morning. - They will be for you.

This, if you don't open it, it's as if you didn't receive it.

Yeah? Well, look, received.

- [in English] And the winner is... - [in Spanish] On top of that with fun?

- Do you know what it says here? - No.

That you have to pay 10% of what you owe in 20 days.

If not, preventive detention. To jail for a little while, Toni.

You are very apprehensive, Lolo. And very heavy.

What are you saying? But this one's cerebellum doesn't work well.

If you squeeze them, they go in.

But what are they going to enter? If what they want is to go out,

Don't you see, there isn't room for one more?

We can't go on like this, huh?

Come on, let's go have some beers.

[engine starting]

- [metallic bang] - [engine stalls]

Have you released the handbrake?

Well of course. Go tomorrow...

Another trap, if that's already boring.

Come on, Lolo, put the cat down and let's remove the trap, it's getting late.

Your back hurts?

Come on, we've done it a thousand times. Let's remove the trap.

Well, it's not going to be like that anymore. So far we have come.

I'm going to tell you something, Toni.

I consider you my best friend.

That's why I'm not going to continue being an accomplice to your crimes.

Or do you accept right now what your sister has offered you?

or I won't help you with the stocks.

You'll see how in the end we get into trouble.

Focus.

Let it be known that I come under duress.

How do I know you, Toni. [laughs]

You've thought better of it, mmm? I told you.

How great is your sister!

Settle the papers with my lawyer.

Now I have to leave you, my plane is about to leave.

Tell my children that I love them very much.

I hope you can see how incredible they are.

Poor thing, what a good person he was, eh?

Lolo, be strong. You have to get over it. Life goes on.

Yes, but I have a puncture here...

If you'll excuse me, I need a few minutes alone.

Clear. Here are the terms of the agreement.

- Lots of text. I sign directly. - [lawyer] Very good.

That copy is for you.

His sister's last message.

And five hundred euros in advance.

Five hundred euros? I don't do anything with this.

You will collect the rest at the end of your order. Oh, and the address.

Tessi will tell you what its functions are.

Tessi?

Good morning. The shoes, please.

I just have to take off my shoes...

Come on, let's stay here to live.

- I don't take them off. You never know. - Clear.

Yes, they are right. Better this way.

But clean them on the doormat at least.

Wait here. And don't touch anything, right?

Small "keli".

How crazy. Look, five clocks and none on time.

What a grand affair that your nephews are going to inherit.

Ah, very funny, Lolo. Where has the Peruvian girl gone?

Mexican, dude.

And hurry up, the kids are going to leave school.

They are already warned. Here is the address.

You have to be there five minutes before, because that gets like Gran Vía.

Don't give them treats, because they will stick to their brackets.

And the lady left them an hour of tablet time a day.

And at nine o'clock everyone is in bed.

- [nods] Understood. - Yeah.

One hour of braces, so they don't eat the tablet

and at nine everyone on the Gran Vía.

- Huh? - That's a joke!

Hurry up, you're going to be late to go get the kids. Pray him!

Okay, what a genius she has for how small and collected she is.

[Tessi] Oh, now, get out. Come on, come on, now.

[Lolo] Wait for me, don't run.

[snorts, sputters]

- [engine explosion] - [school siren]

[children scream]

- This is living hell. - [boy] I got a four, huh?

- I got a four. - You are this?

- Mom, a strange man is talking to me. - But hey, don't bother my child.

But that's just a question.

Look, this is it. You stay there, you two too.

Let's see, I have a Colombian, a Mexican, a little Chinese girl...

- The Arab, Toni. - Come here, "amarrategui."

- Come here. - Who is this?

Our dear and absent uncle.

Well, uncle, uncle, eh? And move away a little, it's very hot.

- And you are his partner? - Yes Yes…

- No no no.

I'm your co-worker. And friend.

This is our uncle Toni.

They don't know him because we haven't seen his hair in a long time.

But mom was pretty. Are you sure you are her brother?

Are you adopted like us?

For me, grandma had an affair. [laughs]

An adventure? Well no, ready.

Your mother left me in charge in case something happened.

To you? My mother wouldn't even leave you in charge of a cactus.

Hey, kid, it's true that we were estranged,

but your mother and I loved each other.

And when what happened happened, I couldn't leave my nephews alone.

This touches my heart.

- You're very good, man. - And you are very stupid.

And will you always be with us?

No, no, let's not go overboard either, eh?

A few days until I find you some families in conditions.

I have a lot of work and I couldn't serve you as you deserve,

So, come on, get in the van.

- Let's go, circulate. - Come on, uncle Toni

He will take good care of you. You're going to have a great time.

I can do it alone, let's be clear.

Tony, wait for me.

Come, with joy.

Alright, up. Be careful up there. Come on, great.

- Do we have to get up here? - Very good, there it is, up!

- But what a mess. - Come on.

[girl speaks in Chinese]

[in Spanish] That's great, huh? All together.

- But, well, Ming. Are you alone? - Yeah.

- And your brothers? - Don't know.

[engine starting]

[engine explosion]

-Tessi! - What did you do?

Mission accomplished. The five little brothers are already here.

But what do you say, gonorrhea? That's not my sister.

Yes, yes, I know she's not your sister. It is obvious that you are all adopted.

Who is this girl?

Well, the Chinese one, the one in the photo!

I already told you he was wrong.

Oh, Tony. It does not look like anything.

How not? They are nailed.

But don't you see that this one has her eyes more closed?

You are with the cake, Toni, son.

[in Arabic] Let's go…

- Come on, let's go. - [girl babbles in Chinese]

These colonizers…

- Focus, Toni. Focus. - And how have you not told me?

Oh, come on, now. Go for it.

Inhale, exhale… Right…?

Sorry, sorry. A very silly mistake.

- Mommy! - Oh, my girl!

His china and my china. In peace.

And a piece of advice:

The next time, they embroider his name on his clothes and we avoid wasted trips.

Excuse me, can we talk for a moment?

No, not today, I have a lot of cast. Another day.

- Are you that unfortunate guy? - The same. Come on inside.

But that thing is diesel. I don't go there.

On top of that, I was the only Chinese environmentalist.

Come on, pull up.

- Come on, Ming, let's go. - Hey, you see how long it took us.

The guy is very crazy.

- Well, wait until he starts driving. - You see.

- [scream] - [engine explosion]

- What dizziness. - You get over it, Ming.

- Ugh! - Come on, Kanene, you're already home.

- Let's see if we wash this junk. - Gross.

Hey, for an orphan you are very flirtatious, right?

I'm not an orphan like those losers.

I have parents and I'm sure they don't drive a disgusting van like that.

Well, next time, let them come pick you up with the limousine.

Well, they do the same, because I'm about to know who they are.

Well better, one less.

- Hey. - Eh.

- Hey. - Eh.

[screaming] Yikes!

- Come on, Lolo, lighten up. - Neither!

Look, look, look. Look, Pilina. Hey, they're moving.

That this pack is finally leaving.

What a joy, for God's sake. Come on, take down the "for sale" sign, dad!

And what are these garden gnomes doing up there?

Well, my future in-laws. Hello!

[dog growls]

Come on, Lolo, it's hard for you to walk, huh?

Yes, this house is very big. It is not the portal of a block.

Well, are we all here?

And all of them, Toni. All.

Well, I am Toni and this is my partner and yet friend Lolo.

I really wanted to see you and, above all, to give you a heartfelt hug.

- For the loss you have... - Again? Don't get sentimental,

Don't get involved.

And take this and go paying some fines,

We can't have the van stop every now and then.

- [whispering] Calm down. - [Lolo] Twenty euros?

What fines do I pay with twenty euros? I don't even have enough money for pipes.

Better, so you don't gain weight. Come on, Lolo, pivot.

And, let's see, I'm not going to learn your names.

There are many of you, and for three single days it is not worth it to me.

But it's very easy, dear uncle, don't you remember?

I am Hassan, from Morocco. This is Walter, from Colombia,

and the new ones are Ming, from China, and Kanene, from Mali.

- [meows] - Oh, and that's Bolita, our Persian cat.

Persian? [laughs] Here even the cat is foreign.

- Well, I continue, and we have Ximena… - [Toni] No, there are many names.

From now on we're going to call each other "hey, you", which is easier.

Well, hey, you, I'll move on, I'm going to get my nails done.

Hey, don't even think about it! Acetone is carcinogenic and smells stinky.

- OKAY. - I'm going to throw it at you!

- [they speak at the same time] - I'm going to throw it in the trash!

