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Come on. Come on. Should be
just enough to finish the job.
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Phew! Can't be too careful
with this stuff.
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"Warning."
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Blah blah blah...
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"Extreme usage could result
in minor gravity anomalies."
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Can it, Poindexter.
I've come this far.
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I'm not giving up now.
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Yes, this is it!
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It's gonna be a bumpy ride,
but it'll all be worth it.
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Just eighteen more hours.
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Finally, everything changes...
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today.
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Aah! It's here!
It's here! It's here!
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Okay, so I was just
opening random doors, because I'm a creep,
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when I found
something amazing!
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If it was worth
waking up at 7:00 am for, that will be amazing.
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Feast your eyes!
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Whoa!
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Bro. Bro.
We're both thinkin' it.
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Crazy rooftop
fireworks party!
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Not so fast, kids.
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There is no way on earth
you're setting off those dangerous, illegal fireworks...
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without me.
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Here you go, sweetie!
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Set something on fire for your
Grunkle Stan!
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I am the god
of destruction!
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Whoa!
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Yay! Whoo!
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Hold on a minute.
Do you have a permit for those?
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Uh...
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Uh, do you have a permit
for being totally lame?
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Hey-o!
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Well, I can't argue
with that.
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Carry on.
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Ha ha!
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But seriously, though,
we should probably clean this mess up.
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With water balloons?
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I don't see why not.
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Seriously?
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Ow.
Whoo!
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Ah, this is what
Saturdays are for.
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Doing dumb things forever!
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Dumb things forever!
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Whoa, there!
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To Grunkle Stan!
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Not just a great uncle.
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The greatest uncle!
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Ha ha. All right,
all right. I tell ya,
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it's unnatural for siblings to
get along as well as you do.
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Ha ha! Don't worry,
we've still got plenty of summer left
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to drive each other crazy.
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Heh... yeah...
plenty of summer left.
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Kids, there's something I, uh...
something I should tell you.
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It's, um... W-well, it's
complicated.
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I...
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I'm gonna go refresh my soda.
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Enjoy it while you can, Stan.
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They'll find out
sooner or later.
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Today's the day.
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What is that, a ladybug?
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What the...
Oh, no!
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Target's secure.
Take the house.
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What the...?
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Kids are secure.
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Roof team, go!
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Clear!
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Clear!
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Pig secure, we
have secured a pig.
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Hey, hands off, you stooge!
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Aah! I don't understand!
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What did I do that warrants
this much arresting?
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The government guys?
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I thought you
got eaten by zombies.
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We survived... barely.
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I used Trigger
as a human shield.
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He cried like a baby.
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Wha-hey!
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Not in front
of the Special Ops guys.
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This is security footage
of a government waste facility.
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At 0400 hours last night,
someone robbed 300 gallons of dangerous waste.
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What? You think
that's me?
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Don't play dumb
with us, Pines!
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But I actually am dumb!
Last night I was restocking
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the gift shop...I swear!
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Wait, Grunkle Stan!
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You've got the wrong guy!
Our Grunkle Stan might shoplift the occasional tangerine,
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but he's not
some evil supervillain.
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Listen, kid.
We've been watching your family all summer,
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and we've seen
some disturbing things,
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but nothing as dangerous
as what your uncle is hiding.
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Somewhere hidden
in this shack is a doomsday device!
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Trigger, you take
the children.
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I'll talk to the old man.
Sorry to break it to you, kids,
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but you don't know
your uncle at all.
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- Icy pop, clear!
- Hey!
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Kids! You gotta believe me!
For once I'm actually innocent!
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Kids!
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¶ Headin' into work,
doot doo doo doo doo ¶
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Ground team,
move move move!
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Break down the door!
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Or... maybe not.
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Stanford Pines, you
stand accused of theft of government waste,
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conspiracy, and possession
of illegal weapons.
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How do you plead
to these charges?
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Uh..."guiltoccent".
I mean, "innoguilty".
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Um...can I
have my phone call?
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Okay, give me whatever you
got that comes with a free toy.
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Soos!
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Mr. Pines? Is this some sort
of possession situation?
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Soos, pick up!
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Mr. Pines,
what happened?
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I heard you got arrested
or something?
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I had to go get
some panic food.
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Listen, I need
something from you.
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You know that vending machine
in the gift shop?
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I need you to guard it
with your life.
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No matter what happens,
no matter who talks to you,
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don't let them touch
that machine!
