Original subtitles

I've always hankered for something on the water

What is this floor?

It took God seven days

to create Paradise

Let's see if I can do better

Good babies

Grow for mommy

Bane, darling

I found a fellow who strikes my fancy

A cool customer, yes

Icy demeanor

no question

But I detect a certain ruthless charm I may be able to use

to my advantage

Honey, clean up this mess

We've got company coming

Honey

Company

We've been going out for over a year now, and

Okay, here it goes

I want to spend my life with you

I'm not the marrying kind

There are things about me you wouldn't understand

I know you're a dedicated bachelor

You've had your wild nights

"Wild" doesn't

quite cover it

You'll make someone a good husband one day

but I can't wait forever

Look, I don't want to pressure you Because if I do

you'll just shut down

I know the way you are

Think about it

Just promise me you'll think about it

Okay?

You don't have to answer now

Just

think it over

Here's food for thought

Who's Ivy?

You just called me "Ivy"

Who's Ivy?

I wish I knew

Enhance detail, 14 to 19

Who are you?

Gotcha!

Banker, how much coin to play?

21/2

You're the chick who won the tunnel run 2 nights ago!

That'd be me

That was kid stuff, sweetheart

Why don't you take your tricycle and run home?

-Want a side bet? -How much?

-How much you got? -How much you got?

All right, let's race! Come on!

Just make sure the guys are ready at the end of the bridge

You got it, Spike!

Out of my way, losers!

Nice try, girlie!

You're next!

Excuse me!

Look out, baby!

Not bad, for a chick!

Now!

End of the line, sweetheart!

So this is where you hang out

How long you been racing?

Since my parents died

I guess all the speed and danger helped take me out of myself

Made the pain go away

You wouldn't understand

You'd be surprised

Street racing isn't exactly an acceptable major at Oxbridge so

they kicked me out

But I've already won the money I need to do what I've always dreamed

Don't say you want to join the circus

Alfred has supported me my whole life and I'm going to pay him back

I'll take him away from this dismal life of servitude

What are you talking about?

Listen, this whole master-servant thing

it's really ridiculous

Alfred is a sweet, noble man

and he's subjugated all his life and dreams to someone else

Alfred and Bruce are like family

Paying someone to prepare your meals

do laundry, clean dishes, you call that family?

Alfred's happy

Happy?

You honestly don't know, do you?

How he's hiding the pain all the time

Alfred's sick

Alfred's not sick

He's dying

Dying?

Why didn't he tell us?

You know Alfred, he'd never say anything

But I can tell

I can't believe it

I know

Icehead, you got a visitor

Your sister is here to see you

Sister?

Brother, dear

I heard you were blue

Don't mind us, ma'am

You can speak freely

I don't mind you at all

Men

the most absurd of God's creatures

We give you life

and we can take it away just as easily

-Right! -Whatever

I really am to die for

Impressive!

Well, I, my most unabominable snowman

have been impressed by you

In fact

I propose a pairing

I've come to set you free

An enticing offer

but

what does the lady want in return?

Let's cool it for now I've got someone I want you to meet

His name is Bane

A laundry service that delivers! Wow!

What are you, about a 50, big and tall?

No, I always go a size smaller Makes me look slimmer

I'm running on empty

I need the diamonds

I'll help you grab your rocks

Bane

dear

an exit, please

Reinforced steel

Not good

Always winterize your pipes

While I get my diamonds, you and "meatloaf" retrieve my wife

You never mentioned a wife!

Come on

I hope Mr Bane can swim

Alfred, are you well?

As well as can be expected, sir

My friend, I know you're sick

I can get you the best doctors

I have seen the best doctors

A gentleman does not discuss his ailments It is not civilized

I hope that I have taught you at least that much, Master Bruce

Have you ever

regretted your life working here?

Looking after heroes?

No, sir

My only regret is that I was never able to be out there with you

Not all the heroes wear masks

Freeze has escaped!

We got this off the Arkham surveillance camera

Poison Ivy

2 nights ago

Gotham Airport, these two arrive by charter from South America

They put 10 security guards in the hospital

left a businessman dead from organic poisoning, stole his limousine

This is definitely the same pair that sprang Freeze

Excuse me, gentlemen

Poison Ivy why would she help Freeze?

She's definitely evil

She was all I could think about, like I was in love--

I know, then the feeling vanished

I can't believe we fought over a bad guy

Bad, yes Guy, no

Well, I'm totally over her

Me too Definitely

-Great stems, though -Buds too

Those are nice

Here we go

It's Nora Fries

She's still alive

He adapted his freezing technology to reverse the disease

He found a cure for the disease in some stages

There she is

Get the diamonds I'll rescue the bride

We'll meet back at my place

In my weakened condition, I'm no match for the Bat and Bird

You leave those boys to me

Go!

-Can he save her? -Her case is too advanced

But maybe someday

with more research

Poison Ivy

I hate uninvited guests

My lungs are freezing!

