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Zombie attack? Never works.
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They don't take orders.
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Blood rain? Ew! Mess up my suit.
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Heh, no, thank you.
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Demon caterpillars?
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Drat! There must be a perfect way
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to exact vengeance on the Pines family.
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It's not enough to harm 'em,
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I need to take something from 'em.
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Something that'll give me
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ultimate power!
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Wait, of course!
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It's perfect.
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You've gone too far
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this time, Duck-tective.
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Welcome to a world of mystery!
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Stan Pines?
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The tax collector! You found me!
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Ha!
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Which one of these is the trap door?
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Mr. Pines, I'm from the
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Winninghouse Coupon Savers Contest
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and you are our big winner!
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Eh?
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My one and only dream,
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which was to possess money,
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has come true!
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We're rich! I'm gonna get a butler!
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I'm gonna buy a talking horse!
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- Just sign here for the money.
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- You bet!
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Ha!
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Stanford, you fool!
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You just signed over
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the Mystery Shack to widdle ol' me!
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Ah-ha! Cha-cha.
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- Little ol' me.
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Uh, you might want to
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take another look there.
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"The Shack is hereby signed over
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to... Suck a lemon, little man."
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How dare you!
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I am not a threat to be taken lightly.
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Come here, hon, I need your arms.
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I'll get you, Stanford Pines.
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I'll get you all!
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- Want to see what else is on TV?
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- Yeah, okay.
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- Yeah, all right.
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- It could be fun.
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My favorite part is the theme song.
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Little guy to black space nine.
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It's a "Pawn," that's not your color,
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and stop stealing the tiny horses.
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They like it better in here.
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Don't you, babies?
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- And checkmate!
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- What?
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Boo!
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Oh!
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Dipper wins again!
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Yo, Mabel, can you pass
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me that brain in the jar?
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- The lady one.
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- I got it.
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Thanks, but Mabel's taller.
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What? No, she's not.
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We're the same height.
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We've always been.
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Better check again, dude.
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Yeah. She's got exactly
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one millimeter on you.
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- What?
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- Whoa!
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Don't you see
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what's happening, Dipper?
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This millimeter is just the beginning.
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I'm evolving into the superior sibling.
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Bigger! Stronger!
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Like some kind of alpha twin.
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Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
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Come on, guys,
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nobody even uses millimeters.
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It only makes you
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taller than me in Canada.
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You know, Dipper,
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I've always wanted a little brother.
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Who knew I already had one! Yeah!
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I was awoken by the sound of mockery.
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Where is it?
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Show me the object of ridicule!
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- I'm taller than Dipper.
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- By one millimeter!
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Hey-hey.
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Don't get "short" with your sister.
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Now, Grunkle Stan,
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I hope you don't think "little" of him!
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Yeah! And he's short!
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Dude, maybe you should
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lay off a tiny bit.
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Ha! "Tiny!" Soos is in on it now!
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No, no, I didn't mean that.
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Dipper will forget.
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He's got a three-two-one...
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- Short term memory!
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Pow! We are on fire!
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Ow! Ooh. That's... Ah!
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I high-five hard.
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Uh! Stupid Mabel. I'm not short!
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Oh, come on!
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There's gotta be some way to get taller.
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Let's see...
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"Legends of miniature buffalo and
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giant squirrels have led me to believe
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"there are height-altering properties
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hidden deep within the forest."
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Hmm.
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Oh.
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Whoa!
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- Huh? Oh.
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Is that mountain lion tiny
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or just far away in perspective?
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Perspective! Perspective!
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It still hurts, but less!
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Whoa!
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What the heck.
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Smaller.
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Bigger.
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Too big!
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I've been buying big clothes.
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I'll grow into them.
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Hey, guys.
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Notice anything different about me?
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Holy hot-sauce!
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You've grown an extra millimeter!
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What?
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What can I say, sis? Growth spurt.
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Yeah, mine happened first.
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I'm gonna be taller in the end.
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- It's science, Dipper.
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- What?
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- But, we're the same height now.
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- Alpha twin! Alpha twin!
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Oh, yeah?
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Something tells me I've got another
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growth spurt coming on right now.
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Give it up, Dipper!
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What happened?
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You know, puberty and stuff.
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It doesn't make any sense!
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Just a second ago you were...
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Wait a minute! This is some kind
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of magicy thing, isn't it?
