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Babe, I need
more shot glasses--
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Oh! Trevor?
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What are you doing
staying late after class?
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Uh, what?
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Oh, oh, oh. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Yes, teacher,
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it's me, Trevor, your student,
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wondering how I might
get up my grade.
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I think we can find you
some extra credit.
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And I want a good look
at your locker,
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I hear it's so dirty.
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Oh, so dirty.
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In fact, I'm so dirty,
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you should probably
check me for lice.
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Check you for... Babe,
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isn't that more
of a grade school thing?
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I don't think...
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I'm pretty sure we had
lice checks in my high school.
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Oh. Well, then,
let me get a comb
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and my rubber gloves.
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Oh, gonna use
your special lice comb?
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Oh, you know I am.
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Any nits or larvae?
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[Sixpack] Oh, yeah.
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Check him for lice
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you dirty strumpet.
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- Sixpack!
- What are you doing in here?
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Looking for peanut butter.
Found it.
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Sixpack,
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remember what we said
about boundaries--
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- This is employees only!
- [thudding]
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- [groaning]
- You wet-brained perv!
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You didn't overhear any...
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- None of that?
- Ah, nah. No.
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But for the record,
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lice checks are more
of a school nurse thing.
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You know, for next time.
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Uh-huh.
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Now, where were we?
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Well, Nurse Glider,
I was thinking you could
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take my temperature
the baby way.
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[rock music plays]
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[man] ♪ Hell, yeah ♪
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[Chessure meows]
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Sixpack wants
a triple gin Provencal, neat.
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Fancy drink for a guy
who is passed out.
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Sixpack's orders
get more upscale
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the drunker he gets.
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He's a reverse bridesmaid.
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Reverse bridesmaid?
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Oh, yeah. Bridesmaids
start the wedding
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with, like, a French martini,
but by the end of the night,
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they're sucking up
paint thinner
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somebody spilled on the bar.
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That is so true!
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I don't know how to make a--
Oh! Wait a sex.
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Glider has drink recipes
on her computer.
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All right, let's see...
Dap-a-dap-dap...
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Uh... Time out.
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Does she actually
let you use her laptop?
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Ah, this would be a first,
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but I'm sure
she's cool with it.
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- Stalker much?
- Hello?
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- What's hers is yours.
- Privacy?
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"Work stuff." That's me.
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After all, I'm the biz
pahd-na,
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so no probs clickety
clacking this folds.
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- Oops.
- Jesus fuck!
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Finish a word!
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Whoa. Stop the trolley.
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Relationship Milestones
Checklist?
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It says here,
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at one year you should
be living together
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or just break up.
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We're 14 months!
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- Yikes!
- Better find a place.
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- You suck, dude
- News flash, you suck.
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Open communication
is the key to trust.
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Perhaps you should wait
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and discuss this
with Golden Glider.
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Wait? He's two months late.
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- You know...
- Two months...
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- The ship has sailed...
- If he takes any more...
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Okay, look what I found.
[chuckles] Wha--
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Were you guys plotting
to kill me or something?
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Babe, these have been
the best 14 months of my life.
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The only thing I would change?
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The two rents part.
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Lisa Snart...
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aka Golden Glider,
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would you make me the luckiest
roommate-with-benefits on Earth
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and move in with me?
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Is it me or does this guy
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fake propose
for fucking everything?
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Babe, I...
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I mean, what is this?
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It's a key
which symbolically opens
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the door to wherever
we move in together.
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Chuck, this is so...
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Oh, no. The work folder.
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I, uh... [chuckles]
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No. I can't move in with you.
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Hey, while you're down
on the floor,
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you might wanna look
under some tables,
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for your fucking balls.
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[all laughing]
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- Give the guy a break.
- He got you!
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Those are long gone my friend.
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[knocking]
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Um, babe, was just noodling
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and thought maybe
we should discuss
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what happened...
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Totally. Just crazy busy
right now, babe.
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Inventorying the straws.
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- Ah! Super important.
- Oh, yeah. Super important.
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True that. Yeah.
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You know, I should do the same
with the bev napkins.
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Well, in the words
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of Archduke Ferdinand's
bodyguard,
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"I sure biffed this one."
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Totally put Glider on the spot
when she wasn't ready.
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Oh, come on.
You're following the rules
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of her own spreadsheet, right?
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I thought so. I mean,
things were going amazing
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and yet she defied
her own spreadsheet.
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Maybe she does
want to move in together.
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She just doesn't want
to move in together with you.
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Yeah, face it,
you're eating a meatball
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too big for your mouth.
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She's a devastating
killing machine
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and you got a kite.
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This is why I don't date
anyone less powerful than me.
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Or the poor.
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Shiznit!
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I mean, maybe she's not
into me anymore.
