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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:01:05,362 --> 00:01:09,362 www.titlovi.com 2 00:01:12,362 --> 00:01:15,162 Oh, is it bedtime already? 3 00:01:15,195 --> 00:01:16,462 Well, come along Mr. Tibbs. 4 00:01:23,396 --> 00:01:27,229 ♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪ 5 00:01:27,262 --> 00:01:28,462 ♪ Time for them to do... ♪ 6 00:01:32,830 --> 00:01:35,497 Don't be scared, Mr. Tibbs. 7 00:01:35,530 --> 00:01:38,362 Silly old thunderstorm. 8 00:01:38,396 --> 00:01:43,229 ♪ Up the wooden hill to Bedfordshire ♪ 9 00:01:48,362 --> 00:01:50,664 Probably a mouse, a large mouse. 10 00:01:50,697 --> 00:01:52,564 A badger, perhaps. 11 00:01:52,597 --> 00:01:54,830 Must have left the back door open. 12 00:01:54,864 --> 00:01:56,195 Oh, what? 13 00:01:58,229 --> 00:01:59,730 Lord Monroe, 14 00:01:59,764 --> 00:02:03,564 how about a bedtime nursery rhyme? 15 00:02:03,597 --> 00:02:05,864 This little piggy went to market. 16 00:02:05,897 --> 00:02:08,396 This little piggy stayed at home. 17 00:02:08,429 --> 00:02:10,130 This little piggy went... 18 00:02:10,163 --> 00:02:11,864 Yes, that's it. 19 00:02:11,897 --> 00:02:15,096 - Squeal all the way home! - Oh, no, no, no! 20 00:02:15,130 --> 00:02:18,329 I'm coming for you my little piggy! 21 00:02:18,362 --> 00:02:19,630 Oh, my coccyx! 22 00:02:19,664 --> 00:02:20,797 Come on, Monroe! 23 00:02:20,830 --> 00:02:21,797 Light on your feet. 24 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:23,196 Makes like pistons. 25 00:02:23,230 --> 00:02:25,564 Almost there. Mr. Tibbs. 26 00:02:25,597 --> 00:02:28,697 Mr. Tibbs? 27 00:02:28,730 --> 00:02:29,730 No! 28 00:02:30,597 --> 00:02:32,430 Mr. Tibbs! 29 00:02:34,897 --> 00:02:36,730 I'm coming old friend! 30 00:02:36,764 --> 00:02:39,096 I'll not leave a bear behind! 31 00:02:45,196 --> 00:02:46,263 Mr. Tibbs? 32 00:02:48,530 --> 00:02:50,830 Oh, Mr. Tibbs, what's gotten into you? 33 00:02:50,864 --> 00:02:53,764 - Leave this house. - Oh my word! 34 00:02:53,797 --> 00:02:57,498 ♪ Time for little bears to go to bed ♪ 35 00:02:57,530 --> 00:02:59,697 Unhand my teddy you fiend! 36 00:03:01,263 --> 00:03:04,230 - You can't run from me! - Almost there! 37 00:03:04,263 --> 00:03:07,565 Oh my word! 38 00:03:07,597 --> 00:03:09,196 Here I come! 39 00:03:10,130 --> 00:03:11,764 This handle is defective! 40 00:03:11,797 --> 00:03:14,363 Behind you! 41 00:03:14,398 --> 00:03:16,230 Daddy will protect you, Mr. Tibbs! 42 00:03:16,263 --> 00:03:17,330 The window! 43 00:03:17,363 --> 00:03:19,230 Remember your years in the gymnasium! 44 00:03:25,665 --> 00:03:27,565 I love you, be a good bear! 45 00:04:34,898 --> 00:04:36,263 Are we there yet? 46 00:04:36,298 --> 00:04:37,097 No. 47 00:04:37,131 --> 00:04:38,196 Are we there yet? 48 00:04:38,230 --> 00:04:38,932 No. 49 00:04:38,965 --> 00:04:40,364 When do we get to England? 50 00:04:40,398 --> 00:04:42,131 We are in England dodo. 51 00:04:42,164 --> 00:04:43,531 Do they have bathrooms in England? 52 00:04:43,565 --> 00:04:45,097 Yes, boys. 53 00:04:45,131 --> 00:04:45,731 - 'Cause I gotta go! - We are here! 54 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:47,263 Yay, England! 55 00:04:47,298 --> 00:04:48,364 Hello governor, tea time. 56 00:04:48,398 --> 00:04:49,765 Oh Hiram, look at these 57 00:04:49,798 --> 00:04:52,731 darling gates, they're so wonderfully gothic. 58 00:04:52,765 --> 00:04:54,598 Canter-bile? 59 00:04:54,631 --> 00:04:57,164 No, Kent, Canter-ville. 60 00:04:57,197 --> 00:04:59,164 It is a real humdinger, 61 00:04:59,197 --> 00:05:01,331 and at a bargain price, too. 62 00:05:01,364 --> 00:05:03,331 And all because people say it's haunted. 63 00:05:03,364 --> 00:05:04,798 Oo, creepy forest! 64 00:05:04,831 --> 00:05:06,197 There's no need to be scared 65 00:05:06,231 --> 00:05:08,332 of this so-called ghost, Virginia. 66 00:05:08,364 --> 00:05:12,598 Fear of the unknown and unexplained is merely ignorance. 67 00:05:13,498 --> 00:05:15,398 I'm not scared. 68 00:05:15,431 --> 00:05:19,431 Just think, our very own English manor house. 69 00:05:23,197 --> 00:05:25,365 I bet you could fit 50 ghosts in there. 70 00:05:25,399 --> 00:05:27,665 Boys, did you not hear what I just said? 71 00:05:27,698 --> 00:05:28,731 Not really. 72 00:05:28,765 --> 00:05:30,765 We usually just listen to mom. 73 00:05:30,798 --> 00:05:32,831 I bet I see the ghost first, Louis. 74 00:05:32,865 --> 00:05:35,765 Unless your ugly face scares him away first, Kent. 75 00:05:37,197 --> 00:05:39,365 Wow, this place is old. 76 00:05:39,399 --> 00:05:42,164 Super old! Older than Dad! 77 00:05:43,698 --> 00:05:45,532 Hideous! 78 00:05:45,566 --> 00:05:47,232 She's got donuts on her head. 79 00:05:47,265 --> 00:05:48,566 Boys! 80 00:05:48,599 --> 00:05:51,232 Mrs. Umney, I presume? 81 00:05:51,265 --> 00:05:53,698 Hiram Otis, at your service. 82 00:05:53,731 --> 00:05:58,265 Welcome to Canterville Chase. 83 00:05:59,432 --> 00:06:00,499 This way. 84 00:06:01,599 --> 00:06:03,064 Oh, my. 85 00:06:03,698 --> 00:06:04,831 Where's the ghost? 86 00:06:04,865 --> 00:06:06,197 - I wanna be haunted first. - Oh! 87 00:06:06,232 --> 00:06:08,197 No fair, I wanna be haunted first. 88 00:06:08,232 --> 00:06:10,265 - Have you seen the ghost? - Are you the ghost? 89 00:06:10,299 --> 00:06:11,765 Or maybe a zombie? 90 00:06:11,798 --> 00:06:13,265 Do you want to eat my eyeballs? 91 00:06:13,299 --> 00:06:14,365 You can eat his brains. 92 00:06:14,399 --> 00:06:15,566 He doesn't use them. 93 00:06:15,599 --> 00:06:17,299 What charming children. 94 00:06:17,332 --> 00:06:18,632 Let's go this way. 95 00:06:18,666 --> 00:06:21,299 - Hey, look, a torch! - Oh, Hiram! 96 00:06:21,332 --> 00:06:24,097 Oh, man, this fireplace is so big, 97 00:06:24,131 --> 00:06:25,198 I can crawl inside it! 98 00:06:28,799 --> 00:06:31,499 Fight me, Kent! 99 00:06:31,532 --> 00:06:33,832 It's okay, I think we own that painting now. 100 00:06:35,599 --> 00:06:36,599 Is a stained glass window more expensive 101 00:06:36,632 --> 00:06:38,232 than a regular window? 102 00:06:38,265 --> 00:06:41,198 Oh, Hiram, it's just so perfect. 103 00:06:41,232 --> 00:06:42,299 So grand! 104 00:06:43,332 --> 00:06:45,699 - Hm, a little gloomy. - Got you! 105 00:06:45,732 --> 00:06:48,299 But I have something that will fix that! 106 00:06:48,332 --> 00:06:50,365 Electricity, Mrs. Umney. 107 00:06:50,399 --> 00:06:52,332 Power of the future. 108 00:06:52,365 --> 00:06:54,332 Oh, I wouldn't know about that, Sir. 109 00:06:56,198 --> 00:06:57,532 Of course you wouldn't. 110 00:06:57,566 --> 00:06:59,599 You're just a little old English lady. 111 00:07:01,766 --> 00:07:03,299 Ow, hit me again, Kent! 112 00:07:03,332 --> 00:07:05,766 What's French for in your face? 113 00:07:06,832 --> 00:07:08,265 Yes, indeed. 114 00:07:08,299 --> 00:07:10,465 This room will make the perfect setting 115 00:07:10,499 --> 00:07:12,799 for our grand banquet. 116 00:07:12,832 --> 00:07:16,132 The house will be filled with members of The Royal Society, 117 00:07:16,165 --> 00:07:19,399 heads of industry, possibly even a duke or two. 118 00:07:19,432 --> 00:07:23,632 The perfect way to put American electricals on the map. 119 00:07:23,666 --> 00:07:25,499 The Royal Society? 120 00:07:25,532 --> 00:07:26,599 Dukes? 121 00:07:26,632 --> 00:07:28,399 Oh, Hiram. 122 00:07:28,432 --> 00:07:30,299 I sent the invitations back in Boston. 123 00:07:30,332 --> 00:07:32,399 Lead on Mrs. Umney. 124 00:07:32,432 --> 00:07:33,832 Hiram? 125 00:07:36,432 --> 00:07:39,399 Child. 126 00:07:39,432 --> 00:07:41,300 Golden child. 127 00:07:46,465 --> 00:07:48,199 This way. 128 00:07:48,233 --> 00:07:50,233 Virginia, keep up. 129 00:07:55,599 --> 00:07:58,333 I'm coming! 130 00:08:06,866 --> 00:08:09,433 And this is the library. 131 00:08:09,466 --> 00:08:12,266 What a splendid collection, huh pumpkin? 132 00:08:12,300 --> 00:08:14,333 We had books back home, Pa. 133 00:08:15,832 --> 00:08:18,666 I know it's hard leaving everything behind, 134 00:08:18,699 --> 00:08:20,333 but you'll make new friends. 135 00:08:20,366 --> 00:08:22,699 This is going to be a great adventure. 136 00:08:22,732 --> 00:08:24,632 Come on now, no tears. 137 00:08:24,666 --> 00:08:26,199 I'm not crying. 138 00:08:30,699 --> 00:08:32,732 What happened to the previous owner? 139 00:08:32,766 --> 00:08:35,266 He's in the asylum now. 140 00:08:35,300 --> 00:08:37,466 Poor Lord Monroe. 141 00:08:37,500 --> 00:08:41,766 All he does is scream and scream day and night. 142 00:08:47,700 --> 00:08:48,366 He goes. 143 00:08:50,333 --> 00:08:53,832 You see, for the past 300 years, 144 00:08:54,433 --> 00:08:58,366 each and every owner of this house has been forced to flee, 145 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:02,733 driven mad by the ghost of Sir Simon de Canterville. 146 00:09:02,767 --> 00:09:05,466 Cards wallops and crazy talk. Ha! 147 00:09:05,500 --> 00:09:08,633 I assure you, we Otis's are made of sterner stuff 148 00:09:08,667 --> 00:09:13,633 and no ghost, real or otherwise is ever gonna scare us. 149 00:09:13,667 --> 00:09:14,633 Jehoshaphat! 150 00:09:21,700 --> 00:09:23,867 Virginia's scared of the ghost! 151 00:09:23,900 --> 00:09:26,266 She probably peed in her pants! 152 00:09:27,600 --> 00:09:29,333 - The books are haunted. - Nice shot. 153 00:09:29,366 --> 00:09:31,567 I hope that wasn't the first edition. 154 00:09:31,600 --> 00:09:33,500 Now, come on. 155 00:09:33,533 --> 00:09:34,733 There's work to be done. 156 00:09:34,767 --> 00:09:37,233 This is our new home! 157 00:09:37,867 --> 00:09:39,500 Boys! 158 00:09:39,533 --> 00:09:40,466 - It was Kent! - It was Louis! 159 00:09:40,500 --> 00:09:42,300 It was the ghost! 160 00:09:42,333 --> 00:09:44,633 Well, isn't this a darling room? 161 00:09:44,667 --> 00:09:46,433 I hate it. 162 00:09:47,767 --> 00:09:49,633 Will you be coming down to dinner? 163 00:09:49,667 --> 00:09:51,466 Not hungry. 164 00:09:51,500 --> 00:09:53,266 Virginia, this has to stop. 165 00:09:53,300 --> 00:09:55,199 This is our home now so, 166 00:09:55,233 --> 00:09:58,134 so I suggest you get used to it. 167 00:09:58,167 --> 00:09:59,633 I will not get used to it. 168 00:09:59,667 --> 00:10:00,833 I hate it here! 169 00:10:00,867 --> 00:10:03,233 Okay, good talk. 170 00:10:03,266 --> 00:10:05,200 I wish we'd never come! 171 00:10:05,233 --> 00:10:05,867 All right, darling. 172 00:10:05,900 --> 00:10:07,100 I love you. 173 00:10:09,400 --> 00:10:11,134 Strange. 174 00:10:14,867 --> 00:10:16,767 How did you get up here? 175 00:10:48,900 --> 00:10:51,733 "When the barren almond bears." 176 00:11:52,601 --> 00:11:53,467 Okay! 177 00:11:53,501 --> 00:11:57,100 Not good, not good! 178 00:12:15,668 --> 00:12:16,534 That hurt. 179 00:12:16,568 --> 00:12:17,568 Good. 180 00:12:17,601 --> 00:12:19,334 That's why I threw it. 181 00:12:19,367 --> 00:12:21,701 Trying to scare me like that. 182 00:12:21,734 --> 00:12:23,200 Stop goggling, lad. 183 00:12:23,234 --> 00:12:25,200 Have ye no manners? 184 00:12:25,234 --> 00:12:26,434 Who's goggling? 185 00:12:26,467 --> 00:12:28,534 And who are you calling lad? 186 00:12:28,568 --> 00:12:30,134 You're a maid? 187 00:12:30,167 --> 00:12:31,301 But you're wearing pantaloons. 188 00:12:32,434 --> 00:12:34,869 These are riding breeches, actually. 189 00:12:34,902 --> 00:12:36,734 Who ever heard of a girl in trousers? 190 00:12:36,768 --> 00:12:38,568 Tis against nature. 191 00:12:38,601 --> 00:12:41,234 So you're the Canterville ghost. 192 00:12:41,267 --> 00:12:42,334 Indeed. 193 00:12:42,367 --> 00:12:43,568 Why? 194 00:12:43,601 --> 00:12:46,501 Does it make the blood curdle in your veins 195 00:12:46,534 --> 00:12:49,668 to speak with one who has passed 196 00:12:49,701 --> 00:12:51,401 beyond this veil of tears, 197 00:12:52,534 --> 00:12:56,101 and returned to walk amongst the living? 198 00:12:57,634 --> 00:12:58,768 Not really. 199 00:13:00,534 --> 00:13:01,668 I don't think you're that scary at all. 200 00:13:01,701 --> 00:13:02,835 Oh, but I am! 201 00:13:02,869 --> 00:13:05,135 I am enormously scary. 202 00:13:05,168 --> 00:13:08,701 And I shall drive you and your cursed family away 203 00:13:08,734 --> 00:13:10,668 just like all the others. 204 00:13:14,668 --> 00:13:16,335 Oh, really? 205 00:13:16,368 --> 00:13:19,768 I bet you can't scare my family out of here in, 206 00:13:19,802 --> 00:13:23,634 shall we say two weeks? 