- I'm going to throw it at you! -Walter!

I leave you with your cultures, I'm going to mine,

- to the nap time. - [everyone screams]

No, no nap or anything.

Now what follows is to help them with their homework.

Well of course yes. Very good, let the neurons warm up,

that I have to go to the bathroom. The prostate, which does not forgive.

- Kanene, don't start shouting now. - No no!

It's not yours, I paid for it.

[zipper]

And now? Won't I have to enter a code?

Guys, homework! It's time.

They ask me for help if they need, eh?

Hassan, you kill them. And the uncle?

He's still in the bathroom. It takes 12 minutes and 43 seconds.

[laughs] Hopefully it went down the drain.

[farfulla]

[door opening]

Are you comfortable?

It would be better with a gin and tonic, but without aromatic splashes.

Of course Mr. Is the water temperature adequate?

- Pichí, pichí, maybe a little cold. - Don't worry, I'll upload it right now.

- Wow, much better. Better. - Better.

[screams]

Tessi, Tessi! How hot

What a scald! Tessi, come back! Tessi!

Tessi! Tessi… Ay, Tessi… [grit]

- You almost scalded me in the jacuzzi. - [laughs]

The study room: aromatherapy, classical music, optimal temperature.

Well, I still feel a little hot.

It is the perfect environment to concentrate.

To concentrate... This is a "siestodrome".

Oh, the room has a sleep detector.

- I do not see it. -Here she is.

Oral. You are next.

Well, guys, study day. Homework.

Uncle Toni, you went through university, right?

Every morning, with the van, with Lolo, delivering packages.

- [laughs] - Well, guys, any questions?

Yes, in what battle did Napoleon die?

In the last one. That's very easy. Come on, next one.

I have a math problem. I'm doing two more courses. They freak me out.

Me too. Come on, let go.

If a train leaves Badajoz at 100 per hour, what time does it arrive in Madrid?

From Badajoz? Are you sure? She doesn't even arrive in two days.

[laughs]

It's just that he has no idea.

Yes, he is inventing everything.

If I distribute an apple among four children, what does each one get?

An apple between four children?

I'll tell you what they're left with. They stay hungry.

- Any more questions? - [all] No, no, no, no.

Well nothing. I stay here calmly. I'm not bothering you at all, huh? OK?

To yours.

[Toni sighs] What a beautiful chair.

[Toni rasps]

There is no one here to solve equations.

We have to throw this guy out. If he is useless!

No, poor guy. Let's give it a chance.

What do you mean, "uncle"? If you give a damn about us.

They don't even know our names, Hassan.

And, on top of that, it smells like a fryer.

Well come on, votes in favor of firing him?

[continues snoring]

Bah! Decided, tonight the Echar al Fritangas operation begins.

[snoring brokenly]

Oh, God, I don't think he's breathing.

Well, look, maybe he'll go alone.

Come on, come on, we're leaving.

- Wow! - Come on, come on.

[snorts]

We've already finished? When do you dine here?

You don't expect it.

Wait until he eats the eye.

- Oh, yes! - That, that.

- [murmur] - It's coming, it's coming.

Man, a costume party. You could have warned me.

The boys prepared a welcome dinner for him.

- with the typical food of their countries. - Excellent.

- Uncle Toni. - What a level.

Would you like to sit down, gentleman?

[whimpers] That smells good.

Let's see if he knows how to use the skimmer for something other than

intimidate newcomers.

- So let's eat. - Hey! First, pray.

Let's see if I remember something from school.

♪ What joy when they told me: "Let's go to the house of the Lord"... ♪

I don't remember anymore. Come eat. Come on.

Hey! The rest of the religions are missing.

Sorry. Yes. Excuse me, huh?

[prays in Arabic]

[everyone repeats]

[prays in Arabic]

[everyone repeats]

[in Spanish] Well, let's go grab a little bit.

Hey! [joke] Hey! Hands.

Ah, now… Sorry, huh?

Virgin of Guadalupe.

[all] Virgin of Guadalupe.

Bless this food, otherwise it will be spit out.

- [children laugh] - [everyone] Bless this food,

which, if not, is spit out.

Thank you, Lord, for these foods.

[all] Thank you, Lord, for these foods.

That, if we don't like it, we will give him a lesson.

[all, laughing] That, if we don't like it, we will give him a lesson.

[Ming] Mi turno.

Toni… [speaks in Chinese]

[repeated in Chinese]

[in Spanish] You said "Toni", right?

My turn.

Ah.

Mother earth, thank you for your food.

[all] Mother Earth, thank you for your food.

Well, everyone, right? Come on, now we can start. Come on.

I first.

Kanene has prepared us the typical food of his land.

Oh, a spoon stew. How brave.

Fifty degrees in the shade and they are throwing out stew there.

This is how your tribe jumps later.

To lower it. [laughs]

Wow…

Mmm.

Well, it's very good. It reminds me of oxtail.

Almost, it's a tail, but a monkey's.

[laughing] What's wrong, don't you like it?

Well, man, it's my turn.

Oops, a pinch. You really beat me there, huh?

A pinch, this is very good...

A pinch from here…

Yes, it is a skewer of breaded goat eyes with couscous.

[laugh]

[laughs]

[whispering] He's going to swallow it.

Well, I liked it.

I love it. Try it too,

- which is good. And your brothers. - [Hassan] No.

Which is very good. With joy, a little. You have to try it.

I've had a snack before, right?

Come on, eat your eyes. Delicious.

Come on... Uncle Toni did it.

- Very good... - [squeal]

[Toni laughs]

[sighs] Very funny little orphans, huh? Very funny.

And, Tessi, you are also in cahoots with them, right?

As a joke, a ten,

but we are arrieritos and on the road we will meet.

Well, well, now. Let's pick this up, we're bringing the real dinner.

You wanted to give it to your uncle Toni… [laughs]

I have a lot of quarters for you.

Quinoa, rice pancakes, tofu, sautéed seaweed, spinach...

What a festival. Well nothing, you do your thing,

that I have here of mine.

That? Pork rinds? No, this in the trash.

But…

Walter, if you go to the kitchen, don't throw away the monkey tail yet.

[snorts] And then you'll want to go on a diet. It's just that my mother...

Yes, look, this looks like sand, it looks like sand.

- Go. There it goes. - And then, these look like marbles.

When I played marbles as a child...

[Walter] Then you're going to clean up, huh?

What are you looking for, Hassan?

The flower of my days and the sleeplessness of my nights.

- [girl] Hassan! Hassan! - There is.

- [girl] Hassan, my love. - Cristina.

What are you staring at?

Come inside, come on. Come on.

But well... But well.

[object clink]

[Toni] You're around here, I smell you.

Oh, where is my little tower?

Oh, when this grows on trees I will become a vegetarian.

Ming is right. You like to eat garbage.

Oh, Kanene, what a scare!

I'm going to have to put a reflective vest on you.

What are you doing up at this hour?

The thing is, if you don't read me a story, I won't fall asleep.

Well, count sheep.

Come on, one, but short.

[Kanene] Mom read it to me.

But a quick one, it's too late.

"Ancient stories for modern children."

Modern children. Is this in Bable, is it in Asturian or…? [laughs]

Let's see what stories there are. Look, oops, Little Red Riding Hood.

This… I love this one. My family told me this a lot.

This beautiful one, this one is very pretty, look.

"Once upon a time there was a little boy called Little Red Riding Hood."

This doesn't sound familiar to me. Let's see this.

"His ma…" Your mothers?

"They gave Little Red Riding Hood a basket of organic products,

organic and fair trade.

Wow, this doesn't sound like anything to me. This... Let's see, let's see how this ends.

"The hunter, Little Red Riding Hood and the wolf continued dancing in the forest,

celebrating friendship and the beauty of nature."

No, man, this is not like that. This is not like this.

Yo, Uncle Toni is going to tell you the good one, the real one.

The fetén, the one you're going to like. You'll see, look how pretty he is.

This is Little Red Riding Hood, she was a very obedient girl

who lived on one side of the forest. And on the other side lived his grandmother.

She was a little upset. Then her mother told her:

"Little Red Riding Hood, take this little basket with fruits and things to grandma,

"She's a little spoiled." And Little Red Riding Hood was very obedient and very good.

He was moving through the forest there. [hums]

And a wolf came to him, and the wolf asked him:

[in a deep voice] "Where are you going, Little Red Riding Hood?"

He said: "These are to eat you better!"

And he pounced on her, and then he started biting her.