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- [clattering]
- You think? guys?
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Where'd everyone go?
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Across the street.
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[upbeat music playing]
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[man, in deep voice]
♪ Villigan's ♪
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Eat my ass,
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a Villigan's opened
across the street?
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What'd they do?
Put it up overnight?
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They have got
the franchising down.
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I am going to miss
that Unitarian church.
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Ugh, all our customers
went over there.
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Hey, can I get off early today?
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[together] No!
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We are so fucked!
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Damn it. I knew legitimate
business was a bad idea.
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Well, hold on. Okay.
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So, a competitor
opened across the street.
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You know what?
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This could be the villain
bar and restaurant district.
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Oh, I don't know.
Villigan's is a huge chain.
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They could bury us
like they buried
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Beefsteak Charlie's
and Shnazzy's Sitz 'n Gritz...
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And Tamale Junction.
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Miss those tamales everyday.
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How about this?
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I'll go do some recon.
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Get the hot goss,
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see what's crackalacking,
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come back
and game plan this bizzy.
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Gotta love Bane's
can-do attitude.
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We're toast.
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What is Bane doing?
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How long does it take
to scope a place out?
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Courtesy of Villigan's
management.
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[chuckles]
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Wait, that wasn't...
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Riddler? No.
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Villigan's is villain-themed.
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The staff all dress
like famous villains.
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That would offend the shit
out of me if it wasn't so fun.
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Well, what is this for?
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"To the owners of Noonan's.
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A gift basket from your new
neighbors at Villigan's."
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Three day-passes
for Queen of Kings Spa.
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Oh! I'm going
by myself three times.
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Um, this is addressed
to the owners.
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Sure. Butter us up
before they fry us in the pan.
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Actually, babe,
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couples spa date?
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We can get intimately
rubbed down
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by strangers side-by-side.
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Maybe, you know,
in there somewhere
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discuss today's
spreadsheet snafu...
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Uh, yeah. Or, you know,
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I never really get to bond
with the girls here
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and female friendships
are so important.
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- No, they're not.
- Free spa day.
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Right, yes, super true, babe.
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Take the girls!
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- I am shouting.
- I like that plan.
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Those spas are nude.
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Gives me a chance
to do some body shopping.
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This one has to shit
anytime I have sugar.
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Great. All right.
Well... [chuckles]
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Um...
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- [kisses] Oh. Okay.
- [chuckles]
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- [kisses]
- Wow. Yeah. Mmm.
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- Bye.
- Uh, bye now.
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She wants nothing
to do with me.
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- [smack]
- That's loser talk.
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Ow! Sean!
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You want her
to move in with you?
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There are two things
women can't resist.
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A good smack on the ass
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and solving a big problem.
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And Villigan's
is a big problem.
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You're right. I'll prove
I'm move-in worthy
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by solving
the Villigan's problem.
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Oh, and we don't smack
on the ass anymore,
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but we do send flirty sexts.
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Have a blast with
the ladies, comma,
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and I'll have a blast
for you later, period.
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- Send.
- [groans]
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[chuckles] Hell, yeah.
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Now, to solve
that Villigan's problem.
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[door slams]
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[upbeat music playing]
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Whoa!
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Wow! Whoa!
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Where did they even get that?
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Villigan's doesn't
miss a beat.
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I mean,
this is the perfect homage
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to all the great villains.
It's just like Planet Hollywood
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was the perfect homage
to all the great planets.
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But you know what? I actually
learn a lot from them, too.
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[all] Aw!
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The breathalyzer
literally explodes.
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So I says, "Now what, officer?
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The alphabet again?"
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[all laughing]
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So, now Joe's goomad is asking
why she hasn't heard from him.
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And I'm, like,
"Sweetheart, reality check.
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He's ghosting you."
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Oh, we can't
compete with this.
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- Table for one, sir?
- Bane?
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Ooh! Kite Man.
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Welcome to Villigan's.
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You work here now?
What? How?
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You know,
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it actually happened
pretty organically.
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These crooks think
they can put
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the little guy
out of business.
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We'll see about that.
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What?
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They've got a me?
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Wow, I am important.
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Hold up. He didn't even
greet that two-top.
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And this customer over here
is waiting on a refill!
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This guy is giving Bane
a bad name!
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Excuse me? Garcon?
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Does the soup contain gluten?
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Well, look, I don't...
258
00:09:05,149 --> 00:09:08,194
Well... Are we talking
of allergies
259
00:09:08,194 --> 00:09:09,695
or just a preference?
260
00:09:09,695 --> 00:09:11,864
And when they open
that patio seating,
261
00:09:11,864 --> 00:09:14,325
those tips are gonna be
off the chain.
262
00:09:14,325 --> 00:09:16,577
Well, I can't wait to see
their Fake Kite Man.
