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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:06,666 --> 00:00:10,570 - Hi, I'm Patrick Star, and I live with my parents. 2 00:00:10,637 --> 00:00:13,240 Ow. This is my dad. 3 00:00:13,307 --> 00:00:15,375 [upbeat music] 4 00:00:15,442 --> 00:00:17,277 This is my mom. 5 00:00:17,344 --> 00:00:18,712 * * 6 00:00:18,778 --> 00:00:21,348 This is my sister. She's shy. 7 00:00:21,415 --> 00:00:23,717 This is my grandpa. 8 00:00:23,783 --> 00:00:26,153 This is my room. 9 00:00:26,220 --> 00:00:29,456 And this... 10 00:00:29,523 --> 00:00:32,859 this is my show! 11 00:00:32,926 --> 00:00:34,794 * * 12 00:00:36,196 --> 00:00:38,898 [festive music] 13 00:00:38,965 --> 00:00:41,868 - [humming melody] 14 00:00:41,935 --> 00:00:43,170 Yep. 15 00:00:43,237 --> 00:00:44,471 [chainsaw buzzing] 16 00:00:44,538 --> 00:00:46,673 - [screams] 17 00:00:47,441 --> 00:00:48,542 - Merry Christmas. 18 00:00:48,608 --> 00:00:51,278 [electricity crackles] - [screams] 19 00:00:51,345 --> 00:00:52,879 [electricity crackling] 20 00:00:52,946 --> 00:00:55,882 [grunts] [laughs] 21 00:00:57,851 --> 00:01:00,620 - Huh? Odds Bodkins! 22 00:01:00,687 --> 00:01:02,956 A severed telephone pole? 23 00:01:03,057 --> 00:01:05,359 Why, that means it's Christmas Eve! 24 00:01:05,425 --> 00:01:06,493 I'm missing it! 25 00:01:06,560 --> 00:01:08,628 [screams] 26 00:01:10,064 --> 00:01:12,699 - Hmm. - Hey! 27 00:01:12,766 --> 00:01:16,270 Oh! - [buzzing and grunting] 28 00:01:16,336 --> 00:01:17,937 - Oh, yay! - Yay! 29 00:01:18,072 --> 00:01:20,507 Nice job lighting the star, son. 30 00:01:20,574 --> 00:01:24,411 - Ugh. Whee. 31 00:01:24,478 --> 00:01:26,513 - Don't hog the punch, dear. 32 00:01:26,580 --> 00:01:30,884 Get your presents for everyone and put them under the pole. 33 00:01:30,950 --> 00:01:33,987 - And we're all expecting better gifts this year, 34 00:01:34,088 --> 00:01:37,957 big brother. They better be awesome. 35 00:01:38,092 --> 00:01:39,693 - Ooh. 36 00:01:39,759 --> 00:01:42,329 [soft dramatic music] 37 00:01:42,396 --> 00:01:43,830 Oh, no. 38 00:01:43,897 --> 00:01:46,733 I forgot to get anyone anything. 39 00:01:46,800 --> 00:01:49,803 There's gotta be gifts around here somewhere. 40 00:01:49,869 --> 00:01:52,005 Huh? [chuckles] 41 00:01:52,106 --> 00:01:53,740 Mm. [grunts] 42 00:01:55,642 --> 00:01:58,112 [chuckles] 43 00:01:58,178 --> 00:02:01,115 Half-chewed candle, gift! 44 00:02:02,549 --> 00:02:04,951 Fully-chewed candle, gift! 45 00:02:07,121 --> 00:02:10,924 Ooh, petrified underwear. Gift! 46 00:02:10,990 --> 00:02:13,127 * Gift, gift, gifty gift * 47 00:02:13,127 --> 00:02:15,529 * Gonna give a gift *-- Ow! 48 00:02:15,595 --> 00:02:17,164 - [barking] - What's that, boy? 49 00:02:17,231 --> 00:02:18,865 You say you stopped me because I'm 50 00:02:18,932 --> 00:02:21,468 about to give my family garbage for Christmas? 51 00:02:21,535 --> 00:02:23,403 - [barks] - You're right, Ouchie. 52 00:02:23,470 --> 00:02:26,773 I gave everyone the same garbage last year. 53 00:02:26,840 --> 00:02:30,544 You heard Squidina. This year has to be awesome. 