And he ate and ate and ate! [laughs]

And the wolf ate it and pounced on it and began to bite it,

and he took a few tremendous bites and the blood flowed out.

He took a knife, which was a very good knife, very sharp,

a very long knife, and he stuck it in the wolf's belly

and he opened it completely, and took out Little Red Riding Hood...

- [screams] - [Toni] But, girl, don't scream,

that you are going to wake everyone up.

But if it ends well, the wolf dies.

- [Kanene squeals] - What do you want? Do not scream!

But what have you done to my sister, dude?

Give him his Enguengue before his mother breaks you.

Do you want this? But this is worthless. This is very ugly, rubbish.

- [squeals] - But what have you done to him?

Oh, everyone, what have I done to him? Nothing. I've only told you a story.

He killed the wolf with a knife.

You will be a beast. Ignore him. He is a fool who doesn't know the story.

Oh my goodness, so much stress is going to cause me wrinkles. Oops!

Hey, stay away, your vein is very swollen.

If I were you, I'd be worried.

Africans are vengeful and master black magic.

Voodoo? That thing about sticking pins into dolls?

That's hopefully.

The normal thing is that you end up burned or have your head crushed.

Bah, that's nonsense. I only believe in the magic of the pulley,

that you can move a piano with one hand.

You will see. But…

Doesn't that doll look like you?

[man] …right now. Are we stupid?

What a night.

Look, if you step foot in my garden I'll skewer you like a kebab.

There, there, Gonzalo. Very good. You don't get discouraged. Of course.

But Dad!

But don't they understand it? His daughter and I love each other.

[laughs sarcastically] Look how I laugh. [sarcastic laughs]

But what happens here? What scandal is this?

Look, the Benetón family. Who are you, the gardener?

Well no, I'm the uncle.

[laughing] Wow, Pilina, it turns out that the pijiloca had a real family.

- Family, family... - [Walter] What?

Did you call my mother crazy, bug smeller?

If you use gas barbecue, what did you expect? Ecoterrorists!

The China. Pilina, be careful. Hide Coco.

I already told you that I don't eat dogs!

Just in case.

Come on, let go of the fence, you can perfectly insult people from here.

[Gonzalo] Get out of there right now! Are we stupid?

- Run, plug them in water. - I go, I go, I go.

- [Hassan] Stop! - [Cristina] Do you want to be still?

Daughter, you shut up, because you don't rule, darling.

[they all shout at the same time]

Can you shut up now? I need to sleep eight hours

so as not to look like a panda bear… [screams]

Take. [laughs] The first.

[chill]

- Let's see, come on, come in, come in! - Ximena, are you okay?

Do you want war? Well you're going to have it, bug smeller.

Here, you ate that one. You ate it.

- In the entire mouth. [laughs] - What are you laughing at?

- You messed with the wrong Ximena! - [Gonzalo] Come on, another one, another one, come on.

Hey, dear father-in-law, respect my brothers!

This for the family! Take!

- [exclaims] Hassan. - Good water, Aladdin.

[Gonzalo] And another, and another, and another!

Hey! That? Now what? [shouts]

Tessi, thank goodness. Put some order. Or better yet, bring four muzzles.

Walter, a greyhound.

But what are you doing? That splash lifts the tiles.

- Give them! - Thank you, Tessi.

- Good good. Well! - Come on, come here.

No? You liked your water.

[scream, cheer]

No! Dale, Dale!

- [all] Come on, come on! - Will they be...? These kids…

Oh, my daisies. My daisies!

¡Dale!

Oh. OK OK! White flag. White flag!

- How do you give up? - Mother!

- Give him balls, dad. Give him balls. - I'll cover you.

Oh, Hassan, please continue to love me after this.

I go, I go, I go. Come on, let's go.

- This goes there, come on. - [laughs] Now you'll see.

- Now you will see. - [squeaks] Be careful!

- Give it, give it a little. - Take, take.

Take!

[scream]

¡Asoma, asoma!

- No pair. - Oh!

Oh, mother, in the whole eye.

- Say goodbye to your balls. - Give it, give it.

[screams] Hit it! No!

- That! - Huh?

- Oh, what a shame, so young... - Oh...

Withdrawal!

- [Gonzalo] You give it! - Cristina, call me.

[Pilina] Here, Aladdin.

[Gonzalo] Pull, run, run.

[snores]

[Walter] Screwdriver.

This guy is going to pay dearly for last night's betrayal of this family, huh?

Don't worry, brother, this guy isn't going to shower again.

without remembering us.

- Guys, I don't know if this is okay, huh? - Shut up.

No, it's not okay. You have to tear off the anti-slip.

Shut up, shut up, Tessi is coming.

Oh, get up, you have to take the kids to school.

A snooze That the Moor had me at the foot of the fence all night.

Look, I'm going to give you the nap.

- Remember that here... - Free way.

…my chicharrones just crackle, eh, Toni?

OK OK. A shower and I'm leaving.

AHA. Quick shower.

The pig goes to the pond. The pig goes to the pond.

[pedo]

- [Toni sighs] - [whimpers]

[pedo]

[moans]

[sighs]

[moans]

[silba]

[snorts]

[silba, farfulla]

Damn, how complicated is this.

Here, this has to be it.

[classical music plays]

[dryer]

Oh…

[dryer]

[dryer]

[dryer]

I don't see, I don't see. Burn, burn!

Oh, oh, oh. This is what it is.

Aye, aye. [screams]

[sputters, shouts]

I'm burning! I don't see, I don't see! Ay ay ay.

[screams] Stop, stop!

I tell you that this one has fallen.

Be careful, it's coming, it's coming. [laughs]

- [Toni] I'm done, I'm done. - I said "quick shower."

Thanks to the fact that I got out of there alive.

Tomorrow I wash with a bucket.

Hey, by the way, don't you notice a lot of heat?

Girl, take the doll out of there.

Take it off the heat, that's not a ninot.

Doesn't that have a crib or something to be sheltered and safe?

[claxon]

There's Lolo. Come on, to the van, to school.

[Tessi] To school.

Tangerines. Guys.

Be good, be careful, put on your seatbelts, eh?

[engine explosion]

[engine explosion]

[Lolo] Well done, kid!

- What fun! - What a scare!

- What a fart, dude. - Loosen him, buddy.

Thank goodness you don't fail me, Lolo.

Hey, at its frying point.

Yeah? But relax, it's my breakfast, chubby.

You should have seen my dinner last night.

- The horror. The horror. - Oh really?

Guys, do you want a churrito?

No, thanks. The smoke from your van is enough to kill me.

What a character.

- Give it a light, Lolillo. - Here we go.

- [horn] - [engine explosion]

[coughs] Yuck!

It's just that, really, dear uncle, this is not very safe, eh?

Hopping fences is not a gondola ride either.

Tomorrow you give me an Uber.

No, better a buggy pulled by four ponies.

- [Kanene chilla] - Oh, oh, oh!

Wait, carefully, carefully, you kill me.

You have the neckless doll.

I don't make it to lunch whole.

How cute they are. She has won the lottery with these children, eh, Toni?

And you with that face. What's the matter?

You remind me of when you had your prostate checked.

I'm condemned, Lolo. That the little girl is doing voodoo to me.

- The little one? But she is a little angel. - An angel from hell.

I'm sure he's putting my doll's feet in a pencil sharpener now.

What doll, that ugly, malformed one that he carries everywhere?

Hey, respect to the doll, that's me.

You? Well look what it says here, that the first 48 hours are crucial.

If not, it will stick to you like mushrooms, Toni.

You don't take it away in life.

I'm lost, Lolo. I'm going to die at any moment

- and in the most horrible way. - That's for sure, Toñete,

so take it over there, let the air flow a little,

Let's see if voodoo is going to affect me and what my body was missing.

Well, I tell you one thing: if I die, you don't collect the arrears.

- Oops. - Isn't there some cure for this?

- Well, sure. - Hi how are things? I'm Walter's tutor.

- You must be his uncle, right? - Tiastro.

Well I need to talk to you about your nephew.

Well, look, it's not that he caught me badly, it's that he caught me alive by a miracle.

Look, look, I think I have it.

Here is a tutorial from a famous African witch,

such a maestro Baba.

But we need ingredients, Toni.

Let's go quickly, I don't know if it's sciatica

or that the girl is putting a marker up my ass.

Look, lady, if I get out of this, I swear I'll stop by to see you.

- Okay, I'll wait for you inside. -In five minutes she will have us here.

[engine starting]

Hey, do I really have to wear this?

Let's see, Master Baba

It is said that the chicken leg traps evil spirits.