263
00:09:16,577 --> 00:09:18,537
- Can... Can you introduce me?
- Hey!
264
00:09:18,537 --> 00:09:19,914
Fake Calendar Man,
265
00:09:19,914 --> 00:09:22,083
is Fake Kite Man
working tonight?
266
00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:24,251
Nah, we don't have
a Fake Kite Man.
267
00:09:24,251 --> 00:09:25,669
Fake Kite Man, no. Sorry.
268
00:09:25,669 --> 00:09:27,546
They don't? What?
269
00:09:27,546 --> 00:09:29,048
Wait, they have
a Fake Calendar Man,
270
00:09:29,048 --> 00:09:30,549
but they don't have
a Fake Kite Man?
271
00:09:30,549 --> 00:09:31,842
[stuttering]
272
00:09:31,842 --> 00:09:34,220
Well, look, it's so hard
273
00:09:34,220 --> 00:09:35,554
to find good help,
274
00:09:35,554 --> 00:09:36,722
that also, you know,
275
00:09:36,722 --> 00:09:39,517
resembles such a super famous--
276
00:09:39,517 --> 00:09:42,103
[groans] Thanks anyway, buddy.
277
00:09:43,896 --> 00:09:46,190
- [man] Garcon?
- Just a second!
278
00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:49,026
[sighs]
279
00:09:49,026 --> 00:09:50,945
[masseuse] Right here.
Oh, there's a knot.
280
00:09:50,945 --> 00:09:53,447
- Mmm.
- [masseuse] It's very tight.
281
00:09:53,447 --> 00:09:54,907
Oh, right there.
282
00:09:54,907 --> 00:09:56,909
[masseuse] A little
ore pressure?
283
00:09:56,909 --> 00:09:59,745
Oh, I can't believe
we can't have our phones.
284
00:09:59,745 --> 00:10:01,414
[Golden Glider] Ah, this was
such a good idea.
285
00:10:01,414 --> 00:10:03,624
I am crazy relaxed.
286
00:10:03,624 --> 00:10:05,835
Don't touch my fucking feet!
287
00:10:05,835 --> 00:10:07,753
- Isn't this fun?
- So when are you
gonna dump Kite Man?
288
00:10:07,753 --> 00:10:09,714
What? I'm not going
to dump him.
289
00:10:09,714 --> 00:10:11,257
Your own spreadsheet says
290
00:10:11,257 --> 00:10:13,634
if it's not time to move in,
it's time to move on.
291
00:10:13,634 --> 00:10:16,053
[sighs] Okay, okay.
I know, but...
292
00:10:16,053 --> 00:10:18,514
I made it before I even
met Kite Man.
293
00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:19,974
It was stupid.
294
00:10:19,974 --> 00:10:21,767
And here's the truth.
295
00:10:21,767 --> 00:10:23,561
I do wanna move in with him.
296
00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:25,855
I'm just...
afraid I'll kill him.
297
00:10:25,855 --> 00:10:27,064
- So?
- Why?
298
00:10:27,064 --> 00:10:28,482
Because I can't
control my powers
299
00:10:28,482 --> 00:10:30,443
if I get super emotional.
300
00:10:30,443 --> 00:10:31,819
If we live together,
301
00:10:31,819 --> 00:10:33,487
the first time he puts
a dish in the sink
302
00:10:33,487 --> 00:10:36,240
instead of in the dishwasher,
which is three inches away,
303
00:10:36,240 --> 00:10:38,159
I will lose my shit
and accidentally
304
00:10:38,159 --> 00:10:40,327
turn him into a pool
of blood on the carpet.
305
00:10:40,327 --> 00:10:42,621
Huh! Good luck getting
hard blood out of a rug.
306
00:10:42,621 --> 00:10:43,956
Look at it like this,
307
00:10:43,956 --> 00:10:46,083
if you kill him,
then it wasn't meant to be.
308
00:10:46,083 --> 00:10:47,668
- Bingo!
- Yeah, I don't really
309
00:10:47,668 --> 00:10:49,128
- see it that way--
- The hell?
310
00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,713
[Golden Glider]
A Villigan's Company?
311
00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:53,799
A chain restaurant
owns this spa. Weird.
312
00:10:53,799 --> 00:10:55,301
Also, they said
the mask would tingle,
313
00:10:55,301 --> 00:10:57,845
but it does feel like
my face is being stabbed.
314
00:10:57,845 --> 00:10:59,221
- [exclaims]
- Oops.
315
00:10:59,221 --> 00:11:01,599
Oops, my ass!
That was no accident!
316
00:11:01,599 --> 00:11:03,059
You just ripped my head off!
317
00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:03,976
Oh, ow!
318
00:11:03,976 --> 00:11:07,355
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, no.
