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Whoa!

Total domination!

I am the master of

attic-stuff mini-golf!

From the mighty

Swiss Alps

to the badlands of

Dipper's old laundry

where man

fears to tread.

All right,

let a pro on the field.

Uh, floor. Whatever.

Stan:

Ow! My head!

It hit me

right in the head!

Yes! Stan shot!

Is that legal?

The judges say

it's out of bounds.

- You're out of bounds!

- Hey! Stop it!

Hey, Dipper, I gotta go hang out

with Candy and Grenda tonight.

Aw, again?

You can't leave mid-game!

Don't be silly,

I'm not leaving!

My friends are

coming to me!

Wait, what?

Oh, no.

No, no, no!

Sleeping bags?

Rom-coms?

Calling All Boys

preteen edition?

You're not having a...

both:

Sleepover!

♪♪

Mabel: Okay, so

how much do you like boys?

So much!

Boys make me

think about kissing.

- Candy, oh my gosh!

- Oh.

We are so

crazy tonight!

Who wants to smear

makeup on my face?

Ugh, you're already

so beautiful, Grenda.

What would be the point?

Beautiful! Beautiful!

Mabel! Do you think you

can do this somewhere else?

You're laughing at frequencies

only dogs should hear!

Come on,

it's not that bad.

You know what

your brother needs?

A makeover?

Hey, Soos, can I sleep

in your break room tonight?

Of course, dude.

You've just gotta make your body

go like a video game puzzle block.

Beep-e-do-boop. Boop. Beep.

Beepy-de-boop. Bop-boop. Boop

The trick is to

hold perfectly still.

- Ow! Wait, wait.

- Ow! Wait, wait.

- Ow! Wait, wait.

I think I'll sleep somewhere else.

- Ow! Ow! Ow!

- Actually felt good that time. Ow! Wait, wait.

Sleeping under the stars.

Not bad.

Get off!

Get away!

all: You go, girl!

This is still better.

Ugh.

What happened last night?

Whoa!

What's up, party girl?

I don't know what I was kissing

in there, but I have no regrets.

Candy falls down now!

That was awesome, girls.

See you again soon!

Hey, brother. You want any

of this leftover pizza?

It's got glitter on it!

Mabel, last night an owl

tried to eat my tongue.

That's great.

No, it's not great!

This is impossible to live with!

What? I'm delightful

to live with!

Get ready to be poked

by the fun stick!

- Boop!

- Aah!

Mabel, I've had it

with the fun stick.

You've totally

wrecked our room.

And oh no!

Our mini golf course!

Yeah.

Grenda sure loves

breaking things.

Mabel, we need to lay down

some ground rules

if we're going to be

living in this room together.

First of all:

no sleepovers.

What? If I

can't have sleepovers,

then you can't keep me up every night

with your summer reading.

How does reading

keep you up?

Oh.

Interesting.

- But who stole the capers?

Tch, tch, tch, tch, tch.

- Aah!

Well, at least my braces

don't whistle when I breathe.

At least I wash my clothes

once in a while.

Washing clothes is a waste of time.

I'm a busy guy.

Meow, meow,

meow, meow, meow.

All right, if you "meow"

one more time...

Meow, meow, meow!

Okay, that's it!

That's the final straw!

Maybe we shouldn't

share a room any more.

Well...

Well, maybe we shouldn't.

- Fine by me.

- Double-fine by me.

Then we need to talk to

Grunkle Stan about moving rooms.

Yeah, he's a reasonable guy.

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Fight! Fight! Fight!

Announcer on TV:

Baby Fights!

TV.

It knows what I want.

Grunkle Stan,

we want different rooms.

Ha! And I want

a pair of magic money pants.

It's not gonna happen.

Magic money pants?

Come on, Grunkle Stan. Can't

we work something out?

Look, kid, there's my room

and the attic. That's it.

Whaddya think, there's some kind

of secret, hidden room in the Shack?

Soos: Dudes, I found some kind of

secret, hidden room in the Shack!

Okay, so I was cleaning up

behind this bookcase

when boom! Mystery door!

This old shack is full of weird secrets.

- Whoa!

Classy.

"Experiment seventy-eight."

Grunkle Stan?