And scare away the good ones. Don't see how it smells.

Lolo, it's not even 12. What are you doing?

How disgusting! But what are you doing?

- Cleanse your aura. - Fuck…

But don't clean yourself, otherwise it won't work and I'll have to kick you out again.

Do not even think about it.

Let's see, Master Baba says this will protect you.

until you take the doll away from the girl,

but you must do it before midnight.

Hey, don't spit on me again.

This one was going inside, Toñete.

I'm very worried about Walter.

We have noticed some very aggressive behavior lately.

Yes, the boy has a short fuse, but, well, he barks a lot and bites little.

- Right, Lolo? - Harmless.

Yesterday a cello broke a classmate's back.

But those are childish things.

Look, Masegosa, a stone hit me when I was little.

Here's a shot from Quintanilla in sixth for a chrome.

I am very sorry, but we cannot tolerate such behavior here,

So I hope you take action on the matter.

¿Mmm?

- I? Not because? - What goes into the salary, Toni.

What salary?

You shut up. And don't pay attention to this one, because I have also adopted him.

Let's see, but you are legally responsible for the children. He's your uncle, right?

Eh... Let's see, uncle, and only for a month.

I'm like an uncle, but for rent.

Well, either way, you are legally responsible for Walter.

and you will have to do with him the same thing that a father would do.

Oh, sure. You want me to hit you, don't you?

Yes… No, no, no, no! No.

Ah, you prefer to hit him. Better, because he has more experience.

As? No, for God's sake, no. Nobody hits anyone here.

If the only one who hits here is his nephew.

Sorry, I don't follow her.

What's a father to do then? Because I'm not very interested in this.

Well, get closer to him, hmm?

Share your interests, your hobbies.

Yes, Sunday vermouth, the ram's nap.

I am a person with very simple tastes,

and these children, to be even, are very exquisite.

Look, I understand that taking care of five children has to be very hard.

No, a stroke is hard. This is worse.

Yes, but still taking refuge in alcohol is not the solution.

- What a pain. It can work now. - Made.

One ate it! Other!

[Kanene laughs]

Let's see, Uncle Toni has a gift for the most beautiful girl in the house.

Doll Renewal Plan. We give you the new Mariví, eh?

- and we took the old one. - I don't like.

But, girl, don't you see that you can poke your eye out with the twig

and no one wants one-eyed girls?

No, I like mine.

Well, I'm including you in the offer to the groom, Fer. Look how nice.

No, uncle Toni, don't be annoying.

[Walter] I'll kill you, dude.

- You won't get out of here alive. - Now the other one.

You're a dead man, huh? I swear I'll kill you.

Hey, kid, calm down, don't kill anyone.

But what do you say, buddy?

The thing is, if I don't kill them, the zombies will eat me.

It's just that you're with that thing. I thought you were spanking someone.

- I? Who was he going to spank me? - Well, with anyone.

What did the teacher tell me that the other day you tuned a guitarrón?

- on the back of a partner. - No no no.

Pelayo's gonorrhea started that, huh?

Who said that this ring was the gold that Hassan shitted on.

A stuffy poop-sniffer, right?

It's a puddle grabber.

- A rubber casing. - Leather dragger.

- A corner-biter. - As if fallen from a wattle.

- Come on, a fool at three. - [laughs]

Hey, and is that ring you're wearing from your first communion?

No, it's a memory.

What, do you dare to save New York from a zombie attack?

Glasses. Tool.

Give me the tool.

- [video game, in English] Are you ready? - [imitates a gun]

[in Spanish] Come get another one. [imitates a gun]

There are more people than at the festivals in my town.

[imitates a gun]

Other. Come, come! Whoever you want, there are weapons for everyone here.

Come on. [imitates a gun] Here.

I'm out of bullets. Butt kick. Take and take and take!

Come on, zombies! Come! One by one!

You're going to take it too because I'm giving it to you here!

Take it and to the other side! Here and take yours!

Here, there it is. Take and take!

In your entire mouth, you have more teeth than the Tooth Fairy.

I have saved the planet!

Thank you… Tessi.

- This was the zombies. - Either you pick up or I'll warm up your ribs.

[end of game music, in English] End of the game.

- Well, another day passed. - [Ming] I'm going to report you to SEPRONA!

- [beeps] - But may I know what you do?

Neighbors' chimney exceeds N2 levels

at 0.06 parts per million.

- [beeps stop] - No way. She is crazy.

If it were up to her, we would have to dress in leaves

and shit in some cans.

No, it's crazy to carry bags made from the skins of murdered animals.

Well, whenever you want, I'll leave you one, you can find a boyfriend and leave us alone, OK?

[Ming] Me, a boyfriend? In your dreams.

My dream is for you to leave this house right now.

- Don't cross the line. - I'm not crossing the line!

- You're crossing the line. - You are crazy.

- I'm not crazy, you're crazy. - Look…

- Well, the debate is over. - [they continue shouting]

It's over! The debate is over.

Come on, Ximena, pick up the crafts and go to sleep.

They are not crafts.

It's my birth certificate.

I'm finding out who my real parents are.

Ah, are you not comfortable here?

Man, the food could be improved, but you have a jacuzzi.

No, I'm fine here, but I want to be with my parents.

Although it doesn't have the same luxuries,

I want to be with them because they are surely coming for me, right?

Well of course, they will surely come.

Who wouldn't love a girl as smart and as pretty as you?

And elegant. You left that out.

Father, I'm sure you have one, but grandmother, I'm already telling you that you don't.

Come to sleep.

[Ming] Good evening.

Good night.

[Hassan] ¡Cristina!

¡Cristina!

I have composed a song.

- Cristina. - Oh, the other one.

This is like NATO. When there is no movement in China,

It is in Africa and, if not, in the Middle East.

[Hassan] Cristina.

Hassan, don't make me get out of there like a cat.

Uncle Toni, I appreciate you and respect you,

But love comes first, and I'm going to sing it to Cristina.

Singing from a fence? No man no!

If someone records you, you're going to be left to dress saints.

Cristina, I give you my heart with this song.

Go out to the balcony and tell me you love me.

Oh, God.

[in Arabic] ♪ I swear I tried to live without you. I couldn't. ♪

♪ Come closer and leave your eyes close to me. ♪

[in Spanish] Ah, it's not so bad.

[in Arabic] ♪ Let your heart bear my heart. ♪

- ♪ I am lost without you. ♪ - [in Spanish] Let's see, let's see.

Let's sing to La Voz Kids, eh? You don't have your audience here.

Yes, there is my Cristina.

Man, relax a little, the kid gives you feeling.

It's like he's crying for me, mmm?

Let's see, find out now. That my daughter loves another.

[laughs] It's easier for the top to come off the kebab

for his daughter to stop loving me.

Well, you see how she comes out to say the opposite, mmm?

Cristina, go out and tell your father that you love me.

[imitates him] Come out, Cristina, come out. [laughs]

Well, at least get out.

Come on, keep singing that "habibi", I'll do the backup for you.

Sing, sing, sing…

Oh man, why?

Come on, kid, don't sink.

Also, you know: the stain of one blackberry is removed with another.

[Hassan] But I love her.

Hassan, forget that fence. You have to look for others,

that you are the C. Tangana of Morocco.

With that voice they don't resist.

What, do we take a hit to forget our sorrows?

Yes of course. So in one night I lose the love of my life

- and I earn Muslim hell. - Ah, it's true, you can't.

Well, but nothing happens, don't worry, we'll come out of this stronger.

Well if you say so.

I paint, I paint, I hum, where are you going so pretty...?

Well, you here, you got the blue one.

And you, yellow.

Goodbye, voodoo. To rest. [laughs]

[Kanene chilla]

Let's see, can't this girl cry any quieter?

Compadre, Kanene lost his doll.

Yes, but that was not a safe toy with so many twigs and so much sharp metal.

Let him play with the blonde doll, with Mariví.

When it's full of filth, you'll grow fond of it.

I doubt it. That doll was the only one Kanene had from her parents.

No, man, they sure have left him a little shack in Zimbabwe.

They did it so that he would not be afraid on the trip across the Strait.

They told him that if he held it tight, nothing would happen to him. And they didn't lie to him.

Of the 30 people on the boat, only she survived the storm.

Are you fine? Sweats like a codillo.

I haven't touched the doll.

What have you done to the doll?

Well, maybe... I threw it away.

[all that?

But don't worry, I threw it in the recycling.

Have you shot Enguengue?

That I was doing voodoo with the doll!

What is "voodoo"?

