All language subtitles for ChadGetsTheAxe.2022.1080p.AMZN.WEB-DL.DDP5.1.H.264 (v2)

Hey, yo, Spice Squad.

I am here at the old paper warehouse.

Where legend has it,

a psychotic janitor
was let go from his job,

and was so pissed off,
he went on a killing spree.

Legend also has it that his ghost
still roams this very property.

Guess we'll find out
if he's here tonight Spice Squad.

Let's rack up some views.

Here we go.

Holy crap.

Hold on, you all have to see this.

For a place haunted by a janitor
this place sure is messy.

Mr. Clean.

Hello.

You home?

Anyone in here?

What?

Yo, dude.

Hold on.

Okay, screw it.

Good news guys,
there's no killer janitor here.

Bad news.

God, his shoes sure as hell are.

Smells like janitors' jock strap.

Or is the proper term custodian
these days?

Come on.

Holy crap.

Yo, ten K?

Come on, guys, let's get this trending,

share, send this to your friends, family.

What other Live Life streamer is taking
you through a haunted paper warehouse?

Risking their life.

No one.

Okay.

Let's see what's round here.

Holy crap.

Yes. And this completes
the janitor's cosplay set.

Beautiful.

What's behind door number one?

That's Spicy Steve.

What the hell?

That's definitely not a coat hanger.

-Knock it off!
-God!

Please, don't hurt me, please.

Got you bitch!

Props to Big Tony for the assist.

-Go Team Chony!
-What the hell dude?

Oh, my God! Did you just piss your pants?

No, I did not piss my pants.

Shut up.

I told you I was going to punk his ass.

He's literally crying, look.

-Better than a champ
-What

-Better than a champ.
-What

-You're a Chad.
-What

-You're a Chad.
-What

-You're a Chadpion.
-What

Yo, it's your boy Chad Ryan coming at you

from my beautiful neighborhood here
in heavenly Santa Monica.

Right before I take my trip into hell.

That is right Chadpions,

the journey into devil's manor
is finally here.

But I will not be taking
this quest alone though.

Oh, no, no, no.
We got Spennifer tagging along.

So, if we need an acoustic love song
or a makeup tutorial we're all set.

Along with my main man Spicy Steve.

Now, Spencer and Jennifer are going
to be on the Spennifer Live Life stream,

you can file that under no shit,

while I am going to be
with Steve on his stream.

Yes, you heard that right chadpions.

I have agreed to let Steve run
the show this one time,

but don't you worry.

I'll be there to make sure
he doesn't cry like a little baby.

You can find all the products
that we used today up in my bio

so go ahead and click that link.

Anyway, that concludes
our Devils Manor glow up.

Little prank war going on with Chad,
so people think we're,

-you know trying to do something
-Everybody,

Yeah, everyone keeps asking

they're like are we going to pop up
to devil's manor

and try to scare them, it's like...

I mean I get it it's the perfect set up
for guys like us.

-It is.
-But do you really think

we're crazy enough to fly out all the way
to Louisiana like,

just to play a prank on Chad Ryan?

-I mean, come on. Yeah. Definitely.
-Yeah.

-We're definitely crazy enough to do it.
-Absolutely!

-Definitely!
-But I'm just not...

Tomorrow night is the night.

We are going to devil's manor.

It is going to be hella scary.

Scary, not that I get scared. I, I,

I don't get scared, I, I, I-,

Dammit.

Spice.

Spice.

What's up Spice Squad?

It's the one, the only Spicy Steve.

The man, the myth, the legend.

And I'm here to remind you that
tomorrow night, it's finally here.

And guess what?

That's right, we are going
to Devil's Manor.

You are not going to want to miss this
because boy you are in for a treat.

We have got Chad Ryan,

Jennifer Ortiz and Spencer Logan
coming along with me.

It's like the Avengers of social media.

And they're all coming along with me
to my home town in Louisiana

for a little road trip to hell.

So, tell your family,
tell your friends, tell your priest,

because you are not gonna
want to miss this.

I'll see you all tomorrow. 8 p.m. sharp.

Steve out.

Yes.

Oh!

Look who it is.

-Just a few influencers in the wild.
-It is...

-Oh Chad Ryan, look at you.
-Hey...

Looking so cute.

That is so excessive,

-these highlighter colors.
-Oh, Jan! Look at--

I'm sexy, okay?

How awful?

Where the hell we going?

We're not going anywhere.

This is crazy.

-Yeah, I don't know what time it is.
-I know.

This would never happen in L.A.

Okay.

Hey!

Jesus.

My hair, my eyelashes
are going to fly off. Honey!

I swallowed a skeeter.

Okay?

You guys, I am so sorry.

Got to meet Steve's mom and sisters.

Yeah I been thinking about you
With the lights on

I'm still thinking bout you,
Where you at?

Are you not entertained?

Where do you--
Where do you even get this?

Internet, brother.

Hi, guys it's your boy Chad Ryan.

I'm an actual piece of shit.
Okay, Stevie's turn.

-Now it's Stevie's turn.
-I can't see.

I actually couldn't see.

-Oh, good.
-We love that.

Here's a little sample of my latest single
"Swipe Right On My Heart".

You're so cute.

Swipe right on my heart
and swipe left on your doubts.

All we need is our love
to figure this out.

-No stop, don't. Dude.
-Swipe right on my ass,

swipe left on my dick.

All I need is for you
to give my ballsack a lick.

Enough.

-Enough. Hey, hey, hey.
-Okay.

The golden hour's right here.
Look I can see it.

-Yeah.
-More like golden shower.

Stop. You really gotta go there
all the time.