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Was it a wizard or something?
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There's a wizard in this closet,
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isn't there? Isn't there?
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What? No!
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You're telling me
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there is not a wizard in this closet?
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You're telling me
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that if I open this door right now...
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Fine! Open it!
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An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?
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- Oy, you.
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- Howdy, Stanford! Listen closely.
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Inside this jar, I have
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1,000 cursed Egyptian super-termites.
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Hand over the deed to your property
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or I'll smash this jar with a bat
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and they'll devour this shack
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with you inside.
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- Hey, what's that?
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- Huh?
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Oh, no! Get it off!
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Hey, Soos, get in here!
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I want to take pictures of this!
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Y'all may have won the battle.
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But mark my words, Stanford!
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Your family has a weak spot,
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and I'm gonna find it.
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Ahhh! My hair!
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Does he only respond to incantations?
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Expecto Wizarium! Wizzle! Wizar...
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It's not a wizard!
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I grew myself
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using this magic flashlight!
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Let me see that thing!
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I'll be back for you later!
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Huh?
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- Aah!
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- It's okay. It can shrink things, too.
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- Normal-hand-karate-chop!
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- Hey!
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Whoa!
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Hey, give it back!
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Never!
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Curse the Pines family!
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Curse Stan! Curse Dipper! Curse...
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My, my, what delightful manner
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of doohickery is this?
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Maybe he didn't see us use it
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and doesn't know it's a magic flashlight
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that can grow and shrink things.
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- Really?
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- Click. Boop.
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No, no, no!
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Friends, I wish I was a highway
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so I could have the honor
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of being rode upon by automobiles
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as fine as these ones right ch'er.
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Engine possum at no extra charge.
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I want that there car!
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Say there, son, what's in the jar?
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That's my widdle secret!
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Aw!
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Mouth-breathing fools.
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Mother.
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You two.
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What are you going to do with us?
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Why, Mabel, I wouldn't hurt a hair
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on your itty bitty head.
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If you agree to be my queen!
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We live in a democracy. And never!
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Maybe you'll
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change your mind after this.
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No! I will fight you until the day I...
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Gummy Koalas!
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As for you, boy,
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tell me, how exactly did you
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come upon this magic item, hmm?
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Did somebody tell you about it?
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Did you read about it somewhere?
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- Lean closer and I'll tell you.
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- Well, don't mind if I...
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- Aah!
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I could squash you right now!
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Steel yourself, Gideon.
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You can use them.
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You can use them.
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Soos, this maze of mirrors is your
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best idea that I'm taking credit for yet!
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We're gonna make a fortune!
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- Have my ears always been this big?
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I'm comin'!
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One day.
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Stanford Pines.
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Listen to me very closely,
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I have your niece and nephew.
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Hand over the deed
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to the Mystery Shack right now
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or great harm will befall them!
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- This is Gideon, by the way.
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Oh, yeah.
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This has gotta be your worst plot yet.
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They're fine.
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I saw them playing
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in the yard minutes ago.
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I have them in my possession!
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You don't believe me?
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I will text you a photo.
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"Text" me a "photo"?
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Now you're not even speaking English.
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But...
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Hello? Hello!
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Ahhh!
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What am I doing? I don't need ransom.
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I have this! I'll shrink Stan
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and take the Shack for myself!
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Y'all will be helpless to stop me!
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And if any of you
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step out of line, smash!
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Gideon, the ice cream
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truck is here!
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Oh. Coming!
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Guard them, Cheekums. I'm coming!
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We got to get out of here and save Stan.
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I know! I will see you later.
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Okay, how are we going to do this?
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Gideon's got magic
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and like a zillion inches on us.
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On the bright side, at least we're finally
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the same height again.
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Actually...
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You're still taller?
285
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Argh! How did this happen?
286
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I guess it's another mystery.
287
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Just another reason
288
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we gotta get that flashlight back.
289
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Cheekums, to freedom!
290
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To freedom!
291
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Aw! You're just a big ol' dummy-dum!
292
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I have a plan.
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Clean me!
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Father, could you give widdle ol' me
295
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a wide to the Mystery Shack?
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00:13:22,200 --> 00:13:23,790
Oh, I'd love to, sugar-pie,
297
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,300
but I have a heck
298
00:13:23,970 --> 00:13:27,300
of a lot of cars to sell, I do.