54 00:02:30,610 --> 00:02:33,680 Oh, if only I had more time. 55 00:02:33,747 --> 00:02:37,151 - [barks] - Oh, yeah! 56 00:02:37,217 --> 00:02:39,419 The time closet will give me enough time 57 00:02:39,486 --> 00:02:42,189 to find perfect Christmas gifts for everybody. 58 00:02:42,256 --> 00:02:45,159 [laughs] 59 00:02:45,225 --> 00:02:46,760 [chuckles] 60 00:02:46,826 --> 00:02:48,495 First, I'll get Dad 61 00:02:48,562 --> 00:02:53,200 the latest shaver from the future. 62 00:02:53,267 --> 00:02:56,303 Boop, boop, boop, boop, beep, bop, bop. 63 00:02:56,370 --> 00:02:59,339 [soft dramatic music] 64 00:02:59,406 --> 00:03:01,308 * * 65 00:03:01,375 --> 00:03:04,010 - Uh-huh, mm-hmm. 66 00:03:04,077 --> 00:03:05,579 Look alive, Pat-Tron. 67 00:03:05,645 --> 00:03:07,347 We need a Christmas tree, 68 00:03:07,414 --> 00:03:09,583 and this planet is crawling with them. 69 00:03:09,649 --> 00:03:10,984 Behold! 70 00:03:13,787 --> 00:03:15,021 Hm? 71 00:03:15,088 --> 00:03:17,691 - Wild trees are very dangerous, Captain. 72 00:03:17,757 --> 00:03:20,093 According to my calculations, 73 00:03:20,194 --> 00:03:24,231 your only chance of cutting them down is with one of these. 74 00:03:26,600 --> 00:03:29,269 - Put that baby toy away, Pat-Tron, 75 00:03:29,336 --> 00:03:33,707 and watch in awe as I hogtie these prickly beasts 76 00:03:33,773 --> 00:03:37,211 with my bare musclebound hands. 77 00:03:37,244 --> 00:03:40,214 [grunting] 78 00:03:42,682 --> 00:03:44,551 [screams] 79 00:03:44,618 --> 00:03:46,286 Ah! Whoa! 80 00:03:46,353 --> 00:03:49,323 [grunting and screaming] 81 00:03:53,327 --> 00:03:56,963 - Greetings, future guy! Can you help me? 82 00:03:57,030 --> 00:03:59,466 I'm looking for the latest electric shaver 83 00:03:59,533 --> 00:04:02,502 to give my stubbly old Dad for Christmas. 84 00:04:04,571 --> 00:04:06,105 - Oh, give him this. 85 00:04:06,240 --> 00:04:09,876 Captain Quasar doesn't need it. It'll shave anything. 86 00:04:09,943 --> 00:04:14,814 It's cutting edge technology. - Wow, thanks! 87 00:04:14,881 --> 00:04:17,050 - Mistletoe proximity alert. 88 00:04:17,116 --> 00:04:18,051 - Hm? Oh. 89 00:04:18,117 --> 00:04:20,754 [romantic music] 90 00:04:20,820 --> 00:04:25,091 Well, nice doing business with you too. 91 00:04:26,125 --> 00:04:29,396 - Ow, ow, ooh, ah. 92 00:04:29,463 --> 00:04:34,000 Ugh, ah, ow. 93 00:04:34,067 --> 00:04:38,538 Pat-Tron, forget what I said. I need the laser! 94 00:04:39,973 --> 00:04:44,744 Pass me the laser! Baby wants his laser! 95 00:04:44,811 --> 00:04:46,546 [screams] 96 00:04:47,914 --> 00:04:51,651 - Dad's gift is in the bag. 97 00:04:51,718 --> 00:04:55,021 Next on the list is GrandPat. 98 00:04:55,088 --> 00:04:58,292 Hm, I wonder what old people like? 99 00:04:59,726 --> 00:05:04,030 - Who hungry? Me cook food with fire. 100 00:05:04,097 --> 00:05:07,767 Me got pterodactyl wings and dino egg omelets, 101 00:05:07,834 --> 00:05:10,504 all with a side order of fire! 102 00:05:10,570 --> 00:05:13,640 So come on down to Caveman Jenkins Farms 103 00:05:13,707 --> 00:05:18,378 or Sun God will destroy us all with fire! 104 00:05:18,445 --> 00:05:20,947 - * Come to Caveman Jenkins Farms * 105 00:05:21,014 --> 00:05:23,550 * where our motto is * - Fire! 106 00:05:23,617 --> 00:05:25,385 [laughs] 107 00:05:25,452 --> 00:05:28,788 - I bet GrandPat would love some vintage food 108 00:05:28,855 --> 00:05:30,757 from his old neighborhood. 