That? Don't hide now or make little eyes.

You tell him, Walter, how he kept me prisoner and tortured me.

Well, I wanted to scare him,

Let's see if he would go away and leave us alone now, man.

So there is no voodoo?

[beeps]

The garbage truck!

[they scream] No, wait! Hey! Wait, stop, stop.

[they continue shouting]

[snorts]

Well, we have done what we could.

It seems Looks, looks, looks, looks. It seems

But what are you doing, bastard?

Excuse me. [gasps] Excuse me, I just have a question.

- [man] But don't you see...? - What button is it?

The safe green.

- [man] What's wrong with you? - [Toni] Uh…

Do toenails go to the organic or where they get batteries?

If it is not removed, they will go to the hospital or to the other neighborhood.

The thing is that with so many colors I have a conflict with the issue of recycling.

What difference does it make! If then I put it all in the same place.

- I kill him. - Hey, hey, hey! Careful.

Well, very kind, thank you very much. Have a nice day.

- [engine starting] - And you. How are the people, man?

Well, now it's time for the funniest part: rummaging through the neighbors' shit.

What!

Has the doll appeared yet?

No, but I have filled a bag with the cancer from the yellow bucket:

coffee capsules.

Oh, and don't stop, huh?

If we don't find it, I'm the one who's going to do voodoo on you.

Here the only thing we are going to find are diseases without a cure.

If Toni threw it in the green bucket, it should be around here.

Well, green, red… I'm a little color blind.

Especially if there is little light. Besides, it was night.

We better split up.

OK. Toni and Walter,

from the shitty diaper to the dead rat.

Hassan and us, from the rat to the headless doll.

Oh no, not anymore.

Oh, my hairdresser is going to charge me double.

- [barking] - Look at my father-in-law's dog.

- He has something in his mouth. - [Toni] Yes, it looks like a potato.

A potato with branches.

What is Enguengue! Kanene, that is Enguengue!

- He's leaving, he's leaving. Toni, do something. - What do you want me to do?

- [jokes] Here, here, hey, hey. - Here, try this.

Oh!

- C'mon C'mon. - Enguengue!

[Ming] But what a beast you are!

You have killed my beloved's dog. He will never forgive me.

Tell that to Ming, who gave me the bone.

She is the mastermind.

To attract him with food, not to open his head, animal.

Well, well, the important thing here is that Kanene got her doll back. He is already there.

It seems to me that he breathes.

I see it very stiff. Let's see, let me.

[growls, barks]

[dog whines, barks]

There you have it, alive and well. [laughs] What's going on?

[continues barking]

See, guys, please, you look like palomas.

Don't eat it like that, man, it's going to make you sick.

But what a way…! God!

Toni, for God's sake. What do you smell like?

Long story. Well, trash.

That I threw away the little girl's doll thinking it was making me voodoo and in the end it wasn't voodoo.

I think I have an allergy to children. Look what a welt.

You are somatizing it.

Look, that hive is a reaction to stress.

Children matter to you and your body gives you away.

Another stupid theory from the snot cleaner club.

No, no, I have had something with each one, eh?

Call Emiliano Junior psoriasis.

The second, irritable colon. The third, sciatica.

Oops, two months.

Knackered. Well, and to finish,

pupae on my feet, which is my Achilles heel.

But if those were the mushrooms you caught

for buying some second-hand football boots.

No sir. That is the toll that must be paid

when someone matters to you. Well, now... You'll get used to it.

No man, no. I don't give a damn about those kids.

I don't care if Hassan breaks his head jumping his father-in-law's fence.

or that Walter breaks his face with half the world.

Let's see if you got Latin King.

Well, he's a fighter and he wears rings like that with crowns.

They say that five or six people beat you up to get in.

It's like the admission fee.

Not to alarm, huh? But, if you have caught it, he has it raw.

Isn't it true, my life, that it's raw? How are you doing?

- But don't talk like that, you seem stupid. - I?

Besides, no one has caught anything on me.

Believe. I don't know. How does one find out about those things?

Well, spying on his cell phone. Teenagers have been there all their lives.

Of course, that doesn't matter to you anymore, right?

Don't take away my vermouth.

[exclaims]

Come here, bug smeller, I'm going to knock your teeth out with one punch.

Come, chubby, come. I'm going to fine you!

Wow, this is realistic, right? 4D.

- [exclaims] - [bleep]

This has to be it.

- [bleep] - Neither.

The good one, the good one.

[beep, low beep]

The boy couldn't have a diary with a lock, no.

[glass breaking]

Let's see, rubbish. Haven't you had enough?

Nobody recycles here.

The carbon footprint of this neighborhood is like that of King Kong,

rest in peace.

-Hey, do you know how to unlock this? - And why are you asking me?

Oh, I don't know. A Chinese and technology is like chocolate and churros, right?

That always go together. But, come on, if she has offended you...

Fifty euros.

You are greedy.

I thought that with this topic of ecology you were more supportive.

It's a donation to Greenpeace.

For Greenpeace? Fifty euros?

What do you feed pandas, first sirloin?

It is what it is.

Please.

That I'm doing it because I think your brother has gotten into trouble.

I don't go in there. Fifty euros for the environment.

Come on, Dale.

[key beep]

Already? But it didn't take you long at all.

I can leave it as it was in five, four...

No no no no no no.

So I thought.

And for fifty euros more I can do

so you can see Walter's messages on your mobile.

One hundred euros to see a mobile phone?

Come on, Dale.

[key beep]

The environment appreciates your commitment, Uncle Toni.

[laughs ironically]

Hey, it says something about Hassan there.

I do not care. If it doesn't go blue, it generates pollution.

Can you leave militancy for a minute?

Help me get the pink papers, there's something here.

That doesn't go there.

How not? Look: "Hassan, with your underwear my heart shines."

You are very funny.

Are you still trying to paste the letter?

And what they have left, because this one wouldn't solve even a two-piece puzzle.

Well, we are very advanced.

- Right, Kanene? - No.

"Hassan, with your underwear lightning my...". This makes no sense.

How not? What happens is that in poetry

Things are not said directly.

You don't say "you're ugly", you say "you're a donkey thistle".

This goes like this: "Hassan, my heart"...

[Cristina] My heart is yours. Always has been.

This one goes here.

[Cristina] Since I saw you through my window that summer afternoon,

- and Aladdin's clothes. - You better not touch.

Of course, because this is a Chinese job. No offense.

[Cristina] Because you came to smell the roses in my garden.

I'm sorry, my love, but ours is impossible.

My father doesn't accept it, he has taken my phone away and won't let me leave the house.

And then Hassan is the Moor.

[Cristina] Forget about me and be happy. Love you, Cristina.

That Cristina loves him.

- She loves him. - He loves him!

- She loves him! -Hassan,Hassan!

Hassan, Hassan, don't change your fence, Cristina loves you.

- You want. - Yes, he loves me! [shouts]

That he loves me.

Let's see?

Yes, I knew, that he loves me.

[screams]

Love hurts, but it doesn't matter. I'm so happy, dear uncle.

Now is the time to fight for it. He begins the reconquest.

The reconquest? But what does he reconquer?

If his father doesn't even let me go over the fence.

Leave that to your uncle Toni.

I have put a triplet in worse places.

- [mobile] - He loves me, he knew it.

"We like your style and we want you in the band.

At a time where you know."

Oysters, they got it from me.

Lolo, what are you doing here?

Well, bring you a snack.

Loin sandwich with peppers. There were no lizards.

Well, I'll eat it on the way, we have an emergency.

What happened, has voodoo spread to you?

Hopefully. Walter, a Latin band is going to enter.

[engine explosion]

Are you sure this is around here?

That's what @latinoloco28 said on Twitter, that Latin kids gather here.

-The Latin kids? - Yes, the fry.

The new generations of gang members. Look, it has to be those.

- Hello, kids, the Latin kids? - Grandpa. What's up?

Well, Onda Cero at night, on Radio Estadio.

I don't think it refers to the radio, eh?

What do you want? You're ruining my snack.

Well, it's because of my nephew. My step-niece.

Well, actually, it's my sister, who thinks she's Angelina Jolie

and goes around the world taking a child from here,

another boy from here, another from there...

- Tony. Straight to the point. Straight to the point. - Yes Yes.

That my step-niece has joined your gang

and it overlaps with extracurricular activities.

You tell me where it is, I'll take it and you continue eating quietly.

Here, if someone wants to take a member,

- has to earn respect. - Whatever. What do we have to do?

Well, that "what do we have to do?"... I'm just coming from Miranda, eh?

