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- Hi! I'm Patrick Star,
and I live with my parents.
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This is my dad.
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This is my mom. [chuckles]
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This is my sister. She's shy.
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This is my grandpa.
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This is my room.
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And this...
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this is my show!
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- [whistling]
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Huh?
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[groaning]
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- [muffled] Hi.
- [screams]
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- [screaming]
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[groans]
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[glass breaking]
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Welcome to "The Patrick Show."
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It's time for viewer mail.
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- Ooh! Guten morgen.
I'm Klaus.
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- International mail!
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- I vood like to know
vat is going on
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inside der body.
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Inside. [giggles]
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- Maybe we should go inside
der body und zee.
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But where do we get a body?
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both: Ooh!
- Hey, son.
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Why not a take a trip
inside your dear old dad?
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- Okay! I'm going in.
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[laughing]
- [grunting]
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- No! For this show,
you've got to get small first.
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Now run down the hallway.
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- [laughs]
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- Okay, that's far enough.
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[giggles] Aww.
- [high-pitched laughing]
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- Oh!
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- Dad, can you please remove
one of your socks?
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- Sure, honey.
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[giggles]
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- [exclaiming]
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- How you feelin', Dad?
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- Like mashed potato
underpants.
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- Okay.
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Patrick, how are you feeling?
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- Oh!
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I'm feeling like
mashed potato underpants.
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- [sighs]
Like father, like son.
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- Ooh.
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Wow.
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[giggles]
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Whoa, the directory of Dad.
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[bell dinging]
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- Welcome to Cecil Star.
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Patrick Star, are you here
for the big tour?
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- Yes.
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You know my name?
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- Sure do!
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Your dad screams your name
whenever he stubs his toe.
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My name is Rube Goldfish,
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and I'll be your guide.
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Where would you like to start?
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We got shin bones,
knee bones, funny bones,
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hip, snips and total eclipse.
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The gut, the butt
and how about a jump cut?
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- Whoa.
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How about we start at the top
and work our way down?
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- Excellent choice.
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Express elevator going up.
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[alarm blaring]
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- [gurgling]
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both: Oh!
- Patrick Star!
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[alarm beeping]
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- [groans]
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- Top floor,
your daddy's brain.
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- Ooh!
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So this is where
all my dad's ideas come from.
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- Oh, look,
here comes an idea now.
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- Oh. Ooh.
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- A brick in your shoe
will help you to chew.
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- Ah!
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Your dad's a genius.
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- He gets it from me.
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I bet Klaus would love
to know what's in here.
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- These are the three feelings
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that rule your dad's behavior.
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- I'm feeling silly.
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- I feel confused.
- I'm hungry!
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- Knock it off.
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[all grumbling]
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[all gasp]
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both: A remembery!
- A remembery!
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All: A remembery!
[explosion]
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- Huh?
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I just rememberied.
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I have a job, whatever that is.
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- Dad, your son
is still inside your--
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ugh, never mind.
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- [vocalizing]
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- You're a half minute late,
Star.
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This is
the Undersea Space Agency,
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and we demand punctuality!
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- No, thanks. I'm on a diet.
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- This is the brain-to-muscle
impulse board.
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If the brain thinks it,
then the muscle does it.
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- Amazing.
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[giggling]
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- [babbling]
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- Brain to muscle,
go very fast!
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- Huh? What's happening to me?
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- Oh, huh?
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- [struggling]
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- Ah!
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- [panicked muttering]
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- We could use a man with
that Star's speed and agility
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in outer space.
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Send him up to astronaut
training on the double.
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- Yes, sir,
General Grouper, sir.
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- [wheezing]
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- We're riding the optic nerve
on our way to the eyeballs.
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- You mean the peepers.
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both: Peepers! Woo-hoo!
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Whoa!
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- Please read the chart
in front of you,
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starting with the top line.
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- Let's see.
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- Ooh!
- There's my son, Patrick.
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- Ooh!
- My son Patrick.
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And my son, Patrick.
- [humming]
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- Ha, that's strange.
- Hmm.
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- General wants a rush job
on this guy.
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- Perfect.
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You passed.
- Woo-hoo!
