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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister.
She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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* *
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This is my show!
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* *
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[calm music]
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- Uh...
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- Boy, what in Sam Hill
are you watching?
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- The traffic light channel.
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[light buzzes]
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- You call this entertainment?
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- Shh!
It's gonna change again!
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[light dings]
[cheers]
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TV is the only way to have fun!
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- Fiddle-faddle!
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I had tons of fun
when I was a kid!
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Ah!
And that was years before TV
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even existed.
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[screams]
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- [screams] GrandPat, why?
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- So I can prove my point.
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[pants]
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Here!
Sit down next to GrandPat.
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I wanna show you something.
- Mm.
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- This here's the old gang--
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The Kelpbed Kids.
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That's me right there,
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and that's Puffy, Snappy,
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Squigley, and Hoops.
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Oh, the fun we used to have.
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- But no TV.
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- Oh, dagnabbit, boy!
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Even if we had a TV,
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we wouldn't have watched it.
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We were too busy
going on adventures
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and playing street games--
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games like Kick the Can.
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Yeah, back then,
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we kicked all sorts of things
and called them games.
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- GrandPat's got it all wrong.
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Life is better
when TV's involved.
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- No arguments here.
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- Hey, that time closet
of yours has a TV screen.
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Instead of spending
the next six hours listening
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to these old stories,
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why don't you go live 'em?
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- Agreed.
- [giggles]
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- Yeah, you couldn't kick
just any can.
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You had to have
either a corn can
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or a succotash can.
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I always found you got
more distance with corn cans,
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but with
a rusted-out succotash,
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you had speed.
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[gleefully squealing]
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- Back to when
GrandPat was a kid.
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1927.
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[grunts]
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Whoo-hoo!
[electricity crackles]
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- If I told you kids once,
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I told you a thousand times--
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stay out of the sewers.
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all: Yes, Officer Murphy.
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- All right then,
here's a tin can to play with.
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all: Ah!
- Hot diggety dog, a can!
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[laughter]
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- Stay out of trouble, now.
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[electricity crackles]
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- Whoa...
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Well, GrandPat's gotta be
around here somewhere.
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[laughter]
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- Hey, old man, that's our can.
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- Oh!
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- [grunts]
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- Hey, you're the Kelpbed Kids!
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I was hoping
to hang out with you!
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- Sorry, you're too big for us.
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- [grunts]
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How 'bout now?
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- Hmm, we can work with this.
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All right, gang,
let's Fleischer-ize him!
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- Historically accurate duds!
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- Rubber hose!
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- Glorious black and white!
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- Mash it all together--
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[hammer dings]
And you're done.
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- I'm all springy, ooh.
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So I'm part of the gang now?
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- Not exactly.
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- Aw...
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- You gotta
prove yourself first--
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at Kick the Can!
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[can clanks]
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Now let's see what you got.
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[old-timey swing music]
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[glass shatters]
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[thunder booms]
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- Oops.
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- Of all places,
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you had to hit
Old Man Jenkins' house?
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- I guess this means
I'm out of the gang now, huh?
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- Applesauce!
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You're gonna help us
get that can back!
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So off we went over the wall
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and into
Old Man Jenkins' backyard.
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- [grunts]
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- Ah.
- Come on.
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[suspenseful music]
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- [gasps]
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- [panting]
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- Huh?
[metal rattling]
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Sounds like the can
is down there.
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[both screaming]
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- [barking]
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[both screaming]
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* *
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- Only one way to stop
that guard toilet!
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all: Hoops!
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- Hold onto your hats.
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* *
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[hoop snaps]
[grunts]
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- [stifled barking]
[both panting]
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- We were about to venture
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into that big creepy house.
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Everyone had
the heebie-jeebies
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'cept for me.
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I wasn't afraid of nothin'.
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[teeth chattering]
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- Let's go, bud!
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- Ah!
[loud crash]
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- This old house got a bad rap.
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It's not haunted.
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It's totally normal.