-What?!
-That's really not cool.

-We're not into piss kink stuff?
-Would you do it?

-Yes.
-Yeah? Have you done it?

How many followers?

Steve, I should've probably
asked you this earlier

but what does the bathroom
situation look like?

Well, the closest town is, like,
an hour away so trees.

Oh, yeah I love that for me.
That's awesome. Thanks.

Yo Chadpions, it's your boy Chad Ryan
and we are, how far along?

-Quarter mile.
-Quarter mile away

from Devil's Manor bitches.

It's about to get hunky gory

if you know what I'm saying.

Best watch out Satan,
because I'm coming.

Want a less R rated crew version go ahead
and look at us on our Spennifer channel.

It's going to be hot, it's going
to be sexy, it's gonna be cute.

So maybe R rated?

A little.

Can't make any promises though.

Alright, it's, it got dark so fast.

-Well...
-It's here somewhere.

Is this it?

-Yes.
-Okay, great.

Alright, let's flip the stream.

Wait, no. Dude we still
gotta drive a little further out.

No, no, no, let's walk.

-We gotta build anticipation.
-Now you want to walk?

-Yeah buddy.
-I think I have a great opening.

Okay, wait hold on.

Alright.

Yo, yo, yo, dude, alright,
I think I'm going to like--

Does everyone have their flashlight?

-Yes.
-Okay.

-Okay.
-I'm going to start, like,

God, I can't see anything,

I'm going to start on the wood, right?

And then I'll turn it around on us, right?

-Like a reveal.
-Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, love that shit bro.
Love that shit. Let's role.

Alright.

What is up Spice Squad?

It's your boy Spicy Steve
and this is my 533 day

of consecutive content.

-And just get...
-And your man Chad Ryan is also along

for the ride here
at Devil's Manor bitches.

Where we're going so far up Satan's ass
he's going to need an enema to get us out.

Yeah.

Shout out to my main man Spicy Steve
he's on camera,

hopefully he doesn't come running crying
for his mommy this time,

because where we are,
ain't no help coming.

Right, anyways, like I, I was saying.

So, remember to like, comment,
subscribe at Chad Ryan

and don't forget to check out the merch

www.komodope.com.
Link is in the description.

And, and don't forget
you can get some of my merch,

we got hats, shirts, at spice,

spicesquad.com.

I've 50,000 viewers, dude!

I told you buddy,

do not underestimate the power
of the Chad.

So, Devil's Manor.

A place...

Where people died.

Steve. What else you got on the history?

Right. So, Devil's Manor, back in the day
there was this guy named Wilson Burrows

who formed a cult that operated out
of this property right here.

They performed satanic shit,

did dark rituals, drank blood,
probably sacrificed some goats.

Pretty nasty stuff.

But look y'all it,
it gets way, way, worse.

They went into town, captured
and drugged five people,

brought them back to this property
to this house,

and then butchered them with an axe.

Nobody's heard from
Burrows or his posse...

Until tonight.

-Hey guys, wait up.
-Oh. What's up?

-We thought a bear ate you.
-Hey!

Real quick question are we going
to the swamp first or the house?

-Swamp?
-What?

Swamp?

You didn't know?

They literally fed one of the bodies
to the gators in the swamp.

-Stevo. There's literally,
-Dude that...

I'm sorry, satanic human eating alligators

-and you didn't open with that?
-That wasn't even confirmed yet.

And it was fifteen years ago.

Actually, it was seventeen

and it was confirmed by
the Monroe Times newspaper archive.

That's my girl. Friggin genius.

I actually reached out to one
of the suspected members of the cult

and asked if we could sit down,
talk about what happened,

have some delicious homegrown
Java Jen coffee

but he didn't get back to me. So rude.

But we still have coffee. Yay.

Maybe someday there'll be a ring
at the bottom of that. Who knows?

Subscribe to find out.

Yeah. Please don't put any metal objects
in my coffee it's going to ruin it

and I might choke on it.

-Anyway, Stevo are we close or what?
-What?

Just keep going.
It's just a little further,

-it's right over this clearing.
-Okay.

Anyway before we get up there,
safety meeting okay?

Okay.

This place is really old.

-And I read there's, like,
-Yeah!

dangerous parts of the house

-you just don't want to be in. So,
-Oh, thank you!

-Oh my God there it is.
-Wait dude, no dude come on.

-Bye.
-Wait Jen, what?

Wait! What?

-Chad, come on!
-Come on guys.

-It's dark.
-...the house?

Yo, wait up.

I'm coming for you.

-Come on.
-Oh, my God this is crazy guys.

Oh God.

Okay Spice Squad.

-Here we are.
-This house is insane.

Ain't she a beaut?

It's so much scarier in person.

-No way.
-Awesome.

I'm the lady of the manor.

Look at this!

Oh, it's...

-Thanks for waiting for me.
-Baby, come here.

Spennifer once again.

So, when I said I wanted to get a place
outside of the city with a nice fireplace,

this was not what I was thinking about.

Oh, it's not so bad.

Plenty of room for a little Spennifer's
run around one day.

Oh, okay, you can just say kids.

Chady. Where are you?

No way!

Chad Ryan you better come out right now.

Or I'm going to hit you
in the balls so hard,

you're going to be coughing
them up tomorrow.

It's coming from there.

-Open it.
-What, me?

Yeah, yeah, you.

I'm not doing it.

There's two of you.

Okay.

Here you can come over on this side,
you can get a better angle.

Oh, wait, dude, do it together,
you know, like...

Good idea!

Okay.

-What?
-Wait, he can't...

Oh, my God, you're such an asshole.