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Time for a repair guy...
to become a repair man.
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Sir, your Junior Yum-Yum
Baby-Time Kiddo Meal?
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Just put one in my mouth.
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Let's do this.
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We've got Mr. Pines
in custody.
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Our men are searching
the shack for that device.
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You take care
of those kids.
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What are you
gonna do to us?
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We'll be taking you
to child services. -Boo!
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In the meantime, enjoy
some mindless reality TV...
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designed to pacify you
and make you stop asking questions.
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I'm about to make
the incision.
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Ker-prank!
Aah!
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You're watching Ker-Prank'd
with Justin Ker-Prank.
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Dipper, this is crazy.
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There's no way Stan
was stealing hazardous waste.
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We gotta clear his name!
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Hmm...
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Wait a minute,
the security tapes!
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Didn't Stan say he was
restocking the gift shop last night?
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If we could get
the Mystery Shack's surveillance tapes,
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we could prove
he's innocent!
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We just need to think
of a way out of here.
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Think, Mabel. Think.
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No!
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Oh oh oh aah!
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Aah!
Aah!
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Mayday, mayday!
Agent down!
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Uhh! Darn branch!
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Uhh!
Ha ha, yes!
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Backup!
Requesting backup! Aah!
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Come on, Dipper.
We're gonna go clear our uncle's name.
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Oh, you poor kids.
You really think your uncle's innocent?
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I've seen it all before.
False names, double lives.
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One minute,
they're playing with water balloons.
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The next,
they're building doomsday devices.
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Your uncle scammed
the whole world.
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You gonna let him
scam you, too?
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You-you don't know
what you're talking about.
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You're gonna regret this!
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Aah!
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Only five more hours
till it happens.
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I gotta be there!
Come on, Stan,
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you gotta think
of a way out of this.
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Think!
Think!
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Huh?
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They're getting stronger!
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Of course, that's it!
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H-hey! Whoa!
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Is it just me,
or did the entire world just hiccup?
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I'm sure it's just
a baby-sized earthquake.
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Aww, baby-sized!
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It's happening!
The end's times!
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When that machine activates,
I gotta get outta town!
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Git in there,
raccoon wife, git!
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Eh?
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All right,
here's the plan.
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I'll take out
those two guard guys,
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you karate-chop
the other dude in the neck,
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and then we'll back-flip
through the front door!
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Mabel, aren't you forgetting
the simpler solution?
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Oh, right.
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So is it a rock,
or is it a face?
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I think...
it's a metaphor.
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All right.
If I was Stan,
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where would I hide
those surveillance tapes?
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Wait! The Antelabbit!
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00:10:22,673 --> 00:10:24,014
Don't you mean
"jackalope"?
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Pfft!
That can't be right.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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It's this week!
This is it!
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Go! Go! Go!
Go! Go! Go!
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Someone yelled
"Wormy Dance". We had to!
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Fast-forward.
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Ha! There it is!
Stan restocking, like he said.
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And the date shows
it was last night!
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It's proof!
He's innocent!
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- Uh-oh.
- Uh, maybe he's just going to the bathroom outdoors,
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the way nature intended.
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Oh, no.
Stan, you didn't!
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Don't panic.
That could be anyone in that suit.
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Aah! Hot Belgian waffles!
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Wait, I'm alone.
I can swear for real! Son-of-a...
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00:11:19,796 --> 00:11:22,314
That's him, all right.
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00:11:22,349 --> 00:11:26,334
Okay, okay.
So maybe Grunkle Stan stole some toxic waste.
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00:11:26,370 --> 00:11:29,063
That doesn't mean he's leading
a nefarious double life.
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00:11:29,098 --> 00:11:30,764
Mabel,
I'm not so sure about that.
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00:11:34,887 --> 00:11:37,379
What?
What is all this?
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Stetson Pinefield?
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00:11:39,933 --> 00:11:43,310
Hal Forrester?
Andrew "8-Ball" Alcatraz?
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00:11:43,345 --> 00:11:46,471
These are fake IDs, Mabel!
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You wouldn't need these
unless you were trying to hide your real identity.
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But why would Stan
do that?
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What?
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"Stan Pines Dead"?
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"Foul play suspected
in Pines' death".
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00:12:03,975 --> 00:12:06,967
"Fiery car crash,
brakes cut..." By who?
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"Unnamed grifter
at large"?