207 00:13:23,668 --> 00:13:24,701 A mere fortnite? 208 00:13:25,869 --> 00:13:27,668 Don't bother unpacking. 209 00:13:27,701 --> 00:13:31,101 You'll be gibbering down the driveway within the week. 210 00:13:33,302 --> 00:13:36,101 And what a shame that would be. 211 00:13:39,468 --> 00:13:41,368 How charming to meet you, Your Grace. 212 00:13:41,402 --> 00:13:44,734 Would you care for a cucumber sandwich? 213 00:13:44,769 --> 00:13:46,368 Mm, very good dear. 214 00:13:48,335 --> 00:13:50,734 Hiram, would you close the curtains? 215 00:13:50,769 --> 00:13:52,569 It's chilly in here. 216 00:13:52,602 --> 00:13:53,468 Yes, dear. 217 00:13:55,734 --> 00:13:58,669 Ben Franklin would've loved to fly his kite in this storm. 218 00:14:02,669 --> 00:14:05,168 Hiram, I said close the curtains. 219 00:14:07,835 --> 00:14:09,736 These old houses. 220 00:14:09,769 --> 00:14:11,168 Inferior fittings. 221 00:14:11,201 --> 00:14:13,135 Yeah, unruly drafts. 222 00:14:13,168 --> 00:14:14,835 Character and history, Hiram. 223 00:14:14,869 --> 00:14:16,770 Hm, shoddy English workmanship more like. 224 00:14:16,802 --> 00:14:18,168 What's that, Hiram? 225 00:14:18,201 --> 00:14:19,702 I love you, dear! 226 00:14:21,902 --> 00:14:24,435 ♪ Men make fire, fire is good ♪ 227 00:14:27,803 --> 00:14:30,368 My breeches. 228 00:14:30,402 --> 00:14:32,168 Oh, even the fire is defective. 229 00:14:33,569 --> 00:14:34,235 Yeah. 230 00:14:35,569 --> 00:14:36,235 Yeah. 231 00:14:44,836 --> 00:14:48,502 Shall I tell you a bedtime story? 232 00:14:51,435 --> 00:14:53,468 Well, I'll be. 233 00:14:53,502 --> 00:14:57,468 It appears the rumors of the ghost are true. 234 00:15:02,135 --> 00:15:02,836 A goblin! 235 00:15:02,870 --> 00:15:04,602 Do you mind, Sir? 236 00:15:04,635 --> 00:15:06,135 This is our bedroom. 237 00:15:06,168 --> 00:15:07,836 Hiram, I'm in my undergarments. 238 00:15:07,870 --> 00:15:09,670 She has a point, Sir. 239 00:15:09,703 --> 00:15:11,803 This is most inappropriate. 240 00:15:11,836 --> 00:15:13,569 I must ask you to leave. 241 00:15:16,201 --> 00:15:16,870 Must? 242 00:15:16,903 --> 00:15:19,169 No, this is my house. 243 00:15:19,201 --> 00:15:20,602 I'm asking you to leave. 244 00:15:20,635 --> 00:15:21,770 One moment, Sir. 245 00:15:24,635 --> 00:15:27,535 May I recommend Dr. Dobell's Tincture Remedy 246 00:15:27,569 --> 00:15:29,368 - for Hoarse Throat. - No, you may not. 247 00:15:29,402 --> 00:15:30,703 And while you're at it, 248 00:15:30,736 --> 00:15:33,302 you may want to go to work on those noisy chains 249 00:15:33,335 --> 00:15:36,269 with Tammany's Rising Sun Lubricator. 250 00:15:36,302 --> 00:15:38,535 Otherwise, nobody's gonna sleep a wink. 251 00:15:38,569 --> 00:15:39,635 What? 252 00:15:39,670 --> 00:15:41,335 There shall be no lubricating. 253 00:15:42,903 --> 00:15:45,770 Now, if you wouldn't mind? 254 00:15:45,803 --> 00:15:47,369 Wouldn't mind what? 255 00:15:47,402 --> 00:15:49,502 Well, let me just say very strongly 256 00:15:49,535 --> 00:15:51,703 that this is my house and I- 257 00:15:51,736 --> 00:15:54,269 Goodnight to you, Sir. 258 00:15:56,502 --> 00:15:59,102 Finally, a real ghost! 259 00:15:59,136 --> 00:16:01,770 Well, hello, child. 260 00:16:02,636 --> 00:16:04,836 England's so boring. 261 00:16:04,870 --> 00:16:06,569 Will you play with us? 262 00:16:06,602 --> 00:16:08,269 Why, of course. 263 00:16:08,303 --> 00:16:11,102 But let's not get ahead of our- 264 00:16:11,136 --> 00:16:12,770 - Heads up, Louis! - Wait! 265 00:16:12,803 --> 00:16:14,169 What are you doing? 266 00:16:14,202 --> 00:16:15,303 For the touchdown! 267 00:16:15,336 --> 00:16:16,636 Oh no, my head is spinning! 268 00:16:17,836 --> 00:16:20,403 Just wait! 269 00:16:22,770 --> 00:16:23,803 It's gone! 270 00:16:24,770 --> 00:16:27,236 And the crowd goes wild! 271 00:16:28,604 --> 00:16:29,269 Who are these people? 272 00:16:30,136 --> 00:16:32,169 The rudeness! 273 00:16:33,870 --> 00:16:36,202 I will drive them out. 274 00:16:36,236 --> 00:16:38,436 Imitate the action of the tiger, 275 00:16:38,469 --> 00:16:40,604 stiffen the sinews, summon up the blood. 276 00:16:40,637 --> 00:16:43,570 I will scare them so hard, 277 00:16:43,604 --> 00:16:48,369 they will never return to England's glorious shores again. 278 00:16:48,403 --> 00:16:50,202 You talk a good fight, 279 00:16:50,236 --> 00:16:52,469 but what if you're losing your touch? 280 00:16:52,503 --> 00:16:53,503 What? 281 00:16:53,536 --> 00:16:54,571 How dare you. 282 00:16:54,604 --> 00:16:55,870 What do you know, anyway? 283 00:16:55,903 --> 00:16:57,870 You don't even have a brain. 284 00:16:57,903 --> 00:16:59,469 Neither do you. 285 00:16:59,503 --> 00:17:00,369 Right! 286 00:17:00,403 --> 00:17:03,804 It's the bucket for you, Sir! 287 00:17:03,837 --> 00:17:06,102 Oh, very immature. 288 00:17:06,136 --> 00:17:07,704 Put the bucket over the skull. 289 00:17:07,737 --> 00:17:08,871 Hilarious. 290 00:17:08,903 --> 00:17:11,102 Never gets old. 291 00:17:11,136 --> 00:17:13,503 All I'm saying is you've been haunting 292 00:17:13,536 --> 00:17:16,236 this house for 300 years. 293 00:17:16,269 --> 00:17:19,704 Mayhap your steel has lost its edge? 294 00:17:19,737 --> 00:17:20,571 300 years? 295 00:17:22,136 --> 00:17:24,469 Has it really been so long? 296 00:17:55,771 --> 00:17:56,704 I hate this place. 297 00:17:59,537 --> 00:18:00,436 Oh, goodness gracious! 298 00:18:00,469 --> 00:18:02,804 What a lovely horsey. 299 00:18:02,837 --> 00:18:03,871 Oh, horsey. 300 00:18:03,904 --> 00:18:05,837 That's got it. 301 00:18:05,871 --> 00:18:06,671 No, it hasn't. 302 00:18:07,737 --> 00:18:08,604 Are you all right? 303 00:18:08,637 --> 00:18:10,269 Never better, thank you. 304 00:18:10,303 --> 00:18:11,604 Lovely day for a ride. 305 00:18:11,637 --> 00:18:15,137 Yeah, I suggest you stop before you get hurt. 306 00:18:15,170 --> 00:18:16,469 Oh, dear. 307 00:18:17,671 --> 00:18:20,137 Excelsior, you idiot, please. 308 00:18:22,804 --> 00:18:26,237 Oh, what are you doing? 309 00:18:26,270 --> 00:18:29,370 I think you could do with some help here. 310 00:18:29,403 --> 00:18:32,304 What's happening now? 311 00:18:33,671 --> 00:18:35,604 Whoa boy! 312 00:18:35,637 --> 00:18:36,470 Oh, boy! 313 00:18:36,504 --> 00:18:38,170 Yes, oh boy indeed. 314 00:18:40,137 --> 00:18:41,237 Thank you. 315 00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:44,304 Gosh, that is high. 316 00:18:48,237 --> 00:18:50,704 I must say, that was brilliant. 317 00:18:50,737 --> 00:18:51,537 My name's Henry. 318 00:18:51,571 --> 00:18:53,170 Good for you. 319 00:18:53,203 --> 00:18:55,671 Maybe you should try walking next time. 320 00:18:55,704 --> 00:18:57,671 You are a woeful horseman. 321 00:18:58,704 --> 00:18:59,804 Whoopsie daisy! 322 00:19:01,237 --> 00:19:02,070 She can be a little temperamental, 323 00:19:02,103 --> 00:19:04,337 but she's a lovely old thing, really? 324 00:19:04,370 --> 00:19:05,572 Aren't you, Excelsior? 325 00:19:08,438 --> 00:19:09,572 Excelsior? 326 00:19:09,605 --> 00:19:10,471 - Excelsior? 327 00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:12,237 Excelsior? 328 00:19:13,804 --> 00:19:16,137 So, you're a duke? 329 00:19:16,170 --> 00:19:18,370 Does that mean I have to call you your Highness? 330 00:19:18,404 --> 00:19:19,804 Because I'm not about to. 331 00:19:19,837 --> 00:19:21,337 It's Your Grace, actually. 332 00:19:21,370 --> 00:19:23,137 Although I prefer Henry. 333 00:19:23,170 --> 00:19:24,572 So, how are you finding England? 334 00:19:25,605 --> 00:19:26,404 I hate it. 335 00:19:26,438 --> 00:19:27,605 Ah, right. 336 00:19:27,638 --> 00:19:29,103 What, all of it? 337 00:19:29,137 --> 00:19:31,103 Everything I've seen so far. 338 00:19:31,137 --> 00:19:33,572 Yes, well, I suppose it can be a bit stuffy. 339 00:19:33,605 --> 00:19:34,572 Here we are. 340 00:19:34,605 --> 00:19:36,705 Home sweet home. 341 00:19:36,738 --> 00:19:38,237 Canterville? 342 00:19:38,270 --> 00:19:39,738 Canterville Chase? 343 00:19:39,772 --> 00:19:41,605 Are you okay? 344 00:19:41,638 --> 00:19:43,270 Oh, no. 345 00:19:43,304 --> 00:19:44,471 Yes. 346 00:19:44,505 --> 00:19:45,871 Yes, of course. 347 00:19:45,904 --> 00:19:49,471 It's just that I've never actually been to Canterville. 348 00:19:49,505 --> 00:19:52,438 My mother would definitely not approve. 349 00:19:52,471 --> 00:19:54,538 Do you always do what your mother says? 350 00:19:54,572 --> 00:19:55,805 Heavens no! 351 00:19:55,838 --> 00:19:57,304 I always think it vital to do the exact opposite 352 00:19:57,337 --> 00:20:00,505 of what one's mother wants, don't you? 353 00:20:00,538 --> 00:20:02,405 Oh, absolutely. 354 00:20:02,438 --> 00:20:04,270 - Vital. - There, you see? 355 00:20:04,304 --> 00:20:06,638 Something we have in common. 356 00:20:06,672 --> 00:20:09,471 This is going awfully well. 357 00:20:09,505 --> 00:20:11,471 What's she got against Canterville anyway? 358 00:20:11,505 --> 00:20:13,772 Well, we, the Cheshires and the Cantervilles 359 00:20:13,805 --> 00:20:15,438 have never really got on. 360 00:20:15,471 --> 00:20:16,738 We used to own the place, you see, 361 00:20:16,772 --> 00:20:19,471 centuries ago until the ghost drove us out. 362 00:20:19,505 --> 00:20:20,505 Really? 363 00:20:20,538 --> 00:20:21,805 Yes, and we grand English families, 364 00:20:21,838 --> 00:20:23,371 we do like to bear a grudge. 365 00:20:23,405 --> 00:20:24,405 Silly, really. 366 00:20:28,170 --> 00:20:30,203 What a horrid crow. 367 00:20:30,237 --> 00:20:32,672 - I've seen Mr. Crow before. - Good for you. 368 00:20:32,705 --> 00:20:35,304 I've seen these gates before, too. 369 00:20:36,672 --> 00:20:38,838 Oh, gosh, you're strong. 370 00:20:38,872 --> 00:20:42,204 Wow, it's some kind of garden. 371 00:20:42,237 --> 00:20:44,171 Let's go in. 372 00:20:44,204 --> 00:20:45,872 It seems rather nasty in there. 373 00:20:45,905 --> 00:20:48,104 Perhaps you ought to fire your gardener. 374 00:20:48,138 --> 00:20:49,638 There's someone in there. 375 00:20:49,672 --> 00:20:50,738 Come on. Oh! 376 00:20:50,772 --> 00:20:52,605 Hold your hands out like this. 377 00:20:52,638 --> 00:20:53,438 Why? 378 00:20:54,304 --> 00:20:55,171 Ow, ow! 379 00:20:56,271 --> 00:20:58,138 What are you doing? 380 00:20:58,171 --> 00:21:01,238 I see, I'm a sort of ladder. 381 00:21:02,305 --> 00:21:03,538 Hello? 382 00:21:03,572 --> 00:21:04,638 Hey. 383 00:21:04,672 --> 00:21:06,171 Hello, there! 384 00:21:06,204 --> 00:21:08,339 You're quite a reckless sort, aren't you? 385 00:21:08,372 --> 00:21:09,838 I'm gonna climb down the other side. 386 00:21:09,872 --> 00:21:11,339 Yes, of course you are. 387 00:21:18,905 --> 00:21:21,872 Miss Otis, hello. 388 00:21:21,905 --> 00:21:23,238 Are you all right? 389 00:21:23,271 --> 00:21:25,406 Yeah, I'm fine. 390 00:21:25,439 --> 00:21:26,538 You can put me down now. 391 00:21:26,572 --> 00:21:28,472 Yes, sorry. 392 00:21:28,506 --> 00:21:29,572 You look awful. 393 00:21:29,605 --> 00:21:31,238 I mean, a bit pale. 394 00:21:31,271 --> 00:21:33,171 Tea, hot sugary tea. 395 00:21:33,204 --> 00:21:34,306 Tea always works. 396 00:21:34,339 --> 00:21:36,772 I'll get you some tea from the house. 397 00:21:36,805 --> 00:21:37,738 I'm American. 398 00:21:37,772 --> 00:21:39,506 I don't drink tea! 399 00:21:39,539 --> 00:21:40,638 I'm fine. 400 00:21:40,672 --> 00:21:41,838 Tea always helps. 401 00:21:41,872 --> 00:21:43,638 I'll be right back just as soon 402 00:21:43,672 --> 00:21:45,805 as I find the tea and the kitchen and some stuff. 403 00:21:46,672 --> 00:21:48,772 Oh, you again? 404 00:21:48,805 --> 00:21:50,204 What do you want? 405 00:21:57,738 --> 00:21:58,406 What is it? 406 00:21:59,905 --> 00:22:04,339 And I'm talking to a bird now, which is perfectly normal. 407 00:22:10,171 --> 00:22:10,773 Oh, great. 408 00:22:10,805 --> 00:22:11,838 Bye then! 409 00:22:16,539 --> 00:22:17,439 What is that? 410 00:22:44,606 --> 00:22:47,104 Virginia? 411 00:22:47,138 --> 00:22:47,806 Virginia! 412 00:22:58,606 --> 00:23:00,072 Are you ready for that tea now? 413 00:23:06,372 --> 00:23:08,239 You're awfully brave. 414 00:23:08,272 --> 00:23:09,573 You haven't cried once. 415 00:23:09,606 --> 00:23:11,606 Perhaps you're in shock. 416 00:23:11,639 --> 00:23:13,472 Crying doesn't solve anything. 417 00:23:13,506 --> 00:23:16,573 You shouldn't go swimming in the lake. 418 00:23:16,606 --> 00:23:18,706 Terrible things have happened in that lake. 419 00:23:18,739 --> 00:23:20,673 It was the gardener. 