-Dude I got you so fucking good.
-Oh, my...

-Steven, did you piss your pants again?
-No.

-Be honest.
-No. Look at me.

Tell the truth.

Yeah, come on, let's take a peak.
Maybe a little.

Dude, we knew it was you
or the Benson brothers.

Oh, my God the Benson brothers.

They fucking would come out here
and pull some dumb ass prank.

Fucking stans.

They wish they were me.

Dude, you wish you were hot
as the Benson Brothers.

-Who?
-Imagine.

I'm just saying they're really hot.

Yo, Steve. Where's the satanic shit at?

Most of the murders happened
in the bedrooms.

Alright, Chadpions.

Steve and I are going to head
to the bedroom for a little action.

Oh, kinky.

We're just going to be in the kitchen.

Giving a tour.

What are you doing?

This is sketchy.

Did you grab my mask?

What? No dude you left it in the kitchen.

-We'll get it, we'll get it.
-Okay.

Just remind me to grab it later
I don't want to leave without that.

Yo, what?

Someone got down and dirty right here.

-Oh!
-Wait!

I think we...

Let's check out the view, Chadpions.

Yep, no thanks.
I'm feeling a little claustrophobic.

Yo, crime scene photos show
there was a pentagram on the floor.

I think they filmed two girls
one cup right there.

Oh, yeah.

Yeah, wasn't it your sister in there?

Dude. Holy shit.

Are you fucking kidding me?

Cool.

You know what's freakier than a pentagram?

A pentagram stained in blood.

This, this is where they found the bodies.

Oh, my God.

I'm going to piss on it.

What?

Yeah.

Alright guys who wants to see your boy
take a pentagram piss?

Dude why are you even going to--

Hey what are we on views?

About 100,000.

Alright.

I want to see this hit 150,000

and then I shall Release Little Chad.

Seriously, Chad?

Yo, I, I would release my little dick,

but I mean, like little Chad, but I...

I don't want to embarrass little Chad.

-Yo. Yes.
-Are you good?

Yeah.

150K.

Alright.

Yeah, you gotta give the people
what they want.

Alright. I mean, anyways,
you guys asked for it, so...

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, dude.

-Dude, you haven't peed in weeks. Man.
-Fuck you Burrows,

-fuck you Devil's Manor. Yeah baby.
-Oh, my God!

-Oh, that is so nasty.
-Been holding that in since the car bro.

Oh, my God.

Oh, that's not fucking funny dude.

It's dripping all over you dude.

That is foul.

It's all on your hand.
That's disgusting.

Wait so what are we? 155?

-160 baby.
-Great.

How are Jen and Spencer going?

Let me see.

You're about to freeze the stream.

Do you wish to keep this stream
going while you're away?

Do it.

He probably took a shower right here.

Oh, my God, look at that toilet.

Honey, this is insane.

-Yeah, this is...
-Okay.

Don't touch anything in here.

I'm not.

What part of the Devil's Manor
do y'all wanna see next?

Spencer's abs.

Okay a little bit off topic
but sure why not.

Okay, baby show the people
what they want.

Okay.

I gave up pizza for these.

One, two, three, four, five, six.

Beautiful, right?

-They have more views than us?
-Dude not even close.

Oh! Team Cheve forever baby.

-That's what I'm talking about
-Yo, Spice Squad chadpions!

Keep liking, keep sharing,
keeping commenting.

Let's break a million tonight.

Bro, check it out they got cable.

Yo, this is a dinosaur.

Check out the knobs on her.

-Oh, my God.
-What?

What is this? Yo.

What the hell!

Are you kidding me?

-Dude that's on the outside of the door.
-Oh, my God, you're totally right.

Dude there's no other way. What?

-That's so crazy.
-Dude stop.

-I would never leave you, Steven.
-You would absolutely leave me.

God this place goes on, man.

They said there was an attic
around here somewhere.

Oh do...

My dad's an addict.

-What?
-Addict.

Oh, my God!

Let's go. Come on.

Spice Squad we've found an attic
that's definitely haunted.

Oh. It's cold.

Holy!

Holy shit!

Yo.

Wow! What the hell is that?

Holy shit, no dude. That's a body.

Dude that's a real fricking
body right there.

Oh, my God!

I, I, I have never been this close
to a dead body before.

Like, like, ever.

Like this is, this is the realist thing,
I've ever seen.

Yo, yo, yo, this was supposed to be funny
and stupid and wacky, and...

You, you think Burrows did this?

Whoever it was hasn't been here
in forever.

Because this thing smells so fucking bad.

This is so messed up.
We have to get out of here.

Wait, what's, what's the rush, you know?

He's not going anywhere.

Dude there is a body right there, okay?

I'm going to poke it.

-What?
-I'm going to poke it.

Okay everybody, you hang back and film
and watch the master at work, okay?

Okay Spice Squad.

I, I guess Chad is, is going
to go poke the dead body.

Yo, "live for EDM"
wants me to make it a chadpion.

What?!

I mean,

he has some dope swag, what?

Seriously guys?

Okay.

Look, if, if we get to 300,000 views,

I, I'll put the Spicy hat
on the dead body,

okay? Deal?

No, no, scratch that,
scratch that, 400,000.

If we get to 400,000 views,

Spicy hat goes on the dead body, okay?

-Now, we're talking baby.
-I hope it's size dead.

Boom 400,000 views, what?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, Jen...

Jen has joined that stream.

What's up Jen?
Hey just hanging up some merch,

I'll be down in a minute.

I can't believe I'm doing this.

-Yo, take over.
-Oh, yes, yes.

Oh. Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Check this out.

Selfie.

Hashtag dead ass.