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[laughs]
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- This here is
your daddy's mouth.
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- [sniffs] Ah!
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I recognize his morning breath.
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- This stop is the lungs.
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Get ready to slide.
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both: Whoa!
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[lively accordion music]
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- Whoa!
- Oh! [laughs]
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- Wow. I never knew my dad
was such a windbag.
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- [panting]
- Mm. Hmm.
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- Okay.
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- Whoa!
- Amazing!
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- Oy gevalt!
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- I heart this place.
It's the heart!
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- Ooh!
- Or as I like to call it,
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the discotheque.
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[upbeat disco music]
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- [laughs]
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I bet Klaus could do
a good folk dance in here.
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[laughs]
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[both whooping and laughing]
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- This is your dad's liver.
- I know this.
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De liver is de part of de body
that brings you things.
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[chuckles]
That's why it's de liver!
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[laughs]
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both: Ooh!
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- Oh!
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- Oh, don't worry.
That's just bile.
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Bile breaks down fat
and fatty acids.
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- Oh, then it should work
on my baby fat.
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- Oh.
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- Did it work? Am I pretty?
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- Yes. You know you are.
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Now hold on tight.
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'cause I know a shortcut
to the next organ.
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[explosion]
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both: Wee!
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[both screaming]
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[laughs] I know where we are!
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Dad's stomach.
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Look, there's Mom's waffles.
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both: Whoa!
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What's happening?
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- I don't know,
but it sure is amazing.
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- [screaming]
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[groaning]
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[gurgling]
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Where's the nearest restroom?
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- You go down the hall,
up the stairs,
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take the elevator
to the top floor.
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You can't miss it.
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- Rocket test in ten, nine,
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eight, seven, six, five,
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four, three, two, one.
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All clear.
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Blast off.
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both: Whoa!
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- [retching]
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- We are in orbit.
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- [gasps]
[flushing]
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[screams]
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[both screaming]
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- [giggles]
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[inhales deeply]
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- Whoa!
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[laughs]
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- Yeah!
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- You belong inside.
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Aah!
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- Ooh!
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- And zat, Klaus,
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is vat is going on
inside zee body.
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Klaus? Klaus?
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[upbeat disco music]
- [giggles]
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Danke schoen, Herr Patrick.
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- That's right.
Now you've got it.
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Amazing.
- Wunderbar!
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- Oh, boy!
This camping trip is gonna make
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the most exciting episode
of "The Patrick Show" yet.
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- Uh-oh.
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- Just imagine, a sea star
versus the elements.
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A TV host versus the wild.
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It's kill or be killed,
eat or be eaten.
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- I could eat.
- And eat you shall.
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You'll be living off the land.
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That's why we're bringing
only the bare essentials.
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A compass,
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a flint and tinder,
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some twine...
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- Ooh! [slurping]
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- And a change of underwear.
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- Phew, just in time.
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[grunts]
- Eugh!
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- [chuckles]
- Uh-huh.
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- [vocalizing] Whoa, there!
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You kids can't bring all that.
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- We can't?
- Of course not.
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I could only afford
the extra, mega, jumbo size RV.
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Oh, this baby
is so chock-full of color TVs
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and king-sized beds,
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there won't be any room
for that bundle.
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- Wee! [laughs]
- All aboard for fun!
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[engine starts]
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[tires squeal]
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both: Wow.
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[angelic music]
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- Dad, I'm producing
a show about Patrick
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roughing it in the wilderness.
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This isn't roughing it.
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- I don't know.
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This massage table's being
pretty rough on my back.
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Oh, baby.
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- Don't worry, sweetie.
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Once we get to the campsite,
we'll really be roughing it.
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You'll see.
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Why don't you two watch
a fun camping movie
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to get in the mood?
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[owl hoots]
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all: ? One little, two little,
three little teenagers ?
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? Four little, five little,
six little teenagers ?
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- "Campfire Massacre Seven."
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I hope it's a comedy.
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All: ? Seven little, eight
little, nine little-- ?
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- [roaring]
[all screaming]
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- [crunches, belches]
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[both scream]
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- Dad, will there be
any monsters
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in the woods
where we're camping?
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- Oh, son.
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Of course there will!