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[eyes whistle]
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- [spits loudly]
[pot dings]
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- Huh?
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Hey!
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[whimpering]
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- Huh?
Ooh...
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[snickers]
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- [snickers]
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- Hmm.
[metal clanking]
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[snickers]
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Wire hangers?
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Aw, nuts.
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[screams]
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[screams]
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Aw, nuts.
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- One by one,
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that house chewed us up
and spit us out!
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But we kept on looking
for that ol' tin can.
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- Oh, it's gotta be
around here somewhere.
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Uh, this one's full.
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- [grunts]
[dazedly] Ah...
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[grunts]
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- This one too.
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- Are you all right?
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[grunts]
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[dazedly groans]
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- Guh.
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[hums]
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Whoa.
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all: Hoops?
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[all scream]
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- Whoa!
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[grunts]
- Hmm.
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[both sigh]
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[all screaming]
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- Wait up!
Wait up, you guys!
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[chandelier crashes]
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[whimpers]
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[both screaming]
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[old-timey swing music]
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* *
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[screaming]
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[both screaming]
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[both grunt]
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I'm gonna go find
Officer Murphy.
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[panting]
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[both screaming]
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- Is it just me,
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or does it feel like we've been
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running down
this same hallway forever?
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- Uh-oh.
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[both scream]
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[both pant]
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[both scream]
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[both panting]
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- Not good, not good.
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[both screaming]
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* *
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- Ow.
both: Ouch.
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Huh?
The can!
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* *
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- [gasps]
- Huh?
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- It's him.
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- Who?
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- Old Man Jenkins, that's who!
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He was operating
his home security system.
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- Hmm?
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[eerie music]
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Ha.
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[snickers]
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both: Drop that can!
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- I surrender!
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- Y-y-y-you got me.
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I--oh...
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- That's our kicking can!
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- Whew.
Thank heavens.
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You're just here
for the silly can.
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Here.
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I thought you kids were
after my outlaw ice cream.
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- Ooh, ooh...
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[angelic music]
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both: Hotsy-totsy!
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- Yeah!
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It's really good stuff.
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I can't understand why
the government banned it.
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They threw Goofy Goober
in the hoosegow!
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Anyhoo,
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I had to get
my ice cream fix somehow,
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so I started
bootlegging the stuff myself.
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Making my house
appear haunted
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is what keeps the coppers away.
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[cackles]
[police sirens blare]
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Huh?
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[suspenseful music]
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Aye!
They ain't taking
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my mint chocolate chip!
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- Now you kids stay here.
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- Take that, copper!
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[piano crashes]
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* *
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- Freeze!
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I heard tell
there was trouble a'brewin'
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in this old house.
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- Oh, no, no trouble
around here, Officer.
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- Oh, well then,
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I suppose you won't mind
if I have a look around then.
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You wouldn't be bootlegging
ice cream down here,
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now would ya?
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- [laughs nervously]
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Of course not, Officer.
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- [chuckles]
Is that so?
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* *
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Hmm, you kids seen any
illegal ice cream down here?
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both: No, Officer Murphy...
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- Well, all right then,
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but I'm keeping
my eye on you, Jenkins.
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- Good day, Officer!
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- [spits and gargles]
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00:10:17,843 --> 00:10:21,313
- Hot dog!
You kids saved my hide.
260
00:10:21,380 --> 00:10:23,148
- So how does it feel to be
261
00:10:23,215 --> 00:10:25,183
an official Kelpbed Kid?
262
00:10:25,251 --> 00:10:26,285
- [laughs]
263
00:10:26,352 --> 00:10:29,154
It's the bee's knees!
264
00:10:29,221 --> 00:10:32,691
Oh, well,
I better get back home.
265
00:10:32,758 --> 00:10:34,326
My grandpa was telling me
266
00:10:34,393 --> 00:10:38,063
a pretty cool story.
267
00:10:38,129 --> 00:10:41,132
- I'll never forget that day.