Chilled

to perfection

No beauty

Just the beast

Hey, there, pretty birdie

Give yourself up If you surrender--

To you?

Polly want a kiss?

There's something about an anatomically correct

rubber suit that puts fire in a girl's lips

Why are all the gorgeous ones homicidal maniacs? Is it me?

Enough

sweet talk

First you'll tell me where Freeze is, then you're going to jail

I'm a lover, not a fighter

That's why every Poison Ivy Action Figure comes with him!

Try not to make a mess when you die

Hold it right there!

Stop!

Living in the shadow of the big, bad Bat

You don't need him

You're the star

I can see it now:

Your own big, bright signal in the sky

Let me guide you

Let me kiss you

Stop! Don't kiss her

The victim at the airport, toxins introduced orally

-What are you saying? -Why does she want to kiss us?

-I bet her lips are poisoned -Poisoned kiss?

You have issues with women!

You can't stand that she'd kiss me and not you

Something would be mine, not yours

Exit, Bane

Exit!

Ivy's right I don't need your help

I'm going solo!

What happened?

How'd they get away?

I've never been good with competition

Who needs a frigid wife anyway?

Make yourself right at home

Where's my wife?

There was nothing I could do Batman deactivated her

-She's dead -You lie!

I'm sorry

Their bones will turn to ice!

Their blood will freeze in my hands!

Kill them, of course

But why stop there?

Why should only Batman and Robin die

while the society that created them goes unpunished?

Yes!

If I must suffer

humanity will suffer with me!

I shall repay them for sentencing me to a life without human comfort

I will blanket the city in endless winter!

First

Gotham

And then

the world!

Just what I had in mind

Everything dead on Earth except us

A chance for

Mother Nature to start again

Behold

the dawn of a new age

My mutant plants have the strength of the deadliest animals

Once you have frozen mankind, these babies will overrun the globe

And we shall rule them

For we will be

the only two people left in the world

Yes

Adam

and Evil

You distract the Bat and Bird

while I prepare

to freeze

Gotham!

It's Stage 1 of Macgregor's Syndrome

I'm sorry

All we can do is make him comfortable

Thank you, Doctor

Macgregor's Syndrome is what Fries' wife had

Alfred's condition is less severe Fries' research said

he cured a case like it, just didn't say how

No one else is even close

I'm late for the dedication, then I go after Freeze and Ivy alone

-Like hell you do -Don't push me right now

Or what? No one can capture Ivy but the big, bad Bat?

Right

You want her for yourself

I want her so badly, I can taste it That's the whole point

She's done something to us She has us fighting over her somehow

I know she loves me and not you, and it's driving you crazy

That's why you stopped us from kissing

-You're not thinking straight -But I am

For the first time in a long time

I want a Robin signal in the sky, all right?

I'm tired of living in your shadow

All that ends now

I'm sorry, Uncle

I was too late

You must do something for me

Find my brother, Wilfred

your uncle, wherever he is, and give him

this

I have duties that he must fulfill in my stead

Only family can be trusted

What is it?

It is a sacred trust of two good men

whom I have the honor of calling "son"

Take it to Wilfred

and I implore you

never open it

You look so like your mother

Bonsoir, glamorous Gothamites

Everyone who 's anyone

has flocked to the observatory

and tonight's star-studded dedication of the new telescope

And here's the man of the hour himself

Bruce Wayne

Excuse me

Commissioner

-How are you? -Good You know Julie?

How are you?

Good to see you

Young man

Lovely to see you again

Thank you

Commissioner Gordon

I've always wondered

where does that big, old Batlight come from?

Why

it's

on top of Police Headquarters

I'd just

love to see it

But you probably don't have access

Why, dear lady

I am the police commissioner

I have the keys right here in my pocket

Would you like to see it?

Who are you, dear lady?

On second thought, you're way too old for me

No, I'm not

Please

come back

What are you doing? Come on

Show me how the satellites work

First

I will turn Gotham into an icy graveyard

then

I will pull Batman's heart from his body

and feel it freeze in my hands

Revenge!

Quickly, Bane

Quickly now

Let there be light

Only family can be trusted?

I'm family

Access denied

Access denied

I spend my entire life trying to beat back death

Everything I've done, everything I'm

capable of doing

But I can't save you

There's no defeat in death

Master Bruce

Victory comes in defending

what we know is right

while we still live

I love you, old man

And I love you too

Access denied

This better be one hell of a secret

Margaret

Peg

Access allo wed

The combined power of the telescope's reflecting crystals

will complete

my freezing engine

No matter what they tell you, Mr Bane

it is the size of your gun that counts

Where are you going?

It's not a Batlight, it's a Robin signal Ivy's calling me

Her name's Pamela Isley

She must've stolen Gordon's keys and changed the signal

She did it for me, for love

She infected us with pheromones

I'm under some kind of magic spell?