You have to last two minutes against Frijolito in a fight.

[both] Bean?

Hello.

- [Toni] That one? - [laugh]

- What if I hold out for five minutes? - They take Walter home.

Come on, get ready, Frijolito, this afternoon you're going to have a curd snack!

Come on, Toñete. How do you know.

- Grab me the smoothie. - Go, go, go!

- [todos vitorean] - ¡Dale, dale, dale!

- Oh, Toñete. - [Toni moans]

- [Little bean slurps] - I see two Lolos. Which is the good one?

Mother, the chestboard. She's taken care of your jeromo well, eh?

Worst two minutes of my life, but everything is fine to get Walter out.

But what Walter, idiot? There is no Walter here.

We have a Kennedy, two Darwins and three Yotuels. But Walter, none.

So?

[plays Mozart's "Little Night Serenade" out of tune]

¡Stop, stop, stop, stop!

And stop punishing Mozart, you're...

But don't be so hard on the kid.

There's no place for you in the band. Thank you so much.

Cheer up.

[Vivaldi's "Springtime" plays on violin]

That sounds better than reggaeton,

but you should have told me that you play the violin.

Hey! When she laughed, she broke the four letters with a kick.

Don't worry about that. Frijolito has already been ordered

when I wanted to separate you from a Latin kids band.

Sure, buddy.

If I were Spanish, you would surely have looked for me here

rather than in a band.

You're right. I never learn.

Surely that ring is a family memory,

and I thought you were a criminal.

Well, this is from when I was in Los Reyes de Cali.

The Kings of Cali? Please tell me that's a merengue band.

Alright. Yes, I was there, it's a street gang.

[clicks his tongue] But his sister got me out of that

and he encouraged me to change the knife for a violin.

And well seen. Music tames the beasts.

And now my dream is to play in the Vienna Philharmonic.

Come on, Walter, if you know how to play something other than maracas.

Walter, still standing still.

Focus on playing the violin instead of touching Froilán Este's face.

That in my neighborhood is washed with blood.

- [man] Pelayo Falcó! - My turn.

- [sputters] - Calm down, Walter.

And hit him where it hurts the most.

- Shall I break the avocados? - No man no!

Take a look up there.

- [Pelayo] Hello. - [woman] Hello.

I dedicate it to you.

[interpreta "Greensleeves"]

Did he really get angry with the Latin kids?

Well, I bled like a pig, but I think I've earned your respect.

As always, impeccable. You are inside.

Thank you very much teacher.

- [man] Walter Benetón. - Let's get them, come on.

[inaudible]

[snorts]

[performs Vivaldi's "Springtime"]

Bravo. Very good very good. He is my nephew. He is my nephew.

- Very good very good. - [woman cheers] Bravo.

[man] It's been fantastic.

We already have first violin. Welcome.

- [applause] - [Toni] Bravo! Bravo!

[timbre]

- Hello. - How did it go?

- I am in the band. - Oh, honey, you are the best.

[Hassan] Walter has arrived, let's go!

What happened?

Well, this one has been caught in the music band

and the Latin kids have taken me.

Man, Ximena, you made me a little drawing.

It's the letter from the adoption agency.

Oh, do you know who your parents are?

I don't dare open it.

And if it's bad news, I'd rather it be your fault.

This girl doesn't mince words.

Well, let's see what the little letter says.

Oh.

What's happening? They are dead?

No, they are not dead. They are alive, but they are not there.

- So they are dead. - No, they're not there.

That there is no data. Nothing is known about them.

Then, I will never know anything about my family, where I come from and… It's over.

I knew it.

Wait, wait, it says something here, a postscript.

Oh really?

- That? -Yes, he says you have another uncle.

Let's see. But a real guy or a guy like you?

No, no, a real guy. In Mexico.

What's it called? Well, it's called... It's called...

A lot.

"Tele" what?

- Telesforo, it is a very common name there. - Telesphoro.

I'm going to Mexico. I want to meet him.

Clear. Not impossible!

- Let's see if there's a phone coming out there. - No, no, you can't leave. Because…

- Because he can not? - Because... Because your uncle, the one from Mexico,

Not me, he is going to come to meet you in Madrid. She says it here.

- That? - As? When?

One of these days.

- But when? - Uh-huh, when?

Who doesn't know for sure, but this year.

- [snorts] - In a month.

- [snorts] - This week.

- [snorts] - Tomorrow. Tomorrow is here.

[squeals] Oh, God! And me with nothing to wear.

[farfulla]

So tomorrow.

And what do you want? I'm a trainee. I wear an L.

No, you're in bigger trouble than yourself.

And where the hell do I get a Mexican guy now?

No.

Come on man. Yes it will only be an hour.

No, man. Leave me, I have to finish picking up.

Juan, for God's sake, if you don't do it for me, do it for my five little nephews.

Five kids?

Five angels, some poor orphan creatures

whose illusion depends on your generosity.

Save yourself the soap opera. If you have five children,

I want all birthdays and communions to be celebrated here.

- Forever. - I swear. Not a ball park.

Every day the kids here eating guacamole.

Oh, and I need funds to characterize myself.

What, aren't you enough Mexican already?

Do you want me to play the role or not?

This being an uncle is paying off for me.

[inaudible conversation]

Tessi, it's been half an hour and I don't know how things are going.

- How unexpressive Mexicans are. - [Ximena] Thanks, man.

- Oh, there was a hug. - [Ximena] What an illusion.

Objective accomplished. Habemus uncle.

Thanks, Toni. It has been the happiest day of my life!

Overtake that. "The happiest day of my life".

Thanks, John.

You're going to have to order the Delicias de Oaxaca menu

for your nephews' communions, because I have embroidered it.

That girl already has a real uncle.

We have agreed to call each other every birthday.

Come on, can we find out what you told the girl?

But what are you doing, daughter? Where are you going?

I'm going with the uncle. What he told me.

- As? - No. When did I tell you that?

Let's see, that story about the ties that joined together forever...

Doesn't that mean you were taking me with you?

Of course. She will always carry you, but in her heart.

That, that. This is your house.

OK, but at least a few days. So we talk more.

It will be again, Ximena, because now your uncle has to run to the station.

OK, I'm going with him. I pay for the ticket.

- It just can't be. - But why can't it be?

Because it's not that season. It's another season. Is…

Uh… Space.

Space, space! I said it already. Your uncle is an astronaut.

That's true? Astronaut?

That's it, astronaut. That is.

How cool!

My brothers will see when I tell them that I have an astronaut uncle.

And not like them, who have an uncle who is a loser.

Look how nice the girl is. But you this to your brothers or mu.

Because your uncle's mission is secret, right?

Supersecreta.

Yes, your uncle is going to be the first man to set foot on... Mars.

And it's a very long trip and you can't miss that much school.

But it is not fair. I just met him.

I'm sorry, Ximena, but the job of astronaut is very slave-like.

And you'll be better off here with your other uncle.

Wow, the best always leave.

[claxon]

Well, Ximena, it has been a pleasure.

Whenever I look at the sky I will remember you, uncle.

[Toni] Come on, daughter, let him go.

Don't miss the rocket, there are very few of them.

Good luck up there, Juan!

¿Juan?

Yes Juan. "Juan", two, three, take off.

Let's go.

These astronauts… If you don't fire them like that, they won't leave.

Is my uncle.

Oh, oh, oh.

[speaks in Arabic]

[in Spanish] Eh… I don't know, Uncle Toni. Isn't it better to send her some flowers?

No, the father confiscates them.

And keep in mind, the rent for this costs me a lot.

But... It's just that I'm afraid of heights.

Hassan, strike a more dashing pose, man. Get up and sing.

OK.

[breathes agitatedly]

[in Arabic] ♪ I swear I tried to live without you. I couldn't. ♪

♪ Come closer and leave your eyes close to me. ♪

[in Spanish] Hassan. My love.

I read your letter.

- Since they didn't let you leave, I came. - [Cristina laughs]

I have brought the typical snack from my country.

Do you trust me?

Well, Pilina, people are like that, that's it.

We put some hot dogs, which are cheap, and the snack is arranged.

Oh, the girl. The girl, the girl! But what are you doing there?

Cristina, get down from there right now. Come on.

This? This is going to be a moron's thing. I'll solve it right now. You will see.

[en francés] ¡Ataca, Coco! ¡Ataca!

- [Coco growls] - [Pilina exclaims]

[Coco squeals]

- [Coco barks] - [Pilina in Spanish] There!

