Original subtitles

- Hi, I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents.

Ow!

This is my dad.

This is my mom. [laughs]

This is my sister.

She's shy.

This is my grandpa.

This is my room.

And this...

this is my show!

[spooky music]

- You are traveling through an aquatic dimension.

A dimension not only of laughs and giggles,

but of uncontrollable nose milk.

When things start to get coocoo,

there's a pretty good chance you may have

just entered "The Tidal Zone!"

- And we're back!

[together] Yay!

- Our next guest on "The Patrick Show"

are the wonderfully talented Captain Quaaa...

Quaaa...

[growling]

Ahh!

- Captain Quasar and Pat-Tron!

[cheers and applause]

[spaceship beeping]

all: Ahh!

- Welcome to the show, fellas.

Cool spaceship.

Where are you guys from?

- Um, outer space.

- Out her face?

- No. Just outer space.

- Well, better out than in!

[laughter]

- [zapping]

- Oh! Ooh!

- Pat-Tron, I told you to turn off your laugh track.

It always strips his gears.

- Don't worry, folks.

I can fix it.

- Ha-ha-ha-ha, Ha-ha-ha-ha.

- [grunting]

I can't fix it!

Let me out!

- Evacuating robo-bowels.

- Ooh, I got something stuck to my melon.

- That's my shrink ray.

I thought I lost that.

- Ooh!

- Ahh! It's making my head all spicy!

Ahh!

- Stop! Give me back my shrink ray!

- Ahh!

- Hola, my little chatty show hosts.

- Ahh! Ahh! Ahh!

- Who wants to order a pizza?

- Ahh-- Ooh.

I'll take a large with pineapple and potpourri.

both: Ohhh!

- Here you go.

- [squeaking]

[all gasping]

- Um, fear not, studio audience.

I will unshrink them with the growth ray I have in my ship.

- Woo...hoo?

- Wow.

Our house is gigantic now!

Oh, here's my gum!

- And so cinematic.

- It's cine-gigantic!

Is that even a word?

- Ha, don't be retupulous, Bunny, of course not.

Being small is gonna be fun-gigantic!

Last one to the big, stinky sock is a rotten fish egg!

- Hey, good one, Dad!

- [laughs] Shall we?

both: ? Small, small, small, small, small, small, small ?

? ?

- Diminutive.

- [laughs] Yee-haw!

Whoo-hoo!

- Tiny.

- Puny.

- [laughs] Whoa!

- Itty-bitty.

- Whoo! - Whoo-hoo!

- Teensy-weensy.

- Small.

- Ahh.

Lovely. - [barking]

[together] Ahh!

Not now, Tinkle!

[laughter]

- I wish GrandPat were here to enjoy this.

- Hee-hee! Ahh!

- Hello! - Ahh!

[electronic beeping]

- [laughs] Ooh!

Ha-ha-ha!

Oh!

Can't an old man play violent video games in peace anymore?

Grr!

Water?

[grumbling]

[laughter]

- We got shrunk.

- Hey, GrandPat!

- Can you get us some tiny towels?

- Vermin?

I'll get you with my bug spray breath!

[munching]

[exhales]

- GrandPat! No!

- Hey! Where'd they go?

[all shouting]

- You'll be safe in here, Stars.

- Whew. That was a close shave.

Thank you for saving us.

- Yeah.

We apologize for GrandPat.

He thinks we're vermin.

- Yeah.

Like you.

- No worries.

We were just sitting down to eat our roasted peppermint.

- It's not much, but we're willing to share it with you.

- Share what?

- Patrick! Manners!

- Minty. [doorbell ringing]

- I'll get it!

Ooh, I do hope it's more guests.

Boop.

both: Ooh!

Ahh!

- I see you!

- GrandPat?

- To survive in the wild, we find it best to stay

out of family squabbles.

Dartfishes, scatter!

Ahh!

- Ahh... - Grr!

- Ooh, take that! - Ahh!

- GrandPat scared our new friends away.

This time he's gone too far.

- Then I guess his beloved family is gonna

have to teach him a lesson.

- That's us, right?

What?

- Ooh, all this pest-huntin' is making me hangry.

Let's see here.

[mumbling]

both: Cake molds away!

- Huh?

Why you--

Gah! Ahh! Achoo!

Ahh!

Why those little--

Ahh!

Grr. Ahh!

Revenge of the vermin, eh?

Ahh.

Ohh!

You! Ahh!

Ohh! Ohh!

Oh! Oh! Ahh! Ahh!

- Whoa-ho-ho! Ahh! Ahh! Augh!

Ohh, these insects are smarter than my family.

That's it! No more Mr. Nice Geezer!

