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[upbeat music]

[Jason] Sean. What's your 20?

[Sean] I'm here at Sandy Beach with Kai. The surf is incredible.

[suspense music]

[man] Help!

Someone, help!

Kai! We've got a diver in trouble.

[action music]

Help! Help, here! I can't cut her loose!

It's my girlfriend. She's stuck in some kind of crazy net.

-Are you okay? -Yeah, but I can't get her out.

Alright, just grab onto the ski and stay with it.

Give me your diver's knife.

[woman moaning]

[moaning]

[coughing]

Alright, just relax, relax.

Deep breaths, deep breaths. Slow, slow. Relax, relax.

Easy, easy, easy.

God, I hate those gill nets.

They break loose, drift across the ocean and kill everything in their path.

Let's get her in to shore. C'mon.

[opening theme song]

[upbeat music]

Hey, Jason.

Do me a favor and don't ever let me catch you wearing that hat on duty, okay?

-I'll try not to. -No, no, no.

Don't wear the hat on duty.

I can't believe people would wait this long in line for a snow cone.

It's not a snow cone. It's '�Shave Ice.'

It's a cone of crushed ice with flavoring. It's a snow cone.

Not true. Not true at all.

This is... this is a work of art.

Shave Ice.

Water that's crystal pure. Mm! Flavors that you only find in Hawaii.

You know, if I was down to my last buck, you know what I'd buy?

-Shave Ice. -Shaved Ice.

Not '�Shaved ice'. Shave Ice. There's no '�D'.

Shave Ice.

Got it.

[mocking] Shave Ice.

Listen, do me a favor.

Get me, ah... Guava Pineapple. I'm gonna get some snacks for the barracks.

No, it's on me, kid.

-Thanks. -Yeah.

-Hello. -Hello.

I would like two Shave Ice.

One Guava Pineapple and ah...

what the heck. Let's make it two Guava Pineapple.

Okay. Guava Pineapple and Guava Pineapple. There you are.

You know, there's nothing in the world quite like a Shave Ice.

-Oh! -Ah!

I am so sorry.

-That must be... -Cold.

Yes, yes, it's very cold.

Ah, ah, here, ah, let me, let me get something to...

wipe that off of you.

Mm...

It's Guava Pineapple. This is my favorite.

Yeah, it is good, isn't it?

You know what? We should get some water and wash this off so it doesn't stain.

The halter or my skin?

Ah, ah, the, the halter.

Oh, that's disappointing.

[Sean] Ah...

[laughs] I think maybe you better do this.

Ah, that's even more disappointing.

[Sean] I really am sorry.

Ah... that's okay.

I usually bathe in guava. It's much better for your skin than aloe.

-You bathe in it? -Uh huh. With coconut milk.

[Jenna] Thank you for this.

I was probably walking too close to you anyway.

No, no, no. It was entirely my fault. Believe me.

Listen, why don't you let me buy you one as a peace offering?

Ah, that's really nice, but I need to get this rinsed off of me and get to work.

But maybe we'll bump into each other again, sometime.

Hopefully next time I won't be holding something so cold.

You promise?

You're a smoothie. I got to remember that move.

Fake left. Go Right. Slam dunk a snow cone on her.

And suddenly, you're standing next to the future Mrs. Sean Monroe.

It was an accident, Jason.

Yeah, I bet it was. I believe that.

[Sean] A North Shore Lifeguard truck?

Maybe she borrowed it from her brother.

You ever seen her here before?

No, and... I'd remember.

I wonder why she's coming here?

I think we just met the new head of the North Shore Lifeguards.

[Sean] Hello again.

I'm Sean Monroe and I head up Baywatch Hawaii and... this is my desk.

And a very nice desk it is. Chair, too. Ergonomic.

Probably avoids that dreadfully-painful edema of the wrist ligaments

while you type.

And you are...?

The new head of the North Shore Lifeguards.

This is our facility and I don't mean to seem inhospitable,

but you and your staff are taking up a little bit too much space.

Actually, I was just looking for a name.

Jenna Avid.

Pleasure.

-Sticky. -Ah... sorry.

He spilled a snow cone on her at Matsumoto's,

then ate it off her chest.