420 00:23:20,706 --> 00:23:22,472 He just showed up out of nowhere. 421 00:23:22,506 --> 00:23:23,506 Gardener? 422 00:23:24,606 --> 00:23:28,639 There's been no gardener here these 30 years, hence. 423 00:23:28,673 --> 00:23:31,139 Ever since Mr. Meriweather was found 424 00:23:31,173 --> 00:23:32,506 in the vegetable patch, 425 00:23:32,539 --> 00:23:36,173 frozen with fear still clutching his Brassicas. 426 00:23:39,806 --> 00:23:41,273 It's Sir Simon. 427 00:23:41,773 --> 00:23:43,372 But who is she? 428 00:23:43,406 --> 00:23:44,506 The Lady Eleanor. 429 00:23:46,273 --> 00:23:47,773 Well, well, well. 430 00:23:47,806 --> 00:23:49,739 What is it, Mrs. Umney? 431 00:23:49,773 --> 00:23:50,839 I must not say. 432 00:23:51,639 --> 00:23:52,739 Very well. 433 00:23:52,773 --> 00:23:54,773 On your own head, be it. 434 00:23:54,806 --> 00:23:59,472 They say Sir Simon drowned his beloved wife in the lake. 435 00:23:59,506 --> 00:24:02,706 That is why he is cursed to haunt this place. 436 00:24:02,739 --> 00:24:04,373 He drowned her? 437 00:24:05,573 --> 00:24:07,206 But they look so happy. 438 00:24:07,240 --> 00:24:09,739 People say his spirit can never rest 439 00:24:09,773 --> 00:24:13,240 until the prophecy is fulfilled. 440 00:24:13,273 --> 00:24:14,340 Prophecy? 441 00:24:14,373 --> 00:24:17,307 It's said to be written somewhere in the grounds. 442 00:24:17,340 --> 00:24:19,639 My family have served here generations, 443 00:24:19,673 --> 00:24:21,873 and though many have sought the prophecy, 444 00:24:21,906 --> 00:24:23,706 none have found it. 445 00:24:23,739 --> 00:24:24,540 Your tea, Miss. 446 00:24:24,574 --> 00:24:25,773 I told you, I told you! 447 00:24:25,806 --> 00:24:26,806 There he is. 448 00:24:26,839 --> 00:24:28,473 Virginia has a boyfriend. 449 00:24:28,507 --> 00:24:30,706 Virginia, what's this I hear? 450 00:24:30,739 --> 00:24:31,873 Swimming in the lake? 451 00:24:31,906 --> 00:24:33,240 With a boy! 452 00:24:33,273 --> 00:24:34,739 Wait till Dad hears. 453 00:24:34,773 --> 00:24:36,706 I wasn't swimming, Mother. 454 00:24:36,739 --> 00:24:38,574 I... Allow me to explain. 455 00:24:38,607 --> 00:24:40,574 Henry Fritz Humphrey, Duke of Cheshire. 456 00:24:40,607 --> 00:24:42,574 - He rescued her, Ma'am. - Ugh. 457 00:24:42,607 --> 00:24:45,140 He looks like a mannequin at a department store. 458 00:24:45,173 --> 00:24:46,740 Virginia, what were you think... 459 00:24:46,773 --> 00:24:48,307 Did you say duke? 460 00:24:48,340 --> 00:24:49,607 Um, yes. 461 00:24:49,640 --> 00:24:50,873 Punish her, Mother. 462 00:24:50,906 --> 00:24:52,839 Ow, Mother! 463 00:24:52,873 --> 00:24:55,640 How delightful to meet you, Henry. 464 00:24:55,674 --> 00:24:58,173 Or do I call you Sir? 465 00:24:58,206 --> 00:25:00,473 Or Your Dukeness? 466 00:25:00,507 --> 00:25:02,173 Or, oh, or... 467 00:25:02,206 --> 00:25:05,507 Mrs. Umney, we must have tea and cake. 468 00:25:05,540 --> 00:25:07,840 - I want cake! - No, Mother, we mustn't. 469 00:25:07,874 --> 00:25:09,240 Henry was just leaving. 470 00:25:09,273 --> 00:25:10,440 You rescued her? 471 00:25:10,473 --> 00:25:12,307 How romantic. 472 00:25:13,574 --> 00:25:16,440 Like Sir Lancelot and Guinevere. 473 00:25:16,473 --> 00:25:19,206 Well, I'm not sure that's actually... 474 00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:22,140 I should probably toddle off. 475 00:25:22,173 --> 00:25:23,607 But pleasure to meet you all. 476 00:25:23,640 --> 00:25:26,106 Oh, you're leaving so soon. 477 00:25:26,140 --> 00:25:28,507 Well, at least let me show you out. 478 00:25:28,540 --> 00:25:30,407 Goodbye, Miss Otis. 479 00:25:31,707 --> 00:25:32,640 - Bye. - Goodbye. 480 00:25:32,674 --> 00:25:33,807 I can walk from here. 481 00:25:33,840 --> 00:25:35,206 It's only 14 miles. 482 00:25:38,607 --> 00:25:41,407 Lost my edge indeed! 483 00:25:41,440 --> 00:25:43,407 Everyone's a critic. 484 00:25:43,440 --> 00:25:45,707 This time I'll give them a performance, 485 00:25:45,740 --> 00:25:47,507 they won't forget. 486 00:25:47,540 --> 00:25:50,173 Good for you, that's the spirit. 487 00:25:50,206 --> 00:25:52,607 Wait, what are you doing? 488 00:25:52,640 --> 00:25:55,607 Oh, bravo! 489 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,774 Yes, yes. 490 00:25:57,807 --> 00:25:59,807 The eyes have it. 491 00:26:01,340 --> 00:26:04,307 Something wicked this way comes. 492 00:26:10,241 --> 00:26:12,207 ♪ I like studying science ♪ 493 00:26:12,241 --> 00:26:15,274 ♪ I'm at the top of my class ♪ 494 00:26:15,308 --> 00:26:17,473 ♪ If you don't like studying science ♪ 495 00:26:17,507 --> 00:26:19,840 ♪ You must be a questionable fellow ♪ 496 00:26:23,640 --> 00:26:26,308 You shall be food for the worms! 497 00:26:27,374 --> 00:26:29,740 Oh! Ha ha, that's very good. 498 00:26:29,774 --> 00:26:32,807 One for the "Boston Scientific Journal." 499 00:26:32,840 --> 00:26:34,674 Don't move a muscle. 500 00:26:34,707 --> 00:26:36,107 Do you even have muscles? 501 00:26:37,241 --> 00:26:37,840 Say cheese? 502 00:26:37,874 --> 00:26:39,141 Cheese? 503 00:26:43,740 --> 00:26:45,374 I do beg your pardon. 504 00:26:45,408 --> 00:26:46,774 - I didn't mean to scare you. - What? 505 00:26:46,807 --> 00:26:48,840 You scare me? 506 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:52,274 I am Sir Simon de Cant... 507 00:26:52,308 --> 00:26:54,141 Oh, nevermind. 508 00:26:54,174 --> 00:26:56,074 You ruined it now. 509 00:26:57,474 --> 00:26:59,774 I wouldn't touch that if I were you. 510 00:27:01,174 --> 00:27:03,308 I shall touch whatever I please. 511 00:27:15,141 --> 00:27:18,608 And let that be a listen to you. 512 00:27:18,807 --> 00:27:23,107 I'm going for a lie down now, in an, angry way. 513 00:27:26,341 --> 00:27:27,575 A murderer? 514 00:27:27,608 --> 00:27:29,541 That can't be true. 515 00:27:29,575 --> 00:27:32,474 Ordering me about in my own house. 516 00:27:32,508 --> 00:27:34,341 Outrageous! 517 00:27:35,608 --> 00:27:39,775 You are absolutely the worst ghost in the world. 518 00:27:39,808 --> 00:27:42,341 "Oh, I'm Sir Simon de Canterville! 519 00:27:42,374 --> 00:27:44,708 I'll scare you out of here in a week." 520 00:27:44,741 --> 00:27:46,541 Except you can't, can you? 521 00:27:46,575 --> 00:27:48,374 That sounds nothing like me. 522 00:27:48,408 --> 00:27:50,474 God, you're pathetic! 523 00:27:50,508 --> 00:27:51,341 Come back here. 524 00:27:51,374 --> 00:27:52,641 I'm talking to you. 525 00:27:52,675 --> 00:27:55,808 You really are the most insufferable little... 526 00:27:56,875 --> 00:27:58,541 Where did you get that? 527 00:27:58,575 --> 00:27:59,575 The lake. 528 00:27:59,608 --> 00:28:00,474 Give that to me. 529 00:28:00,508 --> 00:28:01,174 Why should I? 530 00:28:01,207 --> 00:28:04,241 That locket belonged to my wife. 531 00:28:04,274 --> 00:28:05,541 What do you care? 532 00:28:05,575 --> 00:28:06,775 You drowned her. 533 00:28:06,808 --> 00:28:07,875 I... 534 00:28:07,909 --> 00:28:10,341 What do you know of anything? 535 00:28:11,875 --> 00:28:13,675 Eleanor. 536 00:28:13,708 --> 00:28:16,107 Are you crying? 537 00:28:16,141 --> 00:28:17,575 No, of course I'm not. 538 00:28:18,875 --> 00:28:20,408 It sounds like it to me. 539 00:28:20,441 --> 00:28:22,108 So what if I am? 540 00:28:22,141 --> 00:28:24,374 Do you never weep? 541 00:28:24,408 --> 00:28:26,241 No, never. 542 00:28:26,274 --> 00:28:27,841 But then I didn't murder my wife. 543 00:28:27,875 --> 00:28:31,808 I did not murder her! 544 00:28:31,841 --> 00:28:36,075 I know that is what everyone believes, but it is not true. 545 00:28:37,208 --> 00:28:39,841 I was an actor back then of some repute. 546 00:28:39,876 --> 00:28:42,508 My beloved Eleanor would always rehearse 547 00:28:42,541 --> 00:28:44,242 with me in the grounds. 548 00:28:44,274 --> 00:28:46,841 She was my muse. 549 00:28:46,876 --> 00:28:49,675 She never felt safe on that bridge. 550 00:28:49,708 --> 00:28:52,341 But selfishly, I convinced her to stay. 551 00:28:52,374 --> 00:28:56,474 Her beauty would inspire my performance. 552 00:28:56,508 --> 00:28:58,175 My vanity, 553 00:28:58,208 --> 00:29:01,374 my foolishness took her from me. 554 00:29:01,408 --> 00:29:04,275 I got snagged on a rose bush. 555 00:29:04,309 --> 00:29:07,075 I pulled myself free and dived into save her, 556 00:29:07,876 --> 00:29:10,842 but could not find her in the dark water. 557 00:29:10,876 --> 00:29:15,675 And the guilt has lived with me some 300 years. 558 00:29:16,508 --> 00:29:20,409 I loved my Eleanor, so please don't judge me. 559 00:29:21,409 --> 00:29:23,741 I have judged myself enough. 560 00:29:30,641 --> 00:29:32,208 You know what? 561 00:29:32,242 --> 00:29:35,108 I think we could both do with some cheering up. 562 00:29:37,675 --> 00:29:39,142 See? This is fun. 563 00:29:39,909 --> 00:29:41,275 Slow down! 564 00:29:41,309 --> 00:29:43,409 Slow down, you'll kill us! 565 00:29:43,442 --> 00:29:44,576 You're a ghost! 566 00:29:44,609 --> 00:29:46,442 You're already dead. 567 00:29:47,242 --> 00:29:49,741 Yes, yes, I suppose I am. 568 00:29:49,775 --> 00:29:51,876 Well go faster, go faster! 569 00:29:53,809 --> 00:29:56,208 What powers this contraption, 570 00:29:56,242 --> 00:29:58,375 - Yeah! - invisible horses? 571 00:29:58,409 --> 00:29:59,275 Oh! Hey, 572 00:29:59,309 --> 00:30:00,809 why don't you take the wheel? 573 00:30:00,842 --> 00:30:02,576 Take it? Where? 574 00:30:07,342 --> 00:30:08,642 - Put your arm out! - Trees, trees! 575 00:30:11,242 --> 00:30:13,275 Yes, indeed! 576 00:30:15,777 --> 00:30:17,609 Okay, then come on. 577 00:30:17,642 --> 00:30:19,175 Let's go tear up the village. 578 00:30:19,208 --> 00:30:21,142 - The village? - Yeah. 579 00:30:21,175 --> 00:30:23,108 You can petrify some of the locals. 580 00:30:23,142 --> 00:30:25,475 It'll be good practice for scaring my family. 581 00:30:25,509 --> 00:30:27,208 Sir Simon? 582 00:30:28,676 --> 00:30:29,342 Whoa! 583 00:30:34,843 --> 00:30:36,542 What's the matter? 584 00:30:36,576 --> 00:30:40,442 Alas, Virginia, I cannot pass beyond these gates. 585 00:30:51,375 --> 00:30:52,843 I wish I could be free, 586 00:30:52,877 --> 00:30:57,777 but I am cursed to haunt this place and haunt it, I must. 587 00:30:57,810 --> 00:31:02,242 Tomorrow and tomorrow and tomorrow. 588 00:31:03,910 --> 00:31:05,576 Maybe I could help. 589 00:31:06,642 --> 00:31:09,642 Mrs. Umney said something about a prophecy. 590 00:31:11,542 --> 00:31:12,342 Oh! No! 591 00:31:12,375 --> 00:31:14,642 You get away from her. 592 00:31:14,676 --> 00:31:15,576 Leave her be! 593 00:31:16,810 --> 00:31:19,843 Sir Simon, that crow. 594 00:31:19,877 --> 00:31:21,176 What's in the walled garden? 595 00:31:21,209 --> 00:31:22,710 Nothing, nothing at all. 596 00:31:22,743 --> 00:31:23,843 Oh, really? 597 00:31:23,877 --> 00:31:25,642 There's nothing in there I tell you. 598 00:31:25,676 --> 00:31:29,810 And this prophecy, who is the golden child? 599 00:31:29,843 --> 00:31:33,143 What happens when the barren almond bears? 600 00:31:33,176 --> 00:31:35,409 Such matters should not be of concern to you. 601 00:31:35,442 --> 00:31:37,176 What aren't you telling me? 602 00:31:37,209 --> 00:31:39,143 Why won't you let me help you? 603 00:31:39,910 --> 00:31:41,676 I can't. 604 00:31:41,710 --> 00:31:43,310 I mustn't, please. 605 00:31:43,343 --> 00:31:47,509 Virginia, ask me anything, but not that. 606 00:31:51,410 --> 00:31:53,443 Some ghost he is. 607 00:31:53,475 --> 00:31:55,777 He said he would have us out of here in two weeks. 608 00:32:01,542 --> 00:32:02,476 What's this? 609 00:32:05,777 --> 00:32:07,877 Turn hell hound. 610 00:32:07,910 --> 00:32:10,609 Get for a ducket. 611 00:32:10,642 --> 00:32:12,143 Ah, there you are. 612 00:32:13,510 --> 00:32:15,476 Weren't you even a little bit scared? 613 00:32:15,510 --> 00:32:16,710 Oh no. 614 00:32:16,743 --> 00:32:18,710 I mean, yes. 615 00:32:18,743 --> 00:32:21,642 You cut quite the fearsome figure with that blade. 616 00:32:21,677 --> 00:32:22,743 Really? 617 00:32:22,777 --> 00:32:23,677 Do you think so? 618 00:32:23,710 --> 00:32:25,143 Oh, yes. 619 00:32:25,176 --> 00:32:27,677 My knees are completely knocking. 620 00:32:27,710 --> 00:32:29,843 Excellent. 621 00:32:29,877 --> 00:32:31,243 Rest assured, Virginia, 622 00:32:31,276 --> 00:32:33,410 your family may be tough nuts to crack, 623 00:32:33,443 --> 00:32:35,243 but crack them, I shall. 