-Come on get this.
-Oh, wait...

You're good.

Yes.

Holy shit.

-Go on!
-Come on!

Oh, my God.

Better than a Champ!
Better than a Champ!

You're a Chadpion!

Team Cheve forever!

Bro I'm so proud of you,

that was some real
chadpion shit back there.

Guys, that wasn't real, right?

Wha--

It definitely smelt real.
Why? Why? Did it look real?

I can't tell if you're kidding or not

because you both have very strong
resting douche bag faces

if you could wink or tap
on the ground and let me know

-that was a prank that would be great.
-Wait.

It was real.

-There was a dude right up in there.
-Yeah.

-I can show you.
-Come on.

We need to call the cops right now.

He's, he's already dead.

I mean, you know, could try CPR
but Spencer might get jealous.

Guys that's really messed up.

Okay, yeah, we're out.

-Give me the keys bro.
-What?

Come on, give me the keys.

-Okay.
-Give me the keys.

Bring it back tomorrow,
I don't know.

Have a nice drive.

More views for us!

Holy shit bro!

We fucked again!

Oh, my God!

Finally popped your half a mil cherry!

Tell your friends, tell your family,
tell your preacher.

-Spicy Steve won the internet tonight.
-That is wild.

Thank you Spice Squad.
Thank you, chadpions.

-oh and...
-Ofcourse.

thank you dead body.

Yeah, baby.

Some of you are not happy about it.

Eat shit and die? What the--

Dude these people are pissed.

Fuck that, it's typical PC hippy
cancel culture bullshit.

-People hate us.
-It doesn't matter, okay?

It doesn't matter
if they hate you or if they love you,

as long as they're watching.

It's like a hate fuck, you know?

You feel bad about it afterwards
but it's still fucking--

What I don't-- What are you talking about?

I don't want my audience hate
fucking me dude.

Would you man up dude?

You're in the big leagues now.

Come on, I haven't even got
to see the swamp yet.

Dude, no I'm going up there

I'm going to get the hat off that thing,

then we're going to leave.

Yes, you know what?

Fuck you dude.
I'm starting my own stream.

I should've done this shit
from the beginning.

Dude Chad come on.
Don't be like that man.

I thought we were Cheve bro.
I thought we were Cheve.

Yo chadpions I'm going to continue
the tour of Devil's Manor as promised.

So, if you want, the rated R
full penetration skull fucking

Casper the Friendly Ghost version,
you can switch to me.

So, that was something.

Sorry Spice Squad,
I'm starting to realize

that Chad kind of sucks ass. You know?

Look, I'm going to get the hat, and...

Then I'll call the cops.

Cool?

Alright Spice Squad,
making our way back up to the attic.

Probably shouldn't have given
my keys to Spencer but...

We'll deal with that later.

And it's gone.

What?

Yo. Can every one of the 400,000 people
watching the stream right now

agree there was just a body right there.

What?

The hat's still here.

Someone's pranking me out there.
Shocker there.

Always got to one up my Chad, don't you?

You know, hey fun fact,

Chad was actually arrested

at his grandmother's funeral
for necrophilia.

So, I think we all know what he's doing
with that dead body right now.

He probably had an accomplice.

What do you all think?

Spennifer?

The Mocksies?

The Benson Brothers!

Yup, they hate him
but they love a good prank.

Anyways, leave no Spice gear behind squad.

It's going to take two hands.

Hold on, stay right there.

Alright. Spice Squad,
stay right there.

What the hell?

This ceiling get taller
or did I get shorter?

Alright!

Alright Spice Squad watch the hops,
want to rate one to ten.

Eight years of basketball baby.

This thing is disgusting.

Wash that later.

Alright, moving on.

Look behind you?

Look alright guys, you can mess
with me all you want alright?

I'm not falling for it anymore.

There are no killer ghost
janitors here, okay?

Unless--

Get it? Like ghost, boo.

Okay, I'm sorry, that was dumb.
It won't happen again.

Anyways...

Yeah, I think it's time
for Stev-o to Leav-o.

What's that?

That's weird.

Is this thing glitching?

Okay and that is my cue to leave.

Yep. It's been really real,
can't wait to come back.

Actually one more thing,
fuck you devil's manor.

Zero stars.

Would not recommend.

Hey, guys. I just saw Steve's feed
and it's just a shot of the ceiling

which is, I don't know, kind of weird.

I'm gonna make a call real quick.
Can you pull over, baby?

Okay.

He's such an idiot

but yeah, we should head
back to the house.

Just wait, hold on. Listen.

Satanic cults and dead body pranks?

That's not our thing.

I mean, you guys don't want
to see that right?

Well, tonight it is our thing honey.
So, yeah, let's go.

Come on, let's just find a hotel.

Hey, you can help me work
on a new track.

I was thinking a song
maybe about ghosting.

You know, like,
with Halloween sounds for the beat.

Like, spooky love. Oh.

Spence. We are not going to go to a hotel

while Steve and Chad are out there
racking up thousands of views.

Like,

oh, my God!

People think we're boring.

No.

I'm gonna go back to the Manor home
with or without you.

Come on Jen,
no one wants to see you alone.

You can't spell Spennifer
without the 'Sp,' part.

Are you fucking kidding me right now?

Sp isn't even supposed to be here.

It's just supposed to be, 'Ennifer.'

I don't even know
why I'm talking like that, like,

this is my thing not yours.

God, I'm leaving.

Wait, just hold on. Let's talk.

You can't even spell Spennifer.

Come on Jen. Wait, come back.

Okay.

So, sorry you guys had to see that.

It's a little bit embarrassing
but it's fine.