- Mercilessly! [growls] - [Coco growls, barks]

- [barks] - No mercy! [growls]

Pilina, mira. Oh, oh, oh, be careful.

- Oh, it kills us. - Hey, Cris.

Get out, tiger! Out!

- [Pilina] Stop it! But stop this! -[she continues barking]

Tuso, tuso! Out, out!

- Oh... - Parad ya!

I love Hassan.

She says she loves Hassan, but she doesn't talk.

Who speaks Burundanga.

Don't you see that hookah he has there to smoke?

Do something, dad.

Take that thing down from there, mmm?, or I'll call the Civil Guard.

That's it, call! Call, and they will see that you have climbed the hedge without permission.

And I hope that the pool and the house are declared in the cadastre.

Pilina, let's go inside, it's starting to get cooler.

- How does it stop inside? - Yes, it's refreshing.

Get in? Are you going to leave the girl with that polygamist?

- Come on, let's go. - What have you done, dad? What have you done?

- That you get cold. - Christina!

[Pilina in French] Coco, come, come here!

- Come come! - [Coco barks]

[in Spanish] What a beast.

Tessi, have you seen how beautiful the melting pot of cultures looks?

Here, you earned it.

Thank you.

It's the first time you've given me something other than a spanking.

Nothing good. It was Ximena's idea,

that she is extremely grateful to you for her uncle the astronaut.

Oh, and the cover is on the way, huh? She went for some torreznos.

How the girl is getting to know me.

And from your favorite bar.

- From my favorite bar? - Obviously, dude.

What are you doing? Hey, what?

No, wait. I don't know how to use this mother, Toni.

["Cafeliko" by Jimena Amarillo plays]

["Cafeliko" termina]

Hello?

Welcome to the Mexican-Soriana fusion torreznos. Oh!

Dude, but what are you doing here?

I came to buy groceries for the trip.

I wanted to take some pork rinds because they are tight in space.

I thought you were leaving already.

As? What is this about you leaving? Where to?

Not me? To nowhere.

Far away from here. I don't know when we'll see him again.

Oh yeah? Look at you. And when were you planning to tell me, you bastard?

But what do you say, beautiful? This girl must have suffered a blow.

I forgot it was a secret.

No, no, what secret? Let's see, my love. Let's see. I explain to you.

No, no, no, don't explain anything to me. It's clear.

You're going to run away with the repair girl on the corner.

No, if that's why I was fixing your bass so much.

Don't hurt him, he's a hero!

You are going to be the first Mexican to reach Mars, right?

Oh yeah? Definitely, after I slap him.

Let's see, stop, stop, it's nothing like this. It's the one about moving.

- Tony. - The one with the removals?

Yes, Toni...

I got him to pretend to be this girl's uncle.

That?

Sí. [tartamudea]

In exchange for his five nephews celebrating their birthdays here.

Ximena, let me explain to you, because later we are going to laugh a lot.

Where are you going, daughter? Don't go, Ximena.

- [horn] - Ximena!

[indistinct conversations]

Ximena! Ximena. Ximena.

Come on, come on, you little rat. I'm going to break your face.

- [beeps] - Do it, do it!

[video game in English] Low battery.

[in Spanish] Gonorrhea, the battery.

Now I was just going to kill the boss zombie here, man.

Can I know what you do?

I think I had another controller around here.

But are you aware of the lithium you use?

Ay, shut up, echolocate.

And that?

It's mom's handwriting, right?

Yes. Put it on TV.

You are not going to believe it. It's the best day of my life!

Mother?

Mother.

It's a recorded message from mom.

Mother!

Hi, Tony.

[laughs] Well of course I'm your sister, man.

Yes, they already told me to go to Uganda

In the middle of a military insurrection it was not a good idea.

Let's go to the nougat, mmm? That my plane is about to leave for Kampala.

It is seen that in the distribution of neurons my mother kept them all.

You are right, daughter. I can only carry furniture and screw up.

And now I'm not carrying furniture.

Well, it turns out that he's not an astronaut or anything.

Maybe I'm an orphan like my brothers.

[sobs] And I'm trying so hard these years to be perfect,

so as not to disappoint my parents when they come back for me.

Listen, Ximena. I am very rude,

but if there is something that I have learned with you

is that genes only give you relatives,

and that love gives you a family.

I am your uncle with all the letters,

There aren't many, but they will always be there for you.

Really?

If you like.

And now... shall we go home?

[sighs]

[mother] Toni, since I know that children give you hives,

I don't think you want to adopt them.

Or can you imagine taking care of five children from different countries?

As these procedures last approximately a month,

I need you to take care of the children during this time.

Let's see, I know it will be difficult

because you can't stand a child within a five kilometer radius,

but in exchange for ten thousand euros

Maybe you can take charge during this time.

This man lied to us, he only takes care of us for pure money.

- We don't care at all. - I didn't expect that from my dear uncle.

[Ximena] What you did was very nice.

Well, yours too,

that you were going to give me torreznos, which I like.

[laughs] Sure.

- You don't come in here, gonorrhea. - Come on, don't make jokes with me,

- I come with a busted back. - Seriously, we've seen the video.

- Even I'm disappointed, man. - What video are they talking about?

Well, he hates children. She only takes care of us for the sake of money.

He has tremendous debts.

And, furthermore, as soon as he gets paid he will forget about us.

That's not true, is it?

[stutters] Well, what part exactly?

I hate you!

Let's see, at first it was like that, but then I grew fond of you.

Kanene, talk to your brothers. I promise you that from now on everything...

And forget about charging.

Are you abandoning me too, Tessi? I thought I was going...

[snorts]

I've lost you guys.

You will not forget them in your life, Toni. A father never forgets his children.

Father? If I haven't even managed to be a good brother.

Man, but that was your sister's fault. She must have done something big to you, right?

And so fat. Ten years ago, at Christmas Eve dinner,

He called me torrezno. And I told him: "Dyke!"

[laughs] The last thing I remember is waking up in the hospital

with seven points on the head. He opened it for me with a bottle of cider.

I'm still waiting for him to apologize...

But in the end he got his way, as always.

What's happening? Aren't you going to tell me anything?

Let's see, Toni, maybe she was also waiting

- for you to apologize. - I?

But have you seen the firewall I have here?

Man, not to take her side, but she just called you torrezno

and you outed her in front of your parents.

Man, but it was unintentional.

It warmed my mouth, but seen like this...

Damn, it was my fault.

Ten years without speaking to her because she is stubborn and loud-mouthed.

And now it's late.

As a brother, bad, and as an uncle, a disaster.

Hey, that's recycled.

Ah, you already recycle, eh?

Do you know that with the energy saved by recycling three bottles

Can a cell phone be charged all year round?

Well I didn't know it, but now I know it.

Just like I know your daughter is sleepy because she rubs her eyes like Kanene.

Just as I know that Hassan wouldn't eat this torrezno.

Chicharrón, damn it.

Well, what about birthday celebrations? What happens then?

If those guys don't want to see my hair.

No, in the end this is going to cost me a divorce.

Toni, you have to get them back no matter what,

Because, if not, you will regret it your whole life.

But how am I going to get them back if they don't even want to look at my face?

Well, a good start would be to apologize for having deceived them.

But if it was a nothing deception...

It's true that I was going to charge, but in the end they only gave me 500 euros,

and I have spent a lot of that helping them.

What I gave Juan to play a Mexican uncle,

what I gave Ming to keep Walter away from the Latin kids.

I'm not deceiving you, look what I have left.

I have three bare euros left.

Well you see, Toni, eh?

But today they pass the road tax and tomorrow the insurance.

And I still don't get paid, eh?

They are even going to take away my van, which is my only source of income.

So, come on, as soon as you finish that, we'll go back to our sad life.

Go Toni! I'll take it, I'll ride it! If there are missing pieces, I won't charge you!

Go Toni! A van with plane speed!

¡Toni portes, from Cádiz to Monforte!

Toni, a little euro. From a cart that was loose there.

Thank you, eurito to eurito…

On top of that, the Rumanoids,

that they are shooting us down with the new van.

- Hello, do you ship? - Just Married.

Of course, of course yes.

What are you saying, crazy? What is a Gorgomm?

Lolo, right now we don't have the choice.

Illusioned?

- A lot. - First time.

Our first floor.

Well nothing. You go put the furniture into the van,

that the experience must be lived completely. Come on.

¡Portes Toni!

[desganado] You bring Toni!

I'll take it, I'll ride it. If there are missing pieces, I will not charge you.