624 00:32:35,276 --> 00:32:36,777 - Ha! - Mm hm. 625 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,743 You're gonna drive them out with that? 626 00:32:38,777 --> 00:32:41,610 I was quite the swordsman in my day, you know? 627 00:32:41,644 --> 00:32:43,476 Oh, really? 628 00:32:43,510 --> 00:32:45,109 Why don't you show me? 629 00:32:45,143 --> 00:32:46,276 On guard. 630 00:32:46,310 --> 00:32:47,476 But... 631 00:32:47,510 --> 00:32:48,778 But you're a girl. 632 00:32:48,810 --> 00:32:51,811 A girl who's about to kick your butt. 633 00:32:51,843 --> 00:32:54,678 Very well, if trousers, why not swords? 634 00:32:54,711 --> 00:32:56,109 I promise to be gentle. 635 00:32:56,143 --> 00:32:58,844 - Oh, I think I'll keep up. - Indeed. 636 00:33:00,811 --> 00:33:01,844 That all you got? 637 00:33:01,878 --> 00:33:03,143 Bravo. 638 00:33:03,176 --> 00:33:04,711 I made Pa give me lessons. 639 00:33:04,744 --> 00:33:06,443 Oh, very sensible. 640 00:33:06,476 --> 00:33:09,209 You really are the most remarkable young woman. 641 00:33:09,243 --> 00:33:11,778 Your Henry is a lucky chap. 642 00:33:11,811 --> 00:33:13,678 Oh, don't you start. 643 00:33:13,711 --> 00:33:15,109 He's not my Henry. 644 00:33:16,209 --> 00:33:17,310 You love him not? 645 00:33:18,510 --> 00:33:20,310 I hardly know him. 646 00:33:20,343 --> 00:33:23,343 And anyway, I wanna see the world, have adventures, 647 00:33:23,376 --> 00:33:25,577 not just be somebody's wife. 648 00:33:25,611 --> 00:33:28,176 Why does everything have to be about love? 649 00:33:28,209 --> 00:33:32,811 But my dear, love is the greatest adventure of all. 650 00:33:33,410 --> 00:33:36,243 Love can make you thrill with excitement 651 00:33:36,276 --> 00:33:39,110 or tremble with fear. 652 00:33:39,143 --> 00:33:43,778 Make you a beggar or a fool, a poet or a king. 653 00:33:44,310 --> 00:33:47,144 Love is all you need. 654 00:33:47,176 --> 00:33:48,744 - Yo-hoo! - You sound like my mother. 655 00:33:48,778 --> 00:33:50,476 Virginia! 656 00:33:50,510 --> 00:33:52,343 Now you really sound like my mother. 657 00:33:52,376 --> 00:33:53,243 Virginia? 658 00:33:53,276 --> 00:33:54,811 Oh, there you are. 659 00:33:54,844 --> 00:33:56,243 What are you doing? 660 00:33:56,276 --> 00:34:00,811 I was just- Virginia, come inside. 661 00:34:00,844 --> 00:34:03,844 We have guests, guests. 662 00:34:03,878 --> 00:34:05,811 Oh, great, how exciting. 663 00:34:05,844 --> 00:34:07,544 Guests, eh? 664 00:34:07,578 --> 00:34:09,844 Then let the revels commence. 665 00:34:09,878 --> 00:34:11,410 Thank you, Mrs. Umney. 666 00:34:11,443 --> 00:34:13,678 Ah, the tea and cucumber sandwiches, 667 00:34:13,711 --> 00:34:15,144 which is apparently a thing. 668 00:34:15,177 --> 00:34:16,678 I'm not sure why. 669 00:34:16,711 --> 00:34:21,678 Anyway, Reverend Chasuble, this is my daughter, Virginia. 670 00:34:21,711 --> 00:34:23,443 Pleasure, my dear. 671 00:34:23,476 --> 00:34:26,443 Allow me to introduce my wife. 672 00:34:26,476 --> 00:34:27,678 Hello, there. 673 00:34:27,711 --> 00:34:30,344 It is more incredible than I could have hoped. 674 00:34:30,377 --> 00:34:31,678 There are unmistakable signs 675 00:34:31,711 --> 00:34:34,210 of spiritual activity everywhere. 676 00:34:34,244 --> 00:34:35,544 See what I found on the floor? 677 00:34:35,578 --> 00:34:37,244 - Oh! - Ectoplasm. 678 00:34:37,277 --> 00:34:39,377 - Um- - No, that's jam. 679 00:34:40,911 --> 00:34:43,444 It is jam, strawberry jam. 680 00:34:43,477 --> 00:34:47,144 A classic symptom of spectral manifestation. 681 00:34:49,344 --> 00:34:50,711 Have you seen it then? 682 00:34:50,744 --> 00:34:51,744 Seen what? 683 00:34:51,778 --> 00:34:53,177 The bonnie ghost? 684 00:34:53,210 --> 00:34:54,744 Has it manifested to you? 685 00:34:54,778 --> 00:34:56,579 I could help you with it, you know? 686 00:34:56,611 --> 00:34:57,878 My card. 687 00:34:57,911 --> 00:34:59,811 "Phantasmagorical Investigator." 688 00:34:59,844 --> 00:35:01,778 Ghost hunter, dear! 689 00:35:01,811 --> 00:35:03,778 Right. So delightful of you 690 00:35:03,811 --> 00:35:05,811 to call on us, Reverend. 691 00:35:05,844 --> 00:35:08,311 I was beginning to fear no one would visit. 692 00:35:08,344 --> 00:35:13,144 In truth, it was my wife who insisted we come. 693 00:35:13,177 --> 00:35:14,377 I'll say! 694 00:35:14,411 --> 00:35:15,712 Oh, for the chance to test my medal 695 00:35:15,744 --> 00:35:17,778 against the famed Canterville ghost. 696 00:35:17,811 --> 00:35:20,411 I could hunt the phantasm down for you and chop it. 697 00:35:20,444 --> 00:35:24,411 Algernean, do have some tea, won't you? 698 00:35:25,344 --> 00:35:26,277 All this silly talk of ghosts. 699 00:35:26,311 --> 00:35:27,377 - It's nonsense. - Nonsense? 700 00:35:28,712 --> 00:35:30,612 Tell that to the people he sent raving 701 00:35:30,645 --> 00:35:33,311 to the mad house or his poor wife. 702 00:35:33,344 --> 00:35:34,679 He murdered her, you know? 703 00:35:34,712 --> 00:35:36,177 That's not true. 704 00:35:36,210 --> 00:35:37,444 Yes, it is. 705 00:35:37,478 --> 00:35:39,712 Ghosts are benighted creatures of pure evil. 706 00:35:39,745 --> 00:35:41,645 He is not evil. 707 00:35:41,679 --> 00:35:42,879 What do you know about it anyway? 708 00:35:42,911 --> 00:35:44,344 Virginia! 709 00:35:44,377 --> 00:35:46,679 Oh, you must excuse my daughter. 710 00:35:46,712 --> 00:35:48,645 She has a new gentleman admirer. 711 00:35:49,512 --> 00:35:50,545 Mom! 712 00:35:50,579 --> 00:35:51,377 Cake? 713 00:35:51,411 --> 00:35:52,478 Mrs. Umney! 714 00:35:52,512 --> 00:35:53,745 Right away, Ma'am. 715 00:35:53,779 --> 00:35:54,445 Your vicarship? 716 00:35:58,445 --> 00:36:00,679 Forgive me father, for I have sinned. 717 00:36:00,712 --> 00:36:02,612 And I'm trying to watch my waistline. 718 00:36:03,845 --> 00:36:05,311 Boo! 719 00:36:05,344 --> 00:36:06,645 Scotch finger anyone? 720 00:36:06,679 --> 00:36:08,679 Oh, no you don't! 721 00:36:08,712 --> 00:36:10,612 A manifestation! 722 00:36:10,645 --> 00:36:12,210 A genuine mani- 723 00:36:12,244 --> 00:36:15,244 Don't you know it's ruled to talk with your mouthful? 724 00:36:16,579 --> 00:36:20,177 - Oh, I'm so sorry. - And now for you young lady! 725 00:36:23,177 --> 00:36:24,478 - How am I doing? - Really good. 726 00:36:24,512 --> 00:36:25,512 Go! 727 00:36:25,545 --> 00:36:26,745 No, no! 728 00:36:26,779 --> 00:36:29,344 Get away from me you horrible mistake of a man! 729 00:36:29,377 --> 00:36:30,879 Just off to the little vicar's room. 730 00:36:30,912 --> 00:36:33,244 Leaving so soon? 731 00:36:35,211 --> 00:36:36,545 Impressive. 732 00:36:36,579 --> 00:36:38,211 Drat! Missed! 733 00:36:38,244 --> 00:36:40,712 Sir Simon, stop this at once. 734 00:36:40,745 --> 00:36:42,679 Magnificent! 735 00:36:42,712 --> 00:36:44,278 Now don't move. 736 00:36:44,311 --> 00:36:46,211 I want to study you from top to bottom. 737 00:36:47,512 --> 00:36:48,879 - Off she goes. - Oh no, no, no, no! 738 00:36:48,912 --> 00:36:50,412 Telekinesis, how thrilling! 739 00:36:51,679 --> 00:36:53,245 And where she stops, nobody knows. 740 00:36:53,278 --> 00:36:54,545 Oh, little bilious now. 741 00:36:54,579 --> 00:36:56,445 Oh, hello again. 742 00:36:56,478 --> 00:36:57,345 Incoming, Cedric. 743 00:36:57,378 --> 00:36:58,679 I'm approaching from the rear. 744 00:36:58,712 --> 00:37:00,245 Oh, Algernean, oh. 745 00:37:00,278 --> 00:37:01,312 Fret not my love. 746 00:37:01,345 --> 00:37:02,679 I have him exactly where I want him. 747 00:37:02,712 --> 00:37:03,779 Very good, dear. 748 00:37:03,812 --> 00:37:06,145 - More tea, vicar? - Oh, oh! 749 00:37:06,178 --> 00:37:07,312 Too hot? 750 00:37:07,345 --> 00:37:09,679 Let me blow on it. 751 00:37:10,912 --> 00:37:13,545 Your days are numbered phantom! 752 00:37:17,779 --> 00:37:18,612 Thank you, thank you. 753 00:37:18,645 --> 00:37:21,178 Thank you very much indeed. 754 00:37:21,211 --> 00:37:22,612 Oh, for me? 755 00:37:22,645 --> 00:37:23,712 So kind. 756 00:37:26,645 --> 00:37:27,845 Hiram! 757 00:37:27,879 --> 00:37:29,278 Yes, dear? 758 00:37:29,312 --> 00:37:31,346 That ghost is a menace. 759 00:37:31,379 --> 00:37:33,645 I've never been so embarrassed. 760 00:37:33,679 --> 00:37:35,879 How can we possibly host a grand banquet 761 00:37:35,912 --> 00:37:38,278 with all of his shenanigans? 762 00:37:39,178 --> 00:37:40,845 This is not funny, Virginia. 763 00:37:40,879 --> 00:37:42,479 Sorry, Mother. 764 00:37:42,513 --> 00:37:43,446 You're right. 765 00:37:43,479 --> 00:37:45,546 This ghost is dreadful. 766 00:37:45,580 --> 00:37:47,379 Perhaps we should just go home. 767 00:37:47,413 --> 00:37:49,211 This is our home, pumpkin. 768 00:37:49,245 --> 00:37:50,312 No, it's not. 769 00:37:50,346 --> 00:37:52,346 By Joseph, it is young lady. 770 00:37:52,379 --> 00:37:55,513 We are not leaving, ghost or no ghost. 771 00:37:55,546 --> 00:37:58,879 Hiram G. Otis and his family are here to stay. 772 00:37:58,912 --> 00:38:01,413 And we are having our banquet. 773 00:38:01,446 --> 00:38:03,245 Well, I'm not coming. 774 00:38:03,278 --> 00:38:05,680 You will do as you are told. 775 00:38:05,713 --> 00:38:10,145 But my darling, your young Henry will be there. 776 00:38:10,178 --> 00:38:11,780 He is not my young Henry. 777 00:38:11,813 --> 00:38:13,479 He's just a... 778 00:38:14,613 --> 00:38:15,813 You two are giving me a headache! 779 00:38:15,846 --> 00:38:18,278 - Oh, may I suggest, Doctor- - No, you may not. 780 00:38:19,413 --> 00:38:22,178 What on earth is the matter with pumpkin? 781 00:38:22,211 --> 00:38:23,346 Oh, Hiram. 782 00:38:23,379 --> 00:38:26,111 She's not your little pumpkin anymore. 783 00:38:26,145 --> 00:38:26,880 She's growing up. 784 00:38:28,145 --> 00:38:29,646 Too fast. 785 00:38:29,680 --> 00:38:31,746 Hm, where does the time go? 786 00:38:33,613 --> 00:38:37,746 Yes, you've still got it, Canterville, you old dog. 787 00:38:39,913 --> 00:38:42,145 Hm, what's that, Ciro? 788 00:38:42,178 --> 00:38:43,546 Wanna make something of it? 789 00:38:44,713 --> 00:38:46,680 So the wind reaped the whirlwind. 790 00:38:49,780 --> 00:38:54,546 It is I, Lord Pumpkin of the Underworld! 791 00:38:54,580 --> 00:38:55,846 No! 792 00:38:55,880 --> 00:38:58,580 You are guilty of being a phantom failure! 793 00:38:58,613 --> 00:39:00,313 - Have mery! - And for that you must pay! 794 00:39:00,346 --> 00:39:01,211 Got ya! 795 00:39:01,813 --> 00:39:03,346 Pay! 796 00:39:03,379 --> 00:39:05,846 - $20. - No. 797 00:39:05,880 --> 00:39:07,746 Best prank ever! 798 00:39:07,780 --> 00:39:10,112 What kind of ghost is scared of ghosts? 799 00:39:13,546 --> 00:39:15,413 I really hate those boys. 800 00:39:22,913 --> 00:39:23,846 Oh, there you are. 801 00:39:23,880 --> 00:39:25,346 Okay, I've been thinking, 802 00:39:25,379 --> 00:39:26,813 and there must be some other way 803 00:39:26,846 --> 00:39:28,813 we can scare my parents out of here. 804 00:39:28,846 --> 00:39:30,846 Maybe what we do is... 805 00:39:31,746 --> 00:39:34,146 What's the point? 806 00:39:34,179 --> 00:39:35,212 What's the matter with you? 807 00:39:35,247 --> 00:39:37,580 The world has changed. 808 00:39:37,613 --> 00:39:41,112 There was a time when I made people's blood run cold, 809 00:39:41,146 --> 00:39:42,713 but no longer it seems. 810 00:39:42,746 --> 00:39:44,247 What are you talking about? 811 00:39:44,280 --> 00:39:45,613 You scared the vicar. 812 00:39:45,646 --> 00:39:47,446 Vicars! 813 00:39:47,479 --> 00:39:50,347 Everything scares vicars, but your family! 814 00:39:50,380 --> 00:39:52,280 Are all Americans like this? 815 00:39:52,314 --> 00:39:54,479 Wait, we can't just give up. 816 00:39:54,513 --> 00:39:58,146 I'm afraid I failed you, Virginia. 817 00:39:58,179 --> 00:40:00,613 I'm a ghost who cannot haunt people. 818 00:40:02,146 --> 00:40:05,547 I may as well be a dog that cannot bark. 819 00:40:05,580 --> 00:40:08,480 When the barren almond bears. 820 00:40:21,614 --> 00:40:23,280 Pungent. 821 00:40:23,314 --> 00:40:26,846 Sorry, I still don't quite understand. 822 00:40:26,880 --> 00:40:30,146 Why are we shoveling manure onto a dead tree? 823 00:40:30,180 --> 00:40:32,746 I'm trying to help Sir Simon. 824 00:40:32,780 --> 00:40:34,480 He seemed so sad. 825 00:40:36,347 --> 00:40:39,213 And this manure will make him happy? 826 00:40:40,280 --> 00:40:43,180 Look, I keep hearing this voice. 827 00:40:43,213 --> 00:40:45,414 You're hearing voices. 828 00:40:45,447 --> 00:40:46,347 Yeah, right. 