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That's why this RV
is packed to the gills
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with anti-monster technology.
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[alarm beeps]
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[missile blasts, explodes]
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[upbeat music]
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? ?
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["La Cucaracha" horn]
269
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- [groaning]
270
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Ah! [grunts]
271
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And now it's time to rough it.
272
00:14:26,525 --> 00:14:29,441
[humming softly]
273
00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:49,025
Ah! Now this is roughing it.
274
00:14:49,112 --> 00:14:53,334
[snoring]
275
00:14:53,421 --> 00:14:55,902
[groans]
276
00:14:55,989 --> 00:14:58,774
What's going on?
Where's the RV?
277
00:14:58,861 --> 00:15:02,082
- Don't worry, Dad.
I just needed more space
278
00:15:02,169 --> 00:15:04,737
to set up for Patrick's
survival competition show,
279
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"Toughing it Out."
280
00:15:07,522 --> 00:15:09,263
The RV kept
getting in the shot,
281
00:15:09,350 --> 00:15:11,091
so I asked Patrick to move it.
282
00:15:11,178 --> 00:15:13,006
- Yup.
Parked it right over there.
283
00:15:15,704 --> 00:15:17,271
[explosion]
284
00:15:17,358 --> 00:15:19,708
both: Wow!
285
00:15:19,795 --> 00:15:23,233
[both giggling]
286
00:15:23,321 --> 00:15:26,889
- Patrick, you blew up the RV!
287
00:15:26,976 --> 00:15:29,065
This is great!
288
00:15:29,152 --> 00:15:32,025
I hope you're ready
to struggle for your life
289
00:15:32,112 --> 00:15:34,636
'cause now
we're really roughing it.
290
00:15:34,723 --> 00:15:35,985
[cackles]
291
00:15:36,072 --> 00:15:38,031
- Dad, I'm scared.
292
00:15:38,118 --> 00:15:40,033
- Don't worry, son.
293
00:15:40,120 --> 00:15:41,513
When dads go camping,
294
00:15:41,600 --> 00:15:43,732
they always bring
the three Gs with them:
295
00:15:43,819 --> 00:15:46,169
gadgets, gizmos, and gear.
296
00:15:46,256 --> 00:15:48,433
See? I've got all the doodads.
297
00:15:48,520 --> 00:15:52,001
- You sure do, Dad.
298
00:15:52,088 --> 00:15:54,134
[laughs]
- Doodad.
299
00:15:54,221 --> 00:15:56,092
- Doodad!
- Doodad.
300
00:15:56,179 --> 00:15:58,399
- Doodad.
- Doodad!
301
00:15:58,486 --> 00:16:00,358
- All right.
We're rolling on camera one,
302
00:16:00,445 --> 00:16:02,490
so pull it together, you two.
303
00:16:02,577 --> 00:16:04,797
Now this surviroring
competition
304
00:16:04,884 --> 00:16:06,581
is all about
the first thing you do
305
00:16:06,668 --> 00:16:10,063
when lost in the woods,
building shelters.
306
00:16:10,150 --> 00:16:13,675
You'll each have 30 minutes--
- Oh, Squidina.
307
00:16:13,762 --> 00:16:17,113
The first thing we need
to build is a toilet.
308
00:16:17,200 --> 00:16:19,246
'Cause I've been holding it in
since we left home!
309
00:16:19,333 --> 00:16:21,727
[device beeps, whirrs]
310
00:16:21,814 --> 00:16:24,425
[groaning]
311
00:16:28,734 --> 00:16:34,566
- Cool. That's way
better than my toilet.
312
00:16:34,653 --> 00:16:36,524
We have a winner.
313
00:16:36,611 --> 00:16:39,092
- Ugh,
that's not how this works.
314
00:16:39,179 --> 00:16:42,312
You two have to build shelters.
315
00:16:42,400 --> 00:16:46,012
[both laughing]
- I don't think so.
316
00:16:46,099 --> 00:16:49,842
Since I just made bathroom,
I'm ready to eat again.
317
00:16:49,929 --> 00:16:52,322
The next competition
is forest food.
318
00:16:52,410 --> 00:16:55,238
First one to make lunch wins.