Dentures, go get 'em!

[together] Ahh!

- Hi.

I am Rube-dor.

I shrunk you down with my futuristic

shrink suckers to save you from harm.

- Thanks, Rube-dor.

- And to introduce you to the shimmering, shiny city

of Shmandor.

[together] Ooh.

- Shmandor is the place to be.

Shmandor has fine dining,

spacious homes,

a state-of-the-art transit system,

shopping centers.

And conveniently located under the sea,

Shmandor is entirely made of hand-blown glass.

[together] Amazing.

- Oh, boy, can we live here?

- Sure, we can, kids.

Shmandor is so beautiful, it makes me feel like...

? Singing ?

- Hold on!

There's no singing allowed in Shmandor!

And that's why!

- Yuck.

Who wants to live in a place where you can't sing?

? That was a close one ?

- ? And here comes a closer one ?

[together] Ahh!

- We're too small to be run over.

- Whew. - Ha-ha.

- Now, where would I hide if I was a filthy flea?

- I think it's time to resume GrandPat's lesson.

- I picked this one up inside Pat-tron.

- Whoa! Guh! Ohh!

My scooter is haunted!

Ahh!

[panting]

Ha!

Ahh!

Ohh! Ahh!

Aha!

Quit spookin' my wheels or I'll roast you ghosts!

Ahh!

Egypt? I love Egypt!

Ohh! Ahh!

Ugh!

But I hate mummies!

I gotta get home!

- [giggles] That was fun, but what if we're

too small for the audience to see us?

- Hey, guys, look what I found.

Jumbo Grow plant food!

- Be careful! - It's time to grow up!

- Now I can see the fine print, Patrick.

It grows plants, but it shrinks people.

You shrunk us down to the sub-atomic

teensy-weensy level.

- Ohh, now I'll never finish tonight's show.

- Stay together, Stars.

I think there's a way out of here!

[all shouting]

- Look, we're home.

Everything's back to normal.

Right?

[together] Right!

- Ahh! Except the Moon is a big eyeball now.

all: Ahh!

- Micro-critters are fascinatin'.

How can be they be so sophisticated

when they're so dang little?

Heh! Glad no one's watchin' me.

[belching]

- Ahh!

[spooky music]

- Grandma Frenchy always said "Don't sweat the small stuff."

And in this small world, where good things

come in small packages, it's no small wonder

that it's the little things that mean a lot.

Especially in the wee small hours of "The Tidal Zone."

Ahh!

[jazzy version of "The Wedding March"]

? ?

- [sobbing] My boy.

My boy!

- Oh, I love a good wedding.

They've got almost as much crying as a good funeral.

[chuckling]

- [chuckling]

- Ladies and gentlefish, we are gathered

here today to smoosh two souls together

into one gooey soul pulp.

By the power vested in me by the Fish & Wildlife Service,

I declare you husband and wife.

You may now eat the bride.

[all cheering]

- That frosting becomes you.

- Surprise!

[all gasping]

- FitzPatrick?

My long-lost evil twin cousin?

Is it really you?

- In the flesh, my corpulent companion!

Ha-ha-ha-ha!

- Who is this guy?

He ruined our big wedding scene.

- Pfft, relax, Squidina!

FitzPatrick is family.

I guess.

Eee!

- Come on, Patrick, let's hit the town!

I can't remember the last time I saw you!

- I can't remember ever remembering.

all: Huh?

[all gobbling]

Mmm.

- So, evil twin cousin FitzPatrick,

what brings you to town?

- Oh, you know, I thought I'd assume your identity,

ruin your life, standard evil twin stuff.

- Yeah, that sounds great.

- Hmm? - Hey!

While you're doing whatever is it you said,

we should hit the Goofy Goober and tie one on!

- [coughing]

- Come on!

[chuckling]

[ragtime music]

? ?

- Two ice cream sundaes, scoop-jockey!

Extra-large! And make it snappy!

What're you gonna have, cuz?

- Hmm. [cackling]

- [gasps]

[munching] - Oh, nothing for me, thanks.

I came for the music.

- ? Chocolate, vanilla, and strawberry ?

? Buttered pecan and black cherry ?

? All of these flavors make me merry ?

? When I'm eating ice cream ?

- [cackling]

[zapping]

[hard rock music]

- ? Hey there, kids, who ruined your day? ?

[together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ?

- ? Messed up your music, took your ice cream away ?

[together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ?

- ? Remember my name when you scream and cry ?

[together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ?

- ? I hope you hate me till the day I die ?

[together] ? Patrick Star, Patrick Star ?

- ? Hey, ice cream boy ?

? I see you eating ice cream ?

? My name is ?

[together] ? Patrick Star!