829 00:40:46,380 --> 00:40:49,314 "When the barren almond bears." 830 00:40:49,347 --> 00:40:50,814 Well, this is an almond tree. 831 00:40:50,846 --> 00:40:51,846 It's barren. 832 00:40:51,880 --> 00:40:53,347 Nothing's growing on it, 833 00:40:53,380 --> 00:40:55,581 so maybe we have to make something grow on it. 834 00:40:55,614 --> 00:40:57,213 An almond, presumably. 835 00:40:58,480 --> 00:40:59,380 Yes. 836 00:40:59,414 --> 00:41:00,614 And then what will happen? 837 00:41:00,647 --> 00:41:01,647 I don't know! 838 00:41:01,681 --> 00:41:04,414 Maybe it's something to do with this prophecy. 839 00:41:04,447 --> 00:41:05,781 What prophecy? 840 00:41:05,814 --> 00:41:07,614 It's all in here. 841 00:41:07,647 --> 00:41:10,147 There's a picture of the walled garden in this book, 842 00:41:10,180 --> 00:41:13,180 only it keeps changing. 843 00:41:13,213 --> 00:41:15,247 First it was just the locked gates. 844 00:41:15,280 --> 00:41:18,781 Then this girl appeared and now look! 845 00:41:18,814 --> 00:41:19,681 The gates are opened. 846 00:41:19,714 --> 00:41:20,781 See? 847 00:41:20,814 --> 00:41:22,781 Hm, it looks a bit like you. 848 00:41:23,914 --> 00:41:25,581 Oh, Hiram! 849 00:41:25,614 --> 00:41:28,614 Look at the two love birds. 850 00:41:28,647 --> 00:41:31,113 - Hm. - Oh, "Hm," nothing. 851 00:41:31,147 --> 00:41:33,280 Who would've believed it? 852 00:41:33,314 --> 00:41:35,447 It's like a fairytale. 853 00:41:35,480 --> 00:41:38,747 Our Virginia and the Duke of Cheshire. 854 00:41:38,781 --> 00:41:40,380 Duke of Cheshire? 855 00:41:40,681 --> 00:41:44,247 Duke of Cheshire? 856 00:41:46,414 --> 00:41:49,447 I think the book wants me to go in there. 857 00:41:49,480 --> 00:41:51,647 It has to be connected with the prophecy. 858 00:41:51,681 --> 00:41:54,314 Yes, perhaps. 859 00:41:54,347 --> 00:41:55,714 You don't believe me. 860 00:41:55,747 --> 00:42:00,114 It's just ghosts and prophecies, it does seem a bit- 861 00:42:00,148 --> 00:42:00,747 Crazy. 862 00:42:00,781 --> 00:42:02,547 You think I'm crazy? 863 00:42:02,581 --> 00:42:03,581 Crazy? 864 00:42:03,614 --> 00:42:04,714 No, not at all. 865 00:42:04,747 --> 00:42:08,380 I just think you're a bit different. 866 00:42:08,414 --> 00:42:10,148 Oh, different? 867 00:42:10,181 --> 00:42:14,547 No, what I meant to say was, Virginia, 868 00:42:14,581 --> 00:42:17,214 I think you are absolutely- 869 00:42:17,248 --> 00:42:18,814 - Cheshire! - Oh, Sir Simon? 870 00:42:18,847 --> 00:42:21,081 Be gone vile blaggard! 871 00:42:22,547 --> 00:42:24,514 Sir Simon, no! 872 00:42:24,547 --> 00:42:25,581 Be gone, I say! 873 00:42:25,614 --> 00:42:26,847 Sir Simon, stop it! 874 00:42:26,881 --> 00:42:30,181 Darken this hallowed place no more! 875 00:42:30,214 --> 00:42:31,581 What are you doing? 876 00:42:31,614 --> 00:42:33,747 Quiet Virginia, this is between me and him. 877 00:42:33,781 --> 00:42:35,248 What's got into you? 878 00:42:35,281 --> 00:42:36,614 Henry, just go. 879 00:42:36,647 --> 00:42:38,448 No, I'm not leaving you alone with whatever he is. 880 00:42:38,481 --> 00:42:39,581 Now, now, you see here, 881 00:42:39,614 --> 00:42:41,614 I'm quite scared and I don't have a sword, 882 00:42:41,647 --> 00:42:43,814 - but nevertheless- - It's all right, Henry. 883 00:42:43,847 --> 00:42:44,614 - Go! - Yes! 884 00:42:44,647 --> 00:42:45,448 You'd better go. 885 00:42:45,481 --> 00:42:46,348 Run! 886 00:42:47,647 --> 00:42:49,114 Are you sure? 887 00:42:49,148 --> 00:42:50,814 Yes, I can handle this. 888 00:42:50,847 --> 00:42:53,582 A curse on all Cheshires. 889 00:42:53,614 --> 00:42:55,181 You don't even know him. 890 00:42:55,214 --> 00:42:56,881 I know his blood. 891 00:42:56,914 --> 00:42:59,114 They are all the same. 892 00:42:59,148 --> 00:43:00,415 What has got into you? 893 00:43:00,448 --> 00:43:04,248 I will not suffer a Cheshire to walk on my land. 894 00:43:04,281 --> 00:43:06,481 He was lucky to escape with his life. 895 00:43:06,515 --> 00:43:08,214 His life? 896 00:43:08,248 --> 00:43:13,114 If you dare set foot here again, you will pay! 897 00:43:15,781 --> 00:43:17,682 A lucky escape, my dear. 898 00:43:17,715 --> 00:43:19,281 Those Cheshires. 899 00:43:19,315 --> 00:43:21,248 I thought we were friends. 900 00:43:21,281 --> 00:43:22,782 We are friends. 901 00:43:22,814 --> 00:43:24,248 No, no. 902 00:43:24,281 --> 00:43:25,814 You leave me alone. 903 00:43:25,847 --> 00:43:27,582 Virginia? 904 00:43:27,615 --> 00:43:28,748 - Virginia? 905 00:43:28,782 --> 00:43:30,214 Don't talk to me. 906 00:43:30,248 --> 00:43:31,114 Pumpkin? 907 00:43:36,815 --> 00:43:39,381 Sir Simon, we need to talk. 908 00:43:39,415 --> 00:43:41,248 Tonight is our grand banquet. 909 00:43:41,281 --> 00:43:43,281 There will be people, laughter, merriment, 910 00:43:43,315 --> 00:43:45,481 and you will not disturb it. 911 00:43:45,515 --> 00:43:47,615 There will be no haunting, no moaning, 912 00:43:47,648 --> 00:43:49,148 no clanking of chains. 913 00:43:49,181 --> 00:43:50,114 Is that understood? 914 00:43:50,148 --> 00:43:52,248 I shall do as I please. 915 00:43:52,281 --> 00:43:54,248 You shall do as you are told. 916 00:43:54,281 --> 00:43:55,848 This is my house. 917 00:43:55,882 --> 00:43:56,682 No, Sir. 918 00:43:56,715 --> 00:43:57,848 This is my house. 919 00:43:57,882 --> 00:43:59,114 How dare you! 920 00:43:59,148 --> 00:44:01,248 You jumped up little Colonial! 921 00:44:01,281 --> 00:44:04,682 Your tom foolery will not work on me, Sir. 922 00:44:04,715 --> 00:44:06,348 I am a modern man. 923 00:44:06,381 --> 00:44:08,214 This is a modern world. 924 00:44:08,715 --> 00:44:10,381 World of science, 925 00:44:10,415 --> 00:44:12,315 powers you cannot even begin to comprehend. 926 00:44:14,381 --> 00:44:18,181 World gears and levers, electricity and pistons. 927 00:44:18,214 --> 00:44:19,281 There is no place for you 928 00:44:19,315 --> 00:44:20,648 - in this world, Sir. - What's that? 929 00:44:20,682 --> 00:44:22,648 You are obsolete. 930 00:44:22,682 --> 00:44:24,782 A relic, a dinosaur. 931 00:44:26,748 --> 00:44:29,481 If you were any kind of decent fellow, 932 00:44:29,515 --> 00:44:30,782 you would leave this place. 933 00:44:32,248 --> 00:44:33,215 But I can't. 934 00:44:41,481 --> 00:44:44,648 The Reverend Chasuble and his wife. 935 00:44:45,448 --> 00:44:46,582 Who is called Algernean. 936 00:44:46,615 --> 00:44:48,615 Who is called Algernean. 937 00:44:49,782 --> 00:44:51,782 Professor Victor Bosocoff, 938 00:44:53,381 --> 00:44:57,349 and his wife, Mrs. Bosocoff. 939 00:44:57,382 --> 00:44:58,782 My, my, my. 940 00:45:03,382 --> 00:45:05,715 And I told him, 941 00:45:05,748 --> 00:45:08,515 "No, you need to reverse the polarity." 942 00:45:10,815 --> 00:45:12,215 I don't understand. 943 00:45:12,249 --> 00:45:13,349 It's his accent. 944 00:45:13,382 --> 00:45:14,050 Darling? 945 00:45:14,082 --> 00:45:16,449 If you gentlemen will excuse me. 946 00:45:16,482 --> 00:45:19,182 It's going wonderfully, Hiram. 947 00:45:19,215 --> 00:45:22,182 We'll be the talk of society, 948 00:45:22,215 --> 00:45:23,815 and no sign of the ghost yet. 949 00:45:24,916 --> 00:45:27,382 I do hope he won't spoil it. 950 00:45:27,416 --> 00:45:29,416 I don't think we'll be seeing him again. 951 00:45:30,416 --> 00:45:32,215 It's all taken care of. 952 00:45:33,382 --> 00:45:36,583 Apparently he has an enormous inheritance, 953 00:45:36,616 --> 00:45:39,149 and his acreage is a wonder to behold. 954 00:45:41,249 --> 00:45:44,215 Don't know why I have to wear this darn thing. 955 00:45:44,249 --> 00:45:46,815 Well, I think you look lovely. 956 00:45:46,849 --> 00:45:48,782 Henry, you're here. 957 00:45:48,815 --> 00:45:52,115 I mean, I didn't think you'd come after- 958 00:45:52,149 --> 00:45:53,616 Wouldn't have missed it for the world. 959 00:45:53,649 --> 00:45:56,449 No ghost could keep me away. 960 00:45:56,482 --> 00:45:57,749 He's not here, is he? 961 00:45:57,782 --> 00:45:59,583 No. 962 00:45:59,616 --> 00:46:01,616 What are you doing hiding away in here? 963 00:46:01,649 --> 00:46:03,815 I can't go out there. 964 00:46:03,849 --> 00:46:07,849 Pa says I have to, but ugh, all those lords and ladies. 965 00:46:07,883 --> 00:46:09,282 What do I say to them? 966 00:46:09,316 --> 00:46:11,115 What do I do? 967 00:46:11,149 --> 00:46:12,549 Can't we just stay here? 968 00:46:12,583 --> 00:46:15,349 Now, now, best foot forward. 969 00:46:15,382 --> 00:46:16,649 Take my arm. 970 00:46:16,683 --> 00:46:18,783 You saved me from that mad ghost, 971 00:46:18,817 --> 00:46:22,115 now I'll save you from something even scarier, 972 00:46:22,382 --> 00:46:24,549 English high society. 973 00:46:35,182 --> 00:46:38,349 Miss Virginia Otis, 974 00:46:38,382 --> 00:46:44,817 and His Grace, Henry, the Duke of Cheshire. 975 00:46:45,449 --> 00:46:46,783 What? 976 00:46:48,449 --> 00:46:52,616 How dare he show his weasley face here again! 977 00:46:56,649 --> 00:46:57,716 Keep up, Marjorie. 978 00:46:57,749 --> 00:46:59,416 This is a big gig for us. 979 00:46:59,449 --> 00:47:01,449 You've nothing to fear from these people. 980 00:47:01,482 --> 00:47:02,850 They're mostly harmless. 981 00:47:04,649 --> 00:47:07,183 Lady Grey lost all her teeth in a riding accident. 982 00:47:09,349 --> 00:47:11,349 Colonel Merriman, completely mad. 983 00:47:11,382 --> 00:47:13,183 He once challenged a pig to a dual, 984 00:47:13,216 --> 00:47:14,683 said it looked at him funny. 985 00:47:14,716 --> 00:47:15,716 The pig won. 986 00:47:15,749 --> 00:47:16,649 Sir. 987 00:47:16,683 --> 00:47:18,549 This one thinks he's a mermaid. 988 00:47:18,583 --> 00:47:20,549 She lost her leg in a card game, 989 00:47:20,583 --> 00:47:24,183 and he invented a tiny gun for shooting wasps. 990 00:47:27,649 --> 00:47:28,884 Excuse me? 991 00:47:28,917 --> 00:47:30,750 Half past seven, I think. 992 00:47:30,784 --> 00:47:31,817 Oh, look, brandy. 993 00:47:33,516 --> 00:47:34,750 Come with us, my dear. 994 00:47:34,784 --> 00:47:37,250 You must tell us all about yourself. 995 00:47:37,283 --> 00:47:39,116 You look sturdy. 996 00:47:39,150 --> 00:47:40,283 Good hips. 997 00:47:40,317 --> 00:47:41,383 I'm sorry? 998 00:47:41,417 --> 00:47:42,616 Maybe later. 999 00:47:42,649 --> 00:47:44,449 Ladies. 1000 00:47:44,482 --> 00:47:47,716 That was code for we want you to marry our brother, Dorian. 1001 00:47:47,750 --> 00:47:48,549 Oh, thank you. 1002 00:47:48,583 --> 00:47:49,750 Nice save. 1003 00:47:49,784 --> 00:47:52,350 No problem. Oh, um. 1004 00:47:52,383 --> 00:47:54,549 Work from the outside in. 1005 00:47:54,583 --> 00:47:56,850 Soup, fish, meat. 1006 00:47:56,884 --> 00:47:58,116 Or just use your fingers. 1007 00:47:58,150 --> 00:47:59,817 It's your house after all. 1008 00:47:59,850 --> 00:48:00,850 See? 1009 00:48:00,884 --> 00:48:02,417 Nothing to worry about. 1010 00:48:02,450 --> 00:48:04,116 Thanks for your help. 1011 00:48:04,150 --> 00:48:05,283 Anytime. 1012 00:48:05,317 --> 00:48:06,317 Anytime at all. 1013 00:48:07,649 --> 00:48:11,350 You see, Virginia, I think you truly are- 1014 00:48:12,250 --> 00:48:13,350 Oh, what? 1015 00:48:13,383 --> 00:48:15,717 Excuse me folks, welcome to Canterville. 1016 00:48:16,884 --> 00:48:19,683 We are thrilled to have you at our grand banquet. 1017 00:48:19,717 --> 00:48:21,417 Now, I know Canterville Chase 1018 00:48:21,450 --> 00:48:23,417 has had a somewhat blood curdling 1019 00:48:23,450 --> 00:48:25,717 reputation down the years, 1020 00:48:25,750 --> 00:48:27,684 but that is all in the past. 1021 00:48:28,784 --> 00:48:30,283 Ladies and gentlemen, 1022 00:48:30,317 --> 00:48:32,550 if you would please extinguish your candles. 1023 00:48:40,150 --> 00:48:42,850 Now, allow me to introduce 1024 00:48:42,884 --> 00:48:46,150 the new wonder of the modern world. 1025 00:48:57,350 --> 00:48:59,885 Oh, it's like magic. 1026 00:48:59,917 --> 00:49:01,650 It's science, Cedric. 1027 00:49:01,685 --> 00:49:04,250 Mr. Otis is a man after my own heart. 1028 00:49:04,283 --> 00:49:06,283 - Oh. - Well done, dear. 1029 00:49:06,317 --> 00:49:07,417 You did it. 1030 00:49:07,450 --> 00:49:09,350 No, we did it. 1031 00:49:10,818 --> 00:49:14,685 It's beautiful, isn't it? 1032 00:49:14,718 --> 00:49:15,383 Indeed. 1033 00:49:20,350 --> 00:49:21,617 To progress! 1034 00:49:21,651 --> 00:49:23,584 To progress. 1035 00:49:29,183 --> 00:49:32,517 Don't worry everyone, I'm sure it's just a fuse. 1036 00:49:32,550 --> 00:49:33,350 A fuse? 1037 00:49:33,383 --> 00:49:34,450 Is that a bomb? 1038 00:49:37,918 --> 00:49:40,084 Hiram, what's that noise? 