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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star!
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And I live with my parents!
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Ow!
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This is my dad.
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[zany music]
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This is my mom.
[laughs]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room!
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And this...
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* *
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This is my show!
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* *
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[squelches]
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- Time's up, everyone.
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Put down your ladles.
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I'm excited to see what you've
all cooked up for home ec.
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Oh, my.
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Honey-glazed clam.
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Marvelous.
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Reef Wellington.
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An A-plus for you.
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- [chuckles]
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- [humming]
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- Next up, we have-- ugh.
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- Squidina's pickle pie.
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- Uh--
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- Aren't you going to try it?
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You tried all my
other projects.
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- Your other projects--
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[echoing]
Projects, projects...
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- I might have left
some pins in it.
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- [groans]
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- Excuse me.
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- Hmm?
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- You've got something
on your shirt.
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[vacuum whirring]
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- Oh!
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- [humming]
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- [whimpering]
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- Pretty please?
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- [groans]
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[groaning]
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[sirens wailing]
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[tires screeching]
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- [groaning]
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- Oh, hey, sis.
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Why the long face?
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- I poisoned my home ec
teacher again.
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- Oof!
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The pickle recipe?
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- The pickle recipe.
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Oh, I'm totally
failing home ec.
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If I can't make something
that raises my grade,
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I'll have to go
to summer school.
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- Why don't you try doing
something you're good at?
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Oh, like making my show!
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You can make my show
about home ec for your teacher.
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- Hmm.
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That could work.
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But if I'm starring
in the show,
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who's going to run the camera?
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[bowling pins clatter]
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- Me as you.
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Here we go!
- Whee!
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- Don't worry.
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I'll take care of all
the backstage stuff.
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You'll show him how good you
are at home ec with...
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[in French accent]
The magic of cinema.
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[grunting]
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- OK.
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I guess I'm ready.
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But how will my teacher
see this
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if he's still in the hospital?
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- Hold on.
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[panting]
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- Move this over here.
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- Excuse me.
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[heart monitor beeping]
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- Good.
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[toilet flushes]
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[sirens wailing]
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- Good homing to all
you viewers out there,
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including any who
might be in a hospital
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suffering from food poisoning.
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I'm here to show you some great
home economic techniques that
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are worth a C-minus, at least.
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First up-- huh?
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- [grunting]
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- Ah! Oof!
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[groans]
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both:
Shakin' up makin' up the bed!
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- The first thing you want
to do is clear off your bed.
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- [snoring]
- [gasps]
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GrandPat,
I have to make the bed.
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GrandPat!
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[duck quacks]
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[grunting]
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[chuckles]
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- Shakin' up makin' up the bed
with special guest, GrandPat!
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- [grunting]
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Ta-da!
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- No, no.
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The sheet's got to
be completely smooth.
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And tight.
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- [grunting]
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[panting]
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Ta-da.
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- [grunting]
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Huh?
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Oh.
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You made the bed
with my old saggy skin.
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That's a pickle.
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But hey, no wrinkles!
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- Now, I bet that's worth an A.
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- Wha-- what is that?
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[screaming]
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[heart monitor flatlining]
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both: Uh-oh.
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- Clear!
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- Lucky for your show,
I was my high school's
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cutlery placing champion.
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Yep, they called me
Hot Tongs back then.
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Now, setting the
perfect table is
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about identifying and placing
all the right forks.
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- Uh, how many forks?
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- Why, all of them, dear.
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[grunts]
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- Ahh!
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- Ready, go!
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- Table fork, salad fork,
fruit fork, shrimp fork--
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- Who you calling shrimp?
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- Chair fork,
double fork, invisible fork--
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- Ladies and gentlemen,
and home ec teachers,
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have you ever seen such
an impeccable place setting?
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Ooh-la-la.
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Choo-choo!
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Ah!
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Squidina, help me!
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- Extendable fork, granny fork,
tuning fork, forklift,
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forked tongue,
fork in the road,
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fork five six,
forkle, fork-fork,
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and just one more fork.
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- You spent the last two
hours setting out cutlery.
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Now do you have what it takes
to place this final fork?
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- Fork?
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But this is a spoon.
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- Correct!
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Beautiful.
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You not only know
all the forks,
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you know what type
of fork isn't a fork.