109 00:05:30,824 --> 00:05:32,326 Leedle, leedle, leedle, lee! 110 00:05:34,661 --> 00:05:37,163 [bluegrass music] 111 00:05:37,230 --> 00:05:39,399 - [grunts] - [moos] 112 00:05:39,466 --> 00:05:41,601 - [screams] - That looks--ooh. 113 00:05:43,136 --> 00:05:45,372 Mmm, lizardy. 114 00:05:50,009 --> 00:05:51,911 I don't think anybody would mind 115 00:05:51,978 --> 00:05:54,614 if I took just one little egg. 116 00:05:59,453 --> 00:06:01,621 - [clucks] - [screams] 117 00:06:04,157 --> 00:06:06,426 - [clucks] 118 00:06:09,062 --> 00:06:11,230 - Ah, perfect! 119 00:06:11,365 --> 00:06:13,933 Now it'll be easy to grab an egg! 120 00:06:14,000 --> 00:06:15,735 - [clucks] - Shh! 121 00:06:18,705 --> 00:06:23,510 I guess it takes a smart cookie to fool a dumb animal. 122 00:06:23,577 --> 00:06:26,813 Hm? - [squawks aggressively] 123 00:06:26,880 --> 00:06:29,783 - [chuckles] [screams] 124 00:06:29,849 --> 00:06:31,918 I didn't mean you! 125 00:06:31,985 --> 00:06:35,922 [screams] - [screeches] 126 00:06:35,989 --> 00:06:40,126 I spy mistletoe. Mwah! 127 00:06:40,193 --> 00:06:41,995 - Yuck! 128 00:06:42,061 --> 00:06:44,964 Why does everyone keep kissing me? 129 00:06:45,031 --> 00:06:47,801 - [barking] - Ow! 130 00:06:47,867 --> 00:06:49,936 Oh, you're right, Ouchie. 131 00:06:50,003 --> 00:06:53,039 I do need to stay focused. 132 00:06:53,106 --> 00:06:55,975 Hm, Mommy is next on the list, 133 00:06:56,042 --> 00:06:57,744 and this year, I want to give her 134 00:06:57,811 --> 00:07:00,647 something really fun. 135 00:07:00,714 --> 00:07:03,417 What did she always used to say? 136 00:07:03,450 --> 00:07:06,886 - There's no place more fun than a carnival. 137 00:07:06,953 --> 00:07:08,321 - Thanks, Mom. 138 00:07:08,422 --> 00:07:12,025 - You're welcome, dear. Ooh, mistletoe! 139 00:07:12,091 --> 00:07:13,893 Mwah. [laughs] 140 00:07:13,960 --> 00:07:16,830 - Mom! Beep, boop, boop. 141 00:07:24,070 --> 00:07:26,706 Cool, smells like freaks. 142 00:07:26,773 --> 00:07:30,477 The Bearded Blowfish? Cool. 143 00:07:30,544 --> 00:07:34,781 The SpongeKrab Twins. What? 144 00:07:34,848 --> 00:07:39,318 Fiji Mermaid? Now I've seen everything. 145 00:07:39,453 --> 00:07:42,021 Mom was right. This is really fun. 146 00:07:42,088 --> 00:07:45,659 Aw, but I still don't know what she wants for Christmas. 147 00:07:49,996 --> 00:07:52,231 The Tattooed Fish? 148 00:07:52,298 --> 00:07:55,469 I'll get Mom a new tattoo for Christmas! 149 00:07:55,535 --> 00:07:57,637 - Ooh! Break time. 150 00:08:04,478 --> 00:08:07,547 - [chuckles] 151 00:08:09,483 --> 00:08:12,051 - Mmm. - Ow! 152 00:08:12,118 --> 00:08:14,821 Man, getting a tattoo hurts. 153 00:08:17,356 --> 00:08:19,926 - We're under the mistletoe. 154 00:08:21,828 --> 00:08:24,297 How dare you? 155 00:08:24,363 --> 00:08:26,099 - How dare who? 156 00:08:31,505 --> 00:08:33,640 - [chattering] 157 00:08:33,707 --> 00:08:36,676 - Hello there, cutie pie! 158 00:08:36,743 --> 00:08:40,680 Aw, you look like a perfect gift for Squidina, 159 00:08:40,747 --> 00:08:43,382 and you just saved me another trip. 160 00:08:43,517 --> 00:08:44,784 I did it, Ouchie. 