1039 00:49:41,283 --> 00:49:42,216 What the? 1040 00:49:47,483 --> 00:49:48,818 Behold! 1041 00:49:48,851 --> 00:49:50,885 I am the ghost of Canterville! 1042 00:49:50,918 --> 00:49:53,718 And this dinner is doomed! 1043 00:49:54,584 --> 00:49:55,885 Doomed! 1044 00:49:55,918 --> 00:49:59,651 Ladies and gentlemen, please remain calm. 1045 00:49:59,685 --> 00:50:01,550 Rest assured, this is an unfortunate 1046 00:50:01,584 --> 00:50:04,785 yet harmless prank from my incorrigible boys. 1047 00:50:04,818 --> 00:50:05,885 Again, Kent, again. 1048 00:50:05,918 --> 00:50:07,350 Again! 1049 00:50:13,217 --> 00:50:14,618 Nice touch. 1050 00:50:14,651 --> 00:50:15,885 It wasn't me. 1051 00:50:15,918 --> 00:50:18,517 Then who was it? 1052 00:50:19,751 --> 00:50:20,851 Mayday, mayday. 1053 00:50:20,885 --> 00:50:22,284 The pumpkin's gone rogue! 1054 00:50:23,251 --> 00:50:24,785 Hiram! Boys! 1055 00:50:24,818 --> 00:50:26,517 Stop this immediately. 1056 00:50:26,550 --> 00:50:27,785 It's not us! 1057 00:50:31,251 --> 00:50:33,184 Guess who's coming to dinner? 1058 00:50:38,685 --> 00:50:40,184 Sir Simon! 1059 00:50:40,217 --> 00:50:44,618 Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war! 1060 00:50:49,351 --> 00:50:50,751 Keep up, Marjorie! 1061 00:50:50,785 --> 00:50:52,818 Do you do requests? 1062 00:50:55,151 --> 00:50:56,685 Play on, I say. 1063 00:50:56,718 --> 00:50:57,751 Play on. 1064 00:50:59,351 --> 00:51:01,685 Quick, quick, come along, come along. 1065 00:51:01,718 --> 00:51:03,751 Unhand me, Cecil. 1066 00:51:03,785 --> 00:51:05,151 The beast is mine. 1067 00:51:05,184 --> 00:51:06,418 Algernean! 1068 00:51:14,785 --> 00:51:17,117 We meet again, old adversary, 1069 00:51:17,151 --> 00:51:19,418 but this time it's I who shall... 1070 00:51:24,586 --> 00:51:26,117 I'm sorry, I can't hear you. 1071 00:51:26,151 --> 00:51:27,184 Do speak up. 1072 00:51:28,484 --> 00:51:29,519 Right this way! 1073 00:51:29,552 --> 00:51:30,719 Nevermind, let's get out of here. 1074 00:51:30,752 --> 00:51:33,284 You Americans enter my house 1075 00:51:33,318 --> 00:51:36,151 with your modern ways and dare 1076 00:51:36,184 --> 00:51:39,351 to tell me what I may or may not do? 1077 00:51:40,484 --> 00:51:42,451 Now you see here, Sir- 1078 00:51:42,484 --> 00:51:44,384 Dinosaur am I? 1079 00:51:45,519 --> 00:51:47,251 Obsolete? 1080 00:51:47,284 --> 00:51:49,351 If it's electricity you want, 1081 00:51:50,451 --> 00:51:51,552 how about this? 1082 00:51:56,619 --> 00:51:57,852 Hiram! 1083 00:52:04,652 --> 00:52:07,819 And as for you Cheshire! 1084 00:52:08,451 --> 00:52:09,786 Sir Simon, stop it! 1085 00:52:09,819 --> 00:52:13,151 Is it me, or is it getting hot in here? 1086 00:52:17,251 --> 00:52:19,686 Mrs. Umney, do something. 1087 00:52:19,719 --> 00:52:22,786 Yes, Ma'am. 1088 00:52:24,384 --> 00:52:29,886 A toast to progress, to Canterville. 1089 00:52:29,919 --> 00:52:31,485 A modern, happy home. 1090 00:52:34,485 --> 00:52:36,886 Don't mind if I do. 1091 00:52:36,919 --> 00:52:38,185 Not for me. 1092 00:52:39,719 --> 00:52:42,085 I want to watch it all burn. 1093 00:52:48,519 --> 00:52:50,352 Out of my way, boys. 1094 00:52:51,686 --> 00:52:54,085 Boys, over here! 1095 00:52:55,385 --> 00:52:56,419 Jump! 1096 00:52:58,452 --> 00:52:59,686 I'm scared, Louis. 1097 00:52:59,719 --> 00:53:00,686 Me too, Kent. 1098 00:53:00,719 --> 00:53:03,218 Come on boys, you can do it. 1099 00:53:03,252 --> 00:53:07,118 Oh, Geronimo! 1100 00:53:07,152 --> 00:53:08,118 Come on, everybody, this way. 1101 00:53:11,453 --> 00:53:12,786 Come on, let's get out of here. 1102 00:53:12,819 --> 00:53:13,852 Go. 1103 00:53:13,886 --> 00:53:14,852 I will be right behind you. 1104 00:53:20,486 --> 00:53:21,420 We'd better not get blamed for this one. 1105 00:53:21,453 --> 00:53:22,486 It's not our fault. 1106 00:53:26,587 --> 00:53:31,218 Now that's what I call a haunting. 1107 00:53:37,919 --> 00:53:39,686 Bring the horses around quickly! 1108 00:53:43,352 --> 00:53:44,319 Hey, Ma. 1109 00:53:44,352 --> 00:53:45,185 Oh, Hiram. 1110 00:53:46,453 --> 00:53:48,786 Thank goodness you're all safe. 1111 00:53:48,819 --> 00:53:50,185 Are you okay? 1112 00:53:50,218 --> 00:53:51,252 Where's Henry? 1113 00:53:53,152 --> 00:53:53,753 Henry? 1114 00:53:53,786 --> 00:53:55,319 That... Was... 1115 00:53:55,352 --> 00:53:56,819 Incredible! 1116 00:53:56,852 --> 00:53:57,819 When's dessert? 1117 00:53:57,852 --> 00:53:59,753 Oh my goodness, boys. 1118 00:53:59,787 --> 00:54:01,420 Henry! 1119 00:54:05,453 --> 00:54:06,353 Henry! 1120 00:54:06,386 --> 00:54:08,386 Henry, are you okay? 1121 00:54:08,420 --> 00:54:12,420 Virginia, you came back. 1122 00:54:12,453 --> 00:54:14,319 I think I've put my back out. 1123 00:54:14,353 --> 00:54:15,319 Come on, Henry! 1124 00:54:15,353 --> 00:54:17,252 You can do this, come on! 1125 00:54:17,285 --> 00:54:18,587 Quickly! 1126 00:54:18,620 --> 00:54:19,853 Virginia! 1127 00:54:19,887 --> 00:54:22,486 What are you doing? 1128 00:54:26,853 --> 00:54:27,720 Oh, my. 1129 00:54:41,386 --> 00:54:44,453 Come on, Henry, on your feet. 1130 00:54:44,486 --> 00:54:46,320 Thank you, Virginia. 1131 00:55:26,321 --> 00:55:27,420 I'm so sorry. 1132 00:55:31,820 --> 00:55:34,486 Forgive me, Virginia. 1133 00:55:34,520 --> 00:55:38,287 I have of late, but wherefore I know not, 1134 00:55:39,421 --> 00:55:41,453 lost all my mirth. 1135 00:55:47,587 --> 00:55:50,454 Pumpkin, I was looking for you everywhere. 1136 00:55:50,487 --> 00:55:51,720 Are you okay? 1137 00:55:51,753 --> 00:55:52,653 It's all my fault. 1138 00:55:52,687 --> 00:55:54,787 Virginia, I shouldn't have come. 1139 00:55:54,820 --> 00:55:58,421 My presence here clearly drove the ghost into a rage. 1140 00:55:58,454 --> 00:55:59,687 It's not your fault. 1141 00:55:59,720 --> 00:56:02,153 I couldn't bear the thought of any harm 1142 00:56:02,186 --> 00:56:04,219 coming to you or your family. 1143 00:56:04,254 --> 00:56:06,287 I think it best that I don't come again. 1144 00:56:06,321 --> 00:56:07,186 What? 1145 00:56:07,219 --> 00:56:09,153 Thank you, Mr. Otis. 1146 00:56:09,186 --> 00:56:10,787 Very impressive lights. 1147 00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:12,653 Goodbye, Virginia. 1148 00:56:14,920 --> 00:56:16,321 Don't worry, pumpkin. 1149 00:56:16,354 --> 00:56:19,387 I am gonna put an end to this once and for all. 1150 00:56:19,421 --> 00:56:21,153 There's no need to cry. 1151 00:56:21,186 --> 00:56:23,787 I'm not crying! 1152 00:56:25,753 --> 00:56:29,588 A full blown category five psychoplasmical manifestation! 1153 00:56:29,621 --> 00:56:33,621 Last night you were lucky to escape with your lives. 1154 00:56:33,654 --> 00:56:35,220 I dread to think what might've happened 1155 00:56:35,254 --> 00:56:36,454 if I hadn't been there. 1156 00:56:36,487 --> 00:56:38,688 If that ghost wants a donnybrook, 1157 00:56:38,721 --> 00:56:41,853 Hiram Otis is gonna give him one right on his snoot. 1158 00:56:41,887 --> 00:56:43,754 Yeah, Pa, you tell him. 1159 00:56:43,788 --> 00:56:45,554 Oh yeah, bust that ghost. 1160 00:56:45,588 --> 00:56:46,387 Bust him. 1161 00:56:46,421 --> 00:56:47,487 I like the sound of that. 1162 00:56:47,521 --> 00:56:49,854 Bust ghosters! Mm, nevermind. 1163 00:56:49,887 --> 00:56:52,421 The readings are very strong. 1164 00:56:52,454 --> 00:56:54,387 The spirit compass, my own invention, 1165 00:56:54,421 --> 00:56:57,153 is saying there is definitely a ghost in the house. 1166 00:56:57,187 --> 00:57:00,588 This is an impressive array of equipment, Ma'am. 1167 00:57:00,621 --> 00:57:02,487 You see, Lucretia, science. 1168 00:57:02,521 --> 00:57:05,119 Science will cook this old buzzard's goose. 1169 00:57:05,153 --> 00:57:06,821 Hey, look what I found. 1170 00:57:06,854 --> 00:57:08,487 - Put that back at once. - I wanna shoot it. 1171 00:57:08,521 --> 00:57:09,688 - What's it shoot? - Slowly. 1172 00:57:09,721 --> 00:57:10,654 Ghost bullets? Carefully. 1173 00:57:10,688 --> 00:57:11,821 It's a ray gun, genius. 1174 00:57:14,387 --> 00:57:16,187 Outstanding! 1175 00:57:16,220 --> 00:57:17,688 It was him. 1176 00:57:17,721 --> 00:57:19,854 What are you gonna do with that? 1177 00:57:19,888 --> 00:57:22,387 I am going to give Johnny ghost both barrels 1178 00:57:22,421 --> 00:57:24,487 and capture it like a rat in a trap. 1179 00:57:24,521 --> 00:57:25,487 How exactly? 1180 00:57:25,521 --> 00:57:26,654 Simple. 1181 00:57:26,688 --> 00:57:28,721 Once activated, this device will function 1182 00:57:28,754 --> 00:57:29,854 as a psychic magnet pinning 1183 00:57:29,888 --> 00:57:34,354 and absorbing the spirit and trapping it in one of these. 1184 00:57:34,387 --> 00:57:35,287 And then what? 1185 00:57:35,321 --> 00:57:37,688 Why, then I study it of course. 1186 00:57:37,721 --> 00:57:41,487 Oh, I have many, many experiments planned. 1187 00:57:41,521 --> 00:57:45,387 Just think, a real live specimen to work on. 1188 00:57:45,421 --> 00:57:46,654 Wonderful! 1189 00:57:46,688 --> 00:57:47,588 What? 1190 00:57:47,621 --> 00:57:49,854 We can't do this to Sir Simon. 1191 00:57:49,888 --> 00:57:52,754 Yeah, he's our ghost. 1192 00:57:52,788 --> 00:57:55,788 We're the ones who should be experimenting on him. 1193 00:57:55,821 --> 00:57:59,221 I'm a reasonable man, but he tried to blow up our family. 1194 00:57:59,255 --> 00:58:01,621 And I don't take too kindly to that. 1195 00:58:01,654 --> 00:58:02,888 Right then, pop this on. 1196 00:58:03,754 --> 00:58:05,221 Plug that in. 1197 00:58:05,255 --> 00:58:06,322 Snappety, snap. 1198 00:58:06,354 --> 00:58:07,721 Eyes of a hunter. 1199 00:58:08,754 --> 00:58:10,188 That is one strange lady. 1200 00:58:10,221 --> 00:58:11,121 I kinda like it. 1201 00:58:11,155 --> 00:58:12,388 - Me too. - Hiram! 1202 00:58:12,421 --> 00:58:13,421 Sorry, dear. 1203 00:58:13,454 --> 00:58:14,821 Tallyho! 1204 00:58:14,854 --> 00:58:18,255 So, how many ghosts have you actually caught? 1205 00:58:18,288 --> 00:58:21,121 Technically, this will be my first, but fear not. 1206 00:58:21,155 --> 00:58:23,388 I know exactly what I'm doing. 1207 00:58:25,255 --> 00:58:26,554 This way! 1208 00:58:26,588 --> 00:58:28,188 The game's afoot. 1209 00:58:28,221 --> 00:58:30,355 The spirit compass never lies. 1210 00:58:32,355 --> 00:58:33,455 On we go! 1211 00:58:35,155 --> 00:58:36,121 That's a cupboard. 1212 00:58:37,322 --> 00:58:38,188 This way. 1213 00:58:39,488 --> 00:58:40,654 No, no. 1214 00:58:42,821 --> 00:58:44,522 This way. 1215 00:58:44,555 --> 00:58:45,589 Does she know what she's doing? 1216 00:58:45,621 --> 00:58:47,088 Kent, Louis, 1217 00:58:48,221 --> 00:58:50,721 much as it pains me to say this, I need your help. 1218 00:58:52,788 --> 00:58:53,854 Just give me a moment. 1219 00:58:53,888 --> 00:58:55,655 Um, which way? 1220 00:58:55,688 --> 00:58:56,522 Which way? 1221 00:58:56,555 --> 00:58:57,488 This way. 1222 00:58:57,522 --> 00:58:58,355 I can smell it. 1223 00:58:58,388 --> 00:58:59,388 I say, come back with that. 1224 00:58:59,422 --> 00:59:01,255 Hey, weird lady, 1225 00:59:01,288 --> 00:59:02,888 the readings are very strong down here. 1226 00:59:02,921 --> 00:59:03,721 Really? 1227 00:59:03,754 --> 00:59:04,754 Wait for me. 1228 00:59:04,788 --> 00:59:05,455 Phantom ahoy! 1229 00:59:07,255 --> 00:59:08,388 Sir Simon? 1230 00:59:08,422 --> 00:59:09,854 - Sir Simon? 1231 00:59:09,888 --> 00:59:10,755 Where could he be? 1232 00:59:10,788 --> 00:59:12,455 In here, everyone. 1233 00:59:12,488 --> 00:59:13,488 He's in the kitchen. 1234 00:59:18,422 --> 00:59:19,854 That's our housekeeper. 1235 00:59:19,888 --> 00:59:22,522 Well, she shouldn't sneak up on me like that. 1236 00:59:22,555 --> 00:59:23,488 He's on the move. 1237 00:59:23,522 --> 00:59:24,488 Come on! 1238 00:59:24,522 --> 00:59:26,655 This way! 1239 00:59:26,689 --> 00:59:29,288 Mrs. Umney, are you all right? 1240 00:59:29,322 --> 00:59:31,422 Perfectly fine, thank you, Ma'am. 1241 00:59:33,221 --> 00:59:36,655 Sir Simon, where are you? 1242 00:59:36,921 --> 00:59:38,221 - Over here. - Oh. 1243 00:59:38,255 --> 00:59:39,789 - You just missed him. - Oh! 1244 00:59:39,822 --> 00:59:41,722 - No, no, he's over here. - Oh. 1245 00:59:41,755 --> 00:59:44,655 The blighter's slippery like a greased pig on market day. 1246 00:59:46,522 --> 00:59:49,188 Sir Simon, are you in there? 