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[both cheering]
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- Aha!
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Now get over here!
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- Whee!
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Ah-ha-ha!
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Hey, where's Patrick?
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He's missing great footage.
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both: Huh?
- Squidina!
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[loud explosion]
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- [groaning]
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And that's how you place
all the forks in Dad.
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- [groaning]
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- [coughing, choking]
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[heart monitor flatlining]
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[electricity zapping]
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- Wow!
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Can you believe all the
skills we picked up today?
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It's been fun.
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Learning how to sew...
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both: Ahh-ahh-ahh!
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- How to care
for a baby,
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and proper
telephone etiquette.
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So home economical.
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Now it's time
for the main course.
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- * Tra la la la la, tra la *
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- To show my
teacher I have what
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it takes to avoid
summer school,
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I'm going to make pickle pie.
Heh-heh.
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Which I can totally do.
Heh-heh.
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Oh, who am I kidding?
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I'll just end up poisoning
someone else to death.
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[sobbing]
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- Mmm.
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Pickle pie.
- [gasps]
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Huh?
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- That was Mother's favorite.
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You look like you
could use some advice.
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- Yes.
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- First, grab some pickles.
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Excellent.
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Now, swirl the milk.
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Mix in the crackers
and salt.
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And tickle the sprouts.
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- Coochy-coo.
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[sprouts giggling]
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- Now bruise the pickles.
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- [grunting]
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- Now give the dough a toy.
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- Aw.
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- Now break that toy.
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Break it good!
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- [cackling]
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[oven timer dings]
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- Huh?
Ooh, pie time!
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Ahh! Huh?
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[triumphant music]
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The perfect pickle pie!
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Gee, I wish my teacher
could taste it.
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Oh, but he's in the hospital.
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- Come.
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We fly!
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Ugh!
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- Go get 'em, girl.
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- [imitating siren wailing]
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- Nobody move!
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[both gasp]
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[together]
Huh?
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- No!
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You can't be dead!
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I need you
to give me an A-plus.
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[sobbing]
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Forks?
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A needle and thread?
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Appliances?
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[gasps]
I know what I can do!
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- Stop, please!
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We did all we could.
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- Well, you didn't
do all that I could.
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[both yelling]
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- I may need to pass,
but my teacher doesn't.
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- Oof! Huh?
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- Hmm.
Surgical fork.
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[grunting]
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Surgical vacuum.
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[grunting]
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- Ooh.
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[sniffs]
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- [grunting]
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[stapler clicking]
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And some finishing touches.
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Please work.
Please work.
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[bell dings]
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- I live!
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Huh?
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Squidina?
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Did you save me?
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- Yes, with the power
of home economics.
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How about we celebrate
with some pickle pie?
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Pretty please?
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- I-- well, I--
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00:10:46,772 --> 00:10:48,407
is it safe?
253
00:10:48,474 --> 00:10:49,841
[together]
Eat it! Eat it!
254
00:10:49,908 --> 00:10:51,377
- No, don't eat it!
255
00:10:51,443 --> 00:10:53,245
Don't eat it!
256
00:10:53,312 --> 00:10:58,684
- Well, four out of five
doctors can't be wrong.
257
00:10:58,750 --> 00:11:00,486
[sirens wailing]
258
00:11:00,552 --> 00:11:02,421
- Where are they going?
259
00:11:02,488 --> 00:11:06,124
The pickle party is right here.
260
00:11:06,191 --> 00:11:09,395
- Tastes like an A-plus.
261
00:11:09,461 --> 00:11:12,063
- Acquired taste acquired!
262
00:11:12,130 --> 00:11:14,165
[laughter]
263
00:11:14,300 --> 00:11:17,035
- Wait, does this
contain gluten?
264
00:11:17,102 --> 00:11:18,036
- [gasps]
265
00:11:18,103 --> 00:11:19,037
- Oh!
266
00:11:19,104 --> 00:11:20,906
- Yikes!
267
00:11:22,674 --> 00:11:23,775
- Life under the
sea is beautiful
268
00:11:23,842 --> 00:11:26,745
but often savage and strange.
269
00:11:26,812 --> 00:11:29,581
Here we see the common
sea star feeding
270
00:11:29,648 --> 00:11:32,418
by extruding its stomach
from its own body,
271
00:11:32,484 --> 00:11:34,820
in order to envelop its prey.