299
00:13:28,770 --> 00:13:32,400
No, no! Don't tickle me! No!
300
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,780
Never! Never tickle me!
301
00:13:33,440 --> 00:13:36,780
What have I told you? What have I...
302
00:13:36,940 --> 00:13:38,910
Look at me. What have I told you?
303
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Tickling is no laughing matter.
304
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- There we go.
305
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- Do you still need a ride?
306
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I'll just take the bus!
307
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Hiyah!
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Precious memories.
309
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Just keep vacuuming.
310
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Come on!
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00:14:03,040 --> 00:14:04,030
We need to get higher.
312
00:14:04,210 --> 00:14:06,940
Yeah, especially you
313
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because you're short.
314
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Mabel! Up there.
315
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What cute little thing are you off to,
316
00:14:13,920 --> 00:14:18,220
you cute little cutey-face?
317
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I'm going to annihilate
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my archenemy's entire family!
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Oh. Okay!
320
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Yay!
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He's heading to shrink Stan!
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Oh, flying discount dollar,
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if only you could fly us back
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to the Mystery Shack.
325
00:14:37,310 --> 00:14:38,470
Maybe it can.
326
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,710
My sky-high prices!
327
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Yeah!
328
00:14:47,880 --> 00:14:49,370
Whoo-hoo!
329
00:14:49,750 --> 00:14:52,310
Down there!
330
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,750
Yay!
331
00:14:52,450 --> 00:14:53,750
Whoo!
332
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,480
To the Mystery Shack!
333
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,260
Yeah! Whoo-hoo!
334
00:14:56,920 --> 00:14:58,260
Yeah!
335
00:14:58,430 --> 00:15:01,020
Oh! Yeah!
336
00:15:03,830 --> 00:15:05,800
We're just in time.
337
00:15:05,930 --> 00:15:07,960
- But how are we going to stop him?
338
00:15:08,140 --> 00:15:09,760
Shoo! Ah!
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Leave that to Mabel!
340
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I'm coming for you, Stanford. Ow!
341
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I'm sorry, gummy friend!
342
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It's for the greater good.
343
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,050
Ow! One of those
344
00:15:27,860 --> 00:15:30,050
infernal Gummy Koalas
345
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has gotten into my perfect hair!
346
00:15:33,030 --> 00:15:35,430
I can't defeat Stan looking like this!
347
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Whoo! Whoo-ee!
348
00:15:40,370 --> 00:15:42,300
Quick. Get in front and I'll re-grow you.
349
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Okay. Wait, you're gonna grow
350
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us back to equal height, right?
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Dipper! That doesn't matter right now!
352
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Well, if it doesn't matter
353
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then why don't you just do it?
354
00:15:50,010 --> 00:15:51,950
Argh! Why are you acting so weird?
355
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,880
Why can't you just accept
356
00:15:52,110 --> 00:15:54,880
that I'm a little bit taller than you?
357
00:15:55,050 --> 00:15:56,450
Oh, I'm acting weird?
358
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,150
You're the one
359
00:15:56,820 --> 00:15:59,150
who keeps calling me names and stuff!
360
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,090
- Oh, what? You mean like Little...
361
00:15:59,320 --> 00:16:02,090
- Don't say it!
362
00:16:02,260 --> 00:16:04,380
Little Dipper.
363
00:16:04,560 --> 00:16:05,550
- Ah!
364
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:10,330
I dare say you would've defeated me,
365
00:16:05,930 --> 00:16:10,330
if it wasn't for your sibling bickering.
366
00:16:12,830 --> 00:16:16,970
The Shack is mine, Stanford Pines!
367
00:16:17,140 --> 00:16:20,870
No!
368
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:24,380
Well, well, Stanford, it appears
369
00:16:21,010 --> 00:16:24,380
I've finally gotten the best of...
370
00:16:24,550 --> 00:16:25,540
Huh?
371
00:16:25,910 --> 00:16:26,900
What!
372
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,020
All right,
373
00:16:27,080 --> 00:16:30,020
something's definitely different here.
374
00:16:31,350 --> 00:16:33,010
Whoa!
375
00:16:33,190 --> 00:16:34,420
Tell me where Stan is!
376
00:16:34,590 --> 00:16:36,320
Never! You'll never find Stan.
377
00:16:36,490 --> 00:16:38,190
On the second door
378
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to the left down the hall.