319
00:11:07,355 --> 00:11:08,606
[meows]
320
00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,858
[buzzer blaring]
321
00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:18,657
Ladies, I'm starting
to think this is a trap.
322
00:11:18,657 --> 00:11:20,284
Starting to think?
323
00:11:20,284 --> 00:11:22,828
How can I blame Glider for
not wanting to live with me?
324
00:11:22,828 --> 00:11:24,497
I don't wanna live with me
325
00:11:24,497 --> 00:11:26,582
and I don't have a clue
326
00:11:26,582 --> 00:11:27,833
on how to get rid
of Villigan's.
327
00:11:27,833 --> 00:11:28,834
I have a thought.
328
00:11:28,834 --> 00:11:30,336
Go kill the manager.
329
00:11:30,336 --> 00:11:32,630
What? Noonan,
that doesn't sound like
330
00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:34,006
the way to handle a--
331
00:11:34,006 --> 00:11:36,592
You think I kept this bar
open all these years
332
00:11:36,592 --> 00:11:38,886
with friendly service? No!
333
00:11:38,886 --> 00:11:40,096
I have killed more--
334
00:11:40,096 --> 00:11:41,931
- I've never... [stutters]
- What?
335
00:11:41,931 --> 00:11:43,849
I've never killed
anyone before.
336
00:11:43,849 --> 00:11:45,393
- What?
- Please do not tell anyone.
337
00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:48,312
Okay? If that got out
at the Legion of Doom,
338
00:11:48,312 --> 00:11:49,814
they would lose
all respect for me.
339
00:11:49,814 --> 00:11:51,857
Your bigger problem
is your girl
340
00:11:51,857 --> 00:11:54,527
will have no respect for you
341
00:11:54,527 --> 00:11:56,529
if you lose this bar.
342
00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:59,532
I'd do anything to make
sure that doesn't happen.
343
00:11:59,532 --> 00:12:01,158
- Even...
- Even kill.
344
00:12:01,158 --> 00:12:02,410
Do you have a weapon
I can borrow?
345
00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:04,704
I got every weapon
you can borrow.
346
00:12:04,704 --> 00:12:06,372
[Kite Man] Whoa! All right.
347
00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:07,665
Whoa! Very cool.
348
00:12:07,665 --> 00:12:08,999
Very, very cool.
349
00:12:08,999 --> 00:12:11,377
Let's pop that killing cherry.
350
00:12:11,377 --> 00:12:12,420
What's this one?
351
00:12:12,420 --> 00:12:14,714
All right, uh...
Cataclysmic Deionizer.
352
00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:16,382
It's a nice choice.
It's discreet,
353
00:12:16,382 --> 00:12:19,510
take off the lid like you're
gonna moisturize your lips,
354
00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:20,678
point it at the manager,
355
00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:23,013
squeeze, dead.
356
00:12:23,013 --> 00:12:26,976
That is actually pretty nice.
357
00:12:28,728 --> 00:12:29,937
Can I get you ladies
358
00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,689
started with drinks?
359
00:12:31,689 --> 00:12:34,066
Wow! We got Bane!
360
00:12:34,066 --> 00:12:35,943
- [chuckling]
- Yup. You got me.
361
00:12:35,943 --> 00:12:37,570
So are we thinking...
362
00:12:37,570 --> 00:12:39,572
Isn't the real Bane skinnier?
363
00:12:39,572 --> 00:12:41,741
Joanne, you're awful!
364
00:12:41,741 --> 00:12:43,367
- [all laughing]
- But you're right.
365
00:12:43,367 --> 00:12:45,995
I will get some bread
for the table.
366
00:12:53,085 --> 00:12:54,253
[ominous music playing]
367
00:12:55,921 --> 00:12:57,965
[grunting]
368
00:12:57,965 --> 00:13:00,051
- [grunting]
- [exclaims]
369
00:13:04,513 --> 00:13:06,182
Ugh! [groaning]
370
00:13:08,434 --> 00:13:09,268
Ha!
371
00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:10,936
[groans]
372
00:13:10,936 --> 00:13:12,563
[grunting]
373
00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:15,441
Oh, that's right.
374
00:13:15,441 --> 00:13:17,276
Fighting is my self-care.
375
00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:21,238
Chessure, get your toy.
376
00:13:21,238 --> 00:13:22,698
- [screeches]
- Hey, watch the head.
377
00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,533
[screaming]
378
00:13:24,533 --> 00:13:26,577
Ow! So catching me
wasn't part of your plan?
379
00:13:26,577 --> 00:13:28,913
Sorry, I've never been
good at sports.
380
00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:32,291
[grunting]
381
00:13:33,918 --> 00:13:35,878
Shit. I can't stop thinking
382
00:13:35,878 --> 00:13:38,297
that I hurt
Kite Man's feelings.