272
00:11:34,886 --> 00:11:37,323
- Ew, gross.
273
00:11:37,323 --> 00:11:39,658
But-- hmm.
274
00:11:39,725 --> 00:11:41,327
I wonder.
275
00:11:41,327 --> 00:11:43,194
[grunting]
276
00:11:43,329 --> 00:11:44,530
[gasps]
277
00:11:44,596 --> 00:11:46,765
- Ha-ha!
- Ooh.
278
00:11:46,832 --> 00:11:47,966
Hey, buddy!
279
00:11:48,033 --> 00:11:49,768
- [slurping, chewing]
- [chuckling]
280
00:11:49,835 --> 00:11:50,802
[doorbell rings]
281
00:11:50,869 --> 00:11:51,803
both: Huh?
282
00:11:51,870 --> 00:11:54,573
- Uh, coming!
283
00:11:57,175 --> 00:11:58,109
Uh-huh?
284
00:11:58,176 --> 00:11:59,110
- Oh, good.
285
00:11:59,177 --> 00:12:00,846
You're here.
286
00:12:00,912 --> 00:12:04,583
As per our discussion on the
phone, this is little Andy.
287
00:12:04,650 --> 00:12:06,151
Strict diet, kelp only.
288
00:12:06,217 --> 00:12:07,185
Nutritional supplements.
289
00:12:07,252 --> 00:12:08,354
Study material.
290
00:12:08,387 --> 00:12:09,421
And a few other instructions.
291
00:12:09,488 --> 00:12:10,422
I got to go.
292
00:12:10,489 --> 00:12:11,490
I'm a busy lady.
293
00:12:11,557 --> 00:12:14,092
Listen to your tutor, Andy!
294
00:12:14,159 --> 00:12:15,961
Oh, and one last thing.
295
00:12:16,027 --> 00:12:19,431
Do not overstimulate him!
296
00:12:19,498 --> 00:12:21,667
[tires squealing]
297
00:12:21,733 --> 00:12:25,371
- Well, it's just you
and me now, Blandy.
298
00:12:25,404 --> 00:12:28,206
- It's Andy.
299
00:12:28,273 --> 00:12:30,442
- That's right, Blandy.
300
00:12:30,509 --> 00:12:36,214
Your mom said I was your tutor,
but I don't know what that is.
301
00:12:36,281 --> 00:12:37,483
Let's just have fun instead.
302
00:12:37,549 --> 00:12:39,518
[horn honking]
303
00:12:39,585 --> 00:12:42,621
- What is fun?
304
00:12:44,089 --> 00:12:46,625
- [screams]
305
00:12:46,692 --> 00:12:51,663
Doesn't know fun.
306
00:12:51,730 --> 00:12:53,399
- Who doesn't know what fun is?
307
00:12:53,465 --> 00:12:57,168
- [stammering]
Blandy!
308
00:12:57,235 --> 00:12:58,470
- [gasps]
309
00:12:58,537 --> 00:13:00,772
Patrick, do you
know what this means?
310
00:13:00,839 --> 00:13:06,412
It means that kid
is a blank slate.
311
00:13:06,478 --> 00:13:07,446
- I don't get it.
312
00:13:07,513 --> 00:13:08,714
- [laughs]
313
00:13:08,780 --> 00:13:11,883
We get to teach him
what fun is!
314
00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:14,420
- Oh!
315
00:13:14,486 --> 00:13:18,490
both: Fun. Fun. Fun.
316
00:13:18,557 --> 00:13:20,291
- Fun.
317
00:13:20,426 --> 00:13:23,161
- [inhaling, blowing]
318
00:13:23,228 --> 00:13:26,264
[yells]
319
00:13:26,331 --> 00:13:29,535
- [giggling]
320
00:13:29,601 --> 00:13:33,739
- Blandy, are you ready to
play the funnest game ever?
321
00:13:33,805 --> 00:13:36,007
- It's called Hold That Eel!
322
00:13:36,074 --> 00:13:37,443
- [roars]
323
00:13:37,509 --> 00:13:39,010
- [mumbles]
324
00:13:39,077 --> 00:13:40,579
- Me first!