268
00:10:41,199 --> 00:10:43,469
We got our kickin' can back,
269
00:10:43,535 --> 00:10:45,003
and as for the new kid,
270
00:10:45,070 --> 00:10:48,474
well, I never saw him again.
271
00:10:48,540 --> 00:10:51,410
Hmm?
Until now!
272
00:10:51,477 --> 00:10:53,479
- GrandPat, you were right--
273
00:10:53,545 --> 00:10:55,714
real-life adventures
with friends
274
00:10:55,781 --> 00:10:58,216
are more fun than TV!
275
00:10:58,284 --> 00:11:00,352
[both laugh]
276
00:11:00,419 --> 00:11:01,787
[banging on door]
both: Huh?
277
00:11:01,853 --> 00:11:03,088
- Now, who could that be?
278
00:11:03,154 --> 00:11:05,324
both: Huh?
279
00:11:05,391 --> 00:11:07,726
- Anyone up for Kick the Can?
280
00:11:07,793 --> 00:11:10,996
- I wouldn't miss it
for the world.
281
00:11:11,062 --> 00:11:12,564
- Me neither!
282
00:11:12,631 --> 00:11:15,701
- The Kelpbed Kids
will never die!
283
00:11:15,767 --> 00:11:17,303
[grunts]
284
00:11:17,303 --> 00:11:19,204
[weakly] I think
I broke my hip.
285
00:11:19,305 --> 00:11:20,706
- Aw, nuts.
286
00:11:23,108 --> 00:11:25,110
[mysterious music]
287
00:11:25,176 --> 00:11:26,312
- [caveman grunts]
288
00:11:26,378 --> 00:11:29,381
Me Patrick Cave Star!
289
00:11:29,448 --> 00:11:32,318
And me live with cave parents!
290
00:11:32,384 --> 00:11:35,854
[upbeat music]
291
00:11:35,921 --> 00:11:39,057
This me Cave Dad.
292
00:11:39,124 --> 00:11:41,827
- [grunts]
293
00:11:44,029 --> 00:11:45,964
- This me Cave Mom!
294
00:11:46,031 --> 00:11:48,334
- Hi!
Ooh!
295
00:11:48,400 --> 00:11:49,501
both: Ooh!
296
00:11:49,568 --> 00:11:54,373
* *
297
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,807
- This me Cave Sister!
- Huh?
298
00:11:55,874 --> 00:11:57,843
[roars]
299
00:11:57,909 --> 00:11:59,345
- She's shy.
300
00:11:59,411 --> 00:12:00,712
- [laughing]
301
00:12:00,779 --> 00:12:03,549
- This me Cave Grandpa!
302
00:12:03,615 --> 00:12:07,453
This me cave!
303
00:12:07,519 --> 00:12:08,854
And this...
304
00:12:08,920 --> 00:12:12,424
[all caveman grunting]
[all scream]
305
00:12:12,491 --> 00:12:15,527
This me cave show!
306
00:12:15,594 --> 00:12:16,728
[all grunt]
307
00:12:19,197 --> 00:12:22,167
["Also sprach Zarathustra"
by Richard Strauss]
308
00:12:22,233 --> 00:12:26,372
* *
309
00:12:26,438 --> 00:12:30,041
[all caveman grunting]
310
00:12:30,108 --> 00:12:32,210
[all scream]
311
00:12:32,277 --> 00:12:39,217
* *
312
00:12:39,284 --> 00:12:40,486
- [grunts]
313
00:12:40,552 --> 00:12:46,392
* *
314
00:12:46,425 --> 00:12:47,292
[bone bonks]
- [grunts]
315
00:12:47,393 --> 00:12:50,896
[groans]
316
00:12:50,962 --> 00:12:53,865
[screams]
317
00:12:57,002 --> 00:12:58,136
D'ah!
318
00:12:58,203 --> 00:13:01,407
[caveman grunting]
319
00:13:01,440 --> 00:13:05,444
Ooh, ha!