383
00:13:38,297 --> 00:13:39,882
[grunting]
384
00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:42,593
I really like him. And I never
like anyone! He's just so...
385
00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:43,719
- Basic?
- Dumpable?
386
00:13:43,719 --> 00:13:44,720
[grunting]
387
00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:46,305
I was gonna say sweet.
388
00:13:46,305 --> 00:13:48,307
And the weird thing is,
that makes me love him more
389
00:13:48,307 --> 00:13:50,309
- [screams]
- [groaning]
390
00:13:51,560 --> 00:13:53,187
Malice, you okay?
391
00:13:53,187 --> 00:13:55,940
Oh, yeah. This must
be our third date
392
00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:58,651
because I'm about
to give you all some head.
393
00:13:59,402 --> 00:14:00,986
[exclaiming]
394
00:14:00,986 --> 00:14:02,363
[groaning]
395
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,615
How about a freaking
heads up next time?
396
00:14:04,615 --> 00:14:06,117
You wait till the third date?
397
00:14:06,117 --> 00:14:08,160
Yeah. Chastity
is the new edging.
398
00:14:08,953 --> 00:14:11,163
[thudding]
399
00:14:15,876 --> 00:14:17,128
[growls]
400
00:14:17,128 --> 00:14:19,296
That's one
big fucking masseuse!
401
00:14:22,717 --> 00:14:24,093
Hi, there. Uh...
402
00:14:24,093 --> 00:14:25,594
I was hoping to maybe
speak to the manager.
403
00:14:25,594 --> 00:14:26,846
'Scuse me, mister?
404
00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:29,014
Oh! Hey, kiddo,
can I help you?
405
00:14:29,014 --> 00:14:31,976
We got you
a skinny Marga-queefa.
406
00:14:31,976 --> 00:14:33,352
Oh. [chuckles]
407
00:14:33,352 --> 00:14:35,896
Uh, well,
that's adorable, sweetie.
408
00:14:35,896 --> 00:14:38,190
I think maybe
you mean "Margarita."
409
00:14:38,190 --> 00:14:39,984
But I didn't order anything.
410
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:42,862
Yeah. [chuckles]
This one's on the house.
411
00:14:42,862 --> 00:14:45,072
And don't worry, it's virgin.
412
00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:46,657
Just like you, Kite Man.
413
00:14:46,657 --> 00:14:49,869
You know, perhaps I should
speak with your parents.
414
00:14:49,869 --> 00:14:51,537
[older woman voice]
Eat shit. I'm 47.
415
00:14:51,537 --> 00:14:54,040
I sued my parents
into homelessness years ago.
416
00:14:54,040 --> 00:14:56,375
Name's Babydoll,
I run this place.
417
00:14:56,375 --> 00:14:58,878
Whoa, whoa. Wait, wait.
You're the manager?
418
00:14:58,878 --> 00:15:00,254
Something you wanted to ask me?
419
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:01,881
Um...
420
00:15:01,881 --> 00:15:03,424
- No, I'm good.
- Didn't think so.
421
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:05,468
I'm looking forward
to flattening Noonan's
422
00:15:05,468 --> 00:15:07,928
and putting in a big deck
for patio seating.
423
00:15:07,928 --> 00:15:09,013
Big deck?
424
00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:10,723
What can I say?
425
00:15:10,723 --> 00:15:12,767
I love big decks.
426
00:15:12,767 --> 00:15:14,643
[laughing]
427
00:15:14,643 --> 00:15:17,271
Hang in there, Kite Man.
This ain't so bad.
428
00:15:17,271 --> 00:15:18,898
This place is just so fake.
429
00:15:18,898 --> 00:15:21,275
Agreed. It could
never be Noonan's.
430
00:15:21,275 --> 00:15:23,110
I mean, Noonan's,
may it rest in peace,
431
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,987
was a place where we could all
sit at the bar
432
00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:26,322
and just have a drink.
433
00:15:26,322 --> 00:15:28,574
This place, could never
provide that.
434
00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:30,826
[waitstaff] ♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday ♪
435
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:32,286
♪ Today's your birthday ♪
436
00:15:32,286 --> 00:15:34,246
♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday ♪
437
00:15:34,246 --> 00:15:35,706
♪ At Villigan's we say ♪
438
00:15:35,706 --> 00:15:37,166
♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday! ♪
439
00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:38,626
♪ A birthday is a birthday ♪
440
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,461
♪ Birthday,
birthday, birthday ♪
441
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:41,754
[Bane] It's a registered
trademark
442
00:15:41,754 --> 00:15:43,297
of Villigan's incorporated!
443
00:15:43,297 --> 00:15:45,091
- Yay!