325
00:13:40,646 --> 00:13:43,449
[electricity zapping]
326
00:13:43,482 --> 00:13:44,750
- [growls]
327
00:13:44,816 --> 00:13:47,453
- Ooh, heh-heh, spicy fun.
328
00:13:47,519 --> 00:13:49,455
- [laughs]
My turn!
329
00:13:49,488 --> 00:13:52,458
[electricity zapping]
330
00:13:52,491 --> 00:13:53,992
- [babbling]
331
00:13:54,059 --> 00:13:55,527
Crispy fun.
332
00:13:55,594 --> 00:13:56,595
All right, Blandy.
333
00:13:56,662 --> 00:13:58,864
You're up.
334
00:14:01,232 --> 00:14:02,868
[static]
335
00:14:02,934 --> 00:14:03,902
- Hey, little guy.
336
00:14:03,969 --> 00:14:05,604
Why don't you like eels?
337
00:14:05,671 --> 00:14:08,507
We really light up the room.
338
00:14:08,574 --> 00:14:09,875
- Oof.
339
00:14:09,941 --> 00:14:10,876
- All right, boys.
340
00:14:10,942 --> 00:14:13,845
I'm off the clock.
341
00:14:13,912 --> 00:14:17,549
See you next week, same time.
342
00:14:17,616 --> 00:14:19,718
- We can't just give up on him.
343
00:14:19,785 --> 00:14:24,355
- We need something even
more funner than fun.
344
00:14:24,490 --> 00:14:26,525
- Ice cream's fun!
345
00:14:26,592 --> 00:14:27,993
Heh.
346
00:14:28,059 --> 00:14:29,027
Uh.
347
00:14:29,094 --> 00:14:30,562
Hmm.
348
00:14:30,629 --> 00:14:32,864
- This is a job
for Mermaid Man!
349
00:14:32,931 --> 00:14:34,132
[imitates airplane whooshing]
350
00:14:34,199 --> 00:14:35,166
Ooh!
351
00:14:35,233 --> 00:14:37,302
- The idiot box!
352
00:14:37,368 --> 00:14:38,303
- Candy!
353
00:14:38,369 --> 00:14:39,505
- Burger!
354
00:14:39,505 --> 00:14:40,506
- Trucks!
355
00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:41,507
- Kalamazoo!
356
00:14:41,540 --> 00:14:42,574
- This thing!
357
00:14:42,641 --> 00:14:43,742
Huh.
358
00:14:43,809 --> 00:14:45,076
- Nothing's working, Captain.
359
00:14:45,143 --> 00:14:47,012
- Time for drastic measures.
360
00:14:47,078 --> 00:14:50,181
[adventurous music]
361
00:14:50,248 --> 00:14:51,216
* *
362
00:14:51,282 --> 00:14:52,283
Found it.
363
00:14:52,350 --> 00:14:54,285
Whee!
364
00:14:54,352 --> 00:14:56,622
- Hmm.
365
00:14:56,688 --> 00:14:59,625
Whoo-hoo!
366
00:14:59,691 --> 00:15:01,426
So what are we looking for?
367
00:15:01,527 --> 00:15:04,963
- Deep down every child
has a sense of fun, Patrick.
368
00:15:05,030 --> 00:15:06,998
We've just
got to find Blandy's.
369
00:15:07,065 --> 00:15:08,734
- I don't know, SpongeBob.
370
00:15:08,800 --> 00:15:11,570
It looks pretty empty in here.
371
00:15:11,637 --> 00:15:15,140
It's not going to turn
up right under our-- oh!
372
00:15:15,206 --> 00:15:16,542
- Oh.
373
00:15:16,608 --> 00:15:18,544
- Oh, stupid doorknob!
374
00:15:18,544 --> 00:15:20,311
- That's it, Patrick!
- Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow!
375
00:15:20,378 --> 00:15:22,581
- [inhales, blows]
376
00:15:22,648 --> 00:15:23,615
Aha!
- Huh?
377
00:15:23,682 --> 00:15:25,584
- Blandy's imagination door.
378
00:15:25,651 --> 00:15:28,620
There's nothing more
fun than imagination,
379
00:15:28,687 --> 00:15:30,188
and his is all locked up.
380
00:15:30,255 --> 00:15:31,322
- Oh, oh!
381
00:15:31,389 --> 00:15:33,258
I learned this
new trick from TV.