She wants to kill you

You'd say anything to keep her away from me

To keep her for yourself

You said being a team means trusting your partner

Sometimes, counting on someone else is the only way to win Remember?

You weren't talking about partners, but about being a family

So I'm asking you

friend, partner

brother

will you trust me now?

-All the crystals are in place -Thank you

Hi!

I'm sorry about the door

Is the party over?

Who is this nutball?

If revenge

is a dish best served cold

then put on your Sunday finest

It's time

to feast!

Tonight

hell freezes over

lntruder alert

lntruder alert

lntruder alert ldentify

Uncle Alfred, it's me Barbara

l expected you might find your way down here, child

l programmed my brain algorithms

into the Batcomputer

and created a virtual simulation

I'd like to help Batman and Robin

l anticipated you would

and took the liberty to create something in your size

Suit me up, Uncle Alfred

Hi there

Is your thumb the only part of you that's green?

You will just have to find out

I want us to be together, but

you must be serious about turning over a new leaf

I need a sign

How about "Slippery when wet"

of trust

Tell me your plan

Kiss me and I'll tell you

Tell me and I'll kiss you

Freeze has taken the new telescope and turned it into a giant freezing gun

He's about to turn Gotham into an ice cube

I've got to stop him

One kiss

my love

For luck

Bad luck, I'm afraid

Time to die, little Robin

I hate to disappoint you, but

rubber lips are immune to your charms

See you!

You're not the only one who can set a trap, Venus

Sorry

my vines have a crush on you

Got to go

So many people to kill, so little time

You're about to become compost

Using feminine wiles to get what you want?

Trading on your looks?

Read a book

That passive-aggressive number went out long ago

You give women a bad name

As I told Lady Fries, when I pulled her plug

this is a one-woman show

I don't think so

Curses!

Freeze is going to ice the city

I know

And you are?

Batgirl

That's not PC What about Batperson or Batwoman?

Bruce, it's me, Barbara I found the Batcave

We must change the locks

-She knows who we are -We must kill her

Later We have work to do

Let's kick some ice

We have 11 minutes to thaw the city

Gotcha!

Now!

Shield

I'll finish off the city

You kill the kids, but

leave me the Bat

No sign of the snowman

Maybe he melted

No, he's just hibernating

These heaters will thaw them

I hope you've got 10 million more of those toys

8 minutes and they're ice cubes forever

Sunlight could reverse the freezing process

Sunrise isn't for 5 hours

Here

It's morning in the Congo

We'll relay sunlight--

From below the equator--

It'll take the satellites a minute to realign, but

Damn!

Damn? Damn's not good

Those targeting mirrors are frozen

I realign, you thaw the mirrors

Tonight's forecast:

A freeze is coming

Bye-bye

I got you!

No I got you

It's one of those days!

Dirty fighter!

The tube!

Yay, Batman!

Hey, Freeze

The heat is on

You all right down there?

Here goes

Hang on

You're doing it!

You've lost, Freeze

I think not

Bombs away, Batman

Freeze in hell, Batman!

What should we do now?

Pray

Hang on!

Grab on to my belt!

Thank you, Batman!

Need a ride?

-Most of Gotham's still frozen -It's midnight

Telescope's gone There's no way to thaw the city

The satellites could do it, but it'd take a computer genius

I'm on it

No, I'm on it

Have to do it upside down

Men! Everything the hard way

You're pretty good at this, little girl

Watch and Iearn, little boy

They say it'll be a beautiful day

I'm taking you back to Arkham Asylum

Go on

Kill me too

Just as you killed my wife

I didn't kill your wife

As l told Lady Fries when l pulled her plug

this is a one-woman show

But she's not dead

We found her, restored her

She's still frozen alive

waiting for you to find a cure

She lives?

But vengeance isn't power Anyone can take a life

But to give life

that's true power A power you once had

She's alive

So I'm asking you

Victor Fries

help me save another life

Show me how to cure Macgregor's Syndrome Stage 1

And maybe you can also save the life of the man your wife once loved

He's still inside you, Victor

Buried

deep beneath the snow

Will you help me

Doctor?

Take 2 of these

and call me in the morning

I'll have your wife moved to the lab at Arkham

You'll be able to continue your research there

All we can do now is wait

and hope

He loves me

He loves me not

He loves me

Not!

Surprise

I'm your new cellmate

And I've come to make your life a living hell

Prepare

for a bitter harvest

Winter

has come at last

Are you ?

Rather disappointed at how poorly I have taught you proper housekeeping

And quite well, it seems!

Thanks to you, son

Thanks to you all

Well done, Bruce

You too Well done

I got one question

When we fell off the telescope, why didn't you try and save us?

It's the first time I've fallen and you weren't there

I figured you could handle it

You know, sometimes counting on somebody else is the only way to win

Excuse me

I'm the one who kicked Ivy's botanical butt

Yeah, that was me

I did it all by myself

That was me

You are going back to school

You'll never win this argument

Partners?

Partners

Partners

We're going to need a bigger cave