- [waitstaff] Happy birthday!
444
00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:46,634
That is one toe-tapping
445
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:48,761
proprietary birthday song,
right there.
446
00:15:48,761 --> 00:15:50,304
[chuckles] To Aiden!
447
00:15:50,304 --> 00:15:53,224
If I had Aiden's
wish right now,
448
00:15:53,224 --> 00:15:54,767
I'd wish Glider
would text me back
449
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:57,019
and this giant corporate
chain restaurant never opened.
450
00:15:57,019 --> 00:15:58,354
See, you're getting
greedy now.
451
00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,272
That's two wishes.
Even if Aiden owned
452
00:16:00,272 --> 00:16:02,108
a money printing machine
like Villigan's,
453
00:16:02,108 --> 00:16:03,609
he couldn't buy another wish.
454
00:16:03,609 --> 00:16:05,194
Wait a minute, that's it.
455
00:16:05,194 --> 00:16:07,697
To beat Villigan's,
we need to focus
456
00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:09,281
on the things they can't buy.
457
00:16:09,281 --> 00:16:11,575
Like some good
old-fashioned creativity
458
00:16:11,575 --> 00:16:12,952
and community engagement.
459
00:16:12,952 --> 00:16:15,121
[chuckles] Yes! Thanks, guys.
460
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:18,874
I knew you couldn't do it.
461
00:16:18,874 --> 00:16:20,751
Listen, Babydoll
may be a greedy,
462
00:16:20,751 --> 00:16:23,754
ruthless freak, hellbent
on my personal ruin,
463
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:26,799
but she is also, unfortunately,
464
00:16:26,799 --> 00:16:28,968
super cute. But good news,
465
00:16:28,968 --> 00:16:30,636
I have a better plan.
466
00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:31,887
Theme nights!
467
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:33,139
Villigan's
is a theme restaurant.
468
00:16:33,139 --> 00:16:35,349
Well, we'll have
a new theme every night.
469
00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:37,518
Instrumental Karaoke Night,
Taco Mondays,
470
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,311
get ahead of it.
Hell, yeah!
471
00:16:39,311 --> 00:16:42,398
Trivia Night, but only
questions about trivia itself.
472
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:45,317
- [makes explosion noise]
- Okay. Shut up!
473
00:16:45,317 --> 00:16:48,154
Even if people liked
those horrible ideas,
474
00:16:48,154 --> 00:16:49,822
how are you gonna
get the word out?
475
00:16:49,822 --> 00:16:51,157
Way ahead of you.
476
00:16:51,157 --> 00:16:52,700
Putting up a giant
marquee out front.
477
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:54,827
Heading over to the gang
at Just Marquees
right about now.
478
00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:57,413
It's the only game in town
since Marquees de Sign closed.
479
00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,165
But wait until Babydoll
and her cronies
480
00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:00,958
get a load
of our giant marquee
481
00:17:00,958 --> 00:17:04,712
of creativity and community.
482
00:17:04,712 --> 00:17:06,797
[upbeat music playing]
483
00:17:08,966 --> 00:17:10,593
[Kite Man] W-T-F!
484
00:17:10,593 --> 00:17:12,011
When I was over there,
it was like
485
00:17:12,011 --> 00:17:13,429
Babydoll knew I was coming,
486
00:17:13,429 --> 00:17:15,639
and now she stole
all my theme night ideas.
487
00:17:15,639 --> 00:17:18,184
- It's like she--
- Bugged the gift basket?
488
00:17:18,184 --> 00:17:20,686
- It was in the fruitcake.
- Why didn't you tell me?
489
00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:21,854
I don't work for you.
490
00:17:23,064 --> 00:17:25,399
Noonan, I'm not a big
cured meats guy,
491
00:17:25,399 --> 00:17:27,610
does charcuterie always tick?
492
00:17:27,610 --> 00:17:29,236
Fire in the hole!
493
00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:31,906
[boom]
494
00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:34,075
[Bane] 'Splosion!
495
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:36,369
[screams]
496
00:17:37,703 --> 00:17:39,705
[grunting]
497
00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:45,252
[masseuse laughs]
498
00:17:47,338 --> 00:17:49,548
Oh! I like that torso.
499
00:17:50,508 --> 00:17:52,259
- [smack]
- [exclaims]
500
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:54,220
I hate effort.
501
00:17:54,220 --> 00:17:56,305
Dear God,
my forehead is crying.
502
00:17:59,683 --> 00:18:00,684
[straining]
503
00:18:01,685 --> 00:18:02,728
[grunts, groans]
504
00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:03,688
[thud]
505
00:18:04,605 --> 00:18:05,481
Ugh!
506
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:12,613
Is this on?
507
00:18:12,613 --> 00:18:13,823
Can they...