382
00:15:33,324 --> 00:15:34,259
Oh.
383
00:15:34,325 --> 00:15:35,226
Here, boy.
384
00:15:35,293 --> 00:15:37,996
I got some tasty grub for you!
385
00:15:38,063 --> 00:15:40,632
Who's a good tummy?
Who's a good tummy?
386
00:15:40,699 --> 00:15:41,833
- [screams]
387
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,836
[munching]
388
00:15:44,903 --> 00:15:46,137
[giggles]
389
00:15:46,204 --> 00:15:50,609
- Got to have bagel
with your locks.
390
00:15:50,676 --> 00:15:52,110
[belches]
391
00:15:52,177 --> 00:15:55,581
Now, let's see if we can
find some fun in here.
392
00:15:55,647 --> 00:15:57,583
- Oh, oh, oh--
393
00:15:57,649 --> 00:15:59,685
both: Whoa!
394
00:15:59,751 --> 00:16:01,219
- Hmm?
395
00:16:01,286 --> 00:16:06,958
Whoa!
396
00:16:07,025 --> 00:16:07,959
- [grunts]
397
00:16:08,026 --> 00:16:08,960
- Whoa!
398
00:16:09,027 --> 00:16:10,729
- [grunts]
399
00:16:10,796 --> 00:16:12,798
- Whee!
- Ah-ha-ha!
400
00:16:12,864 --> 00:16:14,399
Oof!
401
00:16:14,465 --> 00:16:15,734
both: Oh!
402
00:16:15,801 --> 00:16:17,235
- [giggling]
403
00:16:17,302 --> 00:16:19,838
Fun!
404
00:16:19,905 --> 00:16:22,273
[laughter]
405
00:16:22,340 --> 00:16:23,609
- Fun!
406
00:16:25,777 --> 00:16:26,712
[horn honks]
407
00:16:26,778 --> 00:16:30,081
Fun! Fun! Fun!
408
00:16:30,148 --> 00:16:32,483
[all vocalizing]
409
00:16:32,618 --> 00:16:34,620
- [speaking gibberish]
410
00:16:34,686 --> 00:16:37,188
- [giggles] Fun!
411
00:16:40,626 --> 00:16:44,730
Fun, fun!
412
00:16:44,796 --> 00:16:48,767
[laughter]
413
00:16:48,834 --> 00:16:50,435
- [growls]
414
00:16:50,501 --> 00:16:52,638
- My mom's favorite boot plant!
415
00:16:56,207 --> 00:16:57,843
My mom's favorite wall!
416
00:16:57,909 --> 00:17:01,512
- Fun! Fun!
417
00:17:01,647 --> 00:17:06,451
- I hate to say this, but
do you think there could be
418
00:17:06,517 --> 00:17:08,519
such a thing as too much fun?
419
00:17:08,654 --> 00:17:09,655
- [gasps]
420
00:17:09,721 --> 00:17:11,923
[both scream]
421
00:17:11,990 --> 00:17:13,024
- Gee, Blandy.
422
00:17:13,091 --> 00:17:15,426
Your imagination sure is fun.
423
00:17:15,493 --> 00:17:18,496
But maybe it's time to take
a little breather, hmm?
424
00:17:18,563 --> 00:17:19,497
- Yeah.
425
00:17:19,564 --> 00:17:20,531
[giggles]
426
00:17:20,666 --> 00:17:21,800
Fun, fun!
427
00:17:21,867 --> 00:17:25,003
[both groaning]
428
00:17:25,070 --> 00:17:26,537
- [babbling]
429
00:17:26,672 --> 00:17:30,208
[both screaming]
430
00:17:30,275 --> 00:17:33,211
- [giggling]
431
00:17:33,278 --> 00:17:34,980
- Was that a giggle?
432
00:17:35,046 --> 00:17:36,581
- Ahh! Ahh!
433
00:17:36,682 --> 00:17:38,850
- Augh!
434
00:17:38,917 --> 00:17:39,818
[knock at door]
435
00:17:39,885 --> 00:17:41,486
- Ooh!
436
00:17:41,552 --> 00:17:44,222
She's here!
437
00:17:44,289 --> 00:17:46,091
SpongeBob, what do we do?
438
00:17:46,157 --> 00:17:47,425
Blandy's mom is here.