161 00:08:44,851 --> 00:08:48,755 I got something for everyone on my list. 162 00:08:48,822 --> 00:08:51,758 I gotta get these gifts under the pole. 163 00:08:51,825 --> 00:08:53,560 - [French accent] The next morning. 164 00:08:53,627 --> 00:08:56,696 - I hope you all like your gifts. 165 00:08:56,763 --> 00:08:57,997 - Ooh. 166 00:08:58,064 --> 00:09:02,536 - It's an electric razor from the future, Dad. 167 00:09:02,536 --> 00:09:04,403 - Hey. 168 00:09:04,538 --> 00:09:08,241 Wow! Now that's a close shave. 169 00:09:08,307 --> 00:09:09,676 Thanks, son. 170 00:09:09,743 --> 00:09:12,646 - Ugh, I hope it's not another chewed up candle. 171 00:09:12,712 --> 00:09:15,582 A dinosaur egg? 172 00:09:15,649 --> 00:09:18,585 I haven't had a pterodactyl omelet 173 00:09:18,652 --> 00:09:23,089 since I was a cave boy. Thank you, grandson. 174 00:09:26,192 --> 00:09:29,896 - [caws] - Oh! 175 00:09:29,963 --> 00:09:31,264 [grunting] 176 00:09:31,330 --> 00:09:33,032 [relaxing lullaby] 177 00:09:33,099 --> 00:09:35,902 Wake me when it's New Year's. 178 00:09:35,969 --> 00:09:40,239 - Merry Christmas, Mom. - Ooh! 179 00:09:40,306 --> 00:09:42,308 A new tattoo? 180 00:09:42,375 --> 00:09:45,244 [gasps] How did you know? 181 00:09:47,914 --> 00:09:50,416 - I love your gift, big brother! 182 00:09:50,483 --> 00:09:52,151 I'm calling him Maurice. 183 00:09:52,218 --> 00:09:54,053 I've already taught him a few tricks. 184 00:09:54,120 --> 00:09:55,589 [whistles] 185 00:09:55,589 --> 00:09:58,424 - [chattering] 186 00:09:58,491 --> 00:10:01,360 - What I don't understand is where you got 187 00:10:01,427 --> 00:10:06,332 all the money to pay for these extravagant gifts. 188 00:10:06,399 --> 00:10:09,268 - Yeah, right? [laughs] 189 00:10:09,335 --> 00:10:11,104 What's money? 190 00:10:14,173 --> 00:10:16,876 - That kid stole my Laser Phaser! 191 00:10:16,943 --> 00:10:19,545 - That kid stole my tattoo! 192 00:10:19,613 --> 00:10:22,481 - He steal egg. - [squawk] 193 00:10:22,548 --> 00:10:25,084 - Oh, so that's how you got 'em. 194 00:10:25,151 --> 00:10:27,887 [together] And we want 'em back. 195 00:10:27,954 --> 00:10:30,824 - Happy holidays, time travelers! 196 00:10:30,890 --> 00:10:33,893 You're just in time to open your presents. 197 00:10:34,794 --> 00:10:36,529 - Gifts for us? 198 00:10:36,596 --> 00:10:38,898 - Oh, you didn't have to do that. 199 00:10:38,965 --> 00:10:40,366 - Fire? 200 00:10:40,433 --> 00:10:44,437 all: It's what I always wanted! 201 00:10:44,503 --> 00:10:46,372 all: Thank you, Patrick! 202 00:10:46,439 --> 00:10:49,643 - I'm glad somebody appreciates my thoughtful gifts. 203 00:10:50,810 --> 00:10:53,713 all: Patrick's under the mistletoe. 204 00:10:53,780 --> 00:10:55,581 - Stay away from me. Stay away. 205 00:10:55,649 --> 00:10:57,016 [screams] 206 00:10:57,083 --> 00:11:00,019 - Oh, Patrick, if you don't want people to kiss you, 207 00:11:00,086 --> 00:11:02,488 don't wear a mistletoe hat. 208 00:11:02,555 --> 00:11:09,062 - Oh, huh, I thought it was because I'm so handsome! 