379
00:16:38,360 --> 00:16:40,890
Wait, why did I say that?
380
00:16:41,030 --> 00:16:44,520
Stanford, I'm coming for ya!
381
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,940
I guess I kind of Soosed that one up,
382
00:16:50,070 --> 00:16:51,940
didn't I?
383
00:16:52,110 --> 00:16:53,100
It's not your fault, Soos.
384
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,610
I'm the guy who put together
385
00:16:53,270 --> 00:16:55,610
that shrinking device.
386
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:58,470
I guess it's just...
387
00:16:55,980 --> 00:16:58,470
You kept teasing me, Mabel.
388
00:16:58,650 --> 00:17:02,450
Like, all day. What was that all about?
389
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:06,180
I guess it's that,
390
00:17:02,580 --> 00:17:06,180
you're better at me at, like, everything.
391
00:17:06,350 --> 00:17:09,090
And you always rub it in my face.
392
00:17:09,260 --> 00:17:13,020
Chess, checkers, ping pong.
393
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:17,860
I guess I finally felt like I was winning
394
00:17:13,190 --> 00:17:17,860
at something for once.
395
00:17:18,030 --> 00:17:20,590
Oh, man, now I feel like a big jerk.
396
00:17:20,970 --> 00:17:23,400
Don't you mean a little jerk?
397
00:17:23,570 --> 00:17:25,870
- Oh.
398
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,600
All right, I walked into that one.
399
00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:28,600
Are we cool?
400
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,600
- We're cool.
401
00:17:28,980 --> 00:17:30,600
- Am I cool?
402
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,310
- You're cool, Soos.
403
00:17:30,980 --> 00:17:33,310
- Yes!
404
00:17:37,180 --> 00:17:38,350
Stanford!
405
00:17:38,520 --> 00:17:39,420
Oh, hi, Gideon!
406
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:42,320
I've been looking for someone
407
00:17:39,590 --> 00:17:42,320
to try out my new mirror maze.
408
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:46,050
Then again, you're an idiot.
409
00:17:42,490 --> 00:17:46,050
That's the end of the sentence.
410
00:17:46,230 --> 00:17:47,460
You come back here!
411
00:17:47,600 --> 00:17:49,190
Try and find me, twerp.
412
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,900
Let's get that flashlight
413
00:17:52,700 --> 00:17:55,900
before Gideon gets Stan.
414
00:17:56,070 --> 00:17:58,940
There it is!
415
00:18:02,010 --> 00:18:05,040
Whoa! His hair's so shiny.
416
00:18:05,210 --> 00:18:07,340
No! Don't look directly at it!
417
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,510
This neck is really squishy.
418
00:18:07,520 --> 00:18:11,510
Look! I'm making fat angels!
419
00:18:11,690 --> 00:18:14,180
Ew! Termites!
420
00:18:14,360 --> 00:18:17,450
Tell my story!
421
00:18:17,630 --> 00:18:18,650
Oh.
422
00:18:20,260 --> 00:18:21,660
Hey, there you are!
423
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,190
Thought you could get away
424
00:18:22,030 --> 00:18:25,190
from me, eh, corn chip?
425
00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:34,140
Eh!
426
00:18:34,310 --> 00:18:36,280
Ah!
427
00:18:36,440 --> 00:18:40,540
Ahhh!
428
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:43,680
No!
429
00:18:44,050 --> 00:18:47,950
Hey, watch the merchandise!
430
00:18:53,230 --> 00:18:54,460
You little troll!
431
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:58,500
These mirrors cost me 10...
432
00:18:54,630 --> 00:18:58,500
I mean, 25... Five hun...
433
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,260
$500 each.
434
00:18:58,670 --> 00:19:01,260
And you're paying for all of 'em!
435
00:19:01,440 --> 00:19:04,060
Au contraire, it will be you who pays!
436
00:19:04,240 --> 00:19:05,540
Grunkle Stan is doomed!
437
00:19:05,710 --> 00:19:07,730
Not completely doomed! To his armpit!
438
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:11,140
- Uh-uh.
439
00:19:08,110 --> 00:19:11,140
- Just, come on!
440
00:19:11,310 --> 00:19:12,640
Whoa! What is that thing?
441
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:16,510
Finally, after all these years,
442
00:19:13,010 --> 00:19:16,510
after every humiliation!
443
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,020
Your business, your family,
444
00:19:16,680 --> 00:19:20,020
everything will finally be mine!