Onto bigger and better things.

I am currently on my way back
to the Devil's Manor by myself.

So, if you guys could like
and share that would be amazing

because this is literally
the scariest thing

I've ever done in my whole entire life.

Okay.

Wow. Good job wearing your cute
white boots in a fucking forest, Jen.

God. Okay. Let's do a quick AMA.

Okay, any questions not about Spencer?

Like, I'm going to a satanic
cult house right now you guys.

Like, come on.

Okay, guess not.

I'm gonna go ahead and take
a little break but stay tuned

because there's more on the Devil's Manor.

Okay, bye, stay beautiful.

Okay. And we're back.

Wow, I'm a mess, my hair's a mess
but, like, it's fine.

We're cute. It's, we're great, yeah.

Let's go find Steve guys.

Wow.

Steve?

Chad?

Well, definitely creepier all alone.

God, this is awful.

Chad?

Dude, come on, where are you?

Oh, actually.

Chad's on his way back
to the house right now.

-Here's Chaddy.
-Dude, what are you--

-Do you have my phone?
-Where did you come from?

Upstairs but I can't find my phone.

I set it down to take a piss
and now it's gone.

I checked the attic by the way.
It's totally empty.

No Steve, no body, no iChad.

Wait, iChad?
That's my phone's name.

He named his phone iChad, that's cute.

Alright, talking about iChad, he's live
streaming right now in front of the house.

What? Show me.

Who is it?

I don't know.

Steve? Bensons? Burrows?

Stop, no.

Whoever it is they're heading this way.

I don't like this.

-Who is it?
-Come in!

No, what do you mean, come in?

Come on, we gotta open the door.

-Do we though?
-Yeah, we do. Come on, let's go.

My live stream.

-I open the door. Here.
-Alright.

-Respect. I respect that.
-Okay.

-Wait, don't be too far away from me.
-I'm right here. Okay.

Okay.

One, two, three…

Wait, where'd he go?
There's no one here.

-What?
-Swipe over.

That looks like the forest from the swamp.

Let's go.

Okay, I guess we're going to the swamp.

Chad, slow down, hold on.

Chad. This is crazy.

Careful Chad.

So, you guys, I definitely didn't
have running around the forest

at midnight with Chad Ryan
chasing after a satanic cult leader

on my bingo card for tonight

but, you know, here we are.

Oh, God!

-Oh, my God!
-Get up soldier.

Move, move, move.
Don't you quit on me.

Oh, my God, you guys.
High key low key just wiped out.

900,000 viewers girl.

-Ain't nothing low key about that.
-That's insane.

Okay, girl.

Okay.

Oh, shit. It's getting big now.

I think, my God.

Did we-- Did we just find him?

I think we did.

Christ.

Dude.

We made it.

-Oh, man.
-What?

This is-- Oh, my God.
Totally insane.

You guys have never been
to a swamp before. It's, like...

-So pretty and creepy at the same time.
-Yeah,

it's, kind of, like a pond
but with gonorrhea.

Oh, my God.

You never cease to amaze me with the shit
that comes out of your mouth.

Wait, where's my phone?

Swipe over.

-They, they stopped streaming.
-Fuck.

Where are they?

I don't know.

I have a message for whoever has my phone.

Whomever.

Whoever or whomever
is in possession of my phone

you should know
I have a very particular set of skills.

Return iChad to me unscathed
or I will find you

and I will kill you.

What?

Where are the gators at, man?

Come and get it boys!

Maybe they don't like bleach or assholes.

What? My asshole's not bleached.

I thought it was.

No. It's just naturally pale.

Dude, your stream's back on.

-What? Let me see.
-Yeah.

I'm coming for you buddy.

Chad Ryan everybody.

Okay, I wasn't expecting it
to be this cool

but just hold on.

Give me one second everybody.

Just going to put on my cute flannel

which you can find in my bio
from a cute boutique in LA.

Oh, my God.

Holy shit, it's freezing.

Okay, amazing.

Okay. So much better. Here we go.

Gators?

You guys are funny.

So, fun fact, I have a
crazy phobia of alligators.

I'm not looking to get close
to any one of those things.

Shoot and maybe I don't have to.

Get ready for mission Jen-possible.

Yeah, no, we're not going
to do that ever again.

Just don't tell anybody.

Okay you guys. So, I found a paddle

and I don't know what this is,
string, twine, dirt, I don't know

but we're going to make
a little DIY selfie stick

and see where it goes in the swamp.

God, this is so weird.

Okay. So, my phone's been
under water a lot.

Like, pool, ocean, the toilet,
that last one was an accident but

we're not gonna talk about it.

Hopefully, my phone is under warranty
because it's going in the water.

Okay.

Yikes. Are you guys ready?

Let me know if you see any gators.

Did you guys see any gators?

Wait.

Did you guys hear that?

Weird.

Swipe right on my heart
And left on your doubts

All we need is love to figure it out

And I got Tinder feelings baby

And they're for you

Come on, Jen. Pick up the phone. Come on.

What are you doing? What the fuck.

Gonna make you my boo
Gonna slide in your DMs

I got you. You're okay.

Okay, they didn't crack your screen.

Thank God.

You're alright.

I'll put you on a nice warm charger
when we get back,

how does that sound?

Thank God.

Alright Chad-pions,

now that I've been reunited with iChad
the stream shall resume.

Make you my boo gonna slide in your DMs

Your DMs.

-What's up Spencer?
-You think this is funny?

Your song? I mean, yes,
but it's not supposed to be, right?

No, the song is fire, okay.
I'm talking about Jen.

-What about her?
-Someone pulled Jen into the swamp.