209 00:11:09,128 --> 00:11:10,396 Thanks, sis. 210 00:11:10,463 --> 00:11:12,832 - Oh, whoa, ah, ah! 211 00:11:12,899 --> 00:11:14,000 - Photo time! 212 00:11:14,067 --> 00:11:16,335 Everybody say, "Merry Christmas". 213 00:11:16,402 --> 00:11:18,972 all: Merry Christmas! 214 00:11:21,808 --> 00:11:24,210 [upbeat music] 215 00:11:24,277 --> 00:11:26,512 - This is Perch Perkins coming to you live 216 00:11:26,579 --> 00:11:30,917 from the umpteenth annual Klopnodian Heritage Festival! 217 00:11:30,984 --> 00:11:33,019 Here you can taste strange foods, 218 00:11:33,086 --> 00:11:35,922 play bizarre games, and ogle the freaky costumes 219 00:11:35,989 --> 00:11:38,557 on display in broad daylight. 220 00:11:39,592 --> 00:11:43,229 So bring the whole family down, gawk at the screwballs, 221 00:11:43,296 --> 00:11:47,366 and maybe try a traditional fried mud pie. 222 00:11:50,737 --> 00:11:53,572 Good Neptune! That's real mud! 223 00:11:53,707 --> 00:11:55,775 [laughter] 224 00:11:57,010 --> 00:11:59,112 - I'm so happy to be sharing 225 00:11:59,178 --> 00:12:02,581 my Klopnodian culture with my family. 226 00:12:02,716 --> 00:12:04,150 - According to this pamphlet, 227 00:12:04,217 --> 00:12:07,320 Klopnod is the silliest place in the ocean. 228 00:12:07,386 --> 00:12:09,188 - And the weakest too. 229 00:12:09,255 --> 00:12:11,958 In the 12th century, my army invaded 230 00:12:12,025 --> 00:12:15,061 and conquered Klopnod in half a day. 231 00:12:15,128 --> 00:12:17,296 - It says here that your army lost, 232 00:12:17,363 --> 00:12:19,498 and they named a cream puff after you. 233 00:12:19,565 --> 00:12:23,737 - GrandPat cream puffs. Get your GrandPats here! 234 00:12:23,737 --> 00:12:26,539 - More like cream tough! Well! 235 00:12:26,605 --> 00:12:31,044 - And here we have some more traditional Klopnod dishes. 236 00:12:31,110 --> 00:12:33,612 Hundred-year-old bread. 237 00:12:33,747 --> 00:12:34,814 - [chomps] 238 00:12:36,950 --> 00:12:39,452 - Phony bologna. - Ah. 239 00:12:39,518 --> 00:12:42,421 [grunting and struggling] 240 00:12:42,488 --> 00:12:44,023 [grunting] 241 00:12:44,090 --> 00:12:46,125 Whoa. - Ow, my leg! 242 00:12:46,192 --> 00:12:50,163 - And this one is my favorite. Rock Soup. 243 00:12:53,466 --> 00:12:54,400 - Uh... 244 00:12:57,971 --> 00:12:59,472 - Oh, Bunny? 245 00:12:59,538 --> 00:13:01,040 Is it okay if I wear this 246 00:13:01,107 --> 00:13:05,111 "Kiss me, I'm Klopnodian" shirt if I'm not Klopnodian? 247 00:13:06,245 --> 00:13:10,884 - No, wait, stop! I'm married! 248 00:13:10,950 --> 00:13:12,251 [screams] 249 00:13:15,254 --> 00:13:19,425 - I'll show these Klops who won the war! 250 00:13:19,492 --> 00:13:20,894 - My other leg! 251 00:13:20,960 --> 00:13:25,364 - Ugh! [grunting] 252 00:13:25,431 --> 00:13:26,532 Hm? 253 00:13:26,599 --> 00:13:29,002 Name a cream puff after me, will you? 254 00:13:30,003 --> 00:13:32,571 - Loser! Hmmph! 255 00:13:32,638 --> 00:13:34,040 - Whoo-hoo-hoo! 256 00:13:34,107 --> 00:13:38,812 - Hey, kids, I've got a wonderful surprise for you. 257 00:13:38,845 --> 00:13:41,047 You're going to be initiated 258 00:13:41,114 --> 00:13:44,217 into the wonderful ways of Klopnod. 