What is this place?

I don't know. Just another

room I gotta clean up now.

This carpet is amazing!

Yeah, if you're into

things that are terrible.

Problem solved!

I'll move in here.

What? Why do you

automatically get the room?

We both saw it

at the same time.

Wait a second. So you

both want this room, huh?

I guess I'll give it to whichever

one of you I like more.

Uh-oh.

Looks like my shoe's untied.

Dipper: Give it to me!

To the kitchen!

Fight! Fight! Fight! Fight!

Soos: Whoa.

I don't know, dudes. This room

gives me major creep-o vibes.

You know, the attic

is a pretty good space.

Maybe you two should

appreciate what you've got.

- I gotta have that room!

- Grunkle Stan!

Huh. Hey, what do I know?

Maybe there's nothing creepy

going on in this room.

Stan: All right kids, here's how it's gonna go

down.

Whoever sucks up the hardest

gets the key to the new room.

Grunkle Stan, we're not gonna suck

up to you just to get the new room.

- Yeah we are!

- Ten suck up points for Mabel.

I mean, uh,

yeah we are.

Trying too hard.

Minus 15 suck up points.

- What?!

- Good decision, Grunkle Stan!

Trying way too hard!

Plus 50 suck up points! Ha ha!

Now, who wants to re-tile the roof

in searing a hundred and five degree heat?

- Me, me, me! No, Dipper, give it here!

- Me, me! I'll do it!

- Ah, Stan, you're a good uncle.

Mabel:

I'll kill you!

Dipper, you're

phoning it in!

Ah.

Man, that's refreshing.

Ten suck up points

for this lemonade.

Thank you, Stan.

Ho-ho! Ten more

for politeness.

Oh, and so sweet!

All these chores will be

worth it when I get this room.

Shag carpeting?

Come on.

Hey brother,

don't get too comfortable.

I just made Stan an omelet

shaped like his own face.

I have seen

the face of beauty.

Face it.

I'm like a suck up ninja.

This room's

as good as mine.

You might as well give up now.

- What do you say?

- I say I'm gonna win this room somehow,

and when I do, I'll

finally have my own space

I will never have to share

anything ever again!

both screaming)

Dipper:

Ugh... What happened?

Mabel : Dipper? Why

are you wearing my clothes?

And my...

Face!

Mabel:

Am I in your body?

Dipper:

Am I in your body?

Mabel:

Get out! Get out! Get out!

Dipper : This isn't happening.

This isn't happening. This isn't happening.

Dipper : Great, just what we need.

More Gravity Falls weirdness.

Mabel:

This is stupid!

Sharing a room was bad enough.

Now we're sharing bodies?

Dipper : Ugh, braces are

horrible. It's like my mouth hates me!

And what are these things?

Mabel : I wanna know

why you're so sweaty! And awkward.

Dipper:

Hey, look! Experiment seventy-eight!

"Electron Carpet."

Atoms can swap electrons.

This carpet must build up a static charge

so powerful it can swap minds.

It was the static electricity. Maybe,

we could use it to switch back!

Mabel:

Phew. Glad I'm switching back.

If I was you,

I would totally lose the contest.

Dipper : And if I was you,

which I am, I could sabotage myself!

Then Mabel would lose all her points

and the room would go to Dipper!

Mabel:

Wait, what?

Dipper : Oh, Stan!

I've always hated you!

See who he gives

the room to now!

Mabel : No! Wait!

Tie your shoes!

Mm. Those cannibals are onto

something, I taste delicious!

Dipper:

Grunkle Stan!

What's the word, Mabel?

Dipper:

That's right! It's me, Mabel!

If you like that omelet, you'll love this:

a sandwich made out of rocks!

Candy rocks?

Dipper:

Regular rocks!

Keep that up, and I'll be

giving your brother this key.

Dipper:

I mean, darn.

Mabel : Hey, Grunkle Stan!

Your face looks like a butt!

- What?

Mabel : Breaking stuff is so much fun!

I am Dipper and I stink!

Dipper : Mabel's gone

bananas! Bing! Zow! Balow!

Well! This is getting weird.

Dipper : Wait! Are you gonna

dock Mabel points?