[loud explosion]

[together] Ahh!

- [munching]

- [cackling] - Mmm.

- Patrick! I saw what you did!

You are banned from the Goofy Goober!

Oh, Big Jim?

- Huh? Ohh!

Ahh!

[piano plunking]

- Ha-ha!

Fitz, one. Patrick, zero.

I hope you enjoy your banishment!

- Huh? Oh, that's okay.

He bans me every week.

Hey, we'll see you Monday, Barry!

- Say hi to your dad for me!

- Well, that was a disappointment.

- Well, don't you be a frowny, cuz.

Oh, I know!

Let's go to the comic book shop!

That always makes me happy!

- Ow! Oh! Oh! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

- This is my secret stash of comic books

that I don't own yet.

- Ooh, this funny book emporium is ripe for chaos.

I just need to distract me cousin.

I think you'll enjoy this one.

- Ooh!

Oh, thanks, FitzPatrick!

[grunting]

- Ohh!

Hey!

Who had the big idea to put castle in my way?

- It is I, Beelzebass, evil wizard extraordinaire!

And I didn't put my castle in your way.

You just walked into it!

You boob.

- Don't try mind games on me, sorcerer!

I demand hand-to-hand combat!

- Buzz off!

- Whoa!

- [grunting]

- Hey! Stop that!

All right, peon, you asked for it!

[zapping]

[whinnies]

- Oh!

- [grunting]

- Ahh-ahh!

Hmm? Ahh!

Ugh! - Now we battle!

- Is that drool?

[creaking]

- Ahh!

[rock music]

- [grunting]

Ha-ha-ha!

- What the? Who did this?

- Hmm? - Whuh?

[together] It was the bald guy!

- All right, buddy, consider yourself banned!

- Ahh!

- Alas, poor Patrick, banned forever once again.

Whatever will he do?

- Oh, it's no biggie.

There's plenty of other shops here

in the comic book district.

Come on, Fitzy.

I'll bet this place has even more comics to eat.

[phone ringing]

- Ugh!

- Patrick, where are you?

It's time to host "The Patrick Show!"

- Is that some sort of malevolent spirit?

- Nah, just my malevolent sister.

I swallowed my shell phone.

Okay! I'm coming back now!

[dial tone droning]

[tires screeching]

[tires squealing]

- You mean to tell me you have your own TV show?

- Yeah, every day it's beamed out to millions of people

all over the world.

Or maybe it's just the people out front, I don't know.

- Tick tock! You need to get into costume!

We're about to go live! [tires screeching]

Hey! Be careful with that invisible boat mobile!

- Huh?

This TV show is the perfect means

to ruin Patrick's reputation.

I can make everyone hate him all at once.

[cackling]

Oh, Patrick?

I believe your costume is right in here.

- Thanks, Fitz.

You know, it was really great seeing you again--

Oof!

Ha-ha-ha!

[cackling]

- Showtime.

[cheers and applause]

- A group of fish is called a school.

A group of whales is called a pod.

But what do you call a group of dopes?

You! [together] Huh?

- Ha-ha-ha-ha!

[all murmuring]

I am offended!

- Not me.

I love the abuse.

- Patrick, what're you doing?

[all grumbling]

- Where's everyone off to?

If you leave now, you won't get the big prize

under your seats.

[together] Huh?

- Jellyfish for everyone!

[all gasping]

[all grumbling]

- Oh, come on!

The show's not over!

You haven't seen the big finale.

[all mumbling]

- Tell me, sir.

Where are you from?

- Bikini Bottom.

- I'm sorry? - I said Bikini Bottom.

- Oh, no, I heard you.

I'm just sorry.

And you, ma'am? Did it hurt?

- Did what hurt?

- When you fell out of the ugly tree

and hit every branch on the way down?

[laughs] Huh?

- Incoming Patricks from every time line.

[all mumbling]

- No!

- [chuckling]

Let me go!

I'm not done ruinin' Patrick's life!

- I knew there was something off about that guy.

Boy, am I glad to have the original Patrick back.

- Yeah.

Ooh, cool crank.

all: Ahh!

- Patrick!

You crushed the whole audience!

Well, there goes the show.

[laughter]

- Is that--

Ooh, Cork-in-the-Bottom brand ice cream?

My favorite!

Mmm.

- Now that's what I call a finale.

- I am not offended! [laughs]

Boop! - Ahh!

[munching]

- Whoa-oh-oh-oh!

Huh?

Well, well, well, my similar-looking friend.

I'm going to steal your identity

and ruin your reputation!

They'll all hate you,

friends, strangers,

even your own--ahh!

Hey! You!

Get back here!

I'm going to ruin your reputation!

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