259 00:13:44,283 --> 00:13:47,854 It's what we call Gashpluckt. 260 00:13:47,921 --> 00:13:50,589 I'm so proud of you two, 261 00:13:50,656 --> 00:13:53,292 participating in this family tradition 262 00:13:53,359 --> 00:13:55,962 just like I did as a child. 263 00:13:58,231 --> 00:14:00,399 - Father and son, come with us. 264 00:14:00,466 --> 00:14:03,970 - Mother and daughter, come with us. 265 00:14:04,037 --> 00:14:06,105 [together] Uh... 266 00:14:06,172 --> 00:14:08,942 - This is The Flop Sweat Lodge. 267 00:14:09,008 --> 00:14:12,611 Klopnodian males are afraid of everything, 268 00:14:12,678 --> 00:14:14,647 and so we sweat. 269 00:14:14,713 --> 00:14:18,317 This practice is called Gaplork. 270 00:14:18,384 --> 00:14:21,754 Now, let us perspire. 271 00:14:26,659 --> 00:14:29,262 - [shivers] - What's the matter, son? 272 00:14:29,328 --> 00:14:32,999 Go ahead and sweat. - Mm. 273 00:14:33,066 --> 00:14:35,902 I can't do it. [whispers inaudibly] 274 00:14:35,969 --> 00:14:37,370 - Oh. 275 00:14:37,436 --> 00:14:40,439 It seems the boy is sweat shy. 276 00:14:40,506 --> 00:14:42,708 Would you mind turning away? 277 00:14:42,775 --> 00:14:43,709 [grunt together] 278 00:14:45,879 --> 00:14:47,080 - [inhales deeply] 279 00:14:47,146 --> 00:14:50,249 [grunting and straining] 280 00:14:53,452 --> 00:14:54,888 - Phew. 281 00:14:54,921 --> 00:14:56,890 [together] Mm-mm. 282 00:14:56,956 --> 00:14:59,158 [dramatic folk music] 283 00:14:59,225 --> 00:15:01,760 - In Klopnod, it is tradition 284 00:15:01,895 --> 00:15:05,264 that only women folk are allowed to swat sea flies. 285 00:15:05,331 --> 00:15:08,101 The reason has been lost to the ages. 286 00:15:08,167 --> 00:15:12,205 We call this practice Foinsapp. 287 00:15:12,271 --> 00:15:14,073 - Ooh. - Uh... 288 00:15:14,140 --> 00:15:17,410 - It takes skill and artistry. 289 00:15:17,476 --> 00:15:19,145 Observe. 290 00:15:20,914 --> 00:15:22,015 - Oh! 291 00:15:22,081 --> 00:15:24,083 [together] Foinsapp! 292 00:15:24,150 --> 00:15:31,290 * * 293 00:15:39,165 --> 00:15:42,301 - Foinsapp! Foinsapp! 294 00:15:42,368 --> 00:15:45,671 Foinsapp, foinsapp, foinsapp! 295 00:15:45,738 --> 00:15:48,274 Foinsapp! 296 00:15:48,341 --> 00:15:51,244 - Now it is your turn. 297 00:15:52,411 --> 00:15:54,680 - But you've swatted all the flies. 298 00:15:54,747 --> 00:15:56,950 - [chuckles] 299 00:15:58,351 --> 00:16:01,754 - Go ahead, dear. - Foinsapp! 300 00:16:02,956 --> 00:16:03,957 Foinsapp! 301 00:16:03,990 --> 00:16:07,961 Foinsapp! [grunts] 302 00:16:07,994 --> 00:16:08,962 Ugh! 303 00:16:11,097 --> 00:16:12,065 [screams] 304 00:16:12,131 --> 00:16:13,399 * * 305 00:16:13,466 --> 00:16:16,435 [screaming] 306 00:16:16,502 --> 00:16:23,609 * * 307 00:16:28,214 --> 00:16:32,851 - In Klopnod, all shelves are 30 feet high because-- 308 00:16:32,986 --> 00:16:34,620 I don't know. 309 00:16:34,687 --> 00:16:38,857 All Klopnodian boys must master the shelf pole. 310 00:16:38,992 --> 00:16:41,427 We call this Spladap. 311 00:16:41,494 --> 00:16:43,396 The wooden objects on the shelf 312 00:16:43,462 --> 00:16:47,000 go into the corresponding holes in the table. 313 00:16:47,033 --> 00:16:49,302 This you do without leaving the pole, 314 00:16:49,368 --> 00:16:52,305 assisted only by the pole holder. 