Sean ate a snow cone off her chest?

Some of it.

I believe that relationships, any relationships,

work best when they're built on a foundation of truth.

I think it's best if I introduce myself to you and your staff at the same time.

Don't you agree?

Oh, I... sure.

Sure.

[Jenna] So, let me be clear about this.

First of all, we welcome and applaud your efforts

to form an elite group of international lifeguards.

But here's the deal. You guys are visitors.

This is our facility, it's a functioning Hawaiian lifeguard headquarters.

Now, you guys train here. You live here and that's cool.

It's not a problem.

And we all know the Governor approved it.

But here's a little change.

On the days when we, the working lifeguards, are shorthanded,

you'll enhance your training by taking regular assignments.

Consider it in lieu of rent.

And since I believe that there is no time like the present,

we will start our newfound partnership...

today.

We already have our training schedule set for today.

Well, I'm sure in your administrative talent and wisdom,

you'll find a way to work this one out.

As a matter of fact, I am so confident that I will leave this up to you.

[slow music]

Well...

How do we handle this one?

I'm gonna put a call in to Mitch. Find out if this is part of the deal.

But until I talk to him...

we're gonna go along with it.

Look, Sean, do me a favor. Ride with it until I get back from the Mainland.

Then I'll contact the Governor and get it straightened out.

Thanks, pal. Sorry to rush like this, but it can't be helped. See you.

[woman] Aloha and welcome aboard Hawaiian Airlines,

Flight 4, direct to Los Angeles.

We hope you have a pleasant journey. Mahalo.

[relaxing music]

Whoa! Look at this. Incredible.

[Jessie] JD, there's nobody here.

I know. This big, beautiful beach. Yes!

I mean it. There's nobody!

There's not even one single person on the whole beach.

A whole day with nobody on the beach.

I don't know if I can handle this.

Remember the three things you have to deal with as a lifeguard in Hawaii.

Big waves, death and dying.

Boredom.

Yeah, and today it's going to be death from boredom.

[relaxing music]

-Hey, JD. -Yeah?

You know, to some people this place would be pretty unimaginable, huh?

What's that?

What do you mean, '�what's that?' This!

This big beautiful beach. It's like a dream.

It's like being on a deserted island.

I'll tell you, this day is going to pay some dividends.

I'm catching up on all my paper work.

I mean, these schedules are over a week old.

This work is important for the whole team.

-It's gotta be done. -Right now?

Right the second I'm talking to you?

-If I don't do it-- -What? Nobody else in the world can?

Jessie, I'm here because of my organizational skills.

Right.

And what's the reason I'm here, JD?

Do you really want to get into that?

Yeah. I do.

We never talk about it.

What happened, JD?

d I've been patient And I've been weakd

d I gave you my heartd

d But you didn't do the samed

d You are making me feel Like I made the same mistaked

d Why does it always turn out this wayd

d So, don't keep me hanging ond

d Let me god

d Quit dragging me ond

d ' Coz you knowd

d This isn't what you want any mored

d No, I'm not the one you want any mored

d When did it come crashing And when did it all changed

d I didn't see it coming Till I watched you slip awayd

d You tell me you don't love me Now you're begging me to stayd

d Only when you're lonely, I'm the first girl that you maked

d So, don't keep me hanging ond

d Let me god

d Quit dragging me ond

d ' Coz you knowd

Whatever happened to you training me?

Whatever happened to you getting me ready for the Xterra?

Oh... I thought you'd say something else.

About what?

The honeymoon capital of the world?

Maui.

Yeah, that's right. Maui.

That's the little place that we were supposed to go and visit together,

where I'm supposed to run the Xterra World Championship,

that I'm in no way, shape or form ready for because of your organizational crap.

What is this about? The Triathlon, or the wedding?

Because the last I heard, you pretty much said that you weren't interested.

Tell me if that's changed.

No.

It hasn't.

But what happened to my trainer? What happened to my friend?

We don't even talk anymore, JD.

Today is a perfect example. Look at us!

You and me alone on this beautiful beach

and what are we doing? We're bickering.

I don't bicker.

-Really? -Absolutely.

I never bicker. Never have bickered. Never will bicker. I hate bickering.

My mother and my father bicker.

