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Pussy!

Pussy!

Pussy!

Lets have the scroll'

- 'Get me down from here.' - 'Let me down.'

What are you doing?

'Mister, please..'

Help me.

- Look. - 'Hey, the scroll.'

The scroll.

Help me, I pay you.

- How much? - Twenty thousand dollars.

Twenty thousand dollars?

- Let me see. - I don't have it.

But my Lord Matori will pay you.

Where do I find this Matori?

Kosaka, Japan.

- Japan? - Kosaka, Japan.

Go.

Hey, you..

You don't believe that story about Japan, do you?

I don't know.

I'll give you $5000 cash for the scroll.

Here take it. Take it.

Now I believe.

Hey, where you going?

We got a problem.

We're both trying to get something for nothing.

'You.'

Oh, I didn't realize how far away this Japan was.

I've been on so many boats for so many months.

Now that we're here..

...I just got to get to Kosaka

find this Matori guy

and collect that $20,000 for the scroll.

I lost my land legs.

Well, it looks like Pussy lost her legs too.

Huh!

Matori.

Huh?

Matori.

Matori?

Kosaka.

Kosaka.

Looks like everybody's watching me.

Or they're afraid of me.

I guess they ain't use to strangers

Lady.

Mister.

I want my horse.

Matori.

Horse.

Matori, Kosaka.

Horse.

They don't make a stranger feel at home here.

Pussy!

Huh!

Mister, I guess you win.

I wonder who those guys are.

And whose side they are on.

I guess they were on my side.

But they ain't winners.

Hyah!

Yah!

Now I guess I win, huh?

Hey!

Come here! Ha! Ha! Ha!

Kosaka.

Ha! Hey!

Howdy.

I want Matori.

You know Matori?

He-e-e-yah!

You better calm down, curly.

Eee-haw!

'Hey.'

Shhh!

It was just like home.

There's two sure things.

Death and taxes.

Shhh!

Huh, come on.

Watch out!

Get inside, old man.

- Matori? - Matori.

Bunch of fancies.

Looks like I picked right.

My friend's taken me to Matori.

Hmm.

Howdy.

H-h..

Lord Matori gives you welcome.

And so do I, Otaka, me, his niece.

Lord Matori wishes to know if you bring scroll.

Yeah. I brought a scroll..

...if he has $20,000.

Which I checked, in your country

means 200 lio..

Hmm.

Mmm-m-m.

Uh-uh-uh-uh.

Excuse me. It's my first time in foreign exchange.

Looks alright.

And now I need your help.

Please..

How do I get past that crazy man out in the village?

Cousin Koheita not crazy.

Only very bad.

Sayonara.

Yes, but..

Hmpf.

One moment, please.

Lord Uncle say--

Well, what is he saying?

Lord..

Lord Uncle say

he gives you 200 lio..

...if you kill Cousin Koheita!

Damn!

You don't fool around this country.

We want to sleep.

# My father's a poor missionary #

# He saves pretty women from sin #

# He'll save you a blond for $5 #

# Lord how the money rolls in

# Rolls in rolls in

# Lord how the money rolls in

# Rolls in

# Rolls in rolls in

# Lord how the money rolls in #

Huh!

Huh.

Koheita!

Where's the scroll?

Where's the scroll?

Scroll?

I gave it to Matori.

Matori.

Koheita thinks you made a big mistake.

Why don't you tell him to mind his own business.

Oh, it is his business.

You see, the scroll just happens to belong to him.

Seems to me that scroll belongs to a lot of people.

Chew?

You see, that scroll, like everything else around here

belongs to only one person.

Princess Otaka.

Huh?

- That baby? - Yeah.

She's an orphan. Only a kid. Underage.

So her, uh..

...legal guardian, Cousin Koheita

does her a big favor, collects the taxes in her name.

What about Uncle Matori?

Guy's a fake.

He's an uncle by marriage only.

Pretends to be what he's not.

Damn boy, that's complicated.

- What are they laughin' about? - Koheita'll tell you.

No, he's not gonna tell me anything.

We got a language problem around here.

'Koheita!'

Hey, he speaks Indian this guy.

How.

I don't want any trouble.