1247 00:59:49,221 --> 00:59:49,889 Open up. 1248 00:59:49,922 --> 00:59:51,455 You're in danger. 1249 00:59:51,488 --> 00:59:53,722 The wind and the rain, 1250 00:59:53,755 --> 00:59:56,755 a foolish thing was but a toy. 1251 00:59:56,789 --> 00:59:58,522 Sir Simon? 1252 00:59:58,555 --> 00:59:59,789 For the rain, 1253 00:59:59,822 --> 01:00:02,088 - it rains everyday. - Sir Simon! 1254 01:00:04,722 --> 01:00:05,855 Ghosts in there! 1255 01:00:06,922 --> 01:00:07,722 Stand aside, please. 1256 01:00:07,755 --> 01:00:08,722 Boys, stay here. 1257 01:00:09,655 --> 01:00:10,422 - Okay, Pa. - No problem! 1258 01:00:16,922 --> 01:00:18,522 Uh, boys? 1259 01:00:18,555 --> 01:00:19,555 Hi, Pa. 1260 01:00:19,589 --> 01:00:20,689 Please hand me that chair. 1261 01:00:22,822 --> 01:00:24,122 It was him! 1262 01:00:25,589 --> 01:00:27,822 A great while ago the world begun. 1263 01:00:27,855 --> 01:00:30,256 With hey, ho, hey, ho, 1264 01:00:30,288 --> 01:00:31,655 the wind blew the rain. 1265 01:00:31,689 --> 01:00:33,222 What? 1266 01:00:33,256 --> 01:00:37,855 But that's all one, our play is done. 1267 01:00:37,889 --> 01:00:39,488 Sir Simon! 1268 01:00:39,522 --> 01:00:42,455 As we strive to please you everyday. 1269 01:00:46,922 --> 01:00:48,189 Virginia? 1270 01:00:48,222 --> 01:00:49,755 That awful woman's here again. 1271 01:00:49,789 --> 01:00:52,222 She wants to trap you, do experiments. 1272 01:00:52,256 --> 01:00:53,855 - You have to run. - Run? 1273 01:00:53,889 --> 01:00:55,722 Where? 1274 01:00:55,755 --> 01:00:57,722 I'm so very tired, Virginia. 1275 01:00:57,755 --> 01:01:01,156 I haven't slept in 300 years. 1276 01:01:01,189 --> 01:01:03,222 I miss sleep. 1277 01:01:03,256 --> 01:01:04,488 Right, onwards! 1278 01:01:04,522 --> 01:01:06,722 I have a sulfuric odor in my nostrils. 1279 01:01:06,755 --> 01:01:09,256 Uh, that was me. 1280 01:01:09,289 --> 01:01:10,855 I miss my Eleanor. 1281 01:01:10,889 --> 01:01:12,789 She was a Cheshire too, you know? 1282 01:01:12,822 --> 01:01:14,822 Like your young man. 1283 01:01:14,855 --> 01:01:16,855 Why do you hate them so much? 1284 01:01:17,923 --> 01:01:19,456 It was my wife's uncle, 1285 01:01:19,489 --> 01:01:23,556 the old Duke of Cheshire who accused me of her murder. 1286 01:01:23,590 --> 01:01:26,289 He wanted me outta the way so he could lay claim 1287 01:01:26,323 --> 01:01:28,423 to Canterville Chase for himself. 1288 01:01:29,789 --> 01:01:33,456 It was Cheshire who laid the trap intended for me. 1289 01:01:34,623 --> 01:01:38,256 He accused me, imprisoned me. 1290 01:01:38,289 --> 01:01:41,356 This cell became my tomb. 1291 01:01:41,389 --> 01:01:43,855 Eventually I succumbed to death. 1292 01:01:43,889 --> 01:01:47,755 But the fates, it seemed had other plans for my soul. 1293 01:01:47,789 --> 01:01:49,690 So, is that... 1294 01:01:49,723 --> 01:01:51,423 It is, alas. 1295 01:01:51,456 --> 01:01:52,656 That's horrible. 1296 01:01:52,690 --> 01:01:54,756 That's the house of Cheshire for you. 1297 01:01:54,789 --> 01:01:57,489 But that was 300 years ago. 1298 01:01:57,523 --> 01:01:58,855 Henry isn't like his ancestors. 1299 01:01:58,890 --> 01:01:59,822 People change. 1300 01:01:59,855 --> 01:02:01,556 Not me. 1301 01:02:01,590 --> 01:02:03,389 Cursed to remain in this house for all eternity. 1302 01:02:03,423 --> 01:02:04,723 Maybe I deserve it. 1303 01:02:04,756 --> 01:02:06,890 If I'd been less vain, less foolish. 1304 01:02:06,923 --> 01:02:09,122 If I'd reached Eleanor quicker. 1305 01:02:09,156 --> 01:02:10,790 It wasn't your fault. 1306 01:02:10,823 --> 01:02:12,222 We're getting close! 1307 01:02:12,256 --> 01:02:13,556 The needle's almost off the dial. 1308 01:02:13,590 --> 01:02:15,423 It's unprecedented. 1309 01:02:15,456 --> 01:02:19,156 Mr. Otis, crank me up to full power. 1310 01:02:19,189 --> 01:02:20,891 With pleasure, Ma'am. 1311 01:02:20,924 --> 01:02:22,423 Oo, that's it! 1312 01:02:22,456 --> 01:02:23,891 That's it! Keep going! 1313 01:02:23,924 --> 01:02:24,790 Oo! 1314 01:02:26,723 --> 01:02:28,189 Where is Virginia? 1315 01:02:28,222 --> 01:02:29,623 I don't know. 1316 01:02:29,656 --> 01:02:30,756 Behind this wall! 1317 01:02:30,790 --> 01:02:32,489 It has to come down. 1318 01:02:32,523 --> 01:02:33,623 Yeah, that's what I'm talkin' about. 1319 01:02:33,656 --> 01:02:34,857 Stand aside. 1320 01:02:38,523 --> 01:02:39,323 They're coming! 1321 01:02:39,356 --> 01:02:40,656 Let them come. 1322 01:02:40,690 --> 01:02:42,790 No, we have to do something. 1323 01:02:45,723 --> 01:02:46,556 What's this? 1324 01:02:50,756 --> 01:02:53,556 "When the baron almond bears." 1325 01:02:53,590 --> 01:02:55,222 Is that the prophecy? 1326 01:02:55,256 --> 01:02:56,323 Don't. 1327 01:02:56,356 --> 01:02:58,690 It was on the walled garden all along? 1328 01:02:58,723 --> 01:03:00,190 It's no concern of yours. 1329 01:03:00,222 --> 01:03:01,289 Why didn't you say anything? 1330 01:03:01,323 --> 01:03:03,323 - Virginia! - But what does it mean? 1331 01:03:03,356 --> 01:03:04,489 - Stop. - What does it do? 1332 01:03:04,523 --> 01:03:05,523 Tell me! 1333 01:03:05,556 --> 01:03:06,756 It sets me free! 1334 01:03:07,891 --> 01:03:09,323 Then we have to go. 1335 01:03:14,556 --> 01:03:17,223 I have you now. 1336 01:03:23,157 --> 01:03:24,790 Right in the Hamptons. 1337 01:03:24,824 --> 01:03:27,756 Hiram! 1338 01:03:27,790 --> 01:03:29,423 But there's no one here. 1339 01:03:30,556 --> 01:03:33,590 Sometimes ghosts are invisible, Mom. 1340 01:03:33,623 --> 01:03:34,489 Come on. 1341 01:03:38,891 --> 01:03:40,223 Over here, Ma. 1342 01:03:40,924 --> 01:03:42,590 Where did they go? 1343 01:03:42,623 --> 01:03:44,123 Slipped the net again. 1344 01:03:46,791 --> 01:03:48,357 Look, Hiram! 1345 01:03:48,390 --> 01:03:50,157 It's taken Virginia. 1346 01:03:53,424 --> 01:03:56,190 That darn ghost has gone too far this time. 1347 01:04:08,723 --> 01:04:11,123 Virginia, no! 1348 01:04:11,157 --> 01:04:12,824 It asks too heavy a price. 1349 01:04:15,657 --> 01:04:18,123 We have to try. 1350 01:04:22,457 --> 01:04:25,490 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1351 01:04:25,524 --> 01:04:27,624 from the angel's grasp." 1352 01:04:27,657 --> 01:04:28,857 Please don't. 1353 01:04:28,891 --> 01:04:31,357 "When the barren almond bears 1354 01:04:31,390 --> 01:04:34,157 and a golden child gives away her tears, 1355 01:04:34,190 --> 01:04:36,157 then will all the house be still 1356 01:04:36,190 --> 01:04:38,490 and peace come to Canterville." 1357 01:04:54,792 --> 01:04:56,490 But what does it mean? 1358 01:04:57,825 --> 01:05:00,691 It means that I can only be set free 1359 01:05:00,725 --> 01:05:03,524 if an innocent such as yourself travels 1360 01:05:03,557 --> 01:05:05,825 with me and begs for my forgiveness 1361 01:05:05,858 --> 01:05:08,324 from the Grand Old Man. 1362 01:05:08,357 --> 01:05:10,223 The Grand Old Man? 1363 01:05:10,257 --> 01:05:13,123 The Master of all our Final Ceremonies. 1364 01:05:13,157 --> 01:05:16,157 Only He can grant my release. 1365 01:05:18,324 --> 01:05:19,692 Then let's go. 1366 01:05:19,725 --> 01:05:21,758 No, Virginia, it is too perilous. 1367 01:05:21,792 --> 01:05:23,457 I cannot ask this of you. 1368 01:05:23,490 --> 01:05:24,825 You are not asking, Sir. 1369 01:05:24,858 --> 01:05:28,157 I am offering to help a friend. 1370 01:05:28,190 --> 01:05:29,557 Virginia! 1371 01:05:29,591 --> 01:05:30,390 Quick! 1372 01:05:56,357 --> 01:05:58,124 It's just like your locket in here. 1373 01:05:59,490 --> 01:06:01,524 It's beautiful. 1374 01:06:07,825 --> 01:06:11,424 Virginia, please excuse the lateness of the hour, 1375 01:06:11,457 --> 01:06:12,825 but I simply could not wait. 1376 01:06:14,391 --> 01:06:18,124 The fact is, I love you, 1377 01:06:18,158 --> 01:06:20,425 and I refuse to let the ghost 1378 01:06:20,458 --> 01:06:22,725 and this ancient curse come between us. 1379 01:06:25,491 --> 01:06:27,191 Oh yes, well, it's easy saying 1380 01:06:27,224 --> 01:06:28,491 it in front of you, Excelsior. 1381 01:06:28,524 --> 01:06:30,792 Now I have to say it to her. 1382 01:06:33,525 --> 01:06:34,325 Giddy up! 1383 01:06:36,391 --> 01:06:37,491 Virginia! 1384 01:06:37,525 --> 01:06:38,425 Virginia! 1385 01:06:39,792 --> 01:06:42,258 Oh, where is she? 1386 01:06:42,291 --> 01:06:44,558 It's a classic ghost gambit. 1387 01:06:44,592 --> 01:06:45,792 Old as the hills. 1388 01:06:45,825 --> 01:06:48,191 Oh, just you wait until I get you in my sights 1389 01:06:48,224 --> 01:06:50,692 you phantasmic blaggard! 1390 01:06:50,725 --> 01:06:52,758 - Dad, come quick! - Huh? 1391 01:07:19,693 --> 01:07:21,558 My love. 1392 01:07:24,793 --> 01:07:29,559 Ah, finally got here, have you? 1393 01:07:29,593 --> 01:07:31,793 I was wondering when you'd show up. 1394 01:07:31,826 --> 01:07:35,491 You've led me a merry dance, Sir Simon. 1395 01:07:35,525 --> 01:07:36,893 You two know each other? 1396 01:07:36,926 --> 01:07:38,659 Oh, yes. 1397 01:07:38,693 --> 01:07:39,826 Who are you? 1398 01:07:39,859 --> 01:07:41,158 Me? 1399 01:07:41,191 --> 01:07:42,491 Why, I'm the gardener, ain't I? 1400 01:07:42,525 --> 01:07:44,726 Someone's gotta keep things tidy. 1401 01:07:44,759 --> 01:07:47,593 Otherwise, where would we be? 1402 01:07:47,626 --> 01:07:50,525 Oh, lovely. 1403 01:07:50,559 --> 01:07:52,491 Only blooms for a day. 1404 01:07:52,525 --> 01:07:53,291 Shame. 1405 01:07:54,525 --> 01:07:56,859 Sir, I wonder if you could help us. 1406 01:07:56,893 --> 01:07:58,693 We've come here to find someone. 1407 01:07:58,726 --> 01:07:59,826 Have you now? 1408 01:07:59,859 --> 01:08:01,124 Who's that then, my love? 1409 01:08:02,626 --> 01:08:05,258 The Master of Ceremonies. 1410 01:08:05,291 --> 01:08:06,593 Hm? 1411 01:08:06,626 --> 01:08:08,258 Death. 1412 01:08:08,291 --> 01:08:10,125 Do you know where he might be? 1413 01:08:10,158 --> 01:08:11,425 Do I know? 1414 01:08:12,559 --> 01:08:16,425 Well, Death's everywhere, isn't he? 1415 01:08:20,458 --> 01:08:24,225 No. 1416 01:08:24,258 --> 01:08:26,358 Pleasure to meet you, Miss Virginia. 1417 01:08:27,458 --> 01:08:29,125 I see you've been reading my book. 1418 01:08:29,926 --> 01:08:31,159 Your book? 1419 01:08:32,492 --> 01:08:35,559 Want to know how it ends? 1420 01:08:35,593 --> 01:08:36,759 What's wrong with her Dad? 1421 01:08:36,793 --> 01:08:38,458 I can't feel a pulse. 1422 01:08:38,492 --> 01:08:40,526 Virginia! 1423 01:08:40,559 --> 01:08:41,492 Pumpkin? 1424 01:08:41,526 --> 01:08:42,192 Stop! 1425 01:08:47,593 --> 01:08:49,425 What's happened? 1426 01:08:49,458 --> 01:08:51,826 Her spirit has been taken by the ghost. 1427 01:08:51,859 --> 01:08:53,693 Wait, wait. 1428 01:08:53,726 --> 01:08:55,826 This device captives spirits and what have you, correct? 1429 01:08:55,859 --> 01:08:58,893 Could we not use it to draw her spirit back in her body? 1430 01:08:58,926 --> 01:09:00,426 Mr. Otis, to tell you the truth, 1431 01:09:00,459 --> 01:09:01,626 I only received it this morning. 1432 01:09:01,659 --> 01:09:03,225 I haven't quite got the hang of it yet. 1433 01:09:03,259 --> 01:09:05,726 This is my daughter! 1434 01:09:05,759 --> 01:09:07,593 Right, well, we could give it a whirl. 1435 01:09:08,759 --> 01:09:10,326 Her spirit must be somewhere! 1436 01:09:10,359 --> 01:09:11,225 Virginia? 1437 01:09:12,527 --> 01:09:15,726 Sir, I humbly request that you see fit 1438 01:09:15,759 --> 01:09:17,392 to release Sir Simon's soul 1439 01:09:17,426 --> 01:09:19,527 so that he may be rejoined with his wife, 1440 01:09:19,560 --> 01:09:21,225 and that this curse be lifted. 1441 01:09:22,292 --> 01:09:24,359 Please, I beg of you. 1442 01:09:25,426 --> 01:09:26,493 Certainly. 1443 01:09:26,527 --> 01:09:27,326 Why not? 1444 01:09:27,359 --> 01:09:28,759 Consider it done. 1445 01:09:28,793 --> 01:09:30,259 What? 1446 01:09:30,292 --> 01:09:31,726 Is there anything else, my dear? 1447 01:09:31,759 --> 01:09:32,560 No. 1448 01:09:32,594 --> 01:09:33,660 Thank you. 1449 01:09:33,693 --> 01:09:34,560 Sir Simon? 1450 01:09:35,527 --> 01:09:37,793 I'm free? 1451 01:09:37,826 --> 01:09:40,225 I'm free! 1452 01:09:40,259 --> 01:09:42,493 At last I can be with my Eleanor. 1453 01:09:45,727 --> 01:09:48,594 Thank you, dear Virginia. 1454 01:09:48,627 --> 01:09:49,694 Farewell. 1455 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:51,627 Go, back to your family. 1456 01:09:52,594 --> 01:09:57,159 Ah, now, afraid I can't allow that. 1457 01:09:57,192 --> 01:09:59,727 There's no going back from here. 1458 01:09:59,760 --> 01:10:01,460 This is the Garden of Death. 