My sister and her husband bicker.

That's why I don't bicker.

I never bicker and never will bicker.

Look at this place.

I bet it hasn't been raked in a long time.

Ouch! Jesus!

Are you okay?

See what I mean? People have no respect for anything anymore.

Which means beaches full of junk.

JD. We were talking about us.

And about our friendship. And how we lost sight of that.

Maybe you have, but I haven't. I never lose...

Would you look at that?

Would you please look at that!

What?

Someone brought this, then sprung a hole in it and just left it.

You know, some people have no respect.

They give no respect, they get no respect.

Which is exactly my problem. I get no respect.

-What? -Nothing. Absolutely nothing.

Let's talk more about your air mattress.

Jessie, when you get like this, I just don't know how to talk to you.

Tell me about it.

What?

[soft music]

This is going to be a day to remember. Re-supplying the lifeguard tower.

Well, it's got to get done.

Right, by a rookie.

Hey, your new friend seems to be getting under everyone's skin.

Tomorrow we'll probably be giving potty breaks.

I doubt it.

Really?

Yesterday, I didn't think our crack international training team

would be reduced to making supply runs.

Dawn, be patient, will you? This is a one-time deal.

Ha. Kid yourself, don't kid me.

If anyone around here knows the type, I do.

Believe me, she has an agenda.

She's going to become a real pain in the butt.

In fact, she already has.

[Allie] Sean, this is Allie, do you read me?

Yeah, Allie, I hear you. Go '�head.

Ah, yeah. We've got a little situation down here. You better get down here.

What kind of situation?

I don't know. You better get down here real fast.

[slow music]

Well, this is going to be more fun than we can stand.

We're about to have a little civil disobedience.

And now I know why Jenna Avid wanted us to cover this beach.

What is going on, guys?

They show up, take off their clothes and walk into the water.

[Allie] They won't say a word. Who they are. What this is about.

Sean, this is inappropriate.

Alright. This beach is officially closed.

Guys, I want you to clear the spectators, lock up the parking lot. Let's go.

This isn't the place for this kind of display.

This is a family beach.

Which is precisely the reason we're here.

Lisa... Steinbeck. Attorney.

I'm here to protect them

from anyone who infringes on their First Amendment right to free speech.

Speech? No one said a word.

On my instructions. I'm their spokesperson

Wonderful.

-Ah, great. A press release. -[Sean] Why?

Let me quote, '�Even as we stand here, a cloud of nuclear contamination

is being carried on the winds to our precious islands.'

[Jason] '�To that end, we sacrifice our bodies

as the ultimate symbol of innocence of our people and our land.'

I kind of agree with them, you know.

That's not the point, Jason.

And now the fun starts.

I'll send in the clowns, the circus is here.

What exactly would you like us to do?

I'd like you to get them out of the water.

[policeman] In the water, they're your problem.

You get them on land, we'll take over.

[Sean] Hey, come on.

Police can clear the beach for you. That's about all we can do.

Alright, alright. Thanks.

According to Lisa Steinbeck, the spokeswoman for the protesters,

they will remain in the water with no clothes on

until the contaminated air in the upper atmosphere

passes over Hawaii completely and our islands are safe.

Ms. Steinbeck.

There comes a time and a place where the line must be drawn.

Today, it is in the sand of this beach. Because this is definitely the place.

Miko, tell Ms. Avid to get over here, Code 2.

Jason, you're right. They may have a point.

You know, protesting nuclear fallout used to be fashionable.

But now, nobody cares.

You know? I think we should take our suits off

and we should jump in the water and join them.

Ah!

I take that as a no.

And you know what else? That little Miss Jenna Avid

knew exactly what was going to happen down here, today.

Of course she knew. And you know what else?

She's also got the hots for Sean.

-Really? -Oh, yeah.

No, I don't see it.

Watch them!

The way she looks at him and the way he looks back. C'mon.

No. They're too combative.

That's foreplay. They like squabbling.

Watch them. Tell me I'm wrong.

I will.

You're putting these people at risk, you know?

This protest will continue until some bonafide action

is taken by the proper authorities.

Ah, that's right. You can't have a protest without a confrontation.

Wouldn't make it on CNN without a little blood. Right?