319
00:16:55,325 --> 00:16:56,805
On your mark, get set--
320
00:16:56,892 --> 00:16:57,850
- Done.
321
00:16:57,937 --> 00:16:59,634
- Oh.
322
00:17:01,201 --> 00:17:02,985
both: Ooh.
323
00:17:03,072 --> 00:17:06,902
[sizzling]
324
00:17:06,989 --> 00:17:08,774
- Who wants omelets?
325
00:17:08,861 --> 00:17:10,645
- Oh, I do, I do!
326
00:17:10,732 --> 00:17:13,126
- Mmm!
327
00:17:13,213 --> 00:17:15,433
[crunching]
328
00:17:17,609 --> 00:17:20,655
- Dad, that's just
leaves and dirt!
329
00:17:20,742 --> 00:17:23,658
- Well, all my ingredients
were on the RV,
330
00:17:23,745 --> 00:17:25,791
so I had to rely
on the bounty of nature.
331
00:17:25,878 --> 00:17:27,575
Ooh.
332
00:17:30,839 --> 00:17:33,973
Who wants seconds?
- Ooh, I do, I do!
333
00:17:36,497 --> 00:17:39,805
[belches] Mmm, piney.
334
00:17:39,892 --> 00:17:43,069
I declare Dad
the winner, again.
335
00:17:43,156 --> 00:17:45,941
- Fine. If I'm going to make
a show about roughing it,
336
00:17:46,028 --> 00:17:50,293
I'm going to have to build
a shelter myself.
337
00:17:50,380 --> 00:17:52,252
- Squidina!
- Oh, let her go, son.
338
00:17:52,339 --> 00:17:54,080
She'll be back.
339
00:17:54,167 --> 00:17:56,735
Remember,
there's no forest so dark
340
00:17:56,822 --> 00:17:59,912
it could stifle
the light of a woman's soul.
341
00:17:59,999 --> 00:18:03,916
- Wow. That's beautiful, Dad.
- Thanks.
342
00:18:04,003 --> 00:18:06,788
I read it on the wall
of the bathroom I built.
343
00:18:06,875 --> 00:18:09,269
[thunder crashes]
344
00:18:09,356 --> 00:18:12,707
[both shivering]
345
00:18:12,794 --> 00:18:15,623
- Gosh, maybe we
do need shelter.
346
00:18:15,710 --> 00:18:18,452
Did you bring some
automatic tent-y thing?
347
00:18:18,539 --> 00:18:21,020
- Hm, I can't seem to find it.
348
00:18:21,107 --> 00:18:22,674
Must have left it at home.
349
00:18:22,761 --> 00:18:24,502
[thunder crashes]
350
00:18:26,286 --> 00:18:28,941
- [grumbles]
351
00:18:29,028 --> 00:18:30,551
Whoa!
352
00:18:33,467 --> 00:18:36,383
both: I wish Squidina was here.
353
00:18:40,343 --> 00:18:43,825
- There. Now that's how
you build a survival shelter.
354
00:18:43,912 --> 00:18:47,481
[wind gusting,
thunder crashing]
355
00:18:47,568 --> 00:18:49,701
Maybe Dad had the right idea.
356
00:18:49,788 --> 00:18:52,225
Anyone living out here
without gadgets or gizmos
357
00:18:52,312 --> 00:18:54,967
is a real ding-dong.
358
00:18:55,054 --> 00:18:57,491
Huh?
359
00:18:57,578 --> 00:19:00,494
[creatures hissing]
360
00:19:04,454 --> 00:19:07,588
[indistinct rasping]
361
00:19:09,416 --> 00:19:12,854
Oh! Uh, I didn't mean you guys.
362
00:19:12,941 --> 00:19:14,726
[gulps]
363
00:19:19,034 --> 00:19:23,517
- Okay, son.
The shelter is ready.
364
00:19:23,604 --> 00:19:25,737
Sea bears have thick fur coats,
365
00:19:25,824 --> 00:19:28,174
so we should be warm
and dry inside.
366
00:19:28,261 --> 00:19:29,610
- Oh, boy.
367
00:19:29,697 --> 00:19:31,917
Squidina's going to love
this when she comes back.