320
00:13:05,511 --> 00:13:09,114
What today show about,
Cave Squidina?
321
00:13:09,180 --> 00:13:14,285
- Well, let's consult
Rock of Ideas.
322
00:13:14,420 --> 00:13:17,556
[grunting]
323
00:13:17,623 --> 00:13:19,024
- [screaming]
324
00:13:19,090 --> 00:13:20,091
- Fire.
325
00:13:21,927 --> 00:13:23,429
- Ah...
326
00:13:23,462 --> 00:13:24,730
[grunts]
327
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:27,699
Ladies and hominids,
328
00:13:27,766 --> 00:13:29,635
please put hands together
329
00:13:29,701 --> 00:13:31,670
for today guest--
330
00:13:31,737 --> 00:13:34,606
Fire!
[applause]
331
00:13:34,673 --> 00:13:36,141
all: Oh...
332
00:13:36,207 --> 00:13:37,843
- How's it going, Fire?
333
00:13:37,909 --> 00:13:39,878
Good to have you on show.
334
00:13:39,945 --> 00:13:41,613
So Fire,
335
00:13:41,680 --> 00:13:44,215
who's your latest flame?
336
00:13:47,252 --> 00:13:48,887
Come on, Fire!
337
00:13:48,954 --> 00:13:50,155
Me trying
338
00:13:50,221 --> 00:13:53,592
to ignite conversation!
339
00:13:53,659 --> 00:13:56,061
Uh...
340
00:13:56,127 --> 00:13:57,095
[bell ringing]
341
00:13:57,162 --> 00:13:58,263
- [squawks]
342
00:14:03,068 --> 00:14:07,806
- Now onto next
and much safer part of show--
343
00:14:07,873 --> 00:14:10,341
cavetoon segment!
344
00:14:13,612 --> 00:14:15,647
[grunting]
345
00:14:15,714 --> 00:14:16,848
Whew.
346
00:14:18,584 --> 00:14:19,885
- Guess what, Sir Urchin.
347
00:14:19,951 --> 00:14:22,387
Me just invent slapstick.
348
00:14:22,488 --> 00:14:23,755
- Jolly good, old bean.
349
00:14:23,822 --> 00:14:25,223
Let's see it then.
350
00:14:25,290 --> 00:14:26,725
[tree log bonks]
351
00:14:26,792 --> 00:14:28,694
Why, you...
352
00:14:28,760 --> 00:14:31,096
- What me do?
353
00:14:31,162 --> 00:14:32,230
[rock tire bonks]
354
00:14:32,297 --> 00:14:34,365
- Why, you...
355
00:14:34,500 --> 00:14:36,067
- What me do?
356
00:14:36,134 --> 00:14:37,569
- [laughs]
357
00:14:37,636 --> 00:14:40,906
- Breakfast!
358
00:14:40,972 --> 00:14:43,742
Breakfast time, Cave Patrick!
359
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,944
- Okay!
360
00:14:46,011 --> 00:14:47,513
[laughs]
361
00:14:47,546 --> 00:14:48,680
Ah, doy.
362
00:14:48,747 --> 00:14:52,050
- Well, let's dig in.
363
00:14:52,117 --> 00:14:54,119
- Ah!
364
00:14:54,185 --> 00:14:55,420
- [screams]
365
00:14:55,521 --> 00:14:57,523
- Ooh, my favorite--
366
00:14:57,523 --> 00:14:59,224
lice pilaf.
367
00:14:59,290 --> 00:15:02,227
[munching]
368
00:15:04,530 --> 00:15:06,164
- Uh...
369
00:15:08,333 --> 00:15:09,535
[skin squeaks]
370
00:15:09,601 --> 00:15:13,805
Aw, stinkin' smooth
squid sister's skin!
371
00:15:13,872 --> 00:15:16,875
[grunts]
- [laughs] Oh, boy.