315 00:16:53,306 --> 00:16:57,576 - Okay, here goes. - Ooh! 316 00:16:57,643 --> 00:17:00,346 - Put it in the round hole! 317 00:17:00,413 --> 00:17:03,182 [upbeat folk music] 318 00:17:03,249 --> 00:17:05,651 The round hole in the table! 319 00:17:05,718 --> 00:17:09,255 - Okay, son. Nice and easy. 320 00:17:09,322 --> 00:17:11,024 - Nice and easy. 321 00:17:11,090 --> 00:17:12,458 Whoa! 322 00:17:13,592 --> 00:17:16,329 How'd I do? 323 00:17:17,163 --> 00:17:20,799 - Wow, I did not even know we had a square hole. 324 00:17:20,866 --> 00:17:24,670 One more to go. Get the star. 325 00:17:24,737 --> 00:17:27,473 - That's it, son! Just--yikes! 326 00:17:27,540 --> 00:17:29,042 - [screams] 327 00:17:29,108 --> 00:17:31,044 [grunts] 328 00:17:31,044 --> 00:17:32,111 - Eep! - Ah! 329 00:17:33,312 --> 00:17:36,815 - I can't hold on! - I'm peeling out! 330 00:17:36,882 --> 00:17:38,851 [screams] 331 00:17:40,419 --> 00:17:43,122 Spladap? [whimpers] 332 00:17:43,189 --> 00:17:45,924 [dramatic folk music] 333 00:17:46,059 --> 00:17:49,895 - You will now learn the proper folding and raising 334 00:17:49,962 --> 00:17:54,967 of the Klopnodian flag. This is called Katoof. 335 00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:58,071 - That's not a flag. It's a tablecloth. 336 00:17:58,071 --> 00:18:00,906 And it's got mustard stains on it. 337 00:18:00,973 --> 00:18:03,576 - No, no, no. - All right! 338 00:18:03,642 --> 00:18:05,511 All right. It's a flag. 339 00:18:05,578 --> 00:18:08,247 - This is how we fold. 340 00:18:11,684 --> 00:18:15,088 - You fold the flag, and then you raise it? 341 00:18:15,154 --> 00:18:18,091 [martial music] 342 00:18:18,157 --> 00:18:19,092 * * 343 00:18:19,158 --> 00:18:20,959 Hm. [grunts] 344 00:18:21,960 --> 00:18:24,630 - [gasps] It unfolded! 345 00:18:24,697 --> 00:18:27,100 So disrespectful! 346 00:18:28,834 --> 00:18:30,203 - Aw! - Sis! 347 00:18:30,269 --> 00:18:31,437 both: Aww. 348 00:18:31,504 --> 00:18:33,572 - I'm so glad that's over, big brother. 349 00:18:33,639 --> 00:18:35,841 It was horrible. 350 00:18:35,908 --> 00:18:38,844 - Thank goodness we'll never have to do that again. 351 00:18:38,911 --> 00:18:41,880 - And now it's time for you to do that again. 352 00:18:41,947 --> 00:18:44,117 You will show us all you have learned 353 00:18:44,117 --> 00:18:46,952 during the traditional Klopnodian folk dance. 354 00:18:47,019 --> 00:18:51,590 It is called Thewholeshebang! Curtains up! 355 00:18:53,326 --> 00:18:55,928 [crowd roaring] 356 00:18:55,994 --> 00:18:59,132 - Do you hear that? - Uh-huh. 357 00:18:59,165 --> 00:19:02,301 - * Our country's yards are filled with clods * 358 00:19:02,368 --> 00:19:05,471 * Dear old Klopnod! * 359 00:19:05,538 --> 00:19:09,775 * Our country's yards are filled with clods * 360 00:19:09,842 --> 00:19:15,548 * Dear old Klopnod * 361 00:19:15,614 --> 00:19:17,216 - Foinsapp! - [screams] 362 00:19:17,283 --> 00:19:18,851 - [screams] 363 00:19:18,917 --> 00:19:21,387 [crowd booing] 364 00:19:21,454 --> 00:19:23,456 Hey! 365 00:19:23,522 --> 00:19:25,057 Whoa! Whoa! 366 00:19:26,459 --> 00:19:30,629 all: Spladap! Spladap! Spladap! 