It was Steve, dude, it had to be.
Look, Jen knows how to swim.

No, bro, like, this isn't cool.

-Your whole vibe is really off Chad.
-Oh, well...

Where are you going Spence?

To find my girlfriend.

Spence?

Yo, Spencer?

Okay. So,

Spencer just called me bitching about
Jennifer falling into a swamp.

I don't know what the fuck is going on.

His call cut out.

What I do know is Spencer
is not nearly funny enough

to pull off any prank of any kind.

Literally ever.

So, that just leaves the Bensons

and Steve with a possible assist
from Jennifer

but I didn't see what happened.
Did you guys?

Did...

Jennifer fall into the swamp
or was something else going on?

Okay, I mean, yeah,
I guess I could go back

and check at the pier.

Hold on.

Okay.

This just in, officially confirmed
it's all an elaborate prank

orchestrated than none other
than Spicy Steve himself.

Wow, I mean, I got to give it to you man.

Game respect game.
You really stepped it up.

I mean, I did know shit
was going down the whole time

but, you know, when, when Spencer
and Jennifer went down,

I mean, you had me wondering.

So, Chad-pions did you fall for it?

On a scale of one to shit your pants
how scared were you?

Let me know in the comments.

Also don't forget to check out my merch.
Www.komodope.com.

Link is in the description
and with promo code devil

you get 20% off all merchandise.

I'm heading back to the house now
to link up with Steve

and make him explain to me
how this all went down.

How we doing on views?

Holy shit.

One mother fucking million baby.
That's amazing.

Oh, my God guys. I love you all so much.
I love you so much.

Even though I know half of you are really
only here to hate on the old Chad meister

but we can just keep
those views coming.

Steve said he was in the TV room.

What the fuck?

So, Steve is sitting in the corner
wearing my LED mask,

being creepy as fuck.

This is no way, not a set up.
So, I'm gonna turn the tables on him.

Fireworks baby.

You never leave home without them.

Suck it Steve.

You come for the king you best not miss.

Yo, dude, could you, like,
quit being weird?

It's boring.

Okay.

Yeah, we get it Steve.

Or is it Benson?
Which Benson brother am I looking at?

What the fuck? What?
Hey. What the fuck is that?

Hey. Hey man. Back off. Back off bro.

Look, I got, I got a million people
that are stream watching right now.

You hear that?

And you're not funny. It's not funny.

I, I'm not afraid of you
but I will call the cops.

Hey. Fuck! What are you doing?

Steve, what--

Fuck.

What the fuck?

Hey. Hey, why are you locked?

Why are you locked?
Fuck.

Wait, wait. Shit.

911, what's your emergency?

Hi, yeah, me, Steve and Spennifer
are at Devil's Manor, right,

we found a dead body

and he put a hat on him,

and then Steve disappeared,

and then Spennifer fell into a swamp
and there's this big dude.

His name is Wilson Burrows,

and I threw fireworks at him
and now he's trying to kill us.

Okay, calm down. What's your name?

-Chad Ryan.
-Chad Ryan, the vlogger?

Yes.

I have real emergency calls
coming in on other lines.

Don't prank 911.

No.

Fuck.

Someone call 911.

Someone.

What the fuck?

Someone call 911.
Someone call 911.

Jesus. Shit.

Fuck!

Oh, my God!

I, I can't see.

Shit, man, I can't see.

Fuck. Damn it!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Are you kidding me?

Come on.

Come on.

Hey, please.

Oh, oh, oh, yeah, baby.

It's not that bad, right?

Shit.

Do I have any doctors, or,
or MDs, med students?

I'll take a vet tech.

People say I'm the asshole.

Can,

can someone call 911 for me?

Come on, dude.

Cousin, how are we doing tonight?

Not great.

There's a man with an axe hunting me
like I'm a squirrel,

and he managed to take
a chunk out of my arm.

It's like my shoulder's on fire.

Also, my friends are missing,
possibly dead.

Sounds like a cool video.
Hey, so have you signed that contract yet?

Contract?

For my reality pilot?

The network's really pushing
the family angle hard,

and you are my cousin.

They think you can bring
in the Gen Z audience.

I need you to call 911

and tell they to send some police out
to Devil's Manor, okay.

It's, like, 90 miles outside
of Monroe, Louisiana.

Gracias.

Okay, hypothetically
a false police report is a felony,

but I guess since I'm technically
doing this for you

then I'll be fine any way.

So, while I'm working on that,
check the email for your project.

Call the fucking cops.

I will, but since I'm helping you out
with your thing,

help me out with mine.

You should be able to do an e-signature.

So, go to the top left corner,

check the tools icon, tap that,

and then if you don't have
a signature stored,

you can just run your fingers
across it, and it'll all

-maybe they'll do...
-Yeah, Eric, I know how

to do an e-signature

-I have a fucking internet company.
-Oh, good.

There, it's, it's signed and sent. Happy?

Yes. Let me check
and make sure that it went through.

I'm doing this for the both of us,
you know.

You'll thank we me
when we're the next Kardashians.

I'll thank you when you call
the mother fucking cops!

Got the contract. Calling now.
Stay safe, Cuz.

-Great, okay.
-Gracias.

I think I'm gonna try to find a...

Alright, Chadpions,

I would love to go back in there
and take on Burrows mano y Chad-o,

but he's a serial killer with an axe.
So, fuck that.

If one of you guys
could please call the cops

that'd be great, or I don't know
if you saw where the car was,

if you could pull up the coordinates.

North.

Where the fuck is north?

Okay, there it is.

Okay, great.

Chadpion 22, cannot thank you enough.