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00:12:12,791 --> 00:12:14,350
Why would they call him
"unnamed"?
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Unless Stan...
219
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...isn't...
220
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...Stan?!
Stan?!
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Stan Pines is dead?
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Then who have we
been living with?
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It doesn't make
any sense!
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There has to be
some explanation.
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Maybe we're getting
Ker-Pranked!
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Justin Ker-Prank
is gonna jump up
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from behind one of these
plants, any minute now!
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Any minute, Justin.
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Can't believe it!
This whole summer I've been looking for answers,
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and the biggest mystery
was right under our nose.
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There's gotta be
some kind of explanation in here, somewhere.
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What the--?
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"Secret Code to Hideout"?
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Let me see that!
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A1, B, C3...
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I've never seen
a code like this.
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Wait, I have!
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Dipper,
it's the vending machine!
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All right, Pines.
Play time is over.
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Chopper's ready
to dust off to Washington.
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I'll enjoy
putting you away.
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00:13:18,256 --> 00:13:20,499
What?Um, can't we stick
around for maybe one minute,
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00:13:20,535 --> 00:13:22,809
uh, one minute,
thirty seconds?
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00:13:22,845 --> 00:13:25,779
We're not falling
for your games, Pines.
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You've been running
your whole life.
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Your time is finally up.
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Bathroom break?
Just gimme 15 seconds.
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00:13:32,888 --> 00:13:34,012
Sorry, but you've got
a flight to catch.
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Oh, yeah?
So do you!
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Huh?
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00:13:48,646 --> 00:13:49,987
Whoa, whoa, hey!
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Aah!
253
00:13:56,379 --> 00:13:59,504
Hey!
Dang it, get back here!
254
00:13:59,539 --> 00:14:00,539
Men, get him!
255
00:14:04,503 --> 00:14:06,837
No! You won't get away
with this! Aah!
256
00:14:10,017 --> 00:14:12,167
- Aah!
- Gonna get ya! Gonna get ya!
257
00:14:12,202 --> 00:14:13,877
Ow!
258
00:14:13,912 --> 00:14:16,714
Whoa!
259
00:14:16,749 --> 00:14:17,364
You know where
the Mystery Shack is?
260
00:14:17,399 --> 00:14:18,823
Uh, yeah.
261
00:14:18,859 --> 00:14:20,341
Okay,
here's a hundred bucks.
262
00:14:20,377 --> 00:14:22,085
Drive as far away
from the Shack as possible,
263
00:14:22,120 --> 00:14:23,770
and don't stop
when the cops start chasing you!
264
00:14:28,051 --> 00:14:30,126
He's getting away!
265
00:14:30,162 --> 00:14:32,279
Obviously,
follow that cab!
266
00:14:35,267 --> 00:14:37,710
Stanford escaped!
He's at large!
267
00:14:37,712 --> 00:14:39,786
We need to sweep the town!
Move, move, move!
268
00:14:53,735 --> 00:14:55,185
All right, Soos,
remember the plan.
269
00:14:55,220 --> 00:14:56,203
Protect the machine,
earn Stan's trust,
270
00:14:56,238 --> 00:14:59,239
legally get adopted by Stan,
change name to Stan Junior.
271
00:14:59,274 --> 00:15:00,607
Soos!
Aah!
272
00:15:00,642 --> 00:15:02,009
Oh, kids,
where have you been?
273
00:15:02,044 --> 00:15:04,127
W-what are you doing here?
274
00:15:04,162 --> 00:15:05,962
Stan gave me a mission
to protect this machine.
275
00:15:05,997 --> 00:15:08,090
Ha! And I thought
I loved snacks!
276
00:15:08,125 --> 00:15:10,417
Soos, listen.
Something huge is going on here.
277
00:15:10,453 --> 00:15:12,277
If Stan is hiding
some dangerous secret,
278
00:15:12,313 --> 00:15:13,729
we need to find out
what it is!
279
00:15:13,764 --> 00:15:15,956
I need you
to step aside.
280
00:15:15,991 --> 00:15:21,278
Yeah, just let us through so we
can prove this is all just a big misunderstanding.
281
00:15:21,313 --> 00:15:23,705
Guys, I know this seems crazy, but I promised
Stan I would guard this with my life.
282
00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:28,184
I'm sorry, Soos.
283
00:15:28,220 --> 00:15:30,954
Aah! Attack glitter!