439
00:17:47,492 --> 00:17:50,195
And we haven't even
tutored him yet!
440
00:17:50,261 --> 00:17:52,230
- We were supposed
to tutor him?
441
00:17:52,297 --> 00:17:53,832
But that's so boring.
442
00:17:53,899 --> 00:17:56,401
As boring as doing the dishes.
443
00:17:56,467 --> 00:17:58,603
- Ooh.
444
00:17:58,704 --> 00:18:00,038
- Oh.
445
00:18:00,105 --> 00:18:03,341
So I think being the opposite
of fun gets rid of them.
446
00:18:03,408 --> 00:18:05,443
- Quick,
let's clean up this mess
447
00:18:05,510 --> 00:18:08,079
before we get sued
for malpractice.
448
00:18:08,146 --> 00:18:09,580
[grunting]
449
00:18:09,715 --> 00:18:10,916
- [babbling]
450
00:18:10,982 --> 00:18:12,984
- Huh?
451
00:18:13,051 --> 00:18:14,019
- Proofreading!
452
00:18:14,085 --> 00:18:16,587
- [babbling]
453
00:18:16,722 --> 00:18:20,625
- [giggling]
454
00:18:20,726 --> 00:18:26,732
- [gasps] That's the
sound of overstimulation!
455
00:18:26,765 --> 00:18:30,601
[all speaking gibberish]
456
00:18:32,771 --> 00:18:35,240
[both babbling]
457
00:18:35,306 --> 00:18:36,942
- Math equations!
458
00:18:37,008 --> 00:18:38,744
- Ohh.
459
00:18:38,777 --> 00:18:40,111
- Savings plan.
460
00:18:40,178 --> 00:18:41,346
- [groans]
461
00:18:41,412 --> 00:18:42,313
[oven timer dings]
462
00:18:42,380 --> 00:18:44,950
- [grunts]
463
00:18:45,016 --> 00:18:46,617
Andy!
464
00:18:46,752 --> 00:18:49,154
- Tidy room!
465
00:18:49,220 --> 00:18:50,221
- Tutoring!
466
00:18:50,288 --> 00:18:51,222
[together]
Aw.
467
00:18:51,289 --> 00:18:54,092
[glass shattering]
468
00:18:54,159 --> 00:18:57,796
[bell tolling]
469
00:18:57,863 --> 00:18:59,798
- Andy!
470
00:18:59,865 --> 00:19:00,932
Andy!
471
00:19:00,999 --> 00:19:02,267
- Whee!
472
00:19:02,333 --> 00:19:05,570
- Standing in line
in an orderly fashion.
473
00:19:06,371 --> 00:19:09,174
- [grumbling]
474
00:19:09,240 --> 00:19:13,779
both: Chores.
475
00:19:13,812 --> 00:19:15,046
Yay!
476
00:19:15,113 --> 00:19:17,883
- Finally, all gone.
477
00:19:17,949 --> 00:19:23,221
- Fun! Fun! Fun!
478
00:19:23,288 --> 00:19:26,291
- Andy! Andy!
479
00:19:26,357 --> 00:19:27,325
[gasping]
480
00:19:27,392 --> 00:19:28,794
Andy!
481
00:19:31,196 --> 00:19:32,597
- There's only one thing to do.
482
00:19:32,663 --> 00:19:34,933
We have to
cut it off at the source.
483
00:19:35,000 --> 00:19:36,968
- [gasps] You mean--
484
00:19:37,035 --> 00:19:38,336
- That's right, Patrick.
485
00:19:38,403 --> 00:19:40,806
We have to go back
into Blandy's head.
486
00:19:40,872 --> 00:19:41,807
- Fun!
487
00:19:41,840 --> 00:19:44,042
Ah!
488
00:19:44,109 --> 00:19:45,176
- Come on, Patrick!
489
00:19:45,243 --> 00:19:47,378
Push like you mean it!
490
00:19:47,445 --> 00:19:49,047
- [grunts]
491
00:19:49,114 --> 00:19:54,019
- Ooh!
492
00:19:54,085 --> 00:19:56,354
both: Whoa!
493
00:19:56,421 --> 00:19:57,923
- [meows]
494
00:19:57,989 --> 00:20:03,061
- [gasps]
- Oh!