I mean, that's what this is all about, isn't it? Lisa?

The protesters have been in the water now for several hours.

As you can see, the lines have been drawn.

It is the protesters versus the international lifeguards.

This is Katie Maden...

-Keep the beach closed off. -Excuse me, guys. I need to talk to her.

You...

are not a nice person.

Whoa, getting personal.

You set me up.

Look, Sean, I didn't know this was going to happen today. It was a rumor.

You knew this was going to happen, Jenna,

so you came up with the perfect plan.

You pass the situation off to the international training team.

If they handle it, great, fine, you win.

If they don't, it's on them, not you.

Look, this is your beach today, Sean. Your water, your call.

Which is why, under certain limitations, I'll allow you to do whatever you want.

No, no, Jenna, you don't walk away--

[Jason] Hey, Sean! Get over here!

[Allie] The man in the middle is about to go down.

I don't know how much longer he's gonna last.

[Dawn] Sean, we've gotta stop this.

Jason, grab some towels.

[Lisa] Wait a minute!

Pay no attention to him!

Come on, let's go!

We will not allow the establishment to play on our fears, to frighten us!

We are stronger than you suspect, that I can assure you.

-[singing] We shall overcome-- -Whoa, you can't trivialize that song.

Civil disobedience, Mr. Lifeguard.

This is a bunch of naked people standing in the water. And it's silly.

Okay, look, we are not judging your message here.

What's in question is how you choose to convey that message.

You can't do it here. You're making a mockery of everything you believe in.

Yeah and you want the confrontation because you want your face on TV.

This wants the confrontation to become violent, because it feeds on that.

Look, this is not my beach.

It's your beach!

Look, you don't like the cloud of contamination coming your way?

Neither do I. Wanna do something about it? Great. Great.

But don't destroy something that's beautiful

in order to protest something that's evil.

Protect your beach. Don't pollute it.

Otherwise, you're just going to end up becoming one of them.

[Sean] Hi.

Listen, I don't, I don't wanna hurt your feelings or anything,

but you don't look so good.

You're out here in the sun and you're exposed in places that...

shouldn't be exposed.

Now why don't you take a break and I'll stay here and hold your spot

and you can come back, huh? How about it?

Oh, hey, hey, here, cover up, will you?

Wait a minute, stay! This is just getting start--!

Come here.

Leave me alone. I don't need your--

Ah! Ah!

[frustrated] Ah!

Oh!

Oh, I don't know why you called me in such a great panic.

This wasn't such an emergency.

Right. And you barely got a speck on you.

How about dinner? My treat.

Ha!

After what you've done you think that I would go to dinner with you?

Well, that was work. This is dinner. Those are two totally different things.

C'mon. I'll take you to the best restaurant on the North Shore.

[relaxing music]

Yo, Jess!

C'mere for a second. I wanna show you something.

I've seen it.

No, really, I need your opinion.

I have the best idea ever. The best.

Really? I can't wait.

-What is it? -Spare air.

JD, somebody's already thought of that.

I know. This is a great invention, right?

Portable. Convenient.

-It's useful. -Exactly!

But... flawed.

How?

You have to hold it in your hand.

Yes, otherwise...

it drops to the bottom of the sea.

Well, wouldn't it be better if it was hands free?

Hands free?

Lots of times when you need spare air we're on a rescue, right?

We need both hands, but this one hand has to hold this can of spare air.

Not efficient.

Okay, and it might be if we didn't have to use our hands.

Exactly.

-Turn around. -What?

Go ahead, turn around.

[JD] Okay!

[muffled voice] Ta-da! Hands free spare air.

[laughs]

Jessie, I'm serious. This is going straight to the patent office.

Where in the world did you come up with that idea?

Sunday Night football on ESPN.

What? No way. Are you serious?

Okay, so, um, how does Sunday Night Football and ESPN,

ah, connect with that little contraption of yours?

[laughs sarcastically] Are you gonna listen?

I'm sorry. [clears throat] Yes.

Okay. I'm watching and after they score a touchdown, they cut to the crowd,

right? You know how they do that.

Anyway, there's this guy with this hat

and on each side is a can of beer.

Right. I've seen those. They're absolutely ridiculous.