You are a real one.

Okay, now we're heading north, baby,
like a white walker.

What is that?

Fuck.

I'm gonna find them.

Satanic paparazzi on my ass.

I see the jeep.

We got the jeep.

That was intense. That was so intense.

I think we lost him.

Alright.

So, the key is in one of two places.

It's either on Spencer,
or somewhere in the car.

Let's hope for the second option.

And let's get a little,
a little battery in.

Great, now let's find some keys.

Spence, where'd you put those keys, buddy?

Come on.

Come on, don't fuck me.

Don't fuck me.
Come on.

Where did you put it?

Shit.

Let's, maybe let's try
to hot wire this bitch, right.

Can't be that hard.

Let's try it.

How do I?

How to hotwire a care?

Okay…

Okay, campers.

Looks like we've got everything
we need here with our tools.

It's time to show you
how to hot wire a car.

That we're going to use quite a bit here.

We're going to be in this owner's manual,
which a lot of people don't think about.

You do not want to get electrocuted.
It isn't fun.

Sometimes, on those cartoons
and stuff they,

your hair just, kind of,
sticks up like it's not a big deal.

It's a big deal.

So, let's identify the different wires
we're gonna be working with.

Obviously, the ignition wires create heat,
and what does heat do?

And that's why,

down to business.

Time to pop open the steering wheel
and hot wire this guy.

But before we do that I should mention
that any car that was made after,

let's say, 1999, is virtually impossible,
if not impossible to hot wire.

The modern cars...

Alright, Chadpions,
I guess hot wiring a car

is a lot easier in the movies
than in real life.

I guess I could try to find,
like, a road,

and maybe hitchhike but I'm not--

Fuck! Oh, God!

God no!

No!

That was intense. That was so intense.

I think we lost him.

Come on.

I'm okay.

Are you okay?

You're okay.

Shit. Is that a road?

That's a road.

Come on.

I guess there's no drivers in my area,

'cause why would there be?

"On our way. Almost there."

Yeah, I'm sure you are,

'cause you guys have been
so fucking helpful.

Why am I still filming?

What you, you want me to just cut it off

and go dark on the craziest,
most fucked up night of my life?

Now you want me to quit
when I have almost three million views.

Why am I still filming?
Why are you still watching?

Hey, hey, man, hey. Pull over.

Chad Ryan, get in, bro.

Who the fuck are you guys?

Guns and glory 21.
You didn't see my comment?

I said, I was coming, right.

I-- Fuck it, I did, I did,
I just thought it was a joke.

-Hop in!
-Now come on, let's get, let's go.

No, yo, Chad, Chad, Chad, come on, man.

You need a ride, bitch.
Take shorty, come on, man.

Fuck it, okay. Alright. Shit.

Alright. What's up?

What's up?

Let's go. This is totally shit.

Thank you so much, bro. Thank you so much.

Shit, a chance to pick up Chad Ryan.
I should be thanking you, man.

We watch your shit all the time
at the frat house.

Like, all the time.
I mean, just this morning,

I was watching your Live Life
while I was taking a shit.

-Man, life's weird.
-Yeah.

-Yeah.
-Yeah, man!

Alright,

okay.

-What's up with your arm, dude?
-Oh, shit, yeah.

Fuck, I guess it's, like, adrenaline.
I didn't feel it.

-It's, it's like a cut.
-Yeah.

Chadpions, it's looking like
we've officially escaped.

-Are you still streaming?
-Yeah, bro.

-Holy shit, are we on
-Oh, shit!

We're on Chad Ryan's stream right now?

Yeah. Yeah, okay, what've we got?

What's up with you boy Trent
coming at you from the dirty south.

Hit me up Trentsanity69.

Alright, and behind the wheel.

What's up? It's Craig AKA C-Reg hanging
with my new buddy Chad Ryan.

Phi Kappa Gamma for life, man.

Hey, make sure you tag me in that.

It's, it's gunsandglory,
all one word, on Discord_21.

Gunsandglory on Discord_21.

-Sounds good.
-Yeah, it's like that.

-Yeah, it's like that. We're going to get
-Alright, guys so...

-So many fucking followers, dude.
-Yeah.

That's right.

Okay, so can we make sure,
we gotta get to, like,

Yeah, a selfie though.

What's up?

-Oh, sick. Okay.
-Hey, can we get some merch, bro?

Yes, anything
you guys want free of charge.

-Absolutely, yeah.
-Hell, yeah. I'll take a tank top.

-A tank top.
-Hey, let me get a new,

a new Chadpion hat, dude,
this one's all fucked up.

Yeah.

Okay, can we, we got to get to,
like, a police station ASAP.

-Wait, for real?
-Seriously?

Yes, for real.

I thought the whole Devil's Manor shit
was a prank.

No, no, for real, please.

I mean, the nearest town's
about 90 miles from me,

but I can get you there pretty quick.

That'd be sick.

Right, thank you.

Are you still, you still got those
Chadpion beer pong kits?

Yeah, yeah, sure. I got you.
I'll hook you up.

Every fraternity brother's gonna
shit their pants when they see this.

You and Spicy Steve, Pizza Ninja!

-Oh, yeah.
-Oh, my God!

We fucked up so many delivery drivers
after watching that shit.

-Fuck, yeah. We got one fired, bro.
-No, no, you got him fired.

Oh, yeah, whatever, whatever.
Fuck, I'll admit.

And then what was it called
when you guys were watching those,

the, you were riding
the bikini bitches?

-She-Haw.
-She-Haw!

That's how it should be, bro.

Girls just need to shut the fuck up
and get ridden,

Alpha dog shit. Right.