372
00:15:16,942 --> 00:15:18,276
[munching]
373
00:15:18,343 --> 00:15:21,312
- I think my stomach is gonna--
374
00:15:21,379 --> 00:15:25,283
[stomach roars]
- [screams]
375
00:15:25,350 --> 00:15:26,852
- Cave Patrick!
376
00:15:26,918 --> 00:15:30,689
What have we said about going--
[roars]
377
00:15:30,756 --> 00:15:32,591
To your sister?
378
00:15:32,658 --> 00:15:34,325
- Sorry, Cave Mom.
379
00:15:36,695 --> 00:15:38,429
[stomach growls]
380
00:15:38,564 --> 00:15:40,165
Oh, hush up, will you?
381
00:15:40,231 --> 00:15:42,267
I'll get you some food.
382
00:15:43,569 --> 00:15:45,203
Food?
383
00:15:45,270 --> 00:15:46,371
Food!
384
00:15:46,437 --> 00:15:47,673
Ugh, plants--
385
00:15:47,739 --> 00:15:49,575
not food!
386
00:15:49,608 --> 00:15:51,777
[suspicious music]
387
00:15:51,843 --> 00:15:53,444
all: Whew.
388
00:15:54,580 --> 00:15:55,681
Food?
389
00:15:55,747 --> 00:15:57,115
Oh!
390
00:15:58,383 --> 00:15:59,585
Hmm...
391
00:15:59,618 --> 00:16:01,987
[screams]
392
00:16:02,053 --> 00:16:03,755
[whimpers]
393
00:16:03,822 --> 00:16:05,757
Huh?
394
00:16:05,824 --> 00:16:08,594
[laughs]
395
00:16:08,594 --> 00:16:11,597
[screams]
396
00:16:14,933 --> 00:16:17,603
I hate spicy food.
397
00:16:17,603 --> 00:16:18,970
[grunts]
398
00:16:19,037 --> 00:16:20,405
[rhythmic jingle playing]
Huh?
399
00:16:20,471 --> 00:16:22,340
* *
400
00:16:22,407 --> 00:16:25,744
- Dinosaur milk ice cream--
it edible.
401
00:16:25,811 --> 00:16:27,679
- [laughs]
402
00:16:27,746 --> 00:16:29,615
Hunting spear?
403
00:16:29,615 --> 00:16:31,416
Nah.
404
00:16:31,482 --> 00:16:33,318
Hunting scoop?
405
00:16:33,384 --> 00:16:35,020
Ah...
406
00:16:35,086 --> 00:16:42,227
* *
407
00:16:44,395 --> 00:16:45,463
- Hello?
408
00:16:45,530 --> 00:16:46,865
Me not prey.
409
00:16:46,932 --> 00:16:48,133
- [laughs]
410
00:16:48,199 --> 00:16:51,703
[spits]
Now it time for sneak attack.
411
00:16:52,804 --> 00:16:55,440
[hollering]
412
00:16:55,506 --> 00:16:57,008
[all scream]
413
00:16:57,075 --> 00:16:59,945
[quirky music]
414
00:17:00,011 --> 00:17:03,281
Hey, that me ice cream!
415
00:17:04,716 --> 00:17:07,418
[screams]
416
00:17:07,485 --> 00:17:08,453
[grunts]
417
00:17:10,321 --> 00:17:13,158
No one taking Pat food!
418
00:17:13,224 --> 00:17:14,492
[loud explosion booms]
419
00:17:14,559 --> 00:17:16,094
[panting]
420
00:17:16,161 --> 00:17:18,029
[screams]
421
00:17:18,096 --> 00:17:19,430
[sniffs]
422
00:17:19,497 --> 00:17:24,035
Ooh, what a heavenly scent.
423
00:17:24,102 --> 00:17:25,937
[giggles]
424
00:17:26,004 --> 00:17:27,305
Follow to eat stuff
425
00:17:27,372 --> 00:17:30,942
at other end of smell.
426
00:17:31,009 --> 00:17:33,011
[screams]
427
00:17:33,078 --> 00:17:35,146
Finally, food!