It's pretty, but it hurts!
284
00:15:30,989 --> 00:15:32,839
- Please, Soos!
- C'mon, Soos!
285
00:15:32,874 --> 00:15:34,941
Aw, c'mon, I don't wanna
fight you guys!
286
00:15:34,977 --> 00:15:36,960
This hurts me
more than it hurts you!
287
00:15:36,995 --> 00:15:39,188
Aah!
288
00:15:39,264 --> 00:15:40,722
Seriously, it hurts me
way more than it hurts you.
289
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:47,587
Aah!
290
00:15:50,467 --> 00:15:51,567
Ohh...
291
00:15:58,049 --> 00:15:59,499
It's like something
from a video game.
292
00:15:59,535 --> 00:16:01,243
Or a dream.
293
00:16:01,278 --> 00:16:02,077
Or a nightmare.
294
00:16:07,367 --> 00:16:10,127
I gotta be there
when it happens! Aah!
295
00:16:20,372 --> 00:16:21,655
Guys, are we dreaming?
Somebody wake me up.
296
00:16:21,690 --> 00:16:24,282
This... can't be real.
297
00:16:24,317 --> 00:16:27,319
I don't understand.
Why would Mr. Pines have all this?
298
00:16:27,354 --> 00:16:29,913
It's just like
that bunker in the woods.
299
00:16:29,949 --> 00:16:32,324
But what is it doing
underneath the Mystery Shack?
300
00:16:32,326 --> 00:16:35,811
Okay, okay,
so he's got a huge, gigantic lab.
301
00:16:35,846 --> 00:16:37,537
That doesn't mean
anything bad.
302
00:16:37,572 --> 00:16:38,530
Everyone's got secrets!
303
00:16:40,559 --> 00:16:42,575
It's still Stan,
and he loves us.
304
00:16:42,611 --> 00:16:44,769
And we love him,
right?
305
00:16:44,804 --> 00:16:46,929
Can't be...
it's impossible.
306
00:16:46,965 --> 00:16:49,708
The other two journals?!
307
00:16:49,743 --> 00:16:51,885
All this time,
all this time, Stan had them?!
308
00:16:51,920 --> 00:16:55,422
I can't believe it!
Was anything he said to us real?
309
00:16:55,458 --> 00:16:57,098
Why would he have
those journals?
310
00:16:57,133 --> 00:16:58,650
Maybe he's the author.
311
00:16:58,686 --> 00:17:00,793
Or maybe he stole them
from the author!
312
00:17:00,829 --> 00:17:02,804
Maybe the reason he has
all of those fake IDs
313
00:17:02,840 --> 00:17:04,715
is because he is
a master criminal,
314
00:17:04,750 --> 00:17:06,224
and this machine
is his master plan!
315
00:17:12,875 --> 00:17:13,523
Whoa!
316
00:17:16,704 --> 00:17:19,287
"I was wrong the whole time".
317
00:17:19,323 --> 00:17:21,865
"The machine was meant to create
knowledge, but it is too powerful!"
318
00:17:21,900 --> 00:17:23,817
"I was deceived,
and now it is too late!"
319
00:17:23,852 --> 00:17:25,551
"The device,
if fully operational,
320
00:17:25,587 --> 00:17:26,620
could tear our universe apart!"
321
00:17:29,991 --> 00:17:32,467
"It must not fall
into the wrong hands".
322
00:17:32,503 --> 00:17:35,087
"If the clockever reaches
zero, our universe is doomed."
323
00:17:38,458 --> 00:17:40,884
It's the final countdown!
Just like they always sung about!
324
00:17:45,073 --> 00:17:46,640
The agents were right!
We have to shut it down!
325
00:17:58,020 --> 00:17:59,069
There! Quick!
326
00:18:02,532 --> 00:18:03,615
Turn these! Together!
327
00:18:06,779 --> 00:18:07,828
That's it!
The shutdown switch!
328
00:18:11,517 --> 00:18:14,684
This all stops now!
329
00:18:14,720 --> 00:18:18,046
Don't touch that button!
330
00:18:23,511 --> 00:18:24,136
Dipper, just back away.
331
00:18:27,224 --> 00:18:29,666
Please don't pressthat
shutdown button. You gotta trust me.
332
00:18:29,701 --> 00:18:31,301
And I should trust you, why?