Looks like you boys are holdin' all the cards in this hand.

And I think I'm gonna pass.

Come on, chubby. You're gonna get yours now.

Ha-a-a-a-a!

Hey...Koheita says If you kill Matori

there's 200 lio for you.

Only not fake one, like these Matori gave you.

Why...wh..

I want to go home.

Oh.

Machine gun.

Big flaming weapon.

No worky.

Hmm.

Uh-uh.

Two hundred lio.

Plus 200 more.

Where are they gone?

Lord Matori goes out to kill.

Your fault. I thought you were good man.

Aah!

Aah! Ah!

Women!

Matori!

# Lord how the money rolls in

# Rolls in

# Lord how the money rolls in #

You boys lookin' for this?

Hey!

Well, it's gonna cost you.

Two hundred lio.

Tell him.

Matori!

'Come on in.'

'Let's talk some business.'

What's in it for me?

Half of this.

Why do you wanna split with me?

'Cause I want my gun.

This gun's worth half a scroll?

My friend, there's a million dollars in that thing there.

One million what?

Dollars!

Why do you think these people are killing each other?

You still wanna trade?

Sounds good.

Wait till I talk to Matori.

Then we'll trade.

Hmm?

Four hundred lio.

Lord Matori wants other half.

Where is it?

Well, you tell him..

...to give someone 400 lio..

...and let him follow me.

Alright.

But you better leave this country.

You cannot understand this.

Well, what's there to understand?

When it comes to money, it's just like back home.

Sorry. I used all the ammunition.

And that's for you.

Hey!

What's this? It's only half.

That's the deal.

Half scroll for you, half scroll for me.

Hey, wait a minute, Wait a minute.

When you said half, I thought you meant..

I told you before.

We got a language problem around here.

What am I supposed to do with this?

Ha!

Hey, you.

You son of a bitch.

I'm glad I didn't trust you.

You and your stinking scroll.

Ha!

Ha!

I'm ruined.

Koheita has a gift for you.

In exchange for the scroll and the money.

Tell him to give it to you.

Oh, no, I'm not as worthy as you to recieve this special bonus.

A little something to remember us by on your left hand.

Heh...so it'll always be close to your heart.

Huh!

Yah!

Matori!

Mmm-m-m.

Lucky, I found a few friends.

They told me Matori and Cousin Koheita made a deal

to put their pieces of the scroll together.

But the price is...Koheita marries the little princess.

They're having a big party with my money.

Not the kind of bullets I'm used to.

But this old man, he seems to know what he's doin'.

Ah!

Ha!

Yah!

Unh!

Aaahh!

Sorry about that.

Yah!

Yah!

Ha!

Ten seconds to reload.

Let's make a deal.

What's the matter? You got no sense of humor?

Yah!

Now, you swallow that tobacco.

Eat it.

You..

You wouldn't shoot me, would you?

I'm an American just like you.

I thought so.

You know why?

None of these other Indians around here

got blue eyes like you.

- Hey! - Oh!

Skinny havin' a race.

Fat gonna fall and break his face.

Ya-a-ah!

You big fat pig.

Pussy.

We're goin' home.

Koheita!

Now, wait a minute.

What are you cryin' about?

- I...I so afraid. - No.

I thought they kill me too.

Huh?

Now, look, I got something here.

For you.

It's yours.

Thank you.

Buy yourself a lollipop.

I glad I find you.

Are very kind.

You are good man.

But listen, I would like to know somethin'.

How does that thing get one million dollars?

- Is written here. - Hmm?

"He who presents this scroll has right of entry

"and represents the honorable family of Matori

"to possess all the contents

"of safety deposit boxes numbers

"eight, nine, ten and eleven.

"Care of Carpenter Bank

in San Francisco, California."

This is like a check.

Payable to the bearer.

This is like a cash check worth one million dollars.

Yes. In San Francisco, California.

Your country.

One..

One million dollars.

I never made an easy buck in my life.

Hmm.

Ha! Come on, Pussy.

Ha!

If you ever come back..

...let us speak the language.

Sayonara!

- Bye-bye. - Sayonara!

- Bye-bye. - Sayonara!