Mabel : Dipper should

lose all his points! Ah!

Dipper:

Grunkle Stan!

Waddles, you got it good, bro.

You got no worries.

I mean, nobody thinks it's cute

when I lie naked on the living room floor.

I wish I could be a pig.

Soos : Yes! I should

do out loud wishing more often.

Is that a corn cob I spy?

I got little legs!

Waddles:

Hey, Soos, what's up?

Have you seen my--

Uh, I'll come back later.

Dipper : Grunkle Stan,

come back! I have more terrible things to do!

You're toast, Mabel!

That room's as good as mine!

There you are, Mabel!

Attack her with love!

Yeah!

Candy and Grenda:

Sleepover!

Dipper : What?

No! No, no, no!

Mabel : Dipper?

Hey, wait! Wait, come back!

Hey! Uh, could I talk to my,

um, sister for a sec?

This is a sleepover, buddy.

No boys allowed!

Dipper : Look, guys, I'm not

really in a sleepover mood right now.

One of my irrational girl

mood swings, you know?

Right? Don't we have those?

Come on! My mom's

age-inappropriate romance novels

aren't going to

read themselves! Whoo-hoo!

"Wolfman Bare Chest."

Mabel:

Ooh.

Dipper :

Really, I should probably, uh--

Come on! You know

you love it!

"My name is Gerard. I am a

werewolf, creature of the night,

but I am also a creature of passion."

Mabel:

Gerard is just so fierce.

What's going on, Dipper?

Ah. You're at that creepy age

where you spy on girls, huh?

Guess it's time we had

a man-to-man talk

about the birds

and the bees, you know.

Mabel:

I, I should really be goi—

No way out of it!

Look, it all begins with this

little fella, the pituitary gland.

He may be little,

but he has big plans.

Soos : I wonder what

rollicking adventures I'll stumble into.

A mud puddle! Do I dare

live out the cliché?

McGucket, McGucket,

McGucket! Wow!

Soos : I'm a pig!

Oink, oink, right?

Free meal!

Soos : No! Don't eat me!

I'm a man trapped in a pig's body!

That's what they all say!

Soos:

Help! Police!

A bearded witch

chasing a talking pig!

My horoscope came true.

Now read mine!

- What are you? Gemini?

- You knew?

Yeah, of course, I knew!

And now you know

where babies come from.

Mabel:

Goodbye, childhood.

You know, I find you

more likable today than usual.

Maybe you could still win

that game after all.

Mabel : Huh?-I was gonna

give that new room to Mabel--

Mabel : No, you should!

Give it to Mabel!

You big jerk!

What did you say to me?

Mabel:

I said, uh, shut up, old man!

You're fat and dumb, and

you're a dummy, and take that!

Finally standing up to me, huh?

I love it!

You know, I've made up my mind.

The room belongs to you, Dipper.

Mabel : You can't!

You have to give it to Mabel!

Shh. You had me at

"shut up, old man."

Mabel:

No!

The end.

Dipper:

Phew.

Grenda: Now for

the thirty-eight sequels!

Dipper:

No!

'm gonna make you into bacon!

Soos :

That sounds pretty good. Wait, I mean,

no!

Three, four, five. It's him!

My dream date!

Hello?

Hello, baby, this is Kevin.

My beach house has room for two.

Kevin has the voice of a robot.

Don't ruin this for me, Candy!

It's your turn, Mabel.

Dipper:

I gotta win the room.

Stan! It's me, Mabel!

I'm doing things you hate!

Mabel : It's over,

Dipper. Stan gave you the room.

Dipper:

Yes! All right!

Well, let's switch

bodies then, and I can start moving in!

Mabel : Wait a minute. You can't

have the room, if you can never get in!

Dipper:

Hey, come back!

Dipper:

Come on!

Open the door, Dipper!

I mean, Mabel.

How am I ever

gonna get in there?

Hmm.

Kevin, for the last time,

I am not interested!

How could you

say that to Kevin?

Dipper:

Hey, girls!

Who wants to give

my brother a makeover?

Oh, good, Soos.

You got a second?

Look, times are tough, uh,

economy or something, etcetera.

Basically, I have to

cut your pay.

Wh-what are you doing?