428
00:17:35,213 --> 00:17:37,048
- Food?
What do you mean "food"?
429
00:17:37,115 --> 00:17:38,549
I'm doing my laundry.
430
00:17:38,684 --> 00:17:40,351
- [snickers]
431
00:17:42,688 --> 00:17:43,789
- Uh-uh-uh.
432
00:17:43,855 --> 00:17:47,525
Eat your own loincloth!
[stomach rumbles]
433
00:17:47,592 --> 00:17:48,794
- Aw!
434
00:17:48,860 --> 00:17:51,697
But Cave Pat hungy!
435
00:17:51,730 --> 00:17:52,698
- [laughs]
436
00:17:52,764 --> 00:17:54,465
Ah, you kids got it tough
437
00:17:54,532 --> 00:17:57,035
with this newfangled
huntin' and gatherin'.
438
00:17:57,102 --> 00:17:59,738
It was way easier
back in my day
439
00:17:59,805 --> 00:18:01,873
when everything was food--
440
00:18:01,940 --> 00:18:03,274
back in the days
441
00:18:03,341 --> 00:18:06,244
of the primordial ooze.
442
00:18:06,311 --> 00:18:08,313
Yes, siree, back then,
443
00:18:08,379 --> 00:18:11,549
I was quite
the spry little cell.
444
00:18:11,616 --> 00:18:13,051
[snickers]
445
00:18:13,118 --> 00:18:17,355
And the whole world was
my all-you-can-eat buffet.
446
00:18:17,422 --> 00:18:20,091
["The Blue Danube"
by Johann Strauss II]
447
00:18:20,158 --> 00:18:27,298
* *
448
00:18:32,170 --> 00:18:35,907
Back then, I didn't
have a care in the world.
449
00:18:35,974 --> 00:18:38,744
- Ouch!
[growls]
450
00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:39,745
[whistles]
451
00:18:39,778 --> 00:18:42,513
* *
452
00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,583
- Till those darned cells
banded together
453
00:18:45,650 --> 00:18:47,753
and formed
a multicell organism!
454
00:18:47,819 --> 00:18:51,522
- [cackles]
455
00:18:53,024 --> 00:18:55,961
- [whimpering]
456
00:18:58,563 --> 00:19:00,431
Me was in trouble!
457
00:19:00,498 --> 00:19:03,368
Me had no choice but to evolve
458
00:19:03,434 --> 00:19:05,003
and get out of there.
459
00:19:05,070 --> 00:19:08,006
[grunting]
460
00:19:09,674 --> 00:19:11,442
[growls]
461
00:19:11,509 --> 00:19:14,679
Uh, uh, whoa.
462
00:19:14,780 --> 00:19:17,548
Ha!
Who's the higher life-form now?
463
00:19:17,615 --> 00:19:20,318
Ah!
- [munching]
464
00:19:22,620 --> 00:19:25,023
- Stop eating the flashback!
465
00:19:25,090 --> 00:19:26,825
It'll give you indigestion.
466
00:19:26,892 --> 00:19:28,860
both: [rattling] Oh!
467
00:19:28,927 --> 00:19:30,228
- See what I mean?
468
00:19:30,295 --> 00:19:33,531
- Um,
I don't think that was me.
469
00:19:33,598 --> 00:19:35,366
both: [rattling] Oh!
- Oh, right,
470
00:19:35,433 --> 00:19:38,169
we live in a volcano!
471
00:19:38,236 --> 00:19:39,971
[suspenseful music]
472
00:19:40,038 --> 00:19:42,974
- [screaming]
473
00:19:44,242 --> 00:19:47,245
Huh?
Oh, hello again, Fire.
474
00:19:47,312 --> 00:19:49,447
Welcome back to the show.
475
00:19:49,514 --> 00:19:52,517
[screaming]
476
00:19:52,583 --> 00:19:54,986
* *
477
00:19:55,053 --> 00:19:56,121
[sighs]
478
00:19:56,187 --> 00:19:58,456
Let's have a hand for Fire.