367 00:19:30,696 --> 00:19:34,400 - I don't wanna! - Come on, kid. 368 00:19:37,770 --> 00:19:41,440 Whoa, whoa! 369 00:19:41,507 --> 00:19:43,609 - Wha--oh! 370 00:19:43,676 --> 00:19:46,579 [folk music] 371 00:19:46,645 --> 00:19:47,580 * * 372 00:19:47,646 --> 00:19:49,014 - Uh... 373 00:19:49,081 --> 00:19:52,017 [crowd chanting] Katoof, Katoof, Katoof! 374 00:19:52,084 --> 00:19:54,387 Katoof, Katoof, Katoof! - [grumbles] 375 00:19:55,788 --> 00:19:58,924 [crowd booing] 376 00:19:59,892 --> 00:20:01,460 It's a table cloth! 377 00:20:01,527 --> 00:20:02,928 [crowd booing] 378 00:20:02,995 --> 00:20:05,130 - I'm Kloppin' outta here. 379 00:20:09,602 --> 00:20:10,836 all: Gaplork! 380 00:20:10,903 --> 00:20:14,573 All: Gaplork, Gaplork, Gaplork, Gaplork! 381 00:20:14,640 --> 00:20:17,910 - Sweat, son! You have to sweat! 382 00:20:17,976 --> 00:20:22,147 For dear old Klopnod, Gaplork, son! 383 00:20:22,215 --> 00:20:24,717 Gap that lork! 384 00:20:24,783 --> 00:20:28,687 - I want to, but everybody's looking. 385 00:20:28,754 --> 00:20:29,988 [shivering] 386 00:20:30,055 --> 00:20:33,726 - People of Klopnod and Klopnod people, 387 00:20:33,792 --> 00:20:36,995 my son would love to sweat for you all, 388 00:20:37,062 --> 00:20:39,998 but the boy is sweat shy, 389 00:20:40,065 --> 00:20:44,303 so if it wouldn't be too much trouble, 390 00:20:44,370 --> 00:20:46,939 give the boy some privacy while he sweats? 391 00:20:47,005 --> 00:20:48,607 Would you mind? 392 00:20:48,674 --> 00:20:49,775 - Yeah. - Okay. 393 00:20:49,842 --> 00:20:51,610 - Well, sure. - The boy is shy. 394 00:20:51,677 --> 00:20:55,348 - I'm sweat shy too! - Yeah. 395 00:20:55,414 --> 00:20:57,483 - [breathes deeply] 396 00:20:57,550 --> 00:21:00,586 [straining] 397 00:21:06,825 --> 00:21:09,795 [crowd gasping] 398 00:21:09,862 --> 00:21:12,731 [enchanting orchestral music] 399 00:21:12,798 --> 00:21:15,434 * * 400 00:21:15,501 --> 00:21:18,271 [cheers and applause] 401 00:21:18,337 --> 00:21:20,539 - [screams] 402 00:21:20,606 --> 00:21:24,076 Throw down your cream puffs, you Klopnodians! 403 00:21:24,142 --> 00:21:27,846 You're all my prisoners now! [laughs] 404 00:21:27,913 --> 00:21:31,717 After thousands of years, I have my revenge! 405 00:21:31,784 --> 00:21:33,185 [laughs] 406 00:21:33,286 --> 00:21:35,854 - [gasps] - Sea fly! 407 00:21:35,921 --> 00:21:37,756 [together] Foinsapp. 408 00:21:37,823 --> 00:21:39,325 - Huh? [screams] 409 00:21:39,392 --> 00:21:42,060 I surrender! I surrender! 410 00:21:43,729 --> 00:21:46,164 - Wow, what a Gashpluckt day. 411 00:21:46,299 --> 00:21:49,134 - I'd rather walk them than swat them. 412 00:21:50,436 --> 00:21:54,773 - Mmm. - How do I turn these off? 413 00:21:54,840 --> 00:21:57,075 - Son, it's time I introduce you 414 00:21:57,142 --> 00:22:01,714 to the wonderful world of underarm corks. 415 00:22:01,780 --> 00:22:03,916 [laughter] 416 00:22:03,982 --> 00:22:05,150 - Foinsapp! 417 00:22:06,552 --> 00:22:09,455 [upbeat music] 418 00:22:09,522 --> 00:22:16,462 * * 419 00:22:16,512 --> 00:22:21,062 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 27714

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