495
00:20:03,128 --> 00:20:04,796
- [grunts]
496
00:20:04,863 --> 00:20:06,865
- [grunting]
497
00:20:06,932 --> 00:20:07,966
[both grunting]
498
00:20:08,033 --> 00:20:09,434
Ah!
499
00:20:09,500 --> 00:20:11,036
- It's not going to hold.
500
00:20:11,102 --> 00:20:13,104
We have to reinforce
it with something.
501
00:20:13,171 --> 00:20:14,806
- Oh, I know!
502
00:20:14,873 --> 00:20:18,109
[grunting]
503
00:20:18,176 --> 00:20:19,477
- [belches]
504
00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:20,611
- We did it!
505
00:20:20,678 --> 00:20:22,413
We stifled his imagination.
506
00:20:22,480 --> 00:20:24,249
[knock at door]
507
00:20:24,315 --> 00:20:25,984
- Andrew Fishman!
508
00:20:26,051 --> 00:20:29,120
[panting]
509
00:20:29,187 --> 00:20:32,123
- Hello, Mrs. Blandsmom.
510
00:20:32,190 --> 00:20:33,424
I'm the tutor.
511
00:20:33,491 --> 00:20:36,261
- What is going on in here?
512
00:20:36,327 --> 00:20:37,863
- Absolutely nothing.
513
00:20:37,929 --> 00:20:40,698
We just sat on the floor
quietly for about 11 minutes.
514
00:20:40,765 --> 00:20:42,767
- Huh?
515
00:20:42,834 --> 00:20:44,069
Oh.
516
00:20:44,135 --> 00:20:46,104
- You'll be pleased
to know that your son
517
00:20:46,171 --> 00:20:48,506
was very boring today.
518
00:20:48,573 --> 00:20:51,109
- Sweetie, are you OK?
519
00:20:51,176 --> 00:20:56,414
- Mother, I would like
some plain oatmeal.
520
00:20:56,481 --> 00:20:58,549
- Oh, thank heavens.
521
00:20:58,616 --> 00:21:01,119
That's my boy.
522
00:21:01,186 --> 00:21:02,287
Great job.
523
00:21:02,353 --> 00:21:04,089
I can't thank you enough.
524
00:21:04,155 --> 00:21:08,326
That's why I am paying you one
whole quarter, Mr. Squidward.
525
00:21:08,393 --> 00:21:09,527
both: Huh?
526
00:21:09,594 --> 00:21:10,595
- Wait, my name is Pat--
527
00:21:10,661 --> 00:21:11,897
[door slams]
528
00:21:11,897 --> 00:21:13,198
--trick.
529
00:21:13,264 --> 00:21:14,232
Oh, well.
530
00:21:14,299 --> 00:21:16,134
[both giggling]
531
00:21:16,201 --> 00:21:17,468
[coin clinking]
532
00:21:17,535 --> 00:21:20,405
[slot machine clattering]
533
00:21:20,471 --> 00:21:22,040
Luck, be a lady tonight.
534
00:21:22,107 --> 00:21:24,442
- [belches]
535
00:21:24,509 --> 00:21:26,677
- Aw, cherries again?
536
00:21:26,744 --> 00:21:31,082
Someday we're going
to win that sports car.
537
00:21:31,149 --> 00:21:37,055
- Andy, what do you say we go
home and fold some laundry?
538
00:21:37,122 --> 00:21:38,156
- [sniffs]
539
00:21:38,223 --> 00:21:41,059
Yes, Mother.
540
00:21:41,126 --> 00:21:42,560
- Hey, Blandy!
541
00:21:42,627 --> 00:21:47,032
Till next time, have fun!
542
00:21:47,098 --> 00:21:48,399
- Fun?
543
00:21:48,466 --> 00:21:50,201
Fun!
544
00:21:50,268 --> 00:21:51,202
- What was that?
545
00:21:51,269 --> 00:21:52,503
[knock at door]
546
00:21:52,570 --> 00:21:56,174
Andrew,
what have you gotten into?
547
00:21:56,241 --> 00:21:57,175
Hmm.
548
00:21:57,242 --> 00:22:01,446
Ahh!
549
00:22:01,512 --> 00:22:04,950
- Fun!
550
00:22:05,000 --> 00:22:09,550
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