479
00:19:58,523 --> 00:19:59,690
- [humming]
480
00:19:59,825 --> 00:20:00,859
Ah!
[grill sizzles]
481
00:20:00,926 --> 00:20:02,427
You break me lunch!
482
00:20:02,493 --> 00:20:04,896
- Me sorry.
483
00:20:04,963 --> 00:20:06,297
[both scream]
484
00:20:06,364 --> 00:20:10,135
[screaming]
485
00:20:10,201 --> 00:20:11,803
[sighs]
486
00:20:11,870 --> 00:20:14,472
Whoa, cool.
487
00:20:14,539 --> 00:20:16,774
Hey, guys!
all: Huh?
488
00:20:16,842 --> 00:20:21,279
- Cave Granny Tentacles
has a pool!
489
00:20:21,346 --> 00:20:22,380
[upbeat beach music]
490
00:20:22,447 --> 00:20:24,215
all: Pool party!
491
00:20:24,282 --> 00:20:27,052
[laughter]
492
00:20:27,118 --> 00:20:29,154
* *
493
00:20:29,220 --> 00:20:31,322
[music slows]
494
00:20:31,389 --> 00:20:33,158
- [grunts]
495
00:20:33,224 --> 00:20:34,292
- [cackles]
496
00:20:34,359 --> 00:20:35,460
D'ah!
497
00:20:35,526 --> 00:20:38,363
Hey, let go, sticky water!
498
00:20:38,429 --> 00:20:40,565
- What is this stuff?
499
00:20:40,631 --> 00:20:44,235
- "Granny Tentacles'
famous tar pit"?
500
00:20:44,302 --> 00:20:48,173
- Oops.
[all scream]
501
00:20:48,239 --> 00:20:49,540
- [laughs]
502
00:20:49,607 --> 00:20:51,910
Dumb Star-anderthals.
503
00:20:51,977 --> 00:20:53,912
[slurps]
504
00:20:53,979 --> 00:20:56,014
- [munching]
505
00:20:56,081 --> 00:20:59,017
[roars]
506
00:21:08,226 --> 00:21:10,461
- [gasps]
Holy fish paste!
507
00:21:10,528 --> 00:21:12,497
[all grunting]
- Hooray,
508
00:21:12,563 --> 00:21:14,265
we're saved.
509
00:21:14,332 --> 00:21:16,534
[cheerful music]
510
00:21:16,601 --> 00:21:18,970
- [grunts]
- Wait.
511
00:21:19,037 --> 00:21:20,238
No, we're not.
512
00:21:20,305 --> 00:21:23,074
[laughter]
513
00:21:23,141 --> 00:21:24,475
- Hey, look at 'em!
514
00:21:24,542 --> 00:21:27,245
They're so ugly!
515
00:21:27,312 --> 00:21:30,315
- Freedom!
[laughs]
516
00:21:30,381 --> 00:21:31,950
You guys may be dumb,
517
00:21:32,017 --> 00:21:34,920
but you're not as dumb
as these guys!
518
00:21:34,986 --> 00:21:37,722
[laughter]
519
00:21:37,788 --> 00:21:39,824
- How stupid do you have to be
520
00:21:39,925 --> 00:21:41,927
to get stuck like that?
521
00:21:41,960 --> 00:21:43,594
all: Oh?
522
00:21:43,661 --> 00:21:47,032
- [gasps]
Chewing gum!
523
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:50,035
[all scream]
524
00:21:52,303 --> 00:21:54,072
[laughter]
525
00:21:54,139 --> 00:21:57,242
both: I guess
some things never change.
526
00:21:57,308 --> 00:21:59,044
[laughter]
527
00:22:02,680 --> 00:22:03,614
- Huh?
528
00:22:03,681 --> 00:22:06,184
[roars]
529
00:22:06,234 --> 00:22:10,784
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