No, that's,
that's pretty fucked up actually.

That's, that's not the point
of the, the bit, man.

It was, like, she was--

She actually got paid

talking over Naw we learn
from the best, dawg.

We can read between the lines bro.

Who the fuck is this guy?

What the fuck is this guy doing, man?

Let's, let's turn around, alright.
Let's find a different road, okay.

I thought you said you wanted
to go to town. This is the way.

I do. I just don't wanna die
on the way there, okay.

Like, this truck is mad fucking sus.

So, can we just find
another route, please?

No, man. Fuck this asshole.
Let's kick his ass.

Kick his ass? What are you talking about?

-Hey, get the bat.
-Get the bat?

Wait, don't, don't, don't
take the fucking keys, dude.

Hey, don't puss out, alright?

-What are you doing?
-Watch our back. Don't be a fucking bitch.

We came to get you, dude.

What's up, dude?

-Move your fucking truck out of the way.
-Watch your back?

I'll fucking watch your back, "Craig".

Idiot. Please don't be Burrows.
Please don't be Burrows.

No, don't be Burrows. Don't be Burrows.

Oh, shit.

Oh, no, shit.

Go. What are you doing?

Fuck. They keys. The keys.
The keys. Give me the keys.

Come on.

Oh, look who got stuck in a ditch, bitch.

Oh, fuck yeah.

It's the craziest night of my life.
Craziest night of my life,

but I'm still here, baby.

I'm still here with,
with four, four million views.

Holy shit. Holy shit, that's gonna be
like a-- Like a Live Life record, right?

Oh, man, okay.

Okay, so for the movie version of this,

who should I cast to play me?

The Rock, or, or Tom Holland?

No, no, I'll play myself.
The Rock is Burrows.

Ariana Grande is Jen,
'cause she's hot as fuck, and she's,

she's-- Jen...

She's probably dead.

What the fuck?

Please, let me go.

I, I just got a video from Burrows
that shows Jen alive.

At least she was alive
when they shot it.

Does anyone know where Jen is?

Basement.

Basement, I didn't get around
to checking the fucking basement.

Shit.

Okay, the, the smart thing to do

is to go and, and get the,
the cops, right,

Get some-- Get some help.

I can't go back in there alone.

I can't go back in there.

Okay.

Come on.

-Better than a champ
-What

-You're a chad
-What

-You're a Chadpion
-What

I changed my mind.

I'm back.

Okay, guess I'm really doing this.

I know Jen and I have
had our ups and downs,

but I definitely don't want her
to die though.

And Steve, I'm hoping
he's still around, man.

He was was true Chadpion.

Maybe even better than me.

And Spencer,

well, actually Spencer, kind of, sucks,
but if he's around we'll grab him.

I guess Burrows has a Triple A.

Alright, Craig, what have you got for me?

Oh,

that's pretty sick, but shit.

Alright, perfect, that'll do nicely.

Alright.

Batter up, bitches.

I fucking sound like Craig.

Alright.

How the fuck am I gonna do this?

I need both hands for the bat.

I'm gonna be taping you guys to the…

How does that--

Don't have any--

Maybe, can we put you in the--

Maybe I can strap the phone to my head.

Damn it.

I can't believe I'm saying this,

but I think--

I think I'm gonna have
to leave iChad behind.

So,

I guess this is goodbye.

Goodbye to the five million. Holy shit.

Goodbye, all five million of you.

I'll leave you with a nice shot of the
house on the dash here, how's that?

What do I do here…

Echoes in eternity.

Gladiator, dope movie.

Are you alright?

You're alright, aren't you?

Fuck, fuck.

Hey, hey, you back the fuck off, bro.

Back. Stop.

That's right.

That's right, baby.

I'm gonna bash your
fucking brains in.

This is what's gonna happen.

You are gonna give me the keys
to this thing,

and then her and
I are walking out of here.

You got that, bitch, you got that?

Chad.

What?

What about the rest of them?

The rest of them?

Get the fuck back.

You get back.

You know who the fuck I am?

You don't underestimate
the power, baby, of the Chad.

Help. Help! Help!

I love you, Mom.

You know, I'm not really sure
if that is real,

-but if it is,
-Yeah, man.

Team Burrows all the way.

Hashtag Chad gets the axe.

Oh, that is trending.

Do the axe

Now take a second to relax

Do the axe

Some speculation on how
the cult happened to be there

the same night
that Chad showed up.

Was it just Satanic serendipity,
or was there more?

Jen said she--

Fuck you, you ignorant
misogynistic waste of bandwidth.

What about-- I mean, that blood looked,
like, kind of, real no?

I mean, have you seen what they're able
to do with, like, movies and shit now?

Like you think you John--

I've got Tinder feelings baby

And they're for you

Tinder feelings baby

I wanna make you my boo

Tinder feelings baby

And they're for you

Yo.

I'm devastated.

I was the last person to speak
with Chad before he died.

He was really excited about
my reality show, Essentially Eric.

Rest in peace to the dude.

Let me just say that.
Rest in peace, and I hope-,

Hashtag Chad gets the motherfucking axe.

Go Burrows is a bad motherfucker.

Did you see that? I'm gonna get his ass.

Do you like Chad Ryan, Louie?

It's a no.

So, I don't know who needs to hear this,

but if you're planning to live stream
yourself trespassing in a place

where a satanic cult killed
a bunch of people,

don't.

And, like, I didn't--
I couldn't tell.

I could not tell if it was actually
a real live stream or not.

Chad, you cannot act, dude.
You cannot act.

It is wrong to kill people,

but hear me out,

but...

Is anybody really gonna miss him?