Is this some sort of negotiating tactic?

'Cause it's not gonna work!

Fine! I was lying! I'll give you a

raise! Just never do that again.

Ugh! Nightmare!

Can you help me?

I'm looking for directions.

Oh, you'll show me the way?

Such a gentleman!

Candy and Grenda:

It's Candy and Grenda!

Mabel:

Friends!

Hey, guys! What's up?

Dipper? W-wait!

Don't let him in here!

- Makeover!

Mabel : No, no, no! Stop! Stop!

Whoa! Whoa! No!

We're gonna make you

so hot!

Mabel :Wait, no! Stop!

Guys, you have to listen to me! No!

Dipper : Good job, ladies!

Now, let me just add one final touch!

Ooh, uh.

Ah. My body! I'm a genius!

Ugh. All right, Mabel,

the room is mine.

Wait, hold on here.

What just happened?

Ugh. I barely understand it.

All I know is if you shuffle

your feet on this carpet,

you can switch

bodies or whatever.

- Zip-zip!

- No!

Dipper:

Aw, come on!

Candy:

I am a boy now!

What's up, bro?

Lets grow some moustaches!

Dipper, give me

that key back!

Guys! Stop fighting!

Dipper : Oh, no! Then again,

I like having muscles for once.

Grenda : Wow! Now

I have tiny little doll hands!

Mabel : Everybody, look.

Swap back in three, two...

Soos : Oh, dude!

- Come back! I wanna deep fry your ears!

Dipper:

No! Give me my body back!

TV announcer:

Tonight on Baby Fights!

Tensions rise between Madison

and Avery at Baby Fight headquarters.

Mabel : Give me my body back!

Candy : I want my body!

Grenda:

Cool! I'm Santa Claus!

Old Man McGucket:

Whoo-ee! I've regained my innocence!

Dipper : Well,

I guess I'm a pig now. So that's a thing.

Soos :This body's

not that different from my old one.

We got some reports

of excessive giggling.

Blubs : My horoscope

didn't say anything about this!

Durland : What's

happening to me? Ow! Ow!

Candy:

I am a police officer now!

Grenda:

Let's go get some perps, Candy!

Dipper : Give me that key, Mabel!

- Never!

Mabel, are you you?

Yeah, I'm me.

Well, I've got the key!

Mabel! The room's mine!

Give it to me!

What's with you? Why do you

need that room so bad?

I never even wanted to move out!

Me either!

Wait, what? Say that again.

I--I never wanted to move out.

Then what was all this?

Everything was fine until you started bringing

your friends around every night.

I mean, hanging out with you

this summer has been fun.

But--now, you're always with Candy and Grenda.

And I'm, like, just left behind.

Aw, Dipper...

It's okay. I've just been

having a hard time.

You wouldn't understand

what I'm going through.

You're probably feeling

awkward and sweaty, huh?

Yeah. How did you know?

Here. I won't fight you for it.

Thanks.

Well, it looks like

everyone's back to normal!

Except for Soos, who may

be a pig permanently?

Oh, no, I changed back.

At least, I think I did.

I'll still eat ya.

Okay, pal, that's enough

of that. Move it along.

Mabel: Move it along,

weird old man.

Huh, I guess being a pig

wasn't that great after all.

Hey, let me get that spot

you can never reach.

Hey, I've been thinking, and

the answer is yes! I will marry you!

Wait, I don't

remember anything about a--

Oh, all right.

Ah. There.

Ah, a man in his own space.

That's right! Finally.

So what are you gonna do

with this old thing?

Get rid of it.

You got it.

Yeesh, this carpet's ugly.

Ah. Finally, my own room.

Good night, Mabel.

Good night, Dipper.

Hey, um, do you wanna

have a sleepover?

Fore!

Stan:

Why am I even out here at night?

So, what are we gonna do

with that new room?

I gave it to Soos to replace

that horrible break room he has.

Hey, do you know what

the deal was with that lady?

I just don't think

I can do this anymore.

You just seem so different.

Look, dude, uh, I'm playing

a little bit of catch up here.

I was in a pig's body for most of the day.

What's going on?

Can we kiss again?

Is, is that an option?

Ow! Wait, wait.