They can see me, right?
508
00:18:13,823 --> 00:18:15,491
- Damn! Babydoll?
- Who?
509
00:18:15,491 --> 00:18:16,701
Babydoll.
510
00:18:16,701 --> 00:18:18,744
The former child star
of the stupid sitcom
511
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:20,746
- Love That Baby.
- Hated that show.
512
00:18:20,746 --> 00:18:22,415
Oh, it sucked!
513
00:18:22,415 --> 00:18:24,250
Although, did you see the one
where Baby becomes a lawyer?
514
00:18:24,250 --> 00:18:25,584
Oh, yeah, I like that one.
515
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:27,128
And the one where
Baby gets an abortion?
516
00:18:27,128 --> 00:18:28,254
[laughs]
517
00:18:28,254 --> 00:18:29,880
I directed that one, actually.
518
00:18:29,880 --> 00:18:31,340
Still waiting
on my residuals.
519
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,717
[chuckles] Look, bitches,
520
00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:35,136
no amount of fight
will save you
521
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:36,137
or your precious bar.
522
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:37,471
You listen to me,
523
00:18:37,471 --> 00:18:39,390
my boyfriend
and I just bought that bar
524
00:18:39,390 --> 00:18:41,600
and no second-rate
tacky chain restaurant
525
00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:43,728
is going to end our dreams
of turning it into
526
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:46,272
the most moderately successful
local dive bar
527
00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:48,983
in greater east Gotham,
north of 47th!
528
00:18:48,983 --> 00:18:51,277
- You got that?
- Oh, I got it.
529
00:18:51,277 --> 00:18:53,362
- Boyfriend, huh?
- As a matter of fact,
530
00:18:53,362 --> 00:18:55,614
my soon to be
live-in boyfriend.
531
00:18:55,614 --> 00:18:57,450
We still talking about this?
532
00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:58,659
Well, I hope you're
not talking about Kite Man,
533
00:18:58,659 --> 00:19:01,162
because I'm afraid he's dead.
534
00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:03,039
- What?
- [child's voice]
He go boom boom!
535
00:19:03,039 --> 00:19:04,582
[laughs]
536
00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:06,250
[older woman voice]
So unless he's bomb proof,
537
00:19:06,250 --> 00:19:08,044
and I know he's not,
because I've heard his jokes,
538
00:19:08,044 --> 00:19:09,795
Kite Man is very dead.
539
00:19:11,964 --> 00:19:13,632
[screams]
540
00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:14,967
Oh, this is bad.
541
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:16,302
Take cover!
542
00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:18,179
[screeching]
543
00:19:18,179 --> 00:19:19,805
[slashing]
544
00:19:24,769 --> 00:19:27,313
Hmm, nice fucking throw,
Kite Man.
545
00:19:27,313 --> 00:19:28,564
Uh, well, thanks.
546
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:30,608
Nine-time intramural
disc golf champ.
547
00:19:30,608 --> 00:19:32,485
There's actually
a pretty sweet course
548
00:19:32,485 --> 00:19:33,944
over by the Gotham airport
549
00:19:33,944 --> 00:19:34,987
if you ever want to get in--
550
00:19:34,987 --> 00:19:37,198
Goddamnit! Are you kidding me?
551
00:19:37,198 --> 00:19:38,824
I'm trying to make
Regional Supervisor
552
00:19:38,824 --> 00:19:41,744
and a property insurance
claim is not helping.
553
00:19:41,744 --> 00:19:45,331
You're paying for a new
revolving door, cocksucker!
554
00:19:45,331 --> 00:19:47,291
I don't think so, Babydoll.
555
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:48,501
- [grunting]
- [groans]
556
00:19:48,501 --> 00:19:51,253
Kite Man,
kick her sorry little ass.
557
00:19:51,253 --> 00:19:52,588
I'm not hitting a child.
558
00:19:52,588 --> 00:19:54,965
- [thud]
- Ah, Jesus Christ!
559
00:19:54,965 --> 00:19:57,635
Babydoll, Noonan's
isn't going anywhere,
560
00:19:57,635 --> 00:20:00,221
so we're just gonna have
to find a way to live together.
561
00:20:00,221 --> 00:20:02,848
[grunts] You mean
like your dumb girlfriend
562
00:20:02,848 --> 00:20:04,016
you're moving in with?
563
00:20:04,016 --> 00:20:05,518
- Who told you that?
- She did.
564
00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:07,603
She said
you're moving in together,
565
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:10,189
only problem is,
next thing she did
566
00:20:10,189 --> 00:20:12,566
was die!
567
00:20:12,566 --> 00:20:14,652
[laughs]
568
00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,616
[growling]
569
00:20:20,616 --> 00:20:22,702
[panting]
570
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:25,037
Oh, fuck!