333
00:18:31,336 --> 00:18:33,136
After you stole
radioactive waste,
334
00:18:33,171 --> 00:18:34,905
after you lied to us
all summer!
335
00:18:34,940 --> 00:18:36,923
I don't even know
who you are!
336
00:18:36,958 --> 00:18:38,592
Look, I know this
all seems nuts,
337
00:18:38,627 --> 00:18:40,051
but I need that machine
to stay on.
338
00:18:40,086 --> 00:18:42,103
If you just
let me explain...
339
00:18:42,139 --> 00:18:43,780
Oh! Oh, no!
Brace yourselves!
340
00:18:52,516 --> 00:18:54,207
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
341
00:18:55,410 --> 00:18:56,209
Aah!
342
00:19:03,852 --> 00:19:05,493
T-minus 35 seconds.
343
00:19:05,529 --> 00:19:07,404
Whoa, whoa, whoa!
344
00:19:07,439 --> 00:19:09,890
Whoa, aah!
345
00:19:09,925 --> 00:19:10,932
Dipper!
346
00:19:12,702 --> 00:19:15,487
Mabel! Hurry!
Shut it down!
347
00:19:17,766 --> 00:19:20,274
No!
348
00:19:20,310 --> 00:19:21,376
Mabel, Mabel, wait!
349
00:19:21,411 --> 00:19:23,595
Stop! Uhh!
350
00:19:23,630 --> 00:19:26,139
Soos, what are you doing?
I gave you an order!
351
00:19:26,174 --> 00:19:28,149
Sorry, Mr. Pines,
if that is your real name,
352
00:19:28,185 --> 00:19:30,643
but I have a new mission now,
protecting these kids!
353
00:19:30,678 --> 00:19:32,179
Soos, you idiot,
let me go!
354
00:19:34,433 --> 00:19:35,774
- Let me go!
- C'mon!
355
00:19:35,809 --> 00:19:37,885
Mabel, press
the red button!
356
00:19:37,961 --> 00:19:39,853
- Shut it down!
- No, you can't! You gotta trust me!
357
00:19:39,888 --> 00:19:45,399
Grunkle Stan,I don't even
know if you're my Grunkle!
358
00:19:45,435 --> 00:19:47,394
I wanna believe you,
but...
359
00:19:47,429 --> 00:19:49,271
Then listen to me.
Remember this morning,
360
00:19:49,348 --> 00:19:52,249
when I said I wanted
to tell you guys something?
361
00:19:52,284 --> 00:19:52,891
T-minus 20 seconds.
362
00:19:57,356 --> 00:20:00,315
I wanted to saythat you're
gonna hear some bad things about me,
363
00:20:00,350 --> 00:20:03,401
and some of 'em are true,
but trust me, everything I've worked for,
364
00:20:03,436 --> 00:20:05,812
everything I care about,
it's all for this family.
365
00:20:05,847 --> 00:20:08,256
Mabel,
what if he's lying?
366
00:20:08,291 --> 00:20:10,508
This thing coulddestroy the
universe! Listen to your head!
367
00:20:10,544 --> 00:20:12,085
Look into my eyes, Mabel!
368
00:20:12,120 --> 00:20:13,719
You really think
I'm a bad guy?
369
00:20:13,755 --> 00:20:16,640
He's lying!
Shut it down, now!
370
00:20:16,675 --> 00:20:17,549
Mabel, please!
371
00:20:17,584 --> 00:20:18,500
Ten, nine...
372
00:20:23,457 --> 00:20:24,639
Grunkle Stan...
373
00:20:24,674 --> 00:20:25,715
Six, five...
374
00:20:28,387 --> 00:20:31,188
I trust you.
375
00:20:31,223 --> 00:20:33,056
Mabel, are you crazy?!
We're all gonna...
376
00:20:33,091 --> 00:20:33,932
One.
377
00:20:36,219 --> 00:20:37,394
No!
378
00:20:37,429 --> 00:20:38,361
Aah!
379
00:20:38,397 --> 00:20:39,354
Aah!
380
00:20:39,389 --> 00:20:40,230
Aah!
381
00:21:16,568 --> 00:21:19,493
W-what?
Who is that?
382
00:21:19,529 --> 00:21:20,812
The author
of the journals.
383
00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:25,984
My brother!
384
00:21:26,019 --> 00:21:27,693
Is this the part
where one of us faints?
385
00:21:27,729 --> 00:21:29,750
Oh, I am so on it, dude.
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