Hands free beer drinking.

Ta da! Hands free spare air.

[laughs]

[muffled voice] I'm gonna check it out!

Hey, it's a look!

This isn't a fashion show. It's about saving lives.

Oh, no...

-Welcome to the Hilton Hawaiian Village. -Thank you.

-Here you go, Sir. -Great.

Now this is so much better than that dead beach, huh?

[Jessie laughs]

Is there a reason why we're here, JD?

All Miko would say was that they needed two lifeguards

down at the Hilton Hawaiian Village, ASAP.

Ah, do you both have to be lifeguards?

Well, we both are lifeguards.

What I mean is, one of my judges called in sick

and I thought maybe you could fill in.

I'd be glad to.

Ah, she was talking to me.

No, she wasn't. She was talking to both of us.

[JD] No, she wasn't.

JD, stop bickering.

Jessie, this is a beauty contest.

[Jessie] And what's your point?

[JD] Oh, come on, I mean, it's pretty obvious.

[Jessie] Not to me.

She wants a man for a judge, right?

Actually, either of you could judge.

See?

She's just being P.C. She really wants me.

Well, then she should say so.

Ah, please, ah, I'd just like to get the competition started.

Ah, the competition. It's a competition or is it a contest?

Well, it's kind of a--

Because there's a difference, you know. Competition implies skill.

And contest, well, let's see, what is a beauty contest?

Basically you stand around with your chest out and a vacuous look on your face.

d You know your body Got me begging for mored

d Picking my jaw up off the floord

d Craving the way you move It's so sugar sweetd

d You will knock me out on my feetd

d No, I can't taked

d And I need a tasted

d Yeah, you are teasing med

d No, I can't taked

d Hands on myself I know it's "look but don't touch"d

d Yeah take your time, babe I'm in no rushd

d Can't help but wonder Just what flavor you ared

d Imagination running wildd

d No, I can't taked

d And I need a tasted

d Yeah, you are teasing med

d No more I can't taked

d No more I can't taked

d And I need a tasted

d Yeah, you are teasing med

d No, I can't taked

d Damnd

Well, it's a contest.

[laughs] Right. It's all yours.

Thank you.

Great.

I can tell from that look in your eyes you've got lots of experience

and the girls will be very appreciative.

-You think so? -I do.

Oh, Miss Waimea Falls,

I'd like you to meet one of our judges, Mister, ah...

Darius. Ah... John Darius. Aloha.

John?

-Shall we? -Sure.

Thank you.

[whispering] I'd love to take you out to a party... [inaudible]

Would you like that?

Well? What'd she say to you?

You don't wanna know.

But I'm gonna tell you this. She really wants to win.

You know, this objectification of women is disgusting.

I can't believe you're letting yourself become a party to this.

How'd you know she said '�party?'

Was it that loud?

JD, you just always miss the important things, don't you?

Jess!

Jessie!

[woman] Good afternoon, ladies and gentlemen

and welcome to the Hilton Hawaiian Village Bikini Competition.

[cheerful music]

Thank you.

This is the nicest restaurant on the North Shore?

You tell me.

I'm not sure yet.

Well... the food is good.

The atmosphere is unbelievable and it's very romantic.

About as good as it gets.

If I ask you a question will you answer me truthfully?

What, you think our relationship's going to change, now?

It's about dating people you work with.

I'm against it.

Me too.

Was that your question?

-Are we working together? -Are we dating?

This could be considered a first date.

Good. This suddenly got much more interesting.

Is it as hard for you as it is for female lifeguards?

You know, working together, living together, living under the same roof,

spending 24 hours a day with each other.

No. We have rules and we try not to break them.

Those rules don't include me?

No, they don't.

That explains why my hand is shaking.

[both laugh]

Your team interests me.

In fact, everyone on the North Shore wonders.

And what do they wonder?

Just what exactly is going on.

I mean, c'mon, everybody is young. They're in shape.

They're living under the same roof.

So full of physical attraction. Passion.

It must be present.

Are you coming on to me, Miss Avid?

Never on the first date.

[Sean] Then I can't wait for our second date.

[romantic music]

My son is why I can't do it!

Jenna! Jenna!

[ending theme song]

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