571
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:29,875
Oh, no. Oh, no. Oh, shit.
572
00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:32,294
Ew, when did French braids
come back?
573
00:20:32,294 --> 00:20:34,046
- Malice, you're...
- Fine.
574
00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:35,840
I'm immortal, remember?
575
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:36,966
Oh, what about Fables?
576
00:20:36,966 --> 00:20:38,926
What about me? I'm right here.
577
00:20:38,926 --> 00:20:40,469
What do you think?
578
00:20:40,469 --> 00:20:41,804
Your kill-everything tantrum
made a perfect buffet
579
00:20:41,804 --> 00:20:43,139
of parts in there.
580
00:20:43,139 --> 00:20:45,057
- I look good.
- [sighs]
581
00:20:45,057 --> 00:20:46,600
Oh, my God. Chuck!
582
00:20:48,144 --> 00:20:49,186
Can you believe this shit?
583
00:20:49,186 --> 00:20:50,312
You see the appetizers?
584
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:51,772
They want $17.99
585
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,315
for the Riddler
soup of the day?
586
00:20:53,315 --> 00:20:54,734
Like we're suckers!
587
00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:58,904
Listen, Kite Man,
588
00:20:58,904 --> 00:21:01,198
I am sorry
about Golden Glider.
589
00:21:01,198 --> 00:21:04,035
I mean, you know,
there just are no words.
590
00:21:04,035 --> 00:21:05,369
That being said,
591
00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:06,579
how about I try
some more words
592
00:21:06,579 --> 00:21:08,039
and see if we land
on any of that--
593
00:21:08,039 --> 00:21:09,415
[door opens]
594
00:21:09,415 --> 00:21:11,083
- Babe!
- Babe!
595
00:21:14,003 --> 00:21:15,337
[together] I thought
you were dead.
596
00:21:15,337 --> 00:21:16,922
Jinx. Double jinx.
597
00:21:16,922 --> 00:21:18,340
I've... I've got something
to tell you.
598
00:21:18,340 --> 00:21:19,550
Oh, shut up!
599
00:21:19,550 --> 00:21:21,343
I have to tell you
something first.
600
00:21:21,343 --> 00:21:23,763
Chuck, I want
to move in with you.
601
00:21:23,763 --> 00:21:25,181
I always have.
602
00:21:25,181 --> 00:21:26,348
I was just afraid
603
00:21:26,348 --> 00:21:27,892
I'd accidentally
kill you, okay?
604
00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:28,768
Seriously?
605
00:21:28,768 --> 00:21:30,436
Babe, I'd rather
be killed by you
606
00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:32,271
than be alive
with anyone else.
607
00:21:32,271 --> 00:21:33,481
Oh, babe!
608
00:21:33,481 --> 00:21:35,608
Truth is, I'd rather kill you
609
00:21:35,608 --> 00:21:37,651
than see you alive
with anyone else.
610
00:21:37,651 --> 00:21:39,987
The down-on-one-knee
shit again?
611
00:21:39,987 --> 00:21:41,822
Charles "Kite Man" Brown,
612
00:21:41,822 --> 00:21:45,242
would you make me the luckiest
roommate-with-benefits ever
613
00:21:45,242 --> 00:21:46,494
and move in with me?
614
00:21:46,494 --> 00:21:49,246
I do! A thousand times do!
615
00:21:49,246 --> 00:21:51,040
He do-dos!
616
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:53,167
It is beyond humiliating
617
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:55,294
to be fired by a child.
618
00:21:55,294 --> 00:21:57,463
I am never going
619
00:21:57,463 --> 00:22:00,966
to Villigan's again!
620
00:22:00,966 --> 00:22:02,843
Hell, yeah!
621
00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,428
Wait, what did you
want to tell me?
622
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:06,722
Oh, uh, well,
it's better if I show you.
623
00:22:06,722 --> 00:22:08,641
[Babydoll in child's voice]
Daddy, please no!
624
00:22:08,641 --> 00:22:10,309
- [Kite Man grunting]
- Stop, Daddy!
625
00:22:10,309 --> 00:22:12,144
See, that I respect.
626
00:22:12,144 --> 00:22:13,479
That's how I was raised.
627
00:22:13,479 --> 00:22:15,314
Thanks. But you guys
don't think this
628
00:22:15,314 --> 00:22:16,482
makes me look like a jerk?
629
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,567
[all disagree half-heartedly]
630
00:22:18,567 --> 00:22:20,152
[Bane] Yeah, but who cares?
631
00:22:21,487 --> 00:22:23,656
[rock music playing]
632
00:22:50,349 --> 00:22:52,059
[man] ♪ Hell, yeah ♪
633
00:22:52,059 --> 00:22:57,059
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