368
00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,397
[door slams]
369
00:19:34,484 --> 00:19:38,793
[all growling]
370
00:19:38,880 --> 00:19:41,230
- Maybe I should've
used sea lions.
371
00:19:41,317 --> 00:19:44,059
[both gasp]
372
00:19:44,146 --> 00:19:47,585
- That sounds like that
teenager-eating monster,
373
00:19:47,672 --> 00:19:52,677
and I'm a--hold on.
374
00:19:52,764 --> 00:19:55,027
Ahh! I'm a teenager!
375
00:19:55,114 --> 00:19:57,986
- And I still suffer
from mild acne breakouts,
376
00:19:58,073 --> 00:19:59,901
so it might mistake me
for a teen.
377
00:20:02,295 --> 00:20:05,515
Curse my youthful complexion!
378
00:20:05,603 --> 00:20:07,953
[both screaming]
379
00:20:08,040 --> 00:20:10,695
- Please don't eat us!
[clams snapping]
380
00:20:12,218 --> 00:20:14,220
[electrical zapping]
381
00:20:14,307 --> 00:20:16,135
- Squidina, where are you?
382
00:20:16,222 --> 00:20:19,225
- There's a monster loose
that wants to eat you.
383
00:20:19,312 --> 00:20:21,662
Ahh! The monster!
384
00:20:21,749 --> 00:20:23,403
- That's no monster.
385
00:20:23,490 --> 00:20:25,361
That's my daughter.
386
00:20:28,756 --> 00:20:31,890
- Squidina? Oh, thank goodness.
387
00:20:31,977 --> 00:20:34,153
I could really use
another change of underwear.
388
00:20:34,240 --> 00:20:36,677
[ghostly moaning]
389
00:20:36,764 --> 00:20:38,940
- [rasping whisper]
390
00:20:39,027 --> 00:20:41,987
- My daughter is the monster!
391
00:20:42,074 --> 00:20:44,293
Run!
392
00:20:44,380 --> 00:20:49,516
[creatures hissing]
393
00:20:49,603 --> 00:20:53,172
[both screaming]
394
00:20:53,259 --> 00:20:54,608
- Oh!
395
00:20:56,828 --> 00:20:59,831
- Please, Squidina,
you can't eat my boy.
396
00:20:59,918 --> 00:21:02,050
He hasn't experienced
the world yet.
397
00:21:02,137 --> 00:21:05,967
- Yeah, eat Dad.
He's experienced enough.
398
00:21:06,054 --> 00:21:09,362
- Oh, I don't want
to eat either of you.
399
00:21:09,449 --> 00:21:12,539
I was just trying to show you
my survival shelter.
400
00:21:14,497 --> 00:21:16,369
both: Ooh.
401
00:21:16,456 --> 00:21:19,981
- So, sis, if you just wanted
to show us your shelter,
402
00:21:20,068 --> 00:21:22,636
how come you were making
all those scary noises?
403
00:21:22,723 --> 00:21:25,030
- I was speaking Isopod.
404
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,727
[rasping whisper]
405
00:21:26,814 --> 00:21:29,991
- [pleasant chattering]
406
00:21:30,078 --> 00:21:31,906
- After I met them
in the woods,
407
00:21:31,993 --> 00:21:33,342
I spent the
next several minutes
408
00:21:33,429 --> 00:21:35,736
learning their language,
assuming their manner of dress,
409
00:21:35,823 --> 00:21:37,129
and becoming their leader.
410
00:21:37,216 --> 00:21:39,609
With their help,
I was able to build
411
00:21:39,697 --> 00:21:42,482
the shelter of my dreams.
412
00:21:47,922 --> 00:21:50,620
- Now this is how you rough it.
413
00:21:50,708 --> 00:21:54,624
I declare Squidina the winner
of "Toughing it Out."
414
00:21:54,712 --> 00:21:56,975
- Here, here!
all: Woo-hoo.
415
00:21:57,062 --> 00:21:59,891
- [roaring]
[all screaming]
416
00:22:03,503 --> 00:22:08,203
- The end.
417
00:22:08,290 --> 00:22:14,862
? ?
418
00:22:14,912 --> 00:22:19,462
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