445
00:19:20,190 --> 00:19:22,090
You have no one to protect you now!
446
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:26,560
Prepare for the wrath of Gideon Glee...
447
00:19:22,260 --> 00:19:26,560
Gideon Glee...
448
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,700
Uh. I don't even know
449
00:19:30,560 --> 00:19:34,700
how to respond to this.
450
00:19:35,070 --> 00:19:37,130
No! Stop it!
451
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,600
Look, kid.
452
00:19:37,300 --> 00:19:40,600
I think this rivalry thing is getting to you.
453
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,510
Ha. I understand, I mean,
454
00:19:40,780 --> 00:19:44,510
I'm a formidable foe, what can I say.
455
00:19:44,680 --> 00:19:47,340
No!
456
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,250
Hey, now, come on.
457
00:19:47,520 --> 00:19:50,250
You'll get me one of these days.
458
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:54,220
Maybe, you know, run your evil plan
459
00:19:50,420 --> 00:19:54,220
by some friends next time, huh?
460
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:58,550
Workshop it.
461
00:19:54,390 --> 00:19:58,550
But first get your issues in order there.
462
00:20:02,700 --> 00:20:05,390
Up, up. Over the carpet, there we go,
463
00:20:05,570 --> 00:20:08,200
around the end table and out the door.
464
00:20:08,370 --> 00:20:09,630
Whoa!
465
00:20:12,170 --> 00:20:13,300
My light!
466
00:20:13,470 --> 00:20:15,770
You're the light of my life, too, pal.
467
00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:17,110
Whoo!
468
00:20:17,280 --> 00:20:18,300
Freak show.
469
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,150
- After you.
470
00:20:21,320 --> 00:20:25,150
- It's okay, you can go first if you want...
471
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,390
Hey, you let me keep
472
00:20:32,630 --> 00:20:35,390
my extra millimeter!
473
00:20:35,560 --> 00:20:36,500
You earned it.
474
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:39,790
- Aw, thanks, "Little brother."
475
00:20:36,660 --> 00:20:39,790
- Stop it.
476
00:20:40,170 --> 00:20:42,140
Guess we should destroy this thing.
477
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,800
You know, so it doesn't fall
478
00:20:42,300 --> 00:20:45,800
into the wrong hands and junk.
479
00:20:46,170 --> 00:20:49,540
Seems like the smart thing to do.
480
00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:51,700
Die! Die!
481
00:20:51,880 --> 00:20:53,750
There you dudes are!
482
00:20:54,120 --> 00:20:55,520
I've been trying to get your attention!
483
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,250
- Glue.
484
00:20:57,590 --> 00:21:00,250
- Lots of glue.
485
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,480
Oh, son, don't you mind
486
00:21:00,420 --> 00:21:03,480
that Stanford Pines.
487
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:06,150
You'll get your revenge
488
00:21:03,660 --> 00:21:06,150
one of these days.
489
00:21:06,290 --> 00:21:08,660
No! It's not just about revenge!
490
00:21:08,830 --> 00:21:11,820
I want that shack. The physical building.
491
00:21:12,200 --> 00:21:13,220
But why?
492
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,130
Because it holds a secret
493
00:21:13,400 --> 00:21:17,130
you couldn't possibly imagine.
494
00:21:19,810 --> 00:21:21,500
Uh, sweetie, you want some ice cream?
495
00:21:21,680 --> 00:21:23,200
Did you pick out all the nuts?
496
00:21:23,380 --> 00:21:24,810
Mmm-hmm.
497
00:21:28,650 --> 00:21:29,780
Little more?
498
00:21:32,620 --> 00:21:34,780
That's good.
499
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,590
Mr. Pines, I'm from the Winninghouse
500
00:21:37,160 --> 00:21:39,590
Coupon Savers Contest
501
00:21:39,760 --> 00:21:42,390
and you are our big winner!
502
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,570
I guess we'll have to give the prize
503
00:21:44,670 --> 00:21:47,570
to our runner-up winner.
504
00:21:47,740 --> 00:21:52,140
"Fiddleford H. McGucket."
505
00:21:52,310 --> 00:21:55,140
How would you like $10,000,000?
506
00:21:55,310 --> 00:21:57,370
It's my dream come true!
507
00:22:00,450 --> 00:22:02,250
Cross this town off our list.
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