[lawyer] Boys, girls. As you already know,

Your mother, Blanca, left your step-uncle Toni

in your charge only while the adoption or fostering procedures lasted.

Yes, but charging for it, eh?

[lawyer] The process has not been easy,

Since your mother insisted that she did not want you to be separated,

but we have finally found you the perfect host family.

- [ring] - It's them.

If you have something to say, now is the time.

So are you ready?

Very good. Come on.

I miss Uncle Toni.

- Me too. - And I also.

Ugh, what a relief. I thought he was the only one.

Guys, brothers meeting. There.

Guys, I thought I was never going to say this, but I prefer Uncle Toni over those two.

But you said that Uncle Toni was a disaster.

Lets see if. But it is a very funny disaster.

[Kanene] Mucho.

In his own way he has helped us all, and we have not made it easy for him.

[Kanene] No.

And, furthermore, if we leave here,

- We will also stop seeing Tessi. - And Lolo.

- All in one. - [all] All together!

- Up with the Gorgomm! - [snorts] I can't.

- [snorts] - Don't pull on your back, Lolo.

- Pull your legs, you are more compensated. - [sighs]

- [crunch] - Oh, my guts have come out.

- That's the sash, you've burst it. - [Lolo snorts]

- [Toni] Don't let go! - We're leaving. It's gone, it's gone.

- Don't let go. - No, we're leaving.

- We can not. - [Toni screams]

[all] Hello, man.

- [Toni] Guys. - [Lolo] Girls.

But come on, guy, we're not going to do all the work ourselves.

Come on, all together!

[all] One, two and three!

[all] Dude! Uncle! [laugh]

- [Ximena] We missed you. - [Ming] A lot.

These are my boys!

[all] All together. Family!

[lawyer] Welcome. Welcome. Thank you all for being here.

This is an important act.

- Pay attention, guys. - [lawyer] No, if I said it for you.

Ah, it's worth it, it's worth it.

This is the request for final adoption,

not foster, not temporary.

Antonio, as soon as you sign this document,

These children, Walter, Hassan, Ming, Ximena and Kanene,

They will become your children. You won't be able to back out.

You will have to accompany them to soccer games

on Saturdays at 7:00, tell them stories every night before going to sleep.

They will grow and you will have to buy them pads

and stoically put up with horrible girlfriends and boyfriends

pretending they are wonderful. Are you convinced, Antonio?

Let's see, I have made moves with a hangover,

with his leg in a cast, with Lolo as his assistant.

This couldn't be worse.

- I confirm it. - Now you, children.

Do you want Antonio to be, from now on, your adoptive father?

Let's see, Toni is quite a disaster.

- As? - It's not fit at all.

- He eats terribly. -And she snores.

- Does not recycle. - And he's quite a grump.

- And stupid. - And lazy.

Hey, stop with the compliments, they go to my head.

So are you backing out?

But the guy is very funny.

And he went into the trash for us.

And he hooked up with a band of Latin Kings for me.

Kids, who are worse.

And it helped me win my love.

You taught us that family are the people who care about you.

That's why we are here, because you are our uncle and we love you.

Even if you are so...

Toni.

Well done! Well done!

Now yes, now we are a family.

Oh, dad. Oh, dad, do something, they're taking the girl away.

- ¡Cristina! ¡Cristina! ¡Cristina! - ¡Cristina!

[laughs ironically]

Call the GEO, the armed guard,

that those of this sect have captured it from us.

- That they have caught it from us. - Daughter!

- What, are you happy, Lolo? - Very excited.

Congratulations, my friend, if you are going to be a fabulous "patio".

"Yard". From father and uncle.

No, yes, Lolo, I already got it. Have you paid the fines?

30, and there are still 220 left.

Well, step by step. Just like you learned to walk.

- [Ming] One lemon, please. - [Ximena] Yes, please.

Look, Juan, I brought you a little detail. In gratitude for your help,

which has not been of much use either, it must be said.

The best we have in Spain, a championship ham.

Hey? This is like a fireplace.

This gives light, you put this in the kitchen and people surround you.

Damn, Toni, but it's the best. Thank you.

I, in return, and as proof of friendship between our peoples,

I offer you a 2% discount on all catering.

2%? You don't ruin yourself, right?

Well, enchiladas, mole, quesadillas, fruit waters for the children...

Come on, come on, try.

Well, I'm going to dare, because if I have learned anything with you

It is that you have to open your mind to other cultures.

Hey, no, but that's...

What is this? This is fire, Juan!

- You told me to bring something to snack on. - Water water.

No, no, no, that's tequila! Wait…

The guy is very funny.

Uncle Lolo, we have to liven this up a little.

Did you call me "uncle"?

Leave it to me.

- [rap music plays] - [cheers]

- Come on! - Come on, Lolo.

- Come on. - [woman] Come on, Lolo.

As? All with me.

♪ Portes Toni, with the "disimendi sari". ♪

♪ I distribute cards to take the sofas, ♪

♪ from the store to your home. If you don't want to, nothing happens. ♪

♪ We are not going to give up either. ♪

- ♪ I walk into school and everyone says… ♪ - [everyone] ♪ Lolo. ♪

♪ My walk is different ♪

- ♪ and they accept me… ♪ - [everyone] ♪ Everyone. ♪

♪ Ole to you for making it more of a debut. ♪

♪ Although we are not colleagues, and if you don't make me voodoo. ♪

- [all] ♪ Kanene! ♪-♪ she is the youngest of the family. ♪

- [all] ♪ And get it! ♪ - ♪ Always does ♪

♪ with his brothers and sisters, ♪

♪ even if they have different moms and dads. ♪

♪ And here the chorus can sound ♪

♪ just like how "lacorrillo" sounds in your house. ♪

♪ And here the chorus can sound ♪

♪ just like how "lacorrillo" sounds in your house. ♪

♪ Being you from anywhere-you, ♪

♪ maybe our heart beats for the family. ♪

♪ Being you from anywhere-you, ♪

♪ maybe our heart beats for the family. ♪

♪ Uncle Toni, only for money he takes care of you ♪

♪ until feelings defeat lies. Interests. ♪

♪ And there you realize that love does… ♪

[all] ♪ It can do everything! ♪

[Lolo] ♪ I want to give the world something good, ♪

♪ contribute to the people around me. ♪

♪ Yes, starting by changing the role, bringing out that best version of yourself. ♪

♪ And I want us to paint the whole thing ♪

♪ the fence that separates prejudice from love. ♪

♪ Let's do it with all the paintings ♪

♪ and let's not discriminate, please, not even a color. ♪

♪ Fines, many, together, they overflow. Doesn't close the glove compartment. ♪

♪ Things are very bad. Passion does not bring anything good. ♪

♪ Bad carelessness must be stopped. ♪

♪ And here the chorus can sound ♪

♪ just like how "lacorrillo" sounds in your house. Yeah! ♪

[all] ♪ And here the chorus can sound ♪

♪ just like how "lacorrillo" sounds in your house. ♪

♪ Your house! Being you from anywhere-you, ♪

♪ maybe our heart beats for the family. As? ♪

[all] ♪ Being you from anywhere-you, ♪

♪ maybe our heart beats for the family. ♪

[Lolo] ♪ Flow a la Benetón. ♪

♪ Each one is different, but all in the same way. ♪

♪ Respect and empathy, no humiliation. ♪

♪ Always shake hands, congratulations. ♪

♪ And if any neighbor does the "risi", ♪

♪ Don't get on my nerves, he's a sniffler. ♪

♪ He only wants to hurt, he seeks to argue. ♪

♪ Relax for a while, go to sleep. ♪

- ♪ In the movie there is a team. ♪ - [all] ♪ Tripo, tripo! ♪

♪ Rowing one to get the taxi order. ♪

♪ Clapperboard, courten, to be positive! ♪

♪ Torreznos in the bar, the cinema is mortal, of necessity. ♪

♪ Carrying the furniture to the door of the portal ♪

♪ in the "fregoneta" more scorched than a Monforte-plane. ♪

♪ And here the chorus can sound ♪

♪ just like how "lacorrillo" sounds in your house. Home! ♪

[all] ♪ And here the chorus can sound ♪

♪ just like how "lacorrillo" sounds in your house. ♪

[Lolo] ♪ Ximena! Being you from anywhere-you, ♪

♪ maybe our heart beats for the family. Ming! ♪

[all] ♪ Being you from anywhere-you, ♪

♪ maybe our heart beats for the family. ♪

[Lolo] ♪ You tell him, Walter. ♪

♪ Welcome to the "keli". ♪

[rap ends]

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