1459 01:10:01,493 --> 01:10:02,560 See? 1460 01:10:02,594 --> 01:10:05,159 It's very much a one way trip. 1461 01:10:05,192 --> 01:10:06,627 But I can't stay. 1462 01:10:06,660 --> 01:10:08,159 I'm not dead! 1463 01:10:08,192 --> 01:10:09,292 I'm alive. 1464 01:10:09,326 --> 01:10:10,694 Oh, no. 1465 01:10:10,727 --> 01:10:13,125 You were dead the moment you walked through those gates, 1466 01:10:13,159 --> 01:10:14,694 weren't she Sir Simon? 1467 01:10:17,927 --> 01:10:20,627 Now, here we are. 1468 01:10:21,359 --> 01:10:22,125 This is you. 1469 01:10:23,694 --> 01:10:25,860 But I have plenty of time left! 1470 01:10:27,393 --> 01:10:28,594 Not anymore. 1471 01:10:29,594 --> 01:10:30,627 No! 1472 01:10:30,660 --> 01:10:32,627 Virginia! 1473 01:10:32,660 --> 01:10:33,326 Henry? 1474 01:10:35,225 --> 01:10:36,660 Henry! 1475 01:10:36,694 --> 01:10:37,359 Virginia? 1476 01:10:39,527 --> 01:10:39,994 Henry? 1477 01:10:51,627 --> 01:10:52,994 He can't see me. 1478 01:10:58,827 --> 01:11:01,727 Your body cannot pass through the gates. 1479 01:11:01,760 --> 01:11:04,493 Only your spirit. 1480 01:11:04,527 --> 01:11:06,594 I'm really dead? 1481 01:11:10,694 --> 01:11:12,427 Look at it. 1482 01:11:12,460 --> 01:11:14,293 Life trickles by so quickly, don't it? 1483 01:11:15,827 --> 01:11:17,860 People don't make the most of it. 1484 01:11:19,328 --> 01:11:20,827 Shame. 1485 01:11:22,760 --> 01:11:23,627 Henry! 1486 01:11:27,594 --> 01:11:28,460 Henry! 1487 01:11:31,427 --> 01:11:33,160 Oh dear, look at that. 1488 01:11:35,727 --> 01:11:37,694 That's a fast grower, that is. 1489 01:11:42,894 --> 01:11:43,760 No! 1490 01:11:43,794 --> 01:11:46,627 You shall not claim her. 1491 01:11:46,660 --> 01:11:48,660 Do you challenge me, Sir? 1492 01:11:48,694 --> 01:11:49,827 I do, Sir. 1493 01:11:49,860 --> 01:11:51,394 To a duel. 1494 01:11:51,428 --> 01:11:52,860 I see. 1495 01:11:52,894 --> 01:11:55,860 And if I win, we both go free. 1496 01:11:56,894 --> 01:11:59,461 But if I win, she dies, 1497 01:11:59,494 --> 01:12:02,193 and you shall remain in this garden forever. 1498 01:12:02,226 --> 01:12:04,226 A permanent addition, 1499 01:12:04,260 --> 01:12:08,193 neither dead nor in heaven with your wife. 1500 01:12:12,794 --> 01:12:15,193 I accept your terms. 1501 01:12:15,226 --> 01:12:16,695 Sir Simon, no! 1502 01:12:16,727 --> 01:12:17,661 Excellent. 1503 01:12:17,695 --> 01:12:19,328 Let's be having you then. 1504 01:12:19,361 --> 01:12:21,260 No time like the present. 1505 01:12:22,394 --> 01:12:23,760 Hang on a mo. 1506 01:12:27,761 --> 01:12:29,794 Ha, that's better! 1507 01:12:29,827 --> 01:12:32,761 You didn't think I was gonna fight you like that, did you? 1508 01:12:32,795 --> 01:12:35,628 I'd be out of puff in seconds. 1509 01:12:35,661 --> 01:12:36,595 Shall we? 1510 01:12:36,628 --> 01:12:39,261 Then lay on and damned be him 1511 01:12:39,294 --> 01:12:42,695 who first cries hold enough. 1512 01:12:42,728 --> 01:12:44,661 Yes! 1513 01:12:54,895 --> 01:12:57,361 Ready, I think. 1514 01:12:57,394 --> 01:13:00,227 I suppose I should aim up. 1515 01:13:00,261 --> 01:13:02,361 Come on, pumpkin, wherever you are. 1516 01:13:03,728 --> 01:13:04,661 Turn it on! 1517 01:13:15,394 --> 01:13:16,561 Anything? 1518 01:13:16,595 --> 01:13:17,761 Again! 1519 01:13:17,795 --> 01:13:18,828 Do it again! 1520 01:13:33,728 --> 01:13:35,294 What's this? 1521 01:13:35,328 --> 01:13:36,795 "When a little girl can ask for freedom 1522 01:13:36,828 --> 01:13:38,261 from the angel's grasp." 1523 01:13:39,828 --> 01:13:41,895 Are you insane? 1524 01:13:41,928 --> 01:13:43,661 I am Death! 1525 01:13:43,695 --> 01:13:45,461 You cannot beat me! 1526 01:13:45,494 --> 01:13:47,394 You realize how many people I have killed? 1527 01:13:48,628 --> 01:13:50,361 Everyone! 1528 01:13:50,394 --> 01:13:55,161 Well, I, Sir, have played the greatest swordsman 1529 01:13:55,195 --> 01:13:56,828 of the stage. 1530 01:13:56,861 --> 01:14:01,195 And what's more, I've had 300 years to practice. 1531 01:14:01,228 --> 01:14:03,394 I like a spirited opponent, 1532 01:14:03,428 --> 01:14:05,561 but don't let it go to your head. 1533 01:14:11,395 --> 01:14:13,861 A hit, a palpable hit! 1534 01:14:13,895 --> 01:14:16,362 Sir Simon, look out! 1535 01:14:21,695 --> 01:14:22,795 Another hit. 1536 01:14:22,828 --> 01:14:24,462 What say you, Sir? 1537 01:14:29,462 --> 01:14:31,094 What? 1538 01:14:55,662 --> 01:14:56,696 Still nothing! 1539 01:14:56,728 --> 01:14:58,462 Hiram, stop this! 1540 01:14:58,495 --> 01:14:59,295 No! 1541 01:14:59,329 --> 01:15:01,462 Science will save her. 1542 01:15:01,495 --> 01:15:02,629 It has to. 1543 01:15:02,662 --> 01:15:03,696 Again! 1544 01:15:03,729 --> 01:15:05,362 More power! 1545 01:15:05,395 --> 01:15:07,529 Yeah, more power! No! 1546 01:15:12,562 --> 01:15:13,429 Enough! 1547 01:15:14,796 --> 01:15:16,095 This stops now. 1548 01:15:31,762 --> 01:15:34,162 I say, I thought this was to be a fair fight. 1549 01:15:34,195 --> 01:15:35,829 If there's one thing I can't abide, 1550 01:15:35,862 --> 01:15:39,262 it's someone who refuses to die. 1551 01:15:39,295 --> 01:15:41,862 That would be me, Sir. 1552 01:15:41,896 --> 01:15:43,562 Look at you, Sir Simon. 1553 01:15:43,596 --> 01:15:44,596 What are you? 1554 01:15:44,629 --> 01:15:47,262 An aberration, a ghost. 1555 01:15:47,295 --> 01:15:48,462 It will not do. 1556 01:15:50,662 --> 01:15:53,162 Here the books must be balanced, 1557 01:15:54,762 --> 01:15:56,596 and I will balance them. 1558 01:15:59,495 --> 01:16:01,696 You leave him alone! 1559 01:16:01,729 --> 01:16:03,562 You dare challenge me? 1560 01:16:04,629 --> 01:16:05,662 What the heck? 1561 01:16:05,696 --> 01:16:07,162 I'm dead anyway. 1562 01:16:11,395 --> 01:16:12,596 Virginia! 1563 01:16:26,762 --> 01:16:27,762 Oh, boy! 1564 01:16:36,729 --> 01:16:38,562 Henry! 1565 01:16:38,596 --> 01:16:40,862 You really do get yourself into some scrapes, don't you? 1566 01:16:42,429 --> 01:16:43,529 You can fence? 1567 01:16:43,562 --> 01:16:44,729 Of course I can fence. 1568 01:16:44,762 --> 01:16:46,363 I went to Heaton! 1569 01:16:46,396 --> 01:16:47,896 You shouldn't have come. 1570 01:16:47,929 --> 01:16:51,396 Being here in this place, it means you're dead. 1571 01:16:51,430 --> 01:16:52,862 What? 1572 01:16:53,796 --> 01:16:55,462 I'm sorry! 1573 01:16:55,495 --> 01:16:58,495 Oh, please, spare me. 1574 01:16:58,529 --> 01:17:00,463 Henry! 1575 01:17:01,796 --> 01:17:03,796 You leave him alone. 1576 01:17:03,829 --> 01:17:05,796 Well, if I am dead, 1577 01:17:05,829 --> 01:17:09,196 there's no one I'd rather spend eternity with. 1578 01:17:09,229 --> 01:17:14,196 You see, Virginia, I'm afraid I love you. 1579 01:17:14,229 --> 01:17:15,862 What? 1580 01:17:15,896 --> 01:17:19,129 Oh, what a lovely couple. 1581 01:17:19,163 --> 01:17:20,896 United forever. 1582 01:17:23,496 --> 01:17:25,496 Cooey, up here. 1583 01:17:27,196 --> 01:17:28,696 Hey, Sir Simon, catch! 1584 01:17:33,530 --> 01:17:34,697 Virginia. 1585 01:17:34,729 --> 01:17:35,829 I'm all right. 1586 01:17:39,563 --> 01:17:41,730 And you, young man, thank you. 1587 01:17:42,829 --> 01:17:44,530 Happy to help. 1588 01:17:44,563 --> 01:17:47,663 Perhaps not all Cheshire's are the same. 1589 01:17:48,862 --> 01:17:50,396 Oh, I think not. 1590 01:17:52,430 --> 01:17:55,330 The old Duke of Cheshire! 1591 01:17:55,363 --> 01:17:57,697 Hello, again. 1592 01:18:04,597 --> 01:18:08,196 Now I get to kill you all over again. 1593 01:18:10,863 --> 01:18:13,697 Oh, dear! 1594 01:18:36,496 --> 01:18:38,097 My love, it's me. 1595 01:18:41,330 --> 01:18:42,863 Eleanor? 1596 01:18:42,898 --> 01:18:46,330 Yes, my love. 1597 01:18:48,663 --> 01:18:50,830 You are not my Eleanor. 1598 01:19:04,530 --> 01:19:05,396 No! 1599 01:19:15,730 --> 01:19:17,297 Very impressive. 1600 01:19:17,331 --> 01:19:18,864 It seems we have a draw. 1601 01:19:20,530 --> 01:19:22,130 What? 1602 01:19:22,164 --> 01:19:25,297 Virginia is free to go, as are you young man. 1603 01:19:26,496 --> 01:19:28,364 But as you did not beat me, Sir Simon, 1604 01:19:28,397 --> 01:19:32,763 you must remain here forever. 1605 01:19:32,797 --> 01:19:34,530 No! You can't! 1606 01:19:34,563 --> 01:19:36,264 Please. 1607 01:19:36,297 --> 01:19:38,831 Do not be sad, Virginia. 1608 01:19:38,864 --> 01:19:40,831 These last few weeks have been the happiest 1609 01:19:40,864 --> 01:19:44,130 I've had for 300 years. 1610 01:19:50,397 --> 01:19:51,831 I'm sorry, Eleanor. 1611 01:20:05,598 --> 01:20:07,130 What? 1612 01:20:17,431 --> 01:20:18,864 Well, that's that. 1613 01:20:22,364 --> 01:20:24,397 Goodbye, Virginia. 1614 01:20:24,431 --> 01:20:25,631 Henry. 1615 01:20:25,664 --> 01:20:27,264 Please, no! 1616 01:20:27,297 --> 01:20:29,598 Until we meet again. 1617 01:20:37,564 --> 01:20:38,764 Come on, Virginia! 1618 01:20:40,364 --> 01:20:41,631 Wake up, Sis! 1619 01:20:41,664 --> 01:20:44,197 Please, wake up! 1620 01:20:44,230 --> 01:20:45,899 I'll never play another prank! 1621 01:20:45,931 --> 01:20:46,731 Pumpkin! 1622 01:20:50,397 --> 01:20:51,431 Virginia! 1623 01:20:51,464 --> 01:20:53,464 Oh, oh my darling! 1624 01:20:54,765 --> 01:20:56,531 You're back! 1625 01:20:56,564 --> 01:20:57,698 She's back! 1626 01:20:57,731 --> 01:20:58,899 Impossible! 1627 01:20:58,932 --> 01:21:01,331 Pumpkin, my pumpkin, you're back! 1628 01:21:02,865 --> 01:21:04,130 I knew she'd be fine. 1629 01:21:04,164 --> 01:21:05,130 Yeah, me too. 1630 01:21:06,197 --> 01:21:08,197 Wait, Sir Simon! 1631 01:21:32,564 --> 01:21:34,497 It's all over now, pumpkin. 1632 01:21:34,531 --> 01:21:35,297 You're safe. 1633 01:21:37,198 --> 01:21:41,832 All he wanted was to be with his wife. 1634 01:21:41,865 --> 01:21:45,231 "When a little girl can ask 1635 01:21:45,265 --> 01:21:49,298 for freedom from the angel's grasp. 1636 01:21:49,331 --> 01:21:52,631 When the barren almond bears, 1637 01:21:52,664 --> 01:21:57,564 and a golden child gives away her tears, 1638 01:21:57,598 --> 01:22:01,799 then shall all the house be still 1639 01:22:01,832 --> 01:22:05,365 and peace come to Canterville." 1640 01:22:23,732 --> 01:22:24,732 Virginia! 1641 01:22:24,765 --> 01:22:25,899 Sir Simon! 1642 01:22:25,932 --> 01:22:27,498 I hope you're looking forward 1643 01:22:27,532 --> 01:22:30,298 to an eternity in a glass jar, you fiend! 1644 01:22:32,432 --> 01:22:33,332 Oh, yeah. 1645 01:22:34,198 --> 01:22:35,165 It was us. 1646 01:22:37,165 --> 01:22:37,799 - Simon? - Huh? 1647 01:22:38,631 --> 01:22:39,665 Eleanor! 1648 01:22:43,732 --> 01:22:46,666 Thank you, my dear Virginia. 1649 01:22:48,198 --> 01:22:51,498 What took you so long? 1650 01:22:51,532 --> 01:22:54,198 There are more things in heaven and earth 1651 01:22:54,231 --> 01:22:57,165 than I dreamt of in my philosophy. 1652 01:22:57,198 --> 01:22:59,666 Hamlet, ish. 1653 01:22:59,700 --> 01:23:01,599 Very good, Mr. Otis. 1654 01:23:01,633 --> 01:23:03,700 There's hope for you yet! 1655 01:23:11,832 --> 01:23:13,700 That's better. 1656 01:23:13,733 --> 01:23:16,131 Everything's in its proper place. 1657 01:23:17,700 --> 01:23:22,398 If there's one thing I can't abide, it's a loose end. 1658 01:23:22,432 --> 01:23:26,833 Now you remember, young miss, time trickles by so fast. 1659 01:23:26,866 --> 01:23:28,766 You be sure to make the most of it. 1660 01:23:37,365 --> 01:23:41,766 I now pronounce you husband and wife. 1661 01:23:45,700 --> 01:23:46,800 Oh, I want it! 1662 01:23:46,833 --> 01:23:47,866 I've got it! 1663 01:23:50,231 --> 01:23:51,532 Oh, yay! That was a good catch, 1664 01:23:51,565 --> 01:23:52,398 my dear! 1665 01:23:52,432 --> 01:23:54,633 Let's go have an adventure. 1666 01:23:54,666 --> 01:23:55,365 Righto. 1667 01:24:02,432 --> 01:24:04,132 Bye, Virginia! 1668 01:24:05,600 --> 01:24:07,332 Oh, are you crying, dear? 1669 01:24:07,365 --> 01:24:10,166 - Oh, wow! - No. 1670 01:24:10,198 --> 01:24:11,332 I mean, yes, I am. 1671 01:24:12,465 --> 01:24:13,733 Love you, pumpkin! 1672 01:24:15,733 --> 01:24:18,365 And now the house is calm and still, 1673 01:24:22,566 --> 01:24:26,132 for peace has come to Canterville. 1674 01:28:25,300 --> 01:28:26,535 It was the ghost! 1675 01:28:26,568 --> 01:28:28,368 We don't have a ghost anymore, Kent! 1676 01:28:28,401 --> 01:28:30,233 It was Louis! 1677 01:28:33,233 --> 